[calming music]
♪ ♪
YUKI: Maya?
Maya.
‐ Hmm.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ How's Anna?
‐ Okay.
YUKI: How is she dealing with her parents?
‐ Okay.
You normally talk more.
What's wrong?
‐ Everyone hates me at school.
♪ ♪
I don't wanna talk about it.
‐ You care always about what the others are thinking.
Who cares what the others think?
Neh?
‐ Okay.
♪ ♪
‐ So we're just‐‐we're waiting.
The court has to decide who's gonna get the house.
[sighs]
Fingers crossed.
Let's hope that, uh, the judge does the right thing.
Is that too much information?
Oh.
You have a lot of heart energy in there.
Anna?
You need to open up.
ANNA: Okay, sorry.
♪ ♪
KATHY: Hey.
How 'bout‐‐
how 'bout we do, um...
a mother‐daughter day?
We get our nails done,
and we go shopping.
‐ Can I please be excused?
‐ Yeah.
♪ ♪
‐ Please put the incense out.
It's weird.
♪ ♪
[students chatting]
[bell rings]
ANNA: Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Wonder what those idiots are talking about.
‐ [laughs]
ANNA: Kinda miss 'em.
MAYA: Yeah.
STUDENT: Due Friday.
‐ Oh, shite. Superlatives.
‐ Oh, my God.
Not now.
[sighs]
‐ Shit, Best Duo?
Connie's tits. [laughter]
‐ Shut up. She's right beside you.
‐ Shut up.
HEATHER: That was, like, the worst joke.
‐ It's just a joke, chill. ‐ What's up, Brandt?
‐ What's up?
BRANDT: What's up, bro?
‐ Dustin, Best Couple?
Me and your mom.
[laughter] ALL: Oh!
‐ For real, though. ‐ 'Scuse you.
‐ Brandt, what about you and BSB for Best Couple?
‐ Shit. HEATHER: Okay, okay.
What about Miss Lackey when she gets her braces off?
‐ Yeah.
For sure. Man, that's fucked up.
ALEX: Biggest gossip.
HEATHER: Oh, definitely Ian. CONNIE: Definitely.
HEATHER: Yes.
BRANDT: Yeah, Connie's mom, bro.
DUSTIN: Oh! CONNIE: Shut up!
Shut up! ‐ Yo, she got a MILF!
[laughter]
‐ She definitely has a MILF. ‐ No, stop.
‐ 'Sup?
‐ Is that your new table?
‐ Nah, that's just‐‐
Brandt was just saying that he's gonna vote
for Connie M.'s tits for Best Duo
and then Ian for Class Gossip.
‐ Why would that go to Ian?
‐ I don't know. They said he was gay, so...
[indistinct chatter]
GABE: So are you, like, resigning
as editorial manager of Weasels?
‐ You guys still doing that?
‐ [scoffs] Damn.
‐ What?
‐ You're kinda different.
DUSTIN: What?
Jafeer, come on.
Don't be so fucking sensitive.
[reflective music]
♪ ♪
‐ [speaking indistinctly]
♪ ♪
ANNA: Ugh, I hate this question.
Like, what is success, you know?
So stupid.
‐ Okay, well, obviously, you and me
for Best Best Friends.
[laughing] Obviously.
‐ Hey, quick question.
I'm struggling here. ‐ Oh, sure.
‐ Would you wanna be put down as "psycho bitch"
or "puss‐nasty"?
[quickly] Big smelly bush say what?
‐ What? ‐ [laughs]
‐ Oh, "big smelly bush"?
How 'bout you get Smallest Dick
Most Likely to Have the Saggiest Balls
In His Dad's Mouth?
Fool.
Bye!
‐ Hey.
‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.
‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Oh, Ring Pops.
‐ Maura. ‐ Hi.
MAURA: Hi!
That's funny, I put that one too.
That one's wrong. That should be Spencer.
‐ Oh, I know. ‐ Yeah.
That's what‐‐ ‐ Maya said Spencer.
‐ I said Spencer earlier. ‐ [laughs]
ANNA: I love your pants.
I love them.
‐ Thanks. They're 7 Jeans.
I hate knockoffs.
‐ I hate knockoffs too. ‐ Me too.
‐ I wish that they had a category for Best Pants.
It's, like, so annoying that they don't. ‐ I know.
‐ I'm gonna write it in.
‐ For who? ‐ For her.
‐ Oh, obviously. ‐ [laughs]
Thanks.
Wanna come over to my house after school?
[refined music]
ANNA: Oh, my God.
MAURA: You should take this one.
It would be perfect on you. ANNA: Oh, yeah.
MAYA: Wait, are these car keys real?
ANNA: This is incredible.
‐ Take what you want. It's all for pretend.
ANNA: Where'd you get that cell phone?
MAYA: Oh, my God. ANNA: Is this real diamonds?
MAURA: I think so.
ANNA: [gasps] I love this.
‐ So, I'm Alison Canning,
and my husband is a banker,
and this is my son Danny.
‐ [laughing] Okay.
And I'm Isabel, and this is my daughter Kate,
and her father's been missing.
‐ Oh, no.
‐ Okay, and I'm Bonnie,
and this is Robert,
and I have to go to Blockbuster
because my other son, Ascrit, is there
and he's just been there alone for hours,
so I gotta pick him up.
‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Now, yeah.
‐ Maya. ‐ I know.
‐ Guys, let's eat lunch at Cazzio's.
BOTH: Okay. ‐ What's Cazzio's?
‐ Uh, it's, like, a restaurant. MAYA: Cazzio's!
‐ Maya and I play pretend too, but not everybody does.
BOTH: Yeah.
MAURA: Hang on. MAYA: Okay.
‐ Mom, turn the AC on. I'm hot.
All right.
ANNA: That's an intercom? MAURA: Yeah.
‐ That's cool. MAURA: Yeah.
‐ You guys. ‐ Hmm?
‐ Um...I'm just having the hardest time with Bernard.
‐ [gasps] No.
MAURA: Aww.
‐ Listen, do you want me to get Wade to talk to him?
Because honestly, like, I need a break from him
'cause he just keeps wanting
to have so much sex all the time.
‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ It's, like, so much, you guys.
‐ It's, like, the same with my husband.
‐ Mine too. ‐ Mine's more, though.
A lot. ‐ Mm.
ANNA: Mm. MAURA: Mm.
MAYA: Mm.
‐ Are you guys hungry?
‐ No, I've got my chicken cacciatore.
[both laugh]
‐ No, I mean, like, in real life.
Like, actually hungry.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
[hip‐hop music]
♪ ♪
‐ I know. [both laugh]
MAYA: It's kinda crazy that we've just met,
like, ten minutes ago
and now we're just in your house
like it's been forever.
‐ So random. MAURA: So random.
ANNA: So random. ‐ [laughs]
‐ Fools. ‐ Yeah, fools.
‐ Fool. Fool.
‐ So who's even in your group of friends?
Like... ‐ Yeah.
‐ I kinda have, like, a lot.
‐ That makes sense. ‐ Like who?
Like, who's in your group?
‐ Well, I have this ultimate, ultimate best friend,
but she's in Arizona,
but, like, she's a doctor.
‐ Shut up!
MAURA: Yeah, and she's, like, our age.
She's, like, the youngest in the country.
‐ You're lying. MAURA: No, I'm not!
‐ How is she a doctor?
ANNA: Is she a genius? ‐ Yeah.
‐ That's, like, crazy. MAURA: Right?
‐ Can I, like, see a picture?
‐ Yeah. ANNA: That is incredible.
MAYA: [laughs]
MAURA: That's her. ‐ Oh...
ANNA: Oh, my God. MAYA: My God.
MAURA: That's Tanya. MAYA: She's so pretty.
‐ I know, right? ANNA: Beautiful.
MAYA: Oh, my God. ‐ She has, like, three mansions too.
MAYA: Wow. ‐ How'd she get those?
LEANNE: Hi, girls.
ANNA: Oh, hey! MAYA: Hi.
‐ Hey. I'm Leanne.
I'm Maura's mom.
‐ Oh, hi. I'm Anna.
‐ Anna. So nice to meet you.
ANNA: Nice to meet you. ‐ I'm Maya.
‐ Hi, Maya. So glad you're here.
Can I get you girls a drink?
I have...
Powerade, ginger ale, Capri Sun‐‐
MAYA: Yes.
Powerade, please?
‐ Of course. How many?
‐ Three. ‐ Maya.
‐ What? ‐ No.
MAYA: It's fine. ‐ Anna?
‐ Okay, yeah. ‐ Come on.
‐ Yes, please. ‐ Did you hear what she said?
‐ Of course. ANNA: Three.
‐ Anna.
‐ [whispering] What?
‐ You just said‐‐ LEANNE: Okay.
MAYA: Yeah. ‐ Okay, sorry.
Here we go. ‐ Thank you.
MAYA: Thank you. ‐ Mom, leave.
‐ I will.
I just wanna see if your friends would like
something to eat.
Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, mozzarella sticks...
‐ Mom.
LEANNE: Or I can make you guys a quesadilla.
Honey, quesadilla.
‐ I don't want a fucking quesadilla, you cunt.
‐ Sweetie, um...
you're being such a bad fairy.
‐ Shwoo!
‐ Okay. Okay!
Um, I will, uh, get out of your way,
but please help yourself to whatever.
I buy in bulk, so...
ANNA: Oh, thank you.
‐ Thank you.
‐ I'm so sorry about that.
She just really misses Tonia.
‐ Oh, no. Who's Tonia?
‐ My best friend.
‐ The doctor. MAURA: Yeah.
‐ That she just showed us.
ANNA: Yes. ‐ From Arizona.
‐ Yes. MAURA: Yeah.
‐ Like... ‐ [laughs]
Doy.
‐ Wait.
Are those jawbreakers?
MAURA: Yeah, fool.
You want some?
[Alexia's "Happy"]
ALEXIA: ♪ Happy ♪
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪
♪ Everybody should be happy ♪
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪
‐ Hey, fool.
MAYA: [laughs] ‐ What you looking at, fool?
[laughter]
[laughing] Oh, my gosh, Maya!
‐ [moaning] ‐ Hey, fools.
[laughs]
ALEXIA: ♪ Everybody should be happy ♪
[shady music]
♪ ♪
‐ Oh, hey.
Do you know who you're gonna vote for
for Best Best Friends?
‐ Um, I don't know.
I haven't thought about it.
‐ Well, me, Maya, and Anna have been best friends
since we were, like, two,
and I think it'd be pretty fucked up
to not vote for what's real.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ You want a Ring Pop?
‐ Um, sure.
MAURA: Just think about it.
♪ ♪
Oh, hey.
Do you know who you're gonna vote for
for Best Best Friends?
♪ ♪
‐ Hi!
MAURA: Hi!
Oh, are you Anna's mom?
Oh, my God, you are so pretty!
Where are you guys going? Can I come?
‐ [gasps] Yes. Please?
‐ Uh, you're very sweet, but not today.
I have the massage table. Car's full.
‐ Oh, that's totally fine.
I can just sit on their laps!
KATHY: No. ‐ Yes, she can sit on our laps.
Please? Oh, my God. ‐ Anna, Anna, no.
‐ Mom! ‐ I'm attached to them.
‐ Yeah. KATHY: No.
Anna, no.
‐ Mom, stop being such a fool.
KATHY: Anna Kone!
BOTH: Ooh. ‐ Who's a fool now, fool?
‐ Yeah, fool. ‐ Fool.
‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: Yeah, you're a fool.
‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: You're a fool.
BOTH: Foo‐fool‐foo‐foo‐fool. ‐ [laughs]
‐ Okay, you guys, can you just stop saying "fool"? MAURA: You're all fools.
‐ Mom, it's just a stupid word, you cunt.
‐ What?
What did you just call me?
Do you even know what that means?
That's the worst thing you can call a woman.
‐ I thought it was a type of fool.
‐ Who's teaching you these words?
‐ I can't remember.
‐ [in English accent] I cunt remember.
‐ [laughs]
MAYA: It's an English accent!
‐ Okay, you know what?
Um, you really need to get out of the car
'cause we're gonna go.
‐ No, no. ‐ Aww, no!
‐ Please? Mm?
‐ I love you guys.
ANNA: Love you. ‐ Love you more!
MAURA: Bye. MAYA: Bye.
‐ Love you. BOTH: Love you.
‐ I miss you already.
‐ I'm gonna miss you. ‐ Miss you.
MAURA: No! ‐ No!
‐ [screams] ‐ No!
MAURA: Love you guys! MAYA: Love you!
MAURA: You're my world!
KATHY: I'm just kinda concerned.
She's been using new words,
and I don't think she really knows
what they mean.
Um, I thought maybe it might be a good time
to do a mother‐daughter shopping day,
and I thought if Maya came, she'd be more open?
‐ We really don't need anything, but...
‐ Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool...
‐ Okay.
ANNA: Maura would hate this store.
‐ Okay, not loaded.
‐ Not loaded.
That is loaded, though.
‐ Not loaded. ‐ Not loaded.
I agree. ‐ We don't like it.
‐ Yeah, I don't like it.
Ew. Anna.
‐ Ew, is that made of hay?
MAYA: [laughing] Ew!
ANNA: Wow. MAYA: Ew.
ANNA: This place.
KATHY: Anna.
Is there anyone you have a crush on at school?
‐ No.
Oh, my God.
‐ What? ‐ This is butt ugly.
‐ [laughing] Oh, no!
‐ Oh, that's nice.
‐ Mom, it's so ugly.
Like...ew.
‐ It's here if you want it.
MAYA: So not loaded.
Stupid. ‐ Not loaded.
‐ So when are we going to meet this Maura girl?
‐ Mom, like, don't ask us that.
‐ It seems you three are really close very fast.
‐ Yeah, that's what happens when they're your best friend.
It's, like, yeah, fast.
That's how best friendships happen.
‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.
‐ [gasps]
‐ Tommy Hilfiger.
‐ Wait. It's fake.
‐ No, I don't think so.
ANNA: This is fake Tommy Hil.
‐ This is real. Look.
It's real.
‐ It's big, though, no?
‐ I don't think so.
I kind of think it's perfect.
‐ That's loaded. ‐ That's loaded.
‐ ♪ That's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪ ‐ That's not loaded, loaded.
♪ That's loaded ♪ ‐ ♪ Loaded ♪
♪ It's loaded ♪ MAYA: ♪ Everybody get down ♪
BOTH: ♪ It's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪
MAYA: I really like how this looks on me.
I wanna get it.
YUKI: Maya. ‐ Mom, stop.
Someone is gonna see my boobs.
YUKI: Ah, it's‐‐it's okay. ‐ Like, knock.
Oh, my God.
YUKI: [speaks Japanese]
‐ I love it.
‐ No, it's not nice. It's a T‐shirt.
It's men's T‐shirt.
‐ Mom, that you wear as a dress.
Wore it as a‐‐ ‐ As a dress?
‐ Yeah, wore it as a‐‐ all the time.
‐ [speaking Japanese] ‐ Okay, fine.
You don't have to like it. ‐ [speaking Japanese]
I'm buying it for you, so no. ‐ Okay, but Mom, I want it.
[whispering] I like it. ‐ No.
Maybe you can give it to Anna because she's taller.
‐ Mom, stop. I don't wanna give it to Anna.
Let me wear it. ‐ I'm not buying it.
‐ Mom, stop. ‐ No, I'm not.
‐ Stop it, stop it. ‐ Maya, stop.
Maya, stop‐‐take it off. MAYA: Mom, please.
‐ Take it off. MAYA: Stop touching it!
‐ Take it off. ‐ Mom, stop it!
‐ It looks so good on you. You should get it.
For Easter.
‐ No, it's just not me.
I don't like it. It's more you.
‐ What's wrong with me?
ANNA: Nothing.
It's just not me.
It's kinda slutty.
‐ What did you say?
YUKI: Anna?
‐ [whispering] Nothing. I'm just saying I don't‐‐
[knocks] YUKI: Anna.
This is for you.
KATHY: Oh, thank you. ANNA: Thank you.
KATHY: What did you just call me?
‐ [whispering] I didn't call you anything.
Can you stop yelling? My best friend is‐‐
‐ Why are you talking to me like that?
Why? ‐ Shh!
Lower your voice.
‐ I'm not yelling.
I'm whispering.
Why are you telling me to be quiet?
Why are you shh‐ing me?
Did you learn that from your dad?
‐ I'd rather be like Dad than like you.
MAYA: Are you ready, Na? ANNA: Coming!
MAYA: I'm trying to look at it.
ANNA: Ready.
[Muzak playing]
♪ ♪
‐ I hate it.
‐ But you look so beautiful, Maya.
You look like your mother.
‐ No, I don't...
...look anything like her.
She's ugly.
KATHY: Don't say that.
That's really not a nice thing to say.
Your mother is a beautiful woman.
‐ Thank you.
‐ And you are very lucky to look like her.
‐ I don't look like her, and I don't like this dress.
I never wanted to wear it, and I want to take it off.
‐ Stop, Maya.
You're being rude.
‐ No, I don't like it. You don't know my taste, Mom.
‐ Stop. Stop.
Maya, stop. ‐ Mom, I don't wanna buy it!
I wanted to buy the other thing. YUKI: Stop it.
Stop acting like a little spoiled bitch.
♪ ♪
‐ Thank you for saying that, Yuki.
‐ Okay. ‐ Anna's doing the same thing.
‐ Oh, my God, Mom. Mature much?
‐ Mom. Are you serious?
You just called your daughter a bitch,
in a store, in front of my friend.
Do you know how embarrassing that is?
‐ I don't care.
You know, you are acting like one.
‐ Well, I hate you, you bitch!
‐ [gasps]
‐ I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
No, stop!
‐ I'm gonna stop... [speaking Japanese] ‐ Mommy, stop it!
‐ [whispering] Mom, look what you're causing.
‐ Oh. Oh, right.
Everything's my fault. ‐ Yeah, it's your fault.
‐ Okay, you need to stop. ‐ Leave me alone!
MAYA: Mom! YUKI: Maya.
‐ Okay, I'm calling 9‐1‐1 and Daddy!
‐ Like, this is what you do to Daddy.
Blame him for everything and then you're just like‐‐
you're such a...
‐ What?
‐ You're‐‐ KATHY: Just say it.
‐ A cunt.
MAYA: Stop, stop, stop!
Stop!
YUKI: [speaking Japanese]
‐ Mom, you're embarrassing me!
You're embarrassing me! ‐ You too, okay?
‐ [sobbing]
‐ I mean, I think it looks stupid
with jeans, but...
ANNA: I think it looks really good.
I don't know why you didn't wear it as a dress,
but it still looks good.
‐ Thanks for getting it for me.
ANNA: Of course.
‐ Are you okay?
ANNA: No. My mom's, like, so pissed.
All night. She's so pissed.
TERRA: Maura.
It's great. Thank you.
[laughs] ANNA: What about you?
Is your mom, like‐‐ did you guys make up?
‐ I mean, no. You saw what my mom did.
Like, that was so crazy.
‐ What did she do?
MAYA: Don't.
[whispering] Tell her. ANNA: I'm not.
It was...
a shopping trip gone bad.
‐ So now you didn't invite me and you don't tell me stuff.
Cool.
‐ I‐‐sorry. I'm sorry.
That's not what I meant.
Maura.
‐ Maura, are you serious?
Are you joking? ‐ Maura, come on!
PRINCIPAL: Teachers,
please don't park in the bus turnaround.
Seems obvious.
But apparently, it's not.
And the results we've all been waiting for‐‐
here are the superlative winners.
[clears throat]
Most Likely to Succeed...
ANNA: Maura. PRINCIPAL: Ashley Stewart.
‐ Maura. ANNA: Maura.
[operatically] ♪ Maura, Maura, Maura ♪
‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur‐Maur ♪
‐ ♪ Maura ♪ ‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur ♪
[laughs] Stop.
PRINCIPAL: Most Athletic Boy goes to Joey Roberts.
Best Couple: Heather Taylor and Alex Nolan.
‐ You guys, they actually just broke up.
‐ [sighs] I can't keep up.
PRINCIPAL: For Class Gossip, Ian Walsh.
And Best Best Friends goes to Anna Kone
and Maya Ishii‐Peters‐‐
MAYA: Oh! PRINCIPAL: And Maura Hall.
Most Musical goes to... ‐ [gasps]
BOTH: Oh, my God! Maura!
‐ Three best friends!
There's the smile. MAYA: There she is.
There's the happy smile.
‐ I knew we were gonna get it.
‐ Wait, how did we get three best friends?
That's crazy. ‐ Dude, people just know.
ANNA: We are. BOTH: Yeah.
‐ Guess we'll have to take pictures.
‐ I mean, you guys!
‐ Bow down, fools.
[laughter] MAYA: Fools.
ANNA: Yeah, fools.
[laughter] Oh, my God.
MAYA: Wait, that's cute. That blue one.
MAURA: Mm, nah. MAYA: Nah.
‐ I'm just gonna say,
if we're gonna match for the superlatives picture,
we don't have a lot of options.
‐ My good stuff's somewhere else, I feel like.
‐ Wait, is this Limited Too?
ANNA: Oh. ‐ That's so loaded.
‐ Maya, I didn't know you have Limited Too.
‐ No, it's‐‐it's The Rave.
BOTH: Oh.
‐ Try to get it. We have arms.
[laughter]
MAYA: Wait. MAURA: Try to get it.
Try to get it. ‐ Okay, I have an arm too.
BOTH: Try to get it.
‐ No, Maya, you don't have an arm.
‐ No, Maya, you don't have arms.
‐ Okay, you guys, stop. You're stretching out my shirt.
Stop. ‐ What else do you have in here?
‐ It's my favorite shirt.
‐ Dude, you have, like, nothing here, Maya.
Like, I swear.
ANNA: Oh, what about this one?
‐ No, fool! ‐ This...
‐ Okay, can I have an arm?
‐ No. You're in the middle.
‐ [sighs]
This isn't funny, you guys. Stop.
This is actually, like, not fun right now.
‐ Chillax, Maya. God.
‐ Maya, chill. MAURA: Stop being so sensitive.
‐ I'm not being sensitive.
I just want an arm.
You guys are being really annoying.
MAURA: Whatever.
‐ Okay, have fun with arms.
MAURA: What is this? Like, a fishing net?
[both laugh]
YUKI: What?
What's wrong?
‐ Mom.
YUKI: What?
‐ What?
‐ Is it Maura?
‐ No.
I love her.
MAYA: Stop!
Stop looking at me!
‐ Are they being nice to you? ‐ Mom, yes!
They're being nice to me! They're my best friends!
You don't know anything!
Why are you freaking like this?
‐ Maya?
‐ [laughs]
‐ Nothing is working in here.
‐ It's faulty!
‐ [sighs] ‐ You okay?
‐ Can you not use my gum, please?
‐ Okay! ‐ Sorry.
I'm trying to save that for my birthday.
‐ Why? It's just gum.
‐ Mom, go. Please.
Go!
‐ Mom, stop. Can you go?
‐ Mom, please, go. It's fine.
‐ Then tell her to clean it up.
MAYA: Okay. YUKI: I don't like it.
‐ Okay, okay, okay! Go.
MAYA: Mom, it's fine. Leave.
ANNA: We'll clean it up. Sorry.
Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
‐ Maya, your mom has, like...
[laughing] A scary accent.
‐ My mom doesn't have an accent.
‐ [laughing] Are you kidding me?
She has, like, the thickest accent
I've ever heard.
‐ No, she doesn't.
ANNA: I just don't think you hear it
because she's your mom.
MAYA: Anna. ‐ But I like it.
‐ You guys, my mom doesn't have an accent.
That's, like, a really mean thing of you to say.
Like, you guys are being really rude.
‐ Dude, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just saying, she has an‐‐
‐ Well, can you please, like, clean up the clothes?
'Cause you're making a really big mess.
‐ Okay, but, I mean, you were doing it too.
‐ Not as much as you, Maura. Like‐‐
ANNA: Guys, don't‐‐ ‐ Yeah, you were.
‐ Don't fight! Please, please.
Just remember, like, we are three best friends.
‐ You're so right, Anna. I'm sorry.
ANNA: Remember that.
‐ You guys are my number ones.
Maya. ANNA: Maya.
‐ Love you fools. ‐ Love you fools.
[laughs]
‐ Love you.
[bell rings]
‐ I had a really weird dream last night about Maura.
I was like‐‐
it felt like I had something stuck in my throat
and I was, like, pulling and pulling and pulling
and it was, like, Maura's hair stuck in my lungs.
Like, it kept coming out.
‐ Ew.
You have an amazing brain.
MAURA: Hi!
BOTH: Hi!
MAURA: Hi, fools. How you doing?
‐ Good. MAURA: [laughs]
Best Best Friends!
‐ Whoo! ‐ Yes!
‐ Yes. ‐ Yes!
‐ I'm really excited. ‐ I'm really excited.
ANNA: I'm really proud. ‐ [hacks]
MAURA: So excited.
So, my mom went ahead and got us a little something.
ANNA: What?
MAYA: [gasps]
Shut up. ‐ [gasps]
I was gonna say, I love your hat.
We were supposed to be matching and you're not matching.
Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God.
You got this? ‐ Is this felt?
MAURA: No, it's Angora. ANNA: Oh, no, I know.
I love Angora.
‐ They look so good on you guys.
Do you like it, Maya?
‐ Yeah, it just doesn't fit.
Can you‐‐
MAURA: It looks really good like that.
MAYA: Oh, okay. ‐ Let's just‐‐yeah.
‐ Thank you. ‐ How?
‐ We need to look good.
We're gonna be looking at this when we're 40.
PHOTOGRAPHER: All right, Best Best Friends?
MAURA: That's us. ‐ Get ready.
‐ Oh, wait. Hang on.
There's something else.
‐ What? ‐ Maura!
You're so nice.
‐ No, no, open it.
Open it. ‐ Oh.
‐ [gasps]
MAURA: They're friendship necklaces.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
‐ It's three and it makes a heart.
I have the middle piece.
‐ Oh, my God. ‐ [gasps]
MAURA: I know! ‐ Incredible.
MAYA: It says "best friends forever."
‐ Yeah. Put it on.
It'll look really good for the picture.
[laughs]
ANNA: I like them together. MAYA: Yeah, I like it.
‐ Actually, that might be kinda weird.
With two.
‐ Oh, right. Sorry.
Yeah, stupid. MAURA: Yeah.
Just the one. ANNA: Oh, yeah.
Okay, JK.
Just put it safely there.
‐ Kay. [laughs]
Let's go.
[Vitamin C's "Smile"]
♪ ♪
Oh, uh, Maya, I might wanna go in the middle
'cause, like, I have the middle piece.
‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Well, I‐‐okay. ‐ Okay.
First pose! ‐ Oh.
‐ Okay. Hold on.
‐ Charlie's Angels!
‐ Okay, wait. ‐ Oh, wait.
‐ Look hot, guys.
SINGER: ♪ The way that you want it to ♪
‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Necklaces!
‐ Okay. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Kay. ‐ Oh, my God.
Okay. ‐ Won't fit without mine!
Best friends forever!
SINGER: ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
♪ Make the world a better place ♪
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
♪ Whatcha gonna do, say, whatcha gonna do ♪
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
KATHY: I'm telling you, a new Anna.
[line beeps] Like she's possessed.
‐ Hold on. Call waiting.
[line beeps] [clicks]
Hello?
KATHY: Still Kathy.
‐ Oh.
[clicks]
Hello? Yuki.
LEANNE: Hey, it's Leanne.
Just wanna say thanks for being so good to Maura.
‐ Oh, Maura's mom.
I'm just talking with Anna's mom, Kathy.
Maybe let's all talk.
Uh, hold on.
I'll get‐‐
Let's see. [clicks]
Kathy? LEANNE: No.
It's just Leanne. ‐ Oh, shit.
[clicks] [line beeping]
[sighs]
SINGER: ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
♪ Love it when you smile ♪
♪ You look beautiful like that ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
♪ Your dimples are so cute ♪ [laughs]
♪ ♪
♪ I love the happiness and... smile ♪