1 00:00:02,291 --> 00:00:03,541 Hey, Wratherheads! 2 00:00:03,709 --> 00:00:05,789 Someone's got a 13th birthday coming up. 3 00:00:05,959 --> 00:00:08,169 -It's me! -You're talking to a tree. 4 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:11,253 It's me! 5 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,753 So Mom suggested we do a special birthday edition 6 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:16,294 that's full of surprises. 7 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:19,833 The first surprise. I'll be the one doing whatever you guys pick. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,750 I'm actually OK with that. 9 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:24,424 (groans) I'm starting to feel my age. 10 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:29,169 So today's party-themed question is... 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,830 Would you rather take a scenic birthday balloon ride? 12 00:00:35,375 --> 00:00:37,325 Yeah, there's no way I'm doing that. 13 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,960 Don't worry, you won't be alone. We got you a co-pilot. 14 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:46,579 I'm not sitting next to that thing. 15 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,380 That thing has a name! 16 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:50,418 Um, guys? 17 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:54,495 Oh, stop. Please. Come back. 18 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:57,327 Jump, Lil' Cami! Papa's got you! 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,630 Welp, looks like Whack-A-Cami piñata wins. 20 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:09,326 -That does not look like me. -Teen years can be awkward. 21 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,287 No offense, piñata me. 22 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,575 But I'm about to beat the candy out of you. 23 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:21,668 -One. Two. Go! Swing! -She's gonna fall. 24 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,001 Ew! What is this? 25 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:32,875 Ollie, when we told you to fill the piñata with chocolate, 26 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,461 we meant bars not sauce. 27 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,998 Huh. That does make more sense. 28 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,078 (theme song playing) 29 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,963 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 30 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:45,205 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 31 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,375 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 32 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:47,708 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 33 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:49,042 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 34 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,415 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 35 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,630 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 36 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:53,292 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 37 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,668 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 38 00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:57,504 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 39 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,713 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 40 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:00,125 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 41 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,248 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 42 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:02,497 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 43 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,923 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 44 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,330 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 45 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,667 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 46 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:07,790 ♪ Ask the world ♪ 47 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:08,995 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 48 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,213 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 49 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:11,575 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 50 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:12,747 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 51 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,167 ♪ No matter what we do ♪ 52 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,420 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 53 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,500 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 54 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,463 Ask the world! 55 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,422 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 56 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,750 I'm telling you, Delaware, I have a history of terrible birthday parties. 57 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,127 It can't be that bad. 58 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,921 -It's that bad. Pick an age. -OK. Six. 59 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,543 Pony threw up on me. 60 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:34,920 -Nine. -Ah. Angry skunk in the bouncy house. 61 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:38,665 -Eleven. -The clown fell down the stairs. 62 00:02:39,709 --> 00:02:41,499 Yes. Fell. 63 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,290 Anyway, I need everyone's help to make sure 64 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:50,165 the birthday curse doesn't strike again. Especially cause it's number 13. 65 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,750 Actually in some cultures, 66 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,174 the number 13 is considered very lucky. 67 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:57,503 -Really? -But in most, it's really, really bad. 68 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,583 Like, horror movie bad. 69 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,420 Any luck getting Cami the Ariana Grande concert tickets for this weekend? 70 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,673 No. I couldn't win any of the radio station call-in contests. 71 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:14,670 I even called one of the DJs at home. Turns out they really don't like that. 72 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:19,921 That concert sold out in 30 seconds. This was our only hope. 73 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,713 Nothing else we give Cami will be even half as good. 74 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:28,037 Hey, maybe the theme of your party this year could be Disaster! 75 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,955 Then, no matter what goes wrong, it's like you planned it. 76 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,381 Actually, I already got a theme. 77 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,538 Carnivale! 78 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:37,669 -Carnival? -No. Carnivale! 79 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:41,081 It's like carnival, but with an "e" on the end, so it's fancy. 80 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,456 Mom gave me a budget and we hired acrobats, 81 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:45,252 fire-eaters, and sword-swallowers. 82 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,917 Cool... To do what? 83 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:55,039 -Is Ollie in here? -No. Why? 84 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,290 I just picked up Cami's birthday cake 85 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,878 and that boy is a cake's most dangerous predator. 86 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,628 Whoa. Is that from Land O' Cakes? I love that place. 87 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,248 -Oh, my gosh, that smell. -I know! 88 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:13,037 Is it weird that I sealed up my car windows so I could trap in the scent? 89 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:16,705 No. Is it weird that I wanna go sniff your car seats? 90 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,458 Yes. 91 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,535 We need to hide this quick. 92 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:24,375 -It's only a matter of time before-- -Where is it? 93 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,080 Where's what? 94 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:31,496 Vanilla bean, perhaps? Wait! (sniffs) Buttercream. Bam! 95 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,380 You will not drool on me! 96 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,712 Hello, cake. 97 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,575 My name is Oliver Wrather. 98 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,997 And I'm your worst nightmare. 99 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:44,920 Ollie, you are not allowed anywhere near this ca-- (gasps) 100 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,331 It's too late. He's got his fork-sleeves! 101 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:50,289 Ollie, I mean it. 102 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,785 This year, I want Cami's birthday to be perfect. 103 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,289 So can you please do your part and help out? 104 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,958 Fine. You live. For now... 105 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:03,285 Wait! I also smell ice cream. 106 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,000 Get out of my kitchen! 107 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,747 Fred, without those concert tickets, we got nothing. 108 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,294 Cami's party is tomorrow night. We're running out of time. 109 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:20,165 I told you, I can't help you brainstorm until I've had my Yes-I-Can-taloupe. 110 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,790 (gasps) Sweet birthday magic! 111 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,875 Cooper, look! It's Ariana Grande! 112 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:26,081 Fred, that's not-- 113 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:29,171 Sweet birthday magic! It's her. 114 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,745 She must be in town for her concert this Sunday. 115 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,705 And I see she's a fellow Can-talouper. Nice. 116 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,325 (both gasp) 117 00:05:39,542 --> 00:05:44,332 Dude, you know what we can do to make Cami's 13th the most epic party ever? 118 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:47,127 -Invite Ariana Grande! -That's genius! 119 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:49,878 As the only one of us who's spent any significant time 120 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,079 around a celebrity, let me do the talking. 121 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,380 Just because your uncle ran onto the field at that baseball game, 122 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:56,498 doesn't make him a celebrity. 123 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:59,827 He was on TV! Just let me handle it. 124 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:04,829 Why, hello there. The name's Fred. 125 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,625 (squeals) I like your hair! 126 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:10,962 (normal voice) You're up. 127 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,250 Hey, so sorry to bother you... 128 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,253 I'm just saying, 129 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:19,133 if you run across a baseball field in your underwear, you're a celebrity. 130 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,248 Am I right? Or am I right? 131 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,206 She said yes! 132 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,455 -(gasps) This is crazy! -I know! 133 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:31,383 (both giggle) 134 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:35,749 That was like, so nice. 135 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:38,084 I just got invited to some girl's b-day party. 136 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,076 Apparently she's a big fan. 137 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,706 (gasps) She must've tried my Smoothie of the Month. 138 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,173 Cami, say goodbye to the birthday curse. 139 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,583 We've gotten you the greatest present ever! 140 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,707 -We got-- -Wait. I wanna say it. 141 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,705 Well, so do I. Let's both say it. 142 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,172 Both: Ariana Grande is coming to your party! 143 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:00,458 Wait, what? 144 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,535 They said Ariana Grande is coming to your party! 145 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,165 -Yeah. -Wait, what? 146 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:07,249 You know how she's in town for her concert? 147 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,423 Well, we saw her today at Fast N' Fruity. 148 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,830 I asked her if she'd come to your party and she said yes! 149 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,580 -Don't mess with me. -Don't mess with her! 150 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,330 -We're not. -She's coming! 151 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,707 She's very down to Earth about her celebrity. 152 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:18,922 Unlike my uncle. 153 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,995 Oh, my goodness. This is insane! 154 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:26,416 -Do you think she'll sing a song? -I'm sure she will! Ari's cool like that. 155 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,670 OK. We're gonna have to find a bigger place than the backyard. 156 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:35,130 Forget "Carnivale." That's kid stuff. This party is for a teenager! 157 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:37,418 Thank you, guys. This is amazing! 158 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,540 Hello, Sweet Thing. Shall we dance? 159 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,293 -(alarm blaring) -Jenna: Busted. 160 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:50,538 Busted. Busted. 161 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:53,882 Well, look what we have here. 162 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,881 Never wake a sleepwalker. 163 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,501 Save it, Cakeboy. We hid it. 164 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,383 Well actually, I hid it. 165 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:04,078 Mom spent all afternoon making that weird cake alarm. 166 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:08,745 You would really ruin your sister's big day just for a little sugar rush? 167 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:11,455 Yes. 168 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,878 Back to bed. Now. 169 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,630 I am very disappointed in you! 170 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:25,462 Let's put this in the garage. 171 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:28,042 Mmm. There's that smell again. 172 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,078 Ah, notes of caramel. 173 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:33,286 Dancing on a bed of luscious butter cream. 174 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:37,915 (laughs nervously) What if we tried just a little bit of the icing? 175 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,253 -I'm listening. -You know, just to make sure it's OK. 176 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,537 -Quality control. -Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,456 I'm just gonna take the slightest little bit. 178 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,245 Not with a spatula! It's too big. 179 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:51,997 Hey hands off! I got it. 180 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,496 (gasps) 181 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,039 What have you done? 182 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,828 Look where we are, Cami. 183 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,500 Getting juice from the place where it all happened. 184 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,713 We've been working non-stop to get everything ready for the party tonight. 185 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,502 It's gonna be great. Gotta go! 186 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,424 Welcome to Fast N' Fruity. Oh, hey, it's you guys! 187 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,504 Why are you behind the counter... 188 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,213 -In a uniform? -...that says Jen? 189 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,789 Because I work here. 190 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,129 Ariana Grande works at a juice shop? 191 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,631 She does? 192 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:39,170 Oh, man, Cami's gone all out and now Ariana's not coming. 193 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:42,422 This is gonna be really, really bad... when you tell her. 194 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,042 I really think this type of thing is better coming from family. 195 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:50,212 -Why don't we ask the Wratherheads? -Because I'm not camera-ready. 196 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,535 Too late. 197 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,035 Hey, guys. Fred and I need your advice. 198 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,915 If you had to receive bad news, 199 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,040 is it better to come from a sibling or a friend? 200 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,960 Yes. What do you guys think? 201 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,331 A friend? Or a loving brother? 202 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:08,707 They're saying we should both do it. 203 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,833 Fine. Time to step up and be the men that we are! 204 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:18,917 Cami? We have to tell you something. 205 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:21,383 That you don't know how to dress yourselves? 206 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,132 -(both laugh) -Good one. 207 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,420 Delaware, here's the list for the party. Make sure everyone's invited tonight. 208 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,329 Even people in prison? 209 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,125 No. Not people in prison. 210 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,334 You guys, I can't thank you enough. This feels like a dream! 211 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,077 Yeah. About that... It's kinda funny. 212 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,666 (both laugh nervously) 213 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,884 Remember when we told you we met Ariana Grande? 214 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:47,629 And we got her to come to your party? 215 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:51,626 -Yes... -(both laugh nervously) 216 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:56,420 Well, turns out, it wasn't her! It was just a girl that looks like her! 217 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,423 (awkwardly laughs) Hilarious mix-up, right? 218 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,254 What? Ariana Grande's not coming? 219 00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,497 -Be gentle! -Not the face! 220 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,455 I knew it. It's the birthday curse. 221 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,171 I guess I'm just not meant to have a good party. 222 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,500 Even for my 13th. 223 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:20,709 So did they fix it? 224 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,962 They said they couldn't squeeze me in today. 225 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,665 That bakery is backed up worse than your Uncle Ted. 226 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:29,329 That's a weird thing to work into the convo. 227 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:33,958 The one present Cami asked for was a cake from Land O' Cakes. 228 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,213 Now look at it. 229 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,246 My baby has a spatula face! 230 00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,629 -Ollie. -Relax. You were right. 231 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:48,249 I need to do my part for Cami's birthday. 232 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,713 I even made you a card to apologize. 233 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:56,707 "I'm sorry. Only a big jerk would try to eat 234 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:59,922 someone's special cake before their special day." 235 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:04,207 Take my forks. I'm not worthy. 236 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,333 -We're terrible people! -We have to fix this. 237 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,962 We could do it. It's just re-doing the face. 238 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,831 I've been crushing it in art class at the community center. 239 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,830 I've got all the frosting we need down at the snack bar. 240 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,670 Look at us, working together, there's nothing we can't do! 241 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,334 Absolutely! (laughs) 242 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,290 -I guess there is something we can't do. -Absolutely. 243 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:38,537 Look. You owe me. Your pony threw up on me. 244 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:44,133 Good news. I talked to my uncle and he can appear at your party. 245 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,711 The underwear guy? 246 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:51,076 Or, we just found out Ariana's auditioning local dancers 247 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,876 this afternoon for her concert. 248 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,379 -You should try out. -But what if I don't get it? 249 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,082 Doesn't matter. It'd put you in the room with her. 250 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,126 Then use your Cami charm to get her to come to the party. 251 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,673 -All right. Let's do it. -Great! And we'll come with you. 252 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000 -Just for support. -Not because we're fanboys. 253 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,883 Like if you told us Ariana's favorite snack was blueberries, 254 00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,129 we'd be like, what? 255 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,961 It's on her fan page. You pointed it out to me. 256 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,165 Can you just once follow what I'm doing? 257 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,831 Now what are we gonna do? 258 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,127 Well, for starters, we're getting your money back from that art class. 259 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,503 We can't let Cami see this. 260 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,003 Or Ollie. He'll never let us hear the end of it. 261 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,747 You're right. I won't. 262 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,628 You have ruined that beautiful cake. 263 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,079 I am very disappointed with the both of you. 264 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,290 Both: We're sorry. 265 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,575 Lucky for you, I'm an expert at fixing up cakes 266 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,247 to make them look untouched. 267 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,537 Excuse me? 268 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,329 I've had a bite of every cake that's ever passed 269 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,750 through this house and no one's ever known. 270 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,924 Remember that raspberry unicorn cake for your middle school graduation? 271 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,253 Yes. 272 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:03,827 I ate a quarter of its head before it even got to the restaurant. 273 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,667 But that cake looked perfect. 274 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:11,924 The entire left corner was rebuilt with dinner rolls and mayonnaise. 275 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,710 You twisted little genius. 276 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,915 So, can you turn this into something presentable? 277 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 We're desperate. 278 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,076 Perhaps. Perhaps not. 279 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,420 One thing's for sure. You don't wanna watch this. 280 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,380 'Cause it's gonna get bad before it gets better. 281 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,709 I'm the only girl here. There's no way Ariana won't notice me! 282 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,290 Hi! Cami Wrather. Here to audition. 283 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,418 Sorry, sweetie, but we're only auditioning male dancers. 284 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,633 Oh did I say "Cami"? (deep voice) I meant Bob. 285 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,247 (normal voice) Fine, I guess I'll just... Wait, what's that over there? 286 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,922 (laughs) That's a closet. 287 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,785 -Goodbye. -OK... 288 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,995 That was an epic fail. 289 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:13,000 Ugh. We were so close! Ariana's just on the other side of that door. 290 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,213 And all these guys are gonna meet her. 291 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,251 I mean, what do they have that we don't have? 292 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:19,497 Talent. But that's never stopped us before. 293 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,538 (dance music playing) 294 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,211 So when do we meet Ariana? 295 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,375 Get out. 296 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,580 People are gonna be here soon. And all we have is an empty stage. 297 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,460 Did you call the Carnivale people? Will any of them come back? 298 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:08,542 No. But I watched an online video and I'm pretty sure I can swallow a sword. 299 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,625 -Wanna see? -Not even a little. 300 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:14,172 Cami Wrather, get ready. Someone special is coming to your party... 301 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,753 Say hello to Ariana Grande... ish. 302 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,420 Hi. I'm Jen! 303 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,043 Hi, Jen! 304 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,998 (laughs) Who's Jen? 305 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,496 I'm Jen! 306 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,377 After the back-up dancer fail, 307 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,208 we stopped at the juice shop for a pick-me-up. 308 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,075 That's when it hit us. If Jen here could fool 309 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,080 two incredibly sharp guys like us... 310 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,536 She could fool anyone! 311 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,169 Guys, that'll never work. 312 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,963 Can I just say I'm a huge Fast N' Fruity fan? 313 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,495 I can't believe I'm actually standing next to you. 314 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,293 Selfie? (squeals) 315 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,294 (shutter clicks) 316 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,997 I mean, she does look like Ariana. 317 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,536 We just put her in the right clothes and make-up, no one will know. 318 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,079 And you're OK with this? 319 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,420 I've had a few bad birthdays myself, so I'm happy to help. 320 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,382 Plus your brother gave me ten bucks. 321 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,830 All right. Desperate times, right? Wait. What about a song? 322 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,709 Oh, yeah. Fred mentioned singing. 323 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,785 Don't worry! I gotcha covered. 324 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,825 OK, let's give it a shot. 325 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,377 Yeah. What's the worst that could happen? 326 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,250 Well, I could be exposed as a liar 327 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,753 and my entire reputation at school could be ruined. 328 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,287 Hmm. There is that. 329 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,633 (dance music plays) 330 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,882 Where is Ollie with that cake? 331 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,670 Ollie: Coming through! 332 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,999 Ollie, Thank goodness! Where have you been? 333 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:43,746 Just making some last-minute adjustments. She's gonna love it. 334 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,463 -Let's take a look at your handiwork. -Bap-bap. 335 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,915 I think it's clear you two cannot be trusted 336 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,003 around tasty desserts. 337 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,915 I knew he'd throw that back in our faces. 338 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,253 All right, Jen, come on out! 339 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,294 Ta-da! 340 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,753 Wow, Cami. You did a great job. 341 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,287 We might actually be able to pull this off! 342 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,538 Yeah, we will! 343 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,625 This is gonna be the best Taylor Swift concert ever! 344 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:20,667 -Hey, everyone! -(crowd cheers) 345 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,245 Here to wish my sister Cami a very happy birthday, 346 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,043 Miss Ariana Grande! 347 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,665 (crowd applauds) 348 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,785 (imitating Ariana Grande) Hi, guys! You ready to get this party started? 349 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,125 (cheering) 350 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,459 Do you recognize this song? 351 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,955 ♪ Fast N' Fruity, that's our name ♪ 352 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,955 ♪ Delicious fruit drinks that's our game ♪ 353 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,665 ♪ Fast N' Fruity delicious fruit drinks ♪ 354 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,495 -What is she singing? -The Fast N' Fruity jingle! 355 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,001 What's wrong with Ariana Grande? 356 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,417 ♪ Take bananas and peaches And you chop 'em all up ♪ 357 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,290 ♪ Then you mix 'em in a blender And you serve 'em in a cup ♪ 358 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,576 What are you doing? You're supposed to be Ariana! 359 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,922 Sorry, I don't know any of her songs by heart. 360 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,463 But this is pretty good, right? 361 00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:18,962 ♪ Then you choppy, chop chop Ch-Ch-choppy chop ♪ 362 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,245 -Ahh! -(crowd gasps) 363 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,750 Wait. That's not Ariana. That's my old babysitter, Jen. 364 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,497 Hey! Oh, my gosh! 365 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,247 Look how much you've grown, Pey-Pey. 366 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,165 It's over. I gotta come clean. 367 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,003 Nope. This one's on us. 368 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,790 So... everyone. 369 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,455 This isn't really Ariana Grande. 370 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,535 -(crowd groans) -But it isn't Cami's fault. 371 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,575 -It's mine. -And mine. 372 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,416 We couldn't get the real Ariana so we tried to trick you. 373 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,250 Cami had nothing to do with it. 374 00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,287 I can still keep the ten bucks, right? 375 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,790 -This is hard to watch. -We gotta save this. 376 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,999 Cake time! 377 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,540 Happy-- Oh forget it. 378 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,041 Ollie! 379 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,877 It's our favorite character from Zombie E.R. 380 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,459 I love it! Thank you. 381 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,879 And that's how it's done. 382 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,787 You know what, every year you guys work hard 383 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:39,745 to try and make my birthday awesome with presents and cakes. 384 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,424 And now I'm realizing 385 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,793 that means way more to me than having a perfect party. 386 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,285 And even though my birthdays never go as planned, 387 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,208 at least they're always memorable. 388 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,421 -No one's ever gonna forget this one. -(laughter) 389 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,880 Hey. Just 'cause we couldn't get Ariana 390 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,829 doesn't mean we can't have an Ariana party! 391 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,630 (cheering and applause) 392 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,793 ♪ If you want it, take it ♪ 393 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,207 ♪ I should have said it before ♪ 394 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,174 ♪ Tried to hide it, fake it ♪ 395 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,126 ♪ I can't pretend anymore ♪ 396 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,246 ♪ I only want to die alive ♪ 397 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,127 ♪ Never by the hands of a broken heart ♪ 398 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,328 ♪ I don't wanna hear you lie tonight ♪ 399 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,330 ♪ Now that I've become who I really am ♪ 400 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:40,665 All: ♪ This is the part when I say I don't want ya ♪ 401 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,460 ♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪ 402 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:48,125 ♪ This is the part when I break free ♪ 403 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,918 ♪ ' Cause I can't resist it no more ♪ 404 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:55,213 ♪ This is the part when I say I don't want ya ♪ 405 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,285 ♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪ 406 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:02,878 ♪ This is the part when I break free ♪ 407 00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,669 ♪ ' Cause I can't resist it no more ♪ 408 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,883 (cheering) 409 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:23,957 Happy birthday, Cami. 410 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:30,285 (as Ariana Grande) ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 411 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,078 Yeah, we're done with that now. 412 00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,921 Thanks. This ended up being the best birthday ever. 413 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,173 This cake tastes awesome. 414 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,633 Uh, Ollie, did you put a sock in here? 415 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,540 -How'd that get in there? -I'm out. 416 00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,539 (groaning) 417 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,375 It's just too easy. 418 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:56,333 And now, my lady, we dance. 419 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,210 (laughs) Ahh! 420 00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:01,289 (Fred in high voice) I like your hair!