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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎你這爛人

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‎-給我
‎-不用罵髒話吧

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‎快給我，你拿著那東西真的很討人厭

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‎快來，走吧，好乖

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‎快點，好乖

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‎-天啊
‎-笨蛋

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‎說不定活下去還是有意義的

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‎-我的天啊
‎-不好笑，我說真的，可能會…

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‎天啊，我不覺得

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‎-東尼，把這裡整理好
‎-不要

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‎我的手肘也受傷了

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‎真要命，快點

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‎我在伸展，我喜歡照規矩來

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‎例如穿白色打網球

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‎你他媽快把球給我

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‎東尼，注意你的措辭

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‎15比0

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‎加油，麥修

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‎-一比零
‎-好，換邊

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‎-不要，靠
‎-什麼？

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‎第一局打完就是要換邊

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‎但陽光照著我的眼睛
‎你這呆瓜，這對你有利

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‎不要一直在這用這種詞好嗎？拜託你

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‎-搞屁啊
‎-好啦，你就…

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‎不要

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‎你別想

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‎成熟點吧

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‎算你衰

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‎很精彩的比賽

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‎-瞧你那樣子
‎-怎樣？

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‎-簡直是笑話
‎-什麼啦？

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‎你看起來就像馬拉度納

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‎不是80年代的他，是…

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‎他過世之前

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‎-他死之後
‎-別耍嘴皮子

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‎（《坦伯里報章》）

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‎誰贏了？

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‎他贏了，不過…

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‎-真假？
‎-對

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‎我絕不會再回去那邊
‎他的措辭嚇死人了

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‎他滿場罵髒話
‎溫布頓會取消他的資格

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‎-去他的溫布頓
‎-知道我在說什麼了嗎？

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‎這不算什麼
‎他那天在咖啡館對著帶小孩的人吼

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‎大家都在看，還罵他是爛人

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‎基於很好的理由

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‎-什麼理由？
‎-他是爛人

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‎絕對不能這樣說人家

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‎顯現詞彙量低落
‎哪個男的用那個字，我馬上拒絕他

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‎如果他說希特勒是爛人呢？

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‎下重藥講希特勒

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‎這不會困擾你吧？

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‎不會，但女生不喜歡聽的話
‎我不會在她身邊說

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‎所以我要不是在妳身邊不說
‎就是讓妳喜歡這個詞

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‎我會讓妳善用這詞彙
‎這會改變妳的一生，相信我

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‎-你永遠不會聽到我說那個詞
‎-等著瞧

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‎說到詞彙
‎我跟一位老師有約，那就…

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‎很好，他教什麼的？

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‎不知道，怎麼了？

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‎如果是自然科學
‎我可能不會提鬼魂和占星術

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‎為什麼？那也是科學

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‎不是，真的

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‎天秤的兩端，相信我

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‎她在這

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‎妳好嗎？我有個笑話

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‎-雞為什麼要過馬路？
‎-不知道

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‎為了遠離兩個吉普賽人
‎和我老婆上床的味道

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‎早上八點在喜互惠超市後面

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‎噁心

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‎你為什麼老是跟我說那些話？
‎根本不好笑

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‎現在成了喜劇評論家是吧？

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‎還有，這是種族歧視

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‎別鬧了，哪有？

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‎-“吉普賽人和我老婆上床的味道？”
‎-有味道的是我老婆

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‎動動腦袋，她很不注重女性衛生

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‎這還要我說嗎？我可是活生生的證明

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‎那兩個小子很乖，相當乾淨
‎丹尼李查德和席德納許

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‎很討喜的兩個男生，臭的是她

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‎我說過她的鮑鮑飄散著鮑味

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‎她根本不聽

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‎她說：“如果上帝要我有香香的下面

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‎祂就不會讓我跟渾球在一起”

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‎我知道妳在想什麼
‎“她說的對，布萊恩”

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‎才怪咧

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‎問題不是她的屁眼，妳想想

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‎大夥早

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‎你好，布萊恩

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‎可以幫我一個忙嗎？

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‎看情況

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‎我的郵差現在很沮喪

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‎他對人生感到低潮

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‎我覺得如果他能跟一個很慘的人聊聊

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‎他可能會覺得自己沒那麼慘

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‎-沒問題，交給我
‎-謝啦

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‎我來泡茶喝，午茶時間到了

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‎好，打壁球

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‎-什麼？
‎-壁球

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‎不用了，我證明了我的觀點
‎你說的對，我沒這麼好鬥了

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‎-怕了？
‎-不是

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‎聽起來你是怕了

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‎-不是
‎-壁球讓你太累了？

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‎-不是
‎-你以前打過？

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‎本世紀沒有，不過那沒差

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‎沒差就好，球場見

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‎他絕對贏不了，我不可能讓他贏

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‎我會想盡辦法，一定讓他…

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‎看看他，激動得要命

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‎他無法接受，不相信我會打敗他

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‎所以你們是青梅竹馬，後來失聯？

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‎對，我們認識於1957年

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‎我那時16歲，比爾17歲

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‎我在工廠工作，比爾是管理員

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‎我們在一起大概一年後分開

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‎-妳記得原因嗎？
‎-我連早餐吃什麼都忘了

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‎他喝太多了，老是在喝酒

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‎-我現在不喝了
‎-我喝

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‎所以總之，我們算失聯了

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‎認識其他人
‎兩人都結婚了，就是這樣

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‎這些年來我們碰到彼此兩次吧

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‎所以我們發現彼此喪偶時

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‎一起喝了杯茶，再次點燃愛火

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‎火花永遠不會消失

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‎我們本來想省事不結婚

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‎但我是天主教徒
‎因為行房而開始感到心不安

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‎行房

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‎好，婚禮是什麼時候？

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‎-8月28日
‎-28日

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‎-我八月要結婚
‎-呆瓜

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‎恭喜，希望你們能永保幸福

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‎希望這次我先走

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‎希望我來得及找別人

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‎拍張照

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‎笑一個

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‎太好了

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‎我抱莉莎抱得夠嗎？

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‎你開什麼玩笑？

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‎我沒看過哪對情侶這麼專注於彼此

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‎不是，她知道我愛她
‎但我有大聲說出來過嗎？

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‎我有一直提醒她嗎？

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‎有，明眼人都看得出來，更不用說她

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‎你人真好

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‎我只是實話實說，這也是我想要的

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‎認識阿瓊已經是我這輩子最棒的事了

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‎信不信由你，我沒有你想的這麼夯了

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‎-你是很好的對象
‎-要抱一下嗎？

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‎-不要，離我遠一點，你這臭汗桶
‎-你剛才誇我是好對象

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‎對，但我是說在那種深海釣魚節目

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‎從海底釣起來的東西

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‎人家以為絕種的東西

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‎他們根本不曉得那是什麼
‎只知一團肉，可能是魚或蛞蝓

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‎又恢復正常了

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‎-沒什麼事會恢復正常
‎-靠，我真是自找麻煩？

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‎所謂的正常是我們喝醉，你睡在沙發

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‎今晚來喝酒吧，沒什麼的，我會回家

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‎也好

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‎小子

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‎-還好嗎？
‎-你好嗎？

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‎-好
‎-過得如何？

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‎-還行
‎-是嗎？

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‎天氣很好吧？

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‎-聽說你心情不好
‎-對

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‎跟我聊聊

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‎大家都知道蘿絲是做什麼的

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‎-我覺得很丟臉
‎-丟臉？

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‎我送信的對象可能跟她上過床

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‎最起碼是

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‎-什麼意思？
‎-不曉得是不是銀貨兩訖的交易

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‎懂我的意思嗎？

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‎你想想，小子，想像她要做多少事

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‎傳教士體位沒完沒了，無聊死了

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‎“轉過去，給我看屁股”

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‎看膩了

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‎“轉過來，含住我的棒棒糖”

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‎“小心牙齒，別咬到了”

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‎“爽啦，好了，錢拿去”

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‎“現在回去找你的郵差男友”

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‎懂我的意思嗎？

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‎至少她有收錢

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‎我老婆以前都給人免費幹

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‎有時偷偷來，有時會叫我幫忙拍

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‎我臉往哪擺？
‎我在拍耶，我臉往哪擺？

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‎沒用

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‎就像吃鳥屎的蛞蝓

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‎在雨中，只會被踩到

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‎孤獨地等死

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‎我是要說，別像我一樣當沒用的蛞蝓

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‎當個男子漢

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‎回頭見

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‎-你好
‎-你好

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‎你是我兒子

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‎對

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‎爸，你好嗎？

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‎沒得抱怨

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‎你跑去哪了？

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‎澳洲

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‎那是哪裡？

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‎如果你從這裡出去，往左轉

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‎大概距離16100公里

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‎這樣啊

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‎你現在回來了？

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‎-對
‎-不走了？

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‎-對
‎-你好

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00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,720
‎-妳好
‎-嗨

204
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,280
‎我只是在，妳知道的…

205
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,000
‎聊聊

206
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,800
‎你應該帶西洋棋組給我

207
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,360
‎我擺一局給你
‎你小時候很會下西洋棋

208
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,160
‎-有嗎？
‎-有

209
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,080
‎你放哪？

210
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,160
‎餐具櫃，跟…雪莉酒一起

211
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,920
‎-我明天帶過來
‎-謝謝

212
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,520
‎我還是先走好了，我只是…

213
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,840
‎不介意的話
‎我可以休息一下，陪你走一段

214
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,000
‎好，當然好

215
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,080
‎-再見，爸
‎-再見

216
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,840
‎妳在做什麼？

217
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,600
‎朋友會牽手

218
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,880
‎-會嗎？
‎-會

219
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,760
‎-有些男的還會牽手呢
‎-同志才會

220
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,160
‎直男有時也會牽手

221
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,160
‎哪種直男走在街上會牽手？

222
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,680
‎在西班牙，而且他們不是同志

223
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,240
‎有些是

224
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,840
‎-不是很多，很有男子氣概的鬥牛士
‎-好

225
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,320
‎鬥牛士不是同志

226
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,360
‎不是，戴著貝雷帽，穿著亮片緊身裝

227
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,720
‎四處跳舞，有人拿玫瑰花丟向他們

228
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,800
‎絕對不會是同志

229
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,640
‎施虐成性的蠢蛋

230
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,720
‎但不是同志，我們要去哪？

231
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,560
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-水仙花

232
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,400
‎對，這是刑事損害

233
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,160
‎媽的，我是要採給你的
‎你這沒救的王八蛋

234
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,160
‎好，大家來吧

235
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,840
‎你們有些可能知道

236
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:23,040
‎這是坦伯里市集的500週年慶

237
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,960
‎像我這樣的傻瓜要求

238
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,640
‎坦伯里戲劇社
‎一定要為活動增添文化氣息

239
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,960
‎我已經說服柯琳

240
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,760
‎她會負責幕後花絮的籌劃

241
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,760
‎還會幫我們拍一部大長片

242
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,280
‎我很會讓大家注意我們，對吧？

243
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,960
‎快想想要做什麼？我們需要一些點子

244
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,960
‎-有想法嗎？跟歷史有關的
‎-《悲慘世界》

245
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,240
‎《悲慘世界》的背景不是過去
‎我們不能拍那個

246
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,000
‎我可不會付錢，管他的

247
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,960
‎《艾薇塔》已經讓我付到受不了了

248
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,960
‎現在還在付錢

249
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:59,040
‎不行，我們需要能互動的東西
‎能讓你們走來走去

250
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,720
‎有遊行的感覺

251
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,600
‎大家走向你
‎有維京海盜走過來，姦淫擄掠

252
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,680
‎不是真的啦

253
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,680
‎有僧人走向你，祝福你，過去那一套

254
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,440
‎海盜船，我不知道，豬，有豬到處跑

255
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,200
‎這樣好嗎？我不知道

256
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,400
‎快說點什麼，不能只有我說
‎我們還有什麼點子？

257
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,560
‎我可以演失業的莎翁劇演員

258
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,880
‎別開始抱怨，詹姆士

259
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,840
‎這是大家的休閒娛樂
‎我們放棄自己的時間來這

260
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,880
‎但你不用送報紙

261
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,800
‎你也不用，你幾乎都丟掉了

262
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,600
‎聽著，我過得不是很順…

263
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,880
‎你沒順過，詹姆士，你在說什麼？

264
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,160
‎那我怎麼辦？我選你等於押錯寶

265
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,080
‎我有點擔心他

266
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,320
‎因為沒有表演，他無事可做

267
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,160
‎這就是表演，你還有什麼好要求的？

268
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,240
‎但這只是演好玩的，這全都是

269
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,360
‎演好玩的？你膽大包天

270
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,360
‎我可是專業演員兼導演，我先說清楚

271
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:02,120
‎-你演過什麼？
‎-《計程車司機》，音樂劇的，威根

272
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,640
‎有紅嗎？

273
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,160
‎你說說看啊

274
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,760
‎你在跟我說話嗎？因為我在跟你說話

275
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,720
‎我沒看到有人可以跟你說話

276
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,640
‎碰碰

277
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,440
‎我是計程車司機

278
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,760
‎在晚上排班，看順眼的才載

279
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,680
‎碰碰

280
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,400
‎我是計程車司機

281
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000
‎如果你販毒，那就準備後腦吃子彈

282
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:25,920
‎就是今晚

283
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,360
‎計程車

284
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,400
‎他很厲害

285
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,360
‎-大家不彈手指叫服務生了，你好
‎-要給你酒單嗎？

286
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960
‎是“我可以拿酒單給您嗎？”

287
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,160
‎-不好意思
‎-謝謝

288
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,440
‎妳對酒熟嗎？

289
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,600
‎不太熟，我喜歡普羅賽克氣泡酒

290
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,360
‎-要我點嗎？
‎-好

291
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,520
‎可以給我們兩杯

292
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,880
‎2017年的古典奇揚地嗎？麻煩你

293
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,880
‎-之後我們再看看
‎-哪一個？

294
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,840
‎我說得很清楚，2017年的古典奇揚地

295
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,200
‎白紙黑字寫在酒單上

296
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,160
‎-好
‎-要充分了解你的工作

297
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,040
‎如果你沒有心，也許不該在這

298
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,520
‎我拿最低工資，老兄

299
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,680
‎用功唸書，老兄

300
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,600
‎他走了，逃之夭夭

301
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,920
‎所以妳在…
‎手肘不要靠桌上，妳在報業任職？

302
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,440
‎-對
‎-報業人員？

303
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,640
‎對

304
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,800
‎我只看《衛報》

305
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,080
‎偶爾會看《私家偵探》
‎但即使是這樣我還是會換著看

306
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,840
‎我喜歡稱我的大腦為創意大腦

307
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,400
‎我有寫詩

308
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,600
‎妳喜歡詩嗎？

309
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,080
‎-喜歡
‎-對

310
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,000
‎-喜歡嗎？
‎-對

311
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,400
‎很多人都說自己喜歡詩

312
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,120
‎但他們說的是
‎喜歡魯德亞德吉卜林的《假如》

313
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,320
‎他們覺得這樣說是高級藝術的表現

314
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,080
‎就像有人說會下…手肘

315
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,000
‎就像有人說會下棋

316
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,760
‎但他們其實是在說
‎他們知道棋子能怎麼走

317
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,000
‎妳喜歡下棋嗎？

318
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,360
‎-我不…不下棋
‎-妳不下棋，很好

319
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,360
‎-那妳知道棋子怎麼走嗎？
‎-我知道幾個

320
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,280
‎很好

321
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,720
‎-幾個
‎-妳說什麼？

322
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,520
‎西洋棋裡有馬，小馬

323
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,920
‎有騎士

324
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,720
‎-還有…餅？
‎-兵

325
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,840
‎我下的是英國跳棋

326
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,440
‎跳棋不是比較簡單嗎？

327
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,960
‎跳棋是很簡單的遊戲

328
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:10,960
‎好乖

329
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,040
‎這是你一日五蔬果的其中一份

330
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,960
‎-葡萄
‎-對，正解

331
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,920
‎-敬你
‎-敬你

332
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,200
‎-你沒事吧？
‎-對，我很好，你好嗎？

333
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,960
‎我有件事想問你

334
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,280
‎-好
‎-拒絕沒關係，這沒什麼

335
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,760
‎但你是否願意在我的婚禮上當伴郎

336
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,720
‎幹

337
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,920
‎我真的是最佳人選嗎？

338
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,240
‎-你萬中選一，我說真的
‎-好

339
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,440
‎好

340
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,400
‎我不答應也不行吧？

341
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,840
‎如果我還活著的話就答應你

342
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,520
‎-你還把死掛嘴邊？
‎-沒有

343
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,040
‎我吃多喝多，說不定活不到八月

344
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,280
‎好，只要你是自然死亡就沒關係

345
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,720
‎我也這樣希望

346
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,440
‎我寧可去死也不要當伴郎

347
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,480
‎我受寵若驚，真要命

348
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,160
‎我一定要滴酒不沾嗎？

349
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,960
‎可能要撐到致詞

350
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,600
‎先致詞再舉行儀式吧

351
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,800
‎好，也行

352
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,360
‎你別鬧了，我們就…

353
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,320
‎你教自然科學嗎？

354
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,240
‎沒有

355
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:48,400
‎我從事藝術方面的教學

356
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,320
‎我教英文

357
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,840
‎-語言及文學，終於合而為一
‎-那很好

358
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,080
‎-我喜歡占星術
‎-不好意思？

359
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,960
‎我喜歡占…

360
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,320
‎-占星術
‎-對

361
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,400
‎-你呢？
‎-我喜歡占星術嗎？

362
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,920
‎-對
‎-不行，肯定不喜歡

363
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,320
‎胡言亂語，亂七八糟

364
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,240
‎一廂情願的想法

365
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,040
‎給腦波弱、走投無路的人

366
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,000
‎沒別的意思

367
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,040
‎坐挺

368
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,440
‎肩膀往後，手肘離開桌子，不能放

369
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,760
‎-你期待嗎？婚姻生活？
‎-那當然

370
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,640
‎對，一定的，我都放棄拈花惹草了

371
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,480
‎但利大於弊

372
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:37,960
‎很好

373
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,800
‎例如我以前會看整晚的電視、吃東西

374
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,000
‎我現在還是會

375
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,280
‎但我不用站起來拿食物，她會拿給我

376
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,560
‎-很好
‎-不得不看女生的節目

377
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520
‎例如什麼？

378
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,640
‎《王冠》、《邋遢女郎》
‎《英國烘焙大賽》

379
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,800
‎但要是我看到喜歡的蛋糕

380
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,960
‎只要說：“看起來很好吃”
‎我知道隔天就會吃到

381
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,600
‎所以《英國烘焙大賽》
‎對你而言就像購物頻道？

382
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680
‎-對
‎-不可思議，好棒的人生

383
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,280
‎往前兩步，往右一步

384
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,200
‎手肘

385
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,320
‎謝謝

386
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,480
‎-我來付
‎-太好了

387
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,920
‎小費給妳出

388
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,200
‎-多少錢？
‎-38英鎊

389
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,480
‎-好
‎-百分之15

390
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,880
‎所以是？

391
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,720
‎38的百分之10是多少？

392
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,520
‎3鎊80便士

393
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,600
‎3鎊80便士，她算好了

394
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,480
‎那再加百分之50呢？

395
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,280
‎我就拿五英鎊鈔票吧

396
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,360
‎這樣還不夠吧？

397
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,880
‎-那就10英鎊鈔票吧
‎-超過太多了

398
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,920
‎-我給小費很大方，行嗎？
‎-好

399
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,280
‎好了，這裡有什麼卡呢？

400
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,440
‎匯豐銀行、運籌理財英國記帳卡

401
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,520
‎小鬍子

402
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,080
‎小鬍子？

403
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,840
‎-你最近好像比較開心了
‎-有嗎？

404
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,200
‎有

405
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,040
‎我只想繼續過日子

406
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,360
‎我當然想好起來

407
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,200
‎我想當好人

408
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,720
‎但有時候

409
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,040
‎我就是懶

410
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,040
‎太難了

411
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,800
‎我們說的頭頭是道，但說到重點時

412
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,440
‎我們都會逃避真正的犧牲，例如說

413
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,960
‎我會把腎給陌生人嗎？

414
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,320
‎不會，絕對不會

415
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,840
‎我不會給你，但有些人會

416
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,800
‎他們怎麼會這麼好？

417
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,800
‎這真的很了不起

418
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,200
‎我想做點好事，你知道嗎？

419
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,240
‎我想犧牲，我想

420
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,480
‎有一番作為

421
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,400
‎但後來我又想

422
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,360
‎“這樣有什麼意義？”

423
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,720
‎所以我把腎給別人

424
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,320
‎但他們橫豎有一天會死，所以

425
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,400
‎誰會在意？

426
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,040
‎我現在看到小孩在玩，我不會想說

427
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,120
‎“他們前途一片光明”

428
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,680
‎我會想說：“他們總有一天會死
‎所以這一切沒有意義”

429
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,200
‎你會讓我改伴郎致詞嗎？

430
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,680
‎但我要說的應該是我不再在意死亡

431
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,680
‎我不是說我想死，我是說…

432
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,480
‎隨便啦

433
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,760
‎我不生氣了，我不想懲罰這個世界

434
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,000
‎我有過好生活，什麼都不缺

435
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,400
‎我討厭別人認為我可以再找到別人

436
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,440
‎好像我可以取代莉莎，我做不到

437
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,160
‎這點我可以接受

438
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,200
‎因為這會讓我跟她的時間更彌足珍貴

439
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,560
‎我現在有的一切歸功於她

440
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,680
‎她還清房貸、買了壽險

441
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,720
‎我有15萬英鎊還沒…

442
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,720
‎我還沒去領

443
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,880
‎你有15萬英鎊？

444
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,360
‎對，我還沒兌現支票

445
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,080
‎因為我不想要那筆錢

446
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,120
‎因為

447
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,040
‎那筆錢的由來

448
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,600
‎東尼，拜託說你會去領

449
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,720
‎就算從保險公司那拿錢也好

450
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,240
‎可以去應門嗎？這樣我才不會吵醒狗

451
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,920
‎-什麼啦？
‎-快去

452
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,280
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-嗨

453
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,840
‎是凱絲

454
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:37,960
‎妳還好嗎？

455
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,280
‎-很好
‎-約會順利嗎？

456
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,680
‎我無法形容

457
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,640
‎他是怎樣的人？

458
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,000
‎絕對是爛人

459
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,760
‎我真以妳為榮，要喝酒嗎？

460
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,640
‎-好，麻煩你
‎-可以幫凱絲拿個杯子嗎？

461
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,880
‎-什麼啦？
‎-別這樣，我沒辦法

462
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,280
‎注意態度

463
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,920
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