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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎東尼

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‎幹

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‎我的心跳已經到140下了

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‎對，我看得出來

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‎好極了

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‎來吧

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‎這給你

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‎-謝了
‎-好嗎？

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‎對，很好，你呢？

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‎對，很好，狗怎樣？

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‎-狗怎樣？
‎-對，肯定躺在沙發休息

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‎對，牠很好

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‎好極了，對了
‎你問我的女友過得好不好

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‎-你的女友過得好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎在我們說話的同時
‎被書商安迪諾里斯從後面上

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‎好

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‎再見

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‎（秋葉安老院）

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‎今天外頭又是好天氣

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‎也許該出去散散步

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‎昨晚真不好意思，顯然與妳無關

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‎我只是…我受不了別人插手

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‎沒事

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‎這一切都是不得已的，在大庭廣眾…

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‎今晚想喝點東西嗎？就我們倆？

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‎-不了
‎-真的嗎？

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‎開玩笑的，我當然想喝東西

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‎想去哪喝？

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‎哪都不去，我在沙發上喝

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‎好，也許我可以過去坐在附近的沙發

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‎對

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‎-有琴酒嗎？
‎-應有盡有

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‎-通寧水？
‎-有酒精的都有

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‎-我會帶通寧水
‎-好

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‎-檸檬呢？
‎-沒有

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‎我會帶檸檬

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‎-你還好嗎？
‎-你是我兒子嗎？

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‎好像什麼都沒變，是吧？

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‎-什麼？
‎-爸

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‎晚點見

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‎現在還早，才9點15分

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‎要喝杯茶嗎？

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‎好啊，有何不可？

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‎沒有我的位置？

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‎我們正要走

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‎好

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‎要去什麼好地方嗎？

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‎-去喝杯茶
‎-好極了

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‎好

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‎再見

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‎-你沒事吧？
‎-那當然

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‎對了，我不會取代斯坦

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‎-什麼意思？
‎-我跟安妮

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‎我們仍全心全意懷念另一半

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‎只是現在，我們…

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‎一起懷念他們

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‎你也想要兩個孤單的人幸福吧？

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‎對

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‎我不覺得你曾捫心自問過

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‎“我希望他們過世的伴侶不介意”

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‎當然不會

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‎所以為什麼你要限制自己？

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‎又是孤單一人

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‎沒關係

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‎妳懂我，我不是會抱怨的人

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‎我還是很想妳

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‎應該永遠走不出來了

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‎我不夠堅強

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‎沒有妳我辦不到

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‎我還在經歷…哀傷的階段

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‎否認這部分最棘手

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‎我從沒否認妳不在了

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‎我否認的是

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‎自己有精神疾病

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‎即使出現自殺念頭
‎我從沒認為自己有毛病

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‎我認為那是明智之舉

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‎大家覺得我沒想清楚
‎這點讓我很生氣

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‎我最近才發現自己生病了

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‎我猜那是康復的一線曙光

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‎跟妳講話

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‎感覺很好

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‎抱歉，昨晚那樣結束

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‎但我沒那個心情

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‎我不知道你為什麼要批評莉莎

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‎沒人批評麗莎

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‎我們不希望艾瑪相較之下
‎覺得自己很沒用

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‎怎麼會？她不是我的新任妻子

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‎不是，但她是人，她是好人

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‎-我們在你離開後跟她說的
‎-那就好

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‎我同時拿著仙人掌
‎去砸看到斑馬線不停的車子

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‎太好了，等我接到電話
‎你就負責報導這個

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‎-這就是你的下場
‎-什麼下場？

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‎我一開始就不想參加聚會
‎我是為了你

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‎-因為你想增加生活樂趣
‎-對，是我的錯

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‎-我們都得到教訓了，是不是？
‎-怎樣的教訓？

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‎永遠不要幫助任何人

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‎太好了，真棒的一課

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‎我說真的，東尼
‎你要想辦法處理你的怒氣

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‎總有一天你會被害死，或害死別人

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‎為什麼不透過運動發洩？
‎你以前很常運動

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‎你現在放棄自己了

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‎每晚熬夜喝酒，誰知道還有什麼

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‎運動對你有好處

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‎我放棄自己了，對

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‎這麼說好了，我喝完半罐威士忌

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‎在運動方面還是能贏你

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‎-別傻了
‎-我當然可以

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‎-比什麼？何時？
‎-桌球？

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‎-好
‎-真的？

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‎-真的
‎-不用一直跑，是吧？

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‎不用，沒關係
‎不用你操心，要賭錢嗎？

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‎-要嗎？
‎-幹嘛不要？

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‎-100英鎊
‎-不行，這樣太…

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‎好，可以，那就100鎊，要賭就來

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‎我來聯絡球拍運動俱樂部
‎他們有桌球桌，抱歉，對了

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‎這位是柯琳，新來的實習生
‎她是來接珊迪的，這位是東尼

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-其實不太好

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‎我難過得要命

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‎從基層做起
‎我之前一路做到管理階層

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‎-妳之前做什麼？
‎-在超商

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‎但在疫情期間倒了
‎所以有工作我就做

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‎薪水很差，我也不知道自己在幹嘛

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‎那我們情況一樣

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‎是嗎？你跟酒鬼媽媽一起住

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‎爸爸在牢裡蹲
‎因為揍了偷吃你豆腐的舅舅？

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‎看你要不要指點她一下…

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‎也對

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‎妳想看我們採訪換偶人士嗎？

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‎什麼意思？

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‎-妳說換偶人士嗎？
‎-全部，我一個字也聽不懂

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‎我是報社記者，妳知道吧？

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‎所以我會去找有有趣故事的人

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‎-好，為什麼？
‎-為什麼？

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‎對

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‎為什麼要找他們？
‎還是為什麼要做這件事？

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‎都是

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‎反正跟我們走就對了

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‎我是傑夫，這是我的伴侶薇拉

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‎嗨，感謝你們邀請我們

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‎所以換偶俱樂部是怎樣的？

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‎-有趣
‎-對

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‎-透過性愛
‎-對

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‎我在火葬場工作，那裡很

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‎無聊，所以我喜歡放鬆自己

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‎他變得很沮喪

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‎我是說…很壓抑

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‎-一定要宣洩出來
‎-對

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‎對

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‎所以我們開始這件事
‎光明正大，年齡合法

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‎年齡老早就合法了

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‎對，全都是雙方同意
‎我們什麼都會問過才做

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‎不作怪搗亂，百分之百安全

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‎一定會用保險套

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‎不錄影或拍照

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‎我們稱之為賭城俱樂部

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‎在賭城發生的事留在賭城，聽過嗎？

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‎有，但你們可以接受報紙報導？

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‎對，我們可以接受

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‎但我不會給你們其他成員的照片

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‎他們不想要的話
‎我不希望他們在街上被認出來

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‎那是很溫馨的私人俱樂部
‎專門給想找樂子的人

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‎我再三強調，這一點都不奇怪

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‎這實質上是慶典

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‎懂嗎？慶祝分享身體

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‎但如果有人不想要全套的性愛

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‎那也沒關係

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‎就像我們的波登太太

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‎她喜歡傑夫用摸的

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‎她好喜歡

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‎這由她決定

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‎而她的先生諾曼喜歡什麼都上

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‎-例如什麼？
‎-不要問

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‎-不能問？
‎-假陽具

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‎-好
‎-主要是這個

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‎他帶自己的，沒用在其他人身上過

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‎衛生至上，這你們可以寫

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‎好

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‎所以要怎麼加入？

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‎來就行了，不用加入

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‎第一次可以用看的，有個概念

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‎-你想加入嗎？
‎-不用，謝謝

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‎-不用，我沒有…不用
‎-確定嗎？

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‎-確定
‎-這樣啊，很歡迎你大駕光臨

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‎我們有各種對象任君挑選
‎如果你是擔心這個

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‎連中國小子都有

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‎可愛的金，他節奏很快，對吧？

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‎超快的，祝他好運

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‎總之，如傑夫所說
‎你要的話也可以看就好

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‎-不了
‎-對，就像瑪麗畢多

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‎願她安息

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‎她受限於輪椅

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‎但我們都會把她放在角落，讓她看

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‎她也只能這樣

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‎她可以自己來

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‎對，她有一隻手功能正常

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‎-你們想拍照嗎？
‎-好

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‎笑一個

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‎太好了

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-嗨

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‎-嘿
‎-嘿

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‎換偶人士怎麼樣？

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‎很可怕

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‎我一直想說

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‎“不好意思，幹嘛跟我們說這個？”

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00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,640
‎“自己知道就好，太詭異了”

207
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,440
‎至少他們有生活

208
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,400
‎我一無所有

209
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,320
‎我連男友都沒有，我他媽根本不挑啊

210
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,640
‎不用急

211
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,480
‎我30幾歲才認識我太太

212
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,920
‎-你太太不是過世了？
‎-對

213
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,320
‎很遺憾

214
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,520
‎謝了

215
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,800
‎我沒在找對象，但她就在那

216
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,640
‎我住在洗衣店樓上的爛套房

217
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,840
‎每天都能聽到洗衣機運轉，全天不停

218
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,800
‎如果不是莉莎，我現在應該還住那

219
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,120
‎我不曾有錢過，她賺的比我多很多

220
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,000
‎她爸借我們錢付房子頭期款

221
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,520
‎我們在她生病前還清房貸

222
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,160
‎如果沒有那間房，我現在會住在橋下

223
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,080
‎可能還是比我好

224
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,400
‎我有套房就心滿意足了

225
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,200
‎我在找公寓，但手頭很緊

226
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,840
‎妳搬去跟東尼住就行了
‎他獨享一間舒適的大房子

227
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,840
‎-謝了，凱絲
‎-我不想

228
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,640
‎她不想，為什麼？

229
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,400
‎我不是需要地方住
‎我是需要地方自己住

230
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,960
‎我要獨立生活，只是…

231
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,600
‎我覺得自己很廢

232
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,240
‎-我等下要去看屋，你要去嗎？
‎-我幹嘛去？

233
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,880
‎我覺得他們會說服我

234
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920
‎所以妳需要滿頭白髮的中年胖子？

235
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,920
‎對

236
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,640
‎我跟妳去

237
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,200
‎我一直覺得自己能成為優秀的房仲

238
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,360
‎-一定可以
‎-知道原因嗎？

239
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,400
‎-冷漠無情
‎-值得信任

240
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,160
‎大家看得出來我知道自己在說什麼

241
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,240
‎他們看不出來

242
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,280
‎對，我打給那個誰，寫小說那個靈媒

243
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,040
‎她同意接諮詢

244
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,440
‎她是看手相、水晶球還是什麼？

245
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,040
‎她說會看妳的氣場，告訴妳該做什麼

246
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,400
‎我希望兩個有天賦的人
‎能力不會互相抵銷

247
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,760
‎什麼天賦？

248
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,800
‎我會通靈

249
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,920
‎是嗎？

250
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
‎不會

251
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,280
‎-你怎麼知道？
‎-胡說的吧？

252
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,320
‎-妳不相信那些鬼話吧？
‎-什麼？

253
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,520
‎超自然、靈媒、算命

254
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,560
‎很難說

255
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,040
‎一定有神奇的地方

256
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,440
‎如果是騙局就違法了
‎而且他們賺很大

257
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,640
‎對，但如果真的有效

258
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,840
‎他們只要每週買樂透
‎就會變成億萬富翁

259
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,840
‎你說的有道理

260
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,600
‎我覺得這是給有所期待的人

261
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,120
‎-嗨
‎-你好

262
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,960
‎抱歉遲到了
‎有個老太婆被人發現掛了

263
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,880
‎所以用餐空間、客廳

264
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,920
‎廚房

265
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,640
‎臥房

266
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,520
‎伸手可及

267
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,360
‎我家的廚房距離房間超遠

268
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,080
‎我租得起的地方就是這種？

269
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,040
‎妳的租金只能租這種大小

270
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,320
‎這個區域也很便宜
‎所以比妳在其他地區能租的還大

271
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,000
‎這個區怎麼樣？

272
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,720
‎說到這…

273
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,320
‎我通常不會提這個

274
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:45,520
‎這裡都是便宜餐館
‎外帶速食，所以妳知道…

275
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,280
‎-天啊
‎-對

276
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,840
‎好，我們先走以免…

277
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,200
‎-很好
‎-好，再見

278
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,120
‎-不行，我送你們出去
‎-好

279
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,600
‎-好
‎-很好

280
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,120
‎好，我們再約時間，行嗎？
‎把細節談清楚

281
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,600
‎（《坦伯里報章》）

282
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,720
‎不好嗎？

283
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,240
‎很壓迫

284
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,760
‎他來了

285
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,800
‎我寫了電視專欄
‎全都是西蒙高維爾最新的臉孔

286
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,680
‎-謝了
‎-這是哪位？

287
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320
‎柯琳，這位是肯

288
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120
‎為什麼悶悶不樂？

289
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,120
‎要從哪說起？
‎我30歲還跟酒鬼媽媽住

290
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,920
‎薪水爛透了，所以唯一能獨立的方法

291
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,960
‎就是住在店面樓上的破爛房間

292
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,440
‎抱怨個沒完，我還以為她停不下來

293
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,040
‎如果妳無家可歸的話
‎我的辦公室樓上有公寓

294
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,360
‎怎樣？是空的嗎？

295
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,480
‎對，我用來面試年輕人的，哭哭

296
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,480
‎還是尻尻，你應該懂我意思

297
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,520
‎-我應該知道
‎-你就這樣說出來

298
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,800
‎新冠肺炎疫情來襲我就停了，好可怕

299
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,160
‎我比較喜歡愛滋病
‎起碼知道是哪得來的

300
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,040
‎要做那件你知道的事

301
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,359
‎新冠病毒？

302
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,480
‎某個混蛋
‎經過你身邊，咳一聲你就中了

303
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,200
‎我就是，我是高風險族群，氣喘

304
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,839
‎我以前是愛滋高風險
‎那是因為我喜歡被肛

305
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,800
‎我的選擇

306
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,800
‎總之，妳要的話，公寓給妳

307
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,640
‎如果是我的話，我會換床單

308
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,119
‎再見

309
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,040
‎再見，肯

310
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720
‎-你好
‎-嗨

311
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,840
‎通寧水

312
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,640
‎還有一顆檸檬

313
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600
‎謝了

314
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,000
‎-今天順利嗎？
‎-還可以

315
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,360
‎妳好，小美女

316
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,960
‎好漂亮，妳好啊，小美女

317
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,480
‎妳好，對，要親親嗎？誰最乖？

318
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,040
‎幹嘛？

319
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,480
‎-沒事，別忘了放檸檬
‎-我不會忘記檸檬

320
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,840
‎-這是誰？
‎-萊諾

321
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,560
‎對，萊諾，我現在不能切它了吧？

322
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,880
‎也不能把它丟掉

323
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,440
‎別鬧了

324
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320
‎不要在水果和蔬菜上畫臉了

325
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,520
‎我幫妳調了琴通寧

326
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,120
‎我不曉得妳要怎樣加檸檬
‎我拿點冰塊給妳

327
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,040
‎好

328
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,520
‎-你在上面畫臉？
‎-那是萊諾

329
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,440
‎掛了

330
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,040
‎-拿冰塊了嗎？
‎-對

331
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560
‎-只有我
‎-要死了，肯，你不敲門的嗎？

332
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,280
‎放心吧，我不想看妳，相信我

333
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,360
‎我會常出現在這，妳放心

334
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,320
‎我們會變閨密

335
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,000
‎我在辦公室好無聊，沒什麼事要找他

336
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,760
‎這個地方我能說的故事

337
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,960
‎滿滿的都是回憶，真的很滿

338
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,240
‎把那條毛巾丟掉

339
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,400
‎好，我讓妳繼續忙，先閃

340
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,840
‎-你好嗎，布萊恩？
‎-沒得抱怨

341
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,040
‎你來找詹姆士？

342
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,960
‎-那個臭小子在哪？
‎-他在洗澡，你進來吧

343
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,920
‎-搞什麼？
‎-你好嗎，小子？

344
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,320
‎-媽？
‎-怎麼了，親愛的？

345
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,840
‎-我在洗澡
‎-真乖

346
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,480
‎這裡的蒸氣也太大了吧？

347
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,120
‎對，我說過他泡的水太熱
‎對蛋蛋不好

348
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,280
‎會不孕呢

349
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,880
‎介意我看嗎？

350
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,360
‎對，真的很紅，兄弟

351
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,800
‎對，泡冷水吧，詹姆士

352
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,040
‎可以不要討論我的蛋蛋嗎？它們沒事

353
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,560
‎要吃蛋糕嗎，布萊恩？

354
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,440
‎-好啊，麻煩妳，謝謝
‎-詹姆士呢？

355
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,520
‎-我在泡澡
‎-這樣是要還不要？

356
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,560
‎什麼蛋糕？

357
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,240
‎巧克力蛋糕，上面灑巧克力雪花

358
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,080
‎那我要吃，麻煩妳

359
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,640
‎我一定要自己住

360
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,160
‎-為什麼？
‎-什麼為什麼？

361
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,320
‎你活在美夢中
‎真希望有女人拿蛋糕到浴室給我

362
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,320
‎又不是你媽

363
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,280
‎這裡不需要我了，我媽有蘭尼

364
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,280
‎我只是佔空間的一大塊肥肉

365
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,920
‎而且你媽不該在你泡澡時
‎指責你搞壞蛋蛋

366
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,160
‎你可以搬來跟我住

367
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,440
‎真的嗎？你有空房？

368
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,280
‎-真的，你塞得進去的話
‎-什麼叫我可以塞得進去？

369
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,440
‎東西很多

370
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
‎這樣吧

371
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,480
‎那就搬

372
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,120
‎我該當個男人了

373
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,680
‎可以幫我告訴我媽這件事嗎？

374
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,400
‎我看看

375
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,880
‎有意思

376
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,920
‎怎樣？

377
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,880
‎堅強

378
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,520
‎有自信、堅決

379
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,080
‎外表啦

380
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,840
‎但內在呢，妳很脆弱又敏感

381
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,840
‎妳很孤單

382
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
‎人生很難吧？
‎在男性世界裡獨當一面？

383
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,720
‎妳失去一點自我

384
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,920
‎把尋求慰藉視為會被他人抓住的弱點

385
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,440
‎所以妳否認自己需要慰藉

386
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,600
‎但妳真的需要，親愛的

387
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,800
‎人人都是

388
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,440
‎-媽
‎-什麼事？

389
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,680
‎-我有事要跟妳說
‎-我老早就知道了，親愛的

390
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,120
‎知道什麼？

391
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,720
‎抱歉，你剛要說什麼？

392
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,880
‎好，我覺得我該離巢了

393
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,760
‎布萊恩有空房，我要搬去跟他住

394
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,080
‎好，我明天幫你搬家

395
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,440
‎-明天？
‎-對

396
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,880
‎太好了

397
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,880
‎那我…去穿衣服了

398
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,880
‎好

399
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600
‎我要在他房間放撞球桌

400
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,640
‎-放不下吧？
‎-小張的那種

401
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,680
‎妳把門鎖上了

402
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,560
‎對，我要睡了

403
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,160
‎我是肯

404
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,320
‎對，我猜到了

405
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,680
‎我想出新的娛樂八卦節目
‎叫《無心快語》

406
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,120
‎好，明天再跟我說

407
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,200
‎好，這基本上是我認識

408
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,760
‎所有宣稱替喬治麥可打過手槍的人

409
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,760
‎好，我要睡了

410
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,480
‎-這點子很棒吧？
‎-對

411
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,640
‎好，晚安安

412
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,280
‎-好，晚安，肯
‎-什麼？

413
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360
‎-晚安，肯
‎-好吧

414
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,920
‎明天見

415
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,120
‎-再見
‎-再見

416
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,120
‎不用送了

417
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,240
‎-謝啦
‎-再見

418
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,160
‎再見

419
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,880
‎那是新玩具嗎？

420
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,840
‎我在幫你算帳

421
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
‎我永遠也玩不膩

422
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,880
‎除非我在工作

423
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,840
‎-對
‎-那樣會很煩

424
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,800
‎對，真的很煩

425
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,400
‎-可以把玩具拿走嗎？
‎-不行，妳看牠

426
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,760
‎妳好

427
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,200
‎讓它叫

428
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,280
‎讓它叫

429
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,680
‎該睡了

430
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,520
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