1 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:05,327 -Hey, Wratherheads. -Jenna: Oh, I've had it! 2 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:06,787 Hold that thought. 3 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:10,207 Mom, what happened? 4 00:00:10,291 --> 00:00:13,961 The kitchen faucet broke again and sprayed water everywhere. 5 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:15,961 Huh, I really thought that gym sock 6 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:18,751 and three rubber bands you wrapped around it would have done the trick. 7 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,919 Mr. Brunell is a plumber. I'm gonna go next door and see if he can fix it. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,540 You haven't done anything to upset him recently, have you? 9 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,825 No! Wait. 10 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,670 His hair grew back, right? 11 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:34,793 (computer chimes) 12 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,285 As you can see, we've been having a plumbing issue. 13 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,495 So today's question is 14 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:41,003 would you rather be a human pipe cleaner... 15 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:45,671 Why are there bristles on the inside? It tickles. 16 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,827 Or be a human plunger. 17 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,877 What? Human plunger? 18 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:54,669 You told me it was crazy hat day. 19 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,668 Vote now. 20 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,580 Plunger, plunger, plunger! 21 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,793 You remember my sister Marlowe. 22 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:05,125 She just moved home from performing arts school 23 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:08,958 and hasn't met that many people yet, so she's always up in my business. 24 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:12,213 Speaking of business, need a singer? 25 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:15,751 I'm available for parties, ribbon cuttings, and bar mitzvahs. 26 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:16,884 Mazel tov. 27 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:21,042 The votes are in. Human pipe cleaner wins. 28 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:22,205 You're up, Ollie. 29 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,285 Oh, darn, you mean I don't get to stick my head in a toilet? 30 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,750 Today, we have a dirty pipe that's filled with mystery gunk. 31 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:34,254 That's my favorite kind of gunk. 32 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,672 All right, Ollie, get in that pipe. 33 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:41,790 Speaking of pipes, need a singer for a boss's retirement party? 34 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,495 ♪ You're old and it's time to go ♪ 35 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:53,625 To all the children of the world, dreams do come true. 36 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,166 -Uh... -Uh, he's stuck. 37 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,883 -Nothing's moving. -The pipe is clogged. 38 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:03,787 You know what that means. 39 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:09,665 All: Plunger! Plunger! Plunger! Plunger! Plunger! Plunger! 40 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:13,542 Congratulations, kid. You're back in showbiz. 41 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,786 (theme song playing) 42 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,671 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 43 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:21,924 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 44 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,083 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 45 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,416 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 46 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,750 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 47 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:27,084 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 48 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:28,286 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 49 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,958 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 50 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,375 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 51 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,212 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 52 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:35,421 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 53 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:36,833 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 54 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:37,957 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 55 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,205 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 56 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:40,631 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 57 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,039 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 58 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,375 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 59 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,498 ♪ Ask the world ♪ 60 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:45,713 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 61 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:46,922 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 62 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,293 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 63 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:49,455 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 64 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:50,875 ♪ No matter what we do ♪ 65 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,129 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 66 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,208 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 67 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,171 Ask the world! 68 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,130 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 69 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:02,247 Guys, Cami and I have a huge surprise. 70 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,333 I know what it is. I've known for a week. 71 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,877 Who can keep a secret? This guy. 72 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,674 OK, remember Dad's annual tradition 73 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,130 of taking us to see the Duluth Diamond Dogs? 74 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,710 Look at their faces. 75 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,672 They don't know what's coming. They're going to freak! 76 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,210 Those baseball games were some of the sweetest times 77 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,751 we spent together as a family. 78 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,174 I loved throwing peanut shells at the rival fans. 79 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,540 Not in my house, Bismarck! Woof woof! 80 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,785 And I loved sitting with Dad, pretending we didn't know who you were. 81 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,961 I loved the hot dog lady's stories about prison. 82 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:36,541 You don't fink on Irma. Not in her yard. 83 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:43,915 Well, it's been a few years, so Cami and I wanted to start the tradition back up. 84 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,790 -Which is why-- -They got you tickets to Saturday's game. 85 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:48,575 Both: Fred! 86 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,787 Sorry, but it's called getting to the point. 87 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:54,247 Anyway, it's the biggest game of the year. 88 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,415 -The minor league championship. -How'd you even get tickets? 89 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,830 -They sell out months in advance. -We just went online and got lucky. 90 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:04,747 Guys, that is so sweet. Wait, did you say the game is Saturday? 91 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,827 That's the only day Mr. Brunell can fix the faucet. 92 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:11,037 Jenna, don't worry. I'll stay and let Mr. Brunell in. 93 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:15,165 We're buds. I wave at him every morning and he playfully pretends not to see me. 94 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:19,958 I appreciate that, Fred, but the only other time we left you in charge 95 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:22,751 you let your grandma turn our house into a bingo hall. 96 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:24,384 You got your cut. 97 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,535 Look, you can trust me this time, I promise. 98 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,665 All right, but I'm depending on you. 99 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,880 -Let me get you a key. -Good one, Jenna. 100 00:04:34,959 --> 00:04:37,169 (laughs) I've had one for years. 101 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:38,792 "Let me get you a key." 102 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:40,995 You, madam, are a delight. (laughs) 103 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:46,884 (rock music playing) 104 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,753 (turns off music) 105 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,423 Marlowe, how much of that did you see? 106 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,205 Too much. 107 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,327 Fred, I have a problem. 108 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:09,127 Yeah, you creep up on people like a horror movie ghost. 109 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:14,131 As you know, I've been preparing for my spectacular one-person show. 110 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:17,128 Ooh, are you going to use any of those opening jokes I wrote for you? 111 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,328 Those are jokes? 112 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:23,083 Anyway, some kids from my new school are showing up at our house in an hour. 113 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:26,165 -Mom's gonna love that. -That's the problem. 114 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,880 Mom just got called into work, 115 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:30,629 so I need you to come home and supervise, 116 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,879 or I'll have to cancel my performance. 117 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:33,919 I can't do that. 118 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,540 I promised Jenna I'd stay here and wait for Mr. Brunell. 119 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:39,285 -(knock on door) -That's probably him now. 120 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,710 Hey, Fred. 121 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,832 Wait, did I go to the wrong house again? 122 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,503 No, right house, but Charlotte's not here. 123 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,383 She's in Duluth at the Diamond Dogs game. 124 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:52,582 I didn't know she played baseball. 125 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:53,919 Nice! 126 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:56,832 Is this dude for real? 127 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,540 Charlotte will be back tonight if you want to try later. 128 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:03,075 OK. I hope she hits a home run. 129 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,174 Sorry, Marlowe, looks like you're staying here with me 130 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,000 and you'll have to cancel your show. 131 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:13,747 But my show... 132 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,038 is just beginning. 133 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,415 (rock music playing) 134 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,670 (organ plays) 135 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,210 Ooh, Twin Falls fans. Boo! 136 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,541 Chew on some potatoes, Idaho! Woof woof! 137 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:38,245 Mom, chill. That's someone's grandma. 138 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,923 Sorry, I'll behave. Fear the canines! 139 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:44,958 You made her cry. 140 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:47,288 You guys wait here. 141 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:50,575 The website said to pick up our tickets at the will-call window. 142 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,415 Hey, welcome to Duluth Stadium, home of the Diamond Dogs. 143 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,500 Woof woof! 144 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:02,208 Hi, we're trying to pick up tickets for Wrather. Woof woof! 145 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:06,789 Um... oh, nope. Nothing under that name. Woof woof. 146 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:10,208 Uh, can you check again? We purchased five tickets. 147 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:12,538 Sorry, woof woof. 148 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:18,130 Uh, yeah, all I have left under "W" is five tickets for Wagner. 149 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,748 (sadly) Woof woof. 150 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,290 Hey, enough with the woofs. 151 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,285 But the website said to pick the tickets up here. 152 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:28,205 Uh-oh, sounds like someone fell for an online ticket scam. 153 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:30,331 What? No. Coop, show him our receipt. 154 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,877 Uh, I don't have the receipt. I thought you had it. 155 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:36,039 -Why would I have it? -Everything OK? 156 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,455 -You betcha. -So good. (chuckles nervously) 157 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,460 What are we gonna do? We promised everyone tickets. 158 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:43,752 And Mom just drove two hours to get here. 159 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:45,584 (organ playing "Charge") 160 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,961 Guys, hurry. The game is starting. 161 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:51,291 You know what, I bet those Wagner tickets are ours. 162 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:54,455 -They probably just mislabeled them. -Yeah, kind of spelled the same. 163 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,752 -And it said five tickets. -They must be ours. 164 00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:01,922 -Hi, we're trying to pick up five tickets. -We think they put them under Wagner. 165 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,423 -Well, now we have to do it. -Both: Woof woof. 166 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:14,043 OK, Marlowe, I brought you your sun tea. 167 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,213 (indistinct chatter) 168 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,543 -Marlowe! -Hey, Fred. 169 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,081 What is all this? 170 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,286 Remember how you told me to cancel my show? 171 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,535 -Yes. -Well, I didn't. 172 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,883 I moved it here and it's starting in five minutes. 173 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,459 Thanks for understanding. Bye! 174 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:33,829 Uh-uh. 175 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,749 Is that Jenna's bedroom furniture? 176 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,080 -How'd you even get this stuff down here? -I hired some muscle. 177 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,208 Hey, Fred! 178 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,330 Your sister asked for my help. She's giving me a yo-yo. 179 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,205 She might give you a yo-yo. 180 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:53,789 Marlowe, I'm only here to wait for Mr. Brunell. 181 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,375 Jenna trusted me with her house. 182 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:57,378 I'm not letting a bunch of kids run loose in here. 183 00:08:57,917 --> 00:08:59,537 This is important to me, Fred. 184 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,245 It's not easy making friends when you're the new girl. 185 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,964 But once my classmates see 186 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:08,881 "The History of Lady M: One Girl's Journey to Stardom," 187 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:11,499 they'll see how grounded and down to earth I am. 188 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:15,503 Ah. 189 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:18,963 Marlowe, that is not down to earth. Shut if off now. 190 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:23,917 Forget it. I'll just tell everyone to leave. 191 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,040 Get used to not having any friends. 192 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,583 (sighs) 193 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:32,127 OK, exactly how long is this show? 194 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,294 I'd say an hour. Four and a half, tops. 195 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:39,081 -One hour. -So I can do it? 196 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:42,916 -Yes, you can do it. -Thank you! 197 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,830 OK, blondie, you can bring in Melvin. 198 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,417 (whinnies) 199 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,075 Is that a mini-horse? 200 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,457 Yeah, for my grand entrance. 201 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:57,748 I wanted a big one, but I blew all my cash on the sign. 202 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:07,497 The luxury box? These seats are crazy! 203 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:10,963 Are you sure we're in the right place? This is so fancy. 204 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,753 I mean, not that I'm not fancy. 205 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:15,174 Sometimes, I buy the brand-name ice cream. 206 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,580 A buffet with three trays of buffalo wings? 207 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,789 Mama, is this heaven? 208 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,035 Uh, Cami, I'm starting to think the Wagner tickets weren't ours. 209 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,785 I think you're right. We must have gotten scammed. 210 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,875 So it's either we leave and ruin Dad's tradition, 211 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:39,249 or stay and hope the Wagners don't show. 212 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,583 -But what if they do? -But what if they don't? 213 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,327 That is a really good point. 214 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,327 What a view! 215 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:49,207 Look at all those Twin Falls jerseys. I am gonna make it rain peanut shells! 216 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,920 I don't know her. 217 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,420 Ah, you must be the Wagner children. 218 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,040 I'm Nancy Derricks, owner of the Duluth Diamond Dogs. 219 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,705 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 220 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:07,252 Oh, well, thank you for giving it to us. 221 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,463 (chuckles nervously) 222 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,172 Us, the Wagners. That's our name. 223 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,705 So, is that your mother? 224 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,332 Oh, I'm such a fan of her writing. 225 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,880 Her books. 226 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,042 Oh, her books. (chuckles) 227 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,248 There isn't a Carolyn Wagner book I haven't read. 228 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,963 My favorites are the ones about your family. 229 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,381 I've read so many, I feel like I know you myself. 230 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,535 You must be the twins with psychic abilities. 231 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,625 I knew you were gonna say that. 232 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:38,749 (laughter) 233 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,134 And this must be young Pip, 234 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:44,378 the little guy with the genius IQ. 235 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:48,208 Whoo, those wings were spicy. Get ready for the toot train. 236 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,331 Will you stop handing me half-eaten bones? 237 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,327 Let me guess... Victoria. 238 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:57,077 The cranky nanny with the heart of gold. 239 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,375 Cranky nanny with a what now? 240 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,828 Well, you enjoy yourselves. I'm just going to say 241 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:07,457 -a quick hello to your mother. -No! Um, she likes to keep to herself. 242 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:10,002 So it's probably best just to, you know, 243 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,003 leave her alone during the game. 244 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:15,963 Yes, I am aware that Carolyn Wagner is a bit of a recluse. 245 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,754 Who are we talking about? 246 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,789 To be honest, I'm surprised she showed up. 247 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,875 I didn't even know what she looked like until today. 248 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:27,539 Well, Mom does like to keep a low profile. 249 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,665 You're out! 250 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:32,000 Take that weak sauce back to Twin Falls! Woof woof! 251 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:36,044 Whoo, but she sure does love your Diamond Dogs. 252 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:44,076 You stole someone's tickets? 253 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:47,576 No, we didn't steal them. We just assumed they were ours 254 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,497 and then found out they're not, so now we're lying about our identities. 255 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,003 There's a difference. 256 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,293 Great, so now, I'm supposed to be your nanny? 257 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,455 Yeah, just fetch us food when we ask for it 258 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,753 and do whatever we say. Sound fun? 259 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,875 -That's not happening. -Charlotte. 260 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,829 Look, OK, we didn't mean to lie. 261 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,287 We just wanted to continue Dad's tradition. 262 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,035 And, and look how happy Mom is. 263 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,915 My grandmother could have hit that curveball! 264 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,292 Do you really want to take that joy away from her? 265 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,995 Fine. Even though I don't approve, 266 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,583 I don't want to be the one to ruin Dad's tradition. 267 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,877 I'll be the beautiful nanny. 268 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,499 -It was cranky. -Not anymore. 269 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,960 (clears throat) 270 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:29,081 It seems that Pip has found the dessert tray. 271 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,917 Come on, Victoria, do your job. It's... 272 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,001 Let's go, Pip. 273 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,132 I don't speak to the help. 274 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:46,915 ♪ Toyland, toyland ♪ 275 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,830 ♪ Little girl and boy land ♪ 276 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,627 Childhood, am I right? 277 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,825 Hey, get your feet off there. 278 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:59,957 Your juice box better not have left a ring on this table. 279 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,673 And at age four, I caught the acting bug. 280 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,540 What am I watching? I thought this was a party. 281 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,125 There isn't even any cake. 282 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,165 No, stay out of that kitchen. 283 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,630 Uh, Fred. 284 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,707 We have a problem. 285 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,382 (thumping) 286 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,168 (neighs) 287 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:24,289 How could a horse lock himself in the bathroom? 288 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,205 Not sure, but I do know one thing. 289 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:29,131 I do not want to go in there when he's done. 290 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,918 Courtesy flush, bro. 291 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,207 (cheers and applause) 292 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,254 Here's the thing, John. Just send me the report, 293 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,633 and I'll be happy to look over the numbers. 294 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:45,001 -Ollie, what are you talking about? -I have no idea. 295 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,538 Mr. Mayor, get over here, you rascal, you! 296 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:57,375 -OK, so far, so good. -What part of this is good? 297 00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,538 It's the fourth inning and still no sign of the real Wagners. 298 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,125 -Me again. -(all yelp) 299 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,790 Did I startle you? I figured you'd know 300 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,415 I was coming over before I'd even thought about it. 301 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:13,246 Huh? Oh, oh, I was just in the middle of telling my twin brother a joke. 302 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,287 (laughs) 303 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,079 Incredible. 304 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,036 I think you mean "twin-credible." 305 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,040 Stay in your lane, Victoria. 306 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,078 Ooh, mini tacos. 307 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:31,666 I know your mother is a private person, but I would really love to say hello. 308 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,460 As would the rest of my book club. 309 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,788 A book club? 310 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,418 They have so many questions, and I own the place, so... 311 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,540 it's happening. 312 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,543 Hi there, Nancy Derricks, owner of the Diamond Dogs. 313 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,875 A meet and greet with the owner of the team? 314 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,579 How much did you guys pay? 315 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,327 (laughter) 316 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,127 There's that sense of humor. 317 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,128 Just one of the many things I love about you. 318 00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:03,042 Oh, well, I'm sure there's lots of things I love about you, too, lady I just met. 319 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,415 (laughter) 320 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,880 -You know, I've always wanted to ask-- -Oh, whoa! 321 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,709 Uh, is that a T-shirt cannon, Mom? 322 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,417 What, out of my way! Free stuff! 323 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:19,745 What do you mean the city doesn't deal with angry ponies in bathrooms? 324 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,584 Why do we pay taxes? 325 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,002 Where'd everyone go? 326 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,503 They called their parents to pick them up because they were bored. 327 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,333 I guess my show wasn't a good idea for making friends. 328 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:37,133 Marlowe, you don't make friends by performing for people. 329 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,958 You do it by getting to know them. 330 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,461 But how? 331 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:45,172 When I met Cooper, we were just two kids in the sandbox. 332 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,670 But when we started talking, we found out that we had a lot in common. 333 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,625 You'll make lots of friends. You just have to let it happen. 334 00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:53,789 You can't force it. 335 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,130 Thanks, Fred. 336 00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,249 Oh, I almost forgot. 337 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,133 Someone left this on the door. 338 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:06,211 Oh, no! Mr. Brunell came to fix the faucet but no one answered the door. 339 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,171 It's the one thing Jenna asked me to do and I blew it. 340 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,165 Uh, Fred. 341 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,170 We have another problem with the horse. 342 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,130 What do you mean? You got him out. 343 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,423 Actually, he got himself out. 344 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,328 Are you kidding me? 345 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,040 Apparently, this guy likes to kick. 346 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,165 Oh, and he also ate all the little soaps. 347 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,080 Now his kisses smell like lavender. 348 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:33,917 Yes, they do. 349 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,423 I'm sorry, Fred. This is my fault. 350 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,326 No, it's my fault. 351 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,627 Jenna trusted me and I let her down. 352 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,130 So... where are we on that yo-yo? 353 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,330 (clears throat) Wipies. 354 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,627 (scoffs) 355 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,208 All clean. 356 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,077 Aww, now this is what it's all about. 357 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,496 Watching our Diamond Dogs together as a family. 358 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:18,537 I'll be right back. I'm gonna go fight that old lady for the last crab leg. 359 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,745 Guys, we made it seven innings and still no Wagners. 360 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,044 I think we're home free. 361 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,004 -It's time! -Uh, time for what? 362 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,330 At each game, we choose a celebrity 363 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,208 to lead the stadium in a rousing rendition of the team fight song. 364 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,541 Today, it's your mother. 365 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,165 -What? -Oh, boy. 366 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,998 Hey, Mom, remember when you said this day couldn't get any better? 367 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,673 Well, it did. You just won a contest. 368 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,830 Yeah, we sent in a video of you singing, 369 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:57,457 and they chose you to do the 7th inning stretch fight song. 370 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,082 Are you kidding me? 371 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,211 That is awesome! 372 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,501 I'm not totally surprised. 373 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,833 My talents couldn't go unrecognized forever. 374 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,577 Organ player is about to begin. 375 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:15,417 This is so fun! Hello, Duluth. 376 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,883 Time to bust out the bag. 377 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:26,132 ♪ When the Diamond Dogs Take the field, woof woof ♪ 378 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,748 ♪ The other team is sure to yield ♪ 379 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,670 OK. 380 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,628 Look, that's me! 381 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,250 Oh, hey, they messed up. I'm not Carolyn Wagner. 382 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,745 What do you mean you're not Carolyn Wagner? 383 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,584 I'm Jenna Wrather. 384 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,040 ♪ We swing our bats We'll beat those rats ♪ 385 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,709 ♪ We are the Diamond Dogs, woof woof ♪ 386 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,576 Get that mic away from her. 387 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,415 Tell me when it's over. 388 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,630 What? Hey! 389 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,673 Can someone please tell me what's going on? 390 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,875 We, um, we might have used someone else's tickets 391 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,709 thinking they were ours. 392 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,082 Woof woof? 393 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,457 (Charlotte chuckles nervously) 394 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:19,252 I'm just the hired help. I was duped into all of this. 395 00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:24,084 Mrs. Derricks, I am so sorry. 396 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,376 We're gonna go. 397 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,668 Yes, yes, I think that'd be best. 398 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,750 OK, oh! 399 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,332 Mr. Mayor, you have my deets. Text me. 400 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,170 I brought over all the tools I could find. 401 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,291 -Whoa. -Surprise. 402 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,210 This place looks great. 403 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,001 But it won't make much difference. 404 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,883 The kitchen faucet and bathroom door are still broken. 405 00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,499 Nope, all fixed. 406 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,043 I patched the door and sealed the faucet. 407 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,495 I come from a family of handymen. 408 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,673 (clears throat) 409 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,130 Sorry. Handypeople. 410 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,463 Wow, you guys really saved me. 411 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:12,422 Well, you were there for me, so I wanted to be there for you. 412 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,794 I earned my yo-yo, dude. 413 00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:20,829 Thanks, guys. It all worked out. Jenna will never know what happened. 414 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,037 (neighing) 415 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,375 Oh, man. I knew I forgot something. 416 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,497 No, bad Melvin! 417 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,883 Why didn't you go when you were locked in the bathroom? 418 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,793 That's not nice. 419 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,915 All: Ugh, ugh, ugh. 420 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,750 I can't believe you took someone else's tickets. 421 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,834 -We're sorry. We thought they were ours. -And when we realized they weren't, 422 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:47,037 we just went along with it because we didn't want to ruin Dad's tradition. 423 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:50,919 Mom, I felt the same way you do. But once they explained 424 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,880 the reason they were doing it, in a weird way, it made sense. 425 00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,879 Oh, by the way, I can't make dinner on Thursday. 426 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,040 The mayor and I are recording our first podcast. 427 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,328 Sorry we let you down. 428 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,331 Look, I get why you did it. 429 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:09,167 But Dad's tradition wasn't even about a baseball game. 430 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,500 He just wanted to make sure we spent time together as a family. 431 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,543 Well, aside from being kicked out and publicly humiliated, 432 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,705 mission accomplished. 433 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:20,960 Well, I'm still mad. I never got to finish my song. 434 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,790 Well, I think we can fix that. 435 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:28,461 All: ♪ When the Diamond Dogs Take the field, woof woof ♪ 436 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,290 (singing off-key) ♪ The other team is sure to-- ♪ 437 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,495 Let's just wait until we're in the car. 438 00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:40,077 Fred, thanks for house-sitting for us. 439 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,456 Yeah, I'm impressed. Not a bingo card in sight. 440 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:45,752 Yeah, although, does anyone else smell horse? 441 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:49,955 -It's Ollie. -How dare... 442 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:51,501 (sniffs) Yep, that's me. 443 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,043 Victoria, wipies. 444 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,331 Uh, anyone want anything from the kitchen? 445 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,377 -No, I'm good. -Just more popcorn. 446 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:05,788 Dixon filled me in. Your secret's safe with me. 447 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:08,495 You're just lucky my boyfriend is such a good handyman. 448 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,785 (water running) 449 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,915 Jenna: Yay, the faucet's fixed! 450 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,080 (Jenna yelps) 451 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:17,208 Jenna, you broke it! 452 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,331 Jenna: Out of my way!