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ANNA: Last time on "Pen15"...
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MAYA: Oh, my God,
Na, seventh grade!
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It's gonna be so amazing.
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‐ It's gonna be
really, really good.
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‐ It's gonna be like
the best year of our lives.
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‐ Maya, what the fuck
did you do to your hair?
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‐ UGIS!
‐ UGIS!
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‐ Wait, what?
‐ It means ugliest girl
in school.
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ANNA: Here comes Brandt.
MAYA: He's so cute.
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‐ [whispering]
Is Alex looking at me?
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MAYA: No.
‐ He'll probably
look at me later.
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‐ I'm, uh, I'm Brendan.
I burned this for you.
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ANNA: I guess he, like,
loves me or whatever.
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‐ [whispering]
You have a boyfriend!
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ANNA: He put his lips,
like,
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all the way around mine
and sucked.
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‐ Well, at least you've,
like, had your first kiss.
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‐ But I wish that I hadn't.
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MAYA: I feel, like, older.
ANNA: I know, me too.
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MAYA: [crying] I don't
wanna do seventh grade.
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ANNA: I'm not doing
seventh grade by myself.
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‐ I don't know
how to say this.
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Your dad and I,
we're getting a divorce.
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ANNA: Everything's
just different,
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and I just have
to break up with him.
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[dial‐up connection beeps]
‐ Welcome.
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MAYA: Oh, my God,
some random guy just
IM'd me again.
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Flymiamibro22.
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Hey, hottie.
What u look like.
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I'm about to meet him
after school.
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‐ You haven't met him
in person yet?
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MAYA: Well, no,
we've talked on AIM.
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JAFEER: He's probably
some warty old dude
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and lives with his mother.
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‐ It's me.
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I'm Flymiamibro22.
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‐ Oh, God.
[crying] Oh, my God.
SAM: Maya!
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‐ Alex, will you dance
with me?
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‐ No.
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‐ What did you just
say to Alex?
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GIRL: That's so messed up.
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She took you
under her wing.
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BRANDT: Nice moves, UGIS.
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Want me to finger you?
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‐ Yeah.
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[Anna giggles]
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‐ You have both
really hard nips.
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I love you.
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‐ And I love you too.
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‐ Don't tell anyone.
‐ Yeah.
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[pen scratching]
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MAYA: Okay, and I'm adding
for you 2,000 kids.
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ANNA: [chuckling] Oh, my God.
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Maya, you're copying me.
MAYA: [scoffs] I'm doing it.
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Okay, tell me when to stop.
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ANNA: Stop.
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‐ Okay.
12.
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1, 2, 3, 4,
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5, 6, 7, 8...
[whispering]
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Okay, you're not with Brendan.
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‐ Ugh. Oh, my God,
I don't want to be mean,
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but he's like obsessed
with me, so...
MAYA: He's literally
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obsessed with you.
‐ [laughs] I know.
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‐ Okay, wait, okay, okay.
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So you live in a mansion,
which is amazing.
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‐ Yes!
‐ Ooh! A BMW 8 Series!
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You have four kids.
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You were literally one away
from getting Alex,
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which is crazy.
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‐ I just feel like I want him
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a little bit less right now
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'cause he dissed me
at the dance or whatever, so...
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MAYA: Such an asshole.
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Should we even, like,
go to Spencer's pool party?
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Like, who's even
gonna be there?
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Just gonna be Sam...
ANNA: Ugh.
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‐ Gabe, Jafeer...I just‐‐
ANNA: Yeah.
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Maybe we just stop in.
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‐ Yeah, like for
literally a second.
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Let's just, like, say hi,
be seen, and then like,
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"Bye‐bye,
we got places to go."
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‐ Just "bye‐bye."
MAYA: I don't know,
like, no offense,
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but I think
we're too good for it.
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Like, we're too good for it.
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Mom, straight.
‐ Yeah, straight.
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‐ Straight!
‐ It's straight.
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KATHY: Okay, one, two,
three...
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‐ [hisses]
[moans] Ohh...
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ANNA: I just think
the real thing
is that we've changed.
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MAYA: Yeah, it's so weird.
ANNA: Yeah.
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MAYA: Yeah! Like,
after this weekend,
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I think we are
on another level.
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‐ Okay, my other ear.
‐ Okay.
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ANNA: Yeah, I'm just keeping
my‐‐my options open.
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MAYA: You should
keep your options open.
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You're literally the hottest
I've ever seen you.
ANNA: [laughing] What?
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MAYA: Anna, I swear!
ANNA: Yeah.
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MAYA: You're at your hottest.
‐ Yeah.
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MAYA: We, like, had Brandt J.
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freaking like touch us up
at the same time.
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Like, it's crazy.
‐ That's true.
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‐ Aah!
[crying]
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It burns, it burns!
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Wait, you haven't told
anyone, though, right?
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'Cause Brandt said not to.
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‐ Oh, my God,
I swear to God, no.
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‐ Wash it off now!
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ANNA: Okay, so you have
a limo made of diamonds.
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MAYA: Oh, my God, yes.
‐ And 2,000 babies.
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‐ Wait‐‐what?
[laughing] No!
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2,000?
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That's crazy!
‐ You almost got Sam.
I just crossed out Sam.
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‐ Oh, thank God.
He's a psycho.
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ANNA: Oh...my...God.
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‐ Stop!
Who?
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‐ You got Brandt.
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‐ No, I didn't!
No, I didn't!
Are you kidding?
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Wait, are you kidding?
‐ No, you got Brandt.
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‐ Aaah! I knew it!
ANNA: [laughing] Okay.
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But you live in a shack
with 2,000 babies.
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Do you wanna sign
for this life?
‐ Okay, I mean,
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that's tough
because it's 2,000 babies
in a shack...
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‐ Right.
MAYA: But, like, it just
means I get to kiss him
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2,000 times so, yeah,
I sign for this life.
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‐ Oh, you slut bag!
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‐ Anna, shut up.
I'm gonna go, okay?
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'Cause I wanna get ready.
ANNA: All right, love you.
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MAYA: Okay, love you.
‐ Bye, bitch.
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MAYA: Bye!
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[phone bell dings]
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THREE 6 MAFIA:
♪ Slob on my knob ♪
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♪ Like corn on the cob ♪
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[Maya rapping along]
♪ Juicy is my name ♪
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♪ Sex is my game ♪
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‐ ♪ Let's call the boys ♪
[Maya muttering]
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BOTH: ♪ Let's run a train ♪
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♪ Squeeze on my nuts,
lick on my butt ♪
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‐ ♪ The natural curly hair ♪
‐ [muttering gibberish]
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‐ ♪ Please don't touch ♪
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‐ What's up, Brandt?
[chuckles]
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Wait.
[laughs]
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Stop.
You...
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you've been thinking
about me?
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I've‐‐I've been thinking
about you too.
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Yeah.
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[music continues
in background]
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Sam, wait.
Literally back off!
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Like, I'm in the middle
of something.
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[softly] Sorry.
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♪ ♪
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That was really good.
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Okay, now your turn.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Okay, now you both kiss.
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[Will Smith's
Gettin' Jiggy wit It plays]
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WILL: ♪ Whoo, uh, uh ♪
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♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Haha, haha ♪
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♪ On your mark, ready,
set, let's go ♪
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♪ Dance floor pro,
I know you know I go psycho ♪
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♪ When my new joint hit ♪
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♪ Just can't sit,
gotta get jiggy wit it ♪
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♪ Ooh, that's it ♪
MAYA: Let's go.
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‐ Maya, the door!
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MAYA: Mom, get it.
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‐ Hi, girls.
BOTH: Hi!
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‐ They're all out back.
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Hey, and no walking in the
house with wet suits on, okay?
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BOTH: Kay.
‐ All right,
go have a good time.
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BOTH: Thanks.
ISAAC: Yo, Mom.
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Where's my hat?
ANNA: Do you have
the cigarettes?
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MAYA: No. Damn it!
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WILL: ♪ Make it feel
like foreplay ♪
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♪ Yo, my cardio is infinite ♪
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SPENCER:
Hey, what's up?
What are you guys doing?
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[popping sounds]
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‐ No, okay, don't‐‐
don't flick too hard, just‐‐
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‐ The thing is, if I don't
flick too hard, then‐‐
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‐ Okay‐‐
‐ It's not making any noise.
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‐ Okay, so just find
the drum of your cheek
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and just...
[popping]
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Just flick casually.
‐ [snorting]
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[popping continues]
SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
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WILL: ♪ What? You want to ball
with the kid? ♪
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[overlapping chatter]
♪ Watch your step,
you might fall ♪
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♪ Trying to do what I did,
mama, uh, mama, uh,
come closer ♪
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‐ So what I'm saying is,
weasels can technically kill
prey bigger than them.
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Including rabbits
and squirrels.
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‐ No, it's only a certain
species of weasels, though,
idiot.
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‐ But it says here‐‐
‐ Don't look up.
Don't look up.
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Maya just got here.
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WILL: ♪ For the flavor
of a crowd‐pleaser ♪
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KIMBERLY: Now, what did
I tell you?
No wet suits inside.
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Now turn around and skedaddle.
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WILL: ♪ Ride in my whips ♪
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♪ South to the West
to the East to the North ♪
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♪ Bought my hits and watch them
go off, a go off ♪
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♪ In the winter or the ♪
SINGERS: ♪ Summertime ♪
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WILL: ♪ I makes it hot,
gettin' jiggy wit 'em ♪
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SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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WILL: ♪ Gettin' jiggy wit it ♪
SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪
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MAYA: I'm gonna
literally kill him‐‐
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ANNA: Oh, sorry.
WILL: ♪ Getting jiggy wit it ♪
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SINGERS: ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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[song fades]
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‐ Oh, my God, it's freezing.
‐ Do I look okay?
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‐ Yeah.
You look so hot.
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How 'bout me?
Does my bleach look okay?
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‐ You look like a frickin'
hairless model.
‐ Okay.
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MAYA: Oh...my God.
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Na, Brendan
is staring at you.
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Literally staring.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
I feel smothered by him.
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MAYA: I know.
ANNA: Like, we are not a thing.
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‐ Move on.
[sighs]
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‐ There are, like,
no prospects here.
‐ No, I know.
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Maybe we should just like stay
five minutes and then leave.
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‐ That's all I thought
we were doing here.
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‐ Okay, yeah.
Five minutes.
Just five minutes.
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There's nobody here
that I wanna see.
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‐ Yeah, for sure.
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[indistinct chatter]
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ANNA: Do you want me to go
say something to him?
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‐ Who?
‐ Sam.
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Oh, my God.
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He keeps looking at you.
‐ No, he isn't. Stop.
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ANNA: I'm gonna go
say something to him.
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He needs to know...
‐ No.
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‐ That you cannot be
someone else on AIM.
It's...illegal.
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‐ Okay, fine, like
I don't want any drama,
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but just like say
something to him and, like,
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make it seem like
I don't care, 'cause I don't.
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‐ Oh, I know you don't care.
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‐ I don't care.
‐ [laughing] I know.
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‐ So then just like
don't make any drama.
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Just, like, do it.
Whatever.
‐ Okay.
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‐ I think I should also
just go to Brendan, then.
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It's time to move on.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Like, honestly, it's time.
242
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‐ Okay.
‐ Like, I'm‐‐I'm ready.
243
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‐ Maya, no drama.
‐ Okay, no drama.
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Sss...
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ANNA: Hey.
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What's up?
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‐ What's up?
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‐ Um, I just wanted to have
a mature conversation with you,
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if you're all about it,
just address the
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elephants in the basement.
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‐ Sure.
252
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ANNA: Um...
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I just think
it's really messed up
254
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that you pretended to be
somebody else on AIM.
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Like...who does that?
256
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And we just think
you're a tool.
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So...[laughing]
just super weird because
you used to be our best friend.
258
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‐ Well, there's two sides
to every story.
259
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‐ Oh, yeah?
260
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SAM: Yeah.
‐ So you're not
gonna apologize.
261
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Are you seriously
not gonna apologize?
262
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‐ Maybe I already did
apologize.
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But she didn't
tell you that, though, right?
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‐ Okay, maybe she did.
Maybe she did not.
265
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All I know is that
she's my best friend
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on God's green frickin' earth,
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and I love her,
and she would never lie to me.
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Ever.
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‐ Well, we're kinda in
the middle of something here.
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‐ Okay, what are you
in the middle of?
I'm sorry.
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‐ Oh, it's‐‐it's weasels.
272
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See, I made
this whole magazine.
273
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JAFEER: Yeah.
GABE: See, uh, this is
one that I drew.
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See, it's got buck teeth
and it's got‐‐
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‐ You guys have to grow up.
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Like, do you think that this is
gonna fly in eighth grade?
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You have to be more mature.
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[mockingly] Okay?
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[hip‐hop music playing]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Sup?
282
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,546
‐ Hi.
‐ Um...[sighs]
283
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basically, I'm here to tell you
that Anna's over you.
284
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And she's just, like, done,
and she doesn't want
anything to do with you,
285
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and you just gotta move on,
and I'm sorry.
286
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‐ That's‐‐that's fine.
287
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I'm dating Marissa H.
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‐ Okay.
Cool.
289
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,815
So, what, you're like...
wait!
290
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,321
That's Icebox.
You're dating Icebox?
291
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,783
‐ [sighs]
She prefers Marissa H.
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And just so you know,
she did not masturbate
with ice.
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‐ Yeah, right.
BRENDAN: In fourth grade,
294
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,964
she was dared to put
an ice cube in her underwear.
295
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,049
[sighs] That rumor's
very heavily exaggerated.
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‐ Whatever.
I've‐‐we can have different
opinions on what happened,
297
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but, like, basically,
all you need to know
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is you need to just, like,
end it with Anna.
299
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,258
‐ What?
300
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,933
‐ [mutters]
It's a good chat.
301
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Sorry I...hurt your feelings.
302
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,604
Brendan's totally over you.
303
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,444
Completely.
‐ [laughs]
304
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,689
‐ He is, he's dating
Icebox now, I guess.
305
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,823
‐ What?
306
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,570
I didn't know that.
‐ Yeah.
307
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,202
‐ I didn't even know he was
into girls like that, so...
308
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,239
‐ But, like, she's a slut bag.
309
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,163
‐ Yeah, at least
I'm not like that.
310
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‐ Anyway, it doesn't matter.
311
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‐ Yeah, I don't care.
MAYA: It doesn't matter.
312
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,538
It doesn't matter.
It's Icebox.
‐ I don't care!
313
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‐ Like..."I put ice
in my vagina!"
314
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,379
[laughing]
315
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089
‐ Wow.
‐ And she's a slut.
316
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,259
You have, like,
so many better options,
and it doesn't matter.
317
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,888
‐ Yeah, I do, I have a lot.
‐ You have so many options.
318
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‐ So let's just leave.
319
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,967
‐ Yeah, let's go.
‐ Right?
320
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,932
‐ Let's go.
This place sucks.
321
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,392
‐ Blows.
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00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,022
‐ No‐‐stop, stop!
[dreamy orchestral music]
323
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,899
ANNA: Is that Brandt?
MAYA: No, no, no, no.
324
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,566
MAYA: Stop, stop, stop‐‐
ANNA: [whispering indistinctly]
325
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,605
BRANDT: Want me to finger you?
MAYA: Yeah.
326
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,990
BRANDT: You have both
really hard nips.
327
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I love you.
MAYA: And I love you too.
328
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,874
Stop, stop, stop.
329
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,696
‐ Oh, my God, stop, stop!
‐ Stop, stop, Anna, stop it!
330
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,373
‐ [coughs]
Brandt‐‐
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00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,581
‐ Stop!
[wails]
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ANNA: Go talk to him.
MAYA: No, you talk to him.
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ANNA: Do you think
he's here for you?
‐ No!
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‐ Go!
‐ Yes, I don't know!
Maybe.
335
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,839
ANNA: He is here for you.
MAYA: Okay, it's like, okay.
336
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,934
ANNA: Go now.
MAYA: Okay‐‐I don't know.
Okay, yeah.
337
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,345
BRANDT: Hey, what's up, man?
‐ What's up?
338
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,690
‐ He's here for Isaac.
‐ He's here for [murmurs].
339
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,095
ANNA: [whispering]
He's here for Isaac.
340
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,864
‐ He doesn't know you're here.
Ow.
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00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,777
Go.
MAYA: Oh, my God, okay.
342
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236
‐ You're gonna get
your first frickin' kiss‐‐go.
343
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,026
‐ Okay, all right.
This is happening.
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Let's just frickin' go.
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
346
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,159
Absolutely no coming
in the house while you're wet.
347
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,369
I told you guys that.
348
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,039
‐ We're not wet.
‐ Yes, you are.
349
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,497
I can still see a little
bit of water on you.
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So dry off, okay?
351
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,250
‐ Sorry.
‐ We'll take care of it.
352
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‐ There's a towel.
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00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,094
MAYA: Sorry!
‐ Thank you.
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00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,626
KIMBERLY: Thanks, girls.
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00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,379
‐ Sneak in, sneak in.
Come, come‐‐
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00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,552
‐ Nope.
357
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,509
Still too wet.
358
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,257
MAYA: Ow.
359
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,523
My God, she just like
[indistinct].
360
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,845
[indistinct background chatter]
361
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,399
Am I dry yet?
BRANDT: Cannonball!
362
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,701
‐ Cannonball!
363
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,656
[slow orchestral music]
364
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:11,669
♪ ♪
365
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,223
‐ Sup?
366
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,774
[sighs]
367
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,686
It's kinda funny
you're here right now.
368
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,064
‐ How?
369
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,534
‐ It's so lame here!
370
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,145
‐ It's my friend's party,
so...
371
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,533
it's kinda cool, actually.
372
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,740
‐ Yeah, it is pretty cool.
373
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,198
Haven't, like...
374
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,872
seen you since the dance
375
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,831
or like talked to you,
it seems like.
376
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,791
‐ We haven't, so...
that's probably why.
377
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,752
MAYA: Yeah.
378
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,882
Have you, um...
379
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,629
have you thought about
what happened on Friday?
380
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,051
‐ I don't‐‐what are you
talking about?
381
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,801
‐ [laughs]
382
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,892
You're being so funny
right now.
383
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,019
You know, like...
384
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,437
Brandt!
385
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,015
‐ The fuck.
MAYA: [giggles]
386
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,400
Sorry.
BRANDT: Jesus.
387
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,726
‐ Like when me, you, and‐‐
388
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,942
[whispering]
Anna, like, went
389
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,032
into the closet
390
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,448
and you, like, up and down,
in circles...
391
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,832
♪ ♪
392
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,960
Remember how hard‐nipped
I got‐‐
393
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,168
BRANDT: Nope.
That didn't happen.
394
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,499
‐ What‐‐
395
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,344
what do you mean,
it didn't happen?
396
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,759
That‐‐Brandt.
397
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,178
Are you f‐‐
398
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,147
‐ I'm so sorry.
399
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,766
[panting]
What's goin' on?
400
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,284
‐ He said it didn't happen.
401
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,696
‐ What didn't happen?
402
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,565
‐ Like I was just trying
to talk to Brandt
403
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,992
about how we did second base...
‐ Yeah.
404
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,160
‐ And he, like, didn't know
what I was talking about.
405
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,199
‐ [laughs] What?
406
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,413
‐ Like, he said
it didn't happen.
407
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,578
‐ That's a lie.
‐ I know, right?
408
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,173
Like, we did it.
‐ Yeah, he was freaking there.
409
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,459
That little freaking asshole.
‐ I mean, we did it, like,
we put the hands up and down
410
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,423
and we did the circle motions,
everything.
‐ All around.
411
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,053
‐ And like one hand
on your boob...
‐ It was.
412
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,680
‐ And one hand on my boob,
and he, like, didn't know
413
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,507
what I was talking about.
‐ And then there were
the circles.
414
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,432
Well, it happened.
Why would he lie about that?
415
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,352
‐ I don't know.
416
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,601
Do you think it's 'cause
he thinks I'm ugly
or something?
417
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,234
‐ No.
418
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,821
‐ Be honest.
419
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,316
‐ No!
420
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,647
If he does, he's a psychopath.
421
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,329
It happened, and I think
I know who saw.
422
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,497
Hey, Brendan.
423
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,615
Um, I just wanted
to touch base with you.
424
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,253
I know that...
425
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,040
little rude to you earlier.
426
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,553
And she can just be that way
sometimes.
427
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,756
But I heard that you're
428
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,586
going out with someone new,
and that's fine.
429
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,473
It doesn't change
what we had
430
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,009
or what we went through
together.
431
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,063
What?
‐ Say it.
432
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,766
‐ Um...
433
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,686
also, like, you know
how when, at the dance,
434
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,356
like when Brandt just
pulled us away from you?
435
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,815
We were‐‐we were, like,
grinding and then he was
like, "No! You come here."
436
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,817
Do you remember that?
437
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,489
'Cause he's saying
that that didn't happen.
I'm like, "It did."
438
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,947
It did, right, it did?
439
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,408
‐ I don't wanna get involved
with the drama, Anna.
440
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,369
I‐I've moved on.
I suggest you do too.
441
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,170
‐ Oh, yeah.
No, I know‐‐
[laughs]
442
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,875
To Marissa H.
I haven't heard one
bad thing about her, so...
443
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,247
‐ Me and her have a really
good rhythm with our kissing.
444
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,339
Peace.
445
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,131
[chair scraping lightly]
ANNA: Peace.
446
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,934
BRENDAN: Good‐bye.
447
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,011
‐ So somebody saw.
‐ No‐‐
448
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,064
‐ Someone here has seen,
so we need to go up
to people,
449
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,848
and we have to get proof.
450
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,901
‐ No, but Brandt said in
the closet not to tell anyone.
451
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,515
He's gonna get mad.
Please don't.
452
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,521
‐ Maya, who cares?
453
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,694
‐ Okay.
Okay, fine, okay.
454
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,613
We're gonna go up to people.
We're gonna get proof.
455
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,572
We're just not gonna
let them know everything
that happened.
456
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,622
We're not gonna
give it all away.
457
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,656
Me and Anna and Brandt
went into a closet.
458
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,200
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened, okay?
459
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,584
‐ I'll say a word,
and you tell me
460
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,830
the first thing that
comes to your mind‐‐loset.
461
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,543
Deposit.
462
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,633
‐ Do you know who Brandt is?
He was just showing up
a second ago.
463
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,339
He had a butt cut
and he was saying hello.
464
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,719
[attentive jazz music]
465
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,875
‐ Mafoset.
466
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,053
‐ And we basically
hooked up.
467
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,051
I'm not gonna say
what it rhymes with,
468
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,222
but it's second base.
469
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,600
‐ You ever seen
three people together?
470
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,927
‐ We touched each other,
but on the chest, nothing else.
471
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,773
And he said it didn't happen,
but it did.
472
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,898
‐ You ever been to a dance?
If you say no,
I don't believe you.
473
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,975
‐ You bitch‐‐I know
you're lying to me right now.
474
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,571
He went up and down,
and then he did circle motions.
475
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,226
And then he did circle motions.
476
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,284
Motion and a motion
on the boobies,
you know what I mean?
477
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,068
Maybe he does love me,
'cause he went up and down
a little bit more on me.
478
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,662
I knew it.
It's so weird.
479
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,287
But then he said "I love you,"
and then I said I love you back
480
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,325
and then now
he's taking it back,
481
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,447
and now I don't know what
it means,
482
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,663
and so I guess
I'm just asking you
483
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,753
[whispers]
'cause you're his best friend,
484
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,117
like what does that mean?
485
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,964
‐ You just told me, right?
486
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,709
You should go talk to Brandt.
487
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,171
‐ Ca‐can you tell me
where he is?
488
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,591
‐ He's in my room.
489
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,970
♪ ♪
490
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,600
ANNOUNCER: From the start,
491
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,179
clearly the aggressor
on Ziggo.
492
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,313
ANNOUNCER 2:
Ziggo spinning and spinning...
493
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,361
[continues indistinctly]
494
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,991
‐ ♪ On the back ♪
495
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,583
♪ Undercover ♪
496
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,118
♪ Got caught with the mother ♪
497
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,461
♪ Fuckin' with the rubber ♪
498
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,706
♪ Motherfu‐‐ ♪
499
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,247
Oh, hey.
500
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,090
[announcers continue
indistinctly]
501
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,756
ANNOUNCER:
There goes the ramp.
The wheel is off.
502
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,505
ANNOUNCER 2: Oh!
ANNOUNCER:
And now look at this.
503
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,796
[continues indistinctly]
504
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,261
‐ Sup?
505
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,981
Do you want me to leave?
Be honest.
506
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,652
It's like I'm stalking
you or something.
507
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,358
[laughing]
508
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,196
‐ Do not turn your back‐‐
Oh, he turned his back!
509
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,565
MAYA: Oh, whoa.
510
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,702
[announcers continue
shouting on TV]
511
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,201
[laughs]
‐ This is the final
slap of humiliation.
512
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,624
[announcers continue
indistinctly]
513
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,714
‐ Were you just joking
when you said that
the three‐way in the closet
514
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,090
didn't happen?
515
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,798
‐ What?
Yeah, whatever.
516
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,051
‐ So you're saying it happened.
517
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,012
‐ Yeah. Whatever.
518
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,474
‐ Okay.
ANNOUNCER: That is all Ziggo
519
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:47,854
just tearin' up that wood
like a beaver on speed.
520
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,063
‐ Wait, I'm, like, so sorry
I came up to you
521
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,364
in the pool like that.
522
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,567
I'm so lame.
BRANDT: Yeah.
523
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,277
Whatever.
It's cool.
524
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,737
I still think you're,
like, pretty or whatever.
525
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,698
So...could you move?
Cutie?
526
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,870
‐ Okay.
527
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,828
I'll sit down.
528
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,749
ANNOUNCER: I'm missing
a whole lot of examples.
529
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,418
But you fought hard
because you lost to this man
right here, Ziggo, Jonathan.
530
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,089
COMPETITOR: Yes, yes,
I know pretty well, so...
531
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,128
ANNOUNCER: It was impressive.
I want you guys, though,
to shake hands.
532
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,973
‐ Spencer saw it all,
motherfucker!
533
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,298
‐ Anna, he already said it.
Get out!
534
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,563
He just said it happened.
535
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,096
‐ Oh, you can get out.
He said it happened.
536
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,639
MAYA: Get out.
537
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,232
[door closes]
538
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,437
Sorry.
539
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,818
‐ Looks like it's just
the three of us again.
540
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,025
I'm really glad
that you guys have made up.
541
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,855
[girls giggling]
542
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,991
So you said that it
happened, hmm?
543
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,198
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yes, okay?
544
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,738
Just keep your mouth shut
about it.
545
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,832
I don't want that
getting out.
546
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,658
ANNA: Yeah.
‐ Okay.
547
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,174
‐ Nobody knows.
548
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,127
[both murmuring]
549
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,127
♪ But I didn't tell anybody ♪
550
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,049
♪ I didn't tell...♪
‐ Do you tell...
551
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,257
‐ ♪ But he just maybe
said I'm perfect ♪
552
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,429
‐ Guys, I'm trying to
watch this.
553
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,967
KIMBERLY: Who's in there?
554
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,220
MAYA: [whispering] Oh, my God.
555
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,016
‐ What are you doing
in Isaac's room
with the door closed?
556
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,690
And is that a wet bathing suit?
557
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,359
‐ Sorry.
‐ Sorry.
558
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,567
KIMBERLY: Out.
559
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,912
ANNA: Sorry.
KIMBERLY: Yeah.
560
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,486
I'll just follow
the wet footprints, okay?
561
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,331
ANNOUNCER: And it's a wheel
of misfortune
562
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,576
spinning at 500 kilometers
an hour.
‐ [sniffles]
563
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,919
Nightmare is the most
aggressive BattleBot
564
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,575
in the competition and...
[whistle blows]
565
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,134
COACH: Around the cones,
people, around the cones!
566
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,128
MAYA: Wasn't Brandt
supposed to be in this class?
567
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,970
ANNA: You are, like,
so in love, it's crazy.
568
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,375
Why?
What's on that little mind?
569
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,764
‐ Nothing.
570
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,301
‐ ♪ What's on that
little mind? ♪
571
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,184
‐ Stop!
COACH: Kone, Ishii‐Peters!
572
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,061
You see everyone else
movin'?
573
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,388
What you doing?
574
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,602
‐ We are!
‐ We are.
575
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,352
‐ Keep it movin', let's go!
ANNA: Sorry.
576
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,234
‐ I was thinking
I would maybe put something
577
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,071
in Brandt's locker today
to, like, remind him of me,
but is that crazy?
578
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,647
‐ No, I love that.
‐ So desperate for
some water right now.
579
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,034
SINGER: ♪ La la la la la la ♪
580
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,491
♪ La la la ♪
581
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,042
♪ La la la la la la la
la la ♪
582
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,826
♪ La la la ♪
583
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,170
‐ Yeah, then go get some!
584
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,245
‐ I could get you some.
585
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,751
‐ Okay, he is like obsessed
with you‐‐I'm not kidding.
586
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,513
This is so crazy.
‐ ♪ Slutty‐dutty doo ♪
587
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,836
♪ Slutty‐dutty doo doo ♪
588
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,642
KID: Fucking slut.
589
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,095
‐ Slut?
JENNA: Anna, Maya.
590
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,426
Hey, can I talk to
you guys for a second?
591
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,771
Just...people have
been talking,
592
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,387
and I thought you should know.
593
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,314
‐ Okay, Jenna‐‐
‐ Okay, Maya, I'll get
to you in a second.
594
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,193
Anna, at the dance,
you were freaking
with everyone.
595
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,902
Uh, Maya, you too!
596
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,872
You were so desperate
trying to get Sam's attention
all night.
597
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,575
And then you had
a three‐some with Brandt,
598
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,286
and that's fucked up.
599
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,366
‐ [scoffs]
‐ What, uh...
600
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,793
a th‐‐
‐ That didn't happen.
601
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,172
Who did you hear that from?
ANNA: Yeah, where did you
hear that?
602
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,799
‐ 'Cause I didn't do that.
I didn't‐‐
603
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,756
‐ Yeah, I didn't do it either.
‐ We didn't do that.
604
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,086
‐ I mean, it's pretty obvious.
605
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,471
‐ That's absolutely nasty.
‐ Actually...
606
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,468
crazy, like crazy, crazy,
crazy!
607
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,221
You're crazy.
‐ Okay, yeah, whatever.
608
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,483
Just thought you should know
that everyone is saying
609
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,435
that you're desperate sluts.
610
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,976
And what makes me really sad
611
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,281
is that you've changed.
612
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,896
Like, a lot.
613
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,329
‐ Didn't happen.
614
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,947
‐ Yeah, Jenna, you don't
know what you're talking about!
615
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,126
ANNA: I don't like her.
616
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,474
‐ She's crazy.
617
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,972
Do you think I've changed?
618
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,602
‐ Who?
‐ Do you think I've changed.
619
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,770
‐ You?
‐ Yeah.
620
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,230
Do you?
621
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,769
‐ I think that we all
change all the time
622
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,693
and that that's just normal.
623
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,111
‐ So you do!
‐ I don't know how
to answer this.
624
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,739
‐ You think I've changed
like in a bad way.
625
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,736
‐ I don't know how
to answer this!
Mostly good, mostly good!
626
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,988
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ No, mostly good.
627
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,080
It's just when we were
at the dance, like...
628
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,656
you were, like, grinding
with just a few more
people than me,
629
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,873
and like when we were
having the fight,
I looked across the gym
630
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:21,093
and you were, like,
three‐waying kind of
with Gabe and Jafeer.
631
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:24,625
‐ But so you're saying I had
two three‐ways that night?
632
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,420
Did I have two threesomes
that night?
633
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,763
‐ You had two, but I had one.
634
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,349
Like, who am I?
‐ So then I'm more
of a slut than you!
635
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,005
That's what you're saying
right now!
636
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,023
‐ No, I'm saying if you are,
then I am too 'cause‐‐
637
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,265
‐ No, you haven't changed.
You just did one.
638
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,847
‐ No, I'm just saying
that we‐‐
‐ Oh, my God.
639
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:42,822
‐ I get why people
are saying this about us.
640
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:48,073
‐ So we're desperate sluts.
641
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,990
Great.
642
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,369
And now everyone knows
and Brandt's gonna be so mad.
643
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,237
He's gonna hate us.
644
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,754
‐ Brandt's a slut too.
Ha.
645
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,415
‐ No, he's just a player.
646
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,508
‐ Oh, yeah.
647
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,508
MAYA: He's just a player.
648
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,510
[soft, pensive music]
649
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:21,523
♪ ♪