♪ ♪
What up, Wratherheads?
Hold your noses, 'cause we got a stinky one for you today.
Would you rather drink tomato juice out of Fred's skunky boot?
Ugh. I should really wear socks with these things.
Or get sprayed by a giant skunk?
I'm a skunk. Woof-woof!
Sure.
In that can is the stink of a thousand skunks.
When you want to repel a bear,
or even other skunks, use Skunk Blast.
Get yours at Gary's House of Animal Repellents.
Open Thursdays.
Okay, Wratherheads. Looks like you went with...
Boot! Which is probably best, because Skunk Blast is so strong,
Mom said we'd have to spray Fred outside.
And it's really, really cold.
More importantly, Mr. Sash here
won't come down with a case of the stinkies.
Hmm. Fred hasn't taken that sash off
since he was promoted to head hall monitor.
A ceremony neither of you attended, by the way.
There was a ceremony?
I rented a harpist.
Quiet, please.
I want to enjoy my boot juice.
[Ollie slurps]
[gags]
That is the worst thing I have ever tasted.
Wait!
It's kind of growing on me.
[slurping]
[all] Ugh!
[gags]
♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪
♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
♪ Come on Wratherheads, play along ♪
♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪
♪ Would you rather do that ♪
♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
♪ We're doing it with you ♪
♪ I'd rather do that ♪
♪ Ask the world ♪
♪ Would you rather do this ♪
♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪
♪ I'd rather do that ♪
Ask the world!
♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
Ohh. Ollie, the "Would You Wrather" is over.
You can stop drinking out of my boot.
Yeah. I could.
Anyone seen my history textbook?
-I need to finish studying. -[all gasp]
[spits]
Who are you, and what have you done with my brother?
Very funny.
I've been studying all week for my history quiz tomorrow.
[spits]
Maybe you should drink over the sink.
Mom said if I don't bring my history grade up,
I can't go to Kangaroo Jim's
to play the new Zombie Guts VR game this weekend.
Well, I hate to break it to you,
but there's not gonna be any school tomorrow.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about a three-day weekend.
A huge storm's coming in.
My TV weather guy guarantees a snow day tomorrow.
I told all the kids at school, so everyone's blowing off homework.
I thought you had an English presentation due.
I had one due, but I'm not gonna "do" it.
[chuckles]
A little snow day humor.
I think I'll study, just in case.
Cooper, my weather guy is never wrong.
Being struck by lightning has only made him smarter.
I still think it's risky.
What do you think, Ollie?
I'm drinking out of a shoe.
Are you really asking me that?
Oh, I'd like my eggs in a sneaker, please.
-I'm sure you would. -[shoe thuds]
Any minute now, they're going to announce the... ♪ snow day! ♪
-[air horn blares] -[Fred screams]
Cami, for the last time,
no air horns at breakfast.
I still can't believe I had to make that rule.
Cooper, don't forget, tonight's your night to do the dishes.
The War of 1812!
His brain is completely full.
Give him any new information
and a history fact has to fall out to make room.
I hope I didn't need that one for the quiz.
'Cause once it's out, it's gone.
[congested] It's a good thing Cami says today is a snow day,
because I, Charlotte Wrather, have come down with a cold.
[all gasping]
I know. I'm just as disappointed in my immune system as the rest of you.
Let's get some breakfast in you.
[sneezes]
Sorry.
What is wrong with you?!
There's no way you're going to school.
None of us are. I'm telling you, it's gonna be a snow day.
It better be, otherwise,
my perfect attendance record will be ruined,
and this town will have one less hero.
Is it weird I haven't gotten a text from your school yet?
I'm gonna check the news
and see what my weather guy Duke Thunder says.
[keys clacking]
What a storm it was, Minnesota!
And due to all that snow,
it looks like there's gonna be school closings today.
What shocking news.
In fact, all schools are officially closed today.
-[Charlotte, Cami] Yes! -No!
Except North Plains Day School.
-Yes! -[Charlotte, Cami] No!
Duke has great hair.
It seems that the principal of North Plains, Mr. Walker,
stayed up all night
and personally plowed all the streets around the school.
I'm sorry, Cami. Please don't hurt me.
My face is my paycheck!
Hey, that's my name!
What a weird coincidence.
♪ ♪
Mommy?
I'm not feeling so good.
I think I have what Charlotte has.
Maybe I shouldn't go to school.
Oh, Cami.
There's nothing wrong with you.
You're going to school.
All right, people. Time to get our education on.
Not so fast. You're sick.
Must have been one of those 24-minute bugs.
'Cause, look--
[hacks, then sneezes]
Healthy as a horse. Heh.
You are staying home.
But my attendance record!
[sighs]
No sense fighting it, Charlotte.
You and I are staying home.
Not you. You're going.
And don't you dare try and skip school behind my back.
Well, if you really want to keep tabs on everyone,
just active your Family Follower app.
After that school safety seminar,
I installed it on all of your phones.
So you'll know exactly where each child is at all times.
Good idea, Fred.
Yeah. He's full of 'em.
No need to thank me.
Now let's hustle. After all, I am the human traffic light
that keeps our hallways safe.
Heavy is the head that wears that crown.
Oops. Forgot something. Be right back.
I'm not letting my perfect attendance record go down without a fight.
I have a plan, but I'm going to need your help.
All I heard was "fight" and "plan." I'm in.
Cami, hurry up.
Look, I know you blew off your work,
but as someone who's gotten his share of Fs,
trying writing "-antastic" after the "F."
It never works, but it always makes me feel better.
Please. I could get a B in my sleep.
This is about Principal Walker stealing a day off
from hundreds of school kids.
I need to give them their snow day.
So what are you gonna do? Shut down the school yourself?
No!
Cooper,
think of all the sweet children
who won't be making snow angels today.
Or the even sweeter children who won't be throwing snowballs
at the ones making snow angels.
I'm thinking I need to ace my fourth period quiz.
Just take it Monday. I'll help you study over the weekend.
Do you know how long it took me to jam this stuff into my brain?
By Monday, it'll all be gone. My time is now!
[huffs] I'm sorry, but I'm shutting it down.
Unless I stop you.
You sure you want to go up against me?
You sure you want to step in the cage with Coop-zilla?
'Cause he's a beast that fears no one.
-[air horn blares] -Aah! Ow!
-[whistle trills] -Where's the fire, son?
Slow it down.
But you three, keep it moving. The only jam I want to see
-is in your sandwich. -[whistle trills]
Cami, you said there would be a snow day.
Now everyone's mad at you.
For now, but I'll fix this.
What's behind your back?
Uh, her locker, a wall,
and I think, geographically, the parking lot.
Thanks, Delaware, but I got this.
Just let everyone know I'm taking care of things.
-Can I do it in a British accent? -Sure.
[in British accent] 'Ello, everyone!
I don't know what you're planning, but don't do it.
Also, tell me what you're planning.
No.
Shoot, I thought that would work.
You know what?
I will tell you, because you can't stop me anyway.
This is a fake letter that I forged
from the school superintendent.
It orders Principal Walker to immediately shut down the school.
You can't give Walker that.
No, it's really easy. I'm just gonna slip it under his office door.
Look at all these sad sacks.
I let them down.
Now, I get to give them their snow day.
Louisiana Purchase!
Darn it!
Can't let Walker see that letter.
[whistle trills]
-Ow! -Violation!
Fred, I don't have time for this.
Everyone has time for safety.
Let's read the rules together, shall we?
Section B, paragraph 2 clearly states that--
[gasps] Violation!
[whistle trilling]
-[blowing] -[Mr. Kasselman] Ms. Wrather,
in order to have perfect attendance,
you must be present in every class.
Mr. Kasselman, according to the dictionary,
the definition of "being present"
is to exist at the current time.
Can you see me? Can you hear me?
-Yes, but... -Well, then, I'm present.
[sneezes]
This whole thing is very, very creepy.
Just think of it as Virtual Charlotte. [chuckles]
I am a robot.
Boop, beep, boop. -Ollie, stop that.
Negative.
Ooh! Science juice!
Ollie, do not mix those chemicals until I get there--
[Jenna] Charlotte, are you talking to someone?
No.
I--I must have been having a fever dream.
Thanks for waking me, Mama.
Poor girl. You just need to take it easy.
I will be on my phone rescheduling showings.
Yell if you need anything.
I love you, Mama.
[kids screaming on phone]
It's a "Foam-nado!" Run!
[kids screaming]
Ollie, what did you do?
I went with my gut.
Principal Walker?
I gotta find that letter.
Hello?
Ooh. What's that?
Dang it.
I want to look away, but I can't.
[Charlotte on tablet screen] You guys want to meet up for lunch later?
Where should we sit?
I bet I know where Sara wants to sit!
Near Kevin McCormick! [chuckles]
-[thuds] -Ow!
Being a robot is hard.
Ollie, there you are.
We've been looking for you. What are you wearing?
My sister's face.
-What? What's happening? -I'm taking Ollie back to class.
What? No! I have six more periods!
Beep, boop. Goodbye, Charlotte.
Okay, don't panic. This is my free period,
and then there's lunch.
That's enough time to sneak out, get to school,
and save my perfect attendance.
Oh, keep that blanket on!
You need to sweat that cold out.
Thus, my old family saying:
[both] "The sweatier, the bettier."
Anyway, good news.
I am all done with work now, so I can sit here,
and just focus on getting you better.
Yay.
Now, let's get mean Mr. Mucus out of my baby.
Oh--
[Principal Walker] Is that--
-[thuds] -Ow! James Madison!
Cooper, why are you in my office going through my stuff?
When I came to report someone sneaking into your office,
I had no idea it was my very own brother.
I didn't sneak into your office.
This is all so overwhelming.
Principal Walker, you don't understand.
I'm the good guy here.
[scoffs] What's that?
I don't know, but it looks official.
That's mine.
-Oh, it's nothing. -Then why does it have my name on it?
[gasps]
Cooper. How could you?
What are you talking about?
You promised me
you deleted the picture of me at the water park.
Wait, what?
You set me up.
There was never a letter.
What were you gonna do, Wrather?
Make copies for all your friends,
so you all could have a good laugh?
-No! I-- -[Cami] Well, I should get to class.
If I'm not gonna pack snowballs today,
I should at least pack in the learnin'.
-Principal Walker-- -Don't.
Just... don't.
But I have to go stop her.
Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.
You sit over there.
I can't even look at you.
Principal Walker, you're wasting precious time.
Cami is trying to shut down the school. You have to trust me.
You lost my trust
the minute I found you sneaking around my office.
So what are you planning on doing with me?
Well, first off, I'm writing your mom a note.
But I can't decide whether to start,
"Dear Mrs. Wrather," or "Hey, Cuddle Bunny."
I vote for number one.
In the meantime, you sit there
till I figure out what to do with you.
That's one large water bottle you got there.
I like to stay hydrated.
Drinking all that water
must make you have to go to the bathroom a lot, huh?
Oh, please.
You really think you can make me have to go, just by--
Uh-oh.
Problem, Principal Walker?
Oh!
Hey, Chief. Here are today's running violations.
Hall Monitor, I found Wrather in my office up to no good.
Keep him here till I get back.
Clear a path!
Great! He's gone. Now I can finally stop Cami.
No go, amigo. You're under my watch now.
Your reckless hallway behavior has finally caught up with you.
Are you serious?
I blame myself, really. If only I had spent more time
playing catch with you when you were young.
So, uh, Skunk Blast, huh?
When you say this stuff is stinky, how stinky are we talkin'?
Trust me. You don't want to know.
I don't? Huh. Thought I did.
Well, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to clear your name.
You don't even wanna know what people are calling you.
Doesn't matter. 'Cause once we place
these 12 cans in all the major vents--
They call you "Frosty the Snow Fraud!"
[exhales]
And that's just the teachers.
Well, that's all about to end,
'cause the timers will all go off at 10 a.m.,
and this place will smell like the business end of a skunk.
-His butt, Delaware. -[chuckles softly]
♪ ♪
Fred, I didn't do anything.
Cami is gonna shut down the school,
and I'm gonna fail the-- William Henry Harrison!
And there goes another fact.
Coop, you don't think I want to help you? You're my best friend.
But if I disobey Walker, he'll fire me from Hall Monitor.
I like having a whistle.
And I like going to Kangaroo Jim's. Let me out of here!
-[sighs] -I want to, but...
I can't. I took an oath to enforce the rules.
I'm torn.
What if we ask the Wratherheads?
I guess it couldn't hurt.
Hey, Wratherheads. We need your help. Quickly.
Would you rather disobey an order to help your best friend,
or stay true to your sworn duty?
[laughs] I said "duty."
[chimes]
Darn it! I can't believe they chose duty!
[both laughing]
Stop it, Cooper.
[sighs] Well...
guess you have to go with the Wratherheads.
No. You have to go with the Wratherheads.
Once I heard it out loud,
I realized there was only one choice to make:
help my best friend.
Really? Are you sure?
[sighs] Let's do this. Once this sash is off,
the only rule is, there are no rules. [takes deep breath]
A little help, here?
-Wait. Wait, hold on! -Ow!
[Jenna, sing-songy] Sleepy tea's almost ready!
That's great, Mom.
Now to put on the world's most boring movie.
Boom.
-Here we go. [Charlotte chuckles]
What's this?
I'll Cry If I Font To: A Documentary About Fonts?
How excited are you?
Is that a trick question?
I think that I'm not in the mood for tea.
You have it. [chuckles]
[sing-songy] It's starting!
Come sit under this snuggly blanket. [giggles]
[Documentary narrator] When printing began in the 15th century,
Venetian publisher Aldus Manutius used italics,
a slanted type of print, to fit more words on a page.
Do you mind if I dim the lights?
Not at all. This couldn't get any scarier.
[narrator] The origin of the font Comic Sans
are anything but comedic.
[sighs] Sweet Moses.
And now we wait.
[snoring]
Or not.
♪ ♪
Okay. Coast is clear.
We just need to find Cami, who could be anywhere.
We could track her down if Walker approved my request
for a bloodhound as my first lieutenant.
Wait. We have something better.
There's nothing better than this guy.
Look, his badge says, "Above the paw." Aw.
But I'm talking about Family Follower.
That app you weirdly installed on all of our phones.
Again, no need to thank me.
I could track everyone. Mom's at home,
for some reason Charlotte's a block from the house,
and here's Cami,
15 feet above the cafeteria.
That could be a clue.
Let's go!
Hey, guys. You ready for your snow day?
The better question is, are you ready for your "no day"?
-What? -He was trying to be clever.
It didn't work.
Whatever. The bottom line is, I stopped you.
Coop-zilla for the win.
What are you talking about?
In about a minute, a giant wave of Skunk Blast
is gonna clear this place out.
You mean the cans that you put in the vents
that are now right here in your backpack?
We tracked your every move.
Are you serious? My dance costume is in there.
You mean the swan one that you're supposed to wear
at your competition this weekend?
Looks like you better disarm the Skunk Blast.
Your move, little swan.
Quack, quack.
-Swans don't quack. -Don't step on my moment.
Cooper, the timers can't be shut down.
What are you saying?
[huffs] I'm saying, those 12 cans of Skunk Blast
are about to go off in your arms.
[timer beeping]
-Coop! Get that thing out of here! -[Cooper yells]
There you are, Cooper. I gotcha.
-What's in the bag? -[Cooper yells]
[Fred yells]
-[grunts] -Give me that!
A hall monitor always protects his halls. Clear a path!
-[screaming] -[beeping rapidly]
-[thud] -[cans hissing]
Fred!
[coughs, groans]
That's the bravest thing I've ever seen.
-[Fred coughing] -You're a hero. Get in here.
-[all coughing] -On second thought,
stay outside. Oh! [coughs]
-Charlotte? -I'm here.
Present and accounted for.
[Jenna on phone] Charlotte Wrather,
I cannot believe you lulled me to sleep
so that you could go to school.
Sorry, but I'm staying.
My perfect attendance record depends on it.
I'll make you a deal.
If you go home right now,
I'll mark you present in every class.
-Really? -Yes.
'Cause the stink comin' off of you is burning all my nose hairs!
Lookin' good, Cuddle Bunny.
You too, Cuddle Bear.
Yeah. I'm done.
Trying to stink up the school
so you can get yourself a snow day?
You're in big trouble, Cooper.
Actually, Principal Walker, it was me.
I brought the Skunk Blast to school.
Cooper was the one who stopped me.
-Is that right? -Yes, sir.
Well, me and the bravest hall monitor around.
It's why I wear the colors.
[gasps]
♪ ♪
I can't believe Coop is playing at Kangaroo Jim's
while we're grounded.
It's bad enough everyone at school is singing
"Frosty the Snow Fraud."
What about me? My only crime was wanting to attend my classes.
Uh, you basically knocked me out
and snuck out of the house.
And you tried to evacuate your entire school.
Fine. If you want to put it that way.
♪ ♪
[Ollie] Beep, boop. Goodbye.