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[Maya] Oh, my God, Na, seventh grade!
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[Anna chuckles] I know.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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♪ Give it to me ♪
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♪ I'm so addicted ♪
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♪ To the loving
That you're feeding to me ♪
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[Maya] Who else is in homeroom with us?
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-Like a Sam?
-Oh, my God, he wishes.
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He wants you so bad, it's crazy.
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Ew, Na! Never in a trillion years,
it's disgusting.
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-Like hell no!
-[Anna] No. I know.
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Do you think Alex is still dating Heather?
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No, absolutely not.
I heard that they broke up,
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because Heather gave a handjob
to both Brandt J.
and Dustin L. this summer.
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[Anna] Wait, what?
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-[Maya] Yeah.
-That whole bag?
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[Maya] Such a slut. Oh, my God, also,
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I heard that Connie M. grew
double D's her last night at camp.
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[Anna] That's so effed up.
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How is that even possible?
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[Maya] I don't know. It, like,
happened in the middle of her sleep.
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[Anna] That's so unfair that
that happens to people...
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-[Maya] I know.
-[Anna] ...I wish that was me.
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-Na?
-[Anna] Huh?
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I'm gonna ask you something,
and I want you to tell me the truth.
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-Swear on your life.
-Swear.
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Do I look exactly the same as last year?
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-[Anna] Oh, my God!
-I won't be mad. Tell me.
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-Oh, my God, not at all.
-[Maya] I won't be mad.
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-[Anna] Are you kidding me?
-Really?
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[Anna] Promise.
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What are you going to wear tomorrow?
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I'm thinking, like, my blue shirt with,
uh, the stripes.
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[Maya] Oh, my God! So cute.
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But, like, I'm also thinking
of wearing a bra.
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Oh, my God. That's, like, really smart.
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You need it for your nipples.
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Yeah.
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I feel like we should make a pact.
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Duh! Let's like--
Let's, like, do everything together.
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Yeah, no doubt, like, all our
first together like our first kiss.
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-Obviously.
-Yeah, no doubt.
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Deal.
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Oh, my God!
Seventh grade is gonna be so amazing.
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It's gonna be really, really good.
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This is gonna be like the best year
of our lives.
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[keypad dialing, beeps]
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Shuji, get off AOL!
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Shuji!
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Maya?
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♪ I... ♪
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♪ I am hiding ♪
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♪ The you I show to you is just a lie ♪
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♪ You take what you want ♪
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♪ You give what you take ♪
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♪ The high, high, high ♪
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What's up!
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Yeah.
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I guess I did change
a lot over the summer.
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Like, broke up with my camp boyfriend.
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Just like single now, so...
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Yeah. Line up.
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Do you like it? I changed it last night.
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No, it's stupid.
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No, it's not. It got layers.
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Mom!
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-[in English] What?
-I'll fix it.
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Let me try fixing it.
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OK, fine. Just like a couple of layers.
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-OK, sit.
-Just on the left side, though, OK?
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-Just like a little bit.
-OK. OK. OK.
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It's not a lot.
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On the left side...
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What are you doing with that bowl?
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What now?
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-I'm going to make it better.
-No, no, no.
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-I'm going to make it better.
-Mom!
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-I'm going to make it better.
-I'm not six anymore.
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Don't put it.
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-[speaking Japanese]
-[Maya in English] OK, but...
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OK, but not really short. OK?
Not like you've done before.
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-[Yuki] Like a layer, OK?
-[Maya] Like a layer?
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[Yuki speaking Japanese]
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[in English] OK, with not, like, a bowl.
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What the fuck did you do?
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Shut up, Shuji!
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-Hi, Maya.
-Hi.
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You ready for your first day
in a new school, sweetie?
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-Yes, thanks.
-First year, Mom.
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-Oh, my God!
-I know.
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-How did you not tell me? You hair.
-I hate it. I hate it.
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-Why? It looks so good.
-No, it doesn't.
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-Are you serious?
-Does it? You swear?
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Swear.
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-Swear on my life?
-Swear on your freaking life.
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OK, I was going for Sarah Michelle Geller,
but then, like, I ended up with this.
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That's who I was gonna say.
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But short?
-Yeah, how do l look, though?
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-You look so good.
-No, I don't.
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Yes, you do, like, so good.
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This is just like-- doesn't fit me right.
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No. It looks amazing.
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[cackling]
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Oh, my God! You got spit on.
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Move your bag, dummy.
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Don't call me that.
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Maya, move your bag.
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-Are we picking up Sam next?
-[Anna] Yeah.
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-Hi, Mrs. Kone.
-Hello!
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Hi, guys.
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Maya, what the fuck did you do
to your hair?
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-Na, you said it looked good.
-It does look good. I don't know why...
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It looks like shit, Maya.
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Suck my balls, Sam.
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Suck these balls.
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-Ew!
-That's nasty, Sam.
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[Maya] God!
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Hey, Shuji.
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Happy Eighth grade.
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-Mom!
-[Maya] Yeah, this is good.
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[Maya, Anna] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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-[Anna] Maya, be cool.
-[Maya] I am.
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-[Anna] Bye, Mom.
-[Kathy] Go.
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[Maya] Thank you, Kathy.
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-Oh, my God. Maya? Maya?
-What? What?
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We have to do it at the exact same time.
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-Oh, yeah.
-First steps in the middle school.
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OK, ready? Wait.
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[both] One, two, three.
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["My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit]
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♪ Can we forget about the things I said
When I was drunk ♪
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♪ I didn't mean to call you that ♪
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♪ I can't remember what was said
And what you threw at me ♪
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♪ Please tell me ♪
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♪ Please tell me why ♪
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♪ The car is in ♪
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[boy] Watch out.
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[speaking indistinctly]
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Oh, my God!
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Connie M. is totally best friends
with Heather now.
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[Maya] Ooh. Oh, my God!
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It's fricking true. They're ginormous!
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Get loose with it ♪
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♪ Now get loose with it
And get loose with it ♪
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[school bell rings]
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-Jessica Abrams.
-Here.
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-Anna Kone?
-Present.
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-Uh, Brent Jackson?
-President!
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[all chuckle]
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OK. Cool guy.
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-Uh, Maya Ishii-Peters.
-Present.
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Ishii... Oishi... you making me hungry.
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That means food, right?
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Yeah. That's crazy. How do you know that?
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Spent a little time in Japan
teaching English in my 20s...
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-Right. Rebecca Roth?
-[Rebecca] Here.
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-Maya.
-What?
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Um, is Alex looking at me?
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-[Mr. O] Robert Terry?
-[Robert] Here.
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-[Mr. O] Julie Burger?
-No.
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How about now? Hold on.
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[girl] Present.
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No.
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No, he's hitting Brandt in the balls.
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Hey. Don't. Get away from my balls.
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-[Mr. O] Brian Carter?
-[Brian] Here.
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-He'll probably look at me later.
-[Maya] Yeah.
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OK. Listen up, everyone.
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I have your locker assignments.
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-So you can just... take it outside.
-[bell rings]
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[indistinct]
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-Oh, my God!
-What are these?
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What are what?
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There's, like, all these signs.
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"Brandt loves Maya."
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[Anna] "Dustin loves Maya."
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It says down there, too.
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Oh, my God! They all say
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"Brandt loves Maya"
and "Dustin loves Maya."
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Anna, what is happening?
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Oh, my God!
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I mean, is that like me?
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-Yeah, it's you.
-Crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait.
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They're literally the hottest guys
in the school.
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Maya, it's happening.
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Hey, Maya, come over here.
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Yeah. Come over here.
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Oh, my God!
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-Come with me. Come with me.
-I can't.
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-No, no, no. Come with me.
-They didn't say me.
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-They only said you.
-OK, all right.
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-OK.
-You got it.
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What's up!
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You look so different.
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Thanks. Um...
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Yeah. I got a...
I got a haircut last minute.
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Oh, where did you get it?
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Where did I get it?
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-At the salon, that was, like, called...
-Superb.
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Salon Superb.
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Hmm. Never heard of that one.
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Becca!
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But whatever you did, it worked.
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Because Brandt and Dustin obviously think
you're, like, so fine this year.
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No, they don't. You guys--
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-They're totally into you.
-Everyone's talking about it.
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-They were staring at you.
-Stop!
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Yeah, Brandt's so fine,
and they both like you.
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-Isn't that amazing?
-I know, like, what!
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-Crazy!
-It's crazy, you guys,
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like, I'm losing my mind right now.
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[school bell rings]
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[Maya] They think I'm fine,
and Heather likes my haircut.
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-[Anna] Brandt loves you...
-Brandt loves Maya...
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-Dustin loves Maya.
-Dustin loves you.
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Wait. Wait a second. Wait.
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Is there another Maya?
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[woman talking indistinct]
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-No.
-No.
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No. I can't... I can't think of anyone.
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-Yeah. So it's me.
-It's you.
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It's me. Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Hey! You two!
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You think you can talk over me?
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[both] No.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've got my eye on you two.
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[Maya sighs]
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Oh, my God!
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[kids cheering]
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-[girl 1] Come, come on.
-[girl 2] Get him, get him.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry,
but, like, here comes Brandt.
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God, no!
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[boy] OK, just throw it.
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Stop! Stop. Stop!
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♪ Lying in your arms ♪
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♪ So close together ♪
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♪ Didn't know just what I had ♪
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But then again, there's Dustin. He's fly.
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♪ Now I toss and turn ♪
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♪ Cause I... ♪
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His earring is so hot.
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-Yeah, I know.
-[Maya] He is so cute.
249
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And then there's... him.
250
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:22,363
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
251
00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:27,498
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
252
00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:30,128
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
253
00:11:30,212 --> 00:11:35,222
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
254
00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:38,521
Earth to Blondie! Batter up!
255
00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:40,525
-Sorry.
-Anna, that's you. Oh, my God, go.
256
00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:44,908
[Maya] Go, Na!
257
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,121
You got this.
258
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,710
Kick it, Na!
259
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,337
Kick it. Kick it!
260
00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:57,976
-[coach whistles]
-[Anna gasps]
261
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:02,192
[Holivido] Man down. Everybody, sit down.
262
00:12:02,276 --> 00:12:05,908
Hey, you! Take your victim to the nurse.
263
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,630
I'm really, really, really, really sorry.
264
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:14,968
It's chill.
265
00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:18,809
Um, it's crazy, though,
266
00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:21,899
because you don't even look bad
with blood on your face.
267
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,242
Um, do you know my friend Maya?
268
00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:28,537
Nah.
269
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,379
Oh, my God, that... that's crazy.
270
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,841
That's her nickname for me.
271
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,302
Na.
272
00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:39,350
Um, she's my best friend. She's amazing,
273
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,774
and actually two of your best friends
are, like, in love with her.
274
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,905
So it's like, how do you pick, you know,
275
00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:48,744
'cause, like, I've only ever been in love
with one person.
276
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:57,052
Brandt's nice, but you know,
Dustin has an earring.
277
00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:58,639
Dustin's a bitch.
278
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,526
-Dustin is a bitch?
-[mumbles indistinctly]
279
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,285
Dustin is a bitch.
280
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,453
A bitch?
281
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,499
-[Anna] That's what Alex said.
-Oh, my God.
282
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,504
Yeah, so I really think that you should
just go with Brandt.
283
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:16,592
I mean, obviously, whatever you wanna do.
284
00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:18,344
But do you really wanna do with the bitch
285
00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:19,639
that doesn't hang out with Alex?
286
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,687
I don't know. Maybe being with a bitch
is the best thing for me.
287
00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,400
Look, I like his earring. Shit.
288
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:28,364
Can't believe they're not friends.
They're not best friends?
289
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,327
Yeah, I mean, obviously, not anymore.
290
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,830
[Maya] That is crazy.
291
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,878
OK. Well,
then I don't wanna be with him. I don't.
292
00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,840
I only wanna be with someone
who's best friends with Alex,
293
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,136
'cause I wanna be in the same room
with you for our first fingers.
294
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,057
Like, I'm not gonna do without you.
295
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,102
Seriously, like, I'm gonna go with Brandt.
296
00:13:43,186 --> 00:13:45,440
[Mrs. Bell] Quiet, please.
Settle down.
297
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,031
Young sir in the Care Bear sweatshirt.
298
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,075
Huh?
299
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,536
-She's a girl.
-[all chuckle]
300
00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:53,081
Yeah, I'm a girl.
301
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,212
Care to share something you did
over the summer?
302
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,424
Come up to the front.
303
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:07,944
[Maya] Um...
304
00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:11,325
I guess, like, the most memorable thing
I did over this summer
305
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,666
was I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,
like, six times in a row.
306
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,545
And it is, like, really funny. [chuckles]
307
00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:21,470
'Cause he does, like, all this like,
rewind, like, fast forward stuff, like--
308
00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,435
I'll just do it. It's like...
309
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,817
"I really wanna play, Coach.
Just give me a chance.
310
00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,614
Let's see that in instant slow-mo."
311
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:33,704
[continues impersonating]
312
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,187
[speaking gibberish]
313
00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:52,992
Really makes me laugh.
314
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,539
And he does this other thing,
where he's like...
315
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,086
Ahhh!
316
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,978
Sit down.
317
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,072
Enough of that.
318
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:15,120
OK. Everyone,
take out your summer reading,
319
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,082
and get into groups of four.
320
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:20,840
Uh, John, Lydia, Jafeer...
321
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:24,429
OK, so, what do you think about this
if I give that to Brandt?
322
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:28,312
[Anna reading]
323
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,818
Um, it could go like this.
324
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:35,285
[Maya reading]
325
00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:41,631
[Anna] Look,
I feel like it needs a question.
326
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,009
[Maya] OK. Yeah, I know. You're right.
327
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,388
And then put my name,
'cause he won't know who it is.
328
00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,434
Perfect.
329
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,152
[Anna]
So exciting.
330
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,663
OK, Brandt.
331
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,886
I'm gonna, like, have my first boyfriend.
332
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,013
No doubt.
333
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,725
That's freaking crazy.
334
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,394
It's amazing, and we'll go on, like,
double dates and stuff.
335
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,648
I know, with, like, Alex.
336
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:11,942
I mean, if he wants to.
337
00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,820
Dustin says yes. Dustin says yes.
338
00:16:13,904 --> 00:16:14,989
-Brandt says yes.
-I do not say yes.
339
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:15,991
-Yes, he does.
-No, I do not.
340
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:16,993
-[Brandt] Yes, he does.
-[Dustin] No, I do not.
341
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,622
Oh, my God, wait.
342
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,500
Dustin, that is, like,
so presumptuous to think
343
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,045
that she's asking you. She asked him.
344
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,590
You guys, stop.
345
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,513
This is, like, so mean. Just tell her.
346
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:28,809
[Dustin] U-G-I-S, biyatch!
347
00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,353
-UGIS.
-UGIS.
348
00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:32,065
[both yelling]
349
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,735
Wait, what?
350
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,531
Oh, honey, don't you know?
351
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,535
It means ugliest girl in school.
352
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,006
[boy] UGIS!
353
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,759
[Becca] They're so mean.
354
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:48,640
And they said they don't know
why you are wearing a bra, Anna,
355
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,061
'cause there's nothing to go in it.
356
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,609
I'm so sorry.
357
00:16:55,486 --> 00:16:58,535
It's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is really funny.
358
00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,916
[boys] UGIS! UGIS!
359
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,379
-Thanks for telling me, Becca.
-[Becca] You're welcome.
360
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,175
-OK.
-Bye.
361
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,595
Bye.
362
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,535
It's not they like my haircut.
363
00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:21,246
They're assholes.
364
00:17:21,497 --> 00:17:23,209
[Maya] No. They were right.
365
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,344
-I am ugly. I'm a freaking freak.
-No, you're not.
366
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,058
Like... [sniffles]
367
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,645
I'm UGIS.
368
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:37,822
Maya, if UGIS means beautiful unicorn,
369
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:41,830
then yeah, you--you you're UGIS.
Then, yeah, you are.
370
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,334
No. Na, do you understand, like,
371
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,673
I'm the ugliest girl in school.
372
00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:49,679
You get that in your skull?
373
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,518
Like, to love me is the biggest insult.
374
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,981
Like, that's what it means.
375
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,609
[Maya sobbing]
376
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:02,495
Then I guess, you know,
I've been insulted the greatest.
377
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,233
["Hanging by a Moment" by Lifehouse]
378
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,450
♪ I'm desperate for changing ♪
379
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:25,416
♪ Starving for truth ♪
380
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,466
♪ I'm closer to where I started ♪
381
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,263
♪ Chasing after you ♪
382
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:36,355
♪ I'm falling even more in love with you ♪
383
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:40,196
♪ Letting go of all I've held onto ♪
384
00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:47,670
You literally look, like, hot right now.
385
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,678
You know, none of this
actually makes any sense.
386
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:52,763
I know.
387
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,892
Like Terra Newback?
It's a hunchback for Pete's sake.
388
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:56,563
Yeah, I know.
Or freaking Cindy Puchak like?
389
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,023
Her mole covers her whole neck.
390
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,152
It's the size of my face, like,
it's bigger.
391
00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:01,906
And like, think about Beth Mahoney.
392
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,537
Beth Mahoney is freaking busted like...
393
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,708
-She's UGIS.
-She's so UGIS.
394
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,377
-Like I'm UGIS?
-You're not UGIS.
395
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,883
-Hey, UGIS.
-Go fuck your mom.
396
00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,220
They're all a bunch of fuckers.
397
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,272
We just have to do something about this.
398
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,525
Anna, I can't.
399
00:19:22,322 --> 00:19:23,617
I have an idea.
400
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:26,706
Do you know where the eighth graders sit?
401
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,463
[rock music playing]
402
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,825
You shouldn't be here.
403
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,246
-Get out of here, freaks.
-OK.
404
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,457
-[Shuji] Fucking leave.
-We should go.
405
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,378
Shuji, no. It's important. Stop.
406
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:52,381
[Anna] Um...
407
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,762
They were these boys in our grade,
408
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,308
who were not kind to...
409
00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:59,563
-I need you to beat them up, Shuji.
-Yeah.
410
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,526
[Maya]
Like, it just needs to happen.
411
00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:02,945
Why should I?
412
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,034
See. Like I told you he wouldn't care.
413
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,497
This is literally, like,
the worst day of my life,
414
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:10,836
and he'll probably call me UGIS, too.
415
00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:14,342
Did you just say UGIS?
416
00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,096
Yeah.
417
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,945
UGIS is the worst thing you can be called.
418
00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:27,035
The list of UGIS's past,
they're all heinous dogs.
419
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:28,120
There's a list?
420
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:31,293
Look, I'm not gonna beat up
a seventh grader,
421
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,838
but I can teach you some words.
422
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,176
Um, what do they look like?
423
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:38,390
Um. Well, like, um...
424
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:44,110
Brandt, he, like,
has this, like, chestnut silky hair,
425
00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:46,364
and it's like, he has brown honeydew--
426
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,160
No, what are his bad features?
427
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,999
Oh.
428
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,210
[Anna] Um...
429
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,884
-I think he's like... he's, like, short.
-Mm-hmm.
430
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,513
-That's true.
-Yeah. That's good.
431
00:20:57,596 --> 00:20:58,973
-[Maya] Is that good?
-Mm-hmm.
432
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,936
-And like, Stacy Davis told me that...
-Oh, yeah.
433
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,731
...she gave me a handy
when his dad was sick
434
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,150
to help make him feel better,
435
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,446
and she said he's not circumcised,
436
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,117
and it looks like an aardvark.
437
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,494
That's what she said.
438
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,541
OK, for sure, you're gonna wanna bring up
the aardvark dick.
439
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,795
-OK.
-OK, this is what you're gonna say.
440
00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:16,843
Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit,
441
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,557
I would never touch that aardvark dick
with a 10-foot pole,
442
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,476
so suck it, bitch.
443
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,029
You got it?
444
00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:30,077
Yeah. Yeah.
445
00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:31,747
-That was great.
-OK. All right.
446
00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,417
-OK.
-Don't--
447
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,712
Come on.
448
00:21:36,841 --> 00:21:38,845
[indistinct talking]
449
00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:43,478
[girl chuckles]
450
00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:46,234
You guys. You guys!
451
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:50,075
After school,
I'm gonna bitch out Brandt and Dustin.
452
00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:52,038
-[all exclaim]
-Magic.
453
00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,712
She's gonna get her butt kicked.
454
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,310
-You can do this.
-Yeah.
455
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:05,105
Like don't let anyone stop you
from your dreams.
456
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,441
Yeah.
457
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,129
[mouthing]
458
00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:24,185
-What's up?
-So what's up!
459
00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:26,356
-What's up?
-What's up?
460
00:22:26,899 --> 00:22:29,028
-You midget!
-What are you doing?
461
00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:30,447
[mouthing]
462
00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,869
-Midget!
-OK.
463
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:34,790
Midget.
464
00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:37,587
You midget. Aardvark. You got an aardvark?
465
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,259
-You got an aardvark.
-I... I have a dog.
466
00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:42,179
Has a dog.
467
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,267
-You're a piece of shit!
-Yeah, you're a piece of shit!
468
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,812
Oh, damn, you're gonna take that?
469
00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:47,607
Midget piece of shit.
470
00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:49,027
-[kids cheering]
-Yeah, what?
471
00:22:50,947 --> 00:22:52,283
Come on. Come on, fight.
472
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:54,538
Yeah! Yeah! You mi--
473
00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,082
You midget piece of shit! Yeah!
474
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:57,376
You gonna take that?
475
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,880
-You better take that.
-Yeah, take that.
476
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,800
-You gonna take that?
-What?
477
00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,596
-You're a midget piece of shit!
-Yeah!
478
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:06,186
And you got an aardvark dick,
and that's why your dad died.
479
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:12,198
-Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go! Go!
-Yes!
480
00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:14,160
[Maya exclaiming]
481
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,047
[Dustin] Hey, Brandt, are you OK?
482
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,513
Can't believe you'd bring up his dad.
483
00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:25,850
What the fuck? Come on.
484
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,105
You can't help it if Dustin's a bitch.
485
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,232
Fuck you!
486
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:30,902
-[car horn honks]
-Oh, my God, my mom!
487
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,031
-Go! Go!
-Maya...
488
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,035
It's OK.
489
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,968
[Maya] Did I go too far today?
490
00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:47,226
[Anna] I mean, like, it was definitely,
like, intense.
491
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:50,232
I probably shouldn't have said that
about his dad.
492
00:23:50,315 --> 00:23:52,236
[Anna] Yeah. I mean, it was crazy.
493
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:55,284
-But, like, his dad did die.
It's just a fact.
-Oh, wait, Na.
494
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,954
Oh! Mayi?
495
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,169
Mayi? Hello?
496
00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,922
-Hold on.
-OK.
497
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,517
[Shuji voice-over reading]
498
00:24:10,773 --> 00:24:11,817
[Anna] What you doing?
499
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,240
I mean, Maya, are you there?
500
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,833
-Oh, my God, Na!
-Oh, my God, what?
501
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,633
-Oh, my God!
-What?
502
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,893
Holy f-balls!
503
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,894
[Maya] Can't do this.
504
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,904
I don't wanna face everyone.
505
00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,580
I don't wanna do seventh grade.
506
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,418
I'm not doing seventh grade by myself.
507
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,255
No, it's gonna be a lot easier
for you now.
508
00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:48,009
I mean, like, you should go.
509
00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:50,556
Maya.
510
00:25:51,975 --> 00:25:54,773
You are my actual rainbow gel pen
511
00:25:55,817 --> 00:26:00,242
in a sea of blue and black
writing utensils, like...
512
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,079
-I'm not doing it alone.
-Really?
513
00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:03,373
Yeah! Duh!
514
00:26:03,874 --> 00:26:06,045
-So we'll do it together?
-Yeah.
515
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,466
Just one step at a time.
It's not like it's gonna last forever.
516
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:09,970
-Yeah, it's not.
-Like...
517
00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,515
And, like, I'll do it you do it.
518
00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:13,561
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
519
00:26:13,644 --> 00:26:14,563
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
520
00:26:14,646 --> 00:26:16,482
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
521
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,869
Wait.
522
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:26,753
We have to do it
at the exact same time, OK?
523
00:26:29,551 --> 00:26:32,139
One, two...
524
00:26:34,644 --> 00:26:37,692
♪ I wish I could tie you up in my shoes ♪
525
00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,071
♪ Make you feel unpretty too ♪
526
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:43,203
♪ I was told I was beautiful ♪
527
00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:45,415
♪ But what does that mean to you? ♪
528
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:48,631
♪ Look into the mirror
Who's inside there ♪
529
00:26:48,714 --> 00:26:50,718
♪ The one with the long hair ♪
530
00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:55,268
♪ Same old me again today, yeah ♪
531
00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:59,276
♪ You can buy your hair if it won't grow ♪
532
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,865
♪ You can fix your nose if he says so ♪
533
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:05,497
♪ You can buy all the make-up
That M. A. C can make ♪
534
00:27:05,873 --> 00:27:09,923
♪ But if you can't look inside you ♪
535
00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:12,094
♪ Find out who am I to ♪