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- <i>Tony.
- Oh!</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

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<i>Fuck.</i>

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<i>My heart rate was already at fucking 140.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I could see.</i>

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<i>Brilliant.</i>

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<i>♪ Shadows are falling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I've been here all day ♪</i>

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Come on.

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<i>♪ It's too hard to sleep ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And time is running away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Feel like my soul has ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turned into steel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've still got the scars ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That the sun didn't heal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's not even room enough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To be anywhere ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's not dark yet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's getting there ♪</i>

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There you go.

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- Cheers.
- All right?

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Yeah. Good. You?

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Yeah, good. How's the dog?

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How's the dog?

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Yeah, yeah. Chilling
on the couch, I'll bet.

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- Yeah, she's good.
- Yeah.

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Great. Great. Yeah.
Oh, ask me how my girlfriend is.

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- How's your girlfriend?
- Good. Good. Yeah.

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Being done from behind as we speak
by Andy Norris, the bookmaker.

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Right.

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See ya.

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It's nice out there again today, isn't it?

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Maybe get you outside for a wee walk.

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Sorry about last night.
Obviously nothing to do with you.

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I just... I can't stand people interfering.

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Sure.

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It was all so forced and in public and...

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Do you fancy a drink tonight, then?
Just... Just us?

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- No.
- Really?

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Joking. Of course I fancy a drink.

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Where do you wanna go?

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Nowhere. I drink on the couch.

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Okay. Maybe I can come
and sit on a couch nearby.

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Yep.

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- Got any gin?
- Got everything.

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- Tonic?
- I meant everything alcoholic.

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- I'll get some tonic.
- Yeah.

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- A lemon?
- No.

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I'll bring a lemon then.

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- You all right?
- Are you my son?

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It's like nothing's changed, innit?

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- What?
- Dad.

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- See ya later.
- Hmm.

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Still early. 9:15.

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Fancy a cup of tea?

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Yeah. Why not?

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No room for me?

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Oh.

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- We were just leaving.
- Oh.

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Okay.

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Off anywhere nice?

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- Just going for a cup of tea.
- Great.

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Okay.

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See ya later.

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- You okay?
- Definitely.

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Yeah.

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I'm not replacing Stan, by the way.

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- What do you mean?
- Anne and me.

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We still miss our other halves
with all our heart.

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Only now, we...

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we miss them together.

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You wanted two lonely people
to be happy, right?

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Yeah.

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And, uh, I don't think that, at any point,
you ever asked yourself,

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"I hope their late partners don't mind."

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No, of course not.

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So why do you impose
such a restriction on yourself?

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Alone again.

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That's fine.

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You know me. I'm not one to complain.

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Oh, I still miss you so much.

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I don't think I'll ever get over it.

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I'm not strong enough.

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Not without you.

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I'm still going through
the stages of grief.

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Denial's the tricky one.

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I was never in denial that you were gone.

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I was in denial that

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I was suffering from mental illness.

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Even when I was suicidal, I never thought
there was anything wrong with me.

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I thought that was
the sensible thing to do,

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and it annoyed me that other people
thought I wasn't thinking straight.

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It was only recently I realized I was ill.

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I guess that was
the glimmer of hope to getting better.

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It feels good.

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Talking to you.

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Sorry, how it ended last night,

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but I wasn't in the mood,

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and I didn't know
why you were criticizing Lisa.

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No one was criticizing Lisa.

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We just didn't want Emma
to feel worthless compared to her.

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Why? She's not my new wife.

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No, but she's a person.
She's a nice person.

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- We told her that after you left.
- Good.

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While you were doing that,
I threw the cactus through a car window

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that didn't stop at a zebra crossing.

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Brilliant. You can cover that
when I get the call about it later.

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- That's what you get.
- What do you mean?

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I didn't want to do the stupid soiree.
I was doing it for you.

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- You were making life more interesting.
- My fault, yeah.

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- We've both learned a lesson, haven't we?
- Which is?

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Never help anyone, ever.

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- Great. Great lesson.
- Yeah.

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Seriously, Tony, you need to do something
about your anger.

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It's gonna kill you one of these days.
Or someone else.

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Why don't you channel it into sport
or something? You used to do loads.

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Now you've let yourself go.

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You know, staying up drinking every night.
God knows what else. It'll do you good.

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- I have let myself go.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, and I tell you this,
I could drink half a bottle of whiskey

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and still beat you at anything physical.

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- Don't be silly.
- Course I could.

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- Don't be silly.
- What, then?

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Table tennis?

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- Fine.
- Yeah?

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- Yeah.
- Not a lot of running.

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No, no, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
Money on it? Money on it?

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- Okay?
- Why not?

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- 100 quid.
- No, that's too...

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Okay, yeah, all right, fine, 100 quid.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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I'll, um, phone the rackets club.
They've got a few table... Oh, sorry, yeah.

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Um...

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Uh, this is Coleen, uh, the new intern.
She's Sandy's replacement. This is Tony.

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- You all right?
- No, not really.

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I'm absolutely gutted.

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I'm starting at the bottom again. I worked
my way up to management in my old job.

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- Where was your old job?
- At the mini-mart.

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But it went bust during the pandemic,
so I've had to take anything.

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Even though the money's shit
and I don't know what I'm doing.

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Well, we're all in the same boat, then.

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Oh really?
Do you live with your alcoholic mum

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'cause your dad's in prison
for beating up her brother who groped you?

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Okay, so, um,
if you want to show her the ropes...

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Oh, right.

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Do you want to come and watch us
interview some swingers?

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What's that?

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What, swingers?

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All of it.
I don't understand anything you just said.

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Um, well... Well, I'm a journalist
for the newspaper. Yeah?

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So I talk to people
who've got an interesting story.

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- Okay, why?
- Why?

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Yeah.

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Why do I talk to them?
Or why do I do any of it?

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Yeah.

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Just... just, uh... Just come with us.

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Wow.

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I'm Geoff, and this is my partner, Vera.

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Hi. Um, thanks for inviting us over.

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Uh, so what is
the swingers club all about?

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- Fun.
- Yeah.

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- Via sex.
- Yeah.

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I work at the crematorium,
which can be quite

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boring and stuff, you know,
so, um, I like to let my hair down.

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Hmm, he gets so frustrated.

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I mean, so pent up.

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- He has to let it out.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So we, uh... We started this.
Um, all above board, legal age.

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Oh, way over legal age.

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Yeah, and all consensual.
We ask permission for everything.

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No funny business,
and everything is 100% safe.

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Condoms are compulsory.

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No filming or photos.

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We call it the Vegas Club.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Have you heard that?

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Yeah. But you're happy
for it to be in the paper?

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Yeah. Fine with us.

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But I won't give you
photos of other members.

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Don't want them to be recognized
in the street if they don't want to be.

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It's a lovely private club
for people who like a bit of fun.

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Nothing weird about it.
Can't stress that enough.

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- What it is, is it's a celebration.
- Yeah.

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Yeah? Of body sharing.

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But if someone
doesn't want full-on intercourse,

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that is fine.

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It's like our Mrs. Polden, yeah?

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She just likes Geoff to stroke it.

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- She loves it.
- Hmm.

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Up to her.

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Whereas her husband, Norman,
he wants everything up him, doesn't he?

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- Like what?
- No.

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- No?
- Dildos.

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- Right.
- Mainly.

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He brings his own.
They're not used on anyone else.

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Hygiene is paramount. You can write that.

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Yeah.

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So how do people join?

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Well, they just come along.
They don't even have to join in.

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They can just watch the first time
to get the idea.

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- Would you like to join?
- No. Thank you.

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- No. Not my... No.
- Sure?

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- Yeah.
- Well, you'd be very welcome.

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We have all sorts
if that's what you're worried about.

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Even got a little Chinese fella.

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Lovely Kim. He goes like the clappers,
he does. Doesn't he?

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Oh. So fast. Good luck to him.

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Anyway, as Geoff said, you know,
you can just watch if you want to.

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- No.
- Yeah, like Mary Biddle.

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Oh, God rest her soul.

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Yeah.

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- She was wheelchair-bound...
- Hmm.

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...but we used to pop her in the corner
and she'd watch.

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Yeah, she couldn't do much else.

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She could help herself.

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Yeah. Yeah. She had the one good hand.

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- Now, do you want to take a picture?
- Yeah.

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Smile.

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Great.

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- All right?
- Hiya.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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What were the swingers like?

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Horrible.

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I kept wanting to say,
"Sorry. Why are you telling us all this?"

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"Keep it to yourself. It's weird."

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At least they've had a life.
I've got absolutely nothing.

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You know, I haven't even got a boyfriend,
and I'm fucking easy.

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There's no rush.

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I didn't meet my wife
till I was in my thirties.

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- Your wife died, didn't she?
- Yeah.

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Hmm. Really sorry.

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Cheers.

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Yeah, I wasn't looking, and there she was.

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I was living in a shitty little bedsit
above a launderette.

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I could hear the machines
going round all day.

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And, uh, if it wasn't for Lisa,
I think I'd still be there.

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Uh, I've never had money.
She earned loads more than me.

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And her dad lent us the money
for a deposit on the house.

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We paid off the mortgage
just before she got ill.

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If I didn't own the house,
I'd be living under a bridge now.

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Might still be better than my situation.

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I'd be happy with a bedsit
at the moment.

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I'm looking for a flat,
but money's a bit tight.

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You should move in with Tony.
He's got that big house all to himself.

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- Yeah, cheers, Kath.
- Wouldn't want to.

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Wouldn't want to. Why not?

247
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,400
It's not that I need somewhere to live.
I need somewhere to live on my own.

248
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,960
Like, I need to be independent. I just...

249
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,680
I feel like a loser.

250
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,640
I've got a viewing later.
Would you come with me?

251
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,880
- Why?
- I feel like they talk down to me.

252
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920
So you need someone fat
and grizzled and middle-aged?

253
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,920
Yeah.

254
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,640
I'm your man.

255
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,200
Always thought
I'd make a good estate agent.

256
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,360
<i>- </i>Definitely.
- You know why?

257
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,400
- Cold and uncaring.
- Trustworthy.

258
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,040
People can tell

259
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,240
- I know what I'm talking about.
- No, they can't.

260
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,280
Oh yeah. I called what's-her-name,
the novelist, medium woman.

261
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,040
She's up for doing
a consultation with you.

262
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,440
Does she do palms, crystal ball, or what?

263
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,040
Said she's gonna read your aura
and tell you what to do.

264
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,400
I hope two people with the gift
don't cancel each other out.

265
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920
What gift?

266
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,800
I'm a bit psychic.

267
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,920
Oh, are ya?

268
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
No.

269
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,280
- How do you know?
- Bullshit, innit?

270
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,320
- You don't believe in all that nonsense?
- What?

271
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,520
The supernatural.
Mediums, fortune tellers.

272
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200
Um,

273
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,720
I dunno.

274
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,560
There's gotta be something to it.
It feels like

275
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,440
if it was a con, it'd be illegal,
and they make loads of money.

276
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,640
Yeah, but if it actually worked,

277
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,920
they'd just do the lottery every week,
and they'd be billionaires, wouldn't they?

278
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,640
Huh.

279
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,840
Yeah, that's a good point.

280
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,280
I think it's for people
who are looking for something. Oh.

281
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,120
- Hi.
- Hello.

282
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,960
Sorry I'm late.
An old woman was found dead.

283
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,880
So we've got the dining space,
living room area,

284
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,920
the kitchen,

285
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,640
bedroom.

286
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,520
Very convenient to each other.

287
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,360
In my house, my kitchen's
bloody miles away from my bedroom.

288
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,080
Is this all I can afford?

289
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,040
Well, this is the size you're looking at
for the rent you want to pay.

290
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,320
This is quite a cheap area, too, so it's
bigger than you'll get anywhere else.

291
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,000
What's the area like?

292
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,880
Yeah, uh...

293
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,360
Uh, I wouldn't usually mention this,
but it's full of greasy spoons

294
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,520
and, uh, fast food takeaways,
so, you know...

295
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,280
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.

296
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,840
Okay. Let's go before...

297
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,200
- Lovely.
- Yeah, bye.

298
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,120
- No. I'll see you out.
- Yeah.

299
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,600
- Yeah.
- Lovely.

300
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,120
All right. I'll see you soon?
Yeah? Get all this tied up.

301
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,720
No good?

302
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,320
Depressing.

303
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,840
Here he is.

304
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,800
I've written my TV column. It's all about
Simon Cowell's newest face.

305
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,680
- Cheers.
- Who's this?

306
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,320
Oh, uh, Coleen, this is Ken.

307
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120
Why so glum?

308
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,120
Where to start. I'm 30.
I live with my alcoholic mum.

309
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,920
And I earn crap money,
so the only way I can be independent

310
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,960
is to live in a tiny hovel above a shop.

311
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,440
Oh, cry me a river.
Thought she'd never stop.

312
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,040
Look, if you're homeless,
I've got a flat above my office.

313
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,360
What? It's empty?

314
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,480
Yeah. I use it to audition the young lads.
Wink, wink.

315
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,480
Or wank, wank, if you get what I mean.

316
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,320
- I think I know what you're suggesting.
- You just said it.

317
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,800
I just stopped all that
when coronavirus came along. Scary.

318
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,040
I preferred AIDS.
You knew where you were with that.

319
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,080
You actually had to do you-know-what
with someone.

320
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:11,480
Coronavirus? Some fucker just walks
past you and coughs and you're screwed!

321
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,200
Well, I am. I'm high-risk. Asthma.

322
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,840
I was high risk with AIDS.
That's 'cause I liked it up the arse.

323
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,800
My choice!

324
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,040
Anyway, flat's yours if you want it.
I'd change the sheets if I were you.

325
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,120
See ya.

326
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,200
Cheers, Ken.

327
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720
- Hello.
- Hiya.

328
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Tonic.

329
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,640
And a lemon.

330
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,720
Cheers.

331
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,000
- How's it going?
- Yeah, all right.

332
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,360
Hello, pretty.

333
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,960
Pretty. Hello, pretty girl.

334
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,480
Hello. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Where's the kisses? Who's a good girl?

335
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,040
<i>What?</i>

336
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,480
- <i>Nothing. Don't forget the lemon.
- I won't forget the lemon.</i>

337
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,360
<i>- Who's that?
- Lionel.</i>

338
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,560
<i>Right. Lionel. I can't cut him now, can I?</i>

339
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,880
<i>Or throw him away.</i>

340
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600
<i>Stop!</i>

341
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320
<i>Stop drawing faces on the fruit and veg!</i>

342
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,520
I've done you a gin and tonic.

343
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,120
I don't know what you want to do
with the lemon. I'll get you some ice.

344
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200
Okay.

345
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,520
- You've drawn a face on it?
- That's Lionel.

346
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,600
Dead.

347
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,800
- Are you getting the ice?
- Yeah.

348
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,560
- Only me.
- Bloody hell, Ken. Do you not knock?

349
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,600
Don't worry about that.
You got nothing I want to see. Trust me.

350
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,320
No, I'm gonna be popping in all the time.
Don't you worry. We'll be besties.

351
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,000
I get ever so bored in the office.
There's nothing at all coming in for him.

352
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,760
Oh, the stories I could tell you
about this place.

353
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,240
Absolutely dripping with memories.
Literally dripping. Throw that towel away.

354
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,400
Anyway, I'll let you get on. Ta-ra.

355
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,840
- All right, Brian?
- Mustn't grumble.

356
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,040
Here to see James?

357
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,600
- Where is the little bugger?
- He's in the bath, but come in.

358
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,680
Oy.

359
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,920
- What?
- All right, boy?

360
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,320
- Mum?
- What, love?

361
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,840
- I'm having a bath.
- Good boy.

362
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,480
Bloody steamy in here, innit?

363
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,120
Yeah. Told him he has it too hot.
Bad for his testicles.

364
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,280
Makes you sterile.

365
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,880
Ah. Do you mind?

366
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,360
Yeah, they do look red, mate.

367
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,800
Oh, yeah. Put a bit of cold
on them, James.

368
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,040
Can we stop talking
about my bloody testicles? They're fine.

369
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,560
Some cake, Brian?

370
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,440
- Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
- James?

371
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,520
- I'm having a fucking bath!
- Is that a yes or a no?

372
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600
What kind of cake?

373
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,120
Chocolate gateau
with crumbled Flakes on top.

374
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,040
Mm.

375
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,080
Yes, then, please.

376
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,640
I've gotta get my own place.

377
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,160
- Why?
- Why?

378
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,320
Living the dream, mate. Wish I had a woman
bringing me cake in the bath.

379
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,920
Not your mum though.

380
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,280
I'm not needed here anymore.
Mum's got Lenny.

381
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,280
I'm just a big, fat lump taking up space.

382
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,920
And your mum shouldn't be telling you off
for ruining your testicles in the bath.

383
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,440
- You can move in with me if you want.
- Really? Do you have a spare room?

384
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,280
- Yeah, if you can get in there.
- What do you mean <i>if </i>I can get in it?

385
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,440
It's full of shit.

386
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
You know what?

387
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,640
Let's do it.

388
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,120
Time for me to become a man.

389
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,680
Will you help me break the news to my mum?

390
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,440
Hmm.

391
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,560
Let's see.

392
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,880
Interesting.

393
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960
What?

394
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,520
Strong, confident, determined

395
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,080
on the outside.

396
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,840
But on the inside,
you're vulnerable and sensitive.

397
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880
You're lonely.

398
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
It's tough, isn't it?
Being a strong woman in a man's world.

399
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,760
You feel you've lost a little of yourself,

400
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,920
and you see needing comfort
as a weakness they'll pounce on.

401
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,440
So you deny you need it.

402
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,600
But you do need it, dear.

403
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,800
Everyone does.

404
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,560
- Mum.
- Yeah?

405
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,680
- I've got something to tell you.
- Oh, I've known for ages, darling.

406
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280
What?

407
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,720
Oh, sorry, what were you gonna say?

408
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,960
Okay, um, so I think it's time
for me to fly the nest.

409
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,200
Brian's got a spare room.
I'm gonna move in with him.

410
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,080
Okay. Well, I'll help you
move in tomorrow, then.

411
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,440
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.

412
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,880
Great.

413
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,880
I will go and get dressed, then.

414
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960
Yeah.

415
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,640
- Aw.
- I know.

416
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600
I'll put a snooker table in his room.

417
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,640
- It won't fit, will it?
- Just a little one.

418
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,680
You've got the lock on!

419
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,560
Yeah, I'm in bed.

420
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,280
It's Ken.

421
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,520
Yeah, I guessed that.

422
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,680
I've had an idea for a new showbiz
gossip piece called <i>Careless Whispers</i>.

423
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,120
Okay. Tell me tomorrow.

424
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,200
Yeah, it's basically
a list of all the people I know

425
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,760
who claim they've
wanked off George Michael.

426
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,760
Okay. I'm going to sleep.

427
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,520
- Good idea though, isn't it?
- Yeah.

428
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,640
Yeah. Night night.

429
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,280
- Yeah, night, Ken!
- What?

430
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360
- Night, Ken!
- Yeah, all right.

431
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,920
See you tomorrow.

432
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,120
- See ya.
- See you.

433
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,120
- Don't bother getting up.
- Hmm.

434
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
Hmm.

435
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280
- Cheers.
- Bye.

436
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,320
Bye.

437
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,080
<i>♪ Oh, lay me down gently ♪</i>

438
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,520
<i>♪ Oh, lay me down low ♪</i>

439
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,440
<i>♪ I fear I am broken ♪</i>

440
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,320
<i>♪ And won't mend, I know ♪</i>

441
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,880
<i>♪ There's one things when ♪</i>

442
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,120
<i>♪ The stars light the skies ♪</i>

443
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:35,840
<i>♪ Who now will sing me lullabies? ♪</i>

444
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,160
<i>♪ Oh, now who will sing me lullabies? ♪</i>

445
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,600
<i>Is that a new toy?</i>

446
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,840
<i>I'm doing your accounts!</i>

447
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
<i>I would never get bored with this.</i>

448
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,880
<i>Unless I was working.</i>

449
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,896
<i>- Yeah.
- Then it'd be annoying.</i>

450
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,440
<i>Yeah. It is annoying.</i>

451
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,400
<i>- Can you take the squeaker out?
- No, look at her.</i>

452
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,840
<i>♪ Oh, angels in heaven ♪</i>

453
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,760
Hello.

454
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:05,040
<i>♪ Don't you care for me at all? ♪</i>

455
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,880
<i>- ♪ You've heard my heart breaking ♪
- Squeak it.</i>

456
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,480
<i>Squeak it.</i>

457
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,600
<i>- ♪ For it rang through the skies ♪
- Oh!</i>

458
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:20,000
<i>♪ So why won't you sing me lullabies? ♪</i>

459
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,480
<i>♪ Oh, why won't you sing me ♪</i>

460
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,600
<i>Lullabies? ♪</i>

461
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840
Bedtime.

462
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,840
<i>♪ I lay here ♪</i>

463
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,640
<i>♪ I'm weeping ♪</i>

464
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,240
<i>♪ For the stars, they have come ♪</i>

465
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,360
<i>♪ I lay here not sleeping ♪</i>

466
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,880
<i>♪ Now the long night has begun ♪</i>

467
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,440
<i>♪ The man in the moon ♪</i>

468
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,720
<i>♪ Oh, he can't help but cry ♪</i>

469
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:38,000
<i>♪ There's no one to sing me lullabies ♪</i>

470
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,560
<i>♪ Oh, there's no one to sing me ♪</i>

471
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:48,400
<i>♪ Lullabies ♪</i>

472
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,000
<i>♪ So lay me down gently ♪</i>