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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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Dia ketuk pintu

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dan katanya buat pemeriksaan keselamatan
untuk orang macam saya.

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Ada minta kad pengenalan dia?

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Tak! Dia berpakaian seragam.
Lengkap bertopi keledar.

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- Adakah saya bodoh?
- Tak, langsung tak.

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Lalu dia masuk,

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dan saya buat teh untuk dia.

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Dia tanya tentang penggera,
tapi saya kata saya tak ada.

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Kunci pada pintu.

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Dia sangat meyakinkan
dan arif tentang kerjanya.

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Kemudian dia tanya tempat
barang kemas dan berharga.

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Saya kata saya tiada barang berharga

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tapi saya simpan duit pencen saya
selama beberapa tahun

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dan saya ada 500 paun dalam balang biskut.

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Dia minta saya tunjuk, jadi saya tunjuk.

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Dia kata, "Baguslah.
Pencuri takkan cari di sini."

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Kami kembali ke ruang tamu,

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dan dia minta izin ke tandas,
dia tentu ke sini dan curi…

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- Awak ada insurans?
- Tak.

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Saya takkan dapat balik duit itu.

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Mungkin dia guna beli dadah.

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Mungkin.

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Dah lapor kepada polis?

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Ya dan polis sahkan
dia bukan polis sebenar.

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Mereka kata tiada pegawai

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dengan tatu "Dibuat di Britain" pada dahi.

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- Tatu "Dibuat di Britain" pada kepalanya?
- Ya.

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- Ambil gambar.
- Ya.

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Bodohnya saya.

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Awak tak bodoh.

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- Dunia ini memang teruk.
- Senyum.

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Hidup memang tak adil, bukan?

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Orang tua tak patut rasa malu
kerana ditipu orang jahat.

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HADIAH

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Saya beli barang kejap.

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- Jumpa nanti.
- Jumpa nanti.

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RUMAH ORANG TUA AUTUMNAL LEAVES

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Saya bawa set catur.

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- Awak ingat!
- Salah seorang perlu.

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- Perlu apa?
- Ingat.

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Ingat apa?

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Letihnya.

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- Awak okey?
- Ya.

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Hari ini hari jadi saya.

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Yakah? Tak beritahu pun.

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- Hari biasa saja.
- Nak minum nanti?

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Tak perlulah.

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Kenapa, awak penaja saya?

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Okey. Kalau awak tak sibuk.

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Tak pernah sibuk. Tengok.

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Tak asingkan buah pun.

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Diam. Saya nak fokus.

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Tak. Ada buah di situ.

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Oh, bukan…

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- Lebih baik? Puas hati?
- Ya.

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Awak pula!

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Giliran awak.

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Saya nak mula dengan yang ini.

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Mengarut betul.

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Baiklah. Semua diam. Semua dah hadir.

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Pesta Tambury yang besar.

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Saya akan jadi pengacara pesta.

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Saya dah sediakan kostum.
Seluar kulit dan cemeti.

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- Kostum apa?
- Pedagang hamba.

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Zaman dulu ramai pedagang hamba.

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Kita akan sediakan satu tempat
dengan sasaran.

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Orang pukul bola lalu
ahli sihir tenggelam dalam air.

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June akan jadi ahli sihir.

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Ya. Ahli sihir cinta.

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Kita perlukan sukarelawan
untuk jadi orang-orang

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dan awak akan dibaling
dengan tomato dan telur busuk.

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- James.
- Tak. Saya tak nak.

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Ini kerja amal.

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Sesiapa boleh buat. Saya pelakon mahir.

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Aduhai.

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Baik, pelakon mahir, awak nak jadi apa?

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Perlu jadi sesuatu yang klasik
dari zaman dulu.

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- Jadi anak bukit?
- Sesuai.

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Anak bukit itu apa?

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Ia ikut gaya lama, bukan? Entahlah.

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- Macam bukit kecil.
- Bagaimana jadi bukit?

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Kami baringkan awak,
lumur dengan lumpur dan rumput…

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Letak bunga sikit.

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Bunga kecil di sekeliling awak. Cantik.

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Orang lalu dan kata, "Oh, anak bukit!"

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Celaka. Tak nak jadi bukit!

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Jaga bahasa!

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Tak sangka itu idea awak untuk saya!

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Awak ejen saya.

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Saya tahu awak tak boleh dapatkan
kerja sebenar.

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Tapi mencadangkan saya
dilumur lumpur di tempat awam?

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Tak sangka.

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Maaf kamu perlu dengar.
Dia macam lembu liar.

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- Dia sembelit.
- Jangan beri alasan!

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Awak silap, James.

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Sebab saya jumpa kerja untuk awak.

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- Saya memang nak beritahu nanti.
- Baiklah. Apa?

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Pernah tonton rancangan The Undateable?

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Tak. Apa itu?

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Orang berjanji temu dan
lihat jika serasi. Menarik.

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Rancangan realiti?

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Ya, tapi ia hebat!

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Bukan kerja lakon profesional.

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Itu yang menariknya.

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Ia untuk orang yang
tiada pasangan janji temu

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sebab mereka cacat atau hilang upaya.

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- Apa kaitan dengan saya?
- Saya cerita tentang saiz badan awak.

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- Tentulah.
- Tapi itu tak cukup.

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Jadi saya kata…

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"Dia terencat akal."

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Celaka!

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Apa?

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Saya takkan
ke rancangan janji temu realiti

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pura-pura terencat akal
sebab awak tak dapat carikan kerja.

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Dia memang degil. Ia kerja.

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Ia bukan kerja!

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Ia pura-pura jadi kurang upaya.

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- Berlakon ialah berpura-pura!
- Apa awak cakap pada mereka?

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Saya tak sebut secara spesifik.
Ini impian setiap pelakon!

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Tengok Daniel Day-Lewis dalam
My Left Foot. Kenapa dengannya?

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- Entah.
- Tiada sesiapa peduli.

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Rain Man. Apa pelakonnya buat?

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Bukannya susah!

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- Sudahlah.
- Awak pelakon!

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Sudah. Ia menyakitkan hati.
Awak menjelikkan.

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Saya buat.

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Awak tak sesuai.
Awak memang agak mental.

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Betul juga.

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AKHBAR TAMBURY

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Saya ada bungkusan untuk Kath.

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Saya tandatangan.

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Saya boleh tandatangan jika mahu.

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- Tak apa. Boleh.
- Saya Kath.

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Naik motosikal?

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Tak, saya gugup dalam bas.

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- Pandai buat kelakar.
- Motosikal Honda.

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Baiklah. Sopan.

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- Awak wartawan?
- Itu karma saya.

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Apa maksudnya?

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Tak ada apa.

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Ya, wartawan.

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Saya jual iklan
untuk letak sebelah artikel.

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Kerja yang makan masa,

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tapi hasilnya amat memuaskan.

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Saya tak kisah kerja sampai lewat malam
sebab saya bujang.

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Muda, bebas dan bujang.

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- Nak minum sama nanti?
- Ya, nak.

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Hai.

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- Okey?
- Hai.

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- Saya bawakan kek, sayang.
- Terima kasih.

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- Habislah diet.
- Ya.

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Tak muat baju kahwin nanti.

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Saya tak kisah.
Buat gaun sendiri bersaiz lebih besar.

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Buat gaun kahwin sendiri?

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- Ya, jimat duit.
- Itu sangat menyedihkan.

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Kenapa?

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Tak cukup duit untuk
hari terpenting dalam hidup.

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Duit saya cukup-cukup makan saja.

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Cinta mengatasi duit. Ini gaun saja.

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- Saya tiada duit atau cinta.
- Semua orang sayang awak.

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Bagaimana dengan saya?

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Manusia dicipta berpasangan.

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Pasangan janji temu fikir saya bebal.

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Bermegah dengan ilmu puisinya,
mengutuk Kipling.

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Saya suka kek Kipling.
Tempah untuk majlis nanti.

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Mungkin dia pura-pura fikir awak bebal

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sebab tak suka awak.

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- Awak tahu jika dia suka.
- Bagaimana?

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Awak boleh rasa.
Dia akan bertimbang rasa dan prihatin.

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Dia akan tunjuk minat,
bukan sekadar berbudi bahasa.

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Dia automatik akan bersopan.

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Senyum apabila pandang awak,
jadi malu-malu.

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Dia ambilkan barang awak jika jatuh
supaya boleh dekat.

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Jika jumpa lagi,

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Lihat jika dia senyum, malu-malu
dan kutipkan barang.

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Lenny beritahu
tentang duit insurans hayat.

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Betul.

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Dia belum tuntut kerana
tak nak dalam situasi ini.

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Ya, Tuhan, romantiknya.

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Ya, tapi wang itu
bukan simbolik bagi Lisa.

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Duit hanya untuk perbelanjaan.

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Lisa wanita indah yang
awak kongsi hidup bersama.

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Dia dalam hati awak.

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Dia ambil insurans hayat supaya
awak tak perlu bimbang.

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Paling tidak tuntutlah daripada
syarikat insurans. Nikmatinya.

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Habiskan di kasino jika mahu.

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Tapi jika awak tak guna,

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sia-sia saja masa Lisa.

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Saya nak awak hidup, Tony.

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Bukan untuk bunuh diri atau menunggu ajal,

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tapi hidup.

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Hiduplah seolah-olah tiada esok,

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kemudian bangun dan
ada esok lalu ulanginya.

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Buatlah apa-apa saja
asalkan nikmati hidup sepenuhnya.

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dan nikmati setiap saat.

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Jika awak tak nak cuba, saya pula?

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Saya duduk di bangku ini setiap hari,

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sendirian,

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berharap ada orang yang akan faham.

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Awaklah orangnya.

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Situasi kita sama.
Awak kehilangan seseorang.

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Ini tanah perkuburan, jadi kemungkinan…

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Awak masih fikir, dengar
dan buat orang ketawa,

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buat mereka rasa penting
sebab ada orang mendengar.

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Saya cuma nak awak cari sesuatu
yang buat awak nak bangun pagi.

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Saya masih begitu.

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Saya tahu Stan tiada pengganti
tapi saya takkan putus asa

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dan satu-satunya yang buat saya risau
sekarang ialah awak tak gembira.

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Harapan yang penting.

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Awak berhak

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merindui Lisa, bersedih dan marah.

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Saya tak sanggup fikir
awak hidup tanpa harapan.

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Itu yang paling sedih.

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Menyerah.

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Beritahu saya,

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awak masih ada harapan.

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Ada.

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Tapi,

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saya takkan cari pengganti Lisa.

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Saya sedar saya…

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saya tak mahu.

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Tapi saya nak cari sebab untuk hidup.

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Itu yang pasti.

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Terkejut saya, awak memang pantas.

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Apa maksud awak?

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Baru jumpa dan awak terus ajak minum.

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Saya sangka itu yang awak nak.

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Betul.

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Awak ada Parkinson?

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Tak.

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- Emma?
- Ya?

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Saya Jack.

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Jack. Jack! Ya, Tuhan!

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- Maaf tak perasan. Lama tak jumpa.
- Ya.

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Dah 30 tahun. Ya.

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Tengok, dulu saya ada rambut.

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- Betul!
- Ya.

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Awak apa khabar?

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00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,560
Ya, tahulah…

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Ya.

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- Awak dah berkahwin? Ada anak?
- Belum.

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Awak pula?

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Saya dan bercerai.
Tiada anak. Memang gagal.

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00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,840
Apa awak buat sekarang?

246
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,720
Jururawat di rumah orang tua.

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Baguslah.

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Awak?

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Saya import wain.

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Bagus.

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Kita patut jumpa.

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Tak apa. Saya akan beri nombor saya.

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- Itu dia. Nombor saya.
- Terima kasih.

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- Seronok dapat jumpa awak lagi.
- Awak pun sama.

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KELAB SKUASY TAMBURY

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Baiklah.

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Tak boleh minum bir sebelum main.

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Bolehlah. Jom.

259
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,880
- Awak bawa bir sekali?
- Jika saya haus.

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Mengarut.

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Helo.

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- Hai.
- Teruknya. Ya, Tuhan.

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Baiklah.

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- Okey, sedia?
- Ya.

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- Kosong kosong.
- Puting.

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Okey, semula.

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00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,680
- Oh, ya.
- Jom.

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Jangan jerit "puting" sebelum servis.

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- Kalau saya sakit Tourette?
- Awak…

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Masuk akal.

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Aduhai, biar betul.

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Macam itulah!

273
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,000
Bagaimana awak main?

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00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,800
Awak tak lari pun. Penat?

275
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Perlu pusing awak.

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- Yalah itu.
- Jauh.

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Tak!

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- Aduhai.
- Malang sungguh!

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Biar betul!

280
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Lekas! Lari!

281
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,160
Malang betul!

282
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,600
- Oh, boleh awak…
- Malang betul!

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Malang betul!

284
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840
- Boleh berhenti menjerit?
- Malang.

285
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,960
Macam main dengan khinzir liar.

286
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,600
- Kenapa tak kejar?
- Saya tak tahu arahnya.

287
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,880
Saya akan cakap arah saya pukul.

288
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,920
Di bawah sana! Sana!

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Sana!

290
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,920
Malang!

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Jaga dinding.

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Pergi berdiri di sana.

293
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- Membantu atau tak?
- Tak.

294
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- Okey.
- Tiada apa membantu.

295
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- Okey.
- Diam.

296
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Mengarut.

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- Ya.
- Rasa bergas, bukan?

298
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,120
Yakah?

299
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Ya, Tuhan.

300
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Aduhai.

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- Rasa berangin.
- Jijik.

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Ya, Tuhan. Sudahlah.

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Ya, Tuhan!

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- Jijiknya.
- Apa?

305
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,160
Apa?

306
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,080
Apa awak…

307
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Jangan tergelincir.

308
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,960
Ia di tengah gelanggang!
Macam mana saya nak terlepas?

309
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,320
Jujur, ia…

310
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,280
Ia…

311
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,080
Kenapa?

312
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Tarik nafas.

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Alamak.

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00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,920
Alamak.

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Alamak.

316
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,240
Buatlah.

317
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,840
Apa?

318
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Ketawa.

319
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,240
Kenapa nak ketawa?

320
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,840
Tak ada apa-apa. Amaran saja. Saya okey.

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00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,760
- Kenapa jantung saya lebih lemah?
- Mudah.

322
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,320
- Awak pendam perasaan.
- Pendam?

323
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,240
Awak yang macam bebola api.

324
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,800
Bertenang. Bernafas.

325
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,520
Yalah itu.

326
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,520
Tekanan dan rasa marah awak
sama macam saya,

327
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,520
tapi saya herdik, kutuk orang
dan pecahkan barang.

328
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680
Awak pendam semua. Ia perlu diluahkan.

329
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,240
Ini tak adil.

330
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,080
Tak. Hidup memang tak adil.

331
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,120
Kemudian awak mati.

332
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,120
Saya tak merokok. Saya jaga makan.

333
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,760
Saya buat yoga, Pilates, regangan.

334
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,840
- Jarang minum arak.
- Itulah.

335
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,880
Ini hukuman bagi semua itu.

336
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,760
Awak tak perlu menderita kerana
fikir terlalu banyak masalah,

337
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,720
cuba puaskan hati semua orang.

338
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,240
Orang okey saja jika
awak suruh mereka berambus.

339
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,200
Awak risau tentang semua.

340
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,800
Di tempat kerja, di rumah, majlis sosial.

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Awak risaukan saya.

342
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:44,000
Semua ini untuk bantu saya
dan lihatlah akibatnya.

343
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,080
Saya tahu semua orang simpati
pada saya kerana Lisa.

344
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Dia kakak kamu.

345
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,480
Awak tak mampu untuk berpisah kerana saya.

346
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,720
Awak tak boleh sedih risau
saya bertindak melulu.

347
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,640
Jadi…

348
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,160
terima kasih.

349
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,600
Awak memang sangat lemah bersukan.

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00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,000
Itu dia. Baguslah.

351
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,920
Terima kasih atas dorongan.
Adalah dalam tiga saya kira.

352
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,160
Saya lega hubungan kita sekadar ipar

353
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,560
kerana saya tentu malu

354
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,680
berkongsi genetik dengan
makhluk lemah seperti awak.

355
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,080
Baguslah, membantu.

356
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,640
Kita perlu bina kekuatan awak.
Secara perlahan-lahan dan berhati-hati.

357
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,920
Skuasy terlalu berbahaya
untuk orang yang lembik.

358
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,840
Kita mula dengan aktiviti gubah bunga

359
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,880
dan seterusnya main teng-teng.

360
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,200
- Awak simpan baju itu selepas ini?
- Bukan baju. Ini gaun.

361
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,600
Sama saja. Baju kanak-kanak perempuan.

362
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,920
Mereka pakaikan baju
yang mungkin awak suka.

363
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,200
Nak saya kena serangan jantung lagi?

364
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,800
Jika awak terus begini, ia jadi kes bunuh.

365
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,240
"Dia wanita, bukan?" Periksa kemaluan."
Masih tak pasti.

366
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,720
Pakaikan gaun. Ada buat ujian calitan?

367
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080
Lebih baik buat, sementara mereka ada.

368
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,280
- Mereka patut uji semua.
- Saya kena serangan jantung lagi.

369
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,600
- Jangan buat saya tertekan!
- Tenang.

370
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,160
Tenang? Jika kena serangan jantung lagi,
salah awak.

371
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,160
Berani awak?

372
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,080
- Awak tak ada tempat lain nak pergi?
- Ada.

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00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,560
- Bagus.
- Saya nak keluar minum.

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00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,600
Masih boleh minum.
Jantung sihat. Boleh berseronok.

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00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,920
Okey. Jumpa esok.

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00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,480
- Harapnya tak.
- Jangan cakap begitu.

377
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,160
Jumpa lagi.

378
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,120
Awak nampak sedih.

379
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,600
Ya.

380
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,400
Nak nasihat daripada orang lebih tua?

381
00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:00,200
Saya takkan berjaya dalam dunia hiburan.
Bukan untuk orang macam saya.

382
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,720
- Orang gemuk?
- Tak!

383
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,240
Orang biasa yang tinggal di bandar kecil

384
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,960
dengan ejen teruk yang fikir peluang hebat

385
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,880
ialah pura-pura jadi
kurang upaya dalam rancangan realiti.

386
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,920
Mungkin betul.

387
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Pertama kalinya.

388
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,600
- Selalu saya yang silap.
- Betul.

389
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,120
Siapa peduli?

390
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,600
Awak ada semua yang perlu.

391
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,680
Tambury bandar yang bagus.

392
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,120
Kerja mudah. Ibu yang baik.

393
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,080
- Kawan yang baik. Awak.
- Awak pun sama.

394
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,240
Aduhai.

395
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,360
Kenapa nak hidup pura-pura?

396
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,000
Industri hiburan penuh nista.

397
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,520
Ramai pedofil.

398
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,240
Saya tahu realitinya.

399
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,400
Awak fikir jika awak terkenal,
orang akan lebih menghormati awak.

400
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,160
Betul cakap awak.

401
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,440
Ada yang berjaya, tapi orang macam kami,

402
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,600
lama-lama awak sedar dan terima.

403
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,920
Sekarang awak memang orang yang gagal,
tapi dunia tak tahu.

404
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,480
Betul juga.

405
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,400
Tak perlu penghormatan orang asing.

406
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,360
Ada orang terima awak seadanya.

407
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,840
Ya.

408
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,560
Mak kata jangan mengharap sayang
jika tak sayang diri.

409
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,160
- Mak awak bijak.
- Betul.

410
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,560
Jika tiada Lenny,

411
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,760
dah tentu saya akan meniduri mak awak.

412
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,560
Hei?

413
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,840
- Minumlah.
- Ya. Sayang awak.

414
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,640
- Awak juga.
- Ya.

415
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,680
Menjengkelkan.

416
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,240
- Apa?
- Ini menyedihkan, bukan?

417
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,920
Saya tak ambil hati..

418
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,520
Saya bekerja dengan
orang tua yang kesunyian

419
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,560
dan saya rasa sejujurnya

420
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,360
mereka lebih gembira daripada saya.

421
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,760
Sungguh! Maaf, bunyinya menyedihkan?

422
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,480
Tak. Kelakar.

423
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,800
Saya selalu kerja lebih masa
dan gantikan staf lain

424
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,120
sebab saya rasa bekerja
kurangkan rasa murung

425
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,280
daripada duduk di rumah.

426
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,000
Kemudian, awak hadir ibarat
udara yang menyegarkan.

427
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,840
Maaf.

428
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,400
Saya tahu awak masih cintai Lisa.

429
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,080
Awak sedang dan
sentiasa akan mencintai dia.

430
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,880
Saya rasa sebab itu
saya boleh duduk di sini dan…

431
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,560
Luahkan perasaan saya,

432
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,000
tanpa sebarang akibat buruk atau…

433
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,240
- Sudah tentu.
- Ya.

434
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,720
- Saya dah sia-siakan hidup saya.
- Awak belum.

435
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,280
Itu bukan sebab untuk awak peduli.

436
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,360
Saya peduli.

437
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,400
Saya tahu awak peduli
tapi tak lebih sekadar kawan.

438
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,520
Ia bukan sebab untuk awak bersama saya.

439
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
Saya tahu.

440
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,520
Tapi saya ambil berat.

441
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,720
Saya nak awak gembira.

442
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,600
Saya terserempak
dengan bekas kekasih tadi…

443
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,880
Siapa?

444
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,400
Kami belajar di kolej yang sama.
Lama dulu.

445
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,240
Dia kejar impiannya dan
saya tinggal di sini buat kerja saya.

446
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,760
Apa-apa pun,

447
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,480
dia kata kami patut jumpa.

448
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,440
Jadi…

449
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,880
Awak patut jumpa.

450
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,560
Ya? Patutkah?

451
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,640
Sudah tentu.

452
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,000
Saya nak awak gembira.

453
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,600
Macam saya dulu.

454
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,760
Baguslah awak makin baik.

455
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,960
Saya tahu dan…

456
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,560
Selamat hari jadi!

457
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,640
Terima kasih.

458
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,400
- Minum.
- Hei!

459
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,320
Hei!

460
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,360
- Aduhai.
- Baru rasa seronok.

461
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,600
Anjing baik.

462
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,200
Helo.

463
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,160
Jom!

464
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,160
Ya.

465
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,440
- Jangan ganggu ia.
- Taklah.

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00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,760
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Farhana Syazwani