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["Three Times a Lady" playing]

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<i>- Oh, slow dance, come on.
- No!</i>

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<i>- Yes.
- I'm not dancing to Lionel Richie.</i>

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<i>Why not?</i>

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<i>Because... it's, like, it's a man rule.</i>

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- [giggles]<i> Boring rule!</i>
- [chuckles]

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<i>May I have the honor?</i>

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<i>- There you go.
- Oh, yes! Thank you, Ray.</i>

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[Lisa chuckles]

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♪ <i>To the end of our rainbow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's something I must ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Say out loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're once ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Twice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Three times a lady ♪</i>

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- ♪ <i>And I love you ♪</i>
- [sighs]

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[mournful instrumental music plays]

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[Brandy whines]

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[barks gently]

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It's looking like, touch wood...
[chuckles]

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...um... that me and Jill
are going to get back together.

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So, I think it was just a wobble.

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It's such a weight off my mind.
I feel so...

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I just feel so happy.

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[sarcastically] Good for you!

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Thanks.

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Er...

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- Are you OK?
- No, I'm not OK, actually.

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I'm fed up.

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Sick of this shit.

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Hearing people whinging all day long,
it rubs off on me, brings me down.

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Sometimes I just wanna say,

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"Shut the fuck up, you whiny bitch."

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I'm gonna knock it on the head soon.

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Do a podcast with Ratty and the Nonce,
people'd pay for that.

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It's better than this fucking bollocks.

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Um, what will the podcast be about?

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Advice for men.

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- Right.
- How to fucking grow a pair.

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Pushing back
against all this namby-pamby shit.

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Let me tell you something, Matt.

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Alpha males...

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save nations.

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Fact.

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Yeah...

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What would we do now
if Hitler decided to invade us?

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Give him a little kiss and cuddle?

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Stroke his hair?

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- No, I don't...
- No.

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Bend him over...

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and fuck him up his little Nazi arse,

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rape him up the shitbox
till he fucking vomits,

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cut off his bollocks and shove them
in his fucking Nazi mouth,

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and send him back to sausage land.

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Great. Um... thanks for all your help.

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Um... have you got any therapist friends
you could talk to?

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About what?

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About... wanting to rape Hitler.

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Anybody who doesn't want to rape Hitler
is a fucking bender.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go.

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Um...

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Um...

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[Matt clicks tongue]

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I'll see you, uh, around, then.

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Bye.

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Are you, um...

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are you gonna mention my accident
in the review?

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Um...

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- He means him shitting himself on stage.
- Mm.

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I... I guessed
that's what he meant, Brian.

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[James] 'Cause, please...

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don't.

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'Cause I'm...
I'm already a laughing stock.

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- You're not a laughing stock.
- I am, I'm a laughing stock.

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I won't mention it. I'll say,
"A good time was had by all."

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OK. [relieved sigh]

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Are you gonna say
that I died on my arse, or...?

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'Cause I did. Classic. Your bottle goes,
you don't know where you're going,

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don't know what you're doing,
all over the place. I was in a haze.

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I think I got a little bit
of stage fright.

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I forgot a lot of my best jokes.

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- What jokes did you forget?
- [Brian] Ooh! Er...

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What do you get if you cross my ex-wife
with Buzz Aldrin?

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You get an astronaut who fucks gypsies.

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[Sandy and James laugh awkwardly]

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- [Brian] You like that one?
- Yeah, that was... good.

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Um... I'm just going to keep writing.

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Um...

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- [Matt] You all right?
- Dad died last night.

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[sighs] Oh, mate.

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Let everyone know. Tell them
not to talk to me about it, 'cause...

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sympathy makes me worse.

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Yeah. Um... Is there anything I can do?
Do you need any help with the funeral?

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I don't think there's... much to be done,
to be honest.

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He only had me.

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No will,

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'cause he had fuck-all.

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No one to argue with. That's why...
funerals are usually a nightmare.

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Ten members of the family
coming up with shit ideas.

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"It's what he would've wanted."

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Yeah, it doesn't matter what he wants,
does it? He's dead.

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You mean it's what <i>you </i>want,
so you can get involved

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and take a bit of credit.
Well, none of that. I'm in charge.

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I pick a day convenient for me.

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I might not even turn up. I've paid.

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He's dead.

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Nice eulogy.

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He was my dad.

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I'll have a drink on him.

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He was a lovely man, your dad.

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And you're right, he didn't have much,
but he was always happy.

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He had Mum.

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That was... That was the secret.

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I didn't understand it growing up.

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We had no money, and yet
he was always so positive.

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I didn't understand it
till I met Lisa, but...

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[inhales deeply]

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...it is everything.

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Being in love, I mean.

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You just don't need anything else.
[chuckles lightly]

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You realize that even more
when they're not around.

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- No hugging.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Of course.

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I'll send a memo: "No hugging."

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All right.

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- I'm gonna go to the nursing home.
- Yeah.

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What did you think of the show, mate?

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Yeah. Yeah, it was brilliant.

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Really funny.

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You were great, too, James. Well done.

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OK, everyone, listen up. Um...

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Tony's dad died last night,

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but he doesn't want to talk about it
with anyone.

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He just wants to... get on with it.

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He doesn't cope with sympathy too well.

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Uh... So, no hugging...

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or anything. Um...

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OK.

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Yeah, as you were. Carry on.

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[nurse] That's all his personal stuff.

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His... clothes we normally take
to the charity shop.

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Yeah, sure.

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Um...

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[sighs] Guess I won't be...
popping in 'ere every day.

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Well, no. Right.

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- No, I mean...
- I know.

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I'd like to... see you.

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But, uh...
I know we've got a lot on and...

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um... I know you're in a hurry
for summat to happen,

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- but...
- I'm not in a hurry!

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- [sighs]
- No, I mean... you know.

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- Anyway, you've got Simon now.
- [scoffs]

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I haven't <i>got </i>Simon.

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I just...
I've got a bit of company, that's all.

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Haven't I?

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- You know how I feel about you.
- I know.

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- But you're not interested.
- I am,

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but I don't know
why we can't just carry on like this,

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you know? We see each other all the time.
It's great.

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We like each other.
Why do you have to call it summat?

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Let's just carry on,
you know, and nothing changes.

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<i>Groundhog Day.</i>

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- [sighs]
- Maybe I don't want <i>Groundhog Day.</i>

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I know.

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OK.

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Thank you. Um...

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- [sighs] See you later.
- Mm-hmm.

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[wistful instrumental music plays]

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[door opens]

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- [Roxy] Only me!
- [door closes]

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Hello, mate.

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- [Tony] All right?
- All right?

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Yeah.

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[Roxy sighs heavily]

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- Sorry to hear about your dad.
- Cheers.

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What are these?

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Sleeping pills.

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Why?

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To help me sleep.

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Really?

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Yeah, I just...

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[exhales nervously]
Why are they down here?

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So I don't have to get up to kill myself.

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Tony, seriously...

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What? There...
Look, there was a time, but, you know...

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I mean, you could take 'em away,
but if I really wanted to do summat,

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there's knives in the kitchen,

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I could fucking hang myself
in a wardrobe with a belt.

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- Why you still thinking like that?
- I'm not, particularly.

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Not all the time.

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Have you just come round to nag me?

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No, I've come...

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I've come round to see if you're OK.

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How's it going with the postman?

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Please tell me you're OK.

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I'm OK.

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How's it going with the postman?

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Yeah, I mean... he's a funny man.

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Nice description.

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I'm just worried, you know,
my past is going to catch up with me

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and he's not gonna be able
to cope with it.

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Don't worry about your past.
Worry about your future.

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I'm more worried about your future.

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You remind me of Lisa sometimes.

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Everyone else had to be OK
before she could be OK.

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[sentimental piano music plays]

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At night, in bed,

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she'd say,

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"Good night."

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And sometimes,
I wouldn't answer her, to wind her up.

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And she'd go, "Say it!
You gotta say it, or I can't sleep."

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And I'd go, "Why? It's stupid."
She'd go, "Say it!"

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And I had to say it last as well.

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And, uh, eventually, I'd go...

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"Oh, good night."

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Then she could sleep.

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[Tony taps keyboard]

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Do you want a tea?

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Uh... No, I'm fine, thanks.

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Bloody hell, who died? [chuckles]

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Tony's dad died, um, last night.

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Oh, no.

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- Oh, no.
- No, but don't, um...

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Oh, I'm so sorry about your dad. Oh!

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She didn't get the memo.

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Cheers, Kath.

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He had a good innings, as they say.

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Er... Carry on, everyone.

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[Lenny] A job's come in,

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but I can cover it on my own,
you don't need to worry.

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I'm fine.

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Look, everyone, I'm fine.

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I lost him a couple of years ago,
to be honest, so...

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got me used to the idea.

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Um...

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It's not like Lisa,
it's the natural order of things.

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Um...

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I'll still miss him, obviously,

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more than if it had been sudden,
in a way. Um...

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Once he got ill, I saw him every day.
[chuckles sadly]

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Before he was ill,
I saw him about once a month.

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Life goes on. So...

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back to normal.

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Yeah.

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You look sad.

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Good work.

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- What's the story?
- [Lenny] Um...

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"Fifty-year-old man identifies
as eight-year-old schoolgirl."

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Now we're talking!

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[giggles]

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[Tony] <i>Er...</i>

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<i>And, Tracy,</i>

253
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what do you... make of all this?

254
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,080
- Well, it's bloody ridiculous.
- It's not.

255
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,280
It is, it's embarrassing.
It's a load of bollocks.

256
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,120
I'm trans, deal with it.

257
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,920
You're not trans,
you're having a breakdown.

258
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,960
Transphobic.

259
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,720
- It's not transphobic, you're not trans.
- I am trans.

260
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,560
I haven't got a problem with trans people.
<i>Real </i>trans people.

261
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,880
I couldn't give a shit what gender
people want to be, or become,

262
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,120
or what they want to be called,
how they want to dress,

263
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,296
or if they keep the knob
or fanny they were born with,

264
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,600
I couldn't give a shit.

265
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,480
But you are not trans,
you're having a fucking breakdown.

266
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,760
- I identify... as an eight-year-old girl.
- Well, you're not an eight-year-old girl.

267
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,040
You are what you identify as.

268
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,880
He pulls this sort of shit all the time.

269
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,720
He saw a documentary once about ME,
had that for a year.

270
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,200
That was a nightmare! You're tired
all the time. I couldn't work.

271
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280
It was bullshit.

272
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,360
There is a lot of misunderstanding
and cynicism about the disease.

273
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,640
Yeah, and you didn't fucking have it,
you moron.

274
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,040
Silly twat thought
he caught Down syndrome last year.

275
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,880
I was seven!

276
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,320
Oh, fuck me!

277
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,560
You're a 50-year-old plumber
from Sheffield.

278
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,400
Your name's Dennis, for fuck's sake.

279
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,600
- It's Denise.
- I am not calling you Denise.

280
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,880
Again, transphobic, you see.
If you loved me, you'd deal with it.

281
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,480
Well, I do love you.
But I married Dennis Charlton.

282
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,680
And if that's no longer your name,
then I'm not married to you.

283
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,760
Right. Once and for all...

284
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,240
I identify as an eight-year-old girl
called Denise.

285
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,920
Therefore, I am an eight-year-old girl.

286
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,800
Well, tell that to your cock and bollocks,
you silly cunt.

287
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,896
Everyone knows what's in your knickers,
and if you're an eight-year-old girl,

288
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,160
you've been shoplifting
from the local fucking butchers.

289
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,600
[door opens, closes]

290
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,160
- What's going on?
- Ay-up, love.

291
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,640
It's the local paper.
They're going to do a bit on us.

292
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,160
Dad! [sighs]

293
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,920
- Do you want to play dollies later?
- [door opens]

294
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,600
[door slams shut]

295
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,320
Take a picture.

296
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

297
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,480
[camera clicks]

298
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,720
Is that going to be in the paper?

299
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,000
Er... Yeah, I guess so.

300
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,560
Oh, I want to kill myself!

301
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,200
[Tony] No, you don't.
We don't have to mention you.

302
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840
He's still your dad.

303
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,200
How can he be my dad
if he's an eight-year-old girl now?

304
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,160
We both know
he's not an eight-year-old girl.

305
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,000
He's... your dad,

306
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,200
and you'll miss him when he's not around.

307
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,040
- My dad died yesterday.
- Really?

308
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,920
Yeah. I miss him.

309
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
And I'm old.

310
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,320
- You love him, don't you?
- Yeah.

311
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,040
[Tony] Course you do, he's your dad.

312
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,000
You might have to remind him of that
now and again, but...

313
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,840
one day, you'll both laugh about this.

314
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,800
- When?
- [Tony] Dunno.

315
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,720
When he's 12?

316
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,480
[Tony and girl chuckle]

317
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,960
[Tony] I'll see you later.

318
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560
Poor kid.

319
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,280
Wife weren't that happy.

320
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,560
I know, he's having a breakdown, in't he?

321
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,840
- You think?
- What do you mean?

322
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,960
Well, you don't believe he's just trans?

323
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,040
I dunno. As I say, I'm old.

324
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,840
- He could be trans <i>and </i>having a breakdown.
- Yeah. Anything's possible these days.

325
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,120
- Do you still get transvestites?
- What do you mean?

326
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:04,000
Well... now, people are transgender,
ain't they, or gender fluid?

327
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,400
So, a bloke can say,
"I identify as a bloke or a woman,"

328
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,920
and that's their gender,
whatever they say it is.

329
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,960
- Right.
- Well, years ago,

330
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,680
you used to have transsexuals,

331
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,480
where you'd have an operation
to become a proper bird.

332
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,560
And you had transvestites,

333
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,800
you know, blokes that liked
to dress up as a bird now and again.

334
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,840
You don't really see them ones anymore.

335
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,720
But they were like that fella.

336
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,760
They didn't do all of the,
"I identify as a real woman," or anything.

337
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,120
Then you had, like,
young people being a bit androgynous,

338
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,240
wearing makeup for fashion,
and they'd grow out of it an' that.

339
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,480
- What's your point?
- Well, it's all got a bit serious.

340
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,160
No one just dresses up as a bird
for a laugh anymore.

341
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,000
Good. It was never that funny.

342
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,200
[church bells toll]

343
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,640
Uh... my dad died.

344
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560
Uh...

345
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,120
Oh, Tony.

346
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,640
- I'm so sorry.
- Cheers.

347
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,640
- I'm glad you got to see so much of him.
- Mm.

348
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,760
Such a good son.

349
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,280
Oh... don't.

350
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,560
[chuckles wryly]

351
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,400
I love the fact... you said something nice
about me 'cause you know

352
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,520
- the guilt will be kicking in about now.
- No, no. No, no.

353
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,160
- [chuckles]
- You're a good boy.

354
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,240
[gentle instrumental music plays]

355
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,240
[doorbell rings]

356
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520
Hi.

357
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,040
Um... Roxy's not here.

358
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,160
Oh, I... Postcard.

359
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,480
"Sorry about your dad. Pat." [chuckles]

360
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,760
- [voice breaking] Cheers.
- Oh, mate.

361
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:59,080
No, it's not... my dad dying.
It's kindness I have a problem with.

362
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,560
Towards me, I mean.

363
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,360
I don't think I deserve it.

364
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,120
And... sorry about all the times
I was an arsehole to you,

365
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,520
I was just lashing out.

366
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,120
Arsehole?

367
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,720
I thought it was banter.

368
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800
[chuckles]

369
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,560
At least you didn't ignore me.
Most people do.

370
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,560
You even sent me a postcard once.

371
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,040
And set me up with a prossie.

372
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200
Sex worker.

373
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,160
[chuckles] Wife, maybe.

374
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
They're the best.

375
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320
Cheers.

376
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,560
["Passing Afternoon" plays]
♪ <i>There are times that walk from you ♪</i>

377
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,040
<i>♪ Like some passing afternoon ♪</i>

378
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:46,080
<i>♪ Summer warmed the open window ♪</i>

379
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,440
<i>♪ Of her honeymoon ♪</i>

380
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,360
<i>♪ And she chose a yard to burn ♪</i>

381
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,880
<i>♪ But the ground remembers her ♪</i>

382
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,960
<i>♪ Wooden spoons
Her children stir her ♪</i>

383
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,440
<i>- ♪ Bougainvillea blooms ♪</i>
- [Brandy whines]

384
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,040
♪ <i>There are things that drift away ♪</i>

385
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,920
- [whines]
<i>- ♪ Like our endless numbered days ♪</i>

386
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,040
<i>♪ Autumn blew the quilt right off ♪</i>

387
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,160
<i>♪ The perfect bed she made ♪</i>

388
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,040
<i>- ♪ And she's chosen to believe ♪</i>
- [Tony] Good girl.

389
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,680
<i>- ♪ In the hymns her mother sings ♪</i>
- [Brandy whimpers]

390
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,200
<i>♪ Sometimes, with the windows closed ♪</i>

391
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,920
<i>- ♪ She'll sit and think of me ♪</i>
- [sighs heavily]

392
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,680
♪ <i>But she'll mend his tattered clothes ♪</i>

393
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,320
<i>♪ And they'll kiss as if they know ♪</i>

394
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,960
<i>♪ Baby sleeps in all our bones ♪</i>

395
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:07,720
<i>♪ So scared to be alone ♪</i>

396
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,600
[vicar] <i>We meet here today
to honor and pay tribute</i>

397
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,160
<i>to the life of Ray Johnson,</i>

398
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,920
<i>and to express our love
and admiration for him.</i>

399
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,760
<i>Also to try to bring some comfort</i>

400
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,880
to those of his family and friends
who are here and grieving.

401
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,120
Today is also a day for memories.

402
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,360
I didn't know Ray well,

403
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,520
but someone who did
is his beloved son Tony,

404
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,760
who would like to share
some personal thoughts with you. Tony.

405
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,560
Dad was born in 1939.

406
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,360
Uh... He used to say...

407
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,880
he was such an ugly baby
that Hitler declared war.

408
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,520
He was such an easygoing man.

409
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,360
You could say he had no big ambition,
he worked hard,

410
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,040
enjoyed a drink,

411
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,120
fell in love, got married, had a kid,

412
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,760
did all the things he had to do
to provide

413
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,600
and live an average life, I guess.

414
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,800
When Mum died...

415
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,320
[sighs]
...who he loved more than anything,

416
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,480
I'd never seen...

417
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,400
such a lovely pair.

418
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160
I think that's where
I got that beautiful dream from,

419
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,320
that you could
bump into the perfect soulmate

420
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,520
on this planet
of seven or eight billion people.

421
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800
Anyway,

422
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,320
when Mum died, he was broken.

423
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,040
Uh... But he even did that alone.

424
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,680
He was old school.

425
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,000
Just because you're unhappy

426
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,800
doesn't mean
you have to make everyone else miserable.

427
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,920
The opposite to my approach.

428
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560
He coped.

429
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,400
Until he couldn't anymore. Uh...

430
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,080
And that's where... Emma came in.

431
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,920
Thank you for looking after him.

432
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,200
He, uh... He loved you.

433
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,640
I can see why.

434
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,440
[mournful instrumental music plays]

435
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,840
[Tony] Thank you. Cheers.
Thanks for coming.

436
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,560
Thanks. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers.

437
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,920
Bye-bye. Thanks.

438
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,760
Yeah. Good, yeah. Cheers.
Thanks for coming.

439
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,480
Thank you. Cheers. See you soon.

440
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,880
Bye-bye. See you later. Cheers, man.
Thanks for coming, Kath.

441
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,560
So...?

442
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,120
Well... I see you every day.

443
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,360
It's lovely. I get a lovely feeling.

444
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,080
Why can't it just carry on like that
and then we die?

445
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,440
Yeah. <i>Groundhog Day.</i>

446
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,560
It might not always be like that.
I'm... better than I was.

447
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,320
Maybe one day I won't feel...

448
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,400
like I'm being unfaithful
to my wife, but...

449
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,840
I just can't... I can't promise...

450
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,160
You know... I love this, but...

451
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,080
it can't be any more.

452
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
You know?

453
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840
Hm.

454
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,920
Well, I'm sorry again... about your dad.

455
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,880
Hello.

456
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,240
- You OK?
- Yeah.

457
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,720
Um...

458
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
You...

459
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,680
[chuckles softly]

460
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,640
Thanks for everything.

461
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,520
- [Paul] Anyone sitting here?
- No.

462
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,880
[Paul sighs]

463
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,680
Just needed to sit down for a bit.

464
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,680
Can't walk for too long now.

465
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,280
- Everything is starting to ache.
- [chuckles]

466
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,280
Ah... I won't be long.

467
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,840
Sit as long as you like.

468
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,520
That your husband?

469
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320
Yes.

470
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,120
I lost my wife a little while back.

471
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,440
I'm still not over it. [exhales heavily]

472
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,960
I mean, there's nothing special
about that, I know.

473
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,080
I bet you feel the same.

474
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,560
Yes.

475
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,520
"In three words, I can sum up
everything I've learned about life.

476
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520
It goes on."

477
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,120
Robert Frost.

478
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,600
- Yes!
- Wonderful.

479
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Yes.

480
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,280
Life goes on.

481
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,240
It's not as good... [chuckles]

482
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,240
...but there you go.

483
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,320
["Silence" by Don Diablo plays]

484
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,480
♪ <i>Heard you in the distance ♪</i>

485
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840
<i>♪ A storm on the scope ♪</i>

486
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,840
<i>♪ Almighty thunder coming for me
I hoped ♪</i>

487
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,960
<i>♪ Rolled over the horizon ♪</i>

488
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,040
<i>♪ Swept up it all ♪</i>

489
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,880
<i>♪ Batten the hatches
And teardrops and branches ♪</i>

490
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,560
<i>♪ But I hear the silence now ♪</i>

491
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,640
<i>♪ Right in my core ♪</i>

492
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,560
<i>♪ I never heard silence ♪</i>

493
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,840
<i>♪ Like this before ♪</i>

494
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,680
<i>♪ Yeah, I hear the silence now ♪</i>

495
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,320
<i>♪ From wall to wall ♪</i>

496
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,680
<i>♪ Never heard silence ♪</i>

497
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,920
<i>♪ Like this before ♪</i>

498
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,200
[lead jangling]

499
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,560
♪ <i>Plane flies so high ♪</i>

500
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,960
<i>♪ Can't be seen or heard ♪</i>

501
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,400
<i>♪ Looking down on the hills ♪</i>

502
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,600
<i>♪ Looking down on all the birds ♪</i>

503
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,760
[Lisa] <i>Good night, gorgeous.</i>

504
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240
<i>Say it back.</i>

505
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,760
<i>You gotta say it back, or I won't sleep.</i>

506
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,480
Good night.

507
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,840
<i>You said it?</i>

508
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,480
Yeah.

509
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,280
<i>Good. Now I can sleep.</i>

510
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,920
<i>- ♪ But I hear the silence now ♪
- </i>[sobbing]

511
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,440
<i>♪ From wall to wall ♪</i>

512
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,640
<i>- </i>[Brandy whimpers]
<i>- ♪ Never heard silence ♪</i>

513
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,440
- [sniffles, sighs]
- <i>♪ Like this before ♪</i>

514
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,600
[pills rattle]

515
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,360
- [sniffles]
- [Brandy whines, pants]

516
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,480
[music intensifies]

517
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,360
[whimpers, barks]

518
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,240
[Brandy whines, yowls]

519
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,680
[doorbell rings]

520
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,560
Hi.

521
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,400
I'll take <i>Groundhog Day.</i>

522
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,240
["The Only Thing" by Sufjan Stevens plays]

523
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:35,240
<i>♪ The only thing that keeps me
From driving this car ♪</i>

524
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:44,040
<i>♪ Half-light, jack knife
Into the canyon at night ♪</i>

525
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,960
<i>♪ Signs and wonders ♪</i>

526
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,400
<i>♪ Perseus aligned with the skull ♪</i>

527
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,680
<i>♪ Slain Medusa ♪</i>

528
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,040
<i>♪ Pegasus alight from us all ♪</i>

529
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,040
<i>♪ Do I care if I survive this? ♪</i>

530
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,560
<i>♪ Bury the dead where they're found ♪</i>

531
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,640
<i>♪ In a veil of great surprises ♪</i>

532
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,960
<i>♪ I wonder did you love me at all? ♪</i>