1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:02,338 [keys clacking] 2 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:20,207 [phone line connecting] 3 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:22,712 [dial tone] 4 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,300 [dial-up connection tone] 5 00:00:27,681 --> 00:00:28,975 [static] 6 00:00:39,705 --> 00:00:41,457 [static continues] 7 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:52,187 [automated voice] Welcome! 8 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,693 ♪ I... ♪ 9 00:00:54,776 --> 00:00:58,617 ♪ I am high ♪ 10 00:00:58,701 --> 00:01:03,836 ♪ The you I show to you is just a lie ♪ 11 00:01:05,047 --> 00:01:06,800 ♪ You take what you want ♪ 12 00:01:06,884 --> 00:01:08,470 ♪ You give what you take ♪ 13 00:01:08,554 --> 00:01:10,140 ♪ The high, high, high ♪ 14 00:01:10,933 --> 00:01:13,146 -[Anna] OK, [sighs] so screen names... -[Maya] OK. 15 00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:15,568 So I have three options here for me... 16 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:18,741 Stardust4eva, Sclub7-- 17 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:21,162 -which might be taken already... -Mm-hmm. 18 00:01:21,245 --> 00:01:22,999 ...and Babyspice666. 19 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,045 Isn't 666 like the Devil's number? 20 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:26,799 No. 21 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:31,099 Six is my favorite number and my lucky number, so... 22 00:01:33,228 --> 00:01:34,063 [electronic beeping] 23 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:35,273 [Maya] Oh, my God! 24 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:38,948 -Good job. -I got mine. 25 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:40,492 [Maya inhales in excitement] 26 00:01:41,995 --> 00:01:43,582 OK, cool, my turn. 27 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,547 What do you mean? I just signed on to mine. 28 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:48,843 You got a screen name. Now it's my turn. 29 00:01:48,926 --> 00:01:50,345 But I haven't added any "Buddies". 30 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:51,849 You, like, don't need to. 31 00:01:51,932 --> 00:01:54,855 You just have one buddy. Your boyfriend buddy. 32 00:01:55,523 --> 00:01:57,192 Maya, that's not even funny. 33 00:01:57,276 --> 00:01:58,529 Like, we're barely boyfriend-girlfriend. 34 00:01:58,612 --> 00:01:59,531 Yeah, right. 35 00:01:59,614 --> 00:02:02,537 "Hi, Brendan. It's Anna. I'm hogging the computer. 36 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,581 I love you." 37 00:02:03,664 --> 00:02:04,916 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 38 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,674 Who's "hockey00?" 39 00:02:08,757 --> 00:02:10,385 It's Alex. 40 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:22,869 [messenger chimes] 41 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:33,682 [Maya snickers] 42 00:02:33,766 --> 00:02:34,893 Stop. 43 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,467 [both read together] 44 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,141 So funny. 45 00:02:58,941 --> 00:02:59,860 [messenger chimes] 46 00:03:01,839 --> 00:03:02,698 [door slam] 47 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,326 [Maya] My God! 48 00:03:04,953 --> 00:03:06,122 It's messed up. 49 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:07,416 He probably got knocked off. 50 00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:09,169 -That's shady. -That happens. 51 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:10,756 [Maya] That's not cool. 52 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,927 -OK, let's talk to Sam. -[Anna] OK, fine. 53 00:03:13,011 --> 00:03:14,305 What's his screen name? 54 00:03:14,388 --> 00:03:15,307 OK. 55 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:19,733 It is "LittlemanbigD1814" 56 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,904 "Little man big D?" 57 00:03:22,864 --> 00:03:24,491 Ew! 58 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,878 He's so nasty. 59 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,757 It's funny, though. 60 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,259 Type it in. 61 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,640 [Anna] Hey, hun. It's Anna. 62 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:38,019 No, and me. Say, "Me, too." 63 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:41,150 -Maya. -Say, "Me" ah... "and Maya." 64 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:42,235 OK. 65 00:03:48,247 --> 00:03:50,460 [Sam, voice-over] 66 00:03:50,544 --> 00:03:51,797 OK, he wants to know my screen name. 67 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,174 I want to type. 68 00:03:53,257 --> 00:03:56,263 Don't have one yet. Dash from Maya. 69 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:04,154 [Sam] Tell me when you do. Dash from Sam. TTYL. 70 00:04:05,198 --> 00:04:06,117 [chatroom sign-in tone] 71 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,624 [Maya] Oh, my God. Who's "Dogwigs2332?" 72 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,087 Oh, my God, Brendan's online. 73 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,089 [gasps] 74 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,425 -[messenger chimes] -Oh, my God! 75 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:17,724 [Maya reading] 76 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:21,147 -Oh, my God. -[Anna] Stop. Should I respond? 77 00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:23,652 Like, what if Alex comes back on, and I'm distracted. 78 00:04:23,736 --> 00:04:26,658 Yeah, but he's like your boyfriend, so you have to respond. 79 00:04:27,994 --> 00:04:29,246 [inhales deeply] 80 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,004 [Anna, voice-over] Yeah, I know. WUWU? 81 00:04:34,048 --> 00:04:35,091 [messenger chimes] 82 00:04:36,553 --> 00:04:37,889 [Brendan] "WUWU"? 83 00:04:38,891 --> 00:04:40,435 What the fuck is WUWU? 84 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:43,149 [messenger chimes] 85 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,821 Oh, my God. He doesn't even know what WUWU means? 86 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:47,950 I don't know what it means. What does it mean? 87 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:50,246 What's up with you. 88 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:52,000 WUWU. 89 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,881 [Anna, voice-over] I can't believe you don't know what that means. 90 00:04:55,048 --> 00:04:56,133 Smiley face. 91 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,346 OK, it's my turn. 92 00:04:58,722 --> 00:05:00,643 Maya, Brendan just IM'd me. 93 00:05:00,726 --> 00:05:01,937 No, let me set up my screen name. 94 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,690 -Maya, we're talking. -Give it. 95 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:07,155 [clenching] Stop! It's my turn! 96 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:09,326 Please, don't break my keyboard. Don't break my keyboard. 97 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:13,961 Give it to me! Thank you. Finally, like... 98 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:15,589 I just-- OK, let me say good-bye. 99 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:18,469 OK, say good-bye and then bye-bye forever. 100 00:05:18,846 --> 00:05:20,265 [keys clacking] 101 00:05:23,772 --> 00:05:27,362 OK, screen name. So I'm gonna be... 102 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:30,619 Viper911. 103 00:05:32,372 --> 00:05:35,003 -My God! What the eff! It's taken. -I'm sorry, hun. 104 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:37,758 -But look, AIM gives other options. -Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:37,842 --> 00:05:40,096 [sighs] Let me see. 106 00:05:40,681 --> 00:05:42,017 I'm just gonna do this one. 107 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,687 -[Anna] The "D" one? -[Maya] Yeah. 108 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,941 It's Viper with a "D" 911. 109 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,864 Diaper emergency! 110 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:52,245 Think about it. 111 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,001 I think it's, like, cool. 112 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:56,003 [keys clacking] 113 00:06:06,106 --> 00:06:08,528 [Maya, voice-over] Waz up dingleberry? 114 00:06:08,695 --> 00:06:09,614 [messenger chimes] 115 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,918 [Sam, voice-over] [laughing] Oh, my God! Your screen name what the eff! 116 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,550 Can I just check to see if Brendan's still online? 117 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:23,266 Anna, like, you were just talking to him. You don't even like him that much. 118 00:06:23,432 --> 00:06:24,519 [sighs] 119 00:06:25,436 --> 00:06:26,898 [Anna] There he is. 120 00:06:26,982 --> 00:06:29,027 What's that thing next to his name? 121 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:32,827 -[Anna] It's weird. -[Maya] Oh, wait. 122 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:34,706 He has a quote. It's like... 123 00:06:34,789 --> 00:06:36,250 [Maya reading] 124 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:38,254 [reading] 125 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,888 Wait. That's about you. 126 00:06:42,972 --> 00:06:44,517 What do you mean? 127 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:46,980 He's, like, obsessed with you. 128 00:06:47,063 --> 00:06:48,482 He wants to hug you. 129 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:50,486 It's just an away message, Maya. 130 00:06:50,571 --> 00:06:52,449 OK, I wanna see who else is on. 131 00:06:52,491 --> 00:06:54,202 [doors slamming] 132 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:56,290 What the eff? Everyone's signing off. 133 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,212 Have you ever been in a chatroom? 134 00:07:00,423 --> 00:07:01,551 [chatroom sign-in tone] 135 00:07:03,095 --> 00:07:05,349 OK, what's that one? M4m. 136 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,936 Holy eff. No way, Maya! 137 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,230 -[Maya] What? -[Anna] Local one. 138 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:09,984 "Hot people of Franklin County." 139 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:12,155 Wait. Should we go in there? 140 00:07:12,907 --> 00:07:15,537 -Are we allowed? -We're hot. We're in Franklin. 141 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:21,298 OK, yeah, I guess they can't see if we're hot or not, so just... do it. 142 00:07:21,381 --> 00:07:22,300 Do it. 143 00:07:22,383 --> 00:07:24,179 -Oh, my God. -[Anna] Uh, like, 16 people. 144 00:07:24,262 --> 00:07:26,308 [Maya] Oh, my God. This is so crazy. 145 00:07:26,391 --> 00:07:27,728 -Say something. -[messenger chiming] 146 00:07:27,812 --> 00:07:28,772 What do I say? 147 00:07:29,356 --> 00:07:31,360 -You do it. -No, you do it. 148 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:32,822 You do it. 149 00:07:33,657 --> 00:07:34,992 -OK, fine. -[messenger chiming] 150 00:07:35,536 --> 00:07:36,830 What do I say? 151 00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:40,963 OK. 'Sup hotties? 152 00:07:41,589 --> 00:07:44,887 I'm hot girl. 153 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:46,223 Maya! 154 00:07:46,808 --> 00:07:48,435 Oh, my God. 155 00:07:49,354 --> 00:07:51,275 Wait. It's, like, going so fast, 156 00:07:51,358 --> 00:07:53,112 you know, it, like, gets lost. 157 00:07:53,195 --> 00:07:54,866 OK, Maya, "PhuckMaStick" just said "asl". 158 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:56,870 What does "asl" stand for? 159 00:07:58,915 --> 00:07:59,792 [messenger chimes] 160 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,550 [Maya] Oh, my God. Can he see? 161 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,806 Of course not. My dad doesn't have a webcam. 162 00:08:06,973 --> 00:08:10,146 -Accept or decline? -You do it. You do it. 163 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:12,025 -Cool. -Accept. 164 00:08:12,108 --> 00:08:13,027 OK. 165 00:08:13,528 --> 00:08:14,404 [messenger chimes] 166 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:17,202 [Maya] 'Sup, baby. How hot are you? Show me! 167 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,460 -My God! -Oh, my God! 168 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,339 -Oh, my God, Maya. -Oh, my God, 'Na, stop! 169 00:08:23,422 --> 00:08:24,759 -You're freaking me out. -You're freaking me out. 170 00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:25,761 Stop! 171 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:28,432 -Hey, I need to use the phone right now... -[Maya shushing] 172 00:08:28,516 --> 00:08:30,019 ...so IM time is over. 173 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:31,856 Got it. 174 00:08:33,025 --> 00:08:34,402 Like, now. 175 00:08:34,486 --> 00:08:36,031 -OK. -OK. 176 00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:37,408 Look out. 177 00:08:38,536 --> 00:08:39,538 [automated voice] Good-bye. 178 00:08:41,124 --> 00:08:43,379 [Maya] Listen, Sam, it was, like, so messed up. 179 00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:45,216 It was crazy, crazy-crazy. 180 00:08:45,299 --> 00:08:47,011 Wait. You talked to some guy in town? 181 00:08:47,428 --> 00:08:49,892 Well, he can't find you unless you've told him where you live. 182 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:53,399 Are you say-- We were in a room for Franklin County for hot people, 183 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,236 like, that's what we were in. 184 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:56,948 [Sam] He doesn't know your name. Does he? 185 00:08:57,658 --> 00:09:00,204 Sam, you're scaring us. Why? 186 00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:03,085 Sam, stop. No. He just knows our screen names, like... 187 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,047 You're fine, Diper911. 188 00:09:05,131 --> 00:09:06,843 It's just for guys who wanna hook up. 189 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,892 All right. I'm gonna hang up now. Later, losers. 190 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:12,437 [both] Bye. 191 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:16,028 -[car horn honks] -Oh, my God. 192 00:09:16,111 --> 00:09:18,282 Stop. It's my mom. It's my mom. 193 00:09:18,365 --> 00:09:20,369 [sighs] Jesus! 194 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,332 -Love you. -Love you, Anna. 195 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,503 Maya. 196 00:09:24,587 --> 00:09:25,714 [Maya groans] 197 00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:28,845 [door opens, closes] 198 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,312 [sighs] 199 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:37,901 [menacing computer sounds] 200 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:44,334 No. Frickin' like, "Do your homework." 201 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:45,754 [sighs] 202 00:09:46,213 --> 00:09:49,177 Sponges and sea stars, like, it's not that hard. 203 00:09:51,745 --> 00:09:55,658 [eerie music plays] 204 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,777 [menacing computer sounds resume] 205 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:06,796 [electronic dance music plays] 206 00:10:06,838 --> 00:10:10,554 ♪ Toc, tic, toc, tic ♪ 207 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:12,098 ♪ Toc ♪ 208 00:10:14,185 --> 00:10:15,020 [dial-up tone] 209 00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:22,243 -[Yuki] Maya? -[automated voice] Welcome! 210 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:24,080 Are you done with your homework? 211 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,502 -You've got mail. -Yeah. I'm doing it. 212 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,464 Like, [stutters] I need the computer 213 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:30,384 for a research project, so... 214 00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:32,054 Research project? 215 00:10:32,138 --> 00:10:34,184 Yeah. It's due tomorrow. 216 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,856 Tomorrow? Well, then hurry up and finish it. 217 00:10:36,939 --> 00:10:41,156 Duh! It's literally what I'm doing, so can you leave me alone, please? 218 00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:43,076 OK. 219 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,122 [mumbles] 220 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:49,847 [suspenseful music plays] 221 00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:55,735 [electronic dance music resumes] 222 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,496 So... I heard something today 223 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:09,797 while I was, um, driving Anna and Maya home. 224 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,551 They were whispering, but... 225 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:14,013 What? 226 00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:16,142 You have a boyfriend. 227 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:20,025 -What? -Mom, what, you spying on us? 228 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:22,656 Who? Someone we know? 229 00:11:22,739 --> 00:11:23,992 Brandon. 230 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:26,747 Mom, it's Brendan. It's not Brandon. 231 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:28,585 You're not even a good spy, 232 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,839 and we're just taking it really, really slow. 233 00:11:30,922 --> 00:11:32,676 We just barely started going out. 234 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:33,845 Is he a catch? 235 00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:37,226 Because you are catch. Kinda major catch. 236 00:11:37,769 --> 00:11:43,196 Curtis, is this from Wok N' Roll or Shanghai? 237 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,871 Because Wok N' Roll is the one that made me sick 238 00:11:46,954 --> 00:11:48,373 after your mole removal. 239 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,670 I thought that was Shanghai, so... 240 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,716 OK, so this is Wok N' Roll. 241 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,972 Seriously I reminded you this morning before you left. 242 00:11:56,056 --> 00:11:57,643 -[distant] Now again you made me... -[dial-up tone] 243 00:11:57,726 --> 00:11:58,853 [Curtis, distant] It's Chinese food. 244 00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:00,189 -[Kathy] No, it's not Chinese food. -[messenger chimes] 245 00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:01,651 That one place makes me sick, 246 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,153 and the other place doesn't. 247 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,659 [continues chiming] 248 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:16,973 [messenger chimes] 249 00:12:19,645 --> 00:12:22,233 I'm calling Anna for homework help. 250 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:27,755 [Maya in English] OK. 251 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:36,011 [messenger chimes] 252 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,348 -[Anna] Hello? -Oh, my God, 'Na! 253 00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:40,520 I'm back in "Hot people of Franklin County." 254 00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,816 Oh, my God, you're back in? 255 00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,570 [Maya] There's like 19 people in here. 256 00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:45,697 What are they saying? 257 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:49,037 They're saying so many things, like, "discrete?" 258 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,751 "Purple pussy cat." 259 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,464 -"Looking to play." -[Anna] You love playing. 260 00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:55,508 -[messenger chimes] -[Maya gasps] 261 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:56,844 Oh, my God, some random guy just IM'd me again. 262 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,765 -'Na... -[Anna] Oh, my God, Maya, be careful. 263 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:00,267 Remember last time. 264 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,396 [Maya] Flymiamibro22. 265 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,943 -[Anna] That's a hot screen name. -Yeah. 266 00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,616 -OK, I'm clicking on it. -[messenger chimes] 267 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,955 He says, "Hey, hottie. Zup. What you look like?" 268 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:14,212 Oh, my God, 'Na, he thinks I'm hot, and he's saying hi. Help me. 269 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,299 -What do I say back? -[Anna] Well, he can't find our age. 270 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:17,511 Yeah, obviously. 271 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:19,388 OK, let's just say we're like... 272 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,478 [sighs] Well, um... 273 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:26,111 We are both 13, so, like, 13 plus 13, that's like 26. 274 00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:28,156 I'm just gonna say we're 26. 275 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,827 [Anna] Say we have blonde hair and brown eyes, 276 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,164 -like, if we were one person. [chuckles] -OK. I love that. 277 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:35,839 Blonde hair. Brown eyes. 278 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,719 [messenger chimes] 279 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,642 Oh, my God, he thinks we're hot. 280 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:44,021 OK, wait. 281 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:48,071 He's 30. He's a computer programmer and a total gym rat. 282 00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:51,829 Oh, my God, he's a freaking gym rat. That's like... 283 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,000 what is that? 284 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,214 OK. Are you hot? 285 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,218 [Anna] Um, it's a chatroom for hot people. 286 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:00,513 -Remember? -Shh! 287 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:03,226 Oh, my God, he says, 288 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,147 "People tell me I'm hot but I am humble. 289 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,692 It's not for me to say." 290 00:14:06,775 --> 00:14:07,903 That means he's hot. 291 00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:09,615 Wait, that's what people say that are hot. 292 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:10,575 [Maya] I know. 293 00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:13,581 -[call waiting buzz] -[scoffs] I'm, like, into this guy. 294 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:16,044 Oh, Maya, can you hold on? I just have call waiting. 295 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,338 OK. 296 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,427 Hello? 297 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,473 [Brendan] Hi. Can I please speak to Anna please? 298 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,352 This is Brendan Tooler speaking. 299 00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,397 Hi. It's Anna. 300 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:27,817 [Brendan] Uh, hi. 301 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,865 What's up? You called... 302 00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,201 [Brendan] Yeah, is that cool? 303 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:35,792 Yeah, I just... I'm talking to Maya on the other line 304 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,754 so I'm just gonna have to... 305 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,635 um, tell her that I'll call her back, I guess. 306 00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:41,971 [Brendan] Oh. OK, sure. 307 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,473 OK, hold on. 308 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,354 -Maya? -[Maya] What? 309 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:47,941 Oh, my God, Brendan just called me. 310 00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,778 -[Maya] Wait. Really? -Like... 311 00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,030 -[Maya] Oh, my God. -...are you kidding? 312 00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:52,742 [Maya] Anna, this is like real... 313 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,163 Um, can I call you back and just talk to him for a minute, like-- 314 00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:56,709 [Maya] No. Go, go, go. 315 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,838 I'm talking to Flymiami. 316 00:14:59,422 --> 00:15:00,758 [Anna] Well, you're still chatting with him? 317 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:01,802 [Maya] I know it's crazy. 318 00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:04,306 -[Anna] Progress check in the morning. -OK. 319 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,935 -[Anna] OK. Be good over there, bye! -Bye. 320 00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:10,695 [Maya reading] 321 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,999 I like nature too. 322 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,921 Sand dunes. 323 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:22,552 Ha. JK. 324 00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:23,763 [chimes] 325 00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:25,057 Mm. 326 00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,937 I shouldn't have said that. 327 00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:30,943 [chimes] 328 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:34,366 [Maya reading] 329 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:36,788 [sweet romantic music plays] 330 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,083 [mumbles] That's like... 331 00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:47,230 [raunchy music plays] ♪ Yeah... ♪ 332 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,287 [chuckles] 333 00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,884 ♪ I'm the one you need ♪ 334 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,417 ♪ I'm the one you need ♪ 335 00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:26,053 Flymiamibro? 336 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:27,807 'Sup? 337 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:33,443 [Flymiami] Yo, girl, you got an email address? 338 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,071 [Maya] Yeah, I'll give it to you, hottie. 339 00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,658 -[Flymiami] That's hot. -[Maya] You're hot. 340 00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:38,954 -You're so fricking hot. -I've never felt this way before. 341 00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,750 -Me neither. My heart's gonna burst. -Bang! 342 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,754 -Am I dead? -You could take it, bitch. 343 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:43,923 Because I'm in heaven with you right now. 344 00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,551 -Bury me. -When I think of other girls, 345 00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:46,637 I wanna barf my guts out. 346 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,435 I wanna eat that barf and guts up like a big, old bowl of lentil soup. 347 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:51,813 Yum, yum, yum, yum... 348 00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,399 Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world 349 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:54,401 I feel like I can't take it. 350 00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:56,740 I love you more than I love my own dad. 351 00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:57,867 -Maya-chan! -Aah! 352 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,370 Why are you still up? 353 00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:00,831 [breathing deeply] 354 00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:05,633 I just finished the research project. 355 00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:08,806 -Go to bed. -[Maya] OK. 356 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,524 [school bell ringing] 357 00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:17,322 I think I'm in love. 358 00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:21,122 -Wow. -Yeah. 359 00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,207 -[Anna] Mai? -Yeah. 360 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,003 -That's a really big word. -No, I know. 361 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,382 And you just like, barely know him is the only thing. 362 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,637 No, I know, but, like, sometimes you can just tell. 363 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:31,017 -You haven't met him yet? -It's from the way we're talking. 364 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,019 Wassup, Maya? 365 00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:33,981 Hey. 366 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:37,864 See. Even Evan's way less hot to me since I met Flymiamibro. 367 00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,620 -That's how you know. -Oh, my God. Don't look. 368 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,289 Hey, Anna. Hey, Maya. 369 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,542 -[Anna] Hey, Brendan. -Hey. 370 00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,088 I burned this for you. 371 00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,761 [romantic guitar music plays] 372 00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:51,892 'Cause you said you love music. 373 00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:55,858 You don't have to listen to it. 374 00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:58,947 No, I do love music. Thank you. 375 00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,243 -Bye. -[Anna] Bye. 376 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,422 Oh, my God, he's, like, in love with you. 377 00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:09,134 -We talked for hours last night. -Wait. Really? 378 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,554 It's all moving too fast. 379 00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:12,850 No, I think it's moving exactly the right speed. 380 00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:13,977 I do. 381 00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,898 Seventh grade rules. 382 00:18:17,735 --> 00:18:19,405 ♪ Good girlfriends ♪ 383 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,783 ♪ The blonde one ♪ 384 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,743 ♪ Is making me... ♪ 385 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,582 I can't believe he made me a mix CD. 386 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,918 The song sucks. 387 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,464 Play the next one. 388 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,176 [romantic music plays] 389 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,353 Oh, my God, he wants to slow-dance with you... 390 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,608 Maya, shut up! 391 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,447 ♪ Whatever you want ♪ 392 00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:42,785 ♪ Whatever you need ♪ 393 00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,290 ♪ Is yours girl ♪ 394 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,879 ♪ But whatever you do ♪ 395 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,634 ♪ Please don't stop the love ♪ 396 00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,519 ♪ Some say that I'm professional ♪ 397 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:59,986 ♪ 'Cause I know how to handle mine ♪ 398 00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,455 ♪ Be still, be cool and wait awhile ♪ 399 00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:10,131 ♪ And I'll show you What some say is right ♪ 400 00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:15,099 ♪ Now don't get the wrong impression ♪ 401 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,107 ♪ I don't do this all of the time ♪ 402 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,571 Anna, does your dad have a digital camera? 403 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,659 ♪ All I wanna do... ♪ 404 00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:24,661 Mm-hmm. 405 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,209 You think we can take a picture of me and send it to Flymiamibro. 406 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,173 -No. -Why? 407 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,427 -I don't think that's a good idea. -No. Yes, it is. 408 00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:34,973 It's just not something we should be doing. 409 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,312 It's just like a picture of me so he can know what I look like. 410 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,943 -No. We are not doing it. -No... Anna, yes. 411 00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,655 Maya, I'm putting my foot down. 412 00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,116 Absolutely not. 413 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,955 [fast-paced music playing] 414 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,211 That's hot. 415 00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:52,090 And make sure you're getting the boob too. 416 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,677 Sure, do. 417 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,808 OK, let me see it. 418 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,008 Let me see. 419 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,774 Oh, My God. 420 00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,947 That looks bad. That's blurry. 421 00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,578 -You look beautiful. -Oh, wait, I like that one. 422 00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,414 [Maya] That's good. 423 00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,460 [Anna] Showing a lot. Um... 424 00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,049 How about just this one? 425 00:20:14,217 --> 00:20:16,430 That's literally just my hand. 426 00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,017 I know but it's beautiful. 427 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,900 -[chimes] -OK. 428 00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,279 -Oh, my God. -Stop. I'm gonna send it. 429 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,494 -[chimes] -[Anna] Oh, my God. 430 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,832 Stop it! stop it! Anna, Anna, stop. 431 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,628 -What if he doesn't think it's pretty? -I can't believe you just did that. 432 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:33,507 What if he doesn't think it's pretty? 433 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,511 Oh my God, he already responded. 434 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,598 [Maya] "So hot." 435 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,321 OK, I'm sorry, we have to meet. 436 00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,035 -What? -Ssh! 437 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,666 I have to meet you... 438 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,085 -[Anna] Maya, don't send that. -Stop. 439 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,047 -...in person. -Maya, don't send that. 440 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,932 -No. Don't send that. -[Maya] I sent it. 441 00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,393 I sent it. 442 00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,606 -Maya! -Stop. 443 00:21:05,153 --> 00:21:09,119 [Maya reading] 444 00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,833 Oh, my God! 445 00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:16,551 [indistinct conversation] 446 00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:18,429 Are you like so nervous? 447 00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:21,185 -I mean... a little. -Yeah? 448 00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:22,479 [Maya] Yeah. 449 00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,692 It's like I know he's the one, you know. 450 00:21:24,776 --> 00:21:26,320 Who are you guys talking about? 451 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:27,698 None of your freaking business, Jafeer. 452 00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,328 Yeah, it's none of your freaking business. 453 00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:32,499 If you really want to know... 454 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,294 I've met someone. 455 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:37,342 Or I'm about to meet him after school. 456 00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,847 Wait, you haven't met him in person yet? 457 00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:43,062 -That's shady. -Oh, no, we've talked on AIM like a lot. 458 00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:46,736 He's probably some wart-y old dude, who has a beer belly 459 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,782 or suit socks and lives with his mother. 460 00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:52,623 Or he's a computer genius with a tight bod, Jafeer. 461 00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:55,253 -Like you wouldn't even-- -Can we just change the conversation? 462 00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:57,423 -What? -Start a new one. 463 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,261 We weren't even talking to you. 464 00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,181 It's just kinda lame. 465 00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:03,979 -OK, well... -OK, well, stop... like, don't listen. 466 00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:06,526 -[Anna] Anyway, Mai? -What? 467 00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:09,281 I'm like, so excited for you, honestly. 468 00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,034 -I really, really am. -Yeah, yeah. 469 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:13,289 -I just wanna ask one quick question. -OK, what? 470 00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:14,750 Are you sure that you want to meet him, 471 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,713 because what if he's pissed that you're a kid. 472 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,182 I don't think that's a possibility, like, I don't. 473 00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:24,144 -OK. -I'm not gonna stand him up. 474 00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:25,479 I couldn't do that to him... 475 00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:28,068 -Right. OK. -You know. Yeah. 476 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,158 -I just feel like we need back up. -Yeah. 477 00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:33,955 -Yeah. -Like someone that can protect us. 478 00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:35,751 We should ask Brendan. 479 00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:46,898 [Spencer] 'Sup, B? 480 00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:48,400 [Brendan] Spencer. 481 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,458 [sighs] 482 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,087 You're OK, Maya? Can I get you some water? 483 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,214 I'm good. 484 00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:01,468 I'm good. Don't leave. 485 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:07,146 What if he gets mad when he sees me that I don't look like what I said I look? 486 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,025 Maya, you're fine. 487 00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:11,488 You're fine as hell. You're finer than you even described. 488 00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:12,574 [Maya] Yeah. 489 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,246 And maybe he doesn't look like how he described himself. 490 00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,125 I mean, he could really be anybody in here. 491 00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:19,505 Yeah. 492 00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,480 ♪ Love ♪ 493 00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:29,482 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 494 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,196 ♪ Love is strange ♪ 495 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,365 ♪ Yay-yay ♪ 496 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,330 ♪ Lot of people ♪ 497 00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:37,457 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 498 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,920 ♪ Take it for a game ♪ 499 00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,197 ♪ Many people ♪ 500 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,825 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 501 00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:57,038 ♪ Don't understand ♪ 502 00:23:57,121 --> 00:23:58,457 ♪ No, no ♪ 503 00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,129 ♪ They think loving ♪ 504 00:24:01,213 --> 00:24:02,173 ♪ Yay-yay ♪ 505 00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:04,052 ♪ Is money in the hand ♪ 506 00:24:06,431 --> 00:24:08,477 [Anna] Do you know what's crazy? 507 00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:12,402 I was just thinking that, like, in three years, we'll be driving... 508 00:24:15,282 --> 00:24:16,828 ♪ Sylvia ♪ 509 00:24:16,911 --> 00:24:18,665 ♪ Yes, Mickey ♪ 510 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,585 ♪ How do you call your loverboy? ♪ 511 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,881 ♪ Come here, loverboy ♪ 512 00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:24,802 ♪ And if he doesn't answer? ♪ 513 00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:26,556 ♪ Oh, loverboy ♪ 514 00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,893 ♪ And if he still doesn't answer? ♪ 515 00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,005 Maybe his Ferrari broke down. 516 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,054 -Hmm-mm, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 517 00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,854 I think it's getting dark. 518 00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,860 We should just get home soon before it gets too late. 519 00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:55,237 Do you think he... 520 00:24:55,488 --> 00:24:59,037 Do you think that he came and saw me and thought I was ugly and left? 521 00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,503 Well, if he did that, then he's an idiot. 522 00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:08,138 Yeah, or I'm like an idiot for thinking he would like me. 523 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,228 -Mai. -No, no, I'm fine. 524 00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:14,359 Here, go get yourself a Mountain Dew. 525 00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:16,112 Thanks. 526 00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:25,172 Thanks for coming with us. 527 00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:26,634 [chuckles] Sure. 528 00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:34,900 Oh, what are you doing? 529 00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,779 I can't-- I can't... 530 00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:37,823 What... 531 00:25:39,868 --> 00:25:42,415 They don't have any Mountain Dews left. Can we go? 532 00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:43,626 Please? 533 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:45,337 -Mm-hmm. -[Maya] Like now? 534 00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:46,381 OK. 535 00:25:47,897 --> 00:25:50,391 [sad guitar music plays] 536 00:25:54,022 --> 00:25:55,149 [messenger chimes] 537 00:25:57,821 --> 00:25:59,240 [messenger chimes] 538 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,079 [Flymiami voice-over] 539 00:26:18,988 --> 00:26:20,825 [Flymiami voice-over] 540 00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:54,308 [Sam, voice-over] That means a lot to me. 541 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,524 [voice-over continues] 542 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:25,120 [electronic dance music remix plays] 543 00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:26,874 [dial-up tone] 544 00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:33,011 [automated voice] Welcome. 545 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,390 You've got mail. 546 00:27:35,474 --> 00:27:36,476 [messenger chimes] 547 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,313 [messenger chimes] 548 00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:43,908 [messenger chimes] 549 00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:46,539 [boy] Computer... 550 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,876 [automated voice] Good-bye. 551 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,755 [keys clacking] 552 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:51,840 [chimes] 553 00:28:04,908 --> 00:28:06,119 [messenger chimes]