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ANNA: Oh, my God.
She's gonna love this.

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[laughing]
You are so funny.

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Okay, shh.
I'm doing it.

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[light, mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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[laughs]

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[phone ringing]

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[bed squeaking softly]

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SHUJI: Maya, pick up the phone!

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MAYA: Okay, I got it!

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SHUJI: It's for you.

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[phone beeps]

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‐ Hello?

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‐ Hey.

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MAYA: Hi.

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‐ Are you super excited
for tonight?

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‐ Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really excited.

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‐ Sleepover part‐ay, girl.

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‐ Oh, I know.
At Maura's.

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‐ Yeah.

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Um, can I ask you,
like, a quick question?

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How much do you love Maura?

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‐ What do you mean?

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‐ Like, on a scale
from one to ten.

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‐ Um...
‐ [snorts]

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‐ [laughs]

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‐ Can I be honest?
I think I‐‐

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uh...I mean...

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[tense music]

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I think I pick...four‐‐

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‐ It's Maura and Anna
on the phone.

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We're just calling‐‐
‐ Oh, my God, you guys!

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‐ We're calling‐‐
[laughs]

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‐ Oh, my God, Maura.
You're on the phone?

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‐ Maya?

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Truth.
Were you gonna say four?

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‐ What?
That's crazy! No.

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I was literally in the middle
of saying...

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"For sure ten."

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Like, I love you ten.
ANNA: See? Obviously.

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I told you
she was gonna say ten.

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She was saying "for sure ten."

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‐ Yeah, obviously,
I love you ten.

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MAURA: I love you
"for sure ten."

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[laughs]

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You guys are not ready
for tonight.

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‐ No, I'm packed already.

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‐ No, like, I mean
it's gonna be off the hook.

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ANNA: Oh.
Okay.

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‐ Love you, besties.
See you soon.

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ANNA: Love you, fool.
‐ Bye. Love you guys.

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MAURA: Love you.
ANNA: Love you.

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[phone beeps]

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[phone beeps]

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SINGER: ♪ I ♪

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♪ I am hiding ♪

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♪ The you I show to you ♪

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♪ Is just a lie ♪

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♪ You take what you want ♪

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♪ You get what you take ♪

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♪ Lie ♪
SINGER: ♪ So high, high, high ♪

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‐ Maya, are you sure you want
to go to this sleepover?

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‐ Yeah, I'm freaking packing,
am I not?

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Do you not see a bag?

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‐ [sighs]

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I don't wanna worry
about picking you up tonight.

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MAYA: You're not gonna have to,
'cause I'm going

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to my other best friend
in the world's house.

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Stop.

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You don't even know
who I am anymore clearly,

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if you're asking.

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‐ I'll be with her,
Mrs. Ishii‐Peters.

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All night.
I'll make sure she's good.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ What?

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‐ Were you gonna say four
on the phone?

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‐ No.

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No, it's just...

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sometimes, you guys,
like, leave me out,

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which is fine, it's just‐‐

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that phone call
was kinda crazy.

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‐ Mai, I'm sorry, but I just
wish you weren't so sensitive.

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‐ Well, I'm actually not
that sensitive, I‐‐

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‐ Just because
we were just playing

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and I thought
you'd think it's funny.

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‐ I actually think
it's the funniest thing
in the world.

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‐ I thought you'd think
it's the funniest thing
in the world.

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‐ I do.
I think it's hilarious.

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‐ [laughing]
You do.

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And Maura said tonight's
gonna be off the chain, so‐‐

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‐ Yeah, I agree.
It's gonna be really fun.

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ANNA: I'm excited.
‐ No, me too.

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‐ Get in the bag.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ [laughs]

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[door creaking sound]

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[mouse clicking]

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SAM: 'Sup, Brandt?

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Wanna hang tonight?

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[computer dings]

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[computer dings]
BRANDT: I'm bizzy.

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SAM: Coo.

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Watchu doin'?

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[computer dings]

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‐ Royal Rumble pay‐per‐view
with my boys!

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Where you at, Dustin, Alex, TJ,
Kyle, and Evan?

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SAM: What's up,
Gabe and Jafeer?

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[computer dings]

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GABE: Just printing pics
of weasels.

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SAM: Wanna come over
watch wrestling?

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JAFEER: You must be done
sucking Brandt's dick.

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SAM: Har, har.

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Match at 7:00.
Mom's getting pizza.

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[computer dings]

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GABE: Sure, bro.
I'll bring a beer.

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SAM: Jafeer?
[computer dings]

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‐ "When the people you love
are gone,

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you are alone."

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Keanu Reeves.

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["Rollercoaster" by B‐Witched]

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SINGER: ♪ Uh,
today's the day ♪

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BECCA: So what are the plans
for the party tonight?

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‐ So, like, obviously,
we're gonna do Truth or Dare,

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'cause you can't,
like, not do Truth or Dare.

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BECCA: Obviously.
MAURA: And whoever's
the most honest

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gets a Beanie Baby.

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[indistinct chatter]

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‐ Oh, hey.
[laughs]

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BOTH: Hey.
‐ Thanks for having me.

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MAURA: Course.
‐ Oh, my God.

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Is that double stuffed crust?

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MAURA: Yeah.

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‐ Amazing.
I'm gonna do it.

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‐ Like,
has it ever been proven?

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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

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‐ Well, it's never been proven,
but, like,

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I've heard all sorts
of stories‐‐

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MAYA: Anna.

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‐ Where's your mom?
‐ What?

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ANNA: Is there more Powerade?

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MAURA: To, like, chant her name
and, like‐‐

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I'm gonna have to read
the instructions again.

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You either, like, spin around‐‐
‐ Guys.

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MAURA: Or, like, you look
in the mirror.

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‐ I haven't seen Maya
in a long time.

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Can't find her anywhere.

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‐ [quietly] Okay.
[Anna gasps]

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SINGER: ♪ We're riding
in a rollercoaster ♪

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MAYA: [moaning]

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‐ [quietly] What the fuck?

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‐ [moaning]

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[crying like a baby]

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[screaming]

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♪ ♪

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[laughing]

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[moaning like Ace Ventura]

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[both laughing]

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‐ [laughing]
It's the‐‐

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it's the rhi‐‐

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it's Ace Ventura
coming out of the rhino's butt.

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‐ Ugh, you guys are so weird
sometimes.

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‐ [chuckles softly] Sorry.

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‐ Sorry.

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‐ Way to be late to my party,
guys.

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SINGER: ♪ Riding in
a rollercoaster ♪

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MAURA: Anyway, I've heard all
sorts of stories...

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MAYA: Just for a second.
MAURA: I'm hosting out here.

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ANNA: [chuckles awkwardly]

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We'll be out.

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Um, is something wrong?

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‐ Are you mad at us?

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Like, you can be honest.
‐ My God, stop.

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You guys are just
really annoying sometimes.

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When you laugh together.
‐ Okay.

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‐ Sorry.
MAYA: Sorry.

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‐ You're right.

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‐ Whatever.
It's more Gina.

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She's so annoying.

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MAYA: Oh.
‐ Oh, Gina.

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‐ She's so annoying.

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‐ I don't even know if she,
like, wants to be here, but‐‐

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‐ No, she'd be crazy
to not wanna be here.

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‐ So, like, you swear then.
You're not mad at us.

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‐ My God, Mai, not at all.

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But, like, ask me one more time
and I'll, like,

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actually be mad at you.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ [laughs]
Come on, guys.

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Number ones?

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‐ Oh, yeah, number ones.
MAURA: [laughs]

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[trickling]

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MAURA: Maya?
ANNA: Maya.

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What's wrong, Mai?

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‐ What?
ANNA: What's wrong?

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MAURA: You good?

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‐ Yeah, I'm fine.

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I just have to go
to the bathroom.

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‐ Okay, do you want me
to stay‐‐or us to stay?

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‐ Mm‐mm.
‐ Yeah, you okay?

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‐ No, no, no, it's okay.

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It's a number two actually,
so‐‐

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‐ [singsong]
Listening.

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[both laugh]
Plunk, plunk.

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‐ Oh, okay.
MAURA: Like, plop.

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[laughs]
‐ Well, it's not gonna plop.

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It's gonna be really smooth
and quiet.

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MAURA: Sure.
‐ Love you.

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Bye.
MAURA: Don't take forever.

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ANNA: Bye.

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[toilet flushes]

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[ominous music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ You guys?

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♪ ♪

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You guys.

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[clock bongs creepily]

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MAURA, BECCA, AND GINA:
Crack an egg on your head,

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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down,

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let the yolk drip down.
[creepy laugh]

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Crack an egg on your head,
let the yolk drip down,

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let the yolk drip down‐‐

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ANNA: [laughs]
GIRLS: Let the yolk drip down.

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Crack an egg on your head,
let the yolk drip down,

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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down.

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Crack an egg on your head,
let the yolk drip down,

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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down.

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‐ Hey.

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BECCA AND GINA: Crack an egg
on your head...

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‐ Hey, Maya.

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‐ Couldn't find you guys.

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‐ What happened?
You fall in the potty?

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[laughter]

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No, I just didn't see
where you went.

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‐ We're here. [laughs]
‐ Yeah.

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Okay, so here's the thing,
you guys.

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No one is going to sleep
tonight.

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BECCA: [gasps]
Ooh.

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GINA: Wait, what?
ANNA: Oh, my God.

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‐ My swim meet's at 8:00,
so there's, like, no way.

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‐ No one cares.
We're staying up.

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‐ Well, I just get really tired
at 10:00, but‐‐

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‐ I'm down.

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MAURA: Yeah!
Hell yeah!

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[both cheering]

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‐ [cheering half‐heartedly]

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‐ JK.
[laughs]

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How are we gonna stay up?
BECCA: [laughs]

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[carbonation hisses]
‐ Drink up, children.

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[laughs]

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BECCA: Ew.
[laughs]

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00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,324
‐ [whispering] Wait, Na,
you're gonna stay up all night?

252
00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,576
‐ Are we staying‐‐I thought
we were staying up all night.

253
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,412
‐ No, I just didn't know
that you wanted to do‐‐no.

254
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,538
‐ Okay.
MAYA: I want to.

255
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,706
‐ Yeah,
that's the only reason I‐‐

256
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,416
‐ I said it.
ANNA: I'm doing it.

257
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,502
MAURA: There we go.
Heck yeah! Come on!

258
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,587
‐ Oh, my God, Anna,
you're gonna be up all night.

259
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,172
BECCA: Yes!
SINGER: ♪ Back to back ♪

260
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,049
MAURA: Yeah!
‐ That's a huge sip.

261
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,884
GINA: Guys.
‐ We're gonna be so hyper.

262
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,302
GINA: You guys. Guys.

263
00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:56,804
SINGERS:
♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪

264
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,305
♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪

265
00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,391
♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪

266
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,143
♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪

267
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,353
[upbeat calypso music]

268
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,980
♪ ♪

269
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,648
SINGER: ♪ One more time now ♪

270
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,275
SINGERS: ♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪

271
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,776
♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪

272
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,695
♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪

273
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,405
♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪

274
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,740
♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪

275
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,913
[clock bongs creepily]

276
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,415
[laughter]
‐ Oh, my gosh.

277
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,667
[pop music playing]
‐ Maya, really, really do it.

278
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,335
Like you're really a stripper.

279
00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:31,714
[laughter]
Oh, my God.

280
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,466
‐ So, like, um...
‐ She's so funny.

281
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,343
‐ Are you Maura's new
best friend, or...

282
00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:38,554
‐ Oh, me and Maya are.
Are you?

283
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,931
‐ Um, no.
My mom makes me come here, so‐‐

284
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,475
‐ Oh.
MAURA: Whoo!

285
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,642
MAYA: [cackles]
‐ [screams]

286
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:44,852
‐ Gross!

287
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,353
Don't mind if I do.

288
00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:47,688
‐ Okay, is that enough time?

289
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,690
I'm done. I did it.
ANNA: Okay, good job.

290
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,234
‐ That was really embarrassing,
you guys.

291
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,736
ANNA: Next.
‐ Okay.

292
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,738
Okay, next.

293
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,657
Okay.
Um...Becca.

294
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,618
Okay, truth or dare?

295
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,827
‐ Truth for sure.

296
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,038
‐ What's a deep dark secret

297
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,623
you've never told anyone?

298
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,916
MAURA: [laughs]

299
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,001
‐ Okay,
I've never told anyone this...

300
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,252
MAYA: Okay.

301
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,589
‐ But Heather cheated on Alex
with her cousin.

302
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,174
[all gasp]
They hooked up.

303
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,051
‐ He so doesn't deserve that.

304
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,928
Her first‐‐her first cousin?
GINA: That's disgusting.

305
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,388
‐ Wait, that's,
like, disgusting, you guys.

306
00:11:21,388 --> 00:11:22,389
That's incest.
‐ Yeah.

307
00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:23,599
‐ That's really bad.

308
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017
‐ But you guys can't tell
anyone this.

309
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,310
Swear. On your life.
‐ No way.

310
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,812
‐ Swear. Swear.
‐ Oh, I swear.

311
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,272
‐ Pinky swear.
‐ Don't tell anyone. Swear?

312
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,607
ALL: Swear.

313
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,942
‐ I'll, like, never forget
this night.

314
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,735
‐ I love you guys.
‐ Love you guys.

315
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,736
ANNA: Love you.

316
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,196
MAURA: I love you too.

317
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,657
[indistinct whispering]

318
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,408
MAYA: Ew, no.
No, that's so gross.

319
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:44,161
‐ No, Anna will make it
really funny.

320
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,747
‐ Wait, what will I make funny?
I wanna do something.

321
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,707
I wanna do something.
I'll do it funny.

322
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,042
‐ Yes, she will!

323
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,878
‐ Okay, I didn't pick it,
so don't get mad at me.

324
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,421
‐ I'm not gonna get mad.

325
00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:55,422
MAYA: Okay.

326
00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:57,341
Anna's dare is...

327
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,968
to go lick the bathroom floor.

328
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,302
‐ Oh, my God.
MAURA: [laughs]

329
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,303
‐ That's disgusting.

330
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,429
‐ [laughs]

331
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:04,098
MAYA: But you have to do it.

332
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,267
‐ No, I'm not doing that.
That's disgusting.

333
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,518
‐ What?
That's not fair.

334
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,311
We all did something
and you're not going to?

335
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,479
‐ Yeah, but mine's worse.

336
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,522
‐ I know,
but it's gonna be funny

337
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,523
if you do it, Na.

338
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,401
Just do it. Do it.
‐ Yeah.

339
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,777
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ There, I did it.

340
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,404
GINA: Oh, that's disgusting.
‐ That doesn't count.

341
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,489
‐ That doesn't count.
‐ Maura, truth.

342
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,740
You haven't done a truth yet.

343
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,160
‐ That's true.
You have not done a truth.

344
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,328
BOTH: Okay.

345
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,080
‐ How far have you gone
with a guy?

346
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,290
‐ [scoffs]

347
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,375
Definitely not as far
as you or Anna.

348
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,877
ANNA: What?
‐ [scoffs]

349
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,253
‐ Okay.

350
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,046
MAURA: Truth, Maya.

351
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,258
What really happened
with Brandt?

352
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,843
Were you really desperate?

353
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,846
[tense music]

354
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,056
♪ ♪

355
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,601
‐ I don't know.
Can I say, Na?

356
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,478
‐ Tell them what...

357
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:53,272
‐ Okay, this stays
in this group.

358
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,899
‐ Yeah.
‐ 'Cause this,
like, can't leave.

359
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,277
MAURA: Yeah.
MAYA: Okay.

360
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,863
Okay, so
what really happened is...

361
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,740
Brandt asked to finger me,

362
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,576
and I was like,
"Can I bring Anna?"

363
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,161
'cause I was scared,

364
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,121
and then we went
into the closet

365
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,165
and he just, like, felt us up.

366
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,791
Just, like, up and down and‐‐

367
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,585
‐ And circles?

368
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,711
‐ Yeah.

369
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,171
‐ Rumors are,
like, so messed up.

370
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,297
MAYA: I know.

371
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965
‐ Someone once said
I have alopecia,

372
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,717
but my hair is, like, so full.

373
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,093
‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.
‐ Rumors are crazy.

374
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,470
You have
the most beautiful hair.

375
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,764
‐ I know! It's so weird.
‐ It's so not true

376
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,265
'cause your hair is so full.
‐ Right?

377
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,850
[all talking at once]

378
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,102
ANNA: I love you.
‐ Okay, but, like, Maya. Maya.

379
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,980
I heard you were, like, totally
obsessed with Brandt though.

380
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,524
And, like, you put hair
in his locker

381
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,360
and, like, he almost
transferred schools

382
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,820
for a second
'cause you scared him so bad.

383
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,988
‐ [laughs]
GINA: Stalker.

384
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,366
‐ That's not true!
That's crazy.

385
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,533
GINA: That's weird.
‐ [laughs]

386
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,618
‐ I don't like him.

387
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,411
I don't like assholes,
you guys.

388
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,121
‐ I mean,
girls do like assholes.

389
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,247
You can just admit it.

390
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,707
‐ No, but Maya doesn't
like assholes.

391
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,085
She‐‐she had a crush
on Sam Zablowski.

392
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,711
He's not an asshole.
‐ What?

393
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,588
BECCA: Zablowski?
‐ You and Sam?

394
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,173
‐ Anna!
I don't like Sam.

395
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,133
I just liked him for, like‐‐
‐ Not now! Not now!

396
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,760
‐ I had a crush on him
for, like, a day

397
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,970
and then I stopped.

398
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,179
BECCA: God.
‐ That's right. You stopped.

399
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,389
‐ Oh, my God,
we should call him.

400
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,682
‐ I don't like him.
Fine, call him.

401
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,266
I don't care.
‐ What's his number then, Maya?

402
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,060
‐ I don't memorize it
'cause I don't like him.

403
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,520
‐ Don't call him
'cause she doesn't like him.

404
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,563
BECCA: Wait, we should.
MAURA: [laughs]

405
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,107
Does anyone know his number?

406
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,400
‐ I want in.
‐ I don't like him
so I don't care. Call.

407
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,567
‐ Who knows his number?
‐ I want in.

408
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,568
‐ Who knows his number?

409
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:23,070
Does anyone know his number?

410
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,822
Becca, Becca?
‐ Anna might. I don't know.

411
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,117
MAURA: Do you know?
‐ Do I know? I don't...

412
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,120
[phone rings]

413
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,871
‐ Hello?

414
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,374
Hi.

415
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,834
It's Becca and Maura.

416
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,127
‐ Maura?

417
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,170
MAURA: Sam...
[snorts]

418
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,507
how much do you like Maya
on a scale of one to ten?

419
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,467
‐ Maya Ishii‐Peters?
BECCA: [laughs] Yeah.

420
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,552
‐ I don't know.
Why?

421
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,803
‐ What?

422
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,471
‐ They're just
prank calling me.

423
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,473
They wanna know
if I like Maya, or...

424
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,975
[Maura and Becca giggling]
‐ Whatever.

425
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,143
MAURA: Peace.

426
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,270
[line clicks, tone]

427
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,314
[epic rock music playing
on TV]

428
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:05,154
♪ ♪

429
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,281
[sighs]
Girls.

430
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,704
[clock bongs creepily]

431
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,253
[ominous tone]

432
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,547
MASK: Secret blood.

433
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:39,313
[toilet flushes]

434
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,023
[laughter]

435
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,733
‐ Come on, you guys, stop.

436
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,443
Let me out.
That's not funny.

437
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,986
‐ Not until you do Bloody Mary.

438
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,405
‐ Stop it, you guys.
Come on.

439
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,574
Let me out.
‐ Do it!

440
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,993
‐ Maya, they'll let you out
when you do Bloody Mary.

441
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,244
MAURA: Yeah.

442
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,081
[creepy music]

443
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,624
MAYA: [groans]
[door knob rattles]

444
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,875
[whining]
You guys, stop!

445
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,876
Let me out!

446
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,878
‐ Do it!
MAYA: It's not funny.

447
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,047
Stop it.
Come on, you guys.

448
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,882
‐ No, do it!
‐ Fine.

449
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary.

450
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,886
Let me out!
‐ We can't hear you.

451
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,387
‐ Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,

452
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,598
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary!

453
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,434
Let me out!
[all screaming]

454
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,103
[laughter]

455
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,396
‐ Was that funny, Maya?
Did you see Bloody Mary?

456
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,397
‐ Yes.

457
00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,816
‐ Are you actually mad, Maya?

458
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,025
It was just a joke.
MAURA: Yeah.

459
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,318
‐ No.
‐ Are you okay? What's wrong?

460
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,528
‐ Anna, I'm good.
Anna, stop.

461
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,113
‐ Oh, no.
‐ No, stop.

462
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,073
I thought it was funny.
It's good.

463
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,660
That was really funny,
you guys.

464
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,869
‐ Are you sure?
MAYA: Yes.

465
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,163
Anna, stop asking me.

466
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,331
I'm fine.

467
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,543
BECCA: [quietly]
What's her problem?

468
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,461
GINA: Honestly, I don't know.

469
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,296
[Anna talking indistinctly]

470
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,714
‐ Are you okay?

471
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,675
‐ Yeah, no.
I said it's really funny.

472
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,676
I liked it.

473
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,053
‐ I'm talking about Anna.

474
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,597
Like, I love her, like,

475
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,849
so much.
‐ Yeah.

476
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,183
MAURA: But she has
the biggest mouth.

477
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,102
I can't believe
she told everyone about Sam.

478
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,146
‐ I mean, honestly, like‐‐
MAURA: Yeah.

479
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,438
‐ I agree.

480
00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,524
Like, physically,
she has a huge mouth.

481
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,401
She can stick anything in it.
‐ What?

482
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,278
‐ Like, even her entire fist.

483
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,445
‐ Has she done that?

484
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,655
‐ Yeah, but shh.

485
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,824
‐ Ask Anna to do that
right now.

486
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:17,870
‐ What?
Did you say my name?

487
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,288
MAURA: Yeah.
‐ Nothing.

488
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,539
‐ Anna, truth.

489
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,332
Can you stick your entire fist
in your mouth?

490
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,126
Maya said you could.
‐ Maya!

491
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,586
‐ In a funny way, though,
I said.

492
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,337
Like, you do it as a joke.

493
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,089
‐ Wait, Anna, actually do it.

494
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,092
BOTH: [chanting]
Do it, do it, do it...

495
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,802
‐ She doesn't have to.
You don't have to.

496
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,430
BOTH: Do it.
BECCA: Do it, do it.

497
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,931
[laughs]
Seriously, that's disgusting.

498
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,225
‐ Oh, my God!
Ew!

499
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,477
[laughs]

500
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,228
‐ Ugh, there's, like, saliva
all over that.

501
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,147
‐ I know.
‐ Oh, my God, you guys.

502
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,608
Gina's already asleep.

503
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,443
[laughter]
‐ She's so tired.

504
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,612
‐ It's so early.
‐ [singsong] Gina!

505
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,906
Gina!
Arise!

506
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,949
‐ Oh, my gosh, you guys,
seriously!

507
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,117
I have to sleep.

508
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,952
‐ It wasn't me.
It was Maura.

509
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,245
‐ [high‐pitched]
Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina.

510
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,331
BOTH: Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina.
‐ Maya, stop!

511
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,624
My meet's in, like, four hours.
‐ Gina!

512
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,000
‐ Wake up for an hour
for my meet.

513
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,376
I'm sorry!
‐ Okay, okay, okay.

514
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,253
Shut up. Shut up.
Everybody shut up.

515
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,130
Listen.
Here's the deal.

516
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,884
Next person who falls asleep
is out.

517
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,302
‐ Not it.
‐ Not it.

518
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,595
‐ Not it!
‐ Not it.

519
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,849
[clock bongs creepily]

520
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,852
MAURA: [giggling]

521
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,732
‐ [groaning softly]

522
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,858
MAURA: [giggles]

523
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,068
‐ Mm.

524
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,498
‐ She's out.

525
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,000
MAURA: [whispering]
Sharpie her.

526
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,752
[both laugh]

527
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,379
Do it.

528
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,382
[laughing quietly]

529
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,639
‐ Shh.

530
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,147
[snorts]

531
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,733
‐ [moaning]
[Gabe sighs]

532
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,946
[sultry jazz music playing
on TV]

533
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,614
‐ What's the farthest
you've gone?

534
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,659
♪ ♪

535
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,286
‐ Haven't found the lucky lady.

536
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,745
You?

537
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,957
‐ Uh, I just got a handy
last summer.

538
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,458
‐ You never told me that.

539
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,961
‐ Burned my dick off.

540
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,046
Lotion, my friend.

541
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,591
‐ Hmm.
Good to know.

542
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,096
[dreamy sweeping music]

543
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:47,644
♪ ♪

544
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,775
[music builds]

545
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,654
♪ ♪

546
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,406
[inhales deeply]

547
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,283
♪ ♪

548
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,994
‐ [laughs softly]

549
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:10,208
♪ ♪

550
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,211
[Anna snoring softly]

551
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,725
‐ [laughs]

552
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,435
[snorts]

553
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,232
[laughs]

554
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,318
‐ What is going‐‐Maya!

555
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,653
‐ [laughs]
Sorry!

556
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,030
‐ What are you doing?
‐ [laughing]

557
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,573
‐ What are you‐‐
my sleeping bag's wet.

558
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,033
What the hell?

559
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,409
‐ Don't be so sensitive.

560
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,994
We're doing it to everyone.

561
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,120
‐ I'm not sensitive.

562
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,747
You're the most sensitive
person here.

563
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,625
‐ Oh, my God.
Sorry.

564
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,210
You were leaving me out
all night.

565
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,629
You left me in a bag.
Maybe that's why I'm sensitive.

566
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,506
‐ That wasn't on purpose.
Oh, my God.

567
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,091
Are you kidding?
‐ Oh, my God.

568
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,759
‐ [whispering] You leave me out
all the time.

569
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,260
And you got my bag wet.

570
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,261
‐ Sorry.

571
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,596
That was Maura's idea,
not mine.

572
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,597
Sorry.
‐ Oh, was it Maura's idea?

573
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,723
MAYA: Yeah!
‐ Where is she?

574
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,058
‐ You literally are obsessed
with her.

575
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,936
‐ Are you kidding? Wow.
‐ Oh, my God, whatever.

576
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,146
ANNA: Oh, my God, Maura.

577
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,314
[both laugh]

578
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,024
‐ She's asleep.

579
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,067
‐ She's out.

580
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,527
‐ [laughing]
She's out.

581
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,153
[both shush]

582
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,699
‐ [whispering]
Maya, shh.

583
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,084
‐ [gasps]
Oh, my God.

584
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,877
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

585
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,295
‐ She sleeps
with her eyes open.

586
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,923
[both laughing]

587
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,299
‐ Ew.

588
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,509
My God.

589
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,844
[both laugh]

590
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,847
ANNA: So weird.
[laughs]

591
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,433
‐ Do you love Maura
more than me?

592
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,600
Be honest.

593
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,185
‐ Maya.

594
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,896
Obviously not.

595
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,356
She's here.

596
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,984
You're here,
but above the heavens.

597
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,611
‐ I mean, for me,
she's below the ground

598
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,071
and you're, like, up here.

599
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,197
‐ That's what I'm saying.
Same.

600
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,532
[both whispering]
Under.
‐ Swear?

601
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,201
‐ Swear.

602
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,578
[both sniffling]

603
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,996
I love you.

604
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,749
‐ Yeah, let's go to bed.
ANNA: In your bag?

605
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,876
‐ Yeah.
[grunts softly]

606
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,836
‐ Are you sure‐‐
are you sure you don't mind?

607
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,254
‐ Yeah, no, I'm good.

608
00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:23,884
[grunts]

609
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,051
Hey, Anna.

610
00:22:25,051 --> 00:22:27,012
‐ Yeah?

611
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,930
‐ The last ones out, aren't we?

612
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,849
[relaxed music]

613
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,601
‐ Yeah.

614
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,060
♪ ♪

615
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,479
Do you want me
to rub your back?

616
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,773
‐ No, it tickles.

617
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,775
Oh, my back, okay, yeah.

618
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,111
♪ ♪

619
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,113
Can you do the long scratches?

620
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:52,120
♪ ♪

621
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,592
‐ [sighs]

622
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,178
♪ ♪

623
00:23:12,098 --> 00:23:13,975
[door creaks]

624
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,894
[door thuds]

625
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,855
[toilet paper holder
clattering]

626
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,690
[toilet paper rustling]

627
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:24,152
[toilet flushes]

628
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,530
[door creaks]

629
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,533
[clock bongs creepily]

630
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,118
[Anna snoring]

631
00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,203
MAURA: You guys!

632
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,246
Wake up!

633
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,664
‐ Oh, my God.

634
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,915
MAURA: Somebody clogged
the toilet

635
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,959
and it's brand‐new
and super expensive.

636
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,043
‐ What?

637
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,628
MAURA: Somebody clogged
the toilet

638
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,296
and it's brand‐new
and super expensive.

639
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,548
Who was it?
ANNA: God.

640
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,466
[groans]

641
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,764
‐ She's right.

642
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:53,849
There's a weird pad in there,

643
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,475
so whoever left it
has their period.

644
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,852
‐ Not it.
‐ Not it.

645
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,353
‐ Not it.
Not it.

646
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,230
‐ Definitely not it.

647
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,231
‐ I bet it's Maya.

648
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,858
‐ [scoffs]
What?

649
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,526
‐ I mean,
you did go in there last.

650
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,610
‐ It wasn't Maya

651
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:06,987
'cause we don't have
our periods yet.

652
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,488
‐ Yeah.
We don't.

653
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,032
‐ I mean, Maya, if it was you,
it's totally fine.

654
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,534
We just need to know
so we can fix it.

655
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,620
‐ Okay, but it's not me
'cause I don't have it,

656
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,205
but what if it was like,
Santa came

657
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,416
and, like, literally bled
on a pad

658
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,293
and, like, put it
in the toilet.

659
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,836
‐ Nah, I'm pretty sure
it was you.

660
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,380
‐ I don't have my period!
Stop.

661
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,549
‐ It obviously was though!
MAYA: Oh, my God.

662
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,217
Maura, you're being crazy
actually.

663
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:31,219
Stop.
‐ You guys,
she wants her privacy.

664
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,679
‐ Guys, stop.

665
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,724
You're being crazy!
Stop!

666
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,268
‐ Uh, Maura?
Your foot's bleeding.

667
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,145
‐ What?

668
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,272
[dramatic beat]
Wait, what?

669
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,648
Oh, my God!
BECCA: Ew!

670
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,776
ALL: Ew!
Ew! Ew!

671
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,779
[all screaming]

672
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,989
‐ Ew!

673
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,033
[all screaming]
ALL: Ew!

674
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,951
‐ Is that what you do
for a pad?

675
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,286
MAURA: That's disgusting!

676
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,288
BECCA: Oh, my God,
what is that?

677
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,748
[all screaming]
‐ Stop.

678
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,207
[all screaming]

679
00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:02,250
‐ Stop!

680
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,336
Okay, you guys are being
really mean!

681
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,712
Stop!

682
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,923
Oh, my God!
Stop it!

683
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,016
‐ What?

684
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,562
‐ My blood.

685
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,356
‐ Fucking knew it.

686
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,652
Why would you lie to Anna?

687
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,320
That's so fucked up.

688
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,488
‐ I'm not.

689
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,156
‐ Come here.

690
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,574
‐ It's gonna be okay, Anna.

691
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,326
MAURA: It's okay.

692
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,328
‐ Anna, I'm sorry.

693
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,038
MAURA: [sniffling]

694
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,750
‐ I didn't‐‐
[sighs]

695
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,293
BECCA: I'm so sorry.

696
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,754
MAURA: That's so fucked up.
We're here for you.

697
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,047
‐ We're your friends.
MAURA: We love you, Anna.

698
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,465
[line ringing]

699
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,384
YUKI: Hello?
‐ Hey, Mom.

700
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,552
YUKI: Maya?
[speaking Japanese]

701
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:56,930
‐ Yeah, I'm sorry for calling
so late.

702
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,182
YUKI: What‐‐what's wrong?

703
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,810
‐ Nothing.
Can you just come pick me up?

704
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,103
[sobbing]
Please?

705
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,729
YUKI: What's going on?

706
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,607
‐ Nothing.
I just wanna come home.

707
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,864
MAYA: Everyone thinks
I'm a liar.

708
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,659
‐ No, you're not a liar.

709
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:21,705
You know, privacy's different
than secret.

710
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:22,872
‐ No, I know,

711
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,041
but Anna asked
and I lied to her

712
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,669
and I feel like...

713
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,713
I don't know,
I, like, clogged Maura's toilet

714
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,715
and everyone thinks
I'm disgusting now.

715
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,967
‐ Oh, you‐‐listen to me, Maya.

716
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,012
Girls or women are like
salad bowls.

717
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,013
You know?

718
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,765
You put everything in one bowl.

719
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,643
Um, like this one here?

720
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,353
This is your...

721
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,313
‐ [laughs]

722
00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:48,982
YUKI: [laughing] What?
It's not funny.

723
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,483
It's‐‐it's beautiful.

724
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,777
MAYA: No, I hate it.
‐ It's a little cute wonder.

725
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,155
And...ooh, who's that?

726
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,197
What's in here?

727
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,366
Ooh, this is Anna.

728
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:01,369
You cherish it and keep it.

729
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:05,081
And you only get to keep
what's most important to you.

730
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,416
Okay?

731
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,752
Because there's not much room
in the salad bowl.

732
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,753
Okay?

733
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,130
[heartfelt music]

734
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,465
What's that?

735
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,759
‐ Taking things off.
YUKI: Ah.

736
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,219
You have a lot of junk
in your bowl, huh?

737
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,472
[both laugh]

738
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,973
Oh, what's that?

739
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,308
‐ Anna.
YUKI: Anna?

740
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,560
Ooh, it's nice.

741
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,853
Okay.

742
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,813
‐ Stop taking it off my head.

743
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,607
YUKI: You wanna keep it there?
‐ Yeah.

744
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,275
YUKI: You wanna keep Anna?
‐ Yeah.

745
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,527
YUKI: Ah, that's good.

746
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:37,113
‐ Even if she hates me.

747
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,365
‐ I'm sure she doesn't.

748
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,204
She will come back.

749
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,497
‐ Okay.

750
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,581
‐ Yeah.

751
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,374
So let's just cherish it.

752
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:50,210
Let's keep it.
Okay?

753
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,961
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Hmm?

754
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,924
You're gonna be okay.

755
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,759
‐ Okay.
‐ All right?

756
00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:01,596
♪ ♪

757
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,807
‐ [sighs]

758
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,808
MAURA: Hmm?

759
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,392
‐ Um, sorry, but I just‐‐

760
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:07,769
can I have $20?

761
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:12,190
'Cause, um, Bernard spent it
all on alcohol again.

762
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:16,152
‐ Again?
What a cunt.

763
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,362
‐ Thanks.

764
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,536
It's kinda weird
that Maya's not here, no?

765
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,747
‐ I mean, like, it'd be weirder
if she was here.

766
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,582
Like, I don't know
how you forgive someone

767
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,000
after lying to you like that.

768
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,961
‐ Yeah.

769
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,214
‐ Maya moved to Arizona.

770
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,967
‐ Mm.
[laughs]

771
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,051
Yeah.

772
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:51,437
Bernard.

773
00:28:51,437 --> 00:28:53,189
[whispering] Bernard.

774
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,732
You just always lie to me.

775
00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,901
‐ [shushing] Don't cry.
Don't cry.

776
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,238
You want milk, baby?

777
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,367
Milk.

778
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,628
‐ [sighs]

779
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,928
[chuckles]

780
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,307
[shady music]

781
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,933
[laughs softly]

782
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:35,565
♪ ♪

783
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,983
[whispering]
Oh, my God.

784
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:41,154
♪ ♪

785
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,989
Oh, my God.

786
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,950
♪ ♪

787
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,161
Tonia.

788
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,538
[door opens]

789
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,173
MAURA: Hey.

790
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,258
‐ Hey. You got your milk?
MAURA: Yeah.

791
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,719
Uh, can I have
my wallet back now?

792
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,722
‐ Oh, yeah. Thanks.
I just borrowed the...

793
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,349
MAURA: Yeah.

794
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,561
‐ Your baby needs you.

795
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,146
[laughs] Shh.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

796
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,606
Mom.

797
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,442
Mom, could you,
like, come up here?

798
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,194
‐ Maura...

799
00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:26,741
You said that she was,
like, a doctor.

800
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,993
But she's in a body spray ad.

801
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,704
‐ Um, can I just
have this back?

802
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,373
‐ Well, I'm just using it.

803
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,041
‐ Anna.
‐ What?

804
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,502
Right? I mean, you lied.
‐ Can I just‐‐

805
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,212
‐ You can just say it.
‐ Can I just‐‐

806
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,381
can I just‐‐
give it back please.

807
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,966
‐ No.
‐ Anna.

808
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,801
It's mine.

809
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,136
Mom!
Mommy?

810
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,221
Anna.

811
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,806
[angrily] Anna, it's mine.
ANNA: No.

812
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,099
MAURA: It's mine!
‐ No.

813
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,976
‐ Give it back.
‐ No, you give it back!

814
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,852
‐ No. Mom!
[grunts]

815
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,396
Hey, it's mine.

816
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,606
ANNA: I'm just gonna‐‐
just let me‐‐
MAURA: Stop.

817
00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,857
ANNA: Stop.
MAURA: Give it back!

818
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:01,150
‐ Maura.
MAURA: It's mine!

819
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,735
Come on! It's mine!
LEANNE: Maura, no.

820
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,821
MAURA: It's mine! Anna!
LEANNE: No, no, no!

821
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,197
MAURA: Anna!
‐ Just go.

822
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,865
[tense music]

823
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,993
Just‐‐
MAURA: No! Mom!

824
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,369
Mom, no!
LEANNE: Shh.

825
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,620
It's okay.
Calm down.

826
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,039
‐ No!
Anna!

827
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,916
Give it‐‐Anna!

828
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:19,127
No, Mom, it's mine!

829
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,461
[sobbing]

830
00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,587
‐ Come on.
‐ Mom, no!

831
00:31:21,587 --> 00:31:23,423
LEANNE: Sweetheart, calm.
MAURA: Mom.

832
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,882
LEANNE: Just calm.

833
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:25,925
Calm.
Just breathe.

834
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,385
MAURA: Anna!

835
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,804
MAYA: That's why I said four
about her, on the phone.

836
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,014
I knew she was not right.

837
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,640
ANNA: You always know
before me.

838
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,933
Like, I'm too trusting.

839
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,309
I'm too trusting.
MAYA: My mom knew too.

840
00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:36,644
ANNA: And Gina.
‐ I know.

841
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,271
ANNA: None of them
are her real friends.

842
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,565
‐ I knew it.
I freaking knew it!

843
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,775
‐ No. Duh.
She's a liar.

844
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:46,237
‐ No, I know, but I am too.

845
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:50,116
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about my period, but...

846
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,326
[sighs]

847
00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:54,579
I guess you don't like me
either right now.

848
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,665
‐ Honestly, it's something
about me.

849
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,209
Like, I just attract liars.

850
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,378
Something that says,
like, you can't trust me.

851
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,630
‐ Anna, it's not always
about you.

852
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:06,549
It's my freaking period!

853
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,593
Like, it was a big deal
and I was like‐‐

854
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,553
I thought it was small
and it would go away,

855
00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,805
but it, like‐‐it didn't.

856
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,682
Just comes once a month.

857
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,893
‐ No, you're right.
That's really intense.

858
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,144
‐ It is.

859
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:21,981
‐ I'm sorry, and I'm really
so happy for you.

860
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,566
My best friend's a woman.

861
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,568
‐ No, I don't wanna be.

862
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:27,695
‐ Why?

863
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,989
‐ I don't know, I guess
I'm just, like, a salad bowl

864
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,032
like every other woman.

865
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,325
‐ Mm.

866
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,576
Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

867
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,660
‐ Yeah.

868
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,454
Like mushy carrots, you know?

869
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,830
‐ Just promise no more secrets.

870
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:38,873
‐ Never.
‐ Okay?

871
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,416
‐ I swear.
BOTH: Swear.

872
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,584
‐ Swear.
‐ Swear.

873
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:45,088
[The Pastels'
"Worlds of Possibility"]

874
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:48,549
Except I did throw away
one of your library books

875
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:50,301
'cause I spilled Sprite on it.

876
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,844
‐ Maya, that could affect
my credit.

877
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,763
‐ I know.
Sorry.

878
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,389
And also,
when you're not around,

879
00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:56,641
I go through
your underwear drawer

880
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,727
and try on every pair
with flowers on them.

881
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,105
‐ Over or under yours?

882
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,398
‐ Under.
‐ [groans]

883
00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:06,150
‐ Also, I drew that goatee
on your face

884
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,820
and there's still a little bit
on there.

885
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,071
‐ You did that?
‐ Yeah.

886
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,448
I also joined wrestling
because of Brandt,

887
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,075
not 'cause I wanted to be
a strong wrestler.

888
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,244
Also when my mom buys potatoes,
I put them in my shirt

889
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,745
and I walk around like this
with boobs.

890
00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:20,289
Also I have a book of crushes
and one of them is your dad.

891
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,874
‐ Ew, Maya!
‐ I just‐‐

892
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,751
Also I sometimes touch myself
down there

893
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,128
in a way that I told you about,

894
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,296
but in a different way,
not for comfort.

895
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,924
I have a secret screen name
where I talk to old men,

896
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,801
and I'm talking to one
right now.

897
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,011
I also shave my mustache
sometimes.

898
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:36,556
Shuji's my half brother.
ANNA: What?

899
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,932
MAYA:
But we're basically full.

900
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,767
That's probably it.

901
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,395
‐ I got a pencil mark
on your bed cover once.

902
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,980
It was about this big,
and I didn't tell you.

903
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,315
‐ Anna!
‐ That has been killing me.

904
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,693
‐ Why would you do that
and not tell me?

905
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,528
‐ I feel so much better.

906
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,865
‐ Ugh, that's, like,
kind of annoying.

907
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,534
SINGER: [vocalizing]

908
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,619
♪ ♪

909
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:03,708
SINGER: ♪ Unbounded by languor
or longitude ♪

910
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,252
♪ Everywhere is the center ♪

911
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,504
♪ Of someone's world ♪

912
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,842
♪ Panorama, getting calmer ♪

913
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,845
♪ Senses warmer ♪

914
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,097
♪ I don't want us to fall ♪

915
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:23,436
♪ ♪