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Oh, my God, Na, seventh grade!
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I know.
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It's gonna be amazing.
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# Give it to me #
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# I'm so addicted #
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# To the loving
That you're feeding to me #
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Who else is in homeroom with us?
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- Like a Sam?
- Oh, my God, he wishes.
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He wants you so bad, it's crazy.
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Ew, Na! Never in a trillion years,
it's disgusting.
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- Like hell no!
- No. I know.
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Do you think Alex is still dating Heather?
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No, absolutely not.
I heard that they broke up,
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because Heather gave a handjob to both
Brandt J. and Dustin L. this summer.
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Wait, what?
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- Yeah.
- That whole bag?
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Such a slut. Oh, my God, also,
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I heard that Connie M. grew
double D's her last night at camp.
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That's so effed up.
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How is that even possible?
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I don't know. It, like,
happened in the middle of her sleep.
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That's so unfair that
that happens to people...
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- I know.
- ...I wish that was me.
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- Na?
- Huh?
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I'm gonna ask you something,
and I want you to tell me the truth.
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- Swear on your life.
- Swear.
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Do I look exactly the same as last year?
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- Oh, my God!
- I won't be mad. Tell me.
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- Oh, my God, not at all.
- I won't be mad.
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- Are you kidding me?
- Really?
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Promise.
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What are you going to wear tomorrow?
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I'm thinking, like, my blue shirt with,
uh, the stripes.
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Oh, my God! So cute.
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But, like, I'm also thinking
of wearing a bra.
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Oh, my God. That's, like, really smart.
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You need it for your nipples.
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Yeah.
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I feel like we should make a pact.
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Duh! Let's like...
Let's, like, do everything together.
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Yeah, no doubt, like, all our
first together like our first kiss.
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- Obviously.
- Yeah, no doubt.
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Deal.
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Oh, my God!
Seventh grade is gonna be so amazing.
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It's gonna be really, really good.
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This is gonna be like the best year
of our lives.
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Shuji, get off AOL!
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Shuji!
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Maya?
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# I... #
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# I am hiding #
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# The you I show to you is just a lie #
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# You take what you want #
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# You give what you take #
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# The high, high, high #
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What's up!
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Yeah.
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I guess I did change
a lot over the summer.
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Like, broke up with my camp boyfriend.
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Just like single now, so...
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Yeah. Line up.
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Do you like it? I changed it last night.
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No, it's stupid.
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No, it's not. It got layers.
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Mom!
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- What?
- I'll fix it.
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Let me try fixing it.
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OK, fine. Just like a couple of layers.
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- OK, sit.
- Just on the left side, though, OK?
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- Just like a little bit.
- OK. OK. OK.
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It's not a lot.
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On the left side...
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What are you doing with that bowl?
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What now?
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- I'm going to make it better.
- No, no, no.
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- I'm going to make it better.
- Mom!
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- I'm going to make it better.
- I'm not six anymore.
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Don't put it.
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OK, but...
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OK, but not really short. OK?
Not like you've done before.
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- Like a layer, OK?
- Like a layer?
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OK, with not, like, a bowl.
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What the fuck did you do?
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Shut up, Shuji!
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- Hi, Maya.
- Hi.
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You ready for your first day
in a new school, sweetie?
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- Yes, thanks.
- First year, Mom.
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- Oh, my God!
- I know.
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- How did you not tell me? You hair.
- I hate it. I hate it.
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- Why? It looks so good.
- No, it doesn't.
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- Are you serious?
- Does it? You swear?
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Swear.
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- Swear on my life?
- Swear on your freaking life.
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OK, I was going for Sarah Michelle Geller,
but then, like, I ended up with this.
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That's who I was gonna say.
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But short?
- Yeah, how do I look, though?
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- You look so good.
- No, I don't.
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Yes, you do, like, so good.
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This is just like... doesn't fit me right.
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No. It looks amazing.
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Oh, my God! You got spit on.
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Move your bag, dummy.
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Don't call me that.
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Maya, move your bag.
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- Are we picking up Sam next?
- Yeah.
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- Hi, Mrs. Kone.
- Hello!
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Hi, guys.
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Maya, what the fuck did you do
to your hair?
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- Na, you said it looked good.
- It does look good. I don't know why...
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It looks like shit, Maya.
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Suck my balls, Sam.
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Suck these balls.
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- Ew!
- That's nasty, Sam.
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God!
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Hey, Shuji.
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Happy Eighth grade.
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- Mom!
- Yeah, this is good.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Maya, be cool.
- I am.
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- Bye, Mom.
- Go.
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Thank you, Kathy.
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- Oh, my God. Maya? Maya?
- What? What?
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We have to do it at the exact same time.
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- Oh, yeah.
- First steps in the middle school.
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OK, ready? Wait.
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One, two, three.
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# Can we forget about the things I said
When I was drunk #
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# I didn't mean to call you that #
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# I can't remember what was said
And what you threw at me #
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# Please tell me #
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# Please tell me why #
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# The car is in #
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Watch out.
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Oh, my God!
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Connie M. is totally best friends
with Heather now.
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Ooh. Oh, my God!
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It's fricking true. They're ginormous!
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# Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it #
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# Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it #
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# Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it #
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# Bounce, oh, girl
Get loose with it #
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# Get loose with it #
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# Now get loose with it
And get loose with it #
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- Jessica Abrams.
- Here.
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- Anna Kone?
- Present.
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- Uh, Brent Jackson?
- President!
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OK. Cool guy.
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- Uh, Maya Ishii-Peters.
- Present.
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Ishii... Oishi... you making me hungry.
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That means food, right?
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Yeah. That's crazy. How do you know that?
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Spent a little time in Japan
teaching English in my 20s...
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- Right. Rebecca Roth?
- Here.
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- Maya.
- What?
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Um, is Alex looking at me?
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- Robert Terry?
- Here.
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- Julie Burger?
- No.
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How about now? Hold on.
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Present.
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No.
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No, he's hitting Brandt in the balls.
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Hey. Don't. Get away from my balls.
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- Brian Carter?
- Here.
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- He'll probably look at me later.
- Yeah.
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OK. Listen up, everyone.
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I have your locker assignments.
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So you can just... take it outside.
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- Oh, my God!
- What are these?
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What are what?
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There's, like, all these signs.
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"Brandt loves Maya."
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"Dustin loves Maya."
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It says down there, too.
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Oh, my God! They all say
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"Brandt loves Maya"
and "Dustin loves Maya."
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Anna, what is happening?
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Oh, my God!
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I mean, is that like me?
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- Yeah, it's you.
- Crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait.
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They're literally the hottest guys
in the school.
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Maya, it's happening.
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Hey, Maya, come over here.
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Yeah. Come over here.
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Oh, my God!
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- Come with me. Come with me.
- I can't.
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- No, no, no. Come with me.
- They didn't say me.
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- They only said you.
- OK, all right.
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- OK.
- You got it.
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What's up!
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You look so different.
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Thanks. Um...
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Yeah. I got a...
I got a haircut last minute.
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Oh, where did you get it?
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Where did I get it?
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- At the salon, that was, like, called...
- Superb.
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Salon Superb.
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Hmm. Never heard of that one.
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Becca!
199
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But whatever you did, it worked.
200
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Because Brandt and Dustin obviously think
you're, like, so fine this year.
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No, they don't. You guys...
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- They're totally into you.
- Everyone's talking about it.
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- They were staring at you.
- Stop!
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Yeah, Brandt's so fine,
and they both like you.
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- Isn't that amazing?
- I know, like, what!
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- Crazy!
- It's crazy, you guys,
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like, I'm losing my mind right now.
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They think I'm fine,
and Heather likes my haircut.
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- Brandt loves you...
- Brandt loves Maya...
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- Dustin loves Maya.
- Dustin loves you.
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Wait. Wait a second. Wait.
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Is there another Maya?
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- No.
- No.
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No. I can't... I can't think of anyone.
215
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- Yeah. So it's me.
- It's you.
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It's me. Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
218
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Hey! You two!
219
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You think you can talk over me?
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No.
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Oh, thank you.
222
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I've got my eye on you two.
223
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Oh, my God!
224
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- Come, come on.
- Get him, get him.
225
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry,
but, like, here comes Brandt.
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God, no!
227
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OK, just throw it.
228
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Stop! Stop. Stop!
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# Lying in your arms #
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# So close together #
231
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# Didn't know just what I had #
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But then again, there's Dustin. He's fly.
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# Now I toss and turn #
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# Cause I... #
235
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His earring is so hot.
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- Yeah, I know.
- He is so cute.
237
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And then there's... him.
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# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
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# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
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# La, la, la, la, la #
241
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# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
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Earth to Blondie! Batter up!
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- Sorry.
- Anna, that's you. Oh, my God, go.
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Go, Na!
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You got this.
246
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Kick it, Na!
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Kick it. Kick it!
248
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Man down. Everybody, sit down.
249
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Hey, you! Take your victim to the nurse.
250
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I'm really, really, really, really sorry.
251
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It's chill.
252
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Um, it's crazy, though,
253
00:12:18,893 --> 00:12:21,899
because you don't even look bad
with blood on your face.
254
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,242
Um, do you know my friend Maya?
255
00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:28,537
Nah.
256
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,379
Oh, my God, that... that's crazy.
257
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,841
That's her nickname for me.
258
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,302
Na.
259
00:12:36,427 --> 00:12:39,350
Um, she's my best friend. She's amazing,
260
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,774
and actually two of your best friends
are, like, in love with her.
261
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,905
So it's like, how do you pick, you know,
262
00:12:45,988 --> 00:12:48,744
'cause, like, I've only ever been in love
with one person.
263
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:57,052
Brandt's nice, but you know,
Dustin has an earring.
264
00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:58,639
Dustin's a bitch.
265
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,526
Dustin is a bitch?
266
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,285
Dustin is a bitch.
267
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,453
A bitch?
268
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:12,499
- That's what Alex said.
- Oh, my God.
269
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,504
Yeah, so I really think that you should
just go with Brandt.
270
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:16,592
I mean, obviously, whatever you wanna do.
271
00:13:16,675 --> 00:13:18,344
But do you really wanna do with the bitch
272
00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:19,639
that doesn't hang out with Alex?
273
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,687
I don't know. Maybe being with a bitch
is the best thing for me.
274
00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,400
Look, I like his earring. Shit.
275
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:28,364
Can't believe they're not friends.
They're not best friends?
276
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,327
Yeah, I mean, obviously, not anymore.
277
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,830
That is crazy.
278
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,878
OK. Well,
then I don't wanna be with him. I don't.
279
00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,840
I only wanna be with someone
who's best friends with Alex,
280
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,136
'cause I wanna be in the same room
with you for our first fingers.
281
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,057
Like, I'm not gonna do without you.
282
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,102
Seriously, like, I'm gonna go with Brandt.
283
00:13:43,186 --> 00:13:45,440
Quiet, please.
Settle down.
284
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,031
Young sir in the Care Bear sweatshirt.
285
00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:50,075
Huh?
286
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,536
She's a girl.
287
00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:53,081
Yeah, I'm a girl.
288
00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:56,212
Care to share something you did
over the summer?
289
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:58,424
Come up to the front.
290
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:07,744
Um...
291
00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:11,325
I guess, like, the most memorable thing
I did over this summer
292
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,666
was I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,
like, six times in a row.
293
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,545
And it is, like, really funny.
294
00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:21,470
'Cause he does, like, all this like,
rewind, like, fast forward stuff, like...
295
00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,435
I'll just do it. It's like...
296
00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:27,817
"I really wanna play, Coach.
Just give me a chance.
297
00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,614
Let's see that in instant slow-mo."
298
00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:52,992
Really makes me laugh.
299
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,539
And he does this other thing,
where he's like...
300
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,086
Ahhh!
301
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:06,978
Sit down.
302
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,072
Enough of that.
303
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:15,120
OK. Everyone,
take out your summer reading,
304
00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,082
and get into groups of four.
305
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:20,840
Uh, John, Lydia, Jafeer...
306
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:24,429
OK, so, what do you think about this
if I give that to Brandt?
307
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,818
Um, it could go like this.
308
00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:41,631
Look,
I feel like it needs a question.
309
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,009
OK. Yeah, I know. You're right.
310
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:45,388
And then put my name,
'cause he won't know who it is.
311
00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,434
Perfect.
312
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,152
So exciting.
313
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,663
OK, Brandt.
314
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:04,886
I'm gonna, like, have my first boyfriend.
315
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,013
No doubt.
316
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,725
That's freaking crazy.
317
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,394
It's amazing, and we'll go on, like,
double dates and stuff.
318
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,648
I know, with, like, Alex.
319
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:11,942
I mean, if he wants to.
320
00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,820
Dustin says yes. Dustin says yes.
321
00:16:13,904 --> 00:16:14,989
- Brandt says yes.
- I do not say yes.
322
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:15,991
- Yes, he does.
- No, I do not.
323
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:16,993
- Yes, he does.
- No, I do not.
324
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,622
Oh, my God, wait.
325
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,500
Dustin, that is, like,
so presumptuous to think
326
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,045
that she's asking you. She asked him.
327
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,590
You guys, stop.
328
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,513
This is, like, so mean. Just tell her.
329
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:28,809
U-G-I-S, biyatch!
330
00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,353
- UGIS.
- UGIS.
331
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,735
Wait, what?
332
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,531
Oh, honey, don't you know?
333
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,535
It means ugliest girl in school.
334
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,006
UGIS!
335
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,759
They're so mean.
336
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:48,640
And they said they don't know
why you are wearing a bra, Anna,
337
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,061
'cause there's nothing to go in it.
338
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,609
I'm so sorry.
339
00:16:55,486 --> 00:16:58,535
It's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is really funny.
340
00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,916
UGIS! UGIS!
341
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,379
- Thanks for telling me, Becca.
- You're welcome.
342
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,175
- OK.
- Bye.
343
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,595
Bye.
344
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,535
It's not they like my haircut.
345
00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:21,246
They're assholes.
346
00:17:21,497 --> 00:17:23,209
No. They were right.
347
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,344
- I am ugly. I'm a freaking freak.
- No, you're not.
348
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,058
Like...
349
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:32,645
I'm UGIS.
350
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:37,822
Maya, if UGIS means beautiful unicorn,
351
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:41,830
then yeah, you...you you're UGIS.
Then, yeah, you are.
352
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,334
No. Na, do you understand, like,
353
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,673
I'm the ugliest girl in school.
354
00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:49,679
You get that in your skull?
355
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,518
Like, to love me is the biggest insult.
356
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,981
Like, that's what it means.
357
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:02,495
Then I guess, you know,
I've been insulted the greatest.
358
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,450
# I'm desperate for changing #
359
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:25,416
# Starving for truth #
360
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,466
# I'm closer to where I started #
361
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,263
# Chasing after you #
362
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:36,355
# I'm falling even more in love with you #
363
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:40,196
# Letting go of all I've held onto #
364
00:18:43,745 --> 00:18:47,670
You literally look, like, hot right now.
365
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,678
You know, none of this
actually makes any sense.
366
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:52,763
I know.
367
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,892
Like Terra Newback?
It's a hunchback for Pete's sake.
368
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:56,563
Yeah, I know.
Or freaking Cindy Puchak like?
369
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,023
Her mole covers her whole neck.
370
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,152
It's the size of my face, like,
it's bigger.
371
00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:01,906
And like, think about Beth Mahoney.
372
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,537
Beth Mahoney is freaking busted like...
373
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,708
- She's UGIS.
- She's so UGIS.
374
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,377
- Like I'm UGIS?
- You're not UGIS.
375
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,883
- Hey, UGIS.
- Go fuck your mom.
376
00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,220
They're all a bunch of fuckers.
377
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,272
We just have to do something about this.
378
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:19,525
Anna, I can't.
379
00:19:22,322 --> 00:19:23,617
I have an idea.
380
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:26,706
Do you know where the eighth graders sit?
381
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,825
You shouldn't be here.
382
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,246
- Get out of here, freaks.
- OK.
383
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,457
- Fucking leave.
- We should go.
384
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,378
Shuji, no. It's important. Stop.
385
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:52,381
Um...
386
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:54,762
They were these boys in our grade,
387
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,308
who were not kind to...
388
00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:59,563
- I need you to beat them up, Shuji.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,526
Like, it just needs to happen.
390
00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:02,945
Why should I?
391
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,034
See. Like I told you he wouldn't care.
392
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,497
This is literally, like,
the worst day of my life,
393
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:10,836
and he'll probably call me UGIS, too.
394
00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:14,342
Did you just say UGIS?
395
00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,096
Yeah.
396
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,945
UGIS is the worst thing you can be called.
397
00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:27,035
The list of UGIS's past,
they're all heinous dogs.
398
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:28,120
There's a list?
399
00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:31,293
Look, I'm not gonna beat up
a seventh grader,
400
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,838
but I can teach you some words.
401
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,176
Um, what do they look like?
402
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:38,390
Um. Well, like, um...
403
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:44,110
Brandt, he, like,
has this, like, chestnut silky hair,
404
00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:46,364
and it's like, he has brown honeydew...
405
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,160
No, what are his bad features?
406
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,999
Oh.
407
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,210
Um...
408
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,884
- I think he's like... he's, like, short.
- Mm-hmm.
409
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,513
- That's true.
- Yeah. That's good.
410
00:20:57,596 --> 00:20:58,973
- Is that good?
- Mm-hmm.
411
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,936
- And like, Stacy Davis told me that...
- Oh, yeah.
412
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,731
...she gave me a handy
when his dad was sick
413
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,150
to help make him feel better,
414
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,446
and she said he's not circumcised,
415
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,117
and it looks like an aardvark.
416
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,494
That's what she said.
417
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,541
OK, for sure, you're gonna wanna bring up
the aardvark dick.
418
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,795
- OK.
- OK, this is what you're gonna say.
419
00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:16,843
Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit,
420
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,557
I would never touch that aardvark dick
with a 10-foot pole,
421
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,476
so suck it, bitch.
422
00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,029
You got it?
423
00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:30,077
Yeah. Yeah.
424
00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:31,747
- That was great.
- OK. All right.
425
00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,417
- OK.
- Don't...
426
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,712
Come on.
427
00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:46,234
You guys. You guys!
428
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:50,075
After school,
I'm gonna bitch out Brandt and Dustin.
429
00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:52,038
Magic.
430
00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,712
She's gonna get her butt kicked.
431
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,310
- You can do this.
- Yeah.
432
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:05,105
Like don't let anyone stop you
from your dreams.
433
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,441
Yeah.
434
00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:24,185
- What's up?
- So what's up!
435
00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:26,356
- What's up?
- What's up?
436
00:22:26,899 --> 00:22:29,028
- You midget!
- What are you doing?
437
00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,869
- Midget!
- OK.
438
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:34,790
Midget.
439
00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:37,587
You midget. Aardvark. You got an aardvark?
440
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,259
- You got an aardvark.
- I... I have a dog.
441
00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:42,179
Has a dog.
442
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,267
- You're a piece of shit!
- Yeah, you're a piece of shit!
443
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,812
Oh, damn, you're gonna take that?
444
00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:47,607
Midget piece of shit.
445
00:22:47,691 --> 00:22:49,027
Yeah, what?
446
00:22:50,947 --> 00:22:52,283
Come on. Come on, fight.
447
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:54,538
Yeah! Yeah! You mi...
448
00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,082
You midget piece of shit! Yeah!
449
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:57,376
You gonna take that?
450
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,880
- You better take that.
- Yeah, take that.
451
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,800
- You gonna take that?
- What?
452
00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,596
- You're a midget piece of shit!
- Yeah!
453
00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:06,186
And you got an aardvark dick,
and that's why your dad died.
454
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:12,198
- Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go! Go!
- Yes!
455
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,047
Hey, Brandt, are you OK?
456
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,513
Can't believe you'd bring up his dad.
457
00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:25,850
What the fuck? Come on.
458
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,105
You can't help it if Dustin's a bitch.
459
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,232
Fuck you!
460
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:30,902
Oh, my God, my mom!
461
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,031
- Go! Go!
- Maya...
462
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,035
It's OK.
463
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,968
Did I go too far today?
464
00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:47,226
I mean, like, it was definitely,
like, intense.
465
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:50,232
I probably shouldn't have said that
about his dad.
466
00:23:50,315 --> 00:23:52,236
Yeah. I mean, it was crazy.
467
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:55,284
- But, like, his dad did die. It's just a fact.
- Oh, wait, Na.
468
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,954
Oh! Mayi?
469
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,169
Mayi? Hello?
470
00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:01,922
- Hold on.
- OK.
471
00:24:10,773 --> 00:24:11,817
What you doing?
472
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,240
I mean, Maya, are you there?
473
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,833
- Oh, my God, Na!
- Oh, my God, what?
474
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,633
- Oh, my God!
- What?
475
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:28,893
Holy f-balls!
476
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,894
Can't do this.
477
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,904
I don't wanna face everyone.
478
00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,580
I don't wanna do seventh grade.
479
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,418
I'm not doing seventh grade by myself.
480
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,255
No, it's gonna be a lot easier
for you now.
481
00:25:46,339 --> 00:25:48,009
I mean, like, you should go.
482
00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:50,556
Maya.
483
00:25:51,975 --> 00:25:54,773
You are my actual rainbow gel pen
484
00:25:55,817 --> 00:26:00,242
in a sea of blue and black
writing utensils, like...
485
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,079
- I'm not doing it alone.
- Really?
486
00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:03,373
Yeah! Duh!
487
00:26:03,874 --> 00:26:06,045
- So we'll do it together?
- Yeah.
488
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:08,466
Just one step at a time.
It's not like it's gonna last forever.
489
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:09,970
- Yeah, it's not.
- Like...
490
00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,515
And, like, I'll do it you do it.
491
00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:16,482
OK. I'll do it if you do it.
492
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,869
Wait.
493
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:26,753
We have to do it
at the exact same time, OK?
494
00:26:29,551 --> 00:26:32,139
One, two...
495
00:26:34,644 --> 00:26:37,692
# I wish I could tie you up in my shoes #
496
00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,071
# Make you feel unpretty too #
497
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:43,203
# I was told I was beautiful #
498
00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:45,415
# But what does that mean to you? #
499
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:48,631
# Look into the mirror
Who's inside there #
500
00:26:48,714 --> 00:26:50,718
# The one with the long hair #
501
00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:55,268
# Same old me again today, yeah #
502
00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:59,276
# You can buy your hair if it won't grow #
503
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,865
# You can fix your nose if he says so #
504
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:05,497
# You can buy all the make-up
That M. A. C can make #
505
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# But if you can't look inside you #
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# Find out who am I to #