1 00:00:03,583 --> 00:00:04,503 Hey, Wratherheads! 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,543 We've got a challenging one for you today. 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:09,665 Would you rather crawl on the ground for one whole day 4 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:12,080 or not touch the ground for three? 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,580 Oh! Okay. 6 00:00:15,959 --> 00:00:19,039 Yee-haw! You're my pony. 7 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:21,205 Guess we know what Ollie wants. 8 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,285 It looks like the Wratherheads agree. 9 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:26,205 No touching the ground for three days. 10 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:29,081 To the kitchen. I smell corn dogs. 11 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,376 -[bell rings] -Hi, all! 12 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:33,498 Or maybe it was Fred. 13 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:35,293 Cooper, Cami, Ollie, 14 00:00:35,375 --> 00:00:37,375 may I present Lady Fredwina. 15 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:39,168 Fred, we're in the middle of a livestream. 16 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,290 Oh, I'm so sorry. 17 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:44,165 Wratherheads, may I present to you Lady Fredwina. 18 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:46,500 You're probably wondering why I named her that. 19 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:50,165 Nope. Not a single person. 20 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,384 So, what do you think? 21 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:55,578 I saved my allowance for two years to buy this speedster. 22 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,667 Is there any way we can get that thing out of here? 23 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:01,000 -It's just a bike. -I was talking about Fred. 24 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,713 We were just leaving, anyway. Lady coming through. 25 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,786 -[Ollie] Help! -[body thuds] 26 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:09,290 Game over. He hit the ground. 27 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:11,165 [Ollie] Nope. I hit the vacuum. 28 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:15,040 -To the corn dogs! -[whirring] 29 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:17,075 [theme music playing] 30 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,626 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 31 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:19,879 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:20,999 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 33 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,543 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 34 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:23,875 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 35 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,079 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 36 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:26,246 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 37 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,923 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 38 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,460 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 39 00:01:30,542 --> 00:01:32,132 ♪ Come on Wratherheads, play along ♪ 40 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,288 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 41 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:34,665 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 42 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,000 ♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪ 43 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,463 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 44 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:38,542 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 45 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:39,745 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 46 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,214 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 47 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,501 ♪ Ask the world Would you rather do this? ♪ 48 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:44,833 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 49 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:47,457 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 50 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,042 ♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪ 51 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:51,125 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 52 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,128 Ask the world! 53 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:55,078 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 54 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,130 What I've always liked about archery 55 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,748 is that it's so sophisticated, it's civilized. 56 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,884 Miss it, you pipsqueak! 57 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,041 [spectators groan] 58 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:11,575 You! Out! 59 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,077 Fine! I'm leaving. 60 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,326 My boyfriend's waiting for me in the car anyway. 61 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,130 Ooh! Cami's next. 62 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,628 It's nice that someone in the family 63 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:22,959 was able to follow in my archer's footsteps. 64 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:25,131 The stringy thing hurt my fingers. 65 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,918 I, too, was born with delicate digits, 66 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,170 thus stalling my once promising banjo career. 67 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,210 So glad you guys came. 68 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,460 Cooper. Neve's here. Am I glowing? 69 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,083 -You're sweating. -I'll take it. 70 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:42,919 Hey Fred, how's it going? 71 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,420 Hello. Hi. Hello. 72 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,210 Oh, okay. 73 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:50,667 Bye! 74 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,500 What was that? 75 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,883 Did it look flirty and casual? 76 00:02:57,959 --> 00:02:59,289 No. 77 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,995 [sighs] I'm new at this couple thing. 78 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,003 I don't know what to talk about with Neve. 79 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,713 Next up, Cami Wrather. 80 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,745 She's only six bull's-eyes away from breaking the school record. 81 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:11,882 You're a winner, pumpkin! 82 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:15,667 I'm sure your kids are all special in their own unique ways, it's just-- 83 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,880 -Mom! -Sitting down. 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,460 -[applause] -Whoo! 85 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,577 Whoo-hoo! Another perfect round. You're the best! 86 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,791 And, again, by best, I simply mean she has the better score, 87 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,825 it's not that your kids are losers-- 88 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:38,827 [whistle tweets] 89 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:40,917 I will wait for you guys in the car. 90 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:48,035 Just three more bull's-eyes to 36 and you'll break the record. 91 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,245 And I get my name in the trophy case. 92 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:53,883 Trophy case? You haven't broken the record, yet. 93 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,999 Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? 94 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:58,633 Aren't you getting a little tired of being up in her business? 95 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:01,169 Oh, my gosh, you scared me. 96 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,880 I thought you were just part of the wall. 97 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,501 I'm looking forward to watching you fail. 98 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,793 Well, we're looking forward to watching you mail. 99 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:11,995 A letter. 100 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,133 Burn! 101 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,832 Thirty-six bull's-eyes! 102 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,667 Get your Cami T-shirts before she breaks the record! 103 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:26,464 Have you seen yourself from the back? 104 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:28,542 I try to once a day. 105 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,125 The shirt, Cooper. 106 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:33,419 "Let's go Camel"? 107 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,830 -Camel? -I assume you mean Cami. 108 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,127 Of course I meant Cami! 109 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,418 Stupid autocorrect. 110 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,040 Who's gonna want one of these now? 111 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:47,131 Unless we convince Cami it's a super cool nickname. 112 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,628 Beware of the camel. 113 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,331 Shoot, that is cool. 114 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,167 Now I want that nickname. 115 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,378 Is anyone looking? 116 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,208 No, why? 117 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:02,998 Charlotte! Aren't these supposed to be two per customer? 118 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,417 Supposed to be. 118 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,708 We are so bad. 119 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,042 I know. We're like gangsters. 120 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:13,285 So, are you excited for our historic walking tour of North Plains tomorrow? 121 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:16,375 Is a rhombus made of two isosceles triangles? 122 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,458 I can't wait. 123 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,380 Now, go. Get out of here before Johnny Law comes poking around. 124 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,378 Charlotte, got a sec? 125 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,538 The camel needs some help. 126 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,330 What? 127 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,578 What you and Caleb have, magic. 128 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,537 We are really getting along. 129 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:39,325 In fact, my life couldn't be more perfect. 130 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,377 Someone yakked on the ice again. 131 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,538 Your turn. 132 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,415 Gotta go. The trick is to get it before it freezes. 133 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,330 Wait! I need advice. 134 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,213 Things are starting to get weird with Neve. 135 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:51,081 I never know what to talk about with her. 136 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,326 Been there. I used to get awkward around Caleb 137 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,247 -because he's so cool. -[Caleb] Come on! 138 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,787 [lisping] Why is everything so hard? 139 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,125 How did you get through it? 140 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,918 I just found stuff that I had in common with him, 141 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,710 and then we had plenty to talk about. 142 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,712 -You should do the same. -Great idea. 143 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:10,582 Thanks, Charlotte. You really do have it all. 144 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:14,081 You took too long. There's a second barfer. 145 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:21,003 So, my project will be a documentary on the science of choking, 146 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:24,923 which is when an athlete suddenly can't perform under intense pressure. 147 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,960 I'll be filming Cami Wrather 148 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:30,541 as she deals with the stress of trying to break an archery record. 149 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:34,875 And the extreme humiliation that'll come when she doesn't. 150 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,379 Thanksies! 151 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,498 [giggles] 152 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:41,253 Minty, you think your little science project 153 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,793 is gonna make me choke? 154 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:44,415 I have ice in my veins. 155 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,040 Sounds chilly. Maybe you should wear a jacket. 156 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,915 Maybe you should wear a... jacket! 157 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,250 To keep warm. 158 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,383 When you... mail a letter! 159 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,288 Aw, man, Cooper's rubbing off on me. 160 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,537 Yes, I need two dozen more shirts. 161 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,875 But it's C-A-M-I. 162 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,575 How are you still getting camel? 163 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,131 This is my stop, Tom. 164 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,877 Here's a few extra bucks. 165 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,249 Take your lady friend to lunch. 166 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,325 [bell ringing] 167 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:18,287 Stud on a bike, coming through! 168 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,670 -[Fred screaming] -[clattering] 169 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:22,670 [body thuds] 170 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,040 My dancer's calves! 171 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,923 To the lower school and step on it! 172 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,210 Ollie, I have to help Fred. 173 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:33,001 He can't be helped. 174 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,423 Hi-ya! 175 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:38,879 Fred, why are you on the ground? 176 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,539 I'd explain, but the reason isn't very flattering. 177 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,460 So, are you pursuing any of your interests this weekend? 178 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:52,002 Yeah! I'm going to a book signing tomorrow for the The Caves of Goran. 179 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,253 It's my favorite fantasy novel series. 180 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,883 What? Stop it! No way. Mine too. 181 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,959 That's awesome! Will I see you there? 182 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:00,881 I'll be there with bells on. 183 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,079 Nice, you're going as Rusak, the Bell Tower Monk. 184 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,376 You totally look like him. 185 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,578 Yeah, I get that a lot. 186 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,287 Well, as they say in Goran, "Find the light." 187 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:11,495 I'll see you tomorrow, Fred. 188 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:18,829 Charlotte, I took your advice, and it turns out 189 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:21,327 both Neve and I love The Caves of Goran. 190 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,747 That's awesome. 191 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:25,674 Just one question: What's The Caves of Goran? 192 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:27,331 Seriously? 193 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,537 It's an incredibly popular book series, Fred. 194 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,995 You'll like it. I'll lend you my copies. 195 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,463 Charlotte, you're a doll. 196 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:34,752 I'll swing by later. Fredwina out! 197 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,415 'Sup, Camel? 198 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,250 Did you just call me Camel? 199 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:42,793 No. Unless you like it. 200 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,495 -Nope. -What's going on? 201 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,923 Minty messed with my bow. 202 00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:54,577 See? She did something to it. 203 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,707 But why would Minty do that, Camel? 204 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:00,002 I'll stop that now. 205 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,673 She did it to keep me from breaking the record. 206 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,250 She's doing a stupid school project 207 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,293 about athletes choking just to get in my head. 208 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,035 Good luck. You got ice in your veins. 209 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,035 That's what I told her! 210 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,035 And then I said some stuff about wearing jackets 211 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,375 I'm not very proud of. 212 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,075 Dinner's almost ready. 213 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,206 Ooh! Let's see if I still got the eagle eye. 214 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,038 ♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪ 215 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,575 ♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪ 216 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,247 ♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪ 217 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,253 Did you just see that? 218 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,253 Yeah. Mom's got some moves. 219 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,923 Cooper, Mom just shot three bull's-eyes. 220 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,420 There's nothing wrong with the bow. 221 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:48,327 That means... there's something wrong with me. 222 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,130 [sighs] My heart's pounding, my stomach hurts, 223 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,078 and what's going on with these? 224 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,956 You've got nerves. 225 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,251 I knew you were human. 226 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,503 Charlotte owes me five bucks. 227 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,920 This has never happened to me before, 229 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,125 and I don't like it. 228 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,578 Well, neither do I. 229 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,667 But I'm your big brother and I'm gonna fix you. 230 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,125 Ow! 231 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,628 Is that a pine cone? 232 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,629 I'm trying to calm you down. 233 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:18,579 This worked for a cat on the Internet. 234 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,997 Well, as long as you saw it on the Internet... 235 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,168 You know what? 236 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,542 I'm Cami Wrather. 237 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,748 I'll just will my confidence back. 238 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:38,075 Hi-sies. Mini Minty, making a movie! 239 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,378 Feel the freshness. 240 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,128 What is happening? 241 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,708 Oh, don't mind me. 242 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:46,382 I'm just hanging out in the safest place I could find. 243 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,378 The target you're aiming at. 244 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,208 Bow and arrow humor, y'all. 245 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,293 Get out of here, you mini-monster! 246 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,875 Oh, man, she's lost it. 247 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,499 I can't do this. 248 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,793 I'm choking. 249 00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,495 Minty's totally in my head. 250 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,793 Maybe I should just back out of the tournament. 251 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,995 But you're just three bull's-eyes away from the record. 252 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:08,003 I'd just embarrass myself while Minty films the entire thing. 253 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,130 At least see what the Wratherheads think. 254 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,828 Fine. Just don't use my name. 255 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:15,037 Cami, please. I got this. 256 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,003 Hey, guys, a friend needs our help. 257 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,583 Her name is Tami Drather. 258 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,077 Smooth. 259 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,827 She plays a sport and is going for the record. 260 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:29,167 Unfortunately, she might come up short and embarrass herself. 261 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,830 So... should she quit and save face? 262 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:37,078 Or... go for it and probably lose face in front of everyone? 263 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,383 Wratherheads say go for the record. 264 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,878 Tami thanks you. 265 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,669 As does her brother... Looper. 266 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,040 Don't worry, I'll take care of you. 267 00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,495 I'll make sure Minty stays away from your meet tomorrow. 268 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,003 Ha! Good luck getting rid of me. 269 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,083 I'm not going anywhere. 270 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,003 Nighty night! 271 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,713 P.S. I snore. 272 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,542 [snores loudly] 273 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,460 Fred, where have you been? 274 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:14,712 Well, I was in the den, 275 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,082 and then I rode my bike all the way around to the kitchen. 276 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,206 That got me pretty winded so I hydrated. 277 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,791 Which also winded me. 278 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:21,745 And now I'm here. 279 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,919 I'll pick that up later. 280 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,923 Fred, the book signing is this afternoon. 281 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,170 Now, I've highlighted all the important stuff in the series-- 282 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,630 Charlotte, it's Fredward you're talking to. 283 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,129 Whatcha got there, two, three books? 284 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:36,962 Seven. 285 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,081 Seven? 286 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,665 I'd like to be alone, please. 287 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,785 'Cause you're gonna start reading? 288 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,575 [high-pitched] Sure. Let's go with that. 289 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,131 [muffled screaming] 290 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,833 Hey, Hula Coop. 291 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,037 All dressed up for your sister's big fail? 292 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,705 No, I'm going to a meeting for that special school trip 293 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,132 to Washington D.C. this summer. 294 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:07,458 They left golden envelopes in ten "highly gifted" kids' lockers. 295 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,422 Guess you didn't make it. 296 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,538 Guess I did. 297 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,535 Hi-sies! Thank you so much for picking me for the trip, 298 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,995 but also, of course you did. 299 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,666 Trip? Only place you're going to is detention. 300 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,920 -Uh, but-- -Now get in there. 301 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,504 Cooper! 302 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,875 Huh? 303 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,169 Did I do it? Did I read all the Gorans? 304 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,540 Read? No. Drool? Yes. 305 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,668 The book signing is in an hour! 306 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,540 You're a mess. 307 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,165 Charlotte! 308 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,170 Did you pull another muscle getting up from the couch? 309 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,170 Won't know the answer to that for six to eight hours. 310 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,330 I fell asleep and didn't get to finish the series. 311 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,827 How many books did you get through? 312 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,457 Out of seven? None. 313 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,328 Now I have nothing to talk about with Neve. 314 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,377 You have to come with me and help me fake it. 315 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,328 You think I'm just free whenever to go wherever last minute? 316 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:15,957 Yeah, I'm free. 317 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,883 Caleb canceled our date because of an earache. 318 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,419 Thank you, Charlotte. 319 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,540 You just earned yourself a ride on the back of Fredwina. 320 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,075 Hold my waist tightly 'cause I like to motor. 321 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,211 Cami, we're good to go. 322 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,501 You're not gonna be seeing Minty for a very long time. 323 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,423 -Hi-sies! -[both scream] 324 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:39,540 Did you really think I'd miss getting your epic fail on video? 325 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:43,165 Don't worry, Cooper, she's imaginary. 326 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,830 If she were real... 327 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,037 Do you think she'd let me do this? 328 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,423 [whispering] I think she might be real. 329 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,670 That was a perfectly forged detention slip. 330 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,710 How did you get out? 331 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,292 I used something called charm. 332 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,245 Check the system. Check the system. Check the system. 335 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,542 Check the system. Check the system. Check the system. 333 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,035 Check the system. Check the system. 334 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,285 Check the system. Check the system. Check the system. 335 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,035 Now, if you'll excuse me, 336 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,785 I've got to find a good seat to film this choke-fest. 337 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,245 M-M-Minty out. 338 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,003 Cooper, it's happening again. 339 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,503 I got this. 340 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:28,713 Go away, nerves. 341 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,172 Boo! Hiss! Nobody likes you. 342 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:33,247 Did it work? 343 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,003 You weirdly yelling at my fingers? No. 344 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,293 Hey, guys. 345 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,415 -Cami, you okay? -Absolutely. 346 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,830 If okay means my heart feels like it's pounding out of my chest 347 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,077 and I couldn't hit the side of a barn from ten feet. 348 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,286 She's being sarcastic. 349 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,125 Thanks, I cracked that code. 350 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,043 Competitors to the front. 351 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,075 The tournament will now begin. 352 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,331 You need to delay this thing so I can talk to Cami. 353 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,457 On it. Stalling is one of my hidden talents. 354 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,826 It all started when I was in kindergarten. 355 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,037 -And I wanted to-- -Not me! Them! Go! 356 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:09,924 Excuse me. 357 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,293 Hey, everybody. 358 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,578 Before we begin, I will now sing our school fight song. 359 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,535 Which is totally real and not made-up. 360 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:26,961 ♪ We are the black bears Of North Plains Day ♪ 361 00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:31,671 ♪ In courage, in honor We lead the way ♪ 362 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,884 Now for verse two! Also not made-up. 363 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,077 Wow. There are some real superfans here. 364 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,076 Except for not knowing about the books, you're gonna fit right in. 365 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,036 Yeah. 366 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,535 So my character, Rusak, is he like the town hottie? 367 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,327 The villagers did throw him in a volcano. 368 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,627 So he was hot. Nice. 369 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,920 Straighten your bald spot. Neve's coming. 370 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,500 Find the light, Fred. 371 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,383 Paluna toto. 372 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:09,459 Potato potahto, right back at ya. 373 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,382 [chuckles] 374 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,628 This is why he got thrown into a volcano, am I right? 375 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:18,169 So, Fred, we've been arguing about Goff's quest for the six Awkwors. 376 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,580 You know, that's so funny. 377 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,287 Fred and I were just talking about that. 378 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,165 He said the Norf River is a metaphor for Goff's life. 379 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,330 That is so smart, Fred. 380 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,457 Which is why I definitely said it. 381 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,423 Wait a sec. 382 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,915 That wizard over there 383 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,250 who can't open the ketchup packet is Caleb! 384 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,747 Openus ketchupus. 385 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,290 Dang it. 386 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,957 He said he had an earache. 387 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,671 As they say in Goran, 388 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,540 Nuggle nuggle fweep fweep bwa. 389 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,955 What does that mean? 390 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:55,331 A rough translation involves my foot somewhere near his rear end. 391 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,917 [whimpers] 392 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,961 Come on, everybody, clap your hands if you're happy. 393 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,501 And growl like this if you're nasty. 394 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,253 Grrr. Grrr. 395 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,497 You know the main thing you and I have in common? 396 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,383 We both want to pretend we don't know Cooper right now? 397 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,378 Yes. And... 398 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,168 You and I are both wired the same way. 399 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,500 I know exactly what you're going through, Cami. 400 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,963 -You do? -I was a great archer back in the day. 401 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,171 But the pressure to be great got in my head. 402 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,580 I wanted to stop competing because I was nervous about failing. 403 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,997 Okay, so what did you do about it? 404 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,253 Because I'm really freaking out right now. 405 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:35,293 I overcame my nerves by repeating a very wise expression 406 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,415 over and over again. 407 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,130 "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 408 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:43,245 As long as you throw it at him very hard." 409 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,833 -[giggles] -See? 410 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,037 You just forgot about your nerves for a second. 411 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,415 So say that to yourself right before you shoot. 412 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,540 It'll help you focus and remind you that this is only a game. 413 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,245 -Thanks, Mom. -Of course. 414 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,253 And, you know, whether you break the record or not, 415 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,633 you have a family that loves you very much. 416 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,076 Look at me! I'm a worm. 417 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,075 A very strange family. 418 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,581 Caleb, you cancel on me by saying you have an earache 419 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,627 and then show up here dressed as the Dark Wizard? 420 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,709 -Charlotte, let me explain. -Don't bother. 421 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,832 By the way, you have ketchup dripping from your beard of knowledge. 422 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,036 I'm really sorry. 423 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,075 I just didn't want you to know I like to dress up 424 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,036 as characters from The Caves of Goran. 425 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,325 Why? 426 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:33,457 I know you see me as this tuba-playing bad boy 427 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,002 and, well, I was worried you'd think less of me. 428 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,003 Of course I don't. 429 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,333 Caleb, if this is what you're into, it's cool. 430 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,168 Thanks, Charlotte. 431 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,000 Check it out. 432 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,293 I brought a second book to get autographed 433 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,625 even though you're only allowed one. 434 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,129 [gasps] 435 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,128 My mom warned me about guys like you. 436 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,750 And that's why the caves are so cave-like. 437 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,714 That's an interesting take on book one. 438 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,002 So what did you think of the Goran unicorn uprising? 439 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,173 Oh, I loved it... 440 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,960 Hashtag unified-for-unicorns. One love. 444 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,709 That's really interesting, because... 441 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,132 there is no unicorn uprising! 442 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,708 You know nothing about The Caves of Goran. 443 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,922 Nuggle nuggle fweep fweep bwa! 444 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,667 So, I know that has something to do with my butt. 445 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,752 Fred, why would you lie to me? 446 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,754 Are you just trying to make fun of me and my friends? 447 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,584 No, not at all. 448 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,207 The truth is 449 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,131 I'm new to this whole hanging with a girl thing. 450 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,248 And I was trying to find something we could talk about. 451 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,173 You think that makes it okay to lie? 452 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,210 I know. I messed it all up. 453 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,131 I'm really sorry. 454 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,578 I'll leave. As soon I pull up this bus schedule. 455 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,787 Bus schedule? Where's your new bike? 456 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,205 I sold Fredwina so I could buy all this Goran gear. 457 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,211 You guys have a very expensive hobby. 458 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,211 You sold your bike for me? 459 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,535 I thought I'd get more because it's brand-new, 460 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,125 but somehow it got pretty banged up. 461 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,083 That's sweet. 462 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,036 Do you wanna stay and hang out for a bit? 463 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,575 You still wanna hang out with me? 464 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,127 I do. 465 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,128 You're an interesting creature, Fred. 466 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,628 Just like the Gorans. 467 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,789 Full disclosure, I still don't know what a Goran is. 468 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,165 But this seems like good news. 469 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:24,919 I think I did a really great job with the stalling. 470 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,210 Even though someone threw their shoe at me. 471 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,001 There's always one. 472 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,749 [exhales] Focus, Cami. 473 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,170 Cami, am I in your head? 474 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,630 Ooh! You want to ignore me, but you can't. 475 00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,539 I'm so in your head, I'm dancing with your brain. 476 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,455 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 477 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,542 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 478 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,785 "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 479 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,915 As long as you throw it at him really hard." 480 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,378 [Jenna and Cooper] Thirty-four! 481 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,497 Thirty-five! 482 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,253 One more and she breaks the record. 483 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,330 Miss it, you pipsqueak! 484 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,497 Stop that! What are you doing? 485 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,003 That's my record. 486 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,713 And that's my nana. 487 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,210 Feel the freshness. 488 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:23,251 Feel the freshness. 489 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,043 [distorted] Feel the freshness. 490 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,915 [Jenna and Cooper] Thirty-six! 491 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,960 You did it! 492 00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:34,251 [cheering] 493 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,381 Looks like you're the one who choked on... something. 494 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:41,458 Burn! 495 00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:46,922 There's our champion! 496 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,330 She did it! 497 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,126 Thanks to the best mom ever. 498 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,828 Hey, where's your shoe? 499 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,286 -She did it! -[Cami screams] 500 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,415 Almost there, Ollie. 501 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,290 Three days of not touching the ground in! 502 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:03,325 Ten... 503 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:05,787 [all] Nine, eight, seven-- 504 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,205 I got my bike back! 505 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,671 -Whoa! -No! 506 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,674 Tastes like victory. 507 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,290 With a little bit of foot. 508 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,713 [all cheering] 509 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,326 Ah!