WEBVTT 1 00:00:20,224 --> 00:00:22,527 [Niles] Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:25,129 You told me I could say goodbye! 3 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:26,763 -[Jane] Chief! -[Cliff yelling] 4 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:27,931 What in the hell-- 5 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,300 Cliff's having a psychotic break. 6 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,902 [Cliff] I'm so angry! 7 00:00:31,937 --> 00:00:35,340 [Vic] Maybe Larry's not a hero. But that thing inside him is. 8 00:00:35,371 --> 00:00:39,643 [man] Captain Trainor, once a soldier, always a soldier. 9 00:00:39,676 --> 00:00:41,012 [grunts] 10 00:00:41,045 --> 00:00:42,347 [Vic] What is this? 11 00:00:42,347 --> 00:00:44,381 [Jane] It's what Mr. Nobody showed me in the donkey. 12 00:00:44,381 --> 00:00:46,618 -You made this up. -Who are you? 13 00:00:46,651 --> 00:00:49,688 [Cliff] I'm the only one here who can stand you. 14 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:52,756 Jane, don't leave. There's nowhere to go from here but up. 15 00:00:52,756 --> 00:00:55,189 Jane, I'm sorry. 16 00:02:13,637 --> 00:02:15,586 [crow cawing] 17 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:50,175 [Darren on radio] Agent Wilson, the second we get your signal, we're coming in hot. 18 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:54,812 -[keyboard clacking] -You got your ticket to the freak show? 19 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:57,715 Yeah. 20 00:02:57,715 --> 00:02:58,715 Good to go. 21 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:00,682 [chuckles] Don't catch anything. 22 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:02,520 [all laughing] 23 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,388 You got this, Morris. 24 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:08,170 Let's tear it up. 25 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:26,509 [upbeat music playing] 26 00:03:26,544 --> 00:03:29,394 [people chattering] 27 00:03:49,366 --> 00:03:52,002 He's new. 28 00:03:52,036 --> 00:03:55,186 Who's the new hottie? 29 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:16,192 [Darren on radio] How bad it is, Agent? 30 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:19,062 Abnormal to a factor of what? 31 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:22,199 Stand by. 32 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:25,083 [billboard chiming] 33 00:04:29,406 --> 00:04:30,841 [Darren] Talk to me, Morris. 34 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:35,875 -Agent Wilson, what's your 20? -[radio static scratching] 35 00:04:36,814 --> 00:04:41,185 [rumbling] 36 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:43,321 Agent Wilson? 37 00:04:43,353 --> 00:04:45,302 Agent Wilson! 38 00:04:48,692 --> 00:04:51,843 Go, go, go! Let's go! 39 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,201 God damn it! Fuck! 40 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:17,519 [drilling] 41 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:26,629 [Cliff] You ever get a rat stuck in you before? 42 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:28,932 -No. -Do I smell? 43 00:05:28,966 --> 00:05:31,403 -I'm worried I smell, and no one's telling me. -You don't smell. 44 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:33,504 [Cliff] 'Cause who the hell knows what that frigging thing was doing 45 00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:36,107 while it was inside me. 46 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:39,343 I just rewired your circuits and patched up your nutrient tank. You're fine. 47 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:41,379 Shouldn't we at least just spray a little Lysol in here, 48 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:43,014 maybe, you know, hang an air freshener. 49 00:05:43,048 --> 00:05:47,384 -Maybe you could light a candle-- -Cliff! 50 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:48,985 You think Jane's okay? 51 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,721 She's Jane. She's fine. 52 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:52,622 [Cliff] I gotta make things right with her. 53 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,158 Okay, help me out here. 54 00:05:54,192 --> 00:05:56,896 What part of her telling you to F off last night, didn't land? 55 00:05:56,927 --> 00:06:01,232 [Cliff] Hey, remember when you thought not cursing would get you into the Justice League? 56 00:06:01,264 --> 00:06:03,334 What's up your ass? 57 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:07,204 Oh, is it 'cause of Jane's psycho killer painting of you, 58 00:06:07,237 --> 00:06:08,673 where you killed us all? 59 00:06:08,706 --> 00:06:10,608 -Shut up, Cliff. -Yeah, that sucked. 60 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:13,877 If you're feeling any homicidal urges, just gives us a little heads up, all right? 61 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:15,545 -[metal clanks] -I said, shut up. 62 00:06:15,545 --> 00:06:17,658 [imitating music from Psycho] 63 00:06:17,658 --> 00:06:21,165 [Cliff] I'm gonna come for you. 64 00:06:22,252 --> 00:06:25,100 [breathing heavily] 65 00:06:38,535 --> 00:06:41,937 Sir, he's awake. 66 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,872 What's going on? 67 00:06:43,906 --> 00:06:45,276 Where am I? 68 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:48,980 [Forsythe] Welcome to your new base of operations, Captain Trainor. 69 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:51,281 I'm Agent Charles Forsythe, DOD. 70 00:06:51,314 --> 00:06:53,182 DOD? 71 00:06:53,182 --> 00:06:53,762 Why are you-- 72 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:56,887 You and I are going to accomplish great things together, Captain. 73 00:06:56,887 --> 00:07:00,925 The radioactive energy within you is formidable. 74 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,959 We're gonna see if we can find a way to harness it. 75 00:07:02,994 --> 00:07:06,163 What the hell are you talking about? I never agreed to any of this. 76 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:09,432 [Forsythe] I'm afraid this isn't negotiable, soldier. 77 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:14,466 -Your service is compulsory. -Compulsory? 78 00:07:15,271 --> 00:07:17,173 -[gasps] -[gas hissing] 79 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:18,774 [coughing] 80 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:21,144 Hey! Hey! 81 00:07:21,177 --> 00:07:24,281 [continues coughing] 82 00:07:24,314 --> 00:07:25,348 [gasps] 83 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,732 [panting] 84 00:07:34,324 --> 00:07:35,324 Jesus. 85 00:07:59,983 --> 00:08:02,233 [phone ringing] 86 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:15,064 [Jane on recording] Hey, The Chief's still missing. 87 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:18,836 If you have any useful information, leave it here. 88 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:21,637 If you don't, why the fuck are you wasting my time? 89 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:24,274 -[machine beeps] -[Jane] Hey, guys, it's me. 90 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:29,045 Hope you're all doing okay. Rita, if you get this, I have cute little thing-- 91 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:32,816 [Cliff] Jane, hey, I'm glad you called. 92 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:38,422 Uh, I'm really sorry about what I said last night. 93 00:08:38,422 --> 00:08:41,389 That wasn't me. 94 00:08:41,423 --> 00:08:43,894 I had a rat in my head. 95 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:48,065 It's okay. I get it. We all have rats in our heads sometimes. 96 00:08:48,099 --> 00:08:52,436 -Yeah. so, are we good? -Oh, my God, totally. 97 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,538 It's cool beans. 98 00:08:54,571 --> 00:08:56,538 [sighs] Are you gonna come home? 99 00:08:56,572 --> 00:09:00,644 Hmm, wait. I'm sorry. Who is this? 100 00:09:00,677 --> 00:09:04,581 -Cliff. -[Jane] Oh, right, right! Hi, Cliff. 101 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:06,250 Listen, I gotta jam, okay? 102 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:09,284 Just let Rita know I'm having a little thing tonight at Doug's place, 103 00:09:09,317 --> 00:09:10,620 and I hope she can make it. 104 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,187 It'll be super chill. 105 00:09:12,221 --> 00:09:17,221 -Whose place? -Thanks so much, Cliffie. Heart you. [blows kisses] 106 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:24,567 -Is she okay? -I think. 107 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,571 She said everything was... 108 00:09:27,604 --> 00:09:30,605 -"cool beans." -"Cool beans"? 109 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:33,744 -Oh, God. -What? 110 00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:37,346 Whenever Jane is feeling particularly low, 111 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:39,615 this one persona manifests 112 00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:44,552 and runs off to some ridiculous fantasy life she's created for herself. 113 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:47,524 She's by far the worst of the 64. 114 00:09:47,557 --> 00:09:49,926 [Cliff] Who? 115 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,696 Karen. 116 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:56,729 She's a love-struck psycho, stunted by her obsession with rom-coms from the '90s. 117 00:09:56,865 --> 00:09:59,403 If I had to guess, I'd say she's on her way back 118 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:01,205 to her leading man right now. 119 00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:03,774 Some milquetoast layabout named Doug. 120 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,176 Go get 'em, girl. 121 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:08,076 [kisses] 122 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,312 [exhales] 123 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,980 [Rita] She's broken up with him about 1,000 times. 124 00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:15,586 But somehow, she always manages to win him back. 125 00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:20,619 [Karen] Stand under here if you'd like. 126 00:10:20,856 --> 00:10:23,293 No. No, no, no. 127 00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:25,528 -Look, I'm not doing this again. -Wait! 128 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:27,629 Wait. I'm so sorry I left. 129 00:10:27,663 --> 00:10:30,734 I made a-- [grunts] 130 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:33,269 -[Karen exclaims] -Whoa, hey, hey. 131 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,504 -[Karen whimpering] -[clears throat] 132 00:10:35,538 --> 00:10:38,142 [Karen pants] 133 00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:42,846 I'm sorry. I make a terrible umbrella. 134 00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:47,182 Doug, I know you have no reason to take me back, and I can't guarantee 135 00:10:47,216 --> 00:10:51,053 that things won't end up the same way they did last time, 136 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:56,086 but the one thing I can guarantee is that I'll love you forever. 137 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,495 -[Karen chuckles] -What am I going to do with you? 138 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,327 [both laugh] 139 00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,942 [Larry] Don't let Mr. Nobody get in your head, Vic. 140 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,476 It's just a painting. 141 00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:16,446 -Niles would know what to make of it. -Yeah. 142 00:11:16,446 --> 00:11:17,278 [Larry] He would. 143 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:22,230 -[doorbell rings] -[door unlocks] 144 00:11:24,187 --> 00:11:25,985 [door shuts] 145 00:11:38,668 --> 00:11:43,668 [Larry] Danny Cakes. 178 Danny Street. Springfield, Ohio. 146 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:48,278 [machine chiming] 147 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:51,615 There's no Danny Street in Springfield. 148 00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:54,283 According to this, there is. 149 00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:59,317 And someone there knows something about Niles. 150 00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,869 [Larry] Follow the cake, Vic. 151 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:15,350 Always follow the cake. 152 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:43,360 "Where's Niles?" asked the cake shop. 153 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:52,971 That's not weird at all. 154 00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:05,134 [creaking nearby] 155 00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:15,245 [whistling] 156 00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:27,658 [sputters lips] 157 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:33,985 [dance music playing on speakers] 158 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:42,426 Right this way, gentlemen. 159 00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:45,009 Have a nice time. 160 00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:52,836 I'll be right with you, boys. 161 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:57,519 [Vic] Could you tell us where-- 162 00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:23,134 -[music stops] -[scattered applause] 163 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,567 [microphone feedback resounding] 164 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,803 Give it up for my Saucy Songbirds, ladies and gentlemen. 165 00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:29,840 [whistling and scattered applause] 166 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:33,610 Yes! Boys, 167 00:14:33,644 --> 00:14:36,947 girls, and all those in between. 168 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,682 Welcome to Peeping Tom's Perpetual Cabaret. 169 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,918 I'm your host, Maura Lee Karupt. 170 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,754 How y'all feeling? 171 00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:48,792 -[ice clinking in glass] -What, are they shooting an Ambien commercial in here? 172 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:51,760 Okay, well, maybe this will cheer you up. 173 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:55,633 It appears we have two new guests with us. 174 00:14:55,667 --> 00:15:00,336 Oh, look at these two serving us Terminator, King Tut realness, honey. [chuckles] 175 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:04,908 The word on the street is that you're friends of Niles Caulder. 176 00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,543 Who told you that? 177 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,346 -Danny did. -Who's Danny? 178 00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:11,081 Oh, child, is your battery slow? 179 00:15:11,115 --> 00:15:15,552 Danny is all around you. 180 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,821 Danny the Street. 181 00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:19,423 Danny's on the street? 182 00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:23,460 I think she's saying Danny is a street. 183 00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:24,696 The street's a "he"? 184 00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:29,729 Danny's gender queer, and they use non-binary pronouns. 185 00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:31,933 Uh-huh. Okay. 186 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:34,937 -[Vic sighs] -[Maura Lee] Oh, isn't that cute? 187 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:37,642 Robo-boy doesn't understand non-binary. 188 00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:41,711 Let me see if I can explain it to you in a language you can understand. Um... 189 00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:44,947 01-001-110. 190 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,182 Make sense? 191 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:49,485 Just give me one second. 192 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,287 Trying to find my middle finger emoji. It's... 193 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:56,288 Oh, this sweet little snack's a bit salty. 194 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:59,230 I like it. 195 00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:01,163 If you ever want to leave Westworld and come live 196 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,668 with the Dannyzens, you just let me know. 197 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,802 -The who? -Danny travels all over the world, 198 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:11,106 picking up those of us who have slipped through society's cracks. 199 00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:14,375 We call ourselves the Dannyzens. 200 00:16:14,409 --> 00:16:18,880 Oh. 201 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,149 What? 202 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:22,918 Maybe I should let them explain for themselves. 203 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:27,601 Go ahead. Ask Danny a question. 204 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:33,292 Um, Danny, do you know Niles Caulder? 205 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,738 So do we. 206 00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,322 Niles is missing. 207 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,120 [doorbell ringing] 208 00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:59,956 [gasps] Oh, my God, yay! Rita, you made it! 209 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,557 -Karen. -Hey, Karen! 210 00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:05,296 Cliffie, right? 211 00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:09,066 So great to finally meet you in person. 212 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,500 Jane's told me all about you. 213 00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:14,038 [Cliff] Like what? 214 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,506 Oh, um... 215 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:18,009 -[Cliff] Seriously? -Okay, so here's the sitch. 216 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:21,679 Doug's family just got in, and, well, things are a little tense. [chuckles] 217 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,380 [Doug] Can you just cut her a little slack? 218 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:26,150 [Doug's Father] Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick! 219 00:17:26,182 --> 00:17:27,585 [Doug] Listen, Karen and I are in love. 220 00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:29,086 -[Geri groans] -And we're getting back together again. 221 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:31,221 -And that's that. -[Geri] Douglas, please. 222 00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:33,423 -Since you were born-- -Nine hours of labor, 223 00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:35,727 this woman screamed through with you. Nine! 224 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:40,198 I swaddled you. I fed you with these breasts. I loved you. 225 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:44,500 And I tried to give you everything, so you could have the best life possible. 226 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,903 We came from miners, God damn it! 227 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,673 Nothing to our name but coal! 228 00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:53,375 And now, now, you're willing to throw it all away on that trash witch whore. 229 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,246 -Whoa, Mom. Whoa. -[Michaela chuckles] 230 00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:57,079 -Harsh. -Right? 231 00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:58,713 I need you to help me lighten the mood. 232 00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:01,183 What? No. Why would I do that? 233 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:03,586 Duh, 'cause we're best friends. 234 00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,020 No, we're not. 235 00:18:05,055 --> 00:18:10,055 Oh, my God, Rita, you're so weird. Come. 236 00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,063 Um... 237 00:18:12,096 --> 00:18:16,664 Oh. Sorry, Cliffie, I would totally invite you in, but I really need tonight 238 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,736 -to go well. -Oh. 239 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:22,772 And you're sort of weird and creepy, so... [chuckles] 240 00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:27,242 [Cliff] I just... I... I just wanted to tell you, 241 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:30,747 to tell all of you, I'm sorry. 242 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:31,829 Uh-huh. 243 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,795 The street talks. 244 00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:46,596 Of course the street talks. Why wouldn't the street talk? 245 00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:52,700 Well, donkey dimension, Decreator, group therapy. Just ride the wave, Vic. 246 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:56,373 Hey. 247 00:18:56,405 --> 00:18:58,039 We were hoping that you could tell us. 248 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,778 [Larry] That's why we followed your cake. 249 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:05,810 Can I ask you why your street is so empty? 250 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,519 Why? 251 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:33,189 [Larry] Who's Darren Jones? 252 00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:42,683 [grunting] 253 00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:08,710 Extraordinary. 254 00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:16,220 Tell me about Ellsworth. 255 00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,685 [Larry] I'm not telling you anything. 256 00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:20,923 How about Charleston or Edwards? 257 00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,259 Quite a few transfers in such a short period of time. 258 00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:25,828 It's not normal. 259 00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:29,499 It seems you've struggled with normalcy your entire life. 260 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,067 Fuck you. 261 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,372 Now you're concerned about collateral damage? In Havana? 262 00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:38,173 You wanted a contingency plan. Here it is! 263 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,606 [hangs up phone] 264 00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:46,214 Good news, Captain Trainor. 265 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:49,118 A new mission has presented itself. 266 00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:53,891 The Red Menace is knocking on our door, not 100 miles from Miami. 267 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:59,162 Thousands of American lives in the balance. 268 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:01,499 What the hell do you people want from me? 269 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:05,769 It's not about what we want. It's about what we're offering. 270 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,837 Your chance to serve your country. 271 00:21:08,872 --> 00:21:10,574 To be a real man. 272 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:15,606 Better than that, your chance to be a hero. 273 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,682 Go to hell. 274 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:24,717 [Forsythe] I'm going to need you to go there for me, Captain. 275 00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:28,905 [buzzer sounding] 276 00:21:39,368 --> 00:21:42,220 [breathing heavily] 277 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,942 [electric crackling] 278 00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:49,326 [yelling] 279 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:03,520 [Vic] Yo, Danny, what's the Bureau of Normalcy? 280 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:08,566 [Larry] It's a top secret government agency, run by a bunch of demented zealots. 281 00:22:08,597 --> 00:22:12,102 They stomp out anything they deem to be aberrations. 282 00:22:12,134 --> 00:22:13,769 And you know this how? 283 00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:18,804 [Larry] Why are they after you, Danny? 284 00:22:19,977 --> 00:22:24,114 [Maura Lee] All right now, no need to get cheeky, Danny. 285 00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,517 We can tell them the whole story. 286 00:22:26,548 --> 00:22:27,983 Couple of years back, 287 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,054 Darren Jones botched a search-and-destroy mission on Danny. 288 00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:33,589 Lost his partner in the process. 289 00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:37,972 [Larry] What happened to him? 290 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:48,171 He became Maura Lee Karupt. 291 00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:49,740 Karen, 292 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:54,772 are you sure getting back into this relationship is the best idea? 293 00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:58,647 Does Doug even know about your situation? 294 00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:04,354 Okay, I know I can be a lot sometimes. 295 00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:08,290 But Doug and I have a real chance of actually being happy together. 296 00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:09,826 Shouldn't we at least try? 297 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:12,863 Even though you both make me want to vomit into my purse, 298 00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:17,895 I can admit that you make a cute-ish couple. 299 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,135 Come here. 300 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:24,307 -[both chuckle] -Come here. 301 00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:26,978 -[giggles] -Yeah. 302 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:30,614 -God, you're such a fucking sap! -Hammerhead. 303 00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:32,217 -What are you doing-- -Shut up! 304 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,353 It wasn't easy yanking that twat off the fucking driver's seat, 305 00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:39,521 so I have to make this quick. Get us the fuck out of here, now! 306 00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,357 Do it yourself! Or make Jane do it. 307 00:23:41,393 --> 00:23:44,528 Jane's not around. How do you think we got stuck with Basic Bitch Barbie! 308 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,412 Well, where is she? 309 00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:56,240 Don't worry about Jane, okay? 310 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,442 Worry about Karen. She's dangerous. 311 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:02,211 And the more people indulge this Nora Ephron bullshit of hers, 312 00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:05,048 the harder it is to make her let go. 313 00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:06,650 She's just wants to be happy. 314 00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:09,818 -Is that so wrong? -Give me a fuckin' break, okay? 315 00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:13,057 She has that walking half-chub Doug 316 00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:15,290 under her weird little fucking love spell. 317 00:24:15,325 --> 00:24:16,992 Love spell? 318 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:20,432 I swear to God, Rita, if that dick gets anywhere near my fucking bush, 319 00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:24,500 I'm gonna fucking kill you, okay? And if I get fucked, you get fucked. Hmm. 320 00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:28,373 Can we go back to the part about Karen's love spell? 321 00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:33,404 Mmm, whatever you do, don't fall for that fucking bitch's-- 322 00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:40,016 [sighs] 323 00:24:40,048 --> 00:24:41,585 Dougie? 324 00:24:41,617 --> 00:24:43,653 -[Doug] Yeah? -You want another beer? 325 00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:44,988 [Doug] Thanks, hon. 326 00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:47,021 [squealing] 327 00:24:47,057 --> 00:24:48,826 -Karen. -Hmm. 328 00:24:48,857 --> 00:24:52,630 I want nothing more than for you to be happy. 329 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,834 Really, I do, but maybe just slow down. 330 00:24:56,865 --> 00:25:01,637 You're right. I totally hear you. 331 00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:04,173 [Karen] Douglas Jay Calhoon. 332 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:05,207 Yeah. 333 00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:10,209 I can't go another day without being your wife. 334 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:12,750 [Doug sobs] 335 00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:15,617 Would you do me the honor of becoming my husband? 336 00:25:15,653 --> 00:25:18,453 -[gasps] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -[both laugh] 337 00:25:18,489 --> 00:25:19,890 That's it! That's it! 338 00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,826 No, I can't, I can't do this. 339 00:25:21,857 --> 00:25:24,662 Douglas, you cannot marry this woman! 340 00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,198 -Mom. -No, I have to say this. 341 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:30,467 She just waltzes in your life. She tears it to shreds. 342 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,836 And then she breezes out whenever it suits her. 343 00:25:32,868 --> 00:25:34,538 Dude, she's a ticking time bomb. 344 00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:36,207 Stay out of this, Mick. 345 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,607 The last time she left, you wouldn't get out of bed for six months! 346 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:42,577 If you marry Karen, then that's it. We're done. 347 00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:47,250 [Doug] Whoa. 348 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,034 Do you all feel this way? 349 00:25:55,258 --> 00:25:57,594 -Dougie... -Hmm? 350 00:25:57,626 --> 00:26:01,396 don't choose between me and your family. 351 00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:06,304 Just choose love. 352 00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:08,404 -Yes. Yes! A thousand times yes. -[Geri] Oh, my God. 353 00:26:08,439 --> 00:26:13,439 -[Karen] I love you so much. -No, no, no! For fucking Christ's sake. 354 00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:16,944 -[Geri squealing] -Congratulations! 355 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:19,347 [laughing] 356 00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,616 [Michaela] Guys! It's about time. 357 00:26:21,652 --> 00:26:24,086 Oh, yes! What? 358 00:26:24,118 --> 00:26:27,191 [Joe laughing] A toast! 359 00:26:27,223 --> 00:26:30,794 Karen, the day you came into our lives... 360 00:26:30,826 --> 00:26:32,828 You're everything I hoped my son... 361 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:36,598 -Oh! Don't you start now. -I can't even... 362 00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:38,500 [Geri] All right, let's have a drink, yeah? 363 00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:39,635 Okay. 364 00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:41,170 [laughing] 365 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,075 [Cliff] Punk. 366 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:11,934 [Larry] Do those people out there have any idea who you used to work for? 367 00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:14,971 I tired to tell them, but I... 368 00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:18,709 [sighs] I can't. 369 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,644 I'm not a bad person. 370 00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:22,479 You work for the Bureau of Normalcy. 371 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,515 I know exactly what kind of person you are. 372 00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:29,548 You don't know a damn thing about me. 373 00:27:31,055 --> 00:27:34,423 For a long time, neither did I. 374 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,326 I was supposed to hate this place. 375 00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:42,362 Working for the Bureau, you're supposed to hate anything that's abnormal. 376 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:45,903 [Maura Lee] But I couldn't. 377 00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:49,506 Something about Danny felt right. 378 00:27:49,538 --> 00:27:50,740 It felt like home. 379 00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:53,772 [indistinct chatter] 380 00:28:03,019 --> 00:28:08,019 A weight had been lifted off me. 381 00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:09,625 [Darren on radio] How bad it is, Agent? 382 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,461 Abnormal to a factor of what? 383 00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:12,845 Stand by. 384 00:28:19,036 --> 00:28:23,986 [audience cheering and whistling] 385 00:28:36,053 --> 00:28:38,288 [Maura Lee] I felt lighter. 386 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,226 Like I was more of myself than I had ever been. 387 00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:47,259 [Darren] Agent Wilson, what do you see? 388 00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:53,769 Agent Wilson. 389 00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:56,641 Agent Wilson. 390 00:28:56,673 --> 00:29:00,711 [Maura Lee] And that's when Maura Lee Karupt was born. 391 00:29:00,743 --> 00:29:05,743 My drag name was my own personal "fuck you" to the Bureau. 392 00:29:06,451 --> 00:29:10,886 I knew then I couldn't let any harm come to this place. 393 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:14,057 So I tipped Danny off. 394 00:29:14,089 --> 00:29:17,259 And they were able to jump before Darren could attack. 395 00:29:17,294 --> 00:29:18,942 [inaudible] 396 00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:25,669 Yes, Danny can jump. 397 00:29:25,701 --> 00:29:27,069 Anywhere around the world, 398 00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:31,575 which is a helpful thing, because Darren's obsessed. 399 00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:34,678 [sighs] He's been following us ever since. 400 00:29:34,711 --> 00:29:37,779 He just won't let it go. 401 00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,250 [Larry] The Bureau never does. 402 00:29:39,281 --> 00:29:42,884 Danny is supposed to be a safe haven for people like us. 403 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,489 But nobody feels safe here anymore. 404 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,191 It's not right. 405 00:29:47,222 --> 00:29:52,222 No one should ever have to feel uncomfortable in their own skin. 406 00:29:52,796 --> 00:29:56,932 I don't know how much longer we can keep this up. 407 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:59,103 They all seem pretty happy to me. 408 00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:03,207 Trust me, those people are scared. 409 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,277 But, still, they show up with a brave face and come anyway. 410 00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:10,681 -Why? -For Danny. 411 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:13,951 It's a perpetual cabaret for a reason. 412 00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:17,721 This street thrives on the Dannyzens' happiness. 413 00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:21,557 We keep the party going, we keep Danny going. 414 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,326 But we're running on fumes. 415 00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:24,596 If the party stops... 416 00:30:24,627 --> 00:30:29,627 Then Danny's heart stops right along with it. And they win. 417 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,871 The Bureau of Normalcy. 418 00:30:33,903 --> 00:30:37,473 [Maura Lee sighs] 419 00:30:37,508 --> 00:30:42,508 "Normal" ain't nothing but a state of mind. 420 00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:49,019 [Vic] We need to help these people. 421 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:50,752 [Larry] We don't need to do anything. 422 00:30:50,788 --> 00:30:52,756 Man, look at this place! 423 00:30:52,788 --> 00:30:56,294 And you seriously want to run away, again? 424 00:30:56,326 --> 00:30:59,230 I don't need to justify myself to you. 425 00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:02,633 If I have to bow out of this one, then I'll bow out. 426 00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,166 I'm not going up against the Bureau. 427 00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:07,604 What the hell's going on with you, man? 428 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:12,438 What did those people do to you? 429 00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:15,747 Just forget it. 430 00:31:15,778 --> 00:31:19,317 Man, I thought you was done with the whole Cowardly Lion routine, huh? 431 00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:21,486 Aren't you sick of being that guy? 432 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,921 [Larry] And what kind of guy are you, Vic? 433 00:31:23,952 --> 00:31:25,923 You're a hero, right? 434 00:31:25,954 --> 00:31:28,057 Maybe you could teach me to be more like you. 435 00:31:28,092 --> 00:31:31,930 Or maybe, maybe, Mr. Nobody was onto something. 436 00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:37,261 Should I buy my cape before or after I kill my family and friends? 437 00:31:37,901 --> 00:31:41,636 [scoffs] 438 00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,972 If you want to bail, then bail. 439 00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:46,611 I'm done trying to stiffen your spine. 440 00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:51,644 [Larry] Good. 'Cause I'm done letting other people tell me who I am. 441 00:31:54,785 --> 00:31:56,134 [panting] 442 00:32:01,589 --> 00:32:03,361 I underestimated you, Captain. 443 00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:08,199 I thought you were nothing but a degenerate radioactive flyboy. 444 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:11,500 But it seems you are so much more. 445 00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:14,806 What happened? 446 00:32:14,837 --> 00:32:19,837 -[Larry yelling on video] -[electricity crackling on video] 447 00:32:23,547 --> 00:32:26,449 [breathing heavily] 448 00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:28,684 What the hell is that? 449 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,720 That, Captain Trainor, is what's really inside you. 450 00:32:34,156 --> 00:32:39,096 That is who you really are. 451 00:32:39,127 --> 00:32:42,731 [man screaming on video] 452 00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:47,201 [man yells] 453 00:32:47,237 --> 00:32:48,439 [gasps] 454 00:32:48,471 --> 00:32:53,471 I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. 455 00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:57,145 [chuckles] Hey, Ri-Ri. 456 00:32:57,181 --> 00:33:00,250 I understand that you love Doug, 457 00:33:00,284 --> 00:33:02,785 but we all know you're just going to end up leaving him again. 458 00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:04,819 What? No. 459 00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:06,624 Dougie and I are endgame. [chuckles] 460 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:11,493 I don't know what that means. I just know that it's youthful and irritating. 461 00:33:11,528 --> 00:33:17,467 It means me and Doug are going to be together forever. 462 00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:20,371 Oh, for Christ's sake, Karen, cut the shit! 463 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:23,640 That man and his family don't have a say in what's happening. 464 00:33:23,673 --> 00:33:25,776 What you're doing is wrong. 465 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:26,875 What am I doing? 466 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,113 Your little spell. 467 00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:30,279 Oh, whatever. 468 00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:31,913 Dough's love for you isn't real. 469 00:33:31,949 --> 00:33:33,182 Yes, it is! 470 00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:35,986 Why are you being so extra right now, ugh! 471 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,386 Then prove it. 472 00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:42,192 If your love is real, then break the spell. 473 00:33:42,226 --> 00:33:45,194 You know what, Rita? 474 00:33:45,229 --> 00:33:48,663 Why don't you crawl out of my ass and go fuck yourself? 475 00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:50,034 Excuse me. 476 00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,836 Don't put your shit on me 477 00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:56,073 just because your life is like Grey Gardens level pathetic. 478 00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,643 If your goal is to be a walking cautionary tale, 479 00:33:58,643 --> 00:34:01,278 well, congrats, consider me cautioned. 480 00:34:01,313 --> 00:34:07,884 I will do everything in my power to never end up like you, a sad, tired old crone 481 00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:12,885 who is so ridiculously past her prime, she doesn't even know it. 482 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,563 Believe me, I know it. 483 00:34:19,596 --> 00:34:21,097 Oh, my gosh. 484 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:23,132 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 485 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:26,302 That is... That is totally the stress talking. 486 00:34:26,335 --> 00:34:28,539 -Hmm. -Honey, it's just that 487 00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:32,375 today is a special day, and we really need to get ready. 488 00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:33,744 Okay? 489 00:34:33,777 --> 00:34:36,679 -Ready? -Mmm-hmm. 490 00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,063 For what? 491 00:34:55,331 --> 00:34:58,481 [dance music playing] 492 00:35:06,175 --> 00:35:09,746 [Cliff] Really, dude, is that all you got? 493 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,815 Think you can do better? 494 00:35:11,849 --> 00:35:16,619 [Cliff] I've seen Flashdance 87 times. What do you think? 495 00:35:16,652 --> 00:35:19,255 Okay, kittens. 496 00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:23,025 It's time for karaoke. 497 00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:25,463 Oh, hey, mommy dearest. 498 00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:27,965 All new comers are welcome. 499 00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:32,347 There's a price of admission. 500 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,143 You gotta sing, baby. 501 00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:41,512 [Larry] I don't sing. 502 00:35:41,545 --> 00:35:46,545 [Asa] Well, we have to keep this party popping, okay? 503 00:35:49,518 --> 00:35:52,922 Don't be scared. 504 00:35:52,956 --> 00:35:54,791 I'm not scared. 505 00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:57,661 [Asa chuckles] 506 00:35:57,693 --> 00:36:01,293 [Asa] Then get up there. 507 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:40,137 [Larry] "We come into this world unknown, 508 00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:44,108 but know that we are not alone. 509 00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:47,110 They try to knock us down, 510 00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,677 but change is coming. 511 00:36:48,677 --> 00:36:49,679 It's our time now." 512 00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:55,771 ♪ Hey, everybody loses it ♪ 513 00:36:56,121 --> 00:37:03,121 ♪ Everybody wants to throw it All away sometimes ♪ 514 00:37:04,693 --> 00:37:07,264 ♪ And, hey ♪ 515 00:37:07,297 --> 00:37:10,802 ♪ Yeah, I know what You're going through ♪ 516 00:37:10,835 --> 00:37:13,704 ♪ Don't let it get The best of you ♪ 517 00:37:13,737 --> 00:37:18,737 ♪ You'll make it out alive ♪ 518 00:37:18,775 --> 00:37:19,978 ♪ Oh ♪ 519 00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:23,380 [both] ♪ People like us We gotta stick together ♪ 520 00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:27,117 ♪ Keep your head up Nothing lasts forever ♪ 521 00:37:27,152 --> 00:37:30,855 ♪ Here's to the damned To the lost and forgotten ♪ 522 00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:34,659 ♪ It's hard to get high when You're living on the bottom ♪ 523 00:37:34,692 --> 00:37:37,460 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 524 00:37:37,494 --> 00:37:42,231 ♪ We are all misfits Living in a world on fire ♪ 525 00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:44,835 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 526 00:37:44,869 --> 00:37:47,605 ♪ Sing it for The people like us ♪ 527 00:37:47,637 --> 00:37:49,606 ♪ The people like us ♪ 528 00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:51,239 [Maura Lee] ♪ Hey ♪ 529 00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:52,543 [crowd cheering] 530 00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:55,579 ♪ This is not a funeral ♪ 531 00:37:55,612 --> 00:37:58,748 ♪ It's a revolution after all ♪ 532 00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:03,782 ♪ Your tears have Turned to rain ♪ 533 00:38:04,487 --> 00:38:07,192 ♪ Just wait ♪ 534 00:38:07,224 --> 00:38:11,327 [Larry and Maura Lee] ♪ Everything will be okay ♪ 535 00:38:11,362 --> 00:38:14,063 ♪ Even when you feel alive ♪ 536 00:38:14,097 --> 00:38:18,768 ♪ You're going down in flames ♪ 537 00:38:18,802 --> 00:38:19,902 ♪ Oh-ho ♪ 538 00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:23,407 ♪ People like us We gotta stick together ♪ 539 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,911 ♪ Keep your head up Nothing lasts forever ♪ 540 00:38:26,943 --> 00:38:30,780 ♪ Here's to the damned To the lost and forgotten ♪ 541 00:38:30,815 --> 00:38:34,617 ♪ It's hard to get high when You're living on the bottom ♪ 542 00:38:34,652 --> 00:38:37,521 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 543 00:38:37,554 --> 00:38:42,358 ♪ We are all misfits Living in as world on fire ♪ 544 00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:44,896 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 545 00:38:44,929 --> 00:38:47,530 ♪ Sing it for The people like us ♪ 546 00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:49,733 ♪ The people like us ♪ 547 00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:53,704 ♪ They can't do nothing to you They can't do nothing to me 548 00:38:53,737 --> 00:38:55,539 ♪ This is the life That we choose ♪ 549 00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:57,340 ♪ This is the life That we breathe ♪ 550 00:38:57,373 --> 00:38:59,443 ♪ So throw your fists In the air ♪ 551 00:38:59,476 --> 00:39:01,378 ♪ Come on Come out if you dare ♪ 552 00:39:01,411 --> 00:39:06,411 ♪ Tonight we're gonna Change forever ♪ 553 00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:11,054 ♪ Everybody loses it ♪ 554 00:39:11,088 --> 00:39:18,514 ♪ Everybody wants to throw it All away sometimes ♪ 555 00:39:18,728 --> 00:39:23,534 ♪ Oh, people like us We gotta stick together ♪ 556 00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:27,070 ♪ Keep your head up Nothing lasts forever ♪ 557 00:39:27,105 --> 00:39:30,739 ♪ Here's to the damned To the lost and forgotten ♪ 558 00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:34,677 ♪ It's hard to get high when You're living on the bottom ♪ 559 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:37,514 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 560 00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:42,418 ♪ We are all misfits Living in a world on fire ♪ 561 00:39:42,452 --> 00:39:44,889 ♪ Oh, whoa Oh, whoa ♪ 562 00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:46,791 ♪ Sing it For the people like-- ♪ 563 00:39:46,824 --> 00:39:51,623 [microphone feedback resounding] 564 00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:55,746 I don't sing. 565 00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:03,873 [door opens] 566 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:04,876 [machine chiming] 567 00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:06,911 [Vic] Grid, proceed on auto-search. 568 00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:10,246 Expand the radius another two blocks. 569 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,230 Let me know if you find anything. 570 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,456 [Vic] Thought you were bowing out. 571 00:40:19,489 --> 00:40:20,858 [Larry] I don't know what I'm doing. 572 00:40:20,858 --> 00:40:22,893 [Maura Lee] Then you better hurry. 573 00:40:22,927 --> 00:40:27,264 'Cause nobody takes their bow after me. 574 00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:30,735 -[Larry] What are you doing? -Danny can't go on living like this. 575 00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:34,005 And I can't risk what will happen if they do. 576 00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:37,172 It's time for me to go back and fix the mess I've made. 577 00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:38,208 How? 578 00:40:38,242 --> 00:40:40,610 I'm going back to the Bureau. 579 00:40:40,643 --> 00:40:42,045 Back to my old life. 580 00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:45,349 [billboard chiming] 581 00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:46,983 It's the only way, Danny. 582 00:40:47,018 --> 00:40:50,353 If I go back, I can throw 'em off your scent. 583 00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:53,757 I can say I was deep undercover, 584 00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:58,027 tell them it took me a while, but I finally rid the world 585 00:40:58,061 --> 00:41:02,632 of the abomination that is Danny the Street. 586 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,869 I promise I'll give a better performance than this one. 587 00:41:04,902 --> 00:41:06,471 [Larry] You can't go back to that place. 588 00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:09,405 If they get so much as a whiff of who you really are, they'll-- 589 00:41:09,405 --> 00:41:10,507 I don't care. 590 00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:13,143 As long as everyone here is safe, 591 00:41:13,175 --> 00:41:15,126 I'll be okay. 592 00:41:18,215 --> 00:41:21,284 Thanks for letting me stay over the rainbow, Danny. 593 00:41:21,318 --> 00:41:23,717 [beeping nearby] 594 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,597 It's the Bureau. 595 00:41:34,632 --> 00:41:38,302 They're here. 596 00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:40,402 Okay, Danny, I'm gonna start walking. 597 00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:42,271 The second I step off the end of the block, 598 00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:45,708 you jump. I'll cover you, okay? 599 00:41:45,742 --> 00:41:46,742 What? 600 00:41:53,684 --> 00:41:57,554 I gotta say, I'm with the street. 601 00:41:57,588 --> 00:42:00,289 So then what do we do? 602 00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:02,425 [chuckles] 603 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,509 Let's turn the party, girl. 604 00:42:09,132 --> 00:42:11,467 You in? 605 00:42:11,501 --> 00:42:14,304 [Larry sighs] 606 00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:18,987 [Darren] Look alive, gentlemen. 607 00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:38,561 Jesus, look at this human trash here. 608 00:42:38,594 --> 00:42:40,664 [all chuckling] 609 00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:42,733 You know, Darren, 610 00:42:42,766 --> 00:42:47,766 men as old as you really shouldn't throw shade. 611 00:42:48,137 --> 00:42:50,940 You might hurt your back. 612 00:42:50,974 --> 00:42:52,842 Morris? 613 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,210 My God! 614 00:42:54,244 --> 00:42:56,414 What the hell has this abomination done to you? 615 00:42:56,447 --> 00:43:00,884 Danny didn't do anything, except help me realize who I am. 616 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,619 What? No. 617 00:43:03,652 --> 00:43:07,391 No, this is not who your are, Morris. You're a man. 618 00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:10,594 -This place, these people are-- -No. 619 00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:15,628 You don't get to tell me or anyone else who they are ever again. 620 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,170 I am proud of the person I see in the mirror. 621 00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:26,664 My face is beat. My look is flawless, and I am dusted from head to toe. 622 00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:31,943 The only thing I am not is scared of you. 623 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:38,255 Fan out, boys! 624 00:43:38,288 --> 00:43:39,487 I said-- 625 00:43:44,728 --> 00:43:46,563 Thanks, Danny. 626 00:43:46,597 --> 00:43:49,699 [chimes] 627 00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:51,335 You fucking freak. 628 00:43:51,369 --> 00:43:55,539 Fabulosity incarnate stands before you, Darren. 629 00:43:55,572 --> 00:43:58,809 Show some goddamn respect. 630 00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:00,643 Like hell I will. [grunts] 631 00:44:00,677 --> 00:44:02,411 Didn't your mama tell you? 632 00:44:02,445 --> 00:44:03,981 [both grunt] 633 00:44:04,014 --> 00:44:06,349 Never lay your hands on a woman. 634 00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,882 [grunting] 635 00:44:28,338 --> 00:44:30,306 [groaning] 636 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,641 Go home, Darren. 637 00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:33,577 And don't ever come back here again. 638 00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:37,280 [Darren panting] 639 00:44:37,313 --> 00:44:38,416 [Darren yells] 640 00:44:38,449 --> 00:44:39,983 -[Darren groans] -[Larry] You go back to the Bureau, 641 00:44:40,016 --> 00:44:42,284 and you tell them Danny the Street is off limits. 642 00:44:42,284 --> 00:44:43,219 [Darren groaning] 643 00:44:43,221 --> 00:44:45,521 Maybe I'll put you on our list instead. 644 00:44:45,556 --> 00:44:46,889 [chuckles] 645 00:44:46,922 --> 00:44:49,192 [grunts] 646 00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:50,827 I'm already on it. 647 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:55,166 -Tell them Captain Trainor sends his best. -[grunts] 648 00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,867 [Cliff] Every time, the dream is the same. 649 00:44:57,902 --> 00:45:02,472 Somebody's welding me, except when the mask come up, 650 00:45:02,505 --> 00:45:04,106 it's Jennifer Beals. 651 00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:06,108 Whoa. 652 00:45:06,141 --> 00:45:08,143 Who? 653 00:45:08,177 --> 00:45:10,847 [Cliff] Bro... 654 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,918 What does it have to do with the rat in your head? 655 00:45:13,951 --> 00:45:17,755 Cliff, thank heavens you're still out here. 656 00:45:17,788 --> 00:45:20,724 Jane wants to see you right away. 657 00:45:20,757 --> 00:45:24,657 [Cliff] Keep it real, kid. 658 00:45:26,329 --> 00:45:29,478 [dance music playing] 659 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,275 [scoffs] No, it's no problem. 660 00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:42,009 I'm happy to help. 661 00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,052 Me, too. 662 00:45:49,085 --> 00:45:54,085 You never told us how you know each other. 663 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:58,661 Yeah. 664 00:45:58,695 --> 00:46:01,764 I'm fine. 665 00:46:01,797 --> 00:46:04,469 [sighs] 666 00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:09,501 It's just, I could really use the Chief's help right now. 667 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,559 [sighs] I'm scared. 668 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,751 I'm scared we may never get him back. 669 00:46:21,784 --> 00:46:23,954 And I'm scared what might happen if we don't. 670 00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:26,824 This may be a long shot, and I know Niles has his secrets, 671 00:46:26,856 --> 00:46:28,760 but if you could tell us anything 672 00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:33,793 that could possibly help us figure out what Mr. Nobody's done with the Chief, then-- 673 00:46:35,733 --> 00:46:39,931 Yeah. That's who took Niles. 674 00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,646 Please, Danny. 675 00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:54,217 I'm begging you. 676 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:55,818 We need him. 677 00:46:55,853 --> 00:47:00,155 [flickering] 678 00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:01,840 [whistling] 679 00:47:19,009 --> 00:47:21,708 [Larry vocalizing] 680 00:47:24,882 --> 00:47:27,117 [Larry] Was I that bad? 681 00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:30,420 Oh. 682 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:35,224 All right, open them. 683 00:47:35,257 --> 00:47:36,559 [chuckles] 684 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,963 What do you think, Cliffie? 685 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:43,233 [Cliff] Uh, what the ever living shit is happening? 686 00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:45,402 Dougie and I are getting married. 687 00:47:45,436 --> 00:47:50,436 [Rita and Karen laughing excitedly] 688 00:47:51,273 --> 00:47:52,708 [Cliff] Now? 689 00:47:52,742 --> 00:47:54,677 When you know it's right, why wait? 690 00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:58,882 Uh-huh, where's Jane? 691 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,784 Jane means a lot to you, doesn't she? 692 00:48:01,818 --> 00:48:03,719 I can tell by the way she talks about you, 693 00:48:03,753 --> 00:48:05,655 that you mean a lot to her, too. 694 00:48:05,688 --> 00:48:07,791 And I was thinking 695 00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:09,427 this wouldn't be a real wedding 696 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,362 without someone to walk me down the aisle. 697 00:48:12,396 --> 00:48:16,934 And, well, I know I'm not a cool, manic pixie dream girl 698 00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:21,672 like Jane is, but... 699 00:48:21,704 --> 00:48:23,639 Cliff, 700 00:48:23,672 --> 00:48:24,775 would you give me away? 701 00:48:24,806 --> 00:48:26,443 [Cliff] What, are you fucking nuts? 702 00:48:26,476 --> 00:48:31,476 Come on, this is the most important day of my life. 703 00:48:32,547 --> 00:48:34,518 What do you say? 704 00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:36,552 [Cliff] You have incredibly psychotic eyes. 705 00:48:36,585 --> 00:48:37,722 Ugh, just forget it. 706 00:48:37,755 --> 00:48:40,556 [Cliff] This is crazy, Karen. You can't marry this guy. 707 00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:41,757 "Crazy"? It's what I want. 708 00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,460 [Cliff] And what about what Jane wants? 709 00:48:43,492 --> 00:48:45,262 Just back off, Cliff. 710 00:48:45,295 --> 00:48:48,431 -Babe, you okay? -[Karen sighs in relief] 711 00:48:48,465 --> 00:48:50,833 Mmm-hmm. 712 00:48:50,867 --> 00:48:52,969 Holy shit! [gasps] 713 00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:56,273 A robot for our wedding! [chuckles] 714 00:48:56,306 --> 00:48:59,543 -How cool. -[Cliff] Back off, Dermot Mulroney. 715 00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:02,945 Whoa, chillax, asshole. 716 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:06,416 -Oh. -[Cliff] I think what you meant was... 717 00:49:06,449 --> 00:49:08,451 Doug, oh, my God! 718 00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:09,721 Just leave us alone. 719 00:49:09,753 --> 00:49:12,322 [Cliff] No. I have no idea what the hell's going on here, 720 00:49:12,356 --> 00:49:14,391 but I'm not letting you go through with this. 721 00:49:14,425 --> 00:49:17,393 Not unless I know that Jane's okay with it. 722 00:49:17,427 --> 00:49:20,130 -Okay, we're leaving. -What are you doing? 723 00:49:20,164 --> 00:49:22,797 [yelling] Let me go! You... Just let me go! 724 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:26,135 You have no right to do this! 725 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:29,619 Don't fucking touch me! 726 00:49:31,641 --> 00:49:34,177 [Jane exhales] 727 00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:39,210 I asked you people to do one fucking thing! 728 00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:48,190 -[whimpers] -Sorry, Dougie, wedding's off. 729 00:49:48,224 --> 00:49:49,224 No! 730 00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:52,976 [Karen breathing heavily] 731 00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,300 Oh, Dougie, I'm so sorry. 732 00:49:57,335 --> 00:50:00,271 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm so sorry. I would never hurt you. 733 00:50:00,304 --> 00:50:05,304 [crying] Never hurt you. I'm so sorry. I... I... 734 00:50:24,027 --> 00:50:26,728 [yelling] Help me! 735 00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,208 No! Dougie! Dougie, it's okay. 736 00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:39,809 Hold on. It's okay. 737 00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:41,844 I'm still here. I'm still here. 738 00:50:41,878 --> 00:50:44,481 [grunting] 739 00:50:44,514 --> 00:50:47,483 Let go of me, you motherfuckers! 740 00:50:47,516 --> 00:50:49,987 [screaming] 741 00:50:50,018 --> 00:50:53,422 [Cliff] Jane? Jane, are you in there? 742 00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:56,927 Jane? Hey, Jane? 743 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,429 I'm sorry, Jane. 744 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,731 Hey, it's me. 745 00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:05,501 Jane! Come on, Jane. 746 00:51:05,534 --> 00:51:06,969 Jane. 747 00:51:07,003 --> 00:51:08,237 Jane.