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ANNA: Last time on "Pen15"...

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MAYA: Oh, my God,
Na, seventh grade!

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It's gonna be so amazing.

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‐ It's gonna be
really, really good.

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‐ It's gonna be like
the best year of our lives.

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‐ Maya, what the fuck
did you do to your hair?

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‐ UGIS!
‐ UGIS!

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‐ Wait, what?
‐ It means ugliest girl
in school.

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ANNA: Here comes Brandt.
MAYA: He's so cute.

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‐
Is Alex looking at me?

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MAYA: No.
‐ He'll probably
look at me later.

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‐ I'm, uh, I'm Brendan.
I burned this for you.

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ANNA: I guess he, like,
loves me or whatever.

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‐
You have a boyfriend!

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ANNA: He put his lips,
like,

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all the way around mine
and sucked.

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‐ Well, at least you've,
like, had your first kiss.

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‐ But I wish that I hadn't.

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MAYA: I feel, like, older.
ANNA: I know, me too.

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MAYA:  I don't
wanna do seventh grade.

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ANNA: I'm not doing
seventh grade by myself.

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‐ I don't know
how to say this.

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Your dad and I,
we're getting a divorce.

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ANNA: Everything's
just different,

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and I just have
to break up with him.

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‐ Welcome.

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MAYA: Oh, my God,
some random guy just
IM'd me again.

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Flymiamibro22.

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Hey, hottie.
What u look like.

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I'm about to meet him
after school.

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‐ You haven't met him
in person yet?

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MAYA: Well, no,
we've talked on AIM.

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JAFEER: He's probably
some warty old dude

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and lives with his mother.

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‐ It's me.

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I'm Flymiamibro22.

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‐ Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
SAM: Maya!

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‐ Alex, will you dance
with me?

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‐ No.

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‐ What did you just
say to Alex?

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GIRL: That's so messed up.

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She took you
under her wing.

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BRANDT: Nice moves, UGIS.

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Want me to finger you?

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ You have both
really hard nips.

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I love you.

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‐ And I love you too.

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‐ Don't tell anyone.
‐ Yeah.

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MAYA: Okay, and I'm adding
for you 2,000 kids.

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ANNA:  Oh, my God.

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Maya, you're copying me.
MAYA:  I'm doing it.

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Okay, tell me when to stop.

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ANNA: Stop.

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‐ Okay.
12.

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1, 2, 3, 4,

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5, 6, 7, 8...

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Okay, you're not with Brendan.

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‐ Ugh. Oh, my God,
I don't want to be mean,

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but he's like obsessed
with me, so...
MAYA: He's literally

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obsessed with you.
‐  I know.

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‐ Okay, wait, okay, okay.

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So you live in a mansion,
which is amazing.

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‐ Yes!
‐ Ooh! A BMW 8 Series!

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You have four kids.

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You were literally one away
from getting Alex,

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which is crazy.

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‐ I just feel like I want him

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a little bit less right now

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'cause he dissed me
at the dance or whatever, so...

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MAYA: Such an asshole.

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Should we even, like,
go to Spencer's pool party?

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Like, who's even
gonna be there?

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Just gonna be Sam...
ANNA: Ugh.

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‐ Gabe, Jafeer...I just‐‐
ANNA: Yeah.

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Maybe we just stop in.

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‐ Yeah, like for
literally a second.

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Let's just, like, say hi,
be seen, and then like,

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"Bye‐bye,
we got places to go."

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‐ Just "bye‐bye."
MAYA: I don't know,
like, no offense,

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but I think
we're too good for it.

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Like, we're too good for it.

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Mom, straight.
‐ Yeah, straight.

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‐ Straight!
‐ It's straight.

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KATHY: Okay, one, two,
three...

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‐
Ohh...

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ANNA: I just think
the real thing
is that we've changed.

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MAYA: Yeah, it's so weird.
ANNA: Yeah.

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MAYA: Yeah! Like,
after this weekend,

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I think we are
on another level.

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‐ Okay, my other ear.
‐ Okay.

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ANNA: Yeah, I'm just keeping
my‐‐my options open.

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MAYA: You should
keep your options open.

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You're literally the hottest
I've ever seen you.
ANNA:  What?

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MAYA: Anna, I swear!
ANNA: Yeah.

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MAYA: You're at your hottest.
‐ Yeah.

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MAYA: We, like, had Brandt J.

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freaking like touch us up
at the same time.

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Like, it's crazy.
‐ That's true.

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‐ Aah!

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It burns, it burns!

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Wait, you haven't told
anyone, though, right?

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'Cause Brandt said not to.

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‐ Oh, my God,
I swear to God, no.

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‐ Wash it off now!

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ANNA: Okay, so you have
a limo made of diamonds.

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MAYA: Oh, my God, yes.
‐ And 2,000 babies.

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‐ Wait‐‐what?
No!

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2,000?

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That's crazy!
‐ You almost got Sam.
I just crossed out Sam.

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‐ Oh, thank God.
He's a psycho.

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ANNA: Oh...my...God.

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‐ Stop!
Who?

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‐ You got Brandt.

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‐ No, I didn't!
No, I didn't!
Are you kidding?

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Wait, are you kidding?
‐ No, you got Brandt.

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‐ Aaah! I knew it!
ANNA:  Okay.

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But you live in a shack
with 2,000 babies.

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Do you wanna sign
for this life?
‐ Okay, I mean,

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that's tough
because it's 2,000 babies
in a shack...

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‐ Right.
MAYA: But, like, it just
means I get to kiss him

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2,000 times so, yeah,
I sign for this life.

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‐ Oh, you slut bag!

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‐ Anna, shut up.
I'm gonna go, okay?

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'Cause I wanna get ready.
ANNA: All right, love you.

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MAYA: Okay, love you.
‐ Bye, bitch.

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MAYA: Bye!

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THREE 6 MAFIA:
♪ Slob on my knob ♪

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♪ Like corn on the cob ♪

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♪ Juicy is my name ♪

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♪ Sex is my game ♪

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‐ ♪ Let's call the boys ♪

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BOTH: ♪ Let's run a train ♪

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♪ Squeeze on my nuts,
lick on my butt ♪

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‐ ♪ The natural curly hair ♪
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‐ ♪ Please don't touch ♪

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‐ What's up, Brandt?

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Wait.

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Stop.
You...

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you've been thinking
about me?

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I've‐‐I've been thinking
about you too.

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Yeah.

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Sam, wait.
Literally back off!

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Like, I'm in the middle
of something.

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Sorry.

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♪ ♪

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That was really good.

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Okay, now your turn.

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Mm‐hmm.

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Okay, now you both kiss.

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WILL: ♪ Whoo, uh, uh ♪

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♪ Uh, uh ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Haha, haha ♪

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♪ On your mark, ready,
set, let's go ♪

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♪ Dance floor pro,
I know you know I go psycho ♪

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♪ When my new joint hit ♪

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♪ Just can't sit,
gotta get jiggy wit it ♪

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♪ Ooh, that's it ♪
MAYA: Let's go.

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‐ Maya, the door!

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MAYA: Mom, get it.

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‐ Hi, girls.
BOTH: Hi!

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‐ They're all out back.

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Hey, and no walking in the
house with wet suits on, okay?

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BOTH: Kay.
‐ All right,
go have a good time.

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BOTH: Thanks.
ISAAC: Yo, Mom.

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Where's my hat?
ANNA: Do you have
the cigarettes?

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MAYA: No. Damn it!

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WILL: ♪ Make it feel
like foreplay ♪

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♪ Yo, my cardio is infinite ♪

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SPENCER:
Hey, what's up?
What are you guys doing?

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‐ No, okay, don't‐‐
don't flick too hard, just‐‐

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‐ The thing is, if I don't
flick too hard, then‐‐

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‐ Okay‐‐
‐ It's not making any noise.

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‐ Okay, so just find
the drum of your cheek

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and just...

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Just flick casually.
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SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪

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WILL: ♪ What? You want to ball
with the kid? ♪

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♪ Watch your step,
you might fall ♪

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♪ Trying to do what I did,
mama, uh, mama, uh,
come closer ♪

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‐ So what I'm saying is,
weasels can technically kill
prey bigger than them.

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Including rabbits
and squirrels.

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‐ No, it's only a certain
species of weasels, though,
idiot.

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‐ But it says here‐‐
‐ Don't look up.
Don't look up.

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Maya just got here.

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WILL: ♪ For the flavor
of a crowd‐pleaser ♪

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KIMBERLY: Now, what did
I tell you?
No wet suits inside.

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Now turn around and skedaddle.

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WILL: ♪ Ride in my whips ♪

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♪ South to the West
to the East to the North ♪

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♪ Bought my hits and watch them
go off, a go off ♪

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♪ In the winter or the ♪
SINGERS: ♪ Summertime ♪

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WILL: ♪ I makes it hot,
gettin' jiggy wit 'em ♪

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SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na ♪

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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

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WILL: ♪ Gettin' jiggy wit it ♪
SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

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MAYA: I'm gonna
literally kill him‐‐

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ANNA: Oh, sorry.
WILL: ♪ Getting jiggy wit it ♪

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SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na ♪

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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

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‐ Oh, my God, it's freezing.
‐ Do I look okay?

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‐ Yeah.
You look so hot.

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How 'bout me?
Does my bleach look okay?

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‐ You look like a frickin'
hairless model.
‐ Okay.

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MAYA: Oh...my God.

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Na, Brendan
is staring at you.

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Literally staring.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
I feel smothered by him.

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MAYA: I know.
ANNA: Like, we are not a thing.

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‐ Move on.

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‐ There are, like,
no prospects here.
‐ No, I know.

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Maybe we should just like stay
five minutes and then leave.

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‐ That's all I thought
we were doing here.

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‐ Okay, yeah.
Five minutes.
Just five minutes.

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There's nobody here
that I wanna see.

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‐ Yeah, for sure.

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ANNA: Do you want me to go
say something to him?

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‐ Who?
‐ Sam.

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Oh, my God.

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He keeps looking at you.
‐ No, he isn't. Stop.

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ANNA: I'm gonna go
say something to him.

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He needs to know...
‐ No.

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‐ That you cannot be
someone else on AIM.
It's...illegal.

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‐ Okay, fine, like
I don't want any drama,

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but just like say
something to him and, like,

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make it seem like
I don't care, 'cause I don't.

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‐ Oh, I know you don't care.

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‐ I don't care.
‐  I know.

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‐ So then just like
don't make any drama.

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Just, like, do it.
Whatever.
‐ Okay.

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‐ I think I should also
just go to Brendan, then.

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It's time to move on.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Like, honestly, it's time.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Like, I'm‐‐I'm ready.

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‐ Maya, no drama.
‐ Okay, no drama.

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Sss...

237
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ANNA: Hey.

238
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,426
What's up?

239
00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,010
‐ What's up?

240
00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,139
‐ Um, I just wanted to have
a mature conversation with you,

241
00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,016
if you're all about it,
just address the

242
00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,519
elephants in the basement.

243
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,354
‐ Sure.

244
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,522
ANNA: Um...

245
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,982
I just think
it's really messed up

246
00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,984
that you pretended to be
somebody else on AIM.

247
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,320
Like...who does that?

248
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,073
And we just think
you're a tool.

249
00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:56,202
So...
just super weird because
you used to be our best friend.

250
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,456
‐ Well, there's two sides
to every story.

251
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,999
‐ Oh, yeah?

252
00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,126
SAM: Yeah.
‐ So you're not
gonna apologize.

253
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,961
Are you seriously
not gonna apologize?

254
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,546
‐ Maybe I already did
apologize.

255
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,591
But she didn't
tell you that, though, right?

256
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,802
‐ Okay, maybe she did.
Maybe she did not.

257
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,846
All I know is that
she's my best friend

258
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,931
on God's green frickin' earth,

259
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,476
and I love her,
and she would never lie to me.

260
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,560
Ever.

261
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,315
‐ Well, we're kinda in
the middle of something here.

262
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,275
‐ Okay, what are you
in the middle of?
I'm sorry.

263
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,152
‐ Oh, it's‐‐it's weasels.

264
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,488
See, I made
this whole magazine.

265
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,157
JAFEER: Yeah.
GABE: See, uh, this is
one that I drew.

266
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,117
See, it's got buck teeth
and it's got‐‐

267
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,744
‐ You guys have to grow up.

268
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,288
Like, do you think that this is
gonna fly in eighth grade?

269
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,457
You have to be more mature.

270
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,418
Okay?

271
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,800
♪ ♪

272
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,176
‐ Sup?

273
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,553
‐ Hi.
‐ Um...

274
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,640
basically, I'm here to tell you
that Anna's over you.

275
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,184
And she's just, like, done,
and she doesn't want
anything to do with you,

276
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,062
and you just gotta move on,
and I'm sorry.

277
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,231
‐ That's‐‐that's fine.

278
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,900
I'm dating Marissa H.

279
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,485
‐ Okay.
Cool.

280
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,821
So, what, you're like...
wait!

281
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,323
That's Icebox.
You're dating Icebox?

282
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,784
‐
She prefers Marissa H.

283
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,079
And just so you know,
she did not masturbate
with ice.

284
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,914
‐ Yeah, right.
BRENDAN: In fourth grade,

285
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,959
she was dared to put
an ice cube in her underwear.

286
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,045
That rumor's
very heavily exaggerated.

287
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,881
‐ Whatever.
I've‐‐we can have different
opinions on what happened,

288
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,383
but, like, basically,
all you need to know

289
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,678
is you need to just, like,
end it with Anna.

290
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,263
‐ What?

291
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,931
‐
It's a good chat.

292
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,851
Sorry I...hurt your feelings.

293
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,604
Brendan's totally over you.

294
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,439
Completely.
‐

295
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,693
‐ He is, he's dating
Icebox now, I guess.

296
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,820
‐ What?

297
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,572
I didn't know that.
‐ Yeah.

298
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,199
‐ I didn't even know he was
into girls like that, so...

299
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,243
‐ But, like, she's a slut bag.

300
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,162
‐ Yeah, at least
I'm not like that.

301
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,330
‐ Anyway, it doesn't matter.

302
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,748
‐ Yeah, I don't care.
MAYA: It doesn't matter.

303
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,542
It doesn't matter.
It's Icebox.
‐ I don't care!

304
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,919
‐ Like..."I put ice
in my vagina!"

305
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089
‐ Wow.
‐ And she's a slut.

306
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,258
You have, like,
so many better options,
and it doesn't matter.

307
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,886
‐ Yeah, I do, I have a lot.
‐ You have so many options.

308
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,137
‐ So let's just leave.

309
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,972
‐ Yeah, let's go.
‐ Right?

310
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,932
‐ Let's go.
This place sucks.

311
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,392
‐ Blows.

312
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,019
‐ No‐‐stop, stop!

313
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,896
ANNA: Is that Brandt?
MAYA: No, no, no, no.

314
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,565
MAYA: Stop, stop, stop‐‐
ANNA:

315
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,610
BRANDT: Want me to finger you?
MAYA: Yeah.

316
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,987
BRANDT: You have both
really hard nips.

317
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,364
I love you.
MAYA: And I love you too.

318
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,866
Stop, stop, stop.

319
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,703
‐ Oh, my God, stop, stop!
‐ Stop, stop, Anna, stop it!

320
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,371
‐
Brandt‐‐

321
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,582
‐ Stop!

322
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,630
ANNA: Go talk to him.
MAYA: No, you talk to him.

323
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,839
ANNA: Do you think
he's here for you?
‐ No!

324
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,009
‐ Go!
‐ Yes, I don't know!
Maybe.

325
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,844
ANNA: He is here for you.
MAYA: Okay, it's like, okay.

326
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,931
ANNA: Go now.
MAYA: Okay‐‐I don't know.
Okay, yeah.

327
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,350
BRANDT: Hey, what's up, man?
‐ What's up?

328
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,685
‐ He's here for Isaac.
‐ He's here for .

329
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,103
ANNA:
He's here for Isaac.

330
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,857
‐ He doesn't know you're here.
Ow.

331
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,776
Go.
MAYA: Oh, my God, okay.

332
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236
‐ You're gonna get
your first frickin' kiss‐‐go.

333
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,029
‐ Okay, all right.
This is happening.

334
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,614
Let's just frickin' go.

335
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,199
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

336
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,159
Absolutely no coming
in the house while you're wet.

337
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,369
I told you guys that.

338
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,037
‐ We're not wet.
‐ Yes, you are.

339
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,497
I can still see a little
bit of water on you.

340
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,040
So dry off, okay?

341
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,250
‐ Sorry.
‐ We'll take care of it.

342
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,584
‐ There's a towel.

343
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,086
MAYA: Sorry!
‐ Thank you.

344
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,629
KIMBERLY: Thanks, girls.

345
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,382
‐ Sneak in, sneak in.
Come, come‐‐

346
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,549
‐ Nope.

347
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,510
Still too wet.

348
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,263
MAYA: Ow.

349
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,515
My God, she just like
.

350
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,399
Am I dry yet?
BRANDT: Cannonball!

351
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,695
‐ Cannonball!

352
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:11,666
♪ ♪

353
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,219
‐ Sup?

354
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,686
It's kinda funny
you're here right now.

355
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,064
‐ How?

356
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,525
‐ It's so lame here!

357
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,153
‐ It's my friend's party,
so...

358
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,530
it's kinda cool, actually.

359
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,741
‐ Yeah, it is pretty cool.

360
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,202
Haven't, like...

361
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,871
seen you since the dance

362
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,831
or like talked to you,
it seems like.

363
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,792
‐ We haven't, so...
that's probably why.

364
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,752
MAYA: Yeah.

365
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,879
Have you, um...

366
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,631
have you thought about
what happened on Friday?

367
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,051
‐ I don't‐‐what are you
talking about?

368
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,802
‐

369
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,889
You're being so funny
right now.

370
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,017
You know, like...

371
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,435
Brandt!

372
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,020
‐ The fuck.
MAYA:

373
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,396
Sorry.
BRANDT: Jesus.

374
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,732
‐ Like when me, you, and‐‐

375
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,942
Anna, like, went

376
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,028
into the closet

377
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,448
and you, like, up and down,
in circles...

378
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,829
♪ ♪

379
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,958
Remember how hard‐nipped
I got‐‐

380
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,169
BRANDT: Nope.
That didn't happen.

381
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,504
‐ What‐‐

382
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,339
what do you mean,
it didn't happen?

383
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,758
That‐‐Brandt.

384
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,176
Are you f‐‐

385
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,146
‐ I'm so sorry.

386
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,774
What's goin' on?

387
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,276
‐ He said it didn't happen.

388
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,695
‐ What didn't happen?

389
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,572
‐ Like I was just trying
to talk to Brandt

390
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,990
about how we did second base...
‐ Yeah.

391
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,159
‐ And he, like, didn't know
what I was talking about.

392
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,203
‐  What?

393
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,413
‐ Like, he said
it didn't happen.

394
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,583
‐ That's a lie.
‐ I know, right?

395
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,169
Like, we did it.
‐ Yeah, he was freaking there.

396
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,463
That little freaking asshole.
‐ I mean, we did it, like,
we put the hands up and down

397
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,423
and we did the circle motions,
everything.
‐ All around.

398
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,050
‐ And like one hand
on your boob...
‐ It was.

399
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,677
‐ And one hand on my boob,
and he, like, didn't know

400
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,512
what I was talking about.
‐ And then there were
the circles.

401
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,432
Well, it happened.
Why would he lie about that?

402
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,351
‐ I don't know.

403
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,604
Do you think it's 'cause
he thinks I'm ugly
or something?

404
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,231
‐ No.

405
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,816
‐ Be honest.

406
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,317
‐ No!

407
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,654
If he does, he's a psychopath.

408
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,325
It happened, and I think
I know who saw.

409
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,495
Hey, Brendan.

410
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,623
Um, I just wanted
to touch base with you.

411
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,250
I know that...

412
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,043
little rude to you earlier.

413
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,546
And she can just be that way
sometimes.

414
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,756
But I heard that you're

415
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,593
going out with someone new,
and that's fine.

416
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,469
It doesn't change
what we had

417
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,013
or what we went through
together.

418
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,056
What?
‐ Say it.

419
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,766
‐ Um...

420
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,686
also, like, you know
how when, at the dance,

421
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,355
like when Brandt just
pulled us away from you?

422
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,817
We were‐‐we were, like,
grinding and then he was
like, "No! You come here."

423
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,819
Do you remember that?

424
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,487
'Cause he's saying
that that didn't happen.
I'm like, "It did."

425
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,948
It did, right, it did?

426
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,409
‐ I don't wanna get involved
with the drama, Anna.

427
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,370
I‐I've moved on.
I suggest you do too.

428
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,165
‐ Oh, yeah.
No, I know‐‐

429
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,877
To Marissa H.
I haven't heard one
bad thing about her, so...

430
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,254
‐ Me and her have a really
good rhythm with our kissing.

431
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,341
Peace.

432
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,134
ANNA: Peace.

433
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,928
BRENDAN: Good‐bye.

434
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,014
‐ So somebody saw.
‐ No‐‐

435
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,058
‐ Someone here has seen,
so we need to go up
to people,

436
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,851
and we have to get proof.

437
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,895
‐ No, but Brandt said in
the closet not to tell anyone.

438
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,521
He's gonna get mad.
Please don't.

439
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,524
‐ Maya, who cares?

440
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,693
‐ Okay.
Okay, fine, okay.

441
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,612
We're gonna go up to people.
We're gonna get proof.

442
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,572
We're just not gonna
let them know everything
that happened.

443
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,616
We're not gonna
give it all away.

444
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,660
Me and Anna and Brandt
went into a closet.

445
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,204
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened, okay?

446
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,580
‐ I'll say a word,
and you tell me

447
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,833
the first thing that
comes to your mind‐‐loset.

448
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,543
Deposit.

449
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,629
‐ Do you know who Brandt is?
He was just showing up
a second ago.

450
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,339
He had a butt cut
and he was saying hello.

451
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,883
‐ Mafoset.

452
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,051
‐ And we basically
hooked up.

453
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052
I'm not gonna say
what it rhymes with,

454
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,220
but it's second base.

455
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,597
‐ You ever seen
three people together?

456
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,933
‐ We touched each other,
but on the chest, nothing else.

457
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,768
And he said it didn't happen,
but it did.

458
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,895
‐ You ever been to a dance?
If you say no,
I don't believe you.

459
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,981
‐ You bitch‐‐I know
you're lying to me right now.

460
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,566
He went up and down,
and then he did circle motions.

461
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,234
And then he did circle motions.

462
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,278
Motion and a motion
on the boobies,
you know what I mean?

463
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,072
Maybe he does love me,
'cause he went up and down
a little bit more on me.

464
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,657
I knew it.
It's so weird.

465
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,285
But then he said "I love you,"
and then I said I love you back

466
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,327
and then now
he's taking it back,

467
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,453
and now I don't know what
it means,

468
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,663
and so I guess
I'm just asking you

469
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,747
'cause you're his best friend,

470
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,124
like what does that mean?

471
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,959
‐ You just told me, right?

472
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,711
You should go talk to Brandt.

473
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,171
‐ Ca‐can you tell me
where he is?

474
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,590
‐ He's in my room.

475
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,967
♪ ♪

476
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,599
ANNOUNCER: From the start,

477
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,183
clearly the aggressor
on Ziggo.

478
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,311
ANNOUNCER 2:
Ziggo spinning and spinning...

479
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,993
‐ ♪ On the back ♪

480
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,578
♪ Undercover ♪

481
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,121
♪ Got caught with the mother ♪

482
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,456
♪ Fuckin' with the rubber ♪

483
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,707
♪ Motherfu‐‐ ♪

484
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,250
Oh, hey.

485
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,755
ANNOUNCER:
There goes the ramp.
The wheel is off.

486
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,506
ANNOUNCER 2: Oh!
ANNOUNCER:
And now look at this.

487
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,261
‐ Sup?

488
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,976
Do you want me to leave?
Be honest.

489
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,648
It's like I'm stalking
you or something.

490
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,195
‐ Do not turn your back‐‐
Oh, he turned his back!

491
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,572
MAYA: Oh, whoa.

492
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,204
‐ This is the final
slap of humiliation.

493
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,710
‐ Were you just joking
when you said that
the three‐way in the closet

494
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,088
didn't happen?

495
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,798
‐ What?
Yeah, whatever.

496
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,052
‐ So you're saying it happened.

497
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,012
‐ Yeah. Whatever.

498
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,474
‐ Okay.
ANNOUNCER: That is all Ziggo

499
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:47,853
just tearin' up that wood
like a beaver on speed.

500
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,064
‐ Wait, I'm, like, so sorry
I came up to you

501
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,357
in the pool like that.

502
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,567
I'm so lame.
BRANDT: Yeah.

503
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,277
Whatever.
It's cool.

504
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,738
I still think you're,
like, pretty or whatever.

505
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,700
So...could you move?
Cutie?

506
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,868
‐ Okay.

507
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,829
I'll sit down.

508
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,748
ANNOUNCER: I'm missing
a whole lot of examples.

509
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,419
But you fought hard
because you lost to this man
right here, Ziggo, Jonathan.

510
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,088
COMPETITOR: Yes, yes,
I know pretty well, so...

511
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,133
ANNOUNCER: It was impressive.
I want you guys, though,
to shake hands.

512
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,968
‐ Spencer saw it all,
motherfucker!

513
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,303
‐ Anna, he already said it.
Get out!

514
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,556
He just said it happened.

515
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,099
‐ Oh, you can get out.
He said it happened.

516
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,642
MAYA: Get out.

517
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,438
Sorry.

518
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,815
‐ Looks like it's just
the three of us again.

519
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,025
I'm really glad
that you guys have made up.

520
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,988
So you said that it
happened, hmm?

521
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,198
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yes, okay?

522
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,742
Just keep your mouth shut
about it.

523
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,828
I don't want that
getting out.

524
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,664
ANNA: Yeah.
‐ Okay.

525
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,167
‐ Nobody knows.

526
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,129
♪ But I didn't tell anybody ♪

527
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,047
♪ I didn't tell...♪
‐ Do you tell...

528
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,259
‐ ♪ But he just maybe
said I'm perfect ♪

529
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,427
‐ Guys, I'm trying to
watch this.

530
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,970
KIMBERLY: Who's in there?

531
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,221
MAYA:  Oh, my God.

532
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,020
‐ What are you doing
in Isaac's room
with the door closed?

533
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,689
And is that a wet bathing suit?

534
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,357
‐ Sorry.
‐ Sorry.

535
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,569
KIMBERLY: Out.

536
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,906
ANNA: Sorry.
KIMBERLY: Yeah.

537
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,491
I'll just follow
the wet footprints, okay?

538
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,326
ANNOUNCER: And it's a wheel
of misfortune

539
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,579
spinning at 500 kilometers
an hour.
‐

540
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,915
Nightmare is the most
aggressive BattleBot

541
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,584
in the competition and...

542
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,128
COACH: Around the cones,
people, around the cones!

543
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,130
MAYA: Wasn't Brandt
supposed to be in this class?

544
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,965
ANNA: You are, like,
so in love, it's crazy.

545
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,384
Why?
What's on that little mind?

546
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,761
‐ Nothing.

547
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,304
‐ ♪ What's on that
little mind? ♪

548
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,181
‐ Stop!
COACH: Kone, Ishii‐Peters!

549
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,058
You see everyone else
movin'?

550
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,392
What you doing?

551
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,602
‐ We are!
‐ We are.

552
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,354
‐ Keep it movin', let's go!
ANNA: Sorry.

553
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,231
‐ I was thinking
I would maybe put something

554
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,067
in Brandt's locker today
to, like, remind him of me,
but is that crazy?

555
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,654
‐ No, I love that.
‐ So desperate for
some water right now.

556
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,031
SINGER: ♪ La la la la la la ♪

557
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,492
♪ La la la ♪

558
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,036
♪ La la la la la la la
la la ♪

559
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,830
♪ La la la ♪

560
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,165
‐ Yeah, then go get some!

561
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,251
‐ I could get you some.

562
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,753
‐ Okay, he is like obsessed
with you‐‐I'm not kidding.

563
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,506
This is so crazy.
‐ ♪ Slutty‐dutty doo ♪

564
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,842
♪ Slutty‐dutty doo doo ♪

565
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,635
KID: Fucking slut.

566
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,096
‐ Slut?
JENNA: Anna, Maya.

567
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,431
Hey, can I talk to
you guys for a second?

568
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,767
Just...people have
been talking,

569
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,394
and I thought you should know.

570
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,313
‐ Okay, Jenna‐‐
‐ Okay, Maya, I'll get
to you in a second.

571
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,192
Anna, at the dance,
you were freaking
with everyone.

572
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,902
Uh, Maya, you too!

573
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,865
You were so desperate
trying to get Sam's attention
all night.

574
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,576
And then you had
a three‐some with Brandt,

575
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,286
and that's fucked up.

576
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,373
‐
‐ What, uh...

577
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,792
a th‐‐
‐ That didn't happen.

578
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,169
Who did you hear that from?
ANNA: Yeah, where did you
hear that?

579
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,796
‐ 'Cause I didn't do that.
I didn't‐‐

580
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,756
‐ Yeah, I didn't do it either.
‐ We didn't do that.

581
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,091
‐ I mean, it's pretty obvious.

582
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,468
‐ That's absolutely nasty.
‐ Actually...

583
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,471
crazy, like crazy, crazy,
crazy!

584
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,223
You're crazy.
‐ Okay, yeah, whatever.

585
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,475
Just thought you should know
that everyone is saying

586
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,436
that you're desperate sluts.

587
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,981
And what makes me really sad

588
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,276
is that you've changed.

589
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,904
Like, a lot.

590
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,327
‐ Didn't happen.

591
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,954
‐ Yeah, Jenna, you don't
know what you're talking about!

592
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,129
ANNA: I don't like her.

593
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,466
‐ She's crazy.

594
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,972
Do you think I've changed?

595
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,600
‐ Who?
‐ Do you think I've changed.

596
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,770
‐ You?
‐ Yeah.

597
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,229
Do you?

598
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,773
‐ I think that we all
change all the time

599
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,691
and that that's just normal.

600
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,109
‐ So you do!
‐ I don't know how
to answer this.

601
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,736
‐ You think I've changed
like in a bad way.

602
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,738
‐ I don't know how
to answer this!
Mostly good, mostly good!

603
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,990
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ No, mostly good.

604
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,076
It's just when we were
at the dance, like...

605
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,663
you were, like, grinding
with just a few more
people than me,

606
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,873
and like when we were
having the fight,
I looked across the gym

607
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:21,085
and you were, like,
three‐waying kind of
with Gabe and Jafeer.

608
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:24,630
‐ But so you're saying I had
two three‐ways that night?

609
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,423
Did I have two threesomes
that night?

610
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,759
‐ You had two, but I had one.

611
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,345
Like, who am I?
‐ So then I'm more
of a slut than you!

612
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,013
That's what you're saying
right now!

613
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,015
‐ No, I'm saying if you are,
then I am too 'cause‐‐

614
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,267
‐ No, you haven't changed.
You just did one.

615
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,852
‐ No, I'm just saying
that we‐‐
‐ Oh, my God.

616
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:42,815
‐ I get why people
are saying this about us.

617
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,070
‐ So we're desperate sluts.

618
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,989
Great.

619
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,367
And now everyone knows
and Brandt's gonna be so mad.

620
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,244
He's gonna hate us.

621
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,746
‐ Brandt's a slut too.
Ha.

622
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,418
‐ No, he's just a player.

623
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,505
‐ Oh, yeah.

624
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,510
MAYA: He's just a player.

625
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:21,520
♪ ♪