Tigtone, help me!
Ha, no one tells me what to do!
Ugh! Helpy: Ah!
Princess castle: Welcome to your new life,
My princesses, forever!
Aah!
Time for a wondrous day of princessing!
Ah! Ugh!
What is this hideously exquisite place?
It is me!
Help yourself to some tea and crumpets
While I tell you my story.
I've never helped myself before.
Why not?
I was once a living king
With a perfectly obedient princess daughter,
And then she ran away and broke my heart
And my rules, so I died.
Lovely, eloquent princess helpy, you are naturally proper.
Ugh! Filthy enchanted critters!
Ugh! Ah!
Princesses must drink tea!
Anyway, now I inhabit these very walls.
I love making princesses to replace my daughter.
Blech!
Spitting?
Spitting and interrupting and killing?
Not princess-like at all!
Disobedient princesses get...
The wand.
Ooh, and you don't want the wand.
No one tells me what you just told me!
Tea time is over!
Time for singing!
Ugh! ♪ princess, princess ♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ princess, princess ♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ princess, princess ♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ princess, princess ♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
Princess castle: That's enough!
Song time's over!
Now weave!
Weave a tapestry like 'tis your last chance!
Because 'tis.
Whoa, that's very good, princess tigtone.
Let's have a closer look at your beautiful tapestry.
Ooh, lookie.
It's me.
There's my drawbridge, ooh, ooh, and my flags.
And wait? What is that?
The hell?
Princess tigtone escaping? Ha-ha!
Escaping is not very princess-like!
You are hereby banished to the tallest tower.
Helpy!
I'm sorry you had to see my like that, my princesses.
I love you.
♪♪
You will stay here until you learn to be
A good little princess.
Isn't that right, princess beconka?
Beconka, my worthiest friend-foe!
not you, too!
Tigtone, the opponent of my heart!
And, yes, me too!
Oh, yeah?
Well, princess castle hates me more!
Not if I escape first!
I win!
Ha, not if I did!
Whoa!
I am still here!
Hyuh!
Ugh!
You disobedient princesses leave me no choice!
Princess helpy!
Oh!
The wand.
no.
You brought this on yourself, tigtone.
You should have behaved like me.
Princess me that is.
You vicious little princess.
That's not very polite.
Princesses must be polite.
Princess castle: Ugh.
We'll be back for you later, princess beconka.
The wand must recharge.
Come along, princess helpy.
Let us recharge the wand.
I have a plan to unlock these chains with helpy's finger
And then escape from the castle.
Wake up, tigtone.
Ah...
Tigtone, no!
Call me princess tigtone now.
Not if I can help it!
Are we going to crumpets?
I want a crumpet.
No crumpets.
Whenever you're trapped like this,
There is always a secret passage
They don't want you to know about.
Book breeze?
Ha-ha!
♪♪
Princess castle: While we wait, princess helpy, I wanted to tell you
How much you remind me of my little princess,
Which is why I'm giving you this...
My daughter's dress.
With this, you will forever be top princess!
Our blades!
princess dress.
Tigtone, no! Ugh!
You've escaped the tallest tower?
That's...
Not...
Very...
Princess-like!
Forgive me.
I shall never disobey the rules again.
So 'tis all princess beconka's fault!
Come on.
I've been fighting castles like you my entire life.
Ugh!
Hiyah!
♪♪
Tigtone!
Princess tigtone, the fully charged wand.
Tigtone!
Tigtone, please, please!
Remember who you are!
Beconka: remember who you are!
♪♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
Ooh, a song from princess tigtone?
I must stop everything at once.
♪ so nice to be a princess ♪
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪♪
♪ I love being a princess ♪
♪ and wearing princess puffs and bows ♪
♪ dancing with my animal friends ♪
♪ and staring longingly out of the window ♪
What a princess-y tune!
Lovely and nice!
♪ I love being a princess ♪
♪ why would I lie? ♪
♪ unless it was to create a distraction ♪
What?
♪ so we could take action ♪
Both: ♪ and say goodbye ♪
No!
Goodbye!
♪♪
Princess castle: Whoa!
Ugh!
♪♪
What happened?
Why am I wearing these lovely clothes?
Did I do something bad?
Let's show this ghost-skeleton-castle-king
What it's like to learn a lesson about choice.
We shall rebuild you as you shan't want to be.
♪♪
Princess castle: A barn?
Ugh.
This is terrible being what I don't like.
And how do you like it?
I don't.
I'm sorry for everything, my princesses.
Or should I say my friends?
It is wrong to force people to be princesses.
From now on, I will force people to be whatever they want to be.
♪♪
Narrator: And what do people want to be, you ask?
Well, they can be this.
And this.
There's a bee!
Get out of here, bee!