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Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
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Boss.
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- Bobby.
- Boss?
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I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.
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Coming straight up.
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If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
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it's not enough to act like a king.
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You must be the king.
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And there can be no doubt.
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Because doubt causes chaos
and one's own demise.
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Hello, my love.
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It's date night tonight.
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Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.
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Who's there?
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Ros, who's there?
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♪ Kiss me, mama
Kiss your boy ♪
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♪ Bless me well and lucky ♪
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♪ For I won't be back fill I return ♪
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♪ I'm gone to old Kentucky ♪
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♪ Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap ♪
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♪ That's what the scouts all tell ya ♪
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♪ Sure enough it may get tough ♪
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♪ If it doesn't kill ya, kill ya ♪
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♪ Kentucky
She's a-waitin' on the other side ♪
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♪ Give you the fever
Put the daylight in your eyes ♪
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♪ Brother John's already gone ♪
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♪ With the full-blood Cherokee maiden ♪
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♪ He made the trip
In the blizzard's grip ♪
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♪ I'd rather wrestle Satan ♪
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♪ Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap ♪
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♪ Oh, the snow kept coming ♪
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♪ Picked her up upon his back ♪
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♪ By God, he loved that woman ♪
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♪ Daniel stood on the pinnacle rock ♪
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♪ Lookin' up and down the mountain ♪
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♪ Took his trusty old flintlock ♪
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♪ Daniel started shoutin', shoutin' ♪
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♪ Kentucky
She's a-waitin' on the other side ♪
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♪ Give you the fever ♪
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♪ Put the daylight in your eyes ♪
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♪ Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap ♪
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Chink, chink.
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Fletcher.
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Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
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I should stab you
with that fucking rolling pin.
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Oh, don't be cunty.
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I was just hoping we could have
a cozy little drink together.
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So, I've got a meeting on Saturday
at your favorite newspaper.
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As the best private investigator
in this smoky little town...
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good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
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they are ready to put 150 grand
in my pocket to give them some filth.
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Good for me, that, but in this case...
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it's bad for you.
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So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,
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has developed a terrible antipathy
for your boss
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and his liquorish assortment
of tasty mates.
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He's out to destroy him
and all those that cozy up to him.
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Front cover. Bosh!
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There will be blood and fucking feathers
everywhere, my darling.
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Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch.
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Now, we both know that your boss
has very, very deep pockets,
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and I would like to invite him
just to have a teeny rummage in them.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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If you would be so kind as to furnish me
with 20 million British pounds,
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I will give you everything...
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memory cards, contact sheets,
recordings, the lot,
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and a modest little screenplay
I wrote all by myself.
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Hold on.
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We just went from £150,000 to 20 million.
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That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.
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Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky,
because that is nothing
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compared to what I could,
and perhaps should, be asking.
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Oh, well, thank God
you're not greedy, Fletcher,
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you deluded, shit-eating cunt.
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I quite like it when you talk dirty to me.
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I can feel myself engorging.
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Come on, have a drink with me.
It's really yummy.
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I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?
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I didn't know you could spend that much
on a bottle of scotch.
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I'm gonna tell you a story to demonstrate
why my quote is my quote.
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Will you play a game with me, Ray?
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I don't wanna play a game.
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Please?
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I said play a fucking game with me, Ray.
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Right.
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Lovely.
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Now, I want you to imagine a character,
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a dramatic character,
like in a book or a play or a film.
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But not digital, not on a memory stick.
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Analog. Chemical process.
"Keep the grain in the picture, “ I say.
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Old-school, 35 mill.
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Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am,
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and I'm not talking about
the small screen.
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It's not TV, Raymond.
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As I said, old-school cinema format.
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It's what we in the business
called anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.
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And I want you to join me
on this cinematic journey,
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'cause it is cinema, Ray.
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It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.
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Now, roll camera.
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Enter our protagonist.
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He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,
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he's golden age,
he's a proper handsome cunt.
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His name is Mickey Pearson.
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Unique background has our Mickey.
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American born, Rhodes scholar,
so he is born clever but poor.
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Now, that's quite a leap
from a trailer park in Americana
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to the thousand-year-old university
in old Angleterre,
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where he studies
the dark art of horticulture.
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But he never finished his education,
never went home, because...
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he found his vocation.
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A naughty vocation.
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Hats 3 bad boy.
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He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed
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to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals
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and realizes he's rather good at it.
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He's clear and objective about ambition
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and he can surf the echelons
of our complicated culture.
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He knew how to take advantage
of his advantage.
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He was a hungry animal, you see.
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He was powerful and ruthless,
cunning and quick,
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charismatic and smart, but...
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he had to do some naughty things
to get Where he got,
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to establish his position,
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to Show he wasn't just
teeth, tits and tan.
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Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he?
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He had an engine under his hood
and a gun in his holster.
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So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey.
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He has come up the hard way.
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He's earned his position, shall we say.
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Well, that was the early days,
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and he cracked on
with his New World pioneer spirit.
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What's he worth today?
100, 200, 500 million?
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But now the plot begins to thicken.
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He has reached a crossroads in his life.
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The middle class and the middle age,
they've got to him.
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They've corrupted his appetite
for the horrors.
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He's gone soft.
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He wanted to cash in his chips
and get out of the game,
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and he seems to have found
the perfect customer.
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Smash cut, please...
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to interior, a gala dinner.
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Just a few words to say thank you
to Michael Pearson
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for his limitless generosity and time.
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Now, Mickey has been cultivating
a special relationship
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with the erudite, learned
and broad-minded Matthew Berger.
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Yes, Raymond, I do know about
the Jewish billionaire cowboy,
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another slice of Americana
creating drama in Angleterre.
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And finally to Matthew Berger
blindsiding us with his donation
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to build the entire
cognitive behavioral therapy unit.
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So these two have met before.
Fuck knows Where.
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Presumably at the annual international
drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
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And they've done
some small deals together,
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but now they're ready for the big one.
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Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.
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Now I understand why you're seated
at the head of the table.
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Snuck that one right by me,
didn't you, you naughty little girl?
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Making a splash with the gentry.
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Oh, I like to make a splash
whenever possible.
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Well, you also seem to understand
the significance of a proper attire.
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Indeed I do.
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I believe a sense of ownership
is vital in every aspect of life,
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perhaps never more so
than when it comes to wardrobe.
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For every look there is a season,
and for every season a strategy.
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Now starts the alpha dance.
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They're not really
talking about clothes, Raymond.
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Oh, fucking no.
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They're like a pair of old doggies
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sniffing round one another's
intellectual assholes.
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It's a good old-fashioned cock-off,
Raymond.
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Michael, I'm looking forward
to doing business together.
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- May we excuse ourselves?
- Yes, please.
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We should say good night to our host.
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So what do you think?
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I'm not sure.
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Your Grace.
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He's a fox,
and foxes have a predictable nature.
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Trust this Jew about that Jew.
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If you let him in the henhouse,
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you can expect blood
and feathers everywhere.
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Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,
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these two are starting to like each other.
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It's looking good, Ray.
It's looking fucking good.
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I'm impressed with what you've done
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with your enterprise.
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You see, try as I might,
I can't work out how you do it,
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and bush is my game.
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How does anyone grow
50 tons of super skunk
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without letting anyone else know
how they do it?
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I'm flattered to hear that from you,
Matthew.
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I imagine that big brain of yours
is sweating a stream of tears
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just trying to figure it out.
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Brilliance should be acknowledged.
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Mm.
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Run the numbers by me again.
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200 million gross p.a., 100 million net.
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But your people know this already.
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They've swept the numbers for months now.
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The bottom line is
I'll sell it to you for 400 million.
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But you knew that already. Hop in.
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Now, I can '1' be specific
about the heroes and zeros,
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but there was a lot of money
hanging in the balance.
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Question: What would it be worth
to have the power
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to be able to pull the plug
on an operation like that?
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Answer: A greedy man would want
half the sale price,
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but a smart man would know
that 20 million pounds
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was just about uncomfortable enough
to make everyone feel comfortable.
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You're a cunning and creative toad,
aren't you, Fletcher,
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coming up with a plan like this?
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Yeah, but I didn't really
come up with it, did I?
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It was Big Dave.
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He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey,
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you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him,
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go through his bins, reveal his sins.
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Mickey Pearson,
the odious Yankee gangster.
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We're gonna bury him.
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Because it seems he's got himself
a new friend. Lord Pressfield.
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Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?
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His Grace, the duke?
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Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne.
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Apparently Mickey Pearson
has squeaked his way
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into the crack of his fat, posh ass.
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This is yours, Fletcher.
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I need a man with your creativity,
with your nose.
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Now, you know
you're my favorite bloodhound.
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I just think it's really important
to remember who you're talking to, Dave.
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Of course I remember, Fletcher.
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So just make absolutely sure
the check doesn't disappoint this time.
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The number is 150,000.
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He wants to ruin him,
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but I am here to do you a favor.
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And it's not like you're not
getting something for your money.
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You could even turn that script
into a feature film, Raymond.
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We could make it together.
We could be partners.
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I have learned off you lot.
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You gotta look after number one,
and now it's my turn.
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The sun is not going up for me, Ray.
It's going down.
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So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss?
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Two months ago, your man Mickey
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made my man Dave
feel like a right fucking idiot.
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Henry. Mickey.
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How did he do that?
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Didn't accept his hand.
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- Dave. Daily Print.
- Yes.
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No. Editor of the Daily Print.
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Turns out Dave had gone after
one of Mickey's lords,
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did a proper tabloid job on him.
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It would appear that His Lordship
had had a quick spin
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on one of his attractive young footmen.
250
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After the splash, shares crashed,
job went, wife followed,
251
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and even his kids disowned him.
252
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,629
Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.
253
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But no one will pull him on it.
254
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Too fucking scared that Dave
will do a feature on them.
255
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,517
But your Mickey,
he's got a fabulous set of balls.
256
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So he snubbed him in front of a crowd
that Dave could only wish he belonged to.
257
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You know, lords and ladies, the sort that
Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
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Men, excuse us.
259
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,156
Well, he might just as well
have pulled Dave is cock off.
260
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I do believe that was a bit
of a fuck off, Dave.
261
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'Cause he just fizzled
like a party balloon.
262
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,599
That's no reason to go after a fella.
263
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,155
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
He wants Mickey's blood.
264
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,234
And he would be getting it too,
if it wasn't for...
265
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,716
You're a filthy fantasist,
and now it's time to leave.
266
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,111
Oh, don't be silly.
I'm only just lubing you up.
267
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:11,149
Now, there is a reason why Matthew,
or anyone else for that matter,
268
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cannot work out
how Mickey does what he does.
269
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,195
How does he grow 50 tons
of white widow super cheese every year?
270
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,317
Everyone knows that needs a lot of space.
271
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,756
So where is the space
and how come he's kept it under wraps?
272
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,071
You can't just dig a hole in the ground
and drop 200 shipping containers in there.
273
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,798
Oh, no, my love. That will not work.
274
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,714
No. You have to be creative.
You need an angle.
275
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,679
The problem with land in this country
is there's not much of it...
276
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and there's public access even
when it's supposed to be private.
277
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And the public have rights: dog walkers...
278
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Yes, jog on.
279
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,794
...footpaths, right to roam,
280
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bimblers, ramblers,
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badger lovers...
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...and any other busy cunt
with enough time on his hands
283
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to sniff the green tweed of England.
284
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,793
Good morning!
285
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,359
And they have groups,
286
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,556
forums, meetings,
287
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social media,
288
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,031
and they love a good chat and a hiss
289
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,919
about anyone who's decided
to mow his lawn without a license.
290
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,351
And then there's the helicopters,
drones, Google Earth,
291
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,477
heritage sites, parish councils,
292
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,994
and the beat goes on.
293
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,149
And that's before you even think
about getting power in here.
294
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,638
So what is Mickey's unique method?
295
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:28,237
I tip my cap at the cheek,
at the elegance, at the class.
296
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,037
And what would that method be exactly?
297
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,430
You have to understand a culture
to understand a man.
298
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,992
Toffs, aristocrats,
299
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,118
dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies,
300
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,111
lots of land and fuck all dough.
301
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,034
Houses to keep, damp to keep out,
silver to polish.
302
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,158
You must remember
that cash is very persuasive
303
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,676
to the class that got spanked
by angry lefties and death duties.
304
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,515
And every time you inherit a fortune,
you lose half to the state.
305
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,750
So this is my moment to swoop in
306
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,797
like a guardian fucking angel
307
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,350
and offer my services so they can
keep their houses in order.
308
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,556
And they're not too bothered
about what I do,
309
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,272
as long as that cash
keeps rolling in each year.
310
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,153
It's good to get 3 lord, yes,
but it's not easy.
311
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,949
It takes work, wine, women and disco.
312
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,473
Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
313
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,439
One thousand of these estates
in the great UK.
314
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,557
Bonne chance trying to find them all.
315
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,752
That's it. My infrastructure.
316
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:35,351
And that, sir, is, with my blessing,
what you are paying for.
317
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,879
If it's as discreet and as lucrative
as you claim it is,
318
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,871
I'll buy the whole business.
319
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,633
But enough foreplay, Michael.
320
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,634
I wanna see your plant.
321
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,036
I've gone to great lengths
to make my operation
322
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,714
as invisible as possible, Matthew.
323
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,189
If you were standing on my bush,
you wouldn't know it.
324
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,791
As a matter of fact,
you are standing on my bush.
325
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,837
It's a spectacular business, Michael.
326
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,757
Such a shame
it will go bankrupt in ten years
327
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,956
when things go legal in the great UK.
328
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,910
And you want me to pay top dollar for it?
329
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,231
A nugget under half a yard?
330
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,669
That is the price.
331
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,400
Now step inside and I'll show you
what half a yard gets you.
332
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,997
Ooh. A delightful tool shed
for 400 million dollars.
333
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,511
Is the ball-peen hammer included?
334
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,479
Course it is.
Now let me show you the nails.
335
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,555
Watch your head.
336
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,640
Carry on, chaps.
337
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,070
England's green and pleasant land.
338
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,759
Those are some nails.
339
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,550
Location, staff, technology.
340
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,954
See, you're buying the substructure
for the superstructure to come,
341
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,309
and with purchase you will inherit
the best sites available,
342
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,552
the finest botanists
and herb sommeliers in the world,
343
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,395
as well as the most innovative
marijuana technology on the planet.
344
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,960
And when this little piggy
goes to legal market
345
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,072
and the demand way outpaces the supply...
346
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,516
these locations,
these green-fingered botanical boys,
347
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,989
as well as my superior technology,
348
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,309
will be at a premium.
349
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,154
And you would own them all.
350
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,113
Did you know it took 15 years after
alcohol prohibition ended back home
351
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,271
for the legal market to scratch that itch?
352
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,872
Fifteen years.
353
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,591
And that's if you do nothing with it.
354
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,999
Yes, it's a win-win,
no matter how you look at it.
355
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,829
And I'm not greedy.
356
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,118
You and I both know that 400 million
is a fair-to-generous asking price,
357
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,509
especially considering
that once this game's kosher,
358
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,479
it's going to be worth
somewhere between 200 billion
359
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,757
and, well, half a trillion pounds.
360
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,435
Annually.
361
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,479
Weed.
362
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,789
Bush.
363
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,873
Skunk-amola.
364
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,836
White widow super cheese.
365
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,634
It's the new gold rush.
366
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,833
This is the thin end
of a very fat wedge, sir.
367
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,439
If it's such a fat wedge,
why don't you keep it?
368
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,838
You see, I've developed a reputation
as a man who came up the hard way.
369
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,758
You could say that there's blood
on these pretty white hands.
370
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,754
But in the new business,
once legal and under the jurisdiction
371
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,993
of the respectable umbrella
of ministerial legitimacy,
372
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,675
an enterprise like this
will need a face with a clean past,
373
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,116
which sadly I do not possess.
374
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,316
Retirement doesn't sound so bad.
375
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,916
Long walks in the countryside,
pruning roses with my better half,
376
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,399
raising some cubs.
377
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,040
I've earned it.
378
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,714
Look, we both know growing
is only 50% of the business.
379
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,631
I need your European connections.
380
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,836
I've seen how the sausage is made.
381
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,433
Now tell me about the butcher shops.
382
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,198
Well, that comes later, Matthew,
383
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,553
when the money's in escrow.
384
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,110
Now that we've established
the dilemma of our protagonist,
385
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,840
let us turn to our antagonist.
386
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,753
Many miles away, across the open plains,
387
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:46,193
another beautiful feral beast
lopes his way to a watering hole.
388
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,634
Who are you talking about now?
389
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,640
I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
390
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,154
Oh, Dry Eye.
391
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,119
What is he?
Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
392
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,713
Get on your fucking knees?
393
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,438
Dirty dragon filth.
394
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,751
fl Yellow is the color
Gambling is the game ♪
395
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,196
He explodes on the scene
like a millennial fucking firecracker.
396
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,310
Bang, bang, bang.
397
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,437
You Ghee-bye motherfuckers!
398
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,352
I'm gonna have to stop you
fig/71177616, Fletcher.
399
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,832
That doesn't sound like
the Dry Eye I know.
400
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,434
Just making sure
you're paying attention, Raymond.
401
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,309
So let's cut instead
to a somewhat anticlimactic
402
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,233
but suave and debonair Dry Eye,
403
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,038
like a Chinese James Bond.
404
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,038
"Ricense" to kill.
405
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,831
- Open them up.
- Yes, boss.
406
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,314
Good Lord.
407
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,999
Hose them down, load them up
and fuck them off.
408
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,038
- Let me have a look at 432.
- Yes, boss. It's just right here.
409
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,238
There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines,
60 custom...
410
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,072
All right. Pay the man.
411
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,040
Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20
when it's a 40-footer.
412
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,157
It's gonna be double bubble.
413
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,076
Double bubble?
414
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,034
A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.
415
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,914
Now, either you or your family are
gonna have to pay for that lesson.
416
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,113
Do we have an understanding?
417
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,275
Yes, boss.
418
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,392
Give the soppy prick his money.
419
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,150
Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye
420
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,078
and turn again to Mickey.
421
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,756
If you're thinking
of smoking that in here...
422
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,470
don't.
423
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:42,555
I find that confusing. Do you mean
don't smoke or don't think?
424
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,873
Oh...
425
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,917
Oh, all right, all right, it's going out.
426
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,914
♪ Her daddy got a big aeroplane ♪
427
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,153
♪ Her mommy holds all the family cash ♪
428
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,313
♪ A beautiful rose
Is standing by the corner ♪
429
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,115
♪ She is living in and out of tune ♪
430
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,510
I think the fine has come
for me to introduce you to our queen.
431
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,874
Harold, bag.
432
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,840
A Cockney Cleopatra
to Mickey? cowboy Caesar.
433
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,595
The only weak link
in his otherwise impregnable armor
434
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,560
is his devotion, his passion,
some would say his obsession
435
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,278
with his beauteous lady wife.
436
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,829
I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike,
437
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,355
but every time I do you a favor,
it ends up costing me too.
438
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,750
- Now, come on, Ros...
- Why is Miss Kova still here?
439
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,877
That Range was supposed
to be finished this morning.
440
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,237
- I'm not talking to you, Mike.
- Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
441
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,119
How many times have I told you?
I don't want Roger up front.
442
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,714
This is a sanctuary for the ladies.
Where is he?
443
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,632
He's up in your office
with your husband.
444
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,474
Misha, darling, I'll have you
out of here in 20 minutes.
445
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,074
Rosalind, I've got a spin class
in half an hour.
446
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,032
Twenty minutes and no charge.
447
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,798
Lisa, champagne.
448
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,715
- Mike, are you still there?
- Of course I'm still fucking here.
449
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,792
Right, well, if you're still there,
who's ordering the fucking parts?
450
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,390
So what do you think?
451
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,198
Ringing the bell, but not too loud.
452
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,155
Dipped in honey.
453
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,355
That's on the money.
454
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,669
But you always could make
a good cup of tea, Mickey.
455
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,239
Very nice.
456
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,230
Hello, Ros.
457
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,839
What the fuck is going on in here?
458
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,192
I should have known
it was you behind this.
459
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,477
Rodge is supposed to be working down there
and you're up here blowing his brains out.
460
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,437
- I'm on it, boss.
- You wanna be.
461
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,513
Don't blame the Dodge, dear.
462
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,070
You know he's got a special nose
and he's doing this old dog a favor.
463
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,639
Dodge, get down there and earn your money.
464
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,835
Gone.
465
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,074
What you doing here anyway?
466
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,549
Thought I'd come by
to have a cup of tea with my wife.
467
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,317
Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.
468
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,433
Looks like the deal's gone through.
469
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,556
- Second thoughts?
- No second thoughts.
470
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,438
I like middle age.
471
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,956
I like gentrification,
private schools, fine wines
472
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,795
and a spoonful of caviar
to help my medicine go down.
473
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,039
But most importantly,
474
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,952
I'm looking forward
to spending more time with you.
475
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,155
Course you are.
476
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,593
Look, I don't want you
knocking around here
477
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,876
feeling all unemployed
and lost with yourself.
478
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,914
Well, fuck me.
479
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,156
Most wives would beg their other halves
to get out of this game, but not you.
480
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,674
That's because I know you, darling.
481
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,037
Look, you'll have
to do this elegantly, love.
482
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,196
If word spreads that you're getting out,
that could read as weakness.
483
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,396
And if you smell smoke,
it's 'cause there's a fire,
484
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,630
and that could get expensive.
485
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,758
So you're gonna have to stamp that out
without any gentrification.
486
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,710
But not you, love.
487
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,318
Don't you do anything messy.
488
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,436
That's why you've got people, remember?
489
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,551
I fucking love you, babe.
490
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,039
Course you do.
491
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,075
Any chance?
492
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,558
No, you can wait.
493
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,310
I've got a red-hot Russki
with her finger on the trigger.
494
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,074
- Gotta deal with it.
- I don't mind the two of yous.
495
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,838
Go on, fuck off.
496
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,949
Fletcher...
497
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,919
why are you wasting our time?
498
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,029
I know what happens in my world
and what doesn't.
499
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,474
What I fail to recognize
500
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,155
is why Michael should be motivated
to write you a check for 20 million.
501
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,629
I find you very impatient, Raymond.
502
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,034
I am a storyteller.
503
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,430
As they say in the film game,
I'm laying pipe.
504
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,758
Well, you'd better
put something through it soon.
505
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,275
So what is that?
Is that a barbecue as well?
506
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,872
- Yes, it is, Fletcher.
- I love a barbie.
507
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,076
That is a useful bit of plant,
then, isn't it?
508
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,118
So that heats up your knees
and cooks at the same time?
509
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,953
You gotta show me
how to get one of them.
510
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,316
Well, you can take it with you
if you fuck off now.
511
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,669
Ray.
512
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,234
Is there any chance of a steak?
513
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,634
Yeah, all right.
514
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,031
Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer
as it happens.
515
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,235
I've never had Wagyu.
516
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,709
Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you,
but it's all I've got.
517
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,791
- I'll get it, mate.
- Oh, no, you're all right.
518
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,757
- Just stay right there.
- Oh.
519
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,355
Ow, fuck me!
520
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,830
It's hot.
521
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,073
He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.
522
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,233
Night-night, Aslan.
523
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,832
32 LS engines?
524
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,431
You got all these parts
on a 40-foot container?
525
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,430
Yeah.
526
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,435
How'd you get your hands on that?
527
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,276
Ask no questions, hear no lies.
528
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,710
Hence the price.
529
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,751
- So how much?
- Oh, no charge.
530
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,150
Okay, so what's the price?
531
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,514
A meeting with your husband.
532
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,592
Oh, fuck off.
That's not gonna happen.
533
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,514
It's in his interest.
534
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:06,038
Tell you what, keep the parts.
Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
535
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,833
You know how to get hold of me.
536
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,313
Well, I can't promise anything.
537
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,074
Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down
with Michael, didn't he?
538
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,078
Bold move, that, coming in heavy,
539
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,437
sanctioned or unsanctioned...
540
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,512
by the dragon head himself, Lord George.
541
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,436
Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.
542
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,713
But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,
543
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,918
and them Chinamen, they upgrade
quicker than i-fucking-Phones.
544
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,320
Is he making moves?
545
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,078
Is he breaking out on his own?
546
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,629
Big man plans behind Lord George's back?
547
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,599
To be fair, it was very nicely played
with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
548
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:56,038
because everyone knows that the way
to a man's heart is through his wife.
549
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,432
You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.
550
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,520
Thank you for taking the time
to see me, Michael.
551
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,799
Lord George sends his best.
552
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,918
I only took this meeting
because Ros asked me to.
553
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,957
Make sure to never
approach her like that again.
554
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,358
I meant no disrespect.
555
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,709
How can I help?
556
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,194
I understand you're getting out.
557
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,313
Getting out. Getting out of what?
558
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,471
Bed? My head? The closet?
559
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,031
Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye.
I'm a busy man.
560
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,757
I hear you're getting out of the game.
561
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,470
And I would like you to consider an offer.
562
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,789
Look, I'm gonna stop you right there
563
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,190
so you don't waste any more
of your precious breath, young man.
564
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,430
This is not a discussion
for the two of us.
565
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,551
Unlike the salt and pepper,
it's not on the table.
566
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,515
This is a big number.
567
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,590
Cash.
568
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,671
I am not for sale.
569
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,639
And even if I was,
you're several zeros short.
570
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,950
Now, you may be able
to buy your man's sausage for that,
571
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,236
but to me it just looks rude at breakfast.
572
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,950
You're out of touch.
573
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,312
You're forgetting the laws of the jungle,
looking down on me.
574
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,558
Now, when the silverback's
got more silver than back...
575
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,954
he best move on...
576
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,480
before he gets moved on.
577
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,199
It's not dignified.
578
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,000
It's beneath you, Michael.
Trying to do you a favor.
579
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,150
This is a big fucking number.
580
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,634
And this?
581
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,158
This is a big fucking gun.
582
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,193
Eyes not so dry now, are they?
583
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,790
Hurts, does it?
584
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,590
You looking for your balls
or a hole in the wall?
585
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,320
- Fuck!
- Where the fuck do you think you're going?
586
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,631
Because you're not going out
the way you came in,
587
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,159
you deluded duck-eating cunt.
588
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,952
Talking to me
about the laws of the jungle.
589
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,793
What was it?
Something about being beneath me?
590
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,279
Silver on back?
591
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,989
There's only one rule
in this fucking jungle.
592
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,393
When the lion's hungry, he eats.
593
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,349
You're wrong, Fletcher.
594
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,158
That's not how Michael works.
595
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,318
Yeah, I know. I know.
I was just having a bit of fun.
596
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,552
Every movie needs a bit of action,
doesn't it?
597
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,597
And it's not like
Michael doesn't have a reputation.
598
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,512
Had a reputation.
599
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,719
He's been gentrified.
600
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,632
...big fucking number.
601
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,438
I know how you lot love fables,
so let me share a little fable with you.
602
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,350
There once was a young and foolish dragon
603
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,750
who came to ask a wise and cunning lion
604
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,911
about acquiring his territory.
605
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,072
Now, the lion, he wasn't interested,
so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
606
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,029
But the dragon couldn't understand
what “fuck off“ meant,
607
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,078
so he persisted
and continued to ask the lion
608
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,117
about acquiring his territory.
609
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,039
So the lion
took the little dragon for a walk
610
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,800
and put five bullets
in his little dragon head.
611
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,880
End of story.
612
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,393
Now, allegedly there's a message in there.
613
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,711
I don't know what it is,
but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
614
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,558
Maybe you can explain it to me.
615
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,273
I think your time's up, chaps.
616
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,710
Michael, you should recons...
617
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,515
Just marinade on it.
618
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,593
In the meantime, fuck off.
619
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,351
Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased
he took that meeting, wasn't he?
620
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,750
Yes, it went very well.
621
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,831
- Yeah.
- Do you want the top or the bottom?
622
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,919
The bottom, please, darling.
623
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,554
Now, things started to unravel
after that meeting.
624
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,439
Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation
at one of his farms?
625
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,835
Come on.
626
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,439
Stealth, stealth.
627
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,790
Go.
628
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,354
Ballys down.
629
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,392
Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
630
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,190
Shit.
631
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,679
Oh, my days.
632
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,714
Fucking hell.
633
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,714
He said there'd be a bit of puff.
634
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,279
Yeah, they weren't joking.
635
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,593
Oi, fellas. It's already packed.
636
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,829
Let's not mess about.
637
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,280
Let's load it up, boys.
638
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,434
Who the fuck are you lot?
639
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,272
Fuck. Cover up.
640
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,229
Do you know who owns this gaff?
641
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,955
We don't give a fuck.
642
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,953
I think you got off on the wrong stop.
643
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,354
Oi, Tezza!
644
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,829
- What?
- Fancy a row?
645
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,275
Who are these jokers?
646
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,714
They want our gear.
647
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,470
Marv!
648
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,590
Who's this cunt?
649
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,389
John!
650
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,517
Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army.
651
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,874
Oi, Frank.
652
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,311
What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?
653
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,993
Oi, Mo!
654
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,311
Any more rabbits in that warren?
655
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,549
You lads fancy a warm-up?
656
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,039
Not for you Jelly Babies.
657
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,269
On three, lads.
658
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,870
Three.
659
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,835
Hey!
660
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,957
What? You wanna call him back, Grandad?
661
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,994
Fuck!
662
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,115
Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove.
Get that quick, understand?
663
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,157
And I want two chips as well.
664
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,277
What is this smell of wee in here?
665
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,079
Who the fuck is this joke, man?
666
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,878
Don't stand near me, son.
667
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,194
You got your mouthwash muddled up
with cat piss.
668
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,599
Take two steps back and wait your turn.
669
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,390
You better fuck off, old man,
or I'll wet you.
670
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,596
The only thing you can wet's
your underpants, son.
671
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,159
Now, back two steps.
672
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,440
Trigger. That's you. Go on.
673
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,238
- That's you. You're up, bruv.
- Yeah?
674
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,233
- Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
- Stick it in him, bruv.
675
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,630
Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.
676
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,114
Don't, you know, dance.
677
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,790
What are yous,
like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
678
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,118
The Foreskins. The Redskins.
679
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,998
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians.
680
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,720
Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys?
681
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,314
Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.
682
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,829
I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on,
I need some back and forth. Come on.
683
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,480
What have you got for me?
Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
684
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,078
Fuck you.
685
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,389
Jeez, that's disappointing.
No, no, not that.
686
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,832
Go again. Go again.
687
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,560
Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it.
688
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,233
- Fucking do him, laddie.
- Come on.
689
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,038
Yeah. Yeah.
690
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,519
Oh, shit!
691
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,113
Come on then, you dickhead.
692
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,269
My eyes!
693
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,593
Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads.
694
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,314
Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.
695
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,313
Grown-ups fight with their heads.
That's where the real battle is.
696
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,152
Up here, in the gray.
697
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,753
He sparked me out, bruv.
698
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,719
Now, wake up, lads.
Life's quick, you're slow.
699
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,393
Life's hard on a bone top.
700
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,829
Come on down the gym.
We'll see what we can do with yous.
701
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,232
Hang on. Are you the coach?
702
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,399
Coach, it's Ernie.
703
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,276
Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro.
It's the fucking coach.
704
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,069
Ernie, what is it?
705
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,594
Ball's in the back of the net.
706
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,590
We've rung the be" here
and we're gonna include you,
707
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,795
because you're our mentor.
708
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,554
I don't know what you're talking about,
but I don't like the sound of it.
709
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,389
- We've landed a load of sticky bush.
- I listen to me, now, Ernie.
710
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,509
Walk away.
711
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,671
It's too late. We're at the gym now
unloading the van.
712
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,080
You took my van?
713
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,797
Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes.
714
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,314
I'm sorry to intrude,
but I think you need to see this, boss.
715
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,595
♪ Man don't have to take off the door ♪
716
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,671
♪ Pull up in a dinger
Straight through the hole in the floor ♪
717
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,319
♪ We're the Toddlers
Don't know what you thought ♪
718
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,118
♪ By the end of the night
You'll be picking up your jaw ♪
719
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,520
♪ Plants
Not ten or twenty ♪
720
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,910
It's Eggs Benny,
'cause I never get cracked.
721
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,037
♪ Man's egg got cracked
And his legs went jelly ♪
722
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,796
♪ Just know that we're leaving the room
With every last penny ♪
723
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,791
They call me Ghost,
'cause you never see me coming.
724
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,439
♪ Just know it's over
When you see ghosts ♪
725
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,397
♪ Spinning back kick
Might take off your nose ♪
726
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,393
♪ Man don't want that smoke
Big elbow to the top of the dome ♪
727
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,155
My name's Ernie.
728
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,197
'Cause the left hand's fast
and the right hand's sturdy.
729
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,191
♪ The left hand's fast
And the fight hand's sturdy ♪
730
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,635
♪ You know I've been bad from early
Your little headlock can't hurt me ♪
731
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,552
- ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪
- Jim.
732
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,677
♪ Jim, Jim
The Iron Chin ♪
733
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,159
♪ You already know
Man can't fuck with him ♪
734
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,476
♪ When it comes to this fighting thing
Man"' head-butt him ♪
735
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,630
♪ Put in the double-leg takedown ♪
736
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,233
Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
737
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,198
Because it's fight porn
at one of my farms.
738
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,679
♪ We 're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
739
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,115
♪ Just know that we come from
The bottom of the slum and we 're hungry ♪
740
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,077
♪ Means we're coming for the crumbs
And we're like a tax man ♪
741
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,515
♪ Cause we 're coming for your funds
Bang, bang, you see us in a gang ♪
742
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,318
- Coach.
- Jim, put that shit out.
743
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,357
- I've only just...
- Jim, into the office.
744
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,636
Benny, put down that box of scorpions.
Follow Jim.
745
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,154
It weren't my idea, Coach.
746
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,075
Oh, shit.
747
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,515
Mal, what the fuck did you do
to your nose?
748
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,830
- You have a fight in a week, man.
- Looks a lot worse than what it is.
749
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,718
- I'm a hundred percent.
- Yeah?
750
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,393
Two thousand hits!
751
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,675
Oh, my days!
752
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,752
I look mad in this.
The lighting is banging.
753
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,195
♪ Put it on the net, do you wanna bet?
It will do a million a set A“
754
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,350
♪ That's it ♪
755
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,829
♪ Boxes of bush, all buds, no dust ♪
756
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,234
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
757
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,113
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
758
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,990
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We 're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
759
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,435
Make sure you get the upper cut in.
It looks gangsta.
760
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,479
Is that what I think it is?
761
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,240
Yeah, but the best version of it.
762
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,197
Tell me you didn't put
that fight porn online.
763
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,749
It's white hot, Coach. The hits.
764
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,069
It's gone intergalactic.
765
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,630
What was I thinking,
leaving you kids alone unsupervised?
766
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,351
Take it down. Now!
767
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,750
I've gotta say, I was impressed.
768
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,832
The way they fought?
They're on point, guvnor.
769
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,511
Whoever trained them
knows what he's doing.
770
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,874
Thank you. That's enough.
771
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,150
- Well, I'm just saying.
- Well, quit saying.
772
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,719
Okay, thank you.
773
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,552
No sooner do I entertain
Matthew's offer to buy me out
774
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,677
and reject Dry Eye's offer
775
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,913
does one of my farms get raided.
776
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,035
First time ever.
777
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,077
Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?
778
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,231
It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.
779
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,629
- How did they find it?
- I don't know.
780
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:26,835
I'm making inquiries.
781
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,872
What about Matthew?
782
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,429
He's gonna need reassuring
before he parts with 400 big ones.
783
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,117
So many questions unanswered, Ray.
784
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,949
I mean, who'd be smart enough
to find one of Mickey's farms?
785
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,030
Apart from me, of course.
786
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,034
And who would be bold enough
to make such a move?
787
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,999
Especially to film it all
and then post it all online?
788
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,596
Because that is really
rubbing your face in it, isn't it?
789
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,634
I'm here to help, Michael.
790
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:58,396
I'm your friend, your ally,
your Santa Claus for all seasons,
791
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,155
and I'd like you to know my team of elves
can be very persuasive.
792
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:06,350
Persuasive?
And why would I need persuasive?
793
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,796
Well, I hear you might have had
a little trouble.
794
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,876
Now, you helped me before
when my source ran dry,
795
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,474
so I'm just returning the favor
and reminding you
796
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,073
I have effectual friends.
797
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,480
Elves?
798
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,390
Elves?
799
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,233
- Yes. You said elves.
- Did I?
800
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,390
Mm.
801
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,636
No trouble over here, Matthew.
No trouble at all.
802
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,760
So we brought you a token.
803
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,075
You did?
804
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,509
And what might this be?
805
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,070
It's a paperweight to keep down
all the paper I'm about to give you.
806
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,118
- Well, it looks like a gun.
- And it's a paperweight.
807
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,477
Seeing how in this country,
unlike in our homeland,
808
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,550
they're illegal.
809
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,439
So is riding your bicycle at night
without lights.
810
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,033
Laws are there as a guideline.
811
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,873
In France,
it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon,
812
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,234
but just try and stop me.
813
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,470
I quite like it. You're very kind.
814
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,154
- Thank you.
- Hands across the sea.
815
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,311
Mickey calmed down the Jew
816
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,993
and it seems the deal
is still going ahead.
817
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,471
But bad timing, jeopardizing deals,
818
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,198
shutting down farms.
819
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,274
It could be an expensive disaster
if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
820
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,478
Should I be scared?
821
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,310
I don't think so,
but I like to err on the side of caution.
822
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,993
What does that mean?
823
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,957
It means I'm going to have to close shop,
824
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,078
shut this farm down and make it disappear.
825
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,790
You might see a couple of trucks
around here over the next few days,
826
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,915
but that's it.
827
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,959
Well, I'm not gonna pretend
that missing out
828
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,998
on a million pounds commission a year
isn't going to hurt somewhat.
829
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,113
The pain is being shared.
830
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,676
Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime,
831
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,718
the cost of shutting down,
the expense of setting up elsewhere.
832
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,676
It's funny, really,
but it couldn't be worse timing.
833
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,114
How so?
834
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,395
I've...
835
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,876
I've just learned we need
a whole new roof apparently.
836
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,316
As I say,
I'm as upset about this as you are.
837
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,997
- Henry.
- Mickey.
838
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,594
The toffs look after Mickey.
Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
839
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,760
But there's a lot of toffs to look after.
840
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,677
- Henry.
- And When it rains...
841
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,114
Let me take care of the roof.
842
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,476
. ”if fucking pours.
843
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,032
Now, there's only one thing that needs
more looking after than a toff,
844
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,720
and that is a toff's offspring.
845
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,156
Which brings me neatly back
to Big Dave's story,
846
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,198
the very reason I'm sitting here
sipping Whiskey with you
847
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,634
in the first fucking place.
848
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:41,315
This is how Big Dave
is gonna bring Mickey down,
849
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,598
by using and abusing
Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child.
850
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,838
Lord Pressfield's daughter,
the famous and talented Laura,
851
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,558
all self-hate and harm,
852
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,871
has fallen for this Power Noel's
smacked-out dark charm,
853
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,678
and I want the lot of them,
854
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,119
especially that
slimy little jam rag Pearson,
855
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,714
in bed with a skint, discredited toff,
856
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,634
and supplying gear
to young and reckless rock-star royals,
857
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,996
royals unbridled by distracted parents
858
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,151
too busy skiing
on the Swiss Alps to notice
859
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,992
and too fucking stupid to care.
860
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,839
I like it.
You're good at this, boss.
861
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,877
Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy.
Fuck off.
862
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,636
Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic,
auto-tuned singing daughter
863
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,314
shacked up with some smacked-out,
once-upon-a-time pop star,
864
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,038
and all looked after by Mickey Pearson.
865
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,158
I like it. You know, I like it a lot.
866
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,638
We wrapped her in cotton wool.
867
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,597
But she was our little Lor-la.
868
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,919
Charlie called her that
because she couldn't say Laura at first.
869
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,393
We miss her terribly, Mickey.
870
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,079
I've failed as a parent.
871
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,310
You mustn't keep
beating yourself up, dear.
872
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,392
Anne's right, Charles.
You mustn't blame yourselves.
873
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,391
It sounds as though Laura fell in
with the wrong crowd
874
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,869
at a time when she was
particularly vulnerable.
875
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,553
What more could we do?
876
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,593
It's happened to so many of our friends.
877
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,114
It's a curse.
878
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,995
- Do you mind if I look into it?
- So you'll help us?
879
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,159
Let me see what I can do.
880
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,717
You should get yourself
one of these, boss.
881
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,438
Well, that's the plan.
882
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,994
Everything all right?
883
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,880
You remember their daughter?
884
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,997
Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice.
885
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,675
Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop.
Shame about the habit.
886
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,909
She's gone missing.
887
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,991
They've asked us to find her,
bring her home.
888
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,470
Mm-hmm.
889
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,715
Is that a problem?
890
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,552
Well, I had a feeling
you might ask me this, boss,
891
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,278
so I did some due diligence.
892
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,112
I know where she is and I don't like it.
893
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,350
- I'd rather we didn't get involved.
- Why not?
894
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,031
She's on a South London council estate.
895
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,350
- 80?
- It's out of our jurisdiction.
896
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,876
There's too many moving parts,
parts that we can't control.
897
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,758
What if she doesn't wanna come?
It's gonna get messy.
898
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,480
Well, that may be true,
but you're still doing it.
899
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,000
I accept that.
900
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,391
- But can't you send Frazier instead?
- No, I can't send Frazier instead.
901
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,794
You're my best man. I want you.
902
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,919
It's just that I don't like smackies.
903
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,116
It's the filth and the grime
and the grub in the tub.
904
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,073
I'm not asking your OCD
to spend the weekend with them, Ray.
905
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,358
Think of it as philanthropy.
906
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,194
Come on, you're driving.
907
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,472
No good deed goes unpunished.
908
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,838
And this is where you have
your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
909
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,399
This is where you step on stage
910
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,915
and set the dominoes flying
every-fucking-where.
911
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,515
Meaning what?
912
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,355
Meaning no good deed goes unpunished.
913
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,794
Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.
914
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,349
Buenos Dias.
915
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,349
Wrong door.
916
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,555
Ah, ah, ah.
917
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,276
My name is Raymond Smith.
918
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,071
Can I step inside for a moment, please?
919
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,033
How can I help you, Officer?
920
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,471
I'm not the police.
No, I just need a moment of your time.
921
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,437
It's about Laura Pressfield.
922
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,394
I don't know anyone of that name.
923
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,669
It would be much easier
for all parties concerned
924
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,751
if I could just step inside for a moment.
925
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,835
No, fuck off.
926
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,797
Jeez.
927
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,755
That's a nice whip, bruv.
928
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,514
Killer motor.
It's a shame about them rims, though.
929
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,954
Yeah, lend us the keys.
930
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,553
Put some chrome twenty-twos on that.
931
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,519
Hey, my man's got the Dessies
and the bootcuts, you know.
932
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,193
Deffo linking a Jessie.
933
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,434
What the fuck?
934
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,309
- What are you doing here?
- Now, now, now.
935
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,720
- Get the fuck out.
- Now, now, now.
936
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,231
As you was, boys and girls.
937
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,600
Sit down.
938
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,795
Thank you.
939
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,557
Shall we have a little bit of fresh air?
940
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,751
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?
941
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,834
No need to get excited, young man.
We will be gone in a few moments.
942
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,480
No, no, no, you'll be gone before then.
Get the fuck out now.
943
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,910
I can be dangerous if I want to be.
Get the fuck out now.
944
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,709
Sit down, Power,
before you get yourself into more trouble.
945
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,269
How do you know my name?
How the fuck does he know my name?
946
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,033
I know all your names.
947
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,917
Apart from that little anomaly.
948
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,757
I know where you went to school.
949
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,757
I know who your parents are.
950
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,311
And I know you'll suck a cock
for a five-pound bag.
951
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,192
Now sit.
952
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,832
Just so we're clear, I work for a man,
953
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,039
a powerful man.
954
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,470
Michael Pearson.
955
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,198
Ten points to you, Laura.
956
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,554
Who's Michael Pearson?
957
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,270
Friend of her father's.
Runs London's puff game.
958
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,555
A big dick swinger.
959
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,389
What is your name, young man?
960
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,790
- Aslan.
- And where are you from, Aslan?
961
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,837
You don't sound like one of the natives.
962
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,629
Disneyland.
963
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,273
Sounds about right.
964
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,877
Well, you are correct.
He is a big dick swinger.
965
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,997
But I wouldn't want him
to hear you say that.
966
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,914
It's best you forget what he apparently
does for a living after we depart.
967
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,071
Now, Laura, your father's asked us
to bring you home.
968
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,071
She's not going anywhere.
969
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,149
Do you mind if I sit?
970
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,435
Yes.
971
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,674
I don't build a joint like
the Americans and the new school...
972
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,235
back-strapping, jockstrapping,
coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
973
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,713
I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me.
974
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,679
That's how we used to play.
975
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,112
If there's one thing
I will never understand,
976
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,271
it's why you lot get addicted to heroin.
977
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,674
If there's one drug you should not chase,
it is the dirty dragon.
978
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,273
Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?
979
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,159
No, not me, Ray.
I don't even puff anymore.
980
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:11,313
Of course not. Bunny likes the gym.
You can probably see that.
981
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,073
- What are you benching these days?
- Three wheels a side.
982
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,155
What about you, Brown?
983
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,798
- What about me?
- What could I lift?
984
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,234
You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese,
you cunt.
985
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,955
Now...
986
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,758
if you wanna be naughty,
987
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,992
what happened to a little smoke
and a poke and a glass of wine,
988
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,390
some Barry White, candles around the bath
989
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,879
and put your finger in the missus?
990
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,114
Who's Barry White?
991
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,279
Big black geezer.
992
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,680
Sexy voice.
993
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,478
I'm... I'm lost.
994
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,713
Am I in the bath with Barry White's finger
in my missus?
995
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,953
Be quiet, Brown. You were lost
long before Barry White walked in.
996
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,791
If you lot are unhappy,
997
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,474
you should share your thoughts
with your friends.
998
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,317
Nice friends.
Talk it out, find a positive solution.
999
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,033
But, no, all you lot choose squalor.
1000
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,435
Drowning in your liberal white guilt.
1001
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,278
Sorry, what am I guilty of?
1002
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,476
Being a cunt, Brown.
1003
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,353
Being a cunt.
1004
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,478
Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
1005
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,234
I'm just trying to radiate
some positive vibes man to man.
1006
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,709
I mean, that's what this puff game
used to be all about.
1007
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,640
Anyway...
1008
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,075
back to you, Laura,
1009
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,391
queen in this here kingdom of shit.
1010
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,755
A single rose in a cauldron of thorns.
1011
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,153
Are you ready to turn the corner?
1012
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,311
Open the curtains and let the light in?
1013
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,759
Do your mum and dad a favor
and try the impossible,
1014
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,073
make yourself happy.
1015
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,430
All right.
1016
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,430
Fucking hell. That was easy.
1017
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,158
All right, fantastic.
1018
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:26,199
Well, in that case, Bunny, will you
help Laura with her things, please?
1019
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,034
Incoming.
1020
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,997
It's all right, Bunny.
I don't really have anything.
1021
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,238
It's a shithole anyway.
1022
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,875
Don't go. Please, wait!
1023
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,029
Sit down!
1024
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,152
Touch me again,
I'll cut your fucking arm off.
1025
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,437
It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.
1026
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,076
I just will not be manhandled
by a junkie cunt.
1027
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:11,076
Dave, keep the kids in school
for one minute.
1028
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,191
My man probably wants to buy weed.
1029
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,238
- What, da Loud Pack, boss?
- Or the Purple Haze then.
1030
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,470
My man just pulled out
a donkey choker, bruv.
1031
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,153
Keep your puff.
1032
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,629
Buy yourself a sticky book
and a packet of sweets.
1033
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,710
All-in!
1034
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,349
Now, now, now.
1035
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,959
You cunt.
1036
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,278
Fuck you!
1037
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,193
Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.
1038
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,509
Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?
1039
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,594
It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
1040
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,274
Fucking hit him, Brown!
1041
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,080
Ah. He's bought you a gun.
1042
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,231
That's a nice little gift.
1043
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,630
Five years in prison
all in one little box.
1044
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,633
Oh, but that's not a gun, dear.
That's a paperweight.
1045
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:06,839
Course it is, along with a family
of six baby bullets.
1046
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,553
Guess we'll have to get rid of that.
1047
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,591
- Hello, Ray.
- Rosalind.
1048
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,354
Sorry for the interruption.
1049
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,794
What do you need, Ray?
1050
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,520
Laura Pressfield
has been returned home safely.
1051
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,390
Good.
1052
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,070
What else?
1053
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,151
One of her associates had an accident.
1054
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,080
- Shit.
- He fell out of a window, boss.
1055
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,514
What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
1056
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,076
It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
1057
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,550
Oh, shit.
1058
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,278
Sounds like quite an extreme accident.
1059
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,630
Yeah, it was more like a death, really.
1060
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,316
- Oh, shit.
- Selfie, bruv!
1061
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,515
So you killed someone?
1062
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,151
No. It was the gravity that killed him.
1063
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,799
- Who was he?
- Aslan.
1064
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,190
Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms.
1065
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,270
Russian kid?
1066
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,317
- That doesn't sound good.
- Anyone see you?
1067
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,232
Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
1068
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,310
Shit.
1069
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,757
Nothing was recorded. We left it clean.
1070
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,349
- The body?
- I've dealt with that.
1071
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,680
- This is not ideal.
- It is not.
1072
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,834
You can't be fooled
by how those junk/es dress.
1073
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,596
They went to schools, expensive schools.
1074
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,670
Aslan.
1075
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,149
Their parents have money,
lots of money.
1076
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,357
And money can be a problem.
1077
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,429
Shit.
1078
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,239
I bet you told Mickey nothing
about what happened.
1079
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,991
You're fishing, Fletcher,
because you've got no idea.
1080
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,033
You're right, I am fishing.
1081
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,159
Look at this.
I'm fishing in my little baggie.
1082
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,639
And what have I found?
1083
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,390
Oh.
1084
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,790
Thank you. Or should I say...
1085
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:56,710
spasibo?
1086
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,560
What's that young man doing?
1087
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,478
Is he looking for something on the floor?
1088
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,399
Frazier.
1089
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,554
Lads, we're gonna need those phones.
1090
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,032
Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
1091
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,396
Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.
1092
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,474
- Come on then, catch me, dickhead.
- Little cunt.
1093
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,150
♪ Shimmy shimmy ya
Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪
1094
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,516
♪ Gimme the mic
So I can take it away ♪
1095
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,910
♪ Shimmy shimmy ya
Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪
1096
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,114
Wanker!
1097
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,198
What you saying now, fam? Huh?
Now I've got backup.
1098
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,916
You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.
1099
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,279
Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone.
1100
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,550
- What? Fucking do him.
- Back the fuck up!
1101
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,199
How you gonna talk your way
out of this one, mate?
1102
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,719
Easy, lads.
1103
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,755
I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters,
1104
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,559
proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.
1105
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,670
But I come in peace.
1106
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,318
I'm not trying to steal it.
I'm trying to buy it.
1107
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,479
For good money. Honest money.
1108
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,358
Yeah? What, this phone?
1109
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,679
- How much?
- A full bag.
1110
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,275
Then I'll be gone,
like the darkness at dawn.
1111
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,073
How about you give us that bag
and be gone anyway?
1112
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,958
Stop fucking around, cunt.
1113
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,320
Give me the phone and take the money.
1114
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,116
Drop the fucking money and run, boy.
1115
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:02,710
Right.
1116
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,513
- Fuck!
- Move, move, move!
1117
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,350
Now...
1118
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:16,357
put the phone on the ground.
1119
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,834
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
1120
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,312
♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪
1121
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,155
♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪
1122
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,794
- Fucking prick.
- What are you doing, Dave?
1123
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,477
- It's on him somewhere.
- I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
1124
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,795
Ray?
1125
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,349
Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee?
1126
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,509
Fletcher, shoes off inside.
1127
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,557
Leave them by the door.
1128
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,153
Yes, Mommy.
1129
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,071
Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother?
1130
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,198
You can do better than that.
1131
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,429
Wanker.
1132
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,231
Come on, Bunny,
stop fucking about.
1133
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,480
Look at you sweat, bruv.
1134
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,756
Nearly there.
Nearly there. Nearly there.
1135
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,514
Lift those legs up.
Come on, bro.
1136
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,432
You should have brought
your running shoes today, bro.
1137
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:20,715
Trying out for the Olympics, are we?
1138
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,798
It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain.
1139
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,310
Phone.
1140
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,914
Sorry about that.
1141
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,954
Can I go home now?
1142
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,833
Course you can, darling.
Course you can.
1143
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,995
Is there a problem here, Ray?
1144
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,434
I don't know.
1145
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,073
Is there a problem here, Fletcher?
1146
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,031
I see no problem at all.
1147
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,552
I forgot to wash my hands.
1148
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,679
Next time call first.
1149
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,159
Sorry, guv.
1150
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,190
And you haven't heard a whisper?
1151
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,476
How can so much bush go missing
and nobody know nothing?
1152
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,074
Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
1153
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,355
Nothing on the street.
1154
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,034
But you know what? There is this geezer
called Mickey Pearson.
1155
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,236
- Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson?
- Ah, you know him.
1156
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,470
He runs the bush game.
He is a horrible cunt.
1157
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,119
You don't wanna step on his toes.
1158
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,669
But there's no way your lads
jimmied their way into his car,
1159
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,433
so I wouldn't concern yourself with that.
1160
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,238
All right, you know
where to find me, Chasa.
1161
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,640
Keep your ear to the ground.
1162
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,313
Primetime, in you get.
1163
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,189
Ernie.
1164
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,038
Did you get that Chinese fella's name?
1165
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,315
- Phuc.
- What?
1166
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,913
Phuc, like "fuck" With a "Ph."
1167
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,389
Don't get street with me, Ernie.
Where does he live?
1168
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,676
- Posh part of Croydon.
- Drop the rope.
1169
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,353
There is no posh part of Croydon.
1170
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,634
- It's comparative, innit?
- Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
1171
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,199
Why aren't you training, you black cunt?
1172
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,989
I'm on my own here.
1173
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,599
Did he just call me a black cunt?
1174
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,909
Yes, he did.
1175
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,594
He can't do that. That's racist.
1176
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,432
But, you are black
and you are a cunt, Ernie.
1177
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,510
Those are the facts.
1178
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,432
I don't think Primetime cares
what race you run in.
1179
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,680
The fact that I'm black has nothing to do
with the fact I'm a cunt.
1180
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,558
He didn't say black people
were cunts, Ernie.
1181
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,075
He was being specific to you.
One has nothing to do with the other.
1182
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,798
And I'd go a step further,
if I'm not mistaken,
1183
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,632
and say it was a term
of familiar affection.
1184
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,759
Primetime's a Gypsy.
I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
1185
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,751
Why not? He might be very understanding.
1186
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,478
Only if it comes from a place of love,
of course.
1187
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,233
Now, back to the issue at hand.
1188
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,470
I need that Chinese geezer's address,
okay?
1189
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,198
You'll have it by the morning, Coach.
1190
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,157
- Good lad.
- And, Coach...
1191
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,639
- What?
- I've got some good news.
1192
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,234
- What?
- I found out whose weed we took.
1193
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,071
And now you fucking tell me!
1194
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,394
Did I say stop?
1195
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,679
Ernie, this is not the fucking time
1196
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,831
to keep your cards close to your chest.
1197
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,070
Just tell me his name
isn't Mickey Pearson.
1198
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,071
Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too?
1199
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,591
You been reading tea leaves,
got a crystal ball?
1200
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,909
That is not good news, Ernie.
1201
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,592
Mickey Pearson is terrible news in
the face of a violent and expensive debt.
1202
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,434
I'm here to see your boss.
1203
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,994
Feel free to talk.
1204
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,631
I gather you're the consigliere
of the outfit
1205
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,360
that my boys were stupid enough
to fuck around with.
1206
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,235
On that note, I'd like to extend
my apologies on their behalf.
1207
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,633
My boys, they're naive,
1208
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,111
they've had hard lives
and they're just starting to come good,
1209
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,238
but they're my lads, my responsibility,
1210
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,876
so it's me that should be accountable
for their actions.
1211
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,075
Now, I can return your goods,
but I can't return the inconvenience,
1212
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,231
the time, the fucking headache.
1213
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:21,240
And so I offer you my loyalty,
my word, my time,
1214
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,512
until that debt is settled.
1215
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:30,193
I'll make amends,
but just leave me lads alone.
1216
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,631
First of all, I'm gonna need to know
how your lads got the information
1217
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,717
about where our farm was sited,
1218
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,872
'cause that's not common knowledge.
1219
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,233
Once we've overcome that little challenge,
then we can talk.
1220
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,636
Well, I can do better than that.
1221
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,110
His name is Phuc,
1222
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,470
but it's spelled with a "Ph,"
so it sounds like "fu-uck."
1223
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,238
So it's Phu-uc?
1224
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,277
What? Yeah, something like that.
1225
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,795
Anyway, he's the kid that gave us
the skunk farm job.
1226
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,395
Do you know him?
1227
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,438
Yeah, we've met before,
haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
1228
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,635
- That's the one.
- Phu-uc?
1229
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,711
- Phuc.
- Phuc.
1230
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,310
All right.
1231
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,518
Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right?
1232
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,198
How did you know the location?
1233
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,839
I need my inhaler.
1234
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,240
Yeah, in a minute.
1235
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:33,071
I need you to tell me how you knew
the location of our farm.
1236
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,711
I've been trailing you for months.
Dry Eye was given the address.
1237
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,234
I can't breathe! I need it, please.
1238
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:44,233
All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down.
1239
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,320
Right, here, steady yourself.
For fuck's sake.
1240
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,674
Sort him out.
1241
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,112
All right.
1242
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,794
Here, here, look at me.
1243
01:07:58,760 --> 01:07:59,750
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1244
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,433
- Where's your inhaler?
- There.
1245
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,270
Right, here, take a blim.
1246
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:08,990
Now, good boy.
There you go, son. You all right?
1247
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:12,950
Fuck!
1248
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,514
No, stop, don't!
1249
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,918
Fuck's sake, Ray.
You need to invest in some parachutes.
1250
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,152
There's a pattern emerging here.
1251
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:29,560
I'm sorry, boss.
1252
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,916
And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway?
1253
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,594
- It's Dry Eye's man.
- You mean Lord George's man.
1254
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,590
It could just be Dry Eye's doing.
He's been getting bold lately.
1255
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,909
Yeah.
1256
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,991
Well, they still all work for Lord George.
1257
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,952
I'm gonna take care of this one myself.
1258
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,115
Lord George.
1259
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,034
Mr. Pearson.
1260
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,999
And to what do I owe?
1261
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:31,915
What you watching?
1262
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,759
I'm watching the telly.
1263
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,078
What you watching on the telly?
1264
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,674
I'm watching the horse racing.
1265
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,556
Live satellite from Hong Kong.
1266
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,198
My only vice.
1267
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,590
Well, that's not strictly true, is it?
1268
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,674
Meaning?
1269
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,469
Meaning I've always taken vice
to be the definition
1270
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,552
of any criminal activity
or wicked behavior
1271
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,473
involving prostitution,
pornography or drugs,
1272
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,790
SO, no...
1273
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,231
racing is definitely
not your only vice, your lordship.
1274
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,312
I'd say you're eyebrows deep
in every vice known to man.
1275
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,516
- There is a difference.
- Being?
1276
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:19,469
I facilitate. I don't participate
in any of the aforementioned vices.
1277
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,110
What about tea?
1278
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,354
What about tea?
1279
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,512
Well, that too is a vice.
1280
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,471
Caffeine is a drug, don't you know?
1281
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:45,440
So is that what you're here
to talk to me about? Tea?
1282
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,275
Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice,
as you well know.
1283
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,991
Of course, I'm addicted to selling it,
not consuming it.
1284
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,631
I specifically chose to deal in marijuana.
1285
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,832
Sure, I could see
there was more to be made
1286
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,754
in shifting the white or the brown powder,
as you so chose,
1287
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:07,357
but, you see, my jam,
it doesn't kill anyone,
1288
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,473
and I like that.
1289
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:13,518
While your poison...
1290
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:19,351
is and always has been
a destroyer of worlds.
1291
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:32,634
So, yes, your facilitation
is most definitely participation.
1292
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,832
But I'm not here to give you
a sermon on situational ethics.
1293
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:49,313
So why the fuck are you here?
1294
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,471
You're starting a war with me, George,
1295
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,392
and I'm trying to moonwalk
with elegance here,
1296
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,437
but I'm finding it very fucking difficult.
1297
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:13,870
Laura!
1298
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,917
I don't fuck around with puff.
1299
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,071
You send your man Dry Eye around my place
1300
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,037
to see if he can buy my business
for a few beans.
1301
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,155
Laura!
1302
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,351
You did/7 7 think I'd find out?
1303
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,272
Having me followed for months?
1304
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,870
Yeah. You crossed the line,
1305
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,519
and that comes with a price.
1306
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,037
You raided one of my locations.
1307
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,598
You know the rules, George.
1308
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,913
What the fuck were you thinking?
1309
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,795
You raided one of my locations.
What the fuck were you thinking?
1310
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,231
What the fuck were you thinking, George?
1311
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,592
Should you try and undermine me,
1312
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,159
or should you attempt
to threaten my position again,
1313
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,914
I will be forced to accept
your call to arms.
1314
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,229
Do you understand?
1315
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:36,715
Good.
1316
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,789
Now, I can see you're feeling
somewhat under the weather.
1317
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:43,953
Thefts because I spiked your fee
1318
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,270
with a nasty little parasitic genus
called shigella
1319
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:51,196
Left unattended, you will shit yourself
to death before the sun doth set.
1320
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,957
I suggest taking
two of these fizzy biscuits.
1321
01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,153
You'll be fine in an hour or two,
1322
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,036
long enough to consider
your past indiscretions.
1323
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,630
And, George, if I can get to you
in your own kitchen...
1324
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,152
I can get to you anywhere.
1325
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,314
- Did you do it?
- Do what?
1326
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,960
Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?
1327
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,394
No.
1328
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:32,074
So you're telling me
that Phuc did this behind your back.
1329
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,753
Well, let's just say this.
He didn't do it in front of it.
1330
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,669
He did it without my blessing.
1331
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:41,230
But you did go behind my back
and offer to buy his business.
1332
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,874
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1333
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,556
Now, let me warn you
the way you warn me.
1334
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,354
There comes a point
where the young succeed the old.
1335
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:57,595
Don't push me.
1336
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,833
There are some things
I don't know about.
1337
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:07,072
Something between Dry Eye
and Lord George.
1338
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,916
Now, whatever it was,
someone killed Lord George.
1339
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:17,357
Anyone else might think
that was you or Mickey.
1340
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,911
Shall we continue with our little story?
1341
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,711
Does that arouse your interest, Raymond?
1342
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,794
80 Matthew knows Dry Eye.
1343
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,237
- So what?
- Well, yes, I agree.
1344
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:32,549
Perhaps they were just meeting up
1345
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,472
to talk about holidaying
in the Maldives
1346
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:38,474
or the long-term implications
of leaving the EU.
1347
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:43,475
But I filmed it, had it lip-read,
translated and transcribed.
1348
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,592
Rather like the classic 1974 film
The Conversation,
1349
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:49,069
starring Gene Hackman
and John Cazale.
1350
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:52,471
You know, Coppola slipped that one out
between the Godfathers.
1351
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,429
It wasn't really for me.
It's a bit boring, to be honest.
1352
01:15:55,520 --> 01:16:00,549
Now, can I just say, that Matthew,
he's quite something, isn't he?
1353
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,677
He's not your average American.
1354
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:06,116
He's a Mr. International.
Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
1355
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:11,513
Come here. You play Dry Eye
and I shall be Matthew.
1356
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:14,309
Come on.
1357
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,793
All right.
1358
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:24,837
Try and get it in time
with his lips, all right?
1359
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,399
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ready?
1360
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,789
Roll camera. Action.
1361
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,515
There was an incident.
Lord George...
1362
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,749
Fuck's sake, Raymond.
1363
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,160
It's a bit fucking wooden.
1364
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,390
Put something into it, you know,
a bit of welly.
1365
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,394
And action.
1366
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:55,075
There was an incident.
Lord George didn't come through it.
1367
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,116
Didn't come through it?
1368
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,919
The last thing you need to do
is attract any octopus.
1369
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,149
Octopus?
1370
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,353
What does that mean?
It's not a very good translation.
1371
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:05,953
No, there's nothing wrong
with the translation.
1372
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,872
Matthew's not that fluent.
And it's Cantonese.
1373
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:09,553
Just go with it
and fill in the blanks.
1374
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,914
And action.
1375
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:13,671
life all on Michael.
He is to blame.
1376
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:15,874
That is not a smart move.
1377
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:17,951
Don't tell me what a smart move is.
1378
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,269
I beg for your pardon.
1379
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,839
You heard me perfectly well.
1380
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,753
There will be repercussions
for Michael's actions.
1381
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,433
You think you're running things,
do you?
1382
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,837
Don't stroke my mouse hair.
1383
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:29,955
What does "mouse hair" mean?
1384
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,310
Yeah, I think what he means
is don't jeopardize my deal,
1385
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,277
but I admit that one's a bit of a googly.
1386
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,998
Then Matthew loses it a bit
1387
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,515
and his translation goes
completely out of the window.
1388
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:41,479
Something about springtime
and sweaters.
1389
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,119
I think what he means is he's upset.
1390
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,238
And then Dry Eye says something,
but some cunt moved in front of me,
1391
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,719
so I did/77 get that eff/76”:
1392
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,952
Your Cantonese is dog shit,
so I'm gonna say this in English
1393
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:54,032
and I'm gonna say it once,
so listen to me, Rubenstein.
1394
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,358
This is how it's gonna play out.
1395
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,398
You're gonna back the fuck off...
1396
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,038
and I'm gonna take it all.
1397
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,119
And you will pay me my respect.
1398
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,516
And there you have it.
That's all I've got.
1399
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,479
Sorry. Show's over.
1400
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,279
But I think it's quite clear
1401
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,749
that they're not just
mah-jongg partners, are they?
1402
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,395
Mm?
1403
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,276
Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.
1404
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,237
I mean, according to you,
1405
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,630
we already know
Matthew wants to buy Michael out.
1406
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,190
- So why is that news?
- Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
1407
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,078
We are gonna come to the news.
1408
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,474
I'm approaching my climax.
1409
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:53,514
Dry Eye.
1410
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,311
I trust you will make Michael Pearson
pay for this.
1411
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,237
You are the dragon head now.
1412
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,072
Solidify your position.
1413
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:04,880
It will be done, Uncle.
1414
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,913
80 0/3/ Eye got the upgrade
he was after, didn't he, Raymond?
1415
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,435
The question is,
what was he gonna do with it
1416
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,636
now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?
1417
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,279
Give me ten minutes, Ray.
1418
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:17,470
Boss.
1419
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,754
Hello, Ros.
1420
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,789
It's date night tonight, 9:00 p.m.,
you and I, River Cafe.
1421
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,156
Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
1422
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,598
We're closed.
1423
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,795
Hang up.
1424
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:49,675
No.
1425
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,474
Hang the fucking phone up.
1426
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:52,595
Who's there?
1427
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,993
Ros, who's there?
1428
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:57,595
What you doing here, Dry Eye?
1429
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,437
It's warming up now, isn't it?
1430
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:07,275
At this point, I'm guessing
that you didn't even know
1431
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,431
that Lord George was dead yet,
1432
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,909
let alone what Dry Eye was up to.
1433
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,435
Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?
1434
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:27,990
Fancy a boiled sweet?
1435
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,154
- No.
- Suit yourself.
1436
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:40,794
Who the fuck was he?
1437
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,156
I'm not exactly sure
What happened next,
1438
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,754
because you two
managed to give me the slip.
1439
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,831
They got Rosalind. Call Roger.
1440
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,790
Oh, goody. Another bottle.
1441
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,030
Hold on. You were there?
1442
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,711
Yeah. Of course I was there.
1443
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:02,836
He's not picking up.
Maybe you should put your seat belt on.
1444
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:05,997
Yeah, let me call Rosalind.
Let me do it.
1445
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,636
I got it. Just watch the road.
1446
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,397
Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
1447
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:14,073
but you're gonna come with me
1448
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,595
until I can resolve all these issues
with your husband.
1449
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,719
I'm not going anywhere.
1450
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:21,471
She's not picking up.
It's just ringing.
1451
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,279
- Fuck.
- We could just slow down a little bit.
1452
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:27,514
Fuck!
1453
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:43,874
You know how it works.
1454
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:48,149
You either come with me or Tony here
is gonna make you come with me.
1455
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:50,993
You're in my office under my roof.
1456
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,912
It's not your position
for Tony to do anything
1457
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,355
other than to fuck off back
from whence he came.
1458
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:56,999
Tony.
1459
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,715
What's that? Is that a paperweight?
1460
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,120
Funny you should say that.
1461
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,316
Turns out anything with weight
can be a paperweight.
1462
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,636
- What are you gonna do with it?
- Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
1463
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:10,109
Either you do as I tell you to
and use the door,
1464
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,669
or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony
right between the eyes.
1465
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,797
You see,
this gun's only got two bullets,
1466
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,394
so I'm not gonna fuck about
illustrating its significance.
1467
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,278
You're gonna have to trust me on that.
1468
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:21,158
The alternative is a little bit absolute.
1469
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,277
I'm gonna have
to check your grammar on that.
1470
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,990
It can't be just a little bit absolute.
1471
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:29,594
It either is or it isn't.
1472
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,832
Whatever it is, I've lost my patience.
1473
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:36,834
I'm telling you, I will squeeze
this trigger and Tony will be no more.
1474
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:38,752
Tony.
1475
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,480
Listen to me, cunt.
1476
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,718
You take one step forward, it'll be
the last fucking step you ever take.
1477
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:45,756
Tony, get on it.
1478
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,879
I fucking dare you.
1479
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,670
Just calm down.
1480
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,790
I'm leaving.
1481
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:37,914
I guess that's your two bullets, eh?
1482
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:39,876
Rosalind!
1483
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,520
Rosalind!
1484
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,275
Stay fucking still!
1485
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,030
Hello, babe.
1486
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:29,955
Hello, love.
1487
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,796
So you're basing your whole crescendo
1488
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:35,078
on a figment of your imagination.
1489
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,470
I'm basing my whole crescendo
1490
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:38,959
on the sum of its parts.
1491
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,316
A few minor details aside,
I wouldn't have any trouble at all
1492
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:45,394
selling this juicy peach of a drama
to Big Dave.
1493
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,437
He'd cream his fucking panties.
1494
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,234
You're too smart
to be blackmailing us, Fletcher.
1495
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,233
Yes, yes, and obviously
I've taken precautionary measures.
1496
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,711
You can do all kinds
of horrible things to me if you want.
1497
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,072
I might even enjoy them.
1498
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,834
But you'd have to leave the country
and never come back.
1499
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:03,911
So is that the story over now,
Fletcher?
1500
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,755
All this, this whole buildup,
was leading to this next part.
1501
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,639
This is the news
that you were asking about before.
1502
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,639
Ready?
1503
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,270
Matthew.
1504
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,197
He's gonna need some people
to run his business here
1505
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,998
when he buys it from Michael, right?
1506
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:21,959
He's gonna need a reliable
pair of hands, someone like you.
1507
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:24,077
Hmm. So why didn't he ask you, Raymond?
1508
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,595
I don't know.
It's none of my business.
1509
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,159
Because, I'll tell you,
1510
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,275
he already had someone
earmarked for the role.
1511
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,440
Dry Eye.
1512
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,272
He promised Dry Eye the job,
1513
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:39,189
but only if Dry Eye helped drive down
the price of Mickey's business.
1514
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,640
You see, it was Matthew
1515
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:43,712
who told Dry Eye
the location of Mickey's farm,
1516
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,235
so he could steal
his white widow super cheese
1517
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,630
to cause ripples
and reduce the market value.
1518
01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:51,394
And that is why Phuc, in turn,
1519
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:55,792
got those juice-swilling,
acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
1520
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,831
It was Matthew
1521
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,594
who set this whole train of events off.
1522
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,795
But what he did not plan on, you see...
1523
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,598
Fuck you, you old cunt!
1524
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,949
I'll piss on your grave.
1525
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,239
...was Dry Eye...
1526
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,355
killing Lord George.
1527
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:19,555
Now, Dry Eye does not want to be
subservient to Matthew anymore.
1528
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,074
Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone.
1529
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,992
This is how it's gonna play out.
1530
01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:26,278
You're gonna back the fuck off
1531
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,832
and I'm gonna take it all.
1532
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:32,231
Dry Eye likes the smell of power
and does not like Matthew.
1533
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:33,640
So, the little dragon
1534
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:37,190
needed a gentle reminder
of who was really running things.
1535
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:39,271
You've been in this paddling pool
for two minutes.
1536
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:42,318
I've been swimming in the ocean
with the sharks for 20 years.
1537
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,994
I'll tell you how this plays out.
1538
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:47,154
You will drown...
1539
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:51,119
and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
1540
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:56,115
And this, my love, is why I want
my hard-earned 20 million pounds.
1541
01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:02,310
Because not only do I know exactly
how Mickey's business operates,
1542
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:06,712
but I also know that the very man
he's trying to sell it to
1543
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,519
is trying to force him
into selling it on the cheap
1544
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,479
and has indirectly started a war.
1545
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,551
So, you see, I think you should be
calling me your trusted consigliere,
1546
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:18,840
or your spy behind the lines,
1547
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:23,158
your intellectual reconnaissance,
if you prefer.
1548
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:26,079
I'm impressed.
1549
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,556
You certainly know more than I do.
1550
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:32,433
I'm impressed
not only by your information,
1551
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,670
but by your imagination.
1552
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:36,629
Thank you very much.
1553
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:40,992
So you've got 72 hours.
1554
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,357
And I would just reiterate
that if anything happens to me,
1555
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:47,716
I do have my insurance policy in place.
1556
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:51,039
Everything will go to Big Dave,
and from him to the public,
1557
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,151
and you, my love, will go to Mars.
1558
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:56,358
80, strong recommendation,
just pay up
1559
01:27:56,440 --> 01:28:01,958
and watch me recede into the sunset
blowing kisses, yes?
1560
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:09,238
Well, then, time to use the door,
you black bastard.
1561
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,709
Well, that's just silly, isn't it,
'cause I'm not black.
1562
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,633
No, but your fucking soul is,
you dark cunt.
1563
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:19,918
Now, out of my house,
'cause I'm going to bed.
1564
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,959
Can I come with you?
1565
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:29,354
No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe
in the back of your hearse.
1566
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,439
I might come anyway.
1567
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,680
You'll just hear me
scratching about in the dark,
1568
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:39,118
wanking into a hanky.
1569
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,874
All right, so, 20 million.
1570
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,917
You've got 72 hours, starting now.
1571
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,474
Ticktock, ticktock.
1572
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,229
And I'm gone.
1573
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:00,833
Ticktock.
1574
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,632
Ticktock.
1575
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:19,711
He's just left.
He thinks he's very clever.
1576
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,879
Start with Big Dave.
1577
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:29,236
Now, you keep this
between you and me, Hammy,
1578
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:30,469
but Fletcher's been in touch.
1579
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:31,994
He says he's got what we need.
1580
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,549
Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass
belongs to the highest bidder.
1581
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,591
Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.
1582
01:29:36,680 --> 01:29:39,069
But if it's proper,
it's worth a whole week's exclusive.
1583
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:40,514
Well, what does he have exactly?
1584
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:43,513
He was just tickling me nuts,
but he says he wants to meet Saturday.
1585
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:44,715
So keep it free.
1586
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,434
Yeah, pronto.
1587
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:58,199
Oi, you can't park there, mate.
Move the van.
1588
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,430
Don't worry, friend.
We'll be gone in a minute.
1589
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,750
We're not a newspaper.
We're a blood sport.
1590
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,558
Oi, Russ. Move the van.
1591
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,153
I'm on it, boss.
1592
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,559
Move it. Now.
1593
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:12,552
- I said in a minute.
- Oi, spunk bubble.
1594
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,597
Get rid of the fucking van.
1595
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:23,117
I'm warning you, Russ does karate.
1596
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:30,991
Careful, boys. Russ does karate.
1597
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,915
Russ, if you know
what's good for you,
1598
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,911
get in the car now.
1599
01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:43,478
Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt.
1600
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,394
You melt.
1601
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:48,955
Now what?
1602
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:51,270
We're making a YouTube movie? Eh?
1603
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,229
Break dancing?
1604
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,474
I'm warning you.
1605
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,392
I'm fucking powerful.
1606
01:30:57,480 --> 01:30:58,754
We know all that.
1607
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,672
Why don't you tell us all about it
in the back of the van?
1608
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:03,832
I'm not going.
I'm not fucking... No!
1609
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:05,831
No.
1610
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:07,558
Get him in there.
1611
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:11,629
Unbelievable.
1612
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,999
Well, well, well.
1613
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:23,716
You're all right, Big Dave.
You're in safe hands now.
1614
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:26,599
- No need to panic, okay?
- Who are you?
1615
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,478
Don't worry about that right now.
1616
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,239
Look...
1617
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:34,438
Look, whatever's gone on here,
I just need to get back to work.
1618
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:36,750
If you let me go,
I'll just forget all about it.
1619
01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:39,753
I'll have you back to work
in short order, my friend.
1620
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:41,194
Now, I believe you're a reporter.
1621
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,591
And there's something
I wanna report to you.
1622
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:46,751
Now, it seems for
this brief moment in time
1623
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,877
I've found my way into the film business,
1624
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:53,830
and last night I made a film
with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
1625
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:00,394
Morning, sir. Two cups of tea.
1626
01:32:00,480 --> 01:32:03,040
One with sugar, one without.
1627
01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:05,117
All right, lads, go on, give us a minute.
1628
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,591
There are some wet wipes
there over your shoulder.
1629
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:12,513
Your clothes are neatly folded
there on the bench.
1630
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:14,238
Now, in due course,
1631
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:16,277
you're gonna press the space bar
on this computer
1632
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:19,910
and you're gonna witness
your participation in said film.
1633
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:23,356
Now, that little drug
we gave you last night really...
1634
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:26,798
loosened up your inhibitions, man.
1635
01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:31,070
The only thing you'll need to do
to stop this little creative expression
1636
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,674
from becoming a social media sensation
1637
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:36,593
is lose any interest you have
in the future of Mickey Pearson.
1638
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:39,877
I'm gonna leave you now
to clean yourself up.
1639
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,513
Space bar, yeah?
Have a hot drink as well.
1640
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,671
It might make you feel
a little bit better.
1641
01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:47,478
It was a fucking rough night for you.
1642
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:50,833
Enjoy the show.
1643
01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:01,558
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
1644
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,354
♪ And on that farm he had a pig... ♪
1645
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,635
How's your man, then, Coach?
1646
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:06,710
Ah, he'll survive.
1647
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,871
Wouldn't have been the pig
I would have chosen, though.
1648
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:14,913
We know what bit that is.
1649
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:18,716
Let me tickle that belly.
1650
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:21,599
You are so naughty.
1651
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,990
- Good Lord.
- I was there and I'm still shocked.
1652
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,392
Squeal for me, piggy.
1653
01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:29,199
- Is that who I think it is?
- Yeah, it certainly is.
1654
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,080
And that's your doing?
1655
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:34,912
Where is that applesauce?
1656
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,431
You can't unsee it
once you've seen it, can you?
1657
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:39,511
No, you can't unsee it.
It's nightmare fuel.
1658
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,795
That will be with me forever.
1659
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:43,599
That story won't be running.
1660
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,913
Right. I've got one more thing
I need you to do.
1661
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,753
Ah, look, before you continue, Ray,
1662
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,309
I train lads to be good lads.
1663
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,953
I'm not a fucking gangster.
1664
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:59,670
Now, I've been forced to do
some gangster things, that's okay.
1665
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,478
But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving.
1666
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,393
So with the greatest respect,
I'll do this one last thing for you
1667
01:34:04,480 --> 01:34:05,959
and then that's it.
1668
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:09,431
No más. Three strikes and I'm out.
1669
01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:18,396
- Everything all right, Coach?
- No, Ernie, it isn't.
1670
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:21,040
You need to understand
the severity of your actions.
1671
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:29,833
Dave, an hour.
1672
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:30,910
Okay, boss.
1673
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:38,110
Thank you for the grand tour.
1674
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:39,793
I'm a believer.
1675
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:41,154
Thank you, chaps.
1676
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,915
Now, are we ready
to finalize the numbers?
1677
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:47,875
We already have.
1678
01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:49,435
Mm...
1679
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:53,195
The situation's changed, Michael.
The market's changed.
1680
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:54,839
How so?
1681
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:58,515
The exit value of your business
needs to be recalculated.
1682
01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:01,237
Please, be specific.
1683
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:02,549
Oh, I Will be.
1684
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:06,755
You're asking 400 for 12 locations
and a distribution network,
1685
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:09,354
which was a fair valuation at the time.
1686
01:35:09,440 --> 01:35:12,273
But when one of those locations
was compromised,
1687
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,749
the value of all those locations
were compromised
1688
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:16,513
and this obviously affects the price.
1689
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:21,035
Your skunk farm was a fucking viral
sensation on YouTube, Michael.
1690
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:23,680
And when Johnny Law starts sniffing,
which he will,
1691
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,797
all of those locations
will have to cease production
1692
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,794
for, I'd say, at least 12 months
at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,
1693
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,633
before marking down the loss of staff,
relocation and site rentals.
1694
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,552
- You still with me?
- Yes, I'm following.
1695
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,358
It will take at least three years
1696
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:38,670
to get your supply,
distribution and demand
1697
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,433
back to full capacity.
1698
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:44,309
Your staffing costs are 25%
of your 100 million operational cost,
1699
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:48,030
so that's 25 million per annum
for three annums.
1700
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,475
And location rental at 15 million a year,
1701
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:54,679
that's a 120 GBP bite right there.
1702
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:57,354
Your unit economics have taken a hit,
1703
01:35:57,480 --> 01:36:02,031
and forecasting out your top-line growth
margin in the current inimical climate,
1704
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:05,431
I calculate what was worth
400 million a month ago
1705
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:09,957
must now be valued
at an anemic, mm... 130.
1706
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:14,915
You see, it's not about
the first domino that fell, Michael.
1707
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:16,909
It's about the last.
1708
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:20,355
Please.
1709
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:26,639
I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.
1710
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:31,149
And if you want me to help you
out of this hole you've found yourself in,
1711
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,792
I can pay you 100 million dollars today.
1712
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,309
It's a good offer and it's real,
1713
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:40,630
and I'll do this because I'm your friend.
1714
01:36:40,720 --> 01:36:43,792
My accountant can transfer the fee
within the hour.
1715
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,711
I like your domino analogy.
1716
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:52,474
The question I ask is,
who tumbled the first domino?
1717
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,312
I'm afraid that's not my concern
or my business, Michael.
1718
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:57,834
At the risk of contradicting you,
1719
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:02,278
it is very much your business,
and certainly your concern.
1720
01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:05,239
Only you made one mistake.
1721
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:07,715
That being?
1722
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:11,272
You seem to have mistaken me
for some kind of a cunt.
1723
01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:15,515
Let me introduce you to the first domino.
1724
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:23,190
It's a tad dramatic, isn't it,
corpses in freezers?
1725
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:24,270
Who is this man?
1726
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,516
What's he got to do with anything
that I'm talking about?
1727
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,274
I take it with that statement
you are in denial
1728
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,954
of so-said relationship
with this frozen Chinaman?
1729
01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:34,270
Well, of course I'm in denial of it.
1730
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:38,069
I don't have relationships
with dead, frozen Chinamen.
1731
01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:41,676
Best not to be glib at this time
in the proceedings, Matthew.
1732
01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:47,716
Don't bother looking
for your Mossad crabs.
1733
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:50,229
This is a fish market.
They have found a home.
1734
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:53,269
To be clear, I do not know that man.
1735
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,392
I'll tell you how this plays out.
1736
01:37:58,040 --> 01:38:02,671
You will drown and then
my Mossad crabs will eat you.
1737
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:06,037
So while you were discussing
who would take over my business
1738
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:07,633
after you fucked it,
1739
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:11,678
you somehow mistook
so-said Chinaman for someone else?
1740
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:17,473
Business is business, Michael.
It's nothing personal.
1741
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,915
While I am not emotional about the money,
1742
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:23,834
there is a price indebted to me
for the blood I've gotten on my hands
1743
01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:27,396
restoring order to the untidiness
that you created,
1744
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:29,153
and that price, according to you...
1745
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:33,313
400 minus 130... is 270 million dollars.
1746
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:36,438
And I'm keeping the business,
1747
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,872
while you are getting in the freezer.
1748
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:44,752
And you will make that transaction
if you want to get out of the freezer.
1749
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:49,437
It is 25 below zero in there,
so I assume you'll last about an hour.
1750
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:50,874
That said, I wouldn't fuck about,
1751
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:53,554
because frostbite is very expensive
on the fingers and toes,
1752
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:57,429
so I would type as quickly as possible
while you have the use of them.
1753
01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:58,990
- Uh...
- After you've attended
1754
01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:00,315
to that indiscretion,
1755
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:04,280
you can then deal with the next
consequence of your shortsightedness.
1756
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:08,754
As stated, I am not emotional
about the money.
1757
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:15,150
But I am emotional about the fact
that someone laid their hands on my wife.
1758
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:19,749
My wife!
1759
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:25,876
No amount of money on God's green earth
can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
1760
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:27,519
No, for that...
1761
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:32,595
I want a pound of flesh.
1762
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:34,915
A pound of flesh?
1763
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:38,630
It matters not to me where
on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.
1764
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:42,831
If you don't have the stomach
to take it for yourself,
1765
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:45,116
big Bunny here is very adept with a knife,
1766
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:47,077
and, as you can see,
he's dressed for the weather.
1767
01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:51,393
But a penny short or a gram shy...
1768
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:55,315
and that freezer door does not open.
1769
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:56,390
Am I clear?
1770
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:58,550
Good.
1771
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:01,313
- Bunny.
- Incoming.
1772
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:16,509
What, is it Wagyu again
for breakfast, Raymond?
1773
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:22,510
Aren't you gonna introduce me to your
mysterious and slightly menacing friend?
1774
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:29,991
What's that for? Is that for my money?
1775
01:40:32,480 --> 01:40:33,675
Where's my money, Raymond?
1776
01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:35,194
There's your payment.
1777
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:40,553
Go on, take a look.
1778
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:42,478
Thank you, mysterious stranger.
1779
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:55,240
Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that
doesn't look like 20 million pounds.
1780
01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:58,432
It's more interesting than that,
your insurance policy,
1781
01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:01,956
all the photos, all the bodies,
all the skeletons, all the filth.
1782
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:04,953
It's not the only one, darling.
I'm not a mong.
1783
01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:08,670
What do you think's in that,
you fucking eejit?
1784
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:11,750
Of course we were aware
of what Matthew was up to.
1785
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:13,638
We're not complete fucking idiots.
1786
01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:18,514
I've been onto you
for a long time, Fletcher.
1787
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:21,237
I knew you'd been following Michael.
1788
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,353
They're very similar, our jobs.
1789
01:41:23,960 --> 01:41:26,156
Only I'm better at it than you are.
1790
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:31,399
I knew when you came over that night that
you'd only be there for half an hour...
1791
01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:34,271
Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
1792
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:37,438
...to tell me how clever you are
and try to blackmail us.
1793
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,515
I've got some very important information
to impart to you, Raymond.
1794
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:44,150
I also knew you couldn't resist
a £1500 single malt,
1795
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:47,596
an £80 Wagyu steak
and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie
1796
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:49,713
that even keeps your feet warm.
1797
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:50,870
I love a barbie.
1798
01:41:51,000 --> 01:41:53,913
I promise you, you will regret this
if you don't hear it.
1799
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,640
And when the Scotch
got into your cold veins,
1800
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,439
you lost the benefit
of your sharp instincts.
1801
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:02,196
Oh, goody. Another bottle.
1802
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:04,112
Can you tell the mysterious gentleman
to relax?
1803
01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:06,919
Because I promise you,
you will regret it if you don't hear this.
1804
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,035
Sit down, my love.
1805
01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:11,511
See, I kept you there 'cause I needed
to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
1806
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:15,712
Took us a while
to find your insurance policies.
1807
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:19,431
Cause you're a naughty squirrel,
Fletcher.
1808
01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:22,596
Fletcher, shoes off inside.
1809
01:42:22,680 --> 01:42:23,909
Yes, Mommy.
1810
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:28,396
But it was made a lot easier
after I planted a tracker in your shoe.
1811
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,996
You're never gonna be
a predator with us, Fletcher.
1812
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,672
You're always gonna be prey.
1813
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:43,271
So that's it. Three strikes.
We're good, right?
1814
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:49,112
- I'll see you around.
- With the greatest respect, I hope not.
1815
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:59,912
Now, Fletcher,
what were you saying?
1816
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:03,280
It wasn't Lord George
that was after Mickey,
1817
01:43:03,360 --> 01:43:05,749
or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
1818
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:08,240
Do you wanna know who it was?
1819
01:43:12,880 --> 01:43:14,075
I've got photos.
1820
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:18,711
Right. You've got 30 seconds.
1821
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:19,790
Thank you, darling.
1822
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:23,911
Fuck.
1823
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:26,995
Primetime, what is it, son?
1824
01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:29,913
Coach, we're gonna take care
of this for you.
1825
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:31,320
Ernie's got a plan.
1826
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:33,357
What the fuck are you talking about?
1827
01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:36,796
The Michael situation.
We're gonna sort it.
1828
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:39,833
Primetime, listen... Prime...
1829
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,550
Jesus.
1830
01:43:53,560 --> 01:43:55,392
Now, you remember As/an, don 7 you?
1831
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:58,515
The young gentleman
you kept in the freezer?
1832
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:05,511
Well, this is Asian Senior,
Russian oligarch.
1833
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:09,316
Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes.
1834
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,597
And he's extremely sad that
his one-and-only son fell out of a window.
1835
01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:14,555
Oh, shit.
1836
01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:18,634
And I fear that where they failed before,
Raymond, they're not gonna fail again.
1837
01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:21,269
And how do you know all this?
1838
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:24,631
Because someone told them everything
they want to know about Michael,
1839
01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:27,360
and that someone is me.
1840
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,755
Go on.
1841
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,479
So I said I'd tell them
where Michael was for a price.
1842
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:38,279
But that money was pending till after,
you know, the deed was done.
1843
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,793
And then when they messed up
the first time,
1844
01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:45,470
I had a little rethink
and came up with my version 2.0 plan,
1845
01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:47,471
which is when I came to see you.
1846
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:50,359
You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first
1847
01:44:50,440 --> 01:44:54,911
and then, after the event,
get paid again, double bubble.
1848
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:58,356
But you and your mysterious friend
put paid to that, so well done, you.
1849
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:00,679
Why did you just look at your watch?
1850
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:05,755
Well, it's like I say.
The Russians are gonna clean house.
1851
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:08,036
And you are part of that house, Raymond.
1852
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,958
They're gonna get Michael when he comes
out of his meeting at the fish market.
1853
01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:15,600
And they are coming here.
So you see what I've done there?
1854
01:45:16,160 --> 01:45:18,037
By telling you, I've saved your lives.
1855
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:20,157
Which I think in turn saves mine,
doesn't it?
1856
01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:21,958
Don't fucking move.
1857
01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:30,950
Dave.
1858
01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:32,910
Dave?
1859
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:43,229
No Dave.
1860
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:49,310
Fuck.
1861
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:56,473
Fuck!
1862
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:03,072
♪ I see it all before me ♪
1863
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:07,112
♪ My past of restless wonder ♪
1864
01:46:07,960 --> 01:46:11,271
♪ My days and nights of torment ♪
1865
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:15,038
♪ A world of misery ♪
1866
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:19,118
♪ The bonds of retribution ♪
1867
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:22,952
♪ I cannot shed my pain ♪
1868
01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:26,633
♪ So easily ♪
1869
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,876
♪ My spirit's broken ♪
1870
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:34,437
♪ No will to live ♪
1871
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:36,918
♪ My body's all aching ♪
1872
01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:37,990
Fuck.
1873
01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:42,551
♪ My hands are tied ♪
1874
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:45,429
♪ I need my freedom ♪
1875
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:50,031
♪ Not your sympathy ♪
1876
01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:54,593
♪ Look, you needn't love me ♪
1877
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:57,234
So the Toddlers
spray the car with bullets,
1878
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,038
killing the Russians.
1879
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:02,191
The car rolls to a stop.
1880
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:05,795
Smash cut to black. Titles.
1881
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:09,960
So, what happened to Michael?
1882
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:12,355
I need an ending.
1883
01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:14,158
No, no, no, my darling.
1884
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,919
What you need...
1885
01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:19,159
is a sequel.
1886
01:47:19,240 --> 01:47:22,358
Think it over. Have a read.
You know my fee.
1887
01:47:22,440 --> 01:47:24,829
I'm off to La La
to talk to the competition.
1888
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:28,916
Think about that. Got a plane to catch.
And I'm gone.
1889
01:47:34,040 --> 01:47:35,360
Good afternoon.
1890
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:39,671
So, it's Heathrow Airport,
please, Terminal 3,
1891
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,990
and thence to sunny California.
1892
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:47,795
Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.
1893
01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:51,512
Raymond. Well, well, well.
1894
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:53,511
A man of many vocations, aren't you?
1895
01:48:02,960 --> 01:48:05,395
Now, I want you to play
a game with me, Fletcher.
1896
01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:12,275
He's got Fletcher.
1897
01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:16,111
If you wish to be
the king of the jungle,
1898
01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:18,350
it's not enough to act like a king.
1899
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:20,873
You must be the king.
1900
01:48:22,280 --> 01:48:24,271
And there can be no doubt.
1901
01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:27,910
Because doubt causes chaos
and one's own demise.
1902
01:48:29,760 --> 01:48:31,239
My queen told me that.
1903
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:33,834
Any chance?
1904
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:37,399
♪ A police car and a screaming siren ♪
1905
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:41,271
♪ A pneumatic drill
And ripped-up concrete ♪
1906
01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:44,318
♪ A baby wailing and stray dog howling ♪
1907
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:47,752
♪ The screech of brakes
And lamplight blinking ♪
1908
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:54,598
♪ That's entertainment ♪
1909
01:48:58,120 --> 01:49:01,397
♪ A smash of glass
And a rumble of boots ♪
1910
01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:04,791
♪ An electric train
And a ripped-up phone booth ♪
1911
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:07,918
♪ Paint-splattered walls
And the my of a tomcat ♪
1912
01:49:08,000 --> 01:49:10,640
♪ Lights going out
And a kick in the balls ♪
1913
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:14,600
♪ I say, that's entertainment ♪
1914
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:19,550
♪ That's entertainment ♪
1915
01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:35,155
♪ Man don't have to take off the door ♪
1916
01:49:35,240 --> 01:49:37,231
♪ Pull up in a dinger
Straight through the hole in the floor ♪
1917
01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:38,879
♪ We're the Toddlers
Don't know what you thought ♪
1918
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:40,678
♪ By the end of the night
You'll be picking up your jaw ♪
1919
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:42,359
♪ Plants
Not ten or twenty ♪
1920
01:49:42,440 --> 01:49:44,192
♪ Run up in the crop gaff
With Eggs Benny ♪
1921
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:47,397
♪ Man's egg got cracked
And his legs went jelly ♪
1922
01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:50,760
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1923
01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:54,240
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1924
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,719
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1925
01:49:58,480 --> 01:50:00,790
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1926
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:03,076
♪ A'ight, put it on the net
Do you wanna bet? ♪
1927
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:04,554
♪ It would do a million a set ♪
1928
01:50:05,280 --> 01:50:07,999
♪ Put it on the net, do you wanna bet?
It would do a million a set ♪
1929
01:50:08,720 --> 01:50:11,439
♪ Put it on the net, do you wanna bet?
It would do a million a set ♪
1930
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:14,356
♪ Put it on the net, do you wanna bet?
It would do a million a set ♪
1931
01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:15,510
♪ That's it ♪
1932
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:18,319
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1933
01:50:19,080 --> 01:50:21,549
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1934
01:50:22,440 --> 01:50:25,159
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1935
01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:28,719
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1936
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:30,677
♪ We're the Toddlers, are you dumb?
Just know that we come ♪
1937
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:32,239
♪ From the bottom of the slum
And we're hungry ♪
1938
01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:34,231
♪ Means we're coming for the crumbs
And we're like a tax man ♪
1939
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:36,914
♪ Cause we 're coming for your funds
Bang, bang, you see us in a gang ♪
1940
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:38,718
♪ Hop out the back
Of the blue transit van ♪
1941
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:40,313
♪ Shit, man
I've never had money in the bank ♪
1942
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:42,311
♪ But there's twenty-five grand
In elastic bands ♪
1943
01:50:42,400 --> 01:50:43,754
♪ We've always got drastic plans ♪
1944
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:45,672
♪ Like Bill Sykes
We'll take your pots and pans ♪
1945
01:50:45,760 --> 01:50:47,717
♪ How many million views
Did we do last week? ♪
1946
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:48,995
♪ Man, I got too many fans ♪
1947
01:50:49,120 --> 01:50:51,953
♪ I swear that all men are drastic
You don't wanna get left in a casket ♪
1948
01:50:52,080 --> 01:50:53,912
♪ If we run up to the crib
And it's filled with weed ♪
1949
01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:55,474
♪ Then we're leaving with it in a basket ♪
1950
01:50:56,720 --> 01:50:59,439
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1951
01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:02,674
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1952
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:06,274
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1953
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:09,639
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1954
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:13,194
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1955
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:16,560
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1956
01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:20,039
♪ Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust ♪
1957
01:51:20,840 --> 01:51:23,150
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
1958
01:51:23,280 --> 01:51:24,429
♪ A'ight ♪