1 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:08,768 [Maya] Wait, look, look. 2 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,399 -Mr. O's underwear sticking out. -[Anna] Oh, my God! 3 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:17,577 I would like put my head in the butt part 4 00:00:17,911 --> 00:00:21,794 and I would wear it on my face as a mask to fall asleep. 5 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:24,090 All right, settle down, settle down, people. 6 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:26,052 All right, it's Monday. We got a lot to get through. 7 00:00:26,135 --> 00:00:30,352 But first and foremost is signing up for your mandatory community service project. 8 00:00:30,435 --> 00:00:32,524 -More like community suck-vice. -[students chuckle] 9 00:00:33,149 --> 00:00:35,153 I doubt that you will be saying that 10 00:00:35,237 --> 00:00:39,161 when you hear these extremely cool options. 11 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:43,211 OK, Sam's dad is delivering meals to the homeless. 12 00:00:43,295 --> 00:00:45,925 PB&J making party at my house! 13 00:00:47,929 --> 00:00:50,434 Yeah... all right. 14 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,479 There's a river trash pick up. 15 00:00:52,564 --> 00:00:54,985 -You can scrape gum off the bridge. -That one. 16 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,949 And finally, Heather's mom... 17 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:01,372 is hosting a fashion show at the nursing home. Huh? 18 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:02,584 [girl] OK, now I am so excited. 19 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:03,836 [Mr. O] Sign up sheets are in the hallway. 20 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,297 -[bell rings] -[Mr. O] OK, go now! Go, go, go! 21 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:06,967 Calmly! No running! 22 00:01:07,051 --> 00:01:11,017 [Maya speaking indistinctly] Maya Ishii-Peters, sign it! 23 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:12,771 [Anna] No! 24 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:15,735 No, I'm getting in. I got it, I got it, I got it. 25 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:19,200 [Heather] Guys, guys, stop it, stop it. It's my mom, not yours, OK? It's my mom. 26 00:01:19,283 --> 00:01:20,620 Yes! 27 00:01:20,703 --> 00:01:21,789 Yes! 28 00:01:21,872 --> 00:01:23,333 Personal space. Is it your mom? 29 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,128 -I don't think so. -Maya, we're gonna be supermodels. 30 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:27,216 [theme music playing] ♪ High ♪ 31 00:01:27,509 --> 00:01:30,932 ♪ I am high ♪ 32 00:01:31,349 --> 00:01:34,021 ♪ That view I showed to you ♪ 33 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:37,612 ♪ Is just a lie ♪ 34 00:01:37,779 --> 00:01:41,327 ♪ You take what you want You get what you take ♪ 35 00:01:41,494 --> 00:01:45,043 ♪ High, high, high ♪ 36 00:01:46,462 --> 00:01:49,511 Litter and say bye to nature as we know it. 37 00:01:50,095 --> 00:01:52,224 Here. Pass this around. 38 00:01:52,725 --> 00:01:54,437 She's at that group. Go ask her. 39 00:01:55,105 --> 00:01:56,608 [Deb] Spending time with the elderly 40 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,696 -can be so rewarding. -[girls] Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:58,863 --> 00:02:01,325 [Deb] Whenever Heather and I visit her grandma in the home, 42 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,787 I think to myself, 43 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:05,835 no one else even notices these people besides us. 44 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:06,920 So true, you guys! 45 00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:12,055 I mean, some of these older people haven't been noticed in 40, 50 years. 46 00:02:12,682 --> 00:02:14,728 Yeah. So let's fix that. 47 00:02:14,811 --> 00:02:18,569 Now what turns heads more than a big, beautiful hat? 48 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:20,573 Almost nothing. 49 00:02:20,656 --> 00:02:22,451 Oh, my God. That's so true. Wow! 50 00:02:22,535 --> 00:02:24,915 Luckily, I have my own new line of hats... 51 00:02:26,794 --> 00:02:28,547 -Deb's Darling Designs. -[all] Aw! 52 00:02:29,089 --> 00:02:30,843 -Oh, my God! -Holy shit! 53 00:02:30,927 --> 00:02:35,895 And each of you will be wearing one of my creations as you walk the runway 54 00:02:35,978 --> 00:02:39,694 with one of Franklin County's most forgotten old people... 55 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:43,409 Hey, um, why aren't you in your boyfriend's group? 56 00:02:43,994 --> 00:02:45,497 She can't leave her best friend. 57 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:48,044 Excuse me. Can you please go back to your own circle? 58 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,673 -[girls giggle] -Go! 59 00:02:49,756 --> 00:02:52,219 [Deb exhales] Anyway, as I was saying. 60 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,058 -The actual fashion show is on Saturday... -[whispering] 61 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,895 ...but we’ll have two rehearsals before that 62 00:02:56,979 --> 00:02:58,439 to make sure you're good at modeling. 63 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:00,820 The first rehearsal is tomorrow afternoon. 64 00:03:00,903 --> 00:03:02,949 Heather, don't speak over me, sweetie. 65 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:06,080 So, please. This is essential. 66 00:03:06,122 --> 00:03:09,336 Bring a professional photo of yourself to the rehearsal. 67 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,257 Headshots at the mall after school 68 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,969 -so we get the best hats. -[girl] Yay! 69 00:03:14,054 --> 00:03:16,935 [stammering] So where--where are you guys meeting at the... 70 00:03:17,102 --> 00:03:19,440 Should we meet at the Orange Julius? Or like... 71 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:22,237 Oh, we actually already have reservations. 72 00:03:22,321 --> 00:03:23,699 Cool, so do we so... 73 00:03:23,782 --> 00:03:25,745 -Sorry. -Yeah, I know we can't come either. 74 00:03:25,828 --> 00:03:26,788 -It's fine. -[bell rings] 75 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:30,713 -Well, bye, you guys. Whatever. -Bye, see you guys tomorrow. 76 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:32,800 -I have a plan. -OK, what? 77 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:35,096 There's a spot right near my house 78 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:38,102 and I feel like our pictures will look exactly like theirs. 79 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:39,898 -Promise? -I pinky promise. 80 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:42,235 So... what's the plan? 81 00:03:43,112 --> 00:03:44,658 Oh, you are still here? 82 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:50,670 Oh, my gosh, I knew yours was gonna be beautiful. Great. 83 00:03:50,753 --> 00:03:53,132 Oh, so nice. And you know, tomorrow, 84 00:03:53,174 --> 00:03:56,515 our next rehearsal, you'll be meeting your mature partners! 85 00:03:56,598 --> 00:03:58,059 Won't that be fun? 86 00:03:58,142 --> 00:03:59,144 [speaking indistinctly] 87 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:00,898 Jeez! 88 00:04:02,192 --> 00:04:06,492 OK... These photos are just incredible. So beautiful. 89 00:04:06,576 --> 00:04:09,833 The zig-zaggy part is so cute and so is your eye shadow. 90 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,837 -[girl 1] Oh, my God, you guys. -[girl 2] Oh, my God. 91 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,678 [Deb] I think your mothers knew what they were doing, 92 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,305 they got you dressed up. 93 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,771 Oh, my God! That lip-shade! 94 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,859 -Can I borrow that? -[girl] Yes! 95 00:04:22,942 --> 00:04:25,196 [girls speaking indistinctly] 96 00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:30,958 Anna, you look so pretty! 97 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,712 Aw. Thanks. 98 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:37,178 [Deb] Huh. 99 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:41,395 Anna, what... what? I don't know what that is in your photo. 100 00:04:41,479 --> 00:04:43,441 -That's a fan -It's a fan. 101 00:04:43,525 --> 00:04:46,865 OK, you know normally if you want that kind of the airbrush look, 102 00:04:47,115 --> 00:04:48,535 you don't keep the fan in. 103 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,330 Um, thank you for the note. 104 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,167 I don't know what you're doing here, Maya. 105 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:54,463 You know, you almost look like you were missing 106 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,383 and I know you're not because you're right there. 107 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,469 But I wouldn't even put that. 108 00:04:57,553 --> 00:04:59,348 Honestly I wouldn't even put that on a milk carton. 109 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:00,601 Thank you for the note. 110 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:03,439 [Deb] So, Terra, you know, she looks like she's from the 1800s. 111 00:05:03,524 --> 00:05:07,239 But it's on modern paper and that--that matters. 112 00:05:07,364 --> 00:05:09,493 I found that dress in the river. 113 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,792 OK, so let's go try out our outfits. 114 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,044 OK? Yay! 115 00:05:14,504 --> 00:05:16,967 I can basically see my reflection in your lip-gloss. 116 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,429 -[girl] You look so cute! -[girl 2] So shiny! 117 00:05:19,514 --> 00:05:21,977 Oh, my God! 118 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,647 -Do you have any lip-gloss? -What? 119 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,985 Thanks for letting me borrow these shoes, Heather Feather. 120 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,279 Duh, babe. 121 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:32,289 -Oh, my God! -What? 122 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,255 -Heather’s wearing a thong. -[Anna] Oh, my God, no way. 123 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,215 [Maya] Yeah. 124 00:05:37,257 --> 00:05:40,556 Do I recognize that pink top, Miss Rebecca? 125 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,727 Um, yeah, Heather let me borrow it. 126 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:47,570 Um, Heather do you have a pink tank that I could borrow? 127 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:48,906 Because I lost mine. 128 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:53,665 Um... I'm sorry I'm not really allowed to let people borrow my clothes. 129 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,001 You know, sometimes people lose them. 130 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:58,257 That's cool like we can buy some 'cause we have... 131 00:05:58,550 --> 00:05:59,928 -Money. -Money. 132 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:00,846 Yeah. 133 00:06:00,971 --> 00:06:02,432 OK, you three... 134 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:04,436 can--can you come over here for a second, doll? 135 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,691 -You three... -Yeah? 136 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:11,492 OK can you, um, look more like the other girls with your outfits? 137 00:06:11,576 --> 00:06:13,120 You know because I'd like the outfits to be 138 00:06:13,204 --> 00:06:15,291 more uniform to match the hats. 139 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,335 Uh-huh. 140 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:19,049 My hats can do a lot of work but they can't, you know, do everything. 141 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:22,097 So, can we jus-- [stutters] There we go. Like, just... yeah. 142 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:24,727 -Like this? -[Deb] You know, back, back, back, 143 00:06:24,811 --> 00:06:25,688 there we go. 144 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:28,777 -Jess, you got the best hat. -Oh, thank you, 145 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:30,446 but Heather definitely got the best hat. 146 00:06:30,531 --> 00:06:32,325 It is quite flattering for me. 147 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:34,329 -[girl 1] It's just so-- oh, so amazing. -[girl 2] Your hat, like, 148 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:35,290 -match matched your hair. -[girl 1] So cute. 149 00:06:35,331 --> 00:06:38,296 Guys, do you want to see my grandma's room? 150 00:06:38,337 --> 00:06:40,341 -[all] Duh, yes! -[Heather] Oh, my God! 151 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:45,059 There's actually, like, not enough room for everyone so... 152 00:06:45,101 --> 00:06:46,604 Um... 153 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:50,529 Ooh, how about raise your hand if you've been to Heather's house before? 154 00:06:50,612 --> 00:06:51,823 That's who can come. 155 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:56,248 [girl chuckling] 156 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,375 When? 157 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,589 Girl Scouts in second grade. 158 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:00,924 [Heather] Follow me, guys. 159 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,220 -[girls speak indistinctly] -[door opens] 160 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:06,603 -Great idea, Becca. -[Becca] Thanks. I know, right? 161 00:07:06,728 --> 00:07:08,481 [girl] Your hat matched your hair. 162 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,708 -[shushing] -[speaking softly] What? 163 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:21,006 Look in there. 164 00:07:24,096 --> 00:07:26,935 -[speaking softly] Oh, my God. I know. -This is what they were using. 165 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,710 [Maya chuckles] No! 166 00:07:47,142 --> 00:07:50,356 Oh... my... 167 00:07:50,524 --> 00:07:51,609 [gasps] 168 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:55,116 -Wait. Why did she take that off? -I don't know. 169 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,412 Wait, I dare you to try it on. 170 00:07:59,457 --> 00:08:02,213 What? I dare you. 171 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:04,760 I triple dog dare you. 172 00:08:07,432 --> 00:08:08,350 [speaking indistinctly] 173 00:08:08,434 --> 00:08:10,354 -Yeah! -This is-- Oh, my God! 174 00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:11,691 -[Anna] Wait. -Shh! 175 00:08:11,774 --> 00:08:13,695 I can't say no to a triple dog dare. I can do it. 176 00:08:15,031 --> 00:08:16,325 Wait, block me. 177 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:20,667 -Oh, my... -[Maya] Put it on, put it on. 178 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,671 Put it on, put it on. [gasps] 179 00:08:22,755 --> 00:08:25,384 Oh, my God! How does it feel? 180 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:27,806 -Crazy. -My God. Let me see. Turn around. 181 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:30,228 [gasps, giggles] 182 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,858 -Wait, I wanna try it on! -Ow! 183 00:08:32,942 --> 00:08:34,779 Wait, I wanna try it on. Let me try it on. 184 00:08:34,904 --> 00:08:37,743 -Stop. Stop. -No, I wanna try it. Let me! 185 00:08:37,826 --> 00:08:40,039 -[Heather] Oh, my God! -[girl] Heather, stop! 186 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:41,375 [speaking indistinctly] 187 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:42,878 Put your pants on. 188 00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:45,258 -Someone's coming here... -[speaking indistinctly] 189 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:47,972 [Maya] Put your pants on. 190 00:08:48,097 --> 00:08:49,349 -[Anna] Stop moving. -[Maya] Stop. 191 00:08:50,727 --> 00:08:51,854 Stop. 192 00:08:51,938 --> 00:08:53,482 Good one, Heather. 193 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:58,618 Your mom's honking outside. 194 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:00,037 -OK. -Thanks, Becca. 195 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,458 -[Becca] You're welcome. -Wait, Anna, Anna, Anna. 196 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,339 Why are your pants off? 197 00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:07,260 -They weren't. -[Maya] They weren't. 198 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:12,478 -Oh, here, that was so fun. -Yeah. 199 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:14,357 I had a great time. 200 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:15,902 OK. 201 00:09:16,613 --> 00:09:17,615 [Maya chuckles] 202 00:09:20,912 --> 00:09:22,457 See you tomorrow. 203 00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:32,477 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -I can't believe that happened. 204 00:09:32,603 --> 00:09:34,649 I didn't mean to steal. I'm gonna give back to her tomorrow 205 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:35,942 -after I wash it. Yeah. -No, no, no. 206 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,364 -No, that's not fair. -What do you mean? 207 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,493 You got to try it on and I didn't it. 208 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,413 Fine, you can have it. It's on you then. 209 00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:43,875 -OK, fine. -OK, then good. 210 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,921 Give it--give it-- Give it to me in the car. 211 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,508 I will, it hurts. Have fun. 212 00:09:47,841 --> 00:09:48,885 -Hi, girls. -[car door slides shut] 213 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:50,597 How did the community service go? 214 00:09:51,181 --> 00:09:53,268 I don't know, we learn stuff, Mom, like... 215 00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:54,605 -[car door closes] -[Yuki] All right. 216 00:09:55,774 --> 00:09:57,276 -Seatbelt, girls. -[Maya] OK 217 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,738 -Let's just drive. -[Yuki] OK. 218 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,074 [whispers] Maya... 219 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:08,257 I'm washing my hands for a while so no one bother me. 220 00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:15,438 [heavenly music playing] 221 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:24,952 One, two, three. 222 00:11:25,086 --> 00:11:26,789 [sensual R&B music plays] 223 00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:27,708 Freak! 224 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,595 Damn, white lady. 225 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:35,389 [phone rings] 226 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:41,234 -Yo -[Anna] Hi, Shuji, is Maya there please? 227 00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:42,486 Bitch here she be. 228 00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:46,286 Woah, you sound different. Um... 229 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:50,670 Anyways, I was just thinking I'm just, like, feeling a little, like, guilty. 230 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:53,635 -Are you feeling the same thing? -Yes, bothering me a lot. 231 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,764 You know, I just want to make sure that you wash it 232 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:58,477 and that we give it back to her, like, put it in her bag tomorrow. 233 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:02,401 Uh-huh. For sure, washing it right now. 234 00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:05,491 [Anna] We're just not that kind of people, like... 235 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,119 we won't take something on purpose, you know. 236 00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:09,792 Bye! 237 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:13,131 -Bye! -[phone beeps] 238 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,806 [indistinct conversation] 239 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,278 [hip hop music playing] 240 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,520 Hey. 241 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:41,647 Hey. 242 00:12:41,981 --> 00:12:44,820 You notice anything different about me? 243 00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:46,866 Baby got back. 244 00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:49,037 You still have-- Are you serious? 245 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,124 -Maya, no. -What? 246 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:53,713 You promised that we give it back, like, stop. 247 00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:56,969 Right, you seriously need to chill 'cause I'm gonna give it back tomorrow. 248 00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:59,725 Like, nine people have looked at my butt and my boobs for some reason 249 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:02,606 and I've literally only been here for ten minutes. 250 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:04,067 Nine. 251 00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:06,071 [Sam] Hey, bowl cut. 252 00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:07,657 I mean Maya. 253 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,452 Don't look at me. 254 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:11,999 Ten. 255 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,840 OK, you got checked out ten times. Like I do... I do, too. 256 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:16,801 Like... 257 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:20,390 -Oh, Alex, look. -Oh, shit. 258 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,402 -I need it. -[Maya] What? 259 00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:28,198 It, it, it. 260 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:29,910 -Anna. -Maya. 261 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:32,039 -What? No. -Give it to me. 262 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,711 Give me the-- Give me the thing. 263 00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:47,988 Hey. 264 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,837 Let's make love. 265 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,551 I do it all the time. 266 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,746 What happened to your neck? 267 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:17,254 -OK, I'm sorry. OK. -[door opens and shuts] 268 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:19,175 She almost caught us. 269 00:14:26,356 --> 00:14:29,362 So, now that you've met your Fashion Show partners, 270 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:34,163 it's important between now and Saturday to really bond, OK? 271 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:38,965 So turn to your partner and ask if you are a hat what kind would you be? 272 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,635 I don't really wear hats. 273 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,056 Oh, Heather, you're so pretty, 274 00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:45,853 if I were a hat I'd be you. 275 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:49,443 -[Anna] You make my hair flat. -Oh, your hair is beautiful. 276 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,740 -Your hair is beautiful. -[chuckling] No, it's not. 277 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,451 I literally already love you. 278 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,665 I'm not kidding. 279 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,713 -You're not? Wow. -No. 280 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:00,550 Chew, chew. 281 00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:08,314 If I were a hat I would be of... a kind of like... 282 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,903 [chuckling] 283 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,322 -Oh, my God. -We could get-- 284 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,326 I'll give you-- I'll give you a manicure. 285 00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,832 -OK. -You give me a foot massage. 286 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,334 OK... now? 287 00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:28,146 Can--can-- Hel-- Can you-- Can you let go? 288 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,649 You're hurting me. 289 00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:34,158 [sing-songy voice] Pu, let go. Let go, Pu. 290 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,500 Pu diddly Pu, Pu diddly Pu, let go, yeah? 291 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:43,218 [indistinct conversation] 292 00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:47,017 Heath, are you OK? 293 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,979 Yeah, I'm fine I just... 294 00:15:50,273 --> 00:15:54,198 lost something. My mom is going to kill me. 295 00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,620 Maybe one of us took it home accidentally. 296 00:15:56,703 --> 00:16:02,047 -What is it? -Um... it-it's private, you guys. 297 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:05,888 I can't really tell you, but it's--it's pink. 298 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:06,890 [girl] OK. 299 00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:08,686 -Let's look for it. -That's all we need to know. 300 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,940 [girl] OK, that's a good start. 301 00:16:11,984 --> 00:16:13,069 Look, don't worry. 302 00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:14,698 -Can I look in your bag? -[girl] Yeah. 303 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,081 Pink? 304 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,587 -Anna, why aren't you looking? -I am. 305 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:25,218 Someone took it by accident, it's just really important. 306 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,513 [girl] Look in your bag. 307 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:29,644 [Heather] I literally looked everywhere, you guys. I'm freaking out. 308 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:33,903 [Anna] Oh, my God, I feel so bad for Heather. 309 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,907 I mean, like, we should definitely give it back. 310 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,869 [Anna] Like tonight or like... 311 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:41,835 -Tomorrow, yeah. -[Anna] Tomorrow, yeah. 312 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:45,091 -Tomorrow. -[Anna] Tomorrow. 313 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,022 [EDM playing] 314 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,744 -Tomorrow -Seriously, Anna... 315 00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,667 give it to me between classes I'm gonna give it to her. 316 00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:04,296 Such a hypocrite! 317 00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:07,929 [EDM playing] 318 00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:16,530 Tomorrow. 319 00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:21,330 Tomorrow. 320 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,713 Hi, Anna. 321 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:36,612 [music continues playing] 322 00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:40,995 -Tomorrow. -[Mr. O] What? 323 00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:44,544 -Twenty. 25, 30, I have thirty. Thirty, 35, 40, I have forty. 324 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,588 I have forty. 325 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:48,677 My tallies are through the roof. My gel pen is basically out of gel. 326 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,598 -So, listen to me. -[Anna] I'm listening. 327 00:17:50,681 --> 00:17:53,102 -OK, so we have the thing. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 328 00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,315 -[Maya] We gotta give it back. -We gotta give it back. 329 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,406 [sing-songy voice] Tomorrow... 330 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,204 -So. To... -After the... 331 00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:04,333 -After the show. -...the show. 332 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,003 -After the show. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the show. 333 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:07,005 -After the show. -We are on the same page. 334 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,007 We'll give it back after the show. 335 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,761 -OK, great. -After the fashion show. 336 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,848 -Yeah. -Who has show dips? 337 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:16,315 There, let's... 338 00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:19,113 -It's only fair rock, paper, scissor. -OK. I don't care. 339 00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:20,783 On 15, go. 340 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:30,051 [speaking indistinctly] 341 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,101 [girl] Oh, my God. 342 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:39,069 OK, ladies, listen up. 343 00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,742 We don't have much time before the show 344 00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:44,664 but as you know something of Heather's was stolen. 345 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,750 A thong. 346 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,714 Please call it underwear, mom. 347 00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:49,883 [Deb] Shut up, sweetie. 348 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:52,638 Everybody, stand up and get in a circle please. 349 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:55,351 And whoever took Heather's thong 350 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,648 is going to put it in the middle of the table 351 00:18:57,732 --> 00:19:01,990 and no one will know because we're going to just turn around, 352 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:06,373 close our eyes and hum on the count of three. OK? 353 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,085 One, two, three. 354 00:19:08,169 --> 00:19:12,302 [all humming] 355 00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:17,522 [inaudible dialog] 356 00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:25,871 -[Deb] OK, open your eyes. -[humming stops] 357 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,633 -Yeah, yeah, you guys. -[Deb] Really? 358 00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,434 -Gone. -OK, I see. 359 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,223 No one giving back. OK. OK. 360 00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,435 Well, I don't have time for this shit. 361 00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:39,314 I have to take care of the elderly. 362 00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:42,697 So, Heather, you're gonna just have to wear the panties you have on. 363 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,082 Guys, seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Like, if someone took Heather's thong, 364 00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:50,336 -just say so. -[girl] Yeah, you guys... 365 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,342 It must have been Anna, Maya or Terra. 366 00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,346 -What? -What? 367 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:57,560 The Bible says no thongs. 368 00:19:57,685 --> 00:19:59,271 Anna and Maya, you guys were in the changing room 369 00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:01,610 when all of us went to see Grandma Mary’s room on Monday. 370 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,864 That's probably when you stole it, just admit it. 371 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:07,120 -That's insane, you're literally crazy. -What? 372 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,205 Show me your underwear. 373 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:11,420 -OK, show you our underwear? -Show me just the top. 374 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:12,590 Are you crazy? 375 00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:14,969 -Oh, Maya, show her your underwear. -OK, show your underwear. 376 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,598 Show me your underwear. 377 00:20:16,723 --> 00:20:20,438 You guys, you guys, you guys, this is getting really out of hand. 378 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,192 I agree and you're perverted. 379 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:24,822 Can we just let it go, Becca? 380 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:29,582 Let's do the show, let's do the show, I'm really... I'm really sorry. 381 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:31,085 I'm sorry you lost it. 382 00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,838 [Anna] Do you guys remember it's about the hats? 383 00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,013 [person coughing] 384 00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:41,940 Hello, welcome to the Hat Extravaganza. 385 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,152 Thank you so much for coming. 386 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,785 I realized a lot of you were already here so thank you for leaving your rooms. 387 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,668 Also I'd like to thank my pals from my book club/wine club for being here. 388 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,880 So, please just enjoy yourself. 389 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,343 OK, here we go, let's get crazy. 390 00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:59,099 [music playing] 391 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,199 Liar! 392 00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:30,328 [audience gasps] 393 00:21:30,996 --> 00:21:32,082 [man laughs] 394 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:40,431 -She's gonna pull your pants down. -Who? 395 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,937 Becca... Becca's gonna pull your pants down. 396 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,702 [music continues playing] 397 00:21:55,294 --> 00:21:57,173 [speaking indistinctly] 398 00:21:57,465 --> 00:22:00,973 Oh, no, no, no, stop it. What's wrong with you? Come with me. 399 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:01,975 Come with me. 400 00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:13,497 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we got away with it. 401 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,209 [both] Oh, my God. 402 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,546 Oh, my God. We got away with it, Anna. 403 00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:17,756 What are you talking about, we got away with it? 404 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,052 I was embarrassed in front of the entire retirement community. 405 00:22:20,094 --> 00:22:21,471 -Oh, my God! -Take off the thong. We don't need it. 406 00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:24,979 -No. I'm keeping it. -[Anna] "No"? 407 00:22:25,062 --> 00:22:27,233 -Anna, stop it, stop it. -Take it off, take it off. 408 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:29,362 -Anna, stop it. You're gonna break it. -We're not stealers. We're not stealers. 409 00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:31,241 [screaming] Stop! 410 00:22:31,576 --> 00:22:32,786 Stop! 411 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,497 No! 412 00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:38,255 Are you seriously serious? 413 00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:40,761 You, like, burned my asshole. 414 00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:42,640 I'm freaking seriously dead serious 415 00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:45,144 'cause that thing was ripping everybody apart. 416 00:22:45,228 --> 00:22:48,359 You literally just, like, ruined my life! 417 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,406 That thong ruined you. 418 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,958 -Damn it. -[Maya] And my vagina. 419 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:02,888 I have to say sometimes things just don't turn out like you planned them, right? 420 00:23:02,972 --> 00:23:05,059 And I apologize for that. 421 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,397 You should be apologizing to me. 422 00:23:09,025 --> 00:23:12,616 I literally can't talk to you right now when you have an attitude like that. 423 00:23:15,622 --> 00:23:21,049 Pu, can you please tell Anna that I'm not speaking to her either right now? 424 00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:24,682 Um, Pu... 425 00:23:25,684 --> 00:23:29,692 can you please tell Maya that sometimes you have to right your wrongs in life 426 00:23:29,817 --> 00:23:32,990 or karma will get you which is exactly what happened to me today? 427 00:23:33,073 --> 00:23:34,660 -Thank you very much. -You know what, Pu, 428 00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:37,916 you please tell Anna that I'd like a karma to run me over 429 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,587 because she destroyed the one thing 430 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:41,883 that actually made me feel pretty like a normal human. 431 00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:44,304 -But you're pretty now. -No, I am not. 432 00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:47,644 What is this thing? I mean I want one. 433 00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,857 -We can't talk about it. -You know, it's like pink... 434 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:55,159 and it like, it's like, it has, it's like a stretchy. 435 00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,244 It wasn't ours. 436 00:23:56,328 --> 00:23:58,666 Yeah, but when it was, it was really amazing. 437 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:01,296 -See, you're overreacting right now. -No, I'm not. 438 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,050 -Truly... Tru-- Maya... -[Maya] Anna... 439 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:06,724 Truly your reaction is telling me that it's good [whispering] that we destroyed it. 440 00:24:06,808 --> 00:24:09,437 That is literally the most messed up thing you could ever say 441 00:24:09,522 --> 00:24:11,859 because you weren't ugliest girl in school, OK? 442 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,867 No, no, no, no, no, no, not to be corny, but I gotta say this... 443 00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:18,706 All my life I would grow a year older 444 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,752 look back and think I was prettier the year before 445 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:24,217 I never got to enjoy my beauty 446 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:27,390 but I kept obsessing over it all the time. 447 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:32,943 I wish someone had told me when I was younger that I was beautiful 448 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:37,201 because of who I was not what I had. 449 00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:41,334 [indistinct conversation] 450 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,842 [groaning] 451 00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:47,472 [Anna] Is she choking? 452 00:24:47,764 --> 00:24:48,892 [mumbling] 453 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:53,651 [stammering] "I... am... beautiful." 454 00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:55,655 She's saying "I'm beautiful 455 00:24:55,739 --> 00:24:59,997 and I don't need things on my body 456 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,792 to make me feel beautiful." 457 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,965 -You got that from that? -[Maya] Yeah. 458 00:25:05,466 --> 00:25:06,384 Wow. 459 00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:12,856 [nurse] How's everybody holding up? Pu? 460 00:25:14,025 --> 00:25:16,363 Something magical just happened. 461 00:25:16,404 --> 00:25:17,533 [Maya chuckles] 462 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:24,003 OK, Pu, stop it. 463 00:25:25,005 --> 00:25:27,260 I get it! OK? Let go. 464 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:29,640 You know what to do. 465 00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:41,914 -Maya? -What? 466 00:25:58,488 --> 00:26:00,952 I'm not abandoning you. I'm just letting you go 467 00:26:01,912 --> 00:26:06,672 and you're gonna be loved just like I... love you. 468 00:26:06,797 --> 00:26:08,216 Bye. 469 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:10,346 Bye. 470 00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:14,062 OK, let's go. 471 00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:15,815 -Let's go. -Are you OK? 472 00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:16,881 [Maya] Yeah. 473 00:26:17,903 --> 00:26:20,074 -[Anna] Proud of you. -Yeah. 474 00:26:20,366 --> 00:26:23,246 -Um, do I look OK? -Yeah. Do I? 475 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,587 Yeah, but it's what's inside that counts, so... 476 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:29,510 -Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. -[Anna laughs] Right. 477 00:26:31,304 --> 00:26:33,726 [music playing] 478 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,756 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 479 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:54,475 ♪ I've been doing my own thing ♪ 480 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,655 Pu? Pu? 481 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,408 I forgot your grapes, OK? 482 00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:06,082 Gonna get you some purples, OK? Purples. I'll be right back. 483 00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:32,134 [heavenly music playing]