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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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Jangan kacaulah.

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- Tak!
- Dengar.

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Sudahlah, Tony.

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Ini perbincangan saja.
Awak kata "Tuhan", tapi apa pendapat awak?

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Saya tak tahu maksud Tuhan sebenarnya

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tapi saya percaya sesuatu.

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Langsung tak jelas.

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Jelasnya kita akan ke suatu tempat.

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Maksud saya…

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Mungkin syurga ialah
mimpi yang menenangkan.

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Kita sama-sama tak tahu.

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Ayah mungkin masuk neraka.

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Harap begitu. Lebih seronok.
Boleh minum dan puaskan nafsu. 

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Saya tak pasti ayah akan suka
puaskan nafsu di sana.

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Tentunya hanya ada iblis.

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Apa pendapat ayah jika hanya ada iblis?

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- Gay.
- Ya, itu balasan ayah.

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Bagus.

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Ya.

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Ini dia.

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Ini dia.

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Gambar tapak kakinya.

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Nah.

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- Brian ada cakap?
- Ya, ada.

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- Bagus.
- Ya.

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Katanya saya jangan jadi dayus
dan jadi lelaki sejati.

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Jadi saya beri Roxy kata dua.

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Sama ada jadi pelacur atau bersama saya.

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Baik.

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Dia pilih jadi pelacur.

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Saya simpati.

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Saya muda, bebas dan bujang lagi.

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Jadi saya nak tahu,

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jika awak nak ikut saya
cari teman bermalam?

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Okey, faham.

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- Jumpa lagi.
- Ya.

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Jumpa lagi.

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Helo.

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Helo. Saya cuma nak beri
surat khabar kami.

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Tengoklah muka saya!

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"Musang berbulu ayam."

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Tajuk yang menarik. Nak masuk minum teh? 

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Tak apa. Tapi boleh tumpang tandas?

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Terus ke dapur, dekat pintu.

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Terima kasih. Sekejap saja.

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MUSANG BERBULU AYAM

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Apa awak buat?

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Saja tinggalkan

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gambar ini.

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Saya dan Lisa waktu kecil.
Tak sempat letak dulu.

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Saya tahu ini tempat awak.

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Ingatkan siap-siap cari kubur

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sebab jantung awak lemah.

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- Betul juga.
- Tahu.

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LISA JANE JOHNSON

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Awak boleh mengaku yang awak baik, Tony.

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- Itu bukan kelemahan.
- Betul.

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Saya rasa,

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awak ambil berat, dengan cara tersendiri.

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Awak nak orang lain
rasa lebih baik dan gembira.

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Awak cuma sangat suka

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desak mereka

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sehingga mereka mula berfikir.

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Jika mereka tak putus asa,
mereka jadi lebih kuat.

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Saya macam inokulasi.

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Awak virus yang menjengkelkan.

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Ya.

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- Bagus.
- Jumpa nanti.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Jangan lewat ke kerja.

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Saya pasti akan lewat.

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Saya tahu.

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- Helo.
- Helo.

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Saya datang dulu hari ini.

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Apa itu?

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Lisa dan adik lelakinya semasa kecil.

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Dia baru saja letak.

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Bagaimana awak jumpa Stan?

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Saya bercuti dengan mak.

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Di taman karavan dan kami jumpa
di bilik kelab di majlis tarian.

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Lalu kami makan malam.

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Dia buat lawak kasar, saya tak ketawa

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dan dia rasa bersalah.

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Lima puluh tahun berlalu,
saya masih kecewa saya tak ketawa.

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Apa jenakanya?

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Apa beza antara
Rolls-Royce dan mayat pelacur?

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Entah.

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Saya tak ada Rolls-Royce di garaj saya.

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Lucunya, Stan.

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Kalaulah saya ketawa.

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Saya pasti dia tak kisah.

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Mungkin betul kata awak.

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Apa yang Mark Twain kata itu?

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"Banyak saya bimbangkan,
kebanyakannya tak pernah berlaku."

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Ya.

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Bagaimana awak kenal Lisa?

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Awal 90-an.

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Saya fikir saya seorang penulis,

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tapi sebenarnya ia cuma
untuk elaun pengangguran.

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Lisa seorang artis.

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Baru tamat kolej. Dia ada
pameran kecil di Pesta Tambury.

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Saya meninjau-ninjau, terutamanya dia

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dan dia fikir saya berminat
dengan salah satu karya dia.

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Jadi saya kata saya nak beli.

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Dia tanya, "Bagaimana awak nak bayar?"

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Saya fikir,
"Soalan yang baik. Saya tak mampu."

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Saya jawab,

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"Saya boleh kahwini awak dan
bayar balik dengan buat kerja rumah."

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Kemudian saya kata, "Saya tak ada duit."

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Dia tanya, "Ada berapa?"
Saya jawab, "Langsung tiada. "

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Dia sedar yang saya berminat dengan dia.

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Dia kata,

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"Jadi saya perlu belanja makan malam?"

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Itulah dia.

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Kami keluar dan kami serasi.

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Kami berbual soal muzik dan sebagainya.

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Kami suka David Bowie

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dan Joni Mitchell.

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Itu kegemaran dia.

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Kami mainkan "Both Sides Now"
ketika majlis kahwin kami.

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Saya fikir saya lelaki paling bertuah
di dunia.

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Kalaulah saya tak menyakat dia
yang hidup sesudah mati tak wujud,

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saya rasa dia sebenarnya mahu percaya,

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kewujudan syurga dan malaikat.

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Saya harap dia tak…

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Saya harap dia tak takut.

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Dia hanya nak bersama awak
hingga akhir hayat.

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Lagipun malaikat memang wujud.

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Mereka tiada sayap dan hidup di syurga.

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Mereka pakai seragam jururawat
dan kerja keras untuk bayar sewa.

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Ada yang bekerja untuk amal
kerana mereka nak membantu.

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Ada yang berkaki empat dan menyalak.

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Walau apa pun rupa malaikat,
semuanya menyelamatkan nyawa.

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Ada kala awak terserempak mereka.

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Macam Lisa.

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Serta Stan. Lalu kita kahwini mereka.

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Saya tahu Lisa dan Stan
bukan malaikat sekarang. Tapi dulu ya.

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Jika nak jadi malaikat, buat semasa hidup.

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Jadi baik. Buat baik.

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Perkenalkan wanita yang sunyi
kepada lelaki yang baik.

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Awak malaikat saya, Tony.

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Itu saya tak pasti.

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MENGUMPUL DANA UNTUK BILIK HARAPAN

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Jadi,

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Kenapa awak cukur kepala?

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Sebab rambut kakak saya gugur
semasa dia lawan kanser.

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Sekarang kami sama lagi.

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Memang sama.

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- Kenapa nak nampak macam kakak awak?
- Sebab dia cantik.

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Betul. Awak pun cantik.

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Dia dapat penaja dan
kumpul 1,200 paun untuk bantu saya.

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Mengagumkan. 1,200 paun.

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Saya perlukan nama awak
untuk letak dalam akhbar

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supaya semua orang tahu
betapa bijaknya awak.

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- Saya Milly.
- Milly.

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Saya Lisa.

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Lisa.

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Nama isteri saya.

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Di mana dia?

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Dia di rumah.

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- Masak makan malam?
- Ya.

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- Kenapa awak menangis?
- Sebab saya gembira.

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- Kenapa menangis jika gembira?
- Sebab saya tak waras.

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Boleh ambil gambar?

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Senyum.

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Cantik.

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Itu saja.

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Terima kasih. Selamat jalan.

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Buat kemoterapi?

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Tak.

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Rambut dia gugur sebab dia hanya
makan makanan ringan selama 30 tahun.

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Kalaulah saya boleh makan.

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Tapi nanti rambut awak
akan tumbuh kembali.

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Tapi Lenny pula akan semakin botak

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lagi teruk sebab mukanya hodoh.

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Awak rasa dia mirip Shrek?

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- Tapi dia kawan awak.
- Betul.

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Betul. Luaran tak penting.

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Dalaman yang lebih penting.

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Kita semua tahu, dalam badan Lenny

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hanya penuh dengan makanan ringan.

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Boleh datang lagi?

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Entahlah.

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Okey.

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- Kenapa tanya?
- Awak kelakar.

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Yakah?

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Okey, nanti saya datang dan sapa awak.

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Esok?

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- Baiklah.
- Lusa pun?

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Setiap hari sehingga awak sembuh.

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Atau sampai saya ke syurga?

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Awak percaya syurga?

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Sudah tentu.

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Saya lagi.

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Saya dah tiada idea nak cakap.

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Saya jumpa puisi yang boleh
luahkan perasaan saya.

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Jangan terpacak di kuburku dan meratap

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Aku tiada di sana, aku tak tidur

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Aku desiran angin yang bertiup

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Aku kilauan berlian pada salji

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Aku cahaya mentari buat bijian masak

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Aku hujan musim luruh

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Ketika kau bangun pada sunyi pagi

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Aku gesaan pagi yang meningkatkan hidup

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Burung tenang yang terbang berlegar

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Aku kerlipan bintang waktu malam

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Jangan terpacak di kuburku dan meratap

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Aku tiada di sana

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Aku tak mati

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Saya nak awak nikmati hidup.

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Saya tak nak awak risau
tentang duit atau saya.

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Risaukan diri sendiri saja. Awak…

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bergembiralah.

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Serta berbuat baik.

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Jadi Tony.

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Apa ini?

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Oh, Tony, saya tak boleh terima.

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Dia kakak awak.

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- Saya tahu…
- Awak pun kehilangan dia.

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Saya fikir buat tak endah buat saya kebal.
Saya silap.

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Sikap prihatin

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itu yang paling penting.

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Kebaikan. Buat orang lain rasa gembira.

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Itu kuasa sebenar.

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Kita semua milikinya.

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Kadang kala,

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saya gembira.

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Bukan seperti orang lain,

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atau sepertimana dulu,

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dulu gembira, saya tak hargai
tapi saya berpuas hati.

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Perasaan yang beritahu saya
bahawa dunia ini taklah teruk.

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Malah, kehidupan ini mengagumkan.

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Betapa bertuahnya saya wujud
pada masa yang sama dengan Lisa.

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Luangkan masa dengan dia.

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Semua cinta saya.

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Kemudian realiti mencengkam
dan dia dah mati, saya sendirian.

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Saya rasa nak mati.

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Semuanya berlaku sekelip mata
dan berterusan.

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Hari ini di hospital,

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saya jumpa seorang budak.

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Baik dan naif.

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Semua masalah saya…

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ditangguhkan.

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Ia masih ada, tapi

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dia jadi masalah saya.

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Ia menghalang kitaran,

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terjerumus dalam kegelapan,

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sebab saya ada tujuan.

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Seolah-olah

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jika budak itu hidup, saya pun sama.

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Terima kasih.

252
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Hadiah perkahwinan.

253
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Biar betul. Awak pasti?

254
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,523
Baiknya awak.

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Awak okey, Kath?

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Ya. Saya ada kelas yoga ketawa malam ini.

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Itulah saya sekarang.
Pergi kelas untuk belajar senyum.

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Ini untuk awak cari rumah lebih baik.

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- Terima kasih.
- Sama-sama.

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Maaf, cuma tak pernah terima duit begini.

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Kita ada ahli baru. Siapa nama awak?

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- Kath.
- Okey, Kath, tenang saja.

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Gerak-gerakkan badan.

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Okey.

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Senyum sampai ke telinga.

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Macam itulah.

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Hidup ini indah.

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Rasakan endorfin itu.

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Dunia yang lucu.

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Maaf, sebentar.
Boleh dengar daripada awak?

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Saya sangat sunyi.

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Lebih baik awak pergi.
Awak merosakkan suasana.

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ULANG TAHUN KE-500 PESTA TAMBURY!

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- Hai.
- Hai.

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Perkenalkan Jack.

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- Hai.
- Helo.

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Dia pula Tony.

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Kawan saya.

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Sentiasa.

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- Selamat berkenalan.
- Samalah.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Ya.

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Jom.

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PESTA TAMBURY KE-500

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Ya! Syabas!

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Hai.

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Apa khabar?

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Baik.

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Sangat baik.

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Baguslah.

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Saya tak sanggup
hilang seorang lagi lelaki hebat.

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Oh, ya,

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terima kasih.

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Sama-sama.

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Jumpa nanti. Jom, sayang.

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"Dr. Barnaby menerpa masuk
ke bilik bedah."

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00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,803
"Ketika jalan di koridor,

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dia terlihat jururawat cantik
Afro-Caribbean menangis."

298
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,883
"Rambutnya lurus, nampak seperti Beyonce."

299
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,323
"'Kenapa, jururawat? Kenapa menangis?'"

300
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,123
"'Rasisme, doktor.'"

301
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"'Rasisme?'"

302
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,883
"'Saya benci rasisme.'"

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00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:52,603
"'Kita semua sama dan
saya adili orang ikut sifat,

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bukan ikut warna kulit.'"

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00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:59,123
"'Saya pernah meniduri wanita Cina.
Matanya cantik.'"

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Saya suka ini.

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00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:01,883
Pesta ini?

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00:22:02,923 --> 00:22:05,003
Semua berkumpul untuk beberapa jam,

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00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:07,883
Mereka berkongsi idea dan resipi,

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serta mereka cipta memori dan gambar.

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00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,123
Ayah saya kata
hidup ibarat roller-coaster.

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Mengujakan, menakutkan, pantas.

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Awak hanya boleh naik sekali.

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00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:23,363
Awak rasa seronok sehinggalah rasa jemu.

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00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:27,243
Kemudian jadi perlahan dan
awak lihat orang lain nak naik.

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Mereka nak tempat awak.

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- Selamat Hari Krismas!
- Jaga-jaga.

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00:22:52,243 --> 00:22:53,923
Tolonglah, ini untuk budak-budak.

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- Bola masuk!
- Pilih pemain sebaya awak!

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- Awak masuklah!
- Itu bukan…

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00:22:58,723 --> 00:23:01,443
- Masuk!
- Kami main depan anak awak!

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00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:04,243
- Bukan itu maksud saya.
- Tunjuk betapa lemahnya awak.

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Anak awak. Sepak!

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00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:07,843
Ayuh. Mainlah.

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00:23:08,883 --> 00:23:11,243
- Nak main depan anak awak?
- Hei.

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00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:12,963
Itu terlalu dekat.

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00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:15,523
Itu…

328
00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:21,203
- Lembik!
- "Awak pandai main bola sepak, bukan?"

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00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:25,523
Saya mengarut.

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00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,763
Mempertahankan orang bukan mengarut.

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00:23:27,843 --> 00:23:29,083
- Betul, George?
- Ya.

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00:23:29,683 --> 00:23:30,523
Wira saya!

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00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:32,643
Awak halang satu.

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00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:34,843
- Ya.
- Dapat satu.

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00:23:34,923 --> 00:23:36,803
- Ayah pandai main bola.
- Dengan buntut.

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00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,123
Hei. Ingat saya?

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00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:42,523
Ya. Lelaki anjing itu.

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00:23:42,603 --> 00:23:44,403
Marvel patut buat watak dia.

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00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,203
- Masih tak mahu ada hubungan?
- Tak.

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00:23:47,963 --> 00:23:50,443
Saya ubah fikiran. Saya terdesak sekarang.

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00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:53,243
Saya nak teman seks. Jangan tersinggung.

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00:23:53,323 --> 00:23:55,843
Bukan dengan awak. Awak terlalu menawan.

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00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:57,603
Saya bukan seksis.

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- Semua awak cakap, betul.
- Yakah?

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00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:01,323
Sudah tentu.

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00:24:01,963 --> 00:24:05,563
Terdesak, kata pujian, merayu.
Apa yang salahnya?

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00:24:06,763 --> 00:24:08,683
Awak buat saya terkelu.

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00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:13,203
Saya hilang sentuhan romantis
sejak setahun setengah lalu.

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00:24:13,723 --> 00:24:17,363
Saya amat gembira, wanita secantik awak,
atau mana-mana wanita

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mempertimbangkan saya.

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00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:19,923
Tapi awak…

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00:24:21,403 --> 00:24:24,363
awak perlu tahu
kejantanan saya tak seperti dulu.

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00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:25,523
Saya terangsang.

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00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:29,563
Apabila nak puaskan diri,
saya naik atas, tutup langsir.

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00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:32,603
Lima jari saya jadi alat untuk bermain.

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00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:36,603
Selepas beberapa minit, saya fikir,
"Aduhai, lecehlah."

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00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,803
Saya teringat kepingan keju Cheddar
dan roti berkerak di bawah.

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00:24:41,483 --> 00:24:42,763
- Ini cara memikat?
- Hei.

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00:24:43,563 --> 00:24:45,003
- Tak perlu bersama.
- Tak.

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00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,323
Cuma seks yang kotor, berpeluh dan ganas.

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00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:52,123
Saya orang yang sesuai.
Saya dah pun berpeluh.

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00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:54,083
- Awak hodoh.
- Saya berperasaan.

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00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:55,523
Okey?

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00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,203
- Jumpa nanti.
- Jumpa lagi.

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00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:02,003
- Apa jenis seks awak suka?
- Cepat.

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00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,363
- Cepat?
- Ya.

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00:25:03,443 --> 00:25:04,283
Balinglah.

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00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:08,203
Sikit lagi. Harap dapat lain kali.
Selamat jalan!

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00:25:08,283 --> 00:25:09,323
Jumpa lagi.

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00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,403
Pengunjung nampak seronok.

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00:25:11,483 --> 00:25:13,403
- Ya, cuaca cerah.
- Betul.

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00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:16,843
Itu dia. Lelaki berpenis kecil.
Awak pakai kostum apa?

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00:25:17,443 --> 00:25:18,523
- Badut.
- Badut?

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00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:20,163
Nampak macam pencabul.

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00:25:20,243 --> 00:25:21,403
Si badut pencabul!

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00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:23,483
Langsung tak berguna.

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00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:25,883
Jangan ganggu dia.

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00:25:27,163 --> 00:25:29,363
Si pencabul lain yang berbunyi.

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00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:31,803
Ada hati arah kami jangan ganggu dia?

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00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:35,403
- Awak yang tak patut ganggu dia.
- Si bodoh tak guna.

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00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:36,563
- Babi!
- Penyibuk.

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00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,883
Tonggek buntut awak pada mukanya.

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00:25:38,963 --> 00:25:41,963
- Jangan tonggek buntut…
- Tengok. Macam lipan.

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00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:45,883
Biar saya ke belakang dia
dan buat macam posisi seks.

385
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,403
Oh, dia suka.

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00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:50,403
Jilat. Awak lapar?
Tadi saya makan makanan manis.

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00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,683
- Yakah? Saya harap saya mati.
- Saya pun harap sama.

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00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,203
Tunjuk handal awak. Saya dah nak klimaks.

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00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,443
Cukup. Jangan ganggu dia.

390
00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:02,683
Biar betul. Si bodoh dan si bebal, bukan?

391
00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:03,603
Apa dia?

392
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:06,603
Perut buncit macam banyak makan donat.

393
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:13,963
Padan muka awak.

394
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:19,883
Aduhai, teruknya.

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00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:24,963
Dapat.

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00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:27,923
Terima kasih.

397
00:26:28,763 --> 00:26:31,283
Berulang kali dalam hidup,

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00:26:31,363 --> 00:26:33,923
saya fikir saya
di tahap paling menyedihkan.

399
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:40,003
Saya fikir,
"Hidup akan jadi lebih baik." Tak.

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00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:43,563
"Salah lagi, Brian.
Hidup ada kejutan untuk awak."

401
00:26:46,723 --> 00:26:50,523
Tentu sekali beri seks oral
kepada penolong pengurus

402
00:26:52,123 --> 00:26:53,843
adalah paling hina?

403
00:26:53,923 --> 00:26:55,003
Tak.

404
00:26:57,123 --> 00:26:58,043
Dihina begitu

405
00:26:59,603 --> 00:27:03,043
depan bekas isteri saya dan
seluruh penduduk lebih keji.

406
00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:07,683
Micky si Gipsi,
teman lelaki bekas isteri saya,

407
00:27:08,203 --> 00:27:09,523
yang datang jadi wira.

408
00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:14,923
Buat lawak.

409
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:24,123
Kenapa budak kecil jatuh buaian?

410
00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:26,563
- Entah.
- Dia tiada tangan.

411
00:27:30,123 --> 00:27:31,283
Itu kelakar.

412
00:27:32,043 --> 00:27:33,403
- Yakah?
- Ya.

413
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,203
Terima kasih.

414
00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:38,043
Awak ada,

415
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,363
kotoran pada muka.

416
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:41,963
- Ya.
- Tomato.

417
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:42,963
Ya.

418
00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:48,963
- Nak minum kopi?
- Ya.

419
00:27:50,123 --> 00:27:50,963
Ya.

420
00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:51,883
Saya belanja.

421
00:27:52,723 --> 00:27:53,963
- Bagus.
- Jom.

422
00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:54,883
Okey.

423
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:00,923
Anjing ini baik?

424
00:28:01,523 --> 00:28:04,043
- Maksud awak?
- Tiada pemilik sebab jahat?

425
00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:06,203
Pemilik yang jahat, bukan anjing.

426
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:09,083
Awak suka anjing, bukan?

427
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:11,523
Ia selamatkan nyawa saya.

428
00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:14,883
Ia tahu saya sedih.

429
00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:18,603
Saya selalu sedih,
jadi ia selalu betul tapi…

430
00:28:19,603 --> 00:28:21,123
Waktu malam, saya minum,

431
00:28:22,603 --> 00:28:23,683
ia teman saya,

432
00:28:24,763 --> 00:28:25,603
jaga saya.

433
00:28:26,563 --> 00:28:29,563
Dia cam Lisa dalam video juga.

434
00:28:31,483 --> 00:28:35,963
Saya dan anjing duduk merindui dia,
paling tidak kami merindui Lisa bersama.

435
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,523
Saya tak percaya roh, tapi

436
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,643
jika ia wujud, anjing memilikinya.

437
00:28:46,003 --> 00:28:47,043
Ia suka awak.

438
00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:48,843
- Yakah?
- Ya.

439
00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:53,723
Boleh saya bela ia?

440
00:28:54,683 --> 00:28:55,843
Ya.

441
00:28:55,923 --> 00:28:58,283
Perlu lawatan rumah dan isi borang.

442
00:29:00,483 --> 00:29:01,403
Biar saya isi.

443
00:29:04,403 --> 00:29:06,963
Dia tak apa-apa? Dia tak stabil?

444
00:29:07,043 --> 00:29:08,123
Dia sunyi saja.

445
00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,203
Kami perlu pastikan anjing dijaga baik.

446
00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:15,323
Dia okey. Ingat,
pemilik yang jahat, bukan anjing.

447
00:29:15,403 --> 00:29:19,803
Jika layan anjing dengan teruk,
begitulah sikapnya nanti.

448
00:29:20,403 --> 00:29:23,323
Jika tunjuk sayang dan kebaikan,
anjing jadi baik.

449
00:29:24,323 --> 00:29:27,403
- Sama juga macam orang.
- Ia makan apa?

450
00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:31,243
Apa-apa saja. Selipar, kayu,

451
00:29:31,323 --> 00:29:32,883
mainan, muntah.

452
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,363
Serta makanan anjing.

453
00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:37,723
Mudah saja.

454
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:40,443
Apa khabar?

455
00:29:41,283 --> 00:29:42,843
- Hai.
- Awak buat apa?

456
00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:44,883
Kath nak bela anjing.

457
00:29:47,563 --> 00:29:49,683
- Anjing jarang suka saya.
- Kenapa?

458
00:29:49,763 --> 00:29:52,043
- Kerja saya.
- Apa kerja awak?

459
00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:54,243
Posmen.

460
00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:57,683
- Awak?
- Saya jual iklan.

461
00:29:57,763 --> 00:29:58,603
Bagus.

462
00:30:02,523 --> 00:30:03,363
Jadi…

463
00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:10,123
Jumpa nanti.

464
00:30:10,203 --> 00:30:11,523
- Jumpa nanti.
- Ya.

465
00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:52,683
Awak masuklah juga!

466
00:31:53,323 --> 00:31:55,243
Masuk, Tony!

467
00:32:11,003 --> 00:32:12,003
Tony!

468
00:32:12,603 --> 00:32:13,443
Senyum.

469
00:34:38,763 --> 00:34:42,883
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Farhana Syazwani