1 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,026 [music playing indistinctly on radio] 2 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,696 [low tense music] 3 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:17,703 ♪ ♪ 4 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,959 ANNA: Oh, is‐‐is your mom not home? 5 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,253 DERRICK: Nah, she's never home. 6 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,130 You guys wanna go in first? 7 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,800 ‐ Cool. ‐ [chuckles] 8 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,888 [door squeaks] 9 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:42,311 [chill electronic music] 10 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:49,359 ♪ ♪ 11 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,179 ‐ Is it okay to just‐‐ 12 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:20,307 [soft piano music] 13 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,850 Put Daddy... 14 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,898 [whispering] I'm gonna take my jacket off. 15 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,733 MAYA: What? ‐ I'm gonna take my jacket off. 16 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,901 ‐ Okay. 17 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,781 ‐ [sniffs] So what should we do? 18 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,992 ‐ Whatever. 19 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,619 ‐ [chuckles] Okay. 20 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,037 [both laugh] 21 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,374 ‐ Do you have any snacks, babe? 22 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:48,251 DERRICK: Yeah, they're in the freezer over there. 23 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,419 ‐ Over... 24 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,089 DERRICK: Over there. Through the door. 25 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,551 Look here, um‐‐ STEVE: What chord was that? 26 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,803 DERRICK: Which one? STEVE: See you. 27 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,638 ANNA: [giggling] Just kidding. 28 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:00,931 JK. 29 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,266 [indistinct chatter] 30 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,436 ‐ Oh, my God. ANNA: Totally. 31 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,063 ‐ Oh, my God. Is this what I look like? 32 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,523 ‐ You look amazing. 33 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,899 I am so hungry, though. Like‐‐ 34 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:11,983 ‐ Oh, my God. 35 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,027 ANNA: Wait, look at this freezer. 36 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,238 MAYA: Oh, my God! ANNA: Oh, my God! 37 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,364 ‐ I'm so‐‐ 38 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,824 ANNA: Wait, are those marshmallows? 39 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,284 MAYA: Okay. ANNA: Here. 40 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,786 MAYA: Oh, my God. 41 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,329 ANNA: [laughs] I'm so hungry. 42 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,414 ‐ [giggles] 43 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:27,958 ANNA: You don't want to go home, right? 44 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,960 Like, you're not worried at all? 45 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,587 ‐ Mm‐mm. I'm not worried. 46 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,047 Unless you want to‐‐ 47 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,633 Do you want to go home or do you want to stay? 48 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,010 ‐ I want to hang out with our boyfriends. 49 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,596 ‐ Okay, yeah. I don't want to go home. 50 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,682 ‐ You're, like, gonna get your first kiss. 51 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,142 ‐ No, I'm not, stop. 52 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,518 Oh, stop! 53 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,353 I don't know. [chuckles] 54 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,856 Is my breath okay? [exhales] 55 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,441 ‐ No, it smells amazing. How's mine? 56 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,484 [exhales] 57 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,445 ‐ [chokes] 58 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,488 I'm sorry, it's not good. ‐ Oh, Maya. 59 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,365 MAYA: Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. ‐ No. 60 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,618 [lively music] KEYBOARD: Here we go. 61 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,746 STEVE: This song's awesome, man. 62 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,624 DERRICK: Heck yeah. 63 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,209 VOICE ON KEYBOARD: Let me do it. 64 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,880 Cool. Cool. Cool. 65 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,506 [overlapping voices] 66 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,716 ‐ Don't touch my butt. ‐ I didn't. 67 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,887 ‐ Wait, would you play that chord again? 68 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,472 STEVE: This one right here? 69 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,098 ‐ Yeah. 70 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,518 VOICE ON KEYBOARD: Very good. Cool. Cool. 71 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:32,981 ‐ [vocalizes to music] 72 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,274 ‐ Could you cut out the drumming? 73 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,651 We're trying to hit this. You're throwing me off. 74 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,487 ‐ I think that your drumming sounds good. 75 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:43,074 DERRICK: Yeah, it's just not matchin' up with our rhythm. 76 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,368 ‐ Steve, her dad's a professional drummer. 77 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,037 So... ‐ Oh, stop. 78 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,497 ‐ He is, though. You shouldn't be humble. 79 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,248 ‐ I'm not. KEYBOARD: Excellent! Get up. 80 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,541 ANNA: Okay, I'm sorry. 81 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,751 VOICE ON KEYBOARD: Get up, get up, go! 82 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,085 ‐ [giggles] 83 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,715 VOICE ON KEYBOARD: One, two, three. 84 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,927 Cool, cool, cool. 85 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,512 Excellent! Cool. 86 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,722 ‐ [giggles] Sorry. 87 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,725 Are you being bad? STEVE: Sorry. 88 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,813 ‐ You want to check out my watch? 89 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,939 ‐ Yeah. 90 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:22,989 ANNA: Ooh! MAYA: Stop. 91 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,199 ‐ You look good. Sorry. 92 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,453 ANNA: I'm cold. 93 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,872 Thanks, Steve. 94 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,167 ‐ Yeah. ‐ What kind is it? 95 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,004 ‐ Eh, some kind of army. It's got the army paint on it. 96 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,643 ANNA: What are you doing? 97 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,687 STEVE: I'm just‐‐'cause I'm cold. 98 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,730 We're both cold. [Anna laughs] 99 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,234 ANNA: Okay. 100 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,997 ‐ [chuckles] 101 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,597 ‐ You want to go to my room? 102 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,560 ‐ Okay. 103 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,231 [soft music] 104 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:45,238 ♪ ♪ 105 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,378 ‐ Sorry, can we just do over the shirt? 106 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,505 STEVE: Huh? ‐ Can we just do over it? 107 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,136 Do you like it without my braces? 108 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,223 ‐ I like it. Less cuts. 109 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,607 ‐ Who's that? 110 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,317 DERRICK: That's Gillian Anderson. 111 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,403 ‐ No, below that. 112 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,445 DERRICK: Oh. MAYA: Is that, like, 113 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,114 your ex‐girlfriend or whatever? 114 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,281 I'm not mad. DERRICK: No, no. 115 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,701 That's my friend. 116 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,495 I don't think about her. 117 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,788 Did you bring your meds? 118 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:22,460 ‐ Um, no, they don't really work for me. 119 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,672 Sorry. Is that okay? 120 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,215 ‐ I guess. 121 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,732 ‐ Is this your first time? 122 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:50,447 ‐ Yeah. Is it yours? 123 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,490 ‐ No. I've done it a lot. 124 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,826 Like, a couple times. ‐ Yeah. 125 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:55,827 ‐ Yeah. 126 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,959 ‐ You mean, a BJ right? 127 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,630 You've had your first kiss before. 128 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,759 ‐ Y‐‐uh. Yeah, obviously. 129 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,596 Like, I've had a bunch of first kisses. 130 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,391 ‐ Cool. 131 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,108 ‐ I'm ready. 132 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,905 ‐ Oh, sorry. ‐ That's all right. 133 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,114 Let me just‐‐ ‐ Keep going. 134 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,157 ‐ Okay. 135 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,454 ‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait. 136 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,538 ‐ Come on. 137 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,166 ANNA: No. 138 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:46,961 You think Maya's a good drummer, right? 139 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,173 ‐ I mean, I guess. 140 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,343 ‐ Well, You didn't have her back back there, 141 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,678 and you didn't have, like, her dad's back, 142 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,180 'cause you only had Derrick's back. 143 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,973 And it's, like, who's back do you have? 144 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,060 ‐ I love you. 145 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,397 ‐ Don't change the subject. 146 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,692 ‐ Say it back. 147 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,153 Say it. 148 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,740 ‐ I love you too. 149 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,258 MAYA: Come on, let's take it off. 150 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,384 ‐ Get it‐‐ MAYA: Ahh. 151 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,177 DERRICK: Actually, get this. 152 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,178 MAYA: Okay. 153 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,270 DERRICK: Do you want to‐‐you could‐‐ 154 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,863 ‐ Whoa. 155 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,746 What's wrong with your balls? 156 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,290 ‐ What do you mean? 157 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,876 ‐ Why don't you have two balls? 158 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,252 ‐ What? 159 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,505 Oh, there are two, it's just they're inside. 160 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,798 It's not like there's a‐‐ 161 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:17,635 ‐ Oh, so it's like the line is‐‐ 162 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,929 ‐ The line? What line? 163 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,725 ‐ The line‐‐it's like it has its own carrying case. 164 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,269 ‐ Yeah. I guess. 165 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,812 Do you want to stop talking about it? 166 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,147 ‐ Yeah. Sorry. 167 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,440 [breathes shakily] Yeah. 168 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,567 DERRICK: Okay. MAYA: So I'm gonna start now. 169 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,655 Uh... 170 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,831 [grunting] 171 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,839 ‐ What's wrong? 172 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,341 ‐ I finished. 173 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,302 ‐ I didn't cum. ‐ Oh. 174 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,221 DERRICK: Yeah, that's not‐‐ ‐ Yeah? 175 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,222 ‐ That's an important part, right? 176 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,598 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna do it. 177 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,599 DERRICK: Okay. 178 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,982 MAYA: [grunting] 179 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,570 ‐ Ah, ah! Teeth, teeth! 180 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,405 ‐ Ah, sorry. ‐ Yeah, they're‐‐ 181 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,115 They're just kind of, like, dragging. 182 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,242 ‐ Okay. 183 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,999 [grunting] 184 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,919 ‐ Like that? ‐ Mm. 185 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,256 ‐ Like that? [grunting] 186 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,894 [Derrick panting] 187 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,824 ‐ [grunting] 188 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,202 ‐ [panting] 189 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,872 ‐ [grunting] Mm‐hmm. 190 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:15,837 ‐ Mm. [grunting] 191 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,890 Thanks. 192 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,770 Do you want to kiss? 193 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,485 ‐ [muffled] I'm gonna go wash my hands. 194 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,987 DERRICK: Oh. 195 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,613 ‐ But, I'm gonna be‐‐ 196 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,786 ‐ [panting] 197 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,874 MAYA: [grimacing] 198 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,000 ANNA: Maya? 199 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,085 STEVE: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 200 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,253 I'm still‐‐ ‐ Maya? 201 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:05,887 MAYA: Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew. ANNA: Are you okay? 202 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:06,929 Are you okay? MAYA: Yeah. 203 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,930 ‐ Did you just get your first kiss? 204 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,348 Mine was so disgusting. 205 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,517 Like, I got mine with Brendan, you know I hated it. 206 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,687 And now, like, Steve is, like‐‐ We have it perfectly down. 207 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,773 So kissing's just like that. 208 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,943 Maya, are you okay? 209 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,029 ‐ I just gave him a blow job. 210 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,118 ‐ You got your kiss and you got a blow job. 211 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,332 ‐ I didn't do‐‐I just‐‐ 212 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,917 ‐ Oh. ‐ I just, like‐‐ 213 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,087 ‐ Amazing. 214 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,672 ‐ Yeah. Is it? 215 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,633 ANNA: Yeah. 216 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,759 But, what was it like? Did you like it? 217 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,636 Did he like it? ‐ Um, I don't know. 218 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:51,390 I, like, think he did, 'cause he just, like‐‐ 219 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,810 it was, like, weird, and then he, like, came. 220 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,229 ‐ Oh, my God, are you serious? 221 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,313 ‐ Yeah. 222 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,359 ‐ Wow. So cool. 223 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,777 ‐ I know. 224 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,070 ANNA: And you were, like‐‐ 225 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,989 You were, like, "Wow, yeah. You're amazing." 226 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,826 ‐ I don't think I want to do a blow job again, though. 227 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,661 ‐ Oh, yeah. Yeah. 228 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,412 ‐ I probably am not gonna ever. 229 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,705 ‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 230 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,957 'Cause it was, like, gross 231 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,458 'cause of the, like‐‐ like, the‐‐ 232 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,418 ‐ Can we just, like, go home? ANNA: Oh, yeah. 233 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,878 Yeah, we can go home. MAYA: Okay. 234 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,213 ‐ Steve, can you drive us home? ‐ Shh! 235 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,926 ‐ Let's‐‐let's call Shuji. 236 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,761 Let's call Shuji. ‐ Okay. 237 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,804 ‐ Okay. ANNA: Okay. 238 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,972 ‐ Okay! 239 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,306 ‐ Steve? 240 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:37,520 Steve! Steven? 241 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,569 ‐ [sighs] 242 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,992 [sobs] 243 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,246 [sniffles] 244 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,187 ‐ [sniffles] 245 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:24,901 [door slams] 246 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,540 STEVE: Is everything okay? 247 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ Yeah. 248 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,001 MAYA: It's fine. ANNA: Mm‐hmm. 249 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,171 ‐ All right. 250 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,801 MAYA: That's him. ‐ Who's that? 251 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,595 ‐ It's my brother. 252 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,059 Hi, Shuji. 253 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061 SHUJI: I don't want to know what happened. 254 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,854 MAYA: Okay, I'm sorry. 255 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,397 SHUJI: You guys take the bike, okay? 256 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,316 MAYA: Okay. ANNA: Thank you. 257 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,692 ANNA: Um, let's just‐‐yeah. 258 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,194 SHUJI: I got it. ANNA: Okay. 259 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,780 Here, I got you. I got it. 260 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,781 ‐ I love you. 261 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,867 ‐ Love you too. 262 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,787 ‐ Do you have that? ‐ Yeah. 263 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,455 ‐ Go. ‐ Peace. 264 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,126 [mellow music] 265 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:31,133 ♪ ♪ 266 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,953 KATHY: Just do Saturday, 267 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,705 then you can just come and get her. 268 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,499 And then she can sleep in Friday and‐‐ 269 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,001 no. 270 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,586 No! 271 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,172 I'll just leave her stuff out by the front door. 272 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,300 Otherwise, you pick her up Saturday. 273 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,885 Like, let her sleep in, though. 274 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,930 You know, till 2:00. 275 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,099 Hi, hon. ‐ Hey. 276 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,685 KATHY: Or you pick her up from school 277 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,271 and then you get her stuff, and then you go. 278 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,481 Um. Okay. 279 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,567 [laughing] Whatever. 280 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,403 Um, how was Maya's? 281 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,696 You didn't sleep over? 282 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,367 I was just talking to your dad 283 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,746 about you going over to his this weekend. 284 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,498 Anna's home. 285 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,920 Okay. He wants to talk to you. 286 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,426 ‐ Hey, Dad. 287 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,219 ‐ How's it going, goof? 288 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,429 You still mad at us? 289 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:04,644 ‐ Um, I just, like, have some bad news actually, 290 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,896 'cause, um, 291 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:11,567 a golden retriever killed Daddy. 292 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,653 And it's my fault. 293 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,779 KATHY: Don't say it's your fault. 294 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,280 CURTIS: Sweetie, I'm sorry. 295 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,448 What‐‐what happened? 296 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,450 Did the dog steal him? 297 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:24,914 ANNA: Um, I kind of put it on the dog's head. 298 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,540 And that's why it's my fault. 299 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,793 Sorry. CURTIS: Well. 300 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,254 Just, you know, maybe don't do that again. 301 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,548 All right? You gotta learn from it. 302 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,885 But the dog was wrong, too, right? 303 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,305 ‐ Yeah, the dog was wrong too. 304 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,306 Yeah. ‐ [chuckles] 305 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,893 ‐ And also, like... 306 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,603 I love Steve. 307 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,646 ‐ Aw. CURTIS: Really? 308 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,024 ‐ Um, mom. ‐ What? 309 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,484 But I also don't know about him. 310 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,903 ‐ Well, what'd your mom say? 311 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,279 ANNA: Um. ‐ Here. 312 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,490 Put her on speaker phone. 313 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,283 [phone beeps] Kathy? 314 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,451 She loves him. 315 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,370 ‐ I didn't know. She didn't tell me. 316 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,163 ‐ But I don't know 'cause he doesn't, like, 317 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,998 always listen to my feelings, 318 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,043 and I don't know about his best friend. 319 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,921 He just doesn't take me seriously. 320 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,506 ‐ Well, I don't like that. 321 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,341 ANNA: But I also want to marry him. 322 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,718 ‐ [laughs] 323 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,137 ‐ [chuckles] ‐ It's not funny. 324 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,888 ‐ I'm sorry. ANNA: Don't laugh, Dad. 325 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,140 ‐ I'm not laughing. 326 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,391 ANNA: Just fix it. 327 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,518 ‐ Oh, sweetie. 328 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,146 We can't fix everything, you know that. 329 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,605 But we can listen, okay? 330 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,401 ‐ Okay. 331 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616 ANNA: Dad? 332 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,078 What are you doing? ‐ Vacuuming. 333 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,038 Oh, hey, I got the plastic off the oven. 334 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,208 ‐ Proud of you, Dad. 335 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,212 [crickets chirping] 336 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,929 [muffled voices on television] 337 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,191 ‐ [sniffles] 338 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,572 [sobs] 339 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,455 [birds chirping] 340 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,165 MAYA: [giggles] Derrick! 341 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,833 DERRICK: Yeah, my snake's been acting real sweet lately. 342 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,168 ‐ Really? DERRICK: [chuckles] Yeah. 343 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,419 ‐ This is private. DERRICK: She's always taking 344 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,629 her tongue out... ‐ Tell him. 345 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,880 Tell him. DERRICK: And licking me. 346 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,881 I know she's just smelling, but‐‐ 347 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,007 ‐ When are you gonna tell him? 348 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,176 MAYA: Um, wait. DERRICK: Huh? 349 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:46,388 ‐ Okay, it's been 21 minutes of us talking on the phone. 350 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,891 I feel like that's our longest yet, babe. 351 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,018 Derrick: Yeah. Oh, hold up. 352 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,478 I gotta grab‐‐I gotta go grab 353 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,938 the snake something... ‐ Oh, okay‐‐ 354 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,231 DERRICK: Then I gotta tell you something. 355 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,733 ‐ Okay. Okay, what? He's on hold. 356 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,068 ‐ Okay, so you're gonna say, 357 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,736 "If you still want to go out with me, 358 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,071 I can't give you another BJ." 359 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,531 ‐ I want to go out with him. 360 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,407 I just don't want to give him a BJ again. 361 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,409 ‐ And medicine 'cause my doctor prescribed it. 362 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,370 ‐ Shh! Anna, I already told him 363 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,371 that part yesterday. 364 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,873 ‐ Okay! ‐ Okay. 365 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,084 Wait, nah. Open your mouth. 366 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,086 ‐ What? MAYA: Your tooth. 367 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,504 ‐ What? What's wrong with my tooth? 368 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,005 ‐ Oh, my God! 369 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,216 What happened? ‐ No, I just got my braces off! 370 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,844 ‐ It looks crazy. 371 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,054 ‐ [gasps] No! 372 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,055 MAYA: Anna. 373 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,390 ANNA: No, no, no. 374 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:32,184 This is why I got braces! Are you kidding me? 375 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,395 ‐ I mean, honestly, I like you better that way. 376 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:35,813 ‐ With a snaggle? 377 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,648 I'm gonna have to get my braces back on. 378 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,400 DERRICK: You still there? 379 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,860 ‐ Hi, yeah. 380 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,903 DERRICK: Turn on the radio to HOT 106.7. 381 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,072 ‐ What‐‐okay, um. 382 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,490 Anna. Anna! 383 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,702 He just said put the radio on. Put it on‐‐on 106.7. 384 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,786 ‐ Did he get you concert tickets? 385 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:51,912 ‐ I don't know! 386 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,956 ‐ Did he get us concert tickets? 387 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,208 ‐ [mouthing words] 388 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,960 [static crackles] ANNA: Got it. 389 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,253 ["Smooth" by Santana playing] 390 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,046 ‐ Okay, it's on, it's on. 391 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,423 I freaking love this song. 392 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,674 DERRICK: You listening? MAYA: Yeah. 393 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,092 I'm listening. 394 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,176 DERRICK: Good. 395 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,137 Every time you hear this song, 396 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:11,181 think about how I'm breaking up with you. 397 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,143 'Cause that's what I'm doing right now. 398 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,313 CARLOS SANTANA: ♪ Man it's a hot one ♪ 399 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:21,442 ♪ Like seven inches from the midday sun ♪ 400 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:26,405 ♪ Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone ♪ 401 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,618 ♪ But you stay so cool ♪ 402 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:35,122 ♪ And if you said this life ain't good enough ♪ 403 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:39,084 ♪ I would give my world to lift you up ♪ 404 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,712 ♪ I could change my life ♪ 405 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:45,132 ♪ To better suit your mood ♪ 406 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,051 ♪ ♪ 407 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,095 ♪ 'Cause you're so smooth ♪ 408 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,889 ♪ ♪ 409 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:56,101 ♪ And it's just like the ocean under the moon ♪ 410 00:23:56,101 --> 00:24:00,481 ♪ It's the same as the emotion that I get from you ♪ 411 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:04,610 ♪ You the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah ♪ 412 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,154 ♪ Give me your heart, make it real ♪ 413 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,323 ♪ Or else forget about it ♪ 414 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,409 MAYA: ♪ It's just like the ocean under the moon ♪ 415 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:16,705 ♪ And it's the same as the emotion that I get from you ♪ 416 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,916 ♪ You got the kind of loving that... ♪ 417 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,043 ‐ What's wrong with her? MAYA: [mumbles lyrics] 418 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,211 ♪ Give me your heart...♪ ‐ Mai. 419 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,255 ‐ ♪ Make it real or else forget‐‐ ♪ 420 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,257 ‐ What's wrong with you? They want to know. 421 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,386 ‐ Nothing. 422 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,055 It's just my high school boyfriend said, 423 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,641 "Every time you hear this song, I want you to think 424 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,934 "about me breaking up with you 425 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,936 'cause that's what I'm doing right now." 426 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,521 So now, I keep listening to this song 427 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,855 over and over again 428 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,525 and keep thinking about how he broke up with me. 429 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,485 So it's just a cycle of listening to this song 430 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,570 until I can get the him breaking up with me 431 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,406 out of my head, so I just gotta keep listening 432 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,199 to this song till it's done. 433 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,578 ‐ You know what this guy sounds like? 434 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,164 He sounds like a straight‐up... 435 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,250 [as Ace Ventura] Lo‐ser. 436 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,292 Look at me. 437 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,087 [imitating zany sound effects] 438 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,088 Hello there! 439 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,717 ‐ It's, like, not even how you do it. 440 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,177 ‐ Lo...ser! 441 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,805 ‐ [as Ace Ventura] Loser! 442 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,641 SAM: Yeah, you're‐‐she's much better at it than me. 443 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,101 ‐ I'm not. 444 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,603 SAM: So this guy is your boyfriend's best friend? 445 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,399 ‐ Yeah. Why? 446 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,817 GABE: You know the saying, right? 447 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,235 "You are what you eat." 448 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,946 And Steve is eating Derrick's asshole, so to speak. 449 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,491 So if you just‐‐ if you draw the connection‐‐ 450 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,868 ANNA: So you're saying they're both shitty? 451 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,245 ‐ I mean, kind of. 452 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,080 ANNA: Okay, genius, thank you so much. 453 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,374 You don't know him. 454 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,792 Steve isn't Derrick, like‐‐ 455 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,461 ‐ Well, picked real winners. 456 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,255 MAYA: [humming to music] 457 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,674 SAM: Maya. Maya! 458 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,763 Do you want to, like, egg this fucker's house 459 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,014 after school? 460 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,689 ‐ Okay. 461 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,858 ‐ Yeah? MAYA: Yeah. 462 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:12,279 ‐ Okay? ALL: Yeah. 463 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,573 MAYA: Let's do it. Yeah. 464 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,699 [in deep voice] Yeah! 465 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,117 JAFEER: What's up, player? 466 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,660 ANNA: So you're not coming? JAFEER: That was trash. 467 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,913 ANNA: I mean, he only did the most jacked up thing 468 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,539 to my best friend. 469 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,833 Like, he's your friend. 470 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,795 And he's screwing over my friend. 471 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,130 STEVE: I mean, they just don't jive. 472 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,424 She didn't respect his music. 473 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,967 I don't know. ‐ Oh, my God. 474 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:38,138 That is not an excuse. He's a psycho. 475 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,182 ‐ It wasn't cool. ‐ Yeah, it wasn't. 476 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,183 ‐ What else do you want me to say? 477 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,644 ‐ Well, you're‐‐ it wasn't cool. 478 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,687 It was dishonorable what he did. 479 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,773 But it'd be dishonorable for a best friend to‐‐ 480 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,650 ‐ Okay, so you're not coming? 481 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,279 ‐ I'm not gonna egg my best friend's house, Anna. 482 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,993 ‐ Okay, you chose sides. 483 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,453 ‐ "I'm not in this world to live up 484 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,330 "to your expectations, and you're not in this world 485 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,498 to live up to mine." 486 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,166 ‐ Not everything is a saying. 487 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,418 Like, it's kind of a cop out. 488 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:11,588 And you chose sides, and it's not mine, 489 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,966 so I'm not choosing yours. 490 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,562 I don't want to go out with you anymore. 491 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,691 [melancholy music] 492 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:31,942 ‐ Anna... 493 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,156 You've made your choice. I respect it. 494 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:45,163 ♪ ♪ 495 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,505 GABE: And I went to the bathroom 496 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,008 and I was‐‐and as I was walking into the stall, 497 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,342 it was just like a needle. 498 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,261 MAYA: Nah, he's not coming? 499 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,471 ‐ No. 500 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,472 ‐ What happened? 501 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,768 ‐ Um, we just broke up. 502 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,313 ‐ What? 503 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,606 Oh, my God. 504 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,066 Are you okay? GABE: Sorry, Anna. That sucks. 505 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,276 JAFEER: Sorry, that's sucks. 506 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,652 MAYA: What happened? 507 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,031 ‐ Nothing. 508 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,867 Let's go egg this bitch. 509 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:22,868 ‐ Yeah. ANNA: Okay? 510 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:23,952 ‐ Yeah. MAYA: Okay. 511 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,121 ‐ Let's just, like‐‐ MAYA: Do it. 512 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:27,998 ‐ All right. ‐ Let's go! 513 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,082 ‐ Let's go! ‐ All right. 514 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,083 ANNA: Yeah! 515 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,546 MAYA: Okay, stop! 516 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,797 ANNA: Do it. ‐ Okay, okay! 517 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,341 ANNA: Shh! 518 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,675 JAFEER: Come on, come on, come on. 519 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,761 ANNA: Okay. 520 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,888 JAFEER: Wait, what is this? 521 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:43,972 GABE: Ew, oh, my God. ‐ Is this baby squid? 522 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,182 ANNA: Are you kidding me, Maya? 523 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,892 Ew! ‐ It was all my mom had. 524 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,435 GABE: That's what smells. MAYA: What? 525 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,437 GABE: It's stinky! ANNA: But why? 526 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,064 ‐ It's fine. SAM: It's jiggling. 527 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,357 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Don't touch me with that. 528 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,733 ‐ Oh, shit. 529 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984 GABE: Oh, my God, I touched its tentacle. 530 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,320 ‐ Oh, no! No! [laughs] 531 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,488 SAM: Dude, actually this is bad. 532 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,656 Look at all the ink. Dude, do it. 533 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,074 ‐ Ew! ‐ Shut up, 534 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,618 ‐ That's gonna get all over Derrick's window. 535 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,827 ANNA: You do it. MAYA: You do it! 536 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,163 ANNA: You do it. JAFEER: Just throw it! 537 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,289 ‐ Go, go! 538 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,002 MAYA: Oh, my God. 539 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,132 MAYA: Oh! GABE: Yeah, eat squid! 540 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,218 JAFEER: Okay. ANNA: Ew, ew! 541 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:26,306 [upbeat music] 542 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:29,309 [singing in language] 543 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:36,358 ♪ ♪ 544 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,002 MAYA: Run! 545 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,379 ANNA: Stop. SAM: Hey, scatter everyone. 546 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,131 Scatter! Go, go, go! 547 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,216 Oh, shit, my backpack! 548 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,551 Go, go, go! DERRICK'S MOM: Hey! 549 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,635 MAYA: Yeah, wait up! 550 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,095 DERRICK'S MOM: Hey! GABE: Bitch! 551 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:07,681 ANNA: Fuck you! DERRICK'S MOM: Hey! 552 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:08,890 ANNA: Oh, my God. 553 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:14,688 Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh. Can I sit here? 554 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,314 Oh, my God. [Maya screams] 555 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,943 MAYA: Oh, my God! Go, go, go! 556 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,737 [laughing] Oh, my God. SAM: Oh, shit! 557 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,534 MAYA: Shh! Shh! ‐ Is she still there? 558 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,328 MAYA: Fuck you! ‐ Shut up! 559 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,832 Fuck you! MAYA: Shh. 560 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,545 SAM: Bitch. 561 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:42,424 ‐ How long should we wait? ‐ I don't know. 562 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,717 How long should we wait? 563 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,302 ‐ I don't know, that's why I asked you. 564 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,721 ‐ Okay. 565 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,307 Sorry, I'm just thinking about Steve. 566 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,643 He's just, like, not at all who I thought he was. 567 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,978 And, like‐‐ 568 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:58,899 ‐ Dude, you deserve way better than that scrub. 569 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,192 Trust me. [scoffs] 570 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,570 ‐ I don't feel like that right now. 571 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,285 ‐ You have a little bit of grass in your hair. 572 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,663 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Anytime. 573 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,795 ‐ Sometimes Steve did that. He would take‐‐ 574 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,171 ‐ You want to see something cool? 575 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,258 ‐ Yeah. ‐ All right, check this out. 576 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,763 ‐ You have grass on your butt. 577 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:30,931 SHUJI: Ready? 578 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,435 [romantic music] 579 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:38,480 [singers vocalizing] 580 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:45,487 ♪ ♪ 581 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,251 MAYA: Oh, my God. Look at your knees. 582 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,585 SAM: Shit. 583 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,878 My mom's gonna kill me. 584 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,672 MAYA: This looks so stupid. 585 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:09,094 Where did everyone go? SAM: I don't know. 586 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,263 I hope they didn't get caught. 587 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,473 MAYA: Yeah. 588 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,226 How long do you think we should stay back here? 589 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:19,104 ‐ At least, like, 30 minutes or so. 590 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,438 ‐ [laughing] 30 minutes? 591 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,066 SAM: Something like that. MAYA: No. 592 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,401 ‐ I don't know. MAYA: That's too long. 593 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,576 What? 594 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,661 ‐ [chuckles] MAYA: What? 595 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,832 ‐ You know you're pretty, right? 596 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:46,214 ‐ No, I'm not, stupid. Don't say that. 597 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,885 I'm butt ugly. It's fine. 598 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,554 SAM: No, you're not. 599 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,890 You're not butt ugly at all. 600 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,935 ‐ Are you joking? 601 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,897 SAM: Not today. 602 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,402 Can I see your Discman? 603 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,031 ‐ Why? 604 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:14,117 ‐ I don't know. I just want to try something. 605 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,827 ‐ Okay, just be careful with it. 606 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,038 SAM: Okay. Need help? 607 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:24,753 So whenever you hear this song... 608 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,796 ["Smooth' by Santana playing] 609 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,257 I want you to think of this. 610 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,512 If it's okay. 611 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:39,559 ‐ All right. Okay. 612 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,519 It's okay. ‐ It's okay? 613 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,771 MAYA: Yeah. ‐ All right. 614 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:50,362 CARLOS SANTANA: ♪ And if you said this life ain't good enough ♪ 615 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,407 ♪ I would give my world to lift you up ♪ 616 00:33:54,407 --> 00:34:00,121 ♪ I could change my live to better suit your mood ♪ 617 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,791 ♪ ♪ 618 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,293 ♪ Because you're so smooth ♪ 619 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,254 ♪ ♪ 620 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:11,383 ♪ And it's just like the ocean under the moon ♪ 621 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,804 ♪ It's the same as the emotion that I get from you ♪ 622 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:20,100 ♪ You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah ♪ 623 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,519 ♪ Give me your heart, make it real ♪ 624 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,354 ♪ Or else forget about it ♪ 625 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,108 [both laugh] 626 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:46,251 [sentimental music] 627 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,836 MAYA: So cute. 628 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,212 ANNA: Look at my cheeks, they're so fat. 629 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:52,549 MAYA: Look at your face. You're like... 630 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,135 [both chuckle] 631 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:59,014 Oh, no, you're so little. 632 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,141 You were so cute. 633 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,393 ‐ You're so cute. 634 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,020 ‐ Oh, my God, look. There I am. 635 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,480 So stupid. ANNA: Oh, little baby Maya. 636 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,815 [Maya laughs] 637 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,191 Oh, my God. 638 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,402 I wonder what we'll be like in the future. 639 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,904 ‐ I know. 640 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:18,241 All I know is, I want my hair to be, like, super, super long. 641 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,744 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Like, to my ass. 642 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:21,745 ‐ You will. 643 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,705 [both laugh] 644 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,081 MAYA: Yeah. 645 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,458 ANNA: I can't believe it's gonna be, like, 646 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,084 eighth grade, and then high school, and then college. 647 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,253 And, like... [sighs] 648 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,672 ‐ Yeah, it's crazy. 649 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,049 ‐ Do you think that there's ever a time 650 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,592 that we won't be friends? 651 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:41,306 ‐ Nah. Why would you say that? 652 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:45,352 ‐ No, I'm just saying, 'cause things happen, like‐‐ 653 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,853 ‐ Like what things? 654 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:54,903 ‐ Like, what if after college, you get a little bit depressed, 655 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,530 and I'm a little irresponsible, 656 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,866 and we're both just so super dependent 657 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:02,619 on each other, and I can't take it anymore. 658 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,746 And we don't laugh like we used to? 659 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,919 ‐ Or, like, the things that we didn't think 660 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,837 would bother us about each other. 661 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,256 Or our parents. 662 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:18,051 Or the way we see the world starts to eat at us, 663 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:21,888 and we just get, like, really cynical. 664 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,057 And really just, like, wake up one day 665 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,934 and we're not friends. 666 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,113 BOTH: Or... 667 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,156 ‐ We share a dorm... ‐ Mm‐hmm. 668 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:41,408 ‐ After school. ‐ Yes. 669 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,492 ‐ Okay? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 670 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,661 ‐ And I cook you all of your lunches. 671 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:46,204 ‐ Oh, yeah. And I cook breakfast, 672 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,497 dinners, and snacks. MAYA: Yeah. 673 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:48,873 'Cause you're the only one who knows how I like 674 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,375 my onions to be cooked. 675 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,710 ‐ I knew you were gonna say onions. 676 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,169 BOTH: Sautéed. 677 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,840 ‐ Sautéed! That's it. 678 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,717 ‐ I know. ‐ Literally. 679 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,219 And, like, after work, when we're older, 680 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,596 we're probably gonna, like, walk together, like, every day. 681 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,931 ‐ Yeah, and we're gonna have a double wedding. 682 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,391 ‐ Yeah. 683 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,643 And then we'll probably get divorced at the same time. 684 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:09,769 ‐ 'Cause they got in the way of us. 685 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,063 ‐ Yeah, and then we'll probably have kids, 686 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,606 like, a couple years apart, 687 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,858 so that you can help me raise mine. 688 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,651 'Cause I'm gonna have issues with it. 689 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,361 ‐ And we can live on the same property, right? 690 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,821 ‐ Yeah. 691 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,741 And then when you get sick, 692 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,534 I'm gonna take you to the doctor every day 693 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,035 because it's a block away, okay? 694 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,164 I'm gonna take you. 695 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,503 ‐ [sniffles] ‐ I will. 696 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,839 ‐ We're just gonna protect each other from everything. 697 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,300 ‐ You promise? 698 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,218 ‐ And then there are gonna be clouds 699 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,887 that are, like, a little lower in the sky, 700 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,680 like, just around our house. ‐ Yeah. 701 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,515 ‐ And they're gonna be really, really soft 702 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,768 so we can just, like, hang out in them 703 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,352 and do, like, whatever, you know? 704 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,353 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah. 705 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:54,189 ‐ And then, like, I'm gonna, like, 706 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,149 have the angels come down every Friday, 707 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,442 and they're gonna be, like, 708 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,860 "Hey, do you guys, like, want anything?" 709 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,112 And we're gonna be, like, "No." 710 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,572 'Cause we have each other. 711 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:09,579 ♪ ♪ 712 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,500 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God, look! 713 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,959 BOTH: That's when we met. 714 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:21,966 ♪ ♪