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‎別煩牠

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‎-不行
‎-說得好

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‎東尼，真是的

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‎這只是討論

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‎妳把老天掛在嘴邊
‎那妳覺得老天到底是什麼？

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‎我不知道老天到底是什麼

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‎但我相信某樣東西

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‎太模稜兩可了

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‎我們一定會去某個地方

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‎我是說…

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‎說不定天堂只是祥和的夢境之類的

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‎我不知道，你也不知道

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‎我說不定會去另一個地方

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‎希望如此，更有趣
‎可以在下面暢飲、尋歡

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‎是沒錯啦，但我不確定
‎你會喜歡那邊尋歡的方式

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‎基本上，你會成為撒旦的玩物

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‎如果他從你後面上你
‎你會說什麼，老爸？

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‎-同性戀
‎-對，這樣他就知道了

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‎乖孩子

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‎很棒

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‎來吧

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‎來吧

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‎這是牠的掌印

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‎謝啦

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‎-布萊恩有找你聊嗎？
‎-有，他有找我

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‎-那就好
‎-有

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‎他叫我不要再當沒用的蛞蝓
‎要當就當男子漢

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‎對，於是我給蘿絲下了最後通牒

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‎我叫她在妓女工作和我之間選一個

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‎好

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‎她選擇當妓女，想也知道

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‎很遺憾

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‎所以我年輕自由又單身了

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‎所以我在想

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‎你想找時間一起去找樂子嗎？

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‎不要，也好

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‎-再見了
‎-再見

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‎好

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‎你好

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‎妳好，我希望能送妳這份報紙

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‎看我這傻樣

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‎“極其可惡”

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‎好極了，要喝杯茶嗎？

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‎不了，謝謝，可以跟妳借廁所嗎？

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‎穿過廚房，在後門旁邊

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‎謝謝，馬上就好

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‎（極其可惡）

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎我只是

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‎要把照片放在這

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‎這是我跟莉莎小時候
‎我一直沒時間來放

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‎我知道這算你的地盤

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‎我以為你是來找風水寶地

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‎因為心臟無力

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‎-真會酸
‎-好說

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‎（莉莎珍約翰遜）

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‎承認你是好人沒關係，東尼

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‎-這不是弱點
‎-好

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‎我覺得

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‎你以自己的方式，一直在乎著

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‎你總是想要大家心情好點，過更幸福

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‎你只是樂於

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‎刺激大家

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‎直到大家開始思考

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‎只要不害死人，就能讓人更堅強

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‎我就像是打預防針

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‎比較像討人厭的病毒

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‎對

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‎-很好
‎-晚點見

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‎-晚點見
‎-上班別遲到

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‎我一定會遲到

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‎我知道

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‎-妳好
‎-你好

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‎我今天比妳早到

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‎那是什麼？

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‎那是莉莎和她弟小時候

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‎他把照片放在那

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‎妳怎麼認識斯坦的？

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‎我跟媽媽去度假

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‎那是露營車園區
‎我們在集會室的舞會上認識

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‎後來我們去吃晚餐

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‎他對我說了很粗俗的笑話，我沒有笑

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‎這讓他很內疚

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‎50年後，我還是為了沒笑而過意不去

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‎什麼樣的笑話？

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‎勞斯萊斯和死掉的娼妓有什麼不同？

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‎不知道

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‎我的車庫沒有勞斯萊斯

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‎老好人斯坦

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‎希望我有笑

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‎我相信他沒有再想起這件事

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‎對，大概被你說對了

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‎馬克吐溫說的那句話是什麼？

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‎“我這輩子有過許多擔憂
‎多數從未發生”

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‎對

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‎你怎麼認識莉莎的？

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‎那是90年代初期

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‎我自以為是作家

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‎但其實靠救濟金過活
‎告訴大家我是作家

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‎莉莎是藝術家

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‎剛從大學畢業
‎她在坦伯里市集辦了小型展覽

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‎我四處看，主要是看她

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‎她以為我對她的作品有興趣

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‎於是我說想買

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‎她說：“你要怎麼付錢？”

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‎我想說：“好問題，我沒辦法付”

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‎於是我說

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‎“我可以娶妳，在家裡打雜支付費用”

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‎然後我說：“我身無分文”

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‎-她說：“是身上沒錢嗎？”
‎-我回：“通通沒有”

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‎她這才發現我有興趣的是她

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‎她說

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‎“所以我要請你吃晚餐？”

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‎就這樣

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‎我們約出去，一拍即合

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‎聊音樂，談天說地

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‎我們對大衛鮑伊

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‎還有瓊妮米契爾的愛

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‎那是她的最愛

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‎我們還在婚禮播《一體兩面》這首歌

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‎我覺得我是全天下最幸運的男人

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‎真希望我沒笑過她
‎沒有來世這件事，因為

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‎我覺得她想要我相信，打從心底

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‎相信天堂、天使之類的

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‎我希望她不會…

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‎我希望她不會害怕

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‎她只希望你跟她走到最後

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‎對了，真的有天使

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‎他們沒有翅膀，不住在雲裡

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‎他們穿著護理師服
‎努力工作支付房租

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‎有些在慈善機構工作
‎因為他們不忍心撇過頭

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‎有些有四條腿，會汪汪叫

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‎不管他們長什麼樣，全都在救命

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‎有時候你會碰見他們

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‎就像莉莎

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‎還有斯坦，然後你跟他們結為連理

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‎我知道莉莎和斯坦現在不是天使
‎但他們當時是

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‎你想當天使的話，要趁活著的時候

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‎循規蹈矩，行善積德

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‎介紹孤單女性給好男人認識

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‎你是我的天使，東尼

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‎這我可不確定

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‎（新藍鳥房募款活動）

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‎所以

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‎妳為什麼要剃光頭？

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‎因為我姊姊的頭髮
‎在治療癌症時掉光了

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‎現在我們又長得一樣了

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‎沒錯

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‎-妳為什麼想要長得像姊姊？
‎-因為她很可愛

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‎沒錯，我覺得妳也很可愛

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‎她得到贊助，募得1200英鎊來幫我

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‎好厲害，1200英鎊耶

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‎好，我需要妳們的名字登在報紙上

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‎這樣大家才知道妳們有多厲害

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‎-我叫米莉
‎-米莉

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‎我叫莉莎

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‎莉莎

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‎我太太的名字

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‎她在哪？

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‎她在家

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‎-幫你泡茶嗎？
‎-對

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‎-你為什麼要哭？
‎-因為我很開心

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‎-為什麼開心要哭？
‎-因為我腦筋不正常

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‎可以幫妳們拍照嗎？

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‎笑一個

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‎太好了

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‎好了

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‎謝謝妳們，再見

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‎你在做化療嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎他掉頭髮是因為這30年來
‎他只吃洋芋片和餅乾

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‎真希望我也能只吃那些東西

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‎對，但這樣做，你的頭髮會長回來

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‎但蘭尼的頭只會越來越禿

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‎這還不是他最糟的一點

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‎你覺得他長得像史瑞克嗎？

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‎-但他是你朋友
‎-沒錯

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‎是的，你的外表並不重要

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‎重要的是內在

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‎我們都知道，蘭尼的內在

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‎只有一大堆的洋芋片和餅乾

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‎你會再來嗎？

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‎我不知道

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‎好

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‎-怎麼這麼問？
‎-你好好笑

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‎有嗎？

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‎好，我會過來打聲招呼

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‎明天嗎？

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‎-好
‎-後天呢？

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‎在你好起來之前，我每天都來

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‎還是一直到我上天堂？

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‎你相信天堂嗎？

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‎當然

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‎又是我

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‎該說的都說完了，老實說

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‎我找到一首表達我心意的詩

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‎別站在我墳前哭泣

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‎我不在那，沒有長眠

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‎我化為千縷清風

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‎雪中閃耀的鑽石

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‎熟穀上的陽光

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‎輕柔的秋雨

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‎你在早晨的寂靜中醒來

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‎我是振翅高飛

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‎繞圈打轉的無聲鳥兒

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‎我是夜空中的朦朧星光

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‎別站在我墳前哭泣

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‎我不在那

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‎我沒死

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‎我想要你享受生活

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‎我不想要你擔心錢或…

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‎不用擔心我

214
00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:28,323
‎擔心自己就好了，知道嗎？要…

215
00:14:29,163 --> 00:14:30,083
‎要開心

216
00:14:31,723 --> 00:14:32,683
‎和善

217
00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:35,483
‎做自己

218
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:50,403
‎這是什麼？

219
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:56,363
‎不行，東尼，我不能收

220
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:57,643
‎她是你姊姊

221
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,803
‎-我知道，可是…
‎-你也失去她了

222
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:05,363
‎我以為不在乎是一種超能力，我錯了

223
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:07,083
‎心裡在乎

224
00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:09,243
‎才是最重要的

225
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:13,043
‎和善，讓其他人感到舒適

226
00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:15,483
‎這才是真的超能力

227
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:17,403
‎我們全都有這能力

228
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:19,283
‎有時候

229
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:22,083
‎我覺得快樂

230
00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:24,123
‎不像正常人那樣快樂

231
00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:26,363
‎或我以前那樣

232
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:31,643
‎覺得快樂又不懂感恩
‎但很知足，你懂嗎？

233
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:37,043
‎有種感覺湧上我心，彷彿世界很好

234
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:39,243
‎事實上，人生無比美好

235
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:44,163
‎我何其有幸能跟莉莎同時存在？

236
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,443
‎與她共度所有時光

237
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:47,803
‎我所有的愛

238
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:52,723
‎接著全部的一切都崩壞
‎我記得她離世，剩我孤單一人

239
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:54,403
‎我等不及要死去

240
00:15:57,803 --> 00:16:01,523
‎這些全在分秒之間持續輪轉

241
00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:04,243
‎然後今天，在安寧病房

242
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:07,123
‎我遇見一個小孩

243
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:10,603
‎如此天真可愛

244
00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:15,043
‎我自身所有的困擾

245
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:18,883
‎全都暫停了

246
00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:20,283
‎困擾都還在，但是

247
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,483
‎他成了我的困擾

248
00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:27,523
‎這件事終止了輪迴

249
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,523
‎沒入黑暗之中

250
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,443
‎因為我有了理由

251
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:35,403
‎好像

252
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,003
‎只要那孩子活著，我就活著

253
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,043
‎謝謝你

254
00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:51,763
‎結婚賀禮

255
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,403
‎真要命，你確定嗎？

256
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,523
‎太仁慈了

257
00:16:57,723 --> 00:16:58,723
‎妳還好嗎，凱絲？

258
00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:01,803
‎很好，今晚要去上愛笑瑜伽

259
00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:06,122
‎我現在就是這樣，去上課，學怎麼笑

260
00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:09,803
‎這是要幫妳找更好的公寓

261
00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:13,203
‎-謝謝你
‎-別客氣

262
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,362
‎抱歉，我…從沒碰過這種事

263
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:18,123
‎好，我們今天有新成員，怎麼稱呼？

264
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:21,523
‎-凱絲
‎-凱絲，好，凱絲，放輕鬆

265
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,843
‎讓搞笑的骨頭搖起來

266
00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:25,323
‎好

267
00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,323
‎還有燦爛的笑容，行嗎？

268
00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:30,723
‎很好

269
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,563
‎熱愛生活

270
00:18:37,363 --> 00:18:39,283
‎感受一下腦內啡，行嗎？

271
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,163
‎搞笑的古老世界

272
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:50,083
‎不好意思，大家先等一下
‎我們可以…從妳開始？

273
00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,243
‎我好孤單

274
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:09,883
‎妳最好先離開
‎整場的氣氛都被妳拉低了

275
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:09,323
‎（坦伯里市集，500週年）

276
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:16,243
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

277
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:18,443
‎這位是傑克

278
00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:19,363
‎-嗨
‎-你好

279
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:20,803
‎這位是東尼

280
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,363
‎我的朋友

281
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:24,723
‎永遠的朋友

282
00:20:26,723 --> 00:20:28,683
‎-幸會
‎-彼此彼此

283
00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:30,723
‎-回頭見
‎-再見

284
00:20:30,803 --> 00:20:31,643
‎走吧

285
00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:47,043
‎（坦伯里市集，500週年）

286
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,963
‎太好了，好棒

287
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:03,043
‎嗨

288
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:06,443
‎你還好吧？

289
00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:07,403
‎對

290
00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:09,923
‎比還好更好

291
00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:12,123
‎那就好

292
00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:15,723
‎我無法承受再次失去另一個好男人

293
00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:17,883
‎對了

294
00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:20,963
‎謝謝你

295
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:23,323
‎我的榮幸

296
00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:26,043
‎晚點見，走吧，孩子

297
00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:30,563
‎“巴納比醫生推開手術室的門”

298
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,803
‎“他走在走廊上時

299
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,803
‎看到一位年輕貌美的
‎非裔加勒比海護理師在哭”

300
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,883
‎“她燙直頭髮
‎讓自己看起來像碧昂絲”

301
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,323
‎“怎麼了，護理師？為什麼哭？”

302
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,123
‎“種族歧視，醫生”

303
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:46,643
‎“種族歧視？”

304
00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:48,643
‎“我討厭種族歧視”

305
00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:52,603
‎“我認為我們生而平等
‎我看重的是品性

306
00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:54,243
‎而非膚色”

307
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:59,123
‎“我曾跟中國女子做愛過
‎她的眼睛很美”

308
00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:00,323
‎我喜歡

309
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:01,883
‎什麼，市集嗎？

310
00:22:02,923 --> 00:22:04,923
‎大家聚在一起幾小時

311
00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:07,883
‎交換點子、食譜和垃圾

312
00:22:07,963 --> 00:22:10,443
‎他們創造回憶和照片

313
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:14,123
‎我爸以前說人生就像市集的遊樂設施

314
00:22:14,203 --> 00:22:16,403
‎刺激、恐怖、快速

315
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,883
‎而且只能搭一圈

316
00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:22,923
‎你有最美好的時光
‎直到你再也不能承受

317
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:27,243
‎接著機器變慢，你看到別人等著上來

318
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,483
‎他們需要你的位置

319
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,163
‎-聖誕快樂，孩子
‎-小心

320
00:22:52,243 --> 00:22:53,923
‎各位，拜託一下，這是給小孩玩的

321
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:56,683
‎-長腳射門，進球
‎-別以大欺小

322
00:22:56,763 --> 00:22:58,643
‎-那你進去啊
‎-這不是…

323
00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:01,443
‎你進去，我們在你兒子面前踢

324
00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:04,243
‎-我不是這個意思
‎-看看你有多弱

325
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:05,963
‎你家小孩，快踢

326
00:23:06,523 --> 00:23:07,843
‎快點，加油，大塊頭

327
00:23:08,883 --> 00:23:11,243
‎-要在你的孩子面前丟臉嗎？
‎-嘿

328
00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:12,963
‎太近踢了

329
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:15,523
‎那…

330
00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:21,203
‎-笨蛋
‎-你不是很會踢足球嗎？

331
00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:25,523
‎我真沒用

332
00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,763
‎我不覺得為別人挺身而出很沒用

333
00:23:27,843 --> 00:23:29,083
‎-對吧，佐治
‎-不會

334
00:23:29,683 --> 00:23:30,523
‎我的英雄

335
00:23:31,723 --> 00:23:32,603
‎而且你攔到一球

336
00:23:32,683 --> 00:23:34,843
‎-我攔到一球
‎-確實如此

337
00:23:34,923 --> 00:23:36,803
‎-爸爸很會踢足球
‎-用我的屁股

338
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,123
‎嘿，記得我嗎？

339
00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:42,523
‎記得，狗屎哥

340
00:23:42,603 --> 00:23:44,403
‎漫威錯過一個角色了

341
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,203
‎-你還是不願意交女友嗎？
‎-沒有

342
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,443
‎沒有，我改變心意，走投無路

343
00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:53,243
‎我來找人上床的，沒別的意思

344
00:23:53,323 --> 00:23:55,843
‎也不會跟妳，不行，我配不上妳

345
00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:57,603
‎我沒有性別歧視，只是…

346
00:23:57,683 --> 00:24:00,203
‎-你說的都對
‎-真的嗎？

347
00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:01,323
‎沒錯

348
00:24:01,963 --> 00:24:05,563
‎走投無路，奉承、哀求，哪點不好？

349
00:24:06,763 --> 00:24:08,683
‎我不曉得該說什麼

350
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:13,203
‎坦白說，過去一年半我魅力盡失

351
00:24:13,723 --> 00:24:17,363
‎但有妳這樣的女人
‎說真的，任何女人

352
00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:19,003
‎願意考慮跟我做，我都開心

353
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:19,923
‎但妳要

354
00:24:21,403 --> 00:24:23,923
‎妳要知道，我沒有以前那麼勇猛

355
00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:25,523
‎我有衝動

356
00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:29,563
‎會想要獨處上樓，拉好窗簾

357
00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:32,603
‎放我的五兄弟出來玩

358
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:36,603
‎幾分鐘後，我會想說
‎“算了，太麻煩了”

359
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,803
‎想到我去樓下買的
‎陳年切達和脆皮圓麵包

360
00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,763
‎-這是前戲嗎？
‎-嘿

361
00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:45,003
‎-逢場作戲而已
‎-當然

362
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,323
‎只要下流醜陋、臭汗淋漓的性愛

363
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:52,123
‎那我是妳的男人
‎說真的，我已經流汗了

364
00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:54,083
‎-而且你很醜陋
‎-我也有感受

365
00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:55,523
‎知道嗎？

366
00:24:57,643 --> 00:24:58,963
‎-晚點見
‎-再見

367
00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:02,003
‎-你喜歡哪種性愛？
‎-速戰速決

368
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,363
‎-速戰速決？
‎-對

369
00:25:03,443 --> 00:25:04,283
‎丟吧

370
00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:08,203
‎差一點，下次加油吧，後會有期

371
00:25:08,283 --> 00:25:09,323
‎再見了，兄弟

372
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,363
‎大家好像玩得很開心

373
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,403
‎-對，天氣很好吧？
‎-真的

374
00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:16,843
‎原來他在這
‎傻笨雞雞精靈，你扮什麼？

375
00:25:17,443 --> 00:25:18,523
‎-小丑
‎-小丑？

376
00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:20,163
‎比較像猥褻犯

377
00:25:20,243 --> 00:25:21,403
‎猥褻犯小丑

378
00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:23,483
‎死聖誕老人的小跟班

379
00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:25,883
‎別煩他，老兄

380
00:25:27,163 --> 00:25:29,363
‎屋頂上的戀童癖開口了

381
00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:31,803
‎見鬼了，你要我們別煩小孩？

382
00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:35,403
‎-你才不要煩他
‎-你這死戀童癖患者

383
00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:36,563
‎-豬頭
‎-戀童癖

384
00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,883
‎聽著，快用屁股頂他的臉，戀童癖

385
00:25:38,963 --> 00:25:41,963
‎-不要用你的屁股…
‎-你看他，人型蜈蚣

386
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:45,883
‎我去後面肛他，把他變成人型蜈蚣

387
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,403
‎他很喜歡

388
00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:50,403
‎清乾淨，你餓了嗎？我中午吃甜玉米

389
00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,683
‎-真要這樣？真希望我死了
‎-我希望你死得透頂，親愛的

390
00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,203
‎真要命，腳露出來，我快到了

391
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,443
‎夠了，兩位，放過他吧

392
00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:02,683
‎真是，他媽一個比一個蠢

393
00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:03,603
‎再說一次？

394
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:06,603
‎甜甜圈有買一送十嗎？

395
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:13,963
‎你們兩個自找的

396
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:19,883
‎真要命，好慘

397
00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:24,963
‎好了

398
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:27,923
‎謝謝

399
00:26:28,763 --> 00:26:31,283
‎在我悲慘的人生中，一而再再而三

400
00:26:31,363 --> 00:26:33,643
‎我以為已經到了谷底，結果沒有

401
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,003
‎我想過不下數千次
‎“我要翻身了”，沒有

402
00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:43,563
‎“你又錯了，布萊恩
‎我們有驚喜要給你”

403
00:26:46,723 --> 00:26:50,523
‎想必在停車場幫坦伯里
‎足球俱樂部的副經紀人口交

404
00:26:52,123 --> 00:26:53,843
‎就是墮落的深淵了吧？

405
00:26:53,923 --> 00:26:55,003
‎不是

406
00:26:57,123 --> 00:26:58,043
‎是在我前妻

407
00:26:59,603 --> 00:27:03,043
‎和全鎮人面前被別人凌辱

408
00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:07,683
‎然後吉普賽人米基
‎這個在睡我前妻的人挺身而出

409
00:27:08,203 --> 00:27:09,363
‎他拯救了我

410
00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:15,083
‎說個笑話給我聽

411
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:24,123
‎小女孩為什麼從盪鞦韆上掉下來？

412
00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:26,563
‎-不知道
‎-她沒有手

413
00:27:30,123 --> 00:27:31,283
‎很好笑

414
00:27:32,043 --> 00:27:33,403
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

415
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,203
‎謝了

416
00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:38,043
‎你臉上有

417
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,363
‎屎樣的東西

418
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:41,963
‎-好了
‎-番茄

419
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:42,963
‎對

420
00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:48,963
‎-要喝杯咖啡嗎？
‎-好

421
00:27:50,123 --> 00:27:50,963
‎好啊

422
00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:51,883
‎我請客

423
00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:53,963
‎-那就好
‎-走吧

424
00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:54,883
‎好

425
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:00,923
‎牠們乖嗎？

426
00:28:01,523 --> 00:28:04,043
‎-什麼意思？
‎-牠們不是因為不乖才在這嗎？

427
00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:06,203
‎沒有狗不乖，只有主人不乖

428
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:09,083
‎你不是很喜歡養狗嗎？

429
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:11,083
‎牠救了我一命

430
00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:14,883
‎我悲傷時牠知道

431
00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:18,603
‎我老是在悲傷中
‎所以牠要猜錯也難，但…

432
00:28:19,683 --> 00:28:21,243
‎我晚上喝酒時

433
00:28:22,603 --> 00:28:23,683
‎牠就在那

434
00:28:24,763 --> 00:28:25,603
‎守著

435
00:28:26,563 --> 00:28:29,563
‎牠也認得出影片上的莉莎

436
00:28:31,483 --> 00:28:35,963
‎我們坐著懷念她
‎但至少我們是一起懷念她

437
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,523
‎我不相信靈魂，但是

438
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,643
‎如果真有這種東西，狗也有

439
00:28:46,003 --> 00:28:47,043
‎牠喜歡妳

440
00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:48,843
‎-是嗎？
‎-對啊

441
00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:53,723
‎我可以養牠嗎？

442
00:28:54,683 --> 00:28:55,843
‎當然可以

443
00:28:55,923 --> 00:28:58,283
‎再約家訪和其他細節就行了

444
00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:01,403
‎我來寫

445
00:29:04,403 --> 00:29:06,963
‎她行嗎？她不是情緒不穩嗎？

446
00:29:07,043 --> 00:29:08,123
‎只是孤單了一點

447
00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,203
‎我們要確定狗狗找到好歸宿

448
00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:15,323
‎她沒問題，記著
‎沒有狗不乖，只有主人不乖

449
00:29:15,403 --> 00:29:19,803
‎如果妳糟蹋狗，不愛牠們
‎牠們的行為就會脫序

450
00:29:20,483 --> 00:29:23,323
‎如果妳表現出善意和希望
‎牠們就好好的

451
00:29:24,323 --> 00:29:27,403
‎-人也一樣
‎-狗吃什麼？

452
00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:31,243
‎什麼都吃，拖鞋、木棒

453
00:29:31,323 --> 00:29:32,883
‎玩具、嘔吐物

454
00:29:35,203 --> 00:29:36,083
‎還有狗食

455
00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:37,723
‎很簡單

456
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:40,443
‎你好嗎？

457
00:29:41,283 --> 00:29:42,843
‎-嗨
‎-在忙什麼？

458
00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:44,883
‎凱絲領養了一隻狗

459
00:29:47,563 --> 00:29:49,683
‎-狗通常不喜歡我
‎-為什麼？

460
00:29:49,763 --> 00:29:52,043
‎-我的工作
‎-你的工作是什麼？

461
00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:54,243
‎郵差

462
00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:57,683
‎-妳呢？
‎-我賣廣告

463
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:58,603
‎很好

464
00:30:02,523 --> 00:30:03,363
‎所以…

465
00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:10,123
‎我們晚點見

466
00:30:10,203 --> 00:30:11,523
‎-再見
‎-再見

467
00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:52,683
‎你也下海吧

468
00:31:53,323 --> 00:31:55,243
‎過來，東尼

469
00:32:11,003 --> 00:32:12,003
‎東尼

470
00:32:12,603 --> 00:32:13,443
‎笑一個

471
00:34:41,563 --> 00:34:42,923
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