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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎他站在門口

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‎說要幫我這樣弱勢的人進行安檢

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‎妳有叫他拿證件嗎？

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‎沒有，他有制服、工程帽，一應俱全

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‎-我是不是很傻？
‎-不會，一點也不

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‎接著他走進來

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‎我幫他泡了杯茶

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‎他問起我的防盜警報器
‎我跟他說沒有

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‎門上有鎖

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‎他很有說服力，真有兩把刷子

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‎接著他問我珠寶和貴重物品放哪

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‎我說我沒有值錢的東西

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‎但這兩年用退休金存了一點私房錢

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‎在餅乾罐裡放了大概五百英鎊

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‎他要我給他看，我就照做了

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‎他說：“真聰明
‎他們可能不會看裡面”

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‎接著我們回到客廳

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‎他向我借廁所
‎他一定進來這，然後…

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‎-好，妳有保險嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎就算他們抓到他，錢也拿不回來

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‎他可能拿去買毒品了

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‎大概吧

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‎妳有報警嗎？

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‎有，他們證實他不是警察

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‎因為他們說警察的額頭

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‎不會有“英國製”的刺青

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‎-他的額頭刺著“英國製”？
‎-對

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‎-拍張照
‎-好

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‎我好笨

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‎妳不笨

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‎-這世界很亂
‎-笑一個

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‎人生真不公平，對吧？

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‎老人家不該因為被爛人騙而覺得羞恥

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‎（禮品）

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‎我進去買個東西

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‎-好，再見
‎-再見

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‎（秋葉安老院）

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‎我幫你買了棋盤組，爸

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‎-你還記得
‎-我們總有一人要

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‎-要怎樣？
‎-記得

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‎記得什麼？

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‎真要命

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-還行

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‎今天是我的生日

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‎真的嗎？妳沒先跟我說

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‎-這沒什麼
‎-晚點要去喝一杯嗎？

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‎你不用麻煩了

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‎怎樣？妳是我的戒酒輔導員？

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‎好啊，如果你不忙的話

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‎我沒忙過，妳看

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‎棋盤無隔閡

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‎安靜點，我努力要專心

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‎不行，那邊有人了

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‎不行…

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‎-這樣比較好嗎？開心嗎？
‎-對

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‎換你了

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‎該你走了

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‎我可能會從這個開始

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‎真是太荒謬了

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‎好，靠過來，安靜點
‎我們全都到齊了

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‎坦伯里市集，盛大舉行

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‎我會主持整場活動

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‎我戲服什麼的都有，皮褲和鞭子

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‎-你要扮什麼？
‎-奴隸販子

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‎這行以前在這裡很興盛

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‎我們有個設施，上面有靶

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‎用球打中靶，女巫就會掉進水裡

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‎女巫由阿瓊來當，對吧？

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‎對，我最愛女巫

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‎現在我們要徵求志工

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‎要被人砸番茄、爛雞蛋之類的東西

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‎-詹姆士
‎-不要，我不願意

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‎這是為了慈善

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‎對，但這大家都行，我是專業表演者

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‎真是的

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‎對，專業的表演者，那你要扮什麼？

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‎一定要是幾百年前的經典角色

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‎-小山丘如何？
‎-好極了

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‎小山丘是什麼？

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‎不是很傳統的東西嗎？我不知道

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‎-就像一座小山
‎-我要怎麼扮山？

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‎我們讓你躺下，蓋上泥土和草皮

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‎上面灑上小花

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‎周圍放幾朵可愛的小花，這樣很好看

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‎然後大家會走經過說
‎“你看，有小山丘耶”

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‎去你的，我才不要扮什麼山丘

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‎注意措辭

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‎不行，你竟然想要我扮一座山

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‎你應該是我的經紀人

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‎我知道你無法幫我找到真正的工作
‎這很顯然不可能

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‎但說出你要在
‎大庭廣眾之下用土埋我？

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‎太扯了

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‎抱歉大家要聽到這個
‎他目前就像野牛一樣

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‎-他便秘
‎-不要找藉口

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‎而且你錯了，詹姆士

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‎因為我已經幫你找到工作了

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‎-我本來晚一點要跟你說
‎-好，什麼工作？

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‎你有看《無望拍拖族》這節目嗎？

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‎沒有，那是什麼？

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‎大家去約會，看合不合得來，真溫馨

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‎實境秀？

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‎對，但棒極了

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‎這不是專業表演工作吧？

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‎這就是巧妙的地方

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‎因為這節目是給沒辦法約會的人

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‎因為身上有殘疾、毀容之類的

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‎-我哪裡符合條件？
‎-我跟劇組說你的身型

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‎-我想也是
‎-但那樣還不夠

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‎於是我說…

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‎“他有智力障礙”

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‎去你的

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‎怎樣啦？

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‎我不要去什麼約會實境秀，裝智障

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‎只因為你沒辦法幫我找到工作

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‎我吵不贏，是吧？這就是工作

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‎這不是工作

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‎這是假裝殘障

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‎-演戲就是假裝
‎-你說我有什麼毛病？

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‎我沒有說細節吧？
‎這是每個演員的夢想

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‎看看丹尼爾戴路易斯的《我的左腳》
‎真要命，他有什麼毛病嗎？

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‎-不知道
‎-沒人在意

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‎《雨人》，那個小笨蛋在幹嘛？

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‎演戲沒這麼難

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‎-算了
‎-你是演員

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‎算了，這樣太過份了，你太過份了

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‎我去

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‎你的情況不同，布萊恩
‎你真的有點瘋瘋的

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‎有道理

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‎（《坦伯里報章》）

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‎我有凱絲的包裹

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‎我來簽收

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‎要的話，我可以簽

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‎-沒關係，我簽好了
‎-我是凱絲

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‎你騎摩托車來嗎？

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‎沒有，我只是搭公車會緊張

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‎-很好笑
‎-我騎本田

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‎好，很好笑

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‎-妳是記者？
‎-是我活該

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‎怎麼說？

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‎沒什麼

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‎對，記者

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‎我賣的是新聞旁邊的廣告

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‎對，工時很長

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‎但是報酬豐厚

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‎而且我不介意熬夜，因為我單身

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‎年輕、自由而且單身

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‎-要去喝杯東西嗎？
‎-好啊，麻煩你

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‎大家好

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-你好

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‎-我帶蛋糕來給你，親愛的
‎-謝謝

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‎-減肥破功了
‎-對

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‎很快就穿不下你的婚禮西裝了

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‎我沒差，反正婚紗自己做
‎尺寸做大一點就好

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‎妳要自己做婚紗？

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‎-對，很省錢吧？
‎-太悲哀了

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‎怎麼會？

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‎人生中最重要的一天錢卻不夠

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‎我的錢夠用，幾乎不太需要

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‎有愛就不需要錢，那只是婚紗

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‎-錢或愛我都沒有
‎-大家都愛妳，親愛的

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‎那我呢？

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‎每個人都有自己的對象

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‎我跟老師約會過，他以為我很笨

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‎把我當傻瓜唸詩給我聽，批評吉卜林

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‎我喜歡吉卜林的蛋糕，婚禮一定要有

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‎希望這樣能安慰妳
‎說不定他假裝以為妳很笨

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‎因為他不喜歡妳

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‎-他喜不喜歡妳，妳會知道
‎-怎麼看？

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‎感覺得到，他不只有禮貌
‎還很體貼又會照顧人

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‎表現出有意思，也不只是客套

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‎有一股他忍耐不住的暖意

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‎帶著微笑看著妳，摸他的頭髮

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‎幫妳撿東西，不是只說妳東西掉了

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‎希望妳的手更靠近

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‎所以下次約會

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‎看對方有沒有微笑
‎摸頭髮、幫妳撿掉落的洋芋片

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‎蘭尼把壽險的事都跟我說了

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‎好

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‎他沒有領出來
‎因為他不想要用在這種情況

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‎天啊，好浪漫

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‎沒錯，但錢不是莉莎的象徵，親愛的

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‎錢只是花費的表徵

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‎莉莎是你共度一生的美人

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‎她住在你的心裡

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‎她買了壽險，好讓你無憂無慮

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‎至少從壽險公司那領出來，好好享受

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‎有必要的話就在賭場輸個精光

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‎但要是你不拿來用

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‎等於莉莎浪費了時間

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‎我要你好好過活，東尼

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‎不只是不自殺，或耐心等死

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‎過生活

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‎活得淋漓盡致，彷彿沒有明日

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‎你醒來發現還有明天，那就再來一次

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‎不管你要做什麼，只要你過得充實

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‎享受每分每秒

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‎如果你不覺得這值得一試
‎我又何必試？

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‎我以前每天都坐在這張長椅上

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‎自己一個人

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‎希望有個人出現，能體會我的心情

202
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,840
‎結果你來了

203
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,280
‎你跟我在同一艘船上，你失去了摯愛

204
00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,240
‎這裡是墓地，機率很…

205
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,120
‎看吧，你還是會思考、傾聽、逗人笑

206
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,240
‎讓人覺得自己有價值，值得被傾聽

207
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:35,280
‎我只希望你找到某樣東西
‎讓你能在早上想起床

208
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,480
‎我依然這麼做

209
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,600
‎我知道我永遠不會取代斯坦
‎但我不會舉白旗投降

210
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:46,240
‎現在唯一讓我擔心的是你不開心

211
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,960
‎重點在於抱持希望

212
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280
‎你可以

213
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,160
‎想念莉莎、哀悼、生氣

214
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,000
‎但想到你不抱持希望就讓我受不了

215
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,080
‎這對我來說是世上最悲哀的事

216
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,840
‎讓步吧

217
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,640
‎拜託你

218
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,920
‎告訴我你有希望

219
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,000
‎我有

220
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,040
‎可是

221
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,040
‎我永遠也找不到別人取代莉莎

222
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,840
‎我發現我…

223
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,440
‎不想這麼做

224
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,880
‎但我確實找到活下去的原因

225
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,400
‎這並非不可能

226
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,040
‎天啊，你手腳很快，對吧？

227
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,160
‎什麼意思？

228
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,080
‎一認識就邀人喝東西

229
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,480
‎我以為這是妳想要我說的

230
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‎對

231
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,640
‎糟糕

232
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,720
‎妳有帕金森氏症嗎？

233
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,120
‎沒有

234
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,320
‎-艾瑪？
‎-什麼事？

235
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,360
‎我是傑克

236
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,240
‎傑克，那個傑克，天啊

237
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,120
‎-真不好意思，好久不見
‎-對

238
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‎30年了，對

239
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,120
‎你看，我以前還有頭髮

240
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,160
‎-對
‎-是啊

241
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,480
‎所以妳好嗎？

242
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,560
‎很好，你知道…

243
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,560
‎對

244
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,120
‎-結婚了？有小孩什麼的嗎？
‎-通通沒有

245
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,760
‎你呢？你是不是…

246
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,880
‎我？沒有，我離婚了

247
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,120
‎沒小孩，完全是個廢物

248
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,840
‎妳從事哪一行？

249
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,720
‎我在養老院當護理師

250
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,800
‎太好了

251
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,160
‎你呢？

252
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,440
‎我進口葡萄酒

253
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,840
‎太好了

254
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,840
‎我們應該敘個舊

255
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,000
‎放心，給妳我的電話

256
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,600
‎-好了，這是我的號碼
‎-謝了

257
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,520
‎-很高興再次見到妳
‎-我也是

258
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,600
‎（坦伯里壁球俱樂部）

259
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,520
‎好

260
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,400
‎你不能在打壁球前喝啤酒

261
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,800
‎當然可以，走吧

262
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,880
‎-你要帶酒進去？
‎-渴了可以喝

263
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,800
‎太誇張了

264
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,800
‎天啊…妳好

265
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,400
‎-妳好
‎-好臭，我的天啊

266
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,320
‎好

267
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,960
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

268
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,520
‎-零比零
‎-奶子

269
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,480
‎好，重賽

270
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,680
‎-是那個…
‎-重賽

271
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,640
‎你不能在別人發球時大喊“奶子”

272
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,480
‎-如果我有妥瑞氏症呢？
‎-你…

273
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,840
‎這樣很多事都說得通

274
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,520
‎別鬧了

275
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,200
‎來啊

276
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,000
‎你怎麼辦到的？

277
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,800
‎你連跑都沒跑就累了？

278
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,040
‎我要繞過你

279
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,640
‎-對
‎-很遠

280
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,160
‎不要，你怎麼能…

281
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,960
‎-天啊
‎-算你衰

282
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,640
‎不要

283
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,200
‎快點跑啊

284
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,160
‎算你衰

285
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,600
‎-你可以…
‎-算你衰

286
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,120
‎算你衰

287
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840
‎-可以別再吼了嗎？
‎-算你衰

288
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,960
‎這就像跟野豬打球

289
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,600
‎-為什麼不去追球？
‎-我不知道球要滾到哪，我有在追

290
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,880
‎好，我跟你說我要打哪

291
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,920
‎下面，在那邊

292
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,040
‎在那邊

293
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,920
‎算你衰

294
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,080
‎小心牆

295
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,640
‎快點，就在那

296
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,760
‎-這樣有幫助嗎？
‎-沒有

297
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,520
‎-好
‎-假設什麼都幫不上忙

298
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,640
‎-好
‎-別吵就好

299
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,920
‎太誇張了

300
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,200
‎-好
‎-不是有氣泡嗎？

301
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,120
‎有嗎？

302
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,120
‎天啊

303
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,880
‎操

304
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,480
‎-我想吐
‎-噁心死了

305
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,600
‎天啊，不要這樣

306
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,400
‎天啊

307
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,880
‎-太噁心了
‎-什麼東西？

308
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,160
‎你還問我？

309
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,080
‎你剛…

310
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,000
‎別踩到跌倒

311
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,960
‎你吐在球場上
‎我要怎麼不踩到跌倒？

312
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,320
‎說真的，這…

313
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,280
‎這…

314
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,080
‎怎麼了？

315
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:11,760
‎深呼吸

316
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,160
‎糟了

317
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,920
‎糟了

318
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,400
‎糟了

319
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,240
‎說吧

320
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,840
‎說什麼？

321
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,240
‎笑我

322
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,240
‎我為什麼要笑？

323
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,840
‎這沒什麼，只是小小的警告，我沒事

324
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,760
‎-我的心臟怎麼會比你弱？
‎-你這很典型

325
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,320
‎-你太壓抑了
‎-我太壓抑？

326
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,240
‎你老是氣憤難耐

327
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,800
‎冷靜點，深呼吸

328
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,520
‎對，很好笑

329
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,520
‎你跟我有一樣的壓力和怒氣

330
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,480
‎但我會對人大吼
‎罵他們髒話、砸東西

331
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680
‎你全放在心裡，一定要有地方宣洩

332
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,240
‎這不公平

333
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,079
‎沒錯，人生就是不公平

334
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,119
‎然後你就掛了

335
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,119
‎我不抽煙，注意飲食

336
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,760
‎我做瑜珈、彼拉提斯、伸展

337
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,839
‎-幾乎不喝酒
‎-沒錯

338
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,880
‎這就是這一切的懲罰

339
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,760
‎說真的，你不需要一肩扛起所有重擔

340
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,720
‎老想著要取悅別人

341
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,280
‎你偶爾叫他們滾開也沒關係

342
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,200
‎你事事操心

343
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,800
‎工作、家庭、社交場合

344
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,680
‎你擔心我

345
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:44,000
‎這一切都是為了幫助我
‎結果你落得什麼下場

346
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,080
‎莉莎之死，所有的同情都落在我身上

347
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,160
‎她是你的姊姊

348
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,480
‎你因為我而無法讓自己情緒潰堤

349
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,720
‎你不讓自己哀悼
‎因為你擔心我接下來的舉動

350
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,640
‎所以…

351
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,160
‎感謝你

352
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,600
‎你在運動這方面簡直弱爆了

353
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,000
‎要開始了，很好

354
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,920
‎謝謝你好言相勸，東尼
‎我大概數到三句吧

355
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,160
‎幸好我們只是姻親

356
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,560
‎要不然我會覺得很丟臉

357
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,680
‎居然跟這種遜咖共享同樣的基因

358
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,080
‎太好了，還真有幫助

359
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,160
‎我們要訓練你，懂我意思嗎？

360
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,640
‎但要小心謹慎進行

361
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,920
‎壁球對現在醫學
‎認定的“弱小”來說太危險

362
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,840
‎我們先從插花開始

363
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,880
‎再一路前進到跳房子遊戲

364
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,200
‎-你之後會留著洋裝嗎？
‎-這不是洋裝，這叫病人袍

365
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,600
‎長袍就是洋裝，是小女孩的洋裝

366
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,920
‎他們以為你喜歡穿這樣

367
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,200
‎你要再讓我心臟病發嗎？

368
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,800
‎如果你繼續激怒我，這就是謀殺

369
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,000
‎他們說：“病人是女的吧？
‎看一下生殖器吧”

370
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,240
‎還是看不出來

371
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,720
‎給他穿洋裝吧
‎他們有幫你做子宮頸抹片檢查嗎？

372
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
‎他們來的時候不如順便做

373
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,280
‎-他們要做所有檢測，因為…
‎-你可以…我才剛心臟病發

374
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,600
‎-不要再給我壓力了
‎-冷靜下來

375
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,160
‎冷靜？如果我再發作，那就是你害的

376
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,160
‎你真過份，女士

377
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,080
‎-你沒別的地方可去？
‎-其實有

378
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,640
‎-很好
‎-我要去喝一杯

379
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,600
‎我還是可以喝
‎我的心臟很好，可以享樂

380
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,920
‎好，明天見

381
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,480
‎-希望不要
‎-烏鴉嘴，別這麼說

382
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,160
‎再見

383
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,280
‎你看起來不開心，小子

384
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,600
‎對

385
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,400
‎需要經驗老道的人給你指點迷津嗎？

386
00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:00,200
‎我沒辦法進演藝圈
‎我這種人就是沒辦法

387
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,720
‎-胖子嗎？
‎-不是

388
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,240
‎我是說住在小鎮的凡夫俗子

389
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,120
‎請到世上最爛的經紀人
‎他眼中的絕世好機會

390
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,440
‎竟然是在實境秀裝殘障

391
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,920
‎你這樣說可能沒錯

392
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,920
‎這可是頭一遭

393
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,600
‎-希望我說錯了
‎-你很精闢，孩子

394
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,120
‎不過誰會在意？

395
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,600
‎你要的東西這裡都有了

396
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,560
‎坦伯里是很迷人的小鎮

397
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,840
‎工作輕鬆，媽媽人好

398
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,080
‎-朋友好心，你
‎-同一句話回敬你

399
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240
‎來吧

400
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,360
‎何必當不真實的想紅明星呢？

401
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,920
‎娛樂圈最娛樂，不是嗎？

402
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,520
‎全都是變態戀童癖

403
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,240
‎我了解實際情況

404
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,400
‎你想說出了名，大家就會更尊敬你

405
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,160
‎大概是吧

406
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,440
‎對某些人有用
‎但你是我們這種標準窩囊廢

407
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,600
‎一旦紅過了，你會更慘

408
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,920
‎因為現在你是廢物，但世人並不知道

409
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,480
‎有道理

410
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,400
‎你不需要陌生人喜歡你

411
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,360
‎有人喜歡你真實的樣子

412
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,840
‎對

413
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,560
‎媽媽說不愛自己的人
‎無法期待別人愛你

414
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,160
‎-你媽很有智慧
‎-對

415
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,560
‎如果不是有蘭尼

416
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,760
‎我會粗暴地與她交媾

417
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,560
‎小子？

418
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,840
‎-敬你，夥伴
‎-好，我很愛你

419
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,640
‎-我也是
‎-好

420
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,680
‎真要命

421
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,240
‎-怎麼了？
‎-這讓人很沮喪，對不對？

422
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,600
‎我沒差

423
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,520
‎我每天都跟孤單老人一起工作

424
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,560
‎我好像可以誠懇地說

425
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,360
‎他們可能比我還快樂

426
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,760
‎不是，抱歉，這樣聽起來很可悲嗎？

427
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,480
‎不會，很好笑

428
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,800
‎超時加班、大家休假時替補的都是我

429
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,120
‎因為我覺得上班沮喪的程度

430
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,280
‎會比自己待在家來得小

431
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,000
‎然後你的出現就像一股清風

432
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,840
‎抱歉

433
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,400
‎我知道你還愛著莉莎

434
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,080
‎我很清楚，我也知道你會永遠愛下去

435
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,880
‎我想這大概是我還能坐在這…

436
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,560
‎向你掏心掏肺的原因

437
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,000
‎不會有奇怪的感覺或…

438
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,240
‎-沒錯
‎-對

439
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,720
‎-我在想我浪費了人生
‎-妳沒有

440
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,280
‎我知道這不是要你在乎的原因

441
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,360
‎我確實在乎

442
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,320
‎不是，我知道你在乎
‎但不是那種在乎

443
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,520
‎我只是覺得這不會是
‎你跟我在一起的原因

444
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
‎我知道

445
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,520
‎但我確實在乎妳

446
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,720
‎我也想要妳快樂

447
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,600
‎我今天碰到以前的老情人

448
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,880
‎誰？

449
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,400
‎我的大學同學
‎明顯是很久以前的事了

450
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,240
‎他離開去闖事業，我留在這忙我的事

451
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,760
‎總之

452
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,480
‎他說我們應該敘個舊

453
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,440
‎所以…

454
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,880
‎妳應該去

455
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,560
‎是嗎？要嗎？

456
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,640
‎一定要

457
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,000
‎我希望妳過得快樂

458
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,560
‎跟我以前一樣

459
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,760
‎很高興你好多了

460
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,960
‎我知道，還有…

461
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,560
‎生日快樂

462
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,640
‎謝謝

463
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,400
‎-乾杯
‎-嘿

464
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,320
‎嘿

465
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,360
‎-靠
‎-熱絡點了，對吧？

466
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,600
‎乖孩子

467
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,200
‎妳好

468
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,160
‎過來

469
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,160
‎對

470
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,440
‎-別吵牠
‎-我不會

471
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,800
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