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These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.

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They live in Evart, Michigan.

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It's a small town that's
not exactly in its prime.

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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.

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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.

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Lots and lots of lottery
tickets.

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But they're not hoping
to get lucky.

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You see, they don't need luck.

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But this story
doesn't start there.

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It starts with Jerry,

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getting up before dawn just like
he has every day for 42 years,

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going to work at
the Corn Flakes factory,

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for what he fears
will be the last time.

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It's a math problem, really.

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If you count the letters, uh,

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except the letter "I,"
which they skip

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because it looks like a "1",

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then you realize
that "J" is February.

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And then, the last letter...

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Oh, boy.

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That designates the plant code,

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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...

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I did.

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Jerry,

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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.

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Well, yeah. But... I...

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I don't have to be. Um...

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I know my line
is shutting down, but...

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You know, I have a thing
with numbers.

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Come on.

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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.

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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?

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Absolutely.

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Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys

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how you started
working here in high school?

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You worked nights, right?

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To Jerry. All right.

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Not everybody
can pull off 42 years

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without getting fired.

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And now you have a boss who's
going to let you sleep in.

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And won't yell at me.

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Wrong about that.Oh.

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You know, you should get
your real estate license,

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just like Howard did.

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It's like having a job.

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But it's also like
being retired,

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because you don't do anything.

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It's true.

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Most days, I don't
even leave the house.

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Well...

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You know, I'll make it work.

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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.

53
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No, you don't need to do that.

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No, I'd be happy to.

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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.

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I kind of have a system.

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Oh, yeah, and a good one.

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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.

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Oh, God. Here we go.

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Hey. I got an idea. Yeah?

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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?

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You know, find ways of
making things run better.Ah.

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You wanna walk around
on my construction site

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and tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Oof.

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I wouldn't charge much.

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Oh, and I have
to pay you for this?

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Darn right. Are you going
to also come by

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and teach my wife
how to grade papers?

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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.

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Thank you, Dawn.

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I'm gonna take you up on that.

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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.

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Oh, whoops.

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You sold it too well.

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Shut up. Backfired right in your face.

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Yeah, sweetie? Okay.

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Can we show Pop Pop?

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Uh, yeah, you wanna show
Pop Pop right now?

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Show me what?

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We got you
a retirement present. Surprise.

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Okay.

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Open your eyes. Open.

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Holy cow!

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A fishing boat. What...

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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay. Yeah, you took me once.

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Yeah, now you can go
whenever you want.

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Yeah, how about that?

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This is great.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Oh, good.

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Oh. Dad likes it.

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And you, for keeping a secret.

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Thank you, pumpkin.

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Thank you, Doug. You like it?

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Yeah. All right.

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My goodness.

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My goodness. Good job.
You didn't spoil it.

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That was your one job.
You did so good. You okay?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I don't have many
regular clothes.

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It's all work shirts.

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Well, we can
get you more clothes.

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Hmm.

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It'll be an adjustment.

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You'll find your way.

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Hmm.

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Have you?

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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.

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You want this one?

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Nope.

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Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.

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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.

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Dang it. Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...

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I know you're good for it.

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Thanks, Leon.

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What are you doing out here?

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My appointment is at00.

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No, you said you'd come at00.

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I don't have any other appointments.
I have six clients.

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Okay.

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How do you make a living
with only six clients?

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I don't. I just became an online
travel agent. See the posters?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, why do you need
posters if it's online?

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Because they were free.

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Why do you always have to understand
the reasoning behind everything?

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Oh, well.

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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.

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How's the boat?

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Water's still too cold.

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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.

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Hmm. How's my account?

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Speaking of cold...

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2% gains,

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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.

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Look, you gotta
be more aggressive.

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If you let me put that in stocks,
I could probably get you 10%.

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That would double
your money in only...

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7.27 years.

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Literally the only time I was
going to get to use that today.

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Nope.

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This is all we've got.

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And I'm not about
to gamble with it.

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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...

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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.

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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.

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Don't need an appointment.Okay.

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Take out the boat.

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I may just do that.

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Oh!

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No.

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Holy cow!

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Hey, Jer.

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What's a roll down? It's when
the jackpot hits two million

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and nobody gets six numbers.

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Then the whole jackpot
rolls down

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to the people
who got three or four...

157
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Whatever.

158
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Just better odds.

159
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Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.

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Better odds.

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Can that be right?

162
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All right.

163
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It's not gambling.

164
00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:17,301
The lottery? Yup. There's a way
to win every time.

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Are you having a stroke?

166
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There's a loophole

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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.

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Now, on a typical drawing,

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you'd have a one in 54 chance of
hitting three out of six numbers,

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and a one in 1,500
chance of hitting four.

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Odds are you'll lose every time.

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Not every time.

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I won a free ticket
last week, which lost.

174
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But on the roll down weeks,

175
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the payouts to the lower numbers

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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.

177
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So, the math is in your favor.

178
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And they missed it.

179
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I don't know what this says.

180
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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.

181
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It means that
on the roll down weeks,

182
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you're guaranteed to win.

183
00:10:57,652 --> 00:10:59,309
That can't be true.

184
00:10:59,412 --> 00:11:02,519
Why not? Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.

185
00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:04,142
There's a building
of people in Detroit

186
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whose job it is to know how
the numbers work. And they do.

187
00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:11,804
I cannot believe
you are my accountant.

188
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Parttime accountant.

189
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,980
Fulltime online travel agent.

190
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Hey, Mindy.

191
00:11:25,611 --> 00:11:27,475
Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?

192
00:11:27,578 --> 00:11:29,511
Uh, no... I...

193
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:33,550
I'd like to withdraw $2,000.

194
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240
Yep.

195
00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:39,142
So, how are your feet?

196
00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:40,591
Been better.

197
00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:42,075
Rolling the tennis ball helped,

198
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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.

199
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I can bring you another one.

200
00:11:46,149 --> 00:11:48,254
They come in threes.Thanks.

201
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:54,018
Oh, thank you.

202
00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:56,711
I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.

203
00:11:56,814 --> 00:11:58,022
Okay.

204
00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:01,094
Oh.

205
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:04,443
Probably be 20% more than this.

206
00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:05,547
Give or take.

207
00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:07,031
See you then.Okay.

208
00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:34,887
Thank you.

209
00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:36,958
Okay. Have a good day.

210
00:12:42,619 --> 00:12:44,517
Two thousand WinFall tickets.

211
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,210
Two thousand?

212
00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:48,970
Yes, ma'am.

213
00:12:56,115 --> 00:13:01,016
Good evening, folks, and welcome to
this week's WinFall lottery roll down.

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00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,744
Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.

215
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:07,989
The first lucky number is six.

216
00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:09,956
The second number...

217
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,408
Twentythree.

218
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,377
You okay? Oh, yeah. Never better.

219
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:20,312
Fortythree. So, how'd
it go with the boat?

220
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,245
Oh, uh...

221
00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:26,490
They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.

222
00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:29,148
I mean, we're supposed to be doing
stuff together anyway, right?

223
00:13:29,252 --> 00:13:30,908
Thirtyone.

224
00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:32,748
You want to watch a movie?
The next winning number is...

225
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:36,638
Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now. Ten.

226
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,055
Well, so, when? Well, I don't know.

227
00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,643
I'm watching a program.

228
00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:43,575
You're watching this?

229
00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:44,611
No.

230
00:13:58,522 --> 00:14:02,733
Fortythree, 31, 10, and 32.

231
00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:04,632
And we hope you're a winner.

232
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,565
One...

233
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,741
That's one's four.

234
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,227
Twentyone, 28.

235
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:16,471
Sixteen.

236
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:31,003
Problem is, nobody knows
about this town.

237
00:14:31,106 --> 00:14:34,731
Evart should start selling houses for
a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.

238
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,353
Lure people here.

239
00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:38,355
We can live in Tuscany
for a dollar?

240
00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:39,667
Well, a Euro.

241
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,909
That's a dollar.

242
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,946
No, a little more than that.

243
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,603
Jerry, how much is a Euro?

244
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:49,572
Jerry.

245
00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:51,644
Oh.

246
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:53,473
Sorry.

247
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,269
Mmm.

248
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,375
Full house.

249
00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:00,584
We're playing gin.

250
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,068
Oh.

251
00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:11,077
Thank you so much. All right.
Well, goodnight.

252
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:12,493
Goodnight. Take care.

253
00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:14,633
Have a good
walk home. Okay.

254
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,152
Gin, or poker, or cribbage,

255
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:19,199
I get confused by them all.
You don't care. You don't care.

256
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,364
Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.

257
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,572
All right, night.

258
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,679
You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.

259
00:15:26,783 --> 00:15:28,681
I'm too old to wait it out.

260
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,099
Oh...

261
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,482
I missed my chance.

262
00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,659
I did everything
I was supposed to do.

263
00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:42,730
Everything I had to do.

264
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:46,630
Now it's too late
to do anything else.

265
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,738
Oh, your life isn't over.

266
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,469
Everybody seems to think it is.

267
00:15:57,986 --> 00:15:59,125
Well...

268
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,164
Heck, I can do anything.

269
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:06,132
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.

270
00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:09,584
But instead...

271
00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:13,795
These are my golden years.

272
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:16,902
Yeah, just because things didn't
work out the way you wanted,

273
00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:18,904
doesn't mean they won't.

274
00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:21,285
Good luck happens, same as bad.

275
00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,498
What?

276
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,468
Good luck, it happens
same as bad?

277
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:34,437
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah.

278
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,716
What? Oh, man. What a dummy.

279
00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:39,994
Not you. Me.

280
00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:42,341
You're a genius.

281
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,655
Sample size.

282
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,624
That is where I went wrong.

283
00:16:49,728 --> 00:16:53,248
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.

284
00:16:53,732 --> 00:16:54,733
It's just math.

285
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:56,700
Oh, I don't like math.

286
00:16:56,804 --> 00:16:58,737
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

287
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,912
Here, let me show you...

288
00:17:02,016 --> 00:17:04,190
Here. So,
if you take a coin

289
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,434
and you flipped it 1,000 times,

290
00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:09,679
you might still get 60% heads.

291
00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:16,202
But if you flipped it 5,000 times,
the probability gets closer to 50%.

292
00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:20,344
The sample has to be large enough
to take luck out of the equation.

293
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,382
And this is for you.

294
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,765
Are you depositing a penny?

295
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,526
No. No.

296
00:17:29,906 --> 00:17:30,907
No. Uh...

297
00:17:31,908 --> 00:17:33,634
I wanna make a withdrawal.

298
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,775
$4,200.

299
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,123
Oh, and how much does
that leave us with?

300
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,435
I am checking.

301
00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,439
A little over four.

302
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:47,854
Okay.

303
00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:52,618
Make it six, then.

304
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,827
Six? Mmmhmm.

305
00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:04,872
Eight?

306
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,013
Eight?$8,000.

307
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:09,842
Are you sure? Hmm.

308
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:14,122
Ninetyeight.

309
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,818
Ninetynine.

310
00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,546
Eight thousand.

311
00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:26,997
Thank you, Midge.

312
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:28,689
There we go.

313
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:29,792
Byebye.

314
00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:33,901
You know,
every town has a thing.

315
00:18:34,004 --> 00:18:35,316
We need a thing.

316
00:18:35,419 --> 00:18:37,214
What happened to jazz fest?

317
00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:39,769
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.

318
00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:42,150
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.

319
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,566
Oh, yeah.

320
00:18:43,669 --> 00:18:44,946
Jazz fest made money, too.

321
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,880
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.Yeah.

322
00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,296
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.

323
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,298
We thought it was
part of the show.

324
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:53,610
Oh.

325
00:18:53,714 --> 00:18:55,439
By the way, a bunch
of us are pooling money

326
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,614
for the lottery tonight.

327
00:18:57,718 --> 00:19:00,168
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.

328
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,240
We're not lottery people. That's probably
for the best.

329
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,218
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands

330
00:19:05,242 --> 00:19:06,658
on those things?

331
00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:08,280
You all right? Here we go.

332
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,327
What's the matter?
Take the drink. Down the wrong pipe.

333
00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:11,352
Eating too fast.

334
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:14,562
Yeah.

335
00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:18,703
Ooh.

336
00:19:20,223 --> 00:19:21,604
Four.

337
00:19:39,691 --> 00:19:40,691
Whoo.

338
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,932
I mean, it's like
a regular travel agent,

339
00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:04,956
but it's online,

340
00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:06,186
so people can act like animals

341
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:07,384
when something doesn't work out.

342
00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:09,134
Hey, you should be traveling.

343
00:20:09,237 --> 00:20:11,792
You and Wendy used to go on
all these cruises and come back

344
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:13,252
and call everything port
and starboard.

345
00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:14,598
I didn't even
know which was which.

346
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:16,589
Depends which ocean you're on.

347
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,178
Hmm. No. No. Yep.

348
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:20,973
She'd want you to have fun.

349
00:20:21,077 --> 00:20:22,595
It's been three years.

350
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,632
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?

351
00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:26,116
With
cheese on it.Okay.

352
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,531
Brats and... Oh. Cheddar?

353
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:29,430
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?

354
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,501
See? This is
a good time. Huh?

355
00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:33,296
Mmm. I told you it'd be
worth the drive.

356
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,504
No, you said you didn't know

357
00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,092
how many weekends you have left.

358
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,369
Well, I don't.

359
00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:40,544
Yeah, but the math works.

360
00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:42,305
Drive for two hours,
get a free burger.

361
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,789
Offsets the cost of gas.

362
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:45,170
I don't eat meat, Dad.

363
00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:46,827
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.

364
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,138
No, that's still meat.

365
00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:49,519
Okay.

366
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,383
Is he okay?

367
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:55,180
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."

368
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,523
It is more fun when you're here.

369
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,115
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.

370
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,288
Yeah.

371
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,576
I know you've waited
a really long time

372
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,395
for him to retire. I know.

373
00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:05,742
I know. We need to work on it.

374
00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:09,021
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...

375
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,954
You know? What?

376
00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:13,218
Yeah. Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...

377
00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:14,993
Honey.

378
00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:16,408
I'm gonna get a beer.

379
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,306
Okay? Okay. We'll work on it.

380
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,308
I'm thinking about it anyway. Okay.

381
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,724
I wish he would.

382
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:24,934
Whoa.

383
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,521
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

384
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,283
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.

385
00:21:29,386 --> 00:21:31,354
Let's not...
Let's not open that.

386
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,770
Why? I want the popcorn. I know. I know.

387
00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:36,946
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.

388
00:21:37,049 --> 00:21:38,913
I like stale.

389
00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:42,020
Well, but this is full of sugar.
It's no good for you.

390
00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:44,885
I saw you eat seven Oreos.

391
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:47,370
You want an Oreo?

392
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,992
You ate them all, Pop Pop.

393
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,444
Okay. All right. Uh...

394
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,757
Let me just have it
for one minute.

395
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:57,035
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.

396
00:21:57,138 --> 00:21:59,244
You trust Pop Pop now, right?

397
00:21:59,347 --> 00:22:01,418
Let me just take one minute.

398
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:02,765
And I'll be right out.

399
00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:19,091
Here you go.

400
00:22:19,195 --> 00:22:21,507
Take. Thanks, Pop Pop.

401
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:23,647
Yep.

402
00:22:41,113 --> 00:22:42,528
Something you wanna tell me?

403
00:22:43,357 --> 00:22:44,807
What?

404
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:45,911
The pantry.

405
00:22:51,158 --> 00:22:52,815
I'm playing the lottery.

406
00:22:54,747 --> 00:22:56,922
I meant the empty bag of Oreos.

407
00:23:00,926 --> 00:23:04,619
I'm playing the lottery,
and I'm winning.

408
00:23:04,723 --> 00:23:07,899
I figured out the math,
and I won $15,000.

409
00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:10,971
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted MiniWheats box.

410
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:13,214
Wow.

411
00:23:19,013 --> 00:23:21,740
I gave $20 to
Shirley's lottery pool.

412
00:23:21,844 --> 00:23:24,122
I guess it's not
such a big deal now.

413
00:23:26,331 --> 00:23:27,642
I...

414
00:23:28,091 --> 00:23:29,575
I had to try it.

415
00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:32,337
I... I found this
flaw in the game,

416
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,443
and I had to find out
if I was right.

417
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,238
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?

418
00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:40,966
I... felt silly.

419
00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:44,797
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...

420
00:23:45,453 --> 00:23:47,041
This is no time to risk it.

421
00:23:49,457 --> 00:23:51,149
Yes, it is. What?

422
00:23:51,252 --> 00:23:52,357
It's time to risk it.

423
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,703
Because right now we're losing

424
00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:55,878
something that
matters even more.

425
00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:59,260
I've waited 40 years
for it to be just us,

426
00:23:59,364 --> 00:24:01,711
and so far
we kind of suck at it.

427
00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:03,815
We have Jeopardy.

428
00:24:03,886 --> 00:24:07,199
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!

429
00:24:07,303 --> 00:24:08,787
I wanna have fun.

430
00:24:10,064 --> 00:24:11,721
I wanna have fun.

431
00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:17,382
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?

432
00:24:17,485 --> 00:24:19,177
We got married when we were 17,

433
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,972
so we know how to do it.

434
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:23,664
Well, that's true.

435
00:24:24,768 --> 00:24:27,668
We need something for us.

436
00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,983
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,

437
00:24:32,086 --> 00:24:35,918
but I'd rob a bank if it gave
us something to talk about.

438
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:38,023
Okay.

439
00:24:38,127 --> 00:24:41,337
$15,000?Yep.

440
00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:46,721
If we bet the whole $15,000...

441
00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:49,103
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all. You think?

442
00:24:49,207 --> 00:24:52,279
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...

443
00:24:52,382 --> 00:24:54,281
No. No,
no, no, no.

444
00:24:54,384 --> 00:24:56,800
Leon, what happened to WinFall?

445
00:24:56,904 --> 00:24:58,941
Oh, they...
they phased it out.

446
00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:01,460
What? It's gone,
just like that?

447
00:25:01,564 --> 00:25:03,083
You don't play anyway, do you?

448
00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:06,051
No.Yeah, well, I guess
people will just

449
00:25:06,155 --> 00:25:08,364
have to play the one
in Massachusetts now.

450
00:25:10,849 --> 00:25:13,541
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.

451
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,164
Yeah. I mean...

452
00:25:15,267 --> 00:25:16,303
I mean, it looks right.

453
00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:17,856
And Massachusetts
isn't that far.

454
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,515
No, it's only about a 10hour drive
if our truck doesn't break down.

455
00:25:21,618 --> 00:25:23,413
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.

456
00:25:23,517 --> 00:25:24,863
From whom?

457
00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:27,003
Truckers. Yeah, they're always
looking for company.

458
00:25:27,107 --> 00:25:29,350
To murder. We'll jump out
if it gets weird.

459
00:25:29,454 --> 00:25:32,250
And they won't even know that we
have a duffle bag full of cash.

460
00:25:32,353 --> 00:25:34,562
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.

461
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:37,117
All right. All right, what?

462
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,290
I'm in, too.

463
00:25:38,394 --> 00:25:40,327
You sure? No.

464
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:43,916
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000.

465
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,022
I just got a cruise
I gotta cancel now.

466
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,006
Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.

467
00:26:04,109 --> 00:26:07,492
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.

468
00:26:08,217 --> 00:26:09,114
Oh.

469
00:26:09,218 --> 00:26:11,220
And I found us
a small town to play in.

470
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,843
Yeah, keep things quiet.

471
00:26:13,946 --> 00:26:16,156
You know, like how
I park a block away

472
00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:17,709
at a good garage sale.

473
00:26:17,812 --> 00:26:19,193
Yeah? Oh.Move.

474
00:26:22,438 --> 00:26:24,647
You got a ham radio? What?

475
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,649
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.

476
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,755
I suppose I can go to Ace... Wait a minute.

477
00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:32,344
How are we on batteries?

478
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:34,691
Uh... I...

479
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,142
Ah.

480
00:26:37,246 --> 00:26:41,112
Okay. Let's get some more.
Just in case.

481
00:26:41,215 --> 00:26:43,252
Feels like we really
are robbing a bank.

482
00:26:43,355 --> 00:26:46,703
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.

483
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,533
Here are the keys.

484
00:26:48,636 --> 00:26:50,397
All right. Aah.

485
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,675
I got the coupons.

486
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,090
All right. You grab that.

487
00:26:54,194 --> 00:26:56,161
Oh, now? Oh.

488
00:26:56,265 --> 00:26:57,542
Let's go.Oh.

489
00:26:57,645 --> 00:26:59,544
Can I get dressed first?

490
00:27:04,514 --> 00:27:06,792
Mmm.Whoo.

491
00:27:06,896 --> 00:27:08,242
You have cookies?

492
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,525
Ooh.

493
00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:53,322
Doesn't look like much.

494
00:27:53,425 --> 00:27:56,532
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?

495
00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,022
Hey, kid, those are
buy one, get one free,

496
00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:05,782
'cause they're so out of date.

497
00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,198
They're from 2013,

498
00:28:07,301 --> 00:28:10,339
but they'll still
turn your mouth blue.

499
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:13,928
Actually, I'm gonna
get them first.

500
00:28:14,032 --> 00:28:15,896
How can I help you?

501
00:28:15,999 --> 00:28:19,313
We'd like to buy
8,000 WinFall tickets.

502
00:28:21,281 --> 00:28:22,627
I'm gonna get you first.

503
00:28:26,044 --> 00:28:27,528
No way is this enough.

504
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,186
There's no way that was enough.

505
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:31,808
Uh...

506
00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:34,294
Eight thousand WinFall
tickets is, like...

507
00:28:35,502 --> 00:28:37,366
$29,000.

508
00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:40,127
No. 16,000.$16,000.

509
00:28:40,231 --> 00:28:43,026
And that is how much we brought.

510
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:48,239
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets
an hour, so you'll be here all day.

511
00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:50,931
And let me tell you from experience,
being here all day sucks.

512
00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:53,485
Because I'm here all day.

513
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:59,353
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.

514
00:29:00,285 --> 00:29:02,011
I can do it. Let's get rolling.

515
00:29:02,114 --> 00:29:06,015
You want us? Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.

516
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:08,604
I'm busy. Well, can you show us
how it works?

517
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:10,053
You'll figure it out.

518
00:29:10,157 --> 00:29:12,435
Sorry, the motel's
not so great.

519
00:29:12,539 --> 00:29:14,748
The Pick and Shovel.

520
00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:16,232
Perfect name.

521
00:29:16,336 --> 00:29:19,028
Because it's what you
need to dig a grave.

522
00:29:19,131 --> 00:29:21,789
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.

523
00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:23,343
Huh?

524
00:29:23,446 --> 00:29:26,725
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.

525
00:29:26,829 --> 00:29:29,452
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight",

526
00:29:29,556 --> 00:29:32,075
"but a marriage,
that lasts forever."

527
00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:33,767
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."

528
00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:36,287
Which you spent on a Days Inn.

529
00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:39,151
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.

530
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:42,983
Well, I'm glad
we're being crazy.

531
00:29:43,086 --> 00:29:45,123
I'd sleep in the car
if I had to.

532
00:29:45,227 --> 00:29:47,229
Well, you may have to.

533
00:29:48,126 --> 00:29:49,783
I don't think this door locks.

534
00:29:49,886 --> 00:29:52,613
Oh, it's on, Jerry. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

535
00:29:56,307 --> 00:29:57,342
All right.

536
00:29:58,792 --> 00:30:00,518
Oh, you have the...

537
00:30:00,621 --> 00:30:03,659
Cross those fingers, our
very last lucky number is 21.

538
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:09,665
Folks, those numbers, one more
time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.

539
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:12,461
All right, folks, check those numbers.
We wish you the best of luck.

540
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:14,808
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.

541
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,266
Well, we got 8,000
tickets to check.

542
00:30:24,921 --> 00:30:26,129
Let's get started.

543
00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:28,235
We'll probably see sunrise.

544
00:30:51,465 --> 00:30:56,608
The last one
is a threenumber winner.

545
00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:58,541
Oh, good.

546
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:00,474
Okay.

547
00:31:02,269 --> 00:31:06,100
So we bet 16,000.Mmmhmm.

548
00:31:07,309 --> 00:31:12,175
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,

549
00:31:12,279 --> 00:31:14,730
so if we count those
as a push...

550
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:17,802
Which means we made...

551
00:31:18,941 --> 00:31:21,392
$21,043.

552
00:31:21,668 --> 00:31:23,152
Oh...

553
00:31:23,255 --> 00:31:25,982
I think we're gonna
need more Oreos.

554
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:31,988
Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's
a little piece left there for you.

555
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,681
No.You sure you don't...

556
00:31:34,784 --> 00:31:36,096
No, thank you.

557
00:31:55,218 --> 00:31:58,981
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.

558
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,465
Of course they did.

559
00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,433
It's not against the rules
to buy tickets.

560
00:32:02,536 --> 00:32:06,057
I thought an alarm would go off
and they'd start yelling at me.

561
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,162
So did I.

562
00:32:09,543 --> 00:32:12,443
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?

563
00:32:31,738 --> 00:32:35,983
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?

564
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,537
Bathroom vacancy grid.

565
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,367
I got tired of walking in there
and seeing feet under every stall.

566
00:32:40,471 --> 00:32:43,405
So, now I know that when the
light is green, the toilet is...

567
00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:45,407
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.

568
00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:47,419
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.

569
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:48,443
I am.

570
00:32:48,513 --> 00:32:50,066
Bathroom lights? No. That'd be stupid.

571
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,309
I'm doing one on the lottery.

572
00:32:51,413 --> 00:32:53,932
Ah. That's way
more stupid.

573
00:32:54,036 --> 00:32:55,313
It's not. I'm evaluating

574
00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:58,868
the exact odds of winning
Powerball versus Mega Millions.

575
00:32:58,972 --> 00:33:01,871
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.

576
00:33:03,286 --> 00:33:04,495
What are these?

577
00:33:04,598 --> 00:33:07,290
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.

578
00:33:07,394 --> 00:33:09,741
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.

579
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:49,263
Jerry, pull over.

580
00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,784
Come on, pull over. We're
only a mile from home.

581
00:33:52,888 --> 00:33:54,130
No.You can't hold it?

582
00:33:54,234 --> 00:33:55,615
It's not that.

583
00:33:56,857 --> 00:33:58,376
Okay. Okay.

584
00:34:17,153 --> 00:34:18,776
Marge, how long
is this gonna take?

585
00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:20,605
'Cause I actually have to go.

586
00:34:22,469 --> 00:34:25,679
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?

587
00:34:27,405 --> 00:34:29,511
Maybe you were meant to be here.

588
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,410
To work in the factory

589
00:34:32,514 --> 00:34:34,757
and to care about all these
people the way you do,

590
00:34:34,861 --> 00:34:38,589
because the day would come
when you could help them.

591
00:34:41,315 --> 00:34:43,214
What do you mean?

592
00:34:43,317 --> 00:34:46,907
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.

593
00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:03,406
I did say that.

594
00:35:09,516 --> 00:35:12,001
So you wanna start
a corporation?

595
00:35:12,105 --> 00:35:13,520
Bring in the whole town.

596
00:35:13,624 --> 00:35:16,281
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.

597
00:35:16,385 --> 00:35:18,421
Go big or go home.

598
00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:20,976
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.

599
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,460
Everybody rides.

600
00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:23,804
Will you stop talking like that?

601
00:35:23,841 --> 00:35:25,774
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.

602
00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:27,258
She's really into it.

603
00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:28,708
Because she knows it'll work.

604
00:35:28,811 --> 00:35:29,916
House always wins.

605
00:35:30,019 --> 00:35:31,020
Stop it.

606
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:33,965
You really think
people will come in on this?

607
00:35:33,989 --> 00:35:35,266
Yup. You did.

608
00:35:35,369 --> 00:35:37,650
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing to live for.

609
00:35:37,717 --> 00:35:40,374
You wanna buy
more shares, then? Yes!

610
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,998
And that about does it.

611
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,620
Any questions?

612
00:35:44,724 --> 00:35:48,486
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies? That's right.

613
00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:51,178
We've got a business license
and everything.

614
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:52,352
Not much of a name.

615
00:35:52,455 --> 00:35:53,802
Well, don't worry
about the name.

616
00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,385
You need "lottery"
in there somewhere.

617
00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:56,874
Well, the name's not important.

618
00:35:56,977 --> 00:36:00,740
It is if you wanna sell the idea.
I took a class on marketing.

619
00:36:00,843 --> 00:36:06,090
Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a
share for $500 and you make a profit.

620
00:36:06,193 --> 00:36:08,126
It's that simple. Do you have a logo?

621
00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:09,921
Don't need a logo. Logos help.

622
00:36:10,025 --> 00:36:11,923
I have a pig on a tractor.

623
00:36:13,407 --> 00:36:17,411
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.

624
00:36:17,515 --> 00:36:20,483
This will work,
and it'll help everybody.

625
00:36:20,587 --> 00:36:22,106
What if we want in,

626
00:36:22,209 --> 00:36:25,868
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough for a share?

627
00:36:25,972 --> 00:36:28,077
Do you accept other
forms of payment?

628
00:36:28,457 --> 00:36:29,527
Like what?

629
00:36:42,989 --> 00:36:44,059
Wait, wait, wait.

630
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:45,543
Got it all right here.

631
00:36:45,647 --> 00:36:47,303
Oh, we're in.

632
00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,581
I've never done
anything criminal like this.

633
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:51,687
No, Shirley,
it's not criminal.

634
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:55,484
We're gonna pay taxes on all
the winnings and claim expenses.

635
00:36:55,587 --> 00:36:57,797
Jerry's got it all worked out.

636
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,972
Your mother and I
are going into business.

637
00:37:01,076 --> 00:37:03,734
Are you selling her toffee
or something?

638
00:37:03,837 --> 00:37:06,737
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.

639
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,705
It's 500 a share.Okay.

640
00:37:09,809 --> 00:37:12,259
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?

641
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,503
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.

642
00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,366
You can see in
the first three playsDad, Dad.

643
00:37:16,436 --> 00:37:17,676
That we've increased our profit.

644
00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:19,473
It's just not for me.

645
00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:22,304
I just don't understand this.
It's just math.

646
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,237
It's always just math.

647
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,664
It's like sorting through coins,
looking for buffalo nickels,

648
00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:28,517
because you had
calculated there was,

649
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,864
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?

650
00:37:30,968 --> 00:37:33,073
Yeah. We made $600.

651
00:37:33,177 --> 00:37:37,457
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.

652
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,803
It was fun.

653
00:37:40,494 --> 00:37:43,774
It would have been nice to just
throw the football or something.

654
00:37:46,259 --> 00:37:47,605
Look, I'm...

655
00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:51,195
Hey, Doug?

656
00:37:51,298 --> 00:37:53,518
Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn
and they want you to come take a look.

657
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:54,742
All right.
I'll be right there.

658
00:37:54,785 --> 00:37:57,201
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.

659
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,691
I'll be in your business,
Pop Pop.

660
00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:09,213
How are you at logos? Good.

661
00:38:09,316 --> 00:38:10,801
Well, come here and show
Pop Pop.

662
00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:12,941
Here.

663
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,256
Let me give you some paper.

664
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,672
And you show me what you can do

665
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:23,917
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.

666
00:38:24,021 --> 00:38:26,644
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.

667
00:38:26,748 --> 00:38:28,128
Right there.
Push the button.

668
00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:42,039
Bill? Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.

669
00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:43,834
Hi.

670
00:38:43,937 --> 00:38:45,939
Hey, uh, if we're gonna
do this again,

671
00:38:46,043 --> 00:38:48,321
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.

672
00:38:49,701 --> 00:38:52,774
We are betting 40,000.

673
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:54,637
You guys drug dealers?

674
00:38:54,741 --> 00:38:58,296
No. We're professional
lottery players.

675
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,850
I don't think that's a thing.

676
00:38:59,953 --> 00:39:01,506
It is now.

677
00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,924
Listen, as much as I'd like to see
if you can stand behind that thing

678
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:07,098
for that long
without breaking a hip,

679
00:39:07,202 --> 00:39:09,722
there's no way you can buy that
many tickets before closing time.

680
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,516
Can you stay open later?

681
00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:12,966
Oh, I'm afraid not.

682
00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:17,488
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.

683
00:39:17,591 --> 00:39:19,904
Oh.Well, truth be told,

684
00:39:20,008 --> 00:39:22,320
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.

685
00:39:22,424 --> 00:39:26,083
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,

686
00:39:26,186 --> 00:39:29,224
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.

687
00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:30,846
It's a liability.

688
00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,436
Well...

689
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,576
What if we weren't customers?

690
00:39:44,101 --> 00:39:45,999
I have no idea what you're
talking about.

691
00:39:46,897 --> 00:39:50,107
What if we were partners?

692
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:56,976
Bill, I'd like to introduce you
to GS Investment Strategies.

693
00:39:59,288 --> 00:40:00,911
I'm in. Can I be in?

694
00:40:04,224 --> 00:40:07,918
So I'm a shareholder, and I could
totally get you guys in if you want.

695
00:40:08,021 --> 00:40:11,404
So, it's a WinFall,
so when the numbers...

696
00:40:11,507 --> 00:40:15,408
Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's
say you've got several hundred dollars.

697
00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:20,792
Then there is these lottery numbers.
If they don't hit, you win.

698
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,244
You in? You got any money?

699
00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,178
I believe we are done.

700
00:40:28,007 --> 00:40:29,871
Hey, I got two more
shareholders.

701
00:40:29,974 --> 00:40:33,054
One of them's got to rob his parents'
house real quick, but he's definitely in.

702
00:40:34,289 --> 00:40:36,636
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.

703
00:40:36,739 --> 00:40:37,913
All right.

704
00:40:38,017 --> 00:40:39,708
You want a bong hit real quick?

705
00:40:39,811 --> 00:40:42,607
I don't know what that is. Marge?

706
00:40:42,711 --> 00:40:45,817
No thanks, Bill. All right. Ow!

707
00:40:50,546 --> 00:40:52,686
Our next number is 46...

708
00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:55,137
Number 24...

709
00:40:55,241 --> 00:40:59,141
And our very last number for
today is number 23.

710
00:40:59,245 --> 00:41:03,283
So, one more time, those numbers
are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...

711
00:41:03,387 --> 00:41:05,768
Okay, here we go.

712
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:08,771
No more
cigarette burns, huh? Yeah.

713
00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:14,743
Well...

714
00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:19,782
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee

715
00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:22,544
and get started.

716
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,201
Or it could wait till morning.

717
00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:26,134
Tomorrow?

718
00:41:41,287 --> 00:41:42,702
Oh.

719
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,050
Hmm.

720
00:41:53,471 --> 00:41:54,956
The lottery?

721
00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:56,681
Lottery winners get
a lot of clicks.

722
00:41:56,785 --> 00:41:58,787
I don't do clicks. I do news.

723
00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:01,893
Do you not see all these
empty cubicles?

724
00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,966
Just poke around for something.

725
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,313
Find me a headline that I can

726
00:42:07,416 --> 00:42:09,384
throw in the Spotlight section.

727
00:42:16,805 --> 00:42:19,497
Hmm.

728
00:42:19,601 --> 00:42:24,261
Oh, nice thing about this mattress
is, we both roll to the center.

729
00:42:26,849 --> 00:42:29,369
I don't think I can
get out if I tried.

730
00:42:29,473 --> 00:42:31,095
Well, we have time.

731
00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:35,134
What? What the heck?

732
00:42:35,237 --> 00:42:37,412
Hey, hey, all right, all right.

733
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,312
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.

734
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,176
It came in! What did?

735
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,628
The lottery sends a tally of all
the winnings sold by the store.

736
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:50,183
WinFall tickets won $82,000.

737
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,912
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?

738
00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:57,604
Just yours, plus six more. Yes!

739
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,399
To me. But those didn't win.

740
00:43:00,642 --> 00:43:01,815
We doubled it. We doubled it.

741
00:43:01,919 --> 00:43:03,714
We doubled it!

742
00:43:03,817 --> 00:43:04,817
We doubled it!

743
00:43:05,992 --> 00:43:07,407
We doubled it!

744
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,245
Whoo!

745
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,498
It's Steve.

746
00:44:03,601 --> 00:44:04,601
Hey, Steve.

747
00:44:04,671 --> 00:44:06,156
Hey, Jerry.

748
00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:09,745
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.

749
00:44:09,849 --> 00:44:13,266
I will be sending out an
official shareholder report.

750
00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:16,097
Yeah, yeah, right, right,
but you know...

751
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,168
He wants to know.
What do you think?

752
00:44:21,516 --> 00:44:24,381
Well, we doubled it.

753
00:44:24,484 --> 00:44:25,484
We doubled it!

754
00:44:36,289 --> 00:44:37,463
Shh.

755
00:45:01,763 --> 00:45:03,603
This can't be real.
I didn't believe it either,

756
00:45:03,627 --> 00:45:06,837
but I've been running simulations
during the drawings, and it's right.

757
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:09,495
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards the buyer.

758
00:45:09,598 --> 00:45:11,818
Can you get money
from your dad? I'm not asking him for shit.

759
00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,293
Why not? His name is on a building.
I think he can afford it.

760
00:45:14,396 --> 00:45:15,846
Because this is mine.

761
00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,227
Do you have 10 grand? No.

762
00:45:19,298 --> 00:45:20,713
I have a dorm.

763
00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:22,163
Okay, that is one slice of pizza

764
00:45:22,266 --> 00:45:23,681
per person. One slice.
Thank you.

765
00:45:23,785 --> 00:45:26,305
Hey, only take a piece if
you contributed to the fund.

766
00:45:26,408 --> 00:45:31,172
The first thing you learn at Harvard
is that you're here for your future.

767
00:45:31,655 --> 00:45:33,035
Right?

768
00:45:33,139 --> 00:45:34,554
Second thing you learn...

769
00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:36,556
Is that's all bullshit.

770
00:45:37,799 --> 00:45:39,870
There is no future.

771
00:45:39,973 --> 00:45:43,908
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.

772
00:45:44,012 --> 00:45:47,878
I found a flaw in the lottery.

773
00:45:47,981 --> 00:45:50,708
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time

774
00:45:50,812 --> 00:45:53,746
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.

775
00:45:53,849 --> 00:45:56,714
But it only works
if you can bet big.

776
00:45:56,818 --> 00:46:02,410
So, tell your parents that you
have new lab fees, or need books,

777
00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:04,343
or got an STD.

778
00:46:06,103 --> 00:46:11,729
Whatever it takes, because if we
pull this off, then we are legends!

779
00:46:14,974 --> 00:46:19,254
Also, I'm gonna need you all to
fill out about 300 lottery slips,

780
00:46:19,358 --> 00:46:20,945
so we don't bet duplicates.

781
00:46:21,049 --> 00:46:22,637
Here you go. That's for you.

782
00:46:23,638 --> 00:46:24,673
Thank you.

783
00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:29,540
You're not filling any out?

784
00:46:29,644 --> 00:46:31,542
No. I'm in charge.

785
00:46:34,511 --> 00:46:37,134
Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?

786
00:46:37,238 --> 00:46:39,895
Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.

787
00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:41,690
We're bringing back
the jazz festival.

788
00:46:41,794 --> 00:46:44,935
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.

789
00:46:45,038 --> 00:46:48,214
Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have
had it when Prince was around.

790
00:46:48,318 --> 00:46:49,802
He wouldn't have come, Howard.

791
00:46:49,905 --> 00:46:51,321
We'll never know.

792
00:46:51,424 --> 00:46:53,747
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?

793
00:46:53,771 --> 00:46:55,162
You don't wanna
invest it somewhere?

794
00:46:55,186 --> 00:46:57,465
We are investing it somewhere.

795
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:01,571
All right.

796
00:47:02,366 --> 00:47:04,126
I'll give you a hand. All right.

797
00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:06,715
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.

798
00:47:08,027 --> 00:47:10,201
Thank you.

799
00:47:10,754 --> 00:47:11,789
Wow.

800
00:47:12,928 --> 00:47:14,136
Why do you keep all these?

801
00:47:14,413 --> 00:47:15,655
The IRS.

802
00:47:16,553 --> 00:47:17,968
When we get audited,

803
00:47:18,071 --> 00:47:20,833
we'll need a paper trail of all
the losing tickets we bought.

804
00:47:20,936 --> 00:47:22,559
Think you're gonna get audited?

805
00:47:22,662 --> 00:47:23,836
Oh, yeah.

806
00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,045
Jesus.

807
00:47:26,148 --> 00:47:30,049
You know, your group hired me to
fix the amphitheater. Sixmonth job.

808
00:47:30,152 --> 00:47:33,190
Oh. How about that?

809
00:47:33,294 --> 00:47:35,296
Yeah, how about that?

810
00:47:35,399 --> 00:47:39,265
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.

811
00:47:39,576 --> 00:47:40,991
What?

812
00:47:41,094 --> 00:47:44,270
Well, you have a share.

813
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,308
You did, from the start.

814
00:47:49,517 --> 00:47:50,587
Dad...

815
00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:54,211
You didn't have to do that.

816
00:47:54,315 --> 00:47:56,627
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.

817
00:48:01,874 --> 00:48:06,016
I'm telling you, Dottie has done
such a great job with this bookstore.

818
00:48:06,119 --> 00:48:08,570
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.

819
00:48:08,674 --> 00:48:11,228
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that

820
00:48:11,332 --> 00:48:14,093
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.

821
00:48:14,196 --> 00:48:15,991
Leon will regret that.

822
00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,407
You are not kidding.

823
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:19,029
Hello,
hello, everybody. Oh, hey!

824
00:48:22,688 --> 00:48:24,862
All right.
Well, go ahead...

825
00:48:24,966 --> 00:48:27,071
Go on, sit on down.

826
00:48:27,175 --> 00:48:30,868
Uh... Uh...

827
00:48:30,972 --> 00:48:32,456
Well...

828
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,771
Look, first off, I can say that
we're doing pretty darn well.

829
00:48:36,874 --> 00:48:38,600
Yes.

830
00:48:38,704 --> 00:48:42,673
Yeah. But you probably already know that
by reading your shareholder report...

831
00:48:42,777 --> 00:48:44,295
I can't get mine to open.

832
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:45,780
Oh, do you have Word?

833
00:48:45,883 --> 00:48:47,609
I have Windows, I think.

834
00:48:47,713 --> 00:48:49,577
I'll print you one, Shirley.

835
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,680
Oh, thank you.

836
00:48:50,716 --> 00:48:52,200
Anyhoo...

837
00:48:53,235 --> 00:48:55,306
As you might have imagined it,

838
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:59,069
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.

839
00:48:59,172 --> 00:49:00,311
Yeah.

840
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:06,283
But there are dividends
that you can access.

841
00:49:06,387 --> 00:49:11,495
Right. So, I know a lot of people would
like to see the jazz festival come back.

842
00:49:13,186 --> 00:49:17,328
And, Old Frank can sure use a
mail truck he doesn't fall out of.

843
00:49:19,054 --> 00:49:24,059
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...

844
00:49:24,163 --> 00:49:26,717
Yes, Raj? Is there not food
at this thing?

845
00:49:26,821 --> 00:49:30,480
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.

846
00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:33,897
Then why did you have it at
00, when we all eat?

847
00:49:35,381 --> 00:49:38,764
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...

848
00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:41,939
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.

849
00:49:43,493 --> 00:49:45,495
So, what's the next play?

850
00:49:45,598 --> 00:49:47,393
312,000 tickets.

851
00:49:47,497 --> 00:49:49,671
That's $600,000. Yeah.

852
00:49:49,775 --> 00:49:53,261
We're betting half a million
in one play?

853
00:49:53,364 --> 00:49:54,987
Oh, the money is the easy part.

854
00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:56,402
Is it? Yeah.

855
00:49:56,506 --> 00:49:58,853
It'll take four days of betting,

856
00:49:58,956 --> 00:50:01,234
two machines, 12 hours a day.

857
00:50:01,338 --> 00:50:03,513
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?

858
00:50:03,616 --> 00:50:04,686
Math.

859
00:50:04,790 --> 00:50:05,998
It's Newton's law.

860
00:50:06,101 --> 00:50:09,173
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.

861
00:50:09,277 --> 00:50:10,899
And we discovered a flaw.

862
00:50:11,003 --> 00:50:15,594
But by using it, we've introduced
a variable that changes it.

863
00:50:15,697 --> 00:50:18,631
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.

864
00:50:18,735 --> 00:50:22,083
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.

865
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:26,501
Get the festival going, and finish
rebuilding before it pushes back.

866
00:50:26,605 --> 00:50:27,675
Mmmhmm.

867
00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:29,238
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,

868
00:50:29,262 --> 00:50:30,861
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,

869
00:50:30,885 --> 00:50:33,163
so I was like, "Well, what
if I have a second store?"

870
00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:36,269
They're like, "What's the address?" I
was like, "Uhoh. There's my mistake."

871
00:50:36,373 --> 00:50:38,582
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.

872
00:50:38,686 --> 00:50:41,516
And, uh, we're gonna give him an
extra share, but here you are.

873
00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:45,451
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.

874
00:50:49,282 --> 00:50:50,491
Look at this.

875
00:50:51,146 --> 00:50:52,251
What's this?

876
00:50:52,354 --> 00:50:53,977
From my source
at the AG's office.

877
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,325
Now, the lottery has to disclose
players who claim more than 50 grand,

878
00:50:57,428 --> 00:50:58,671
five times a year.

879
00:50:58,775 --> 00:51:01,018
Sometimes the winners
are fronts, you know,

880
00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:04,539
cashing tickets for people who owe
child support, or have a warrant,

881
00:51:04,643 --> 00:51:08,129
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.

882
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:10,787
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.

883
00:51:10,890 --> 00:51:12,064
No criminal record.

884
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,962
He's won this much? Yeah.

885
00:51:14,066 --> 00:51:18,242
Who drives 10 hours every month to
play the lottery in a different state?

886
00:51:18,346 --> 00:51:20,348
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.Right.

887
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:41,680
Loser!

888
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,068
Did that woman just rob you?

889
00:51:51,172 --> 00:51:52,380
That's my wife.

890
00:51:54,002 --> 00:51:55,003
Wow.

891
00:51:56,108 --> 00:51:58,075
Well, she certainly
seems spirited.

892
00:51:58,179 --> 00:51:59,801
Yeah, she's a spitfire.

893
00:51:59,905 --> 00:52:02,632
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,

894
00:52:02,735 --> 00:52:04,679
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.

895
00:52:04,703 --> 00:52:06,221
Huh.

896
00:52:06,325 --> 00:52:08,845
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.

897
00:52:08,948 --> 00:52:12,918
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped touring.

898
00:52:15,714 --> 00:52:17,336
You know...

899
00:52:17,439 --> 00:52:18,958
I need to find someone like you.

900
00:52:20,442 --> 00:52:23,411
Only younger. Yeah, that started off great.

901
00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:27,933
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.

902
00:52:28,036 --> 00:52:30,073
And their womb can have babies.

903
00:52:30,176 --> 00:52:31,384
You're not good at this.

904
00:52:31,488 --> 00:52:33,421
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?

905
00:52:34,249 --> 00:52:36,838
Well, my mother used to say,

906
00:52:36,942 --> 00:52:39,082
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,"

907
00:52:39,185 --> 00:52:42,050
"you'll realize that the frogs are
better, 'cause they make you laugh."

908
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,883
Does laughing at you count?

909
00:52:46,986 --> 00:52:49,023
Bill, you need a new frog.

910
00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:50,611
I need a new frog.

911
00:52:51,094 --> 00:52:53,890
$50,000.

912
00:52:55,961 --> 00:52:58,273
Welcome to the now, bitches.

913
00:52:58,377 --> 00:53:00,241
We are going to make
a shitload of money,

914
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:01,967
but it's going to take time,

915
00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:04,348
and sweat, and passion, okay?

916
00:53:04,452 --> 00:53:07,420
So, everybody fill out
two stacks of slips.

917
00:53:07,524 --> 00:53:10,354
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.

918
00:53:18,086 --> 00:53:19,536
Something wrong?

919
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,986
There's another group.

920
00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:22,297
What?

921
00:53:22,401 --> 00:53:23,885
The payout should
have been bigger.

922
00:53:23,989 --> 00:53:26,553
The only thing that makes sense is
another group eating into the pot,

923
00:53:26,577 --> 00:53:28,476
so I checked sales
at every store.

924
00:53:28,579 --> 00:53:31,721
That's public information? No, I hacked
the state lottery.

925
00:53:32,204 --> 00:53:33,204
Nice.

926
00:53:34,137 --> 00:53:35,276
Wait. That's my laptop.

927
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:37,150
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.

928
00:53:37,174 --> 00:53:39,936
Dude.Whatever. It worked.

929
00:53:40,039 --> 00:53:42,663
Look at the winnings in Sunderland,
from only two locations.

930
00:53:42,766 --> 00:53:46,874
Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets
for a week to get those kind of numbers.

931
00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,532
They're there right now.

932
00:54:09,344 --> 00:54:13,141
Hey. I finished early tonight.

933
00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:15,040
What's the rush?

934
00:54:15,143 --> 00:54:17,663
Oh...

935
00:54:19,078 --> 00:54:22,047
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?

936
00:54:22,150 --> 00:54:27,431
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler. Well, yeah.

937
00:54:27,535 --> 00:54:31,125
But I hid it behind the Yoohoo this
morning so that nobody would get it.

938
00:54:36,475 --> 00:54:37,787
Whoo!

939
00:54:38,891 --> 00:54:39,789
Wow.

940
00:54:39,892 --> 00:54:41,929
You know it's good when
it does that.

941
00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:45,933
Beautiful plastic china.

942
00:54:47,244 --> 00:54:48,625
Here you go.

943
00:54:50,178 --> 00:54:52,525
Here's to 46 more years.

944
00:54:54,113 --> 00:54:55,597
Cheers.

945
00:54:57,738 --> 00:54:58,808
Ooh.

946
00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:07,851
I think I still owe you
a prom night.

947
00:55:24,247 --> 00:55:26,836
This was easier when I was 16.

948
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:31,047
You're even more beautiful now.

949
00:55:31,150 --> 00:55:33,946
That's the outofdate
champagne talking.

950
00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:37,398
Yeah, he really shouldn't
be selling that.

951
00:55:40,263 --> 00:55:41,816
Oh. Mmm.

952
00:55:42,748 --> 00:55:45,095
No teacher to pull us apart.

953
00:55:55,726 --> 00:55:57,590
You guys are the other group?

954
00:55:57,694 --> 00:56:02,250
Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like,
a crime syndicate or something. Phew.

955
00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,358
I don't know what
you're talking about.

956
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:10,051
Sorry, we are being super rude.
I'm Tyler, this is Eric.

957
00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:11,708
We run a betting club
at Harvard.

958
00:56:11,812 --> 00:56:13,537
We're called Random Industries,

959
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:16,126
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.

960
00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:18,853
Well, I figured there'd
be somebody else.

961
00:56:18,957 --> 00:56:24,134
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this.
Look at you guys. It's like Up.

962
00:56:26,896 --> 00:56:28,898
Would you like a glass
of champagne?

963
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:31,970
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.

964
00:56:32,073 --> 00:56:36,388
Oh, well, at least you'll never
have to worry about being our age.

965
00:56:38,597 --> 00:56:42,290
Look, we're really only hurting each
other by playing at the same time,

966
00:56:42,394 --> 00:56:44,810
so here's a better offer.

967
00:56:44,914 --> 00:56:48,538
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,

968
00:56:48,641 --> 00:56:50,229
and we'll handle
all the betting.

969
00:56:52,611 --> 00:56:54,716
Well, I don't know.

970
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:57,685
We kind of like to do
our own thing.

971
00:56:58,168 --> 00:56:59,273
What?

972
00:56:59,376 --> 00:57:01,551
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.

973
00:57:01,654 --> 00:57:06,694
I have an army of bettors. You won't
even have to leave your rocking chairs.

974
00:57:07,350 --> 00:57:08,661
We're good.

975
00:57:08,765 --> 00:57:12,044
This is about making money.
You like money, right?

976
00:57:12,148 --> 00:57:15,634
Well, not as much
as I like other things.

977
00:57:15,737 --> 00:57:17,394
Oh, my God.

978
00:57:17,498 --> 00:57:23,849
Uh, now, look, if you two don't
mind, this is our anniversary.

979
00:57:23,953 --> 00:57:28,681
And you are killing the
ambience of our liquor store.

980
00:57:28,785 --> 00:57:31,512
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.

981
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,101
Or maybe a juice box.

982
00:57:40,141 --> 00:57:41,418
You're good at math.

983
00:57:42,178 --> 00:57:43,973
Yay!

984
00:57:44,076 --> 00:57:46,116
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,

985
00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:49,047
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.

986
00:57:50,048 --> 00:57:51,704
Look it up.

987
00:57:51,808 --> 00:57:54,269
Then you'll see why your odds are
better when you fill out your own slips.

988
00:57:54,293 --> 00:57:55,916
You're welcome.

989
00:57:56,019 --> 00:58:01,369
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.

990
00:58:01,473 --> 00:58:04,441
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,

991
00:58:04,545 --> 00:58:08,998
which is the time it takes for
you to fill in the tickets.

992
00:58:09,101 --> 00:58:15,038
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.

993
00:58:16,729 --> 00:58:17,938
You're welcome.

994
00:58:19,732 --> 00:58:21,424
Seriously? Shut up!

995
00:58:25,531 --> 00:58:26,877
What?

996
00:58:28,362 --> 00:58:31,606
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.

997
00:58:34,264 --> 00:58:37,198
That reminds me of
where we left off.

998
00:59:06,572 --> 00:59:08,229
So I get the house?

999
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,955
Yes.
You get everything.

1000
00:59:10,059 --> 00:59:15,029
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.

1001
00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:17,204
Whatever. I got the house.

1002
00:59:19,861 --> 00:59:22,347
Well, good luck to you, Candace.

1003
00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:25,729
You know, we had a few good years
there before it all turned to shit.

1004
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,869
And I hope you find your frog.

1005
00:59:28,629 --> 00:59:29,837
Uhhuh.

1006
00:59:31,563 --> 00:59:34,980
Hey, what is GS whatever?

1007
00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:37,569
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.

1008
00:59:37,672 --> 00:59:39,088
Uh, we win the lottery
every month.

1009
00:59:48,269 --> 00:59:49,822
See you around.

1010
01:00:00,178 --> 01:00:02,421
I'd love to reopen
the ice cream shop.

1011
01:00:02,525 --> 01:00:06,046
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.

1012
01:00:06,149 --> 01:00:08,807
And the Downtown fund
will cover the rest.

1013
01:00:08,910 --> 01:00:11,189
$1.19?Mmmhmm.

1014
01:00:11,292 --> 01:00:14,571
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.

1015
01:00:14,675 --> 01:00:16,263
Jerry can explain it to you.

1016
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,793
Boy, oh, boy.

1017
01:00:29,897 --> 01:00:32,589
I just bought a Corvette.
Yeah, I can see that.

1018
01:00:32,693 --> 01:00:36,662
You want to take it for a ride next week?
I'm going on a cruise to Mehico.

1019
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:39,769
Oh, no, I don't think
I can get into it.

1020
01:00:39,872 --> 01:00:42,254
All right, old man,
suit yourself.

1021
01:00:42,358 --> 01:00:43,497
There's another group.

1022
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,154
No.Yep.

1023
01:00:45,257 --> 01:00:47,570
Some kids from Harvard
figured it out.

1024
01:00:47,673 --> 01:00:49,365
Well, that sucks.

1025
01:00:49,468 --> 01:00:51,160
We should be okay.

1026
01:00:51,263 --> 01:00:55,543
We're still winning enough for people
to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.

1027
01:00:55,647 --> 01:00:57,925
We just have to stay
in the game.

1028
01:00:58,028 --> 01:01:00,514
And we will. Well, that's easy
for you to say.

1029
01:01:00,617 --> 01:01:03,482
You're not standing at a
machine for five days straight.

1030
01:01:04,345 --> 01:01:05,465
I said I would take a shift.

1031
01:01:05,553 --> 01:01:06,830
No, no. That's okay.

1032
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,763
Yeah, because you guys
like it, right?

1033
01:01:08,867 --> 01:01:11,559
Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.

1034
01:01:12,905 --> 01:01:14,976
So glad you got the day off.

1035
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,082
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did. Oh, oh...

1036
01:01:17,186 --> 01:01:19,084
How did you guys do this
for weeks?

1037
01:01:19,188 --> 01:01:20,810
Because it's an adventure.

1038
01:01:20,913 --> 01:01:22,674
Oh, no, this is
not an adventure.

1039
01:01:22,777 --> 01:01:26,919
It's getting paper cuts in a motel
filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.

1040
01:01:27,023 --> 01:01:28,783
Oh.

1041
01:01:28,887 --> 01:01:30,716
Well, Dawn, you don't
have to do it.

1042
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,649
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.

1043
01:01:32,753 --> 01:01:36,550
I mean, I never get to spend time
with you guys, and, you know...

1044
01:01:36,653 --> 01:01:41,002
Feeling trapped in a gross hotel,
filling bins with losing tickets

1045
01:01:41,106 --> 01:01:44,144
is just a memory
I will never ever forget.

1046
01:01:45,593 --> 01:01:48,320
Oops. This one's a winner.

1047
01:01:48,424 --> 01:01:52,428
Oh, you missed it.Okay.
I'm done. I'm done.

1048
01:01:52,531 --> 01:01:54,923
Hey, when's the part where you
get to turn in all the winners?

1049
01:01:54,947 --> 01:01:57,881
Because I will do that. Well, that is fun.

1050
01:01:57,985 --> 01:02:01,195
We're gonna have to
double check all the...

1051
01:02:01,299 --> 01:02:04,233
Is there a bar at this motel?

1052
01:02:12,827 --> 01:02:14,139
Mr. Grazio?

1053
01:02:15,830 --> 01:02:18,143
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1054
01:02:19,420 --> 01:02:21,974
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.

1055
01:02:22,078 --> 01:02:24,287
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.

1056
01:02:24,391 --> 01:02:27,117
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.

1057
01:02:27,221 --> 01:02:29,016
Not just for the state.

1058
01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:31,919
Are you aware there's a player in
Michigan winning millions every month?

1059
01:02:31,950 --> 01:02:35,643
We raise a lot of money for schools,
but nobody does an article about that.

1060
01:02:35,747 --> 01:02:39,233
Some retiree gets lucky and
they send a Spotlight reporter?

1061
01:02:39,337 --> 01:02:41,304
I didn't say he was a retiree.

1062
01:02:42,857 --> 01:02:44,307
Yeah, well, you know,
it's a lottery.

1063
01:02:44,411 --> 01:02:47,345
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.

1064
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,381
I have a meeting.

1065
01:02:50,589 --> 01:02:52,039
Thanks for your time.

1066
01:02:56,319 --> 01:02:58,390
Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.

1067
01:02:58,494 --> 01:03:00,944
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast. Oh.

1068
01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:03,533
Wow. You're
getting fancy.

1069
01:03:21,137 --> 01:03:23,035
Hey, Jerry.

1070
01:03:24,899 --> 01:03:26,694
They said I'd find you here.

1071
01:03:26,798 --> 01:03:28,006
What do you want?

1072
01:03:28,109 --> 01:03:29,766
This won't take long.

1073
01:03:29,870 --> 01:03:31,768
We're not joining your group.

1074
01:03:31,872 --> 01:03:33,114
I don't want you to.

1075
01:03:33,218 --> 01:03:35,634
I don't really need
your capital anymore.

1076
01:03:35,738 --> 01:03:36,853
I just need you out of the game.

1077
01:03:36,877 --> 01:03:39,535
So, you're out. What?

1078
01:03:39,638 --> 01:03:43,987
See, you're not really as good at
calculating people as you are numbers.

1079
01:03:44,091 --> 01:03:48,578
So you haven't really run the math on
what somebody like me would do to win.

1080
01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:57,691
And what would you do?

1081
01:03:59,106 --> 01:04:01,971
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met against you

1082
01:04:02,074 --> 01:04:03,697
and everyone you play with.

1083
01:04:05,526 --> 01:04:09,496
We hacked into the state lottery
to find where you were betting.

1084
01:04:10,773 --> 01:04:14,673
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?

1085
01:04:15,674 --> 01:04:18,746
Your credit? Your identity?

1086
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:22,060
It won't be hard. I mean...

1087
01:04:22,163 --> 01:04:25,408
Most of them think a firewall is
something in their chimney, so...

1088
01:04:26,892 --> 01:04:29,239
Why are you doing this?

1089
01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:32,381
It's just math.
Nothing personal.

1090
01:04:33,382 --> 01:04:35,832
Look, you had a good run.

1091
01:04:35,936 --> 01:04:38,663
You made some cash for Mayberry.

1092
01:04:38,766 --> 01:04:40,492
But it's over.

1093
01:04:42,322 --> 01:04:43,737
Enjoy your golden years.

1094
01:05:00,409 --> 01:05:04,654
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?

1095
01:05:06,415 --> 01:05:07,554
None.

1096
01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:09,728
We're out of the game.

1097
01:05:13,698 --> 01:05:14,871
Jerry!

1098
01:05:23,121 --> 01:05:25,157
Oh... Uh...

1099
01:05:26,745 --> 01:05:29,369
Okay. Uh.

1100
01:05:30,818 --> 01:05:32,682
Oh, boy. Well, uh...

1101
01:05:32,786 --> 01:05:39,482
I'm sad to report that, due to
some new variables in the game...

1102
01:05:40,034 --> 01:05:41,277
Um...

1103
01:05:41,381 --> 01:05:43,935
We're going to have
to stop playing.

1104
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:00,261
Um...

1105
01:06:01,331 --> 01:06:02,850
I am sorry.

1106
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:33,571
So, you're really going to let some college
smartass take all this away from you?

1107
01:06:35,987 --> 01:06:39,611
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the benefits...

1108
01:06:39,715 --> 01:06:43,926
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.

1109
01:06:49,241 --> 01:06:50,657
You know, Dad, I...

1110
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,315
I've watched you spend
so much of your life

1111
01:06:54,419 --> 01:06:57,595
just being overlooked
and pushed around.

1112
01:07:00,011 --> 01:07:01,978
Nobody knew what you could do.

1113
01:07:03,393 --> 01:07:04,671
Nobody cared.

1114
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:11,643
And then you finally took your shot,
and you brought us all with you.

1115
01:07:13,127 --> 01:07:16,717
You know what you did? You
made our little town feel big.

1116
01:07:18,132 --> 01:07:19,686
That's why they're all in there.

1117
01:07:21,550 --> 01:07:23,379
That's why I was in there.

1118
01:07:40,983 --> 01:07:42,502
He'll be okay.

1119
01:07:49,785 --> 01:07:52,512
You know why
I don't like to fish?

1120
01:07:53,754 --> 01:07:54,893
No.

1121
01:07:56,136 --> 01:07:59,967
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.

1122
01:08:00,071 --> 01:08:03,764
He was 16, 17.

1123
01:08:05,835 --> 01:08:11,772
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving

1124
01:08:11,876 --> 01:08:14,879
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.

1125
01:08:16,639 --> 01:08:21,817
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"

1126
01:08:24,474 --> 01:08:28,720
And it was at that moment
that I realized

1127
01:08:28,824 --> 01:08:33,207
he was talking about
a girl that he liked.

1128
01:08:33,311 --> 01:08:34,623
And... Oh.

1129
01:08:35,831 --> 01:08:37,487
I had no idea.

1130
01:08:38,454 --> 01:08:39,662
You know, it's...

1131
01:08:40,836 --> 01:08:43,942
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.

1132
01:08:45,495 --> 01:08:47,290
Your brain tells you

1133
01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:51,709
that you see what other's don't,

1134
01:08:51,812 --> 01:08:56,921
but in the end,
you're just seeing less.

1135
01:09:01,719 --> 01:09:03,099
Uh...

1136
01:09:03,203 --> 01:09:06,689
I think I'll walk home tonight.

1137
01:09:21,739 --> 01:09:25,259
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one.
It's all of us now, so make it count.

1138
01:09:25,363 --> 01:09:26,847
Go, go, go.

1139
01:09:30,471 --> 01:09:31,990
Roll down's this weekend.

1140
01:09:34,027 --> 01:09:36,443
Mmmhmm. I know.

1141
01:09:47,488 --> 01:09:49,490
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.

1142
01:09:49,594 --> 01:09:53,943
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.

1143
01:09:54,047 --> 01:09:57,533
And that's why everyone in town
trusts you to take a chance.

1144
01:09:58,776 --> 01:10:01,710
The one thing I have
never seen you do

1145
01:10:01,813 --> 01:10:05,334
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.

1146
01:10:05,437 --> 01:10:07,025
What do you mean?

1147
01:10:07,129 --> 01:10:11,305
Well, you've calculated Tyler's
threat, and the value of the game,

1148
01:10:11,409 --> 01:10:16,379
but binomial distribution doesn't
consider the third factor.

1149
01:10:16,483 --> 01:10:20,107
That as long as you and I have each
other, we are not afraid to be stupid.

1150
01:10:24,077 --> 01:10:25,457
You're batshit crazy.

1151
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,983
Oh, there's Steve.

1152
01:10:36,434 --> 01:10:38,539
We're heading to Massachusetts.

1153
01:10:38,643 --> 01:10:42,682
Haha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!

1154
01:11:00,769 --> 01:11:05,981
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.

1155
01:11:06,084 --> 01:11:09,639
Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.

1156
01:11:12,884 --> 01:11:14,655
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.

1157
01:11:14,679 --> 01:11:19,615
Did you check for
other claims? Yes. There was one.

1158
01:11:19,719 --> 01:11:21,997
Where? Sunderland.

1159
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,688
Shit!

1160
01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:26,587
He called your bluff, okay? There's
nothing we can do but accept it.

1161
01:11:26,691 --> 01:11:28,624
If there's a roll down,
he's going to play.

1162
01:11:29,798 --> 01:11:32,559
Unless we create
the roll down. What?

1163
01:11:32,662 --> 01:11:34,630
It takes weeks for
a roll down, right?

1164
01:11:34,734 --> 01:11:37,322
I mean, WinFall takes
in 100 grand a day,

1165
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:40,084
and then when it hits two million,
we know a roll down is coming in,

1166
01:11:40,187 --> 01:11:43,363
and everybody starts betting, and
Benjamin Button gets in his truck.

1167
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:47,574
But if we create a roll down when
nobody expects it, we take it all.

1168
01:11:47,677 --> 01:11:49,472
We squeeze the other
players out.

1169
01:11:49,576 --> 01:11:51,647
We use our hack
to track the pot,

1170
01:11:51,751 --> 01:11:54,339
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,

1171
01:11:54,443 --> 01:11:57,377
and then we bet a million in one day.
I mean, we own the game.

1172
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,311
And where do we get $1 million?

1173
01:12:03,763 --> 01:12:06,696
As you can see
by our returns, it works.

1174
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,285
And with more capital,
we can control the game.

1175
01:12:09,389 --> 01:12:10,942
Is your dad in on this?

1176
01:12:11,598 --> 01:12:13,634
No. He... Um...

1177
01:12:13,738 --> 01:12:16,085
Thinks you're going to college?

1178
01:12:16,189 --> 01:12:18,812
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.

1179
01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,643
But last time I checked, my father
never made $1 million in a night.

1180
01:12:26,475 --> 01:12:28,097
We have 14 hours
to pull this off.

1181
01:12:28,201 --> 01:12:30,662
Get to your location and don't leave
until you print all your tickets.

1182
01:12:30,686 --> 01:12:33,931
Some locations might push back on
printing all day, but do not let them.

1183
01:12:34,034 --> 01:12:35,070
They work for us.

1184
01:12:35,173 --> 01:12:36,174
Let's ride.

1185
01:12:36,278 --> 01:12:37,278
Yes! Whoo!

1186
01:12:38,211 --> 01:12:39,211
Yeah.

1187
01:12:40,869 --> 01:12:44,320
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot

1188
01:12:44,424 --> 01:12:46,736
and we lose $1 million?

1189
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,878
Beyond dropping out of school
because I blew my entire tuition?

1190
01:12:51,258 --> 01:12:53,340
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.

1191
01:12:53,364 --> 01:12:55,366
Ooh.

1192
01:12:55,469 --> 01:12:57,886
You all right? Yeah, I got it.

1193
01:12:57,989 --> 01:13:00,026
Oh. Okay.

1194
01:13:02,028 --> 01:13:03,132
I got the key.

1195
01:13:04,478 --> 01:13:05,859
What the heck?

1196
01:13:07,102 --> 01:13:08,206
Oh.

1197
01:13:08,310 --> 01:13:09,690
Hey!

1198
01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:11,761
We missed it!

1199
01:13:11,865 --> 01:13:14,488
What, someone actually
hit all six numbers?

1200
01:13:14,592 --> 01:13:15,835
No. No. It rolled down.

1201
01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:18,354
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.

1202
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:20,253
It never rolls down
before three.

1203
01:13:20,356 --> 01:13:22,634
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.

1204
01:13:26,086 --> 01:13:28,640
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.

1205
01:13:28,744 --> 01:13:30,435
How would they know
how much to bet?

1206
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:32,610
The lottery doesn't post
the amount...

1207
01:13:32,713 --> 01:13:34,301
Well, they knew.

1208
01:13:35,302 --> 01:13:36,303
Jerry?

1209
01:13:38,927 --> 01:13:40,307
Where are you going, Jerry?

1210
01:13:42,551 --> 01:13:44,035
Jerry!

1211
01:14:16,516 --> 01:14:19,726
It's on the freakin' news. The
lottery didn't even see it coming.

1212
01:14:19,829 --> 01:14:21,797
This is so epic.

1213
01:14:24,110 --> 01:14:25,214
Hey, Jerry.

1214
01:14:25,318 --> 01:14:27,251
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor

1215
01:14:27,354 --> 01:14:28,735
to come give me a whoopin'?

1216
01:14:28,838 --> 01:14:31,151
Believe me, I wanted to.

1217
01:14:32,739 --> 01:14:34,292
Part of me still does.

1218
01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,574
But then on the long drive here,

1219
01:14:40,678 --> 01:14:44,199
well, most of that just,
poof, went away.

1220
01:14:44,302 --> 01:14:47,927
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.

1221
01:14:48,617 --> 01:14:50,446
I'm disappointed.

1222
01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:52,138
Aw, you're disappointed in me?

1223
01:14:52,241 --> 01:14:54,450
No, not you.
You're insignificant.

1224
01:14:54,554 --> 01:15:00,940
No, I was disappointed that I let a
selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.

1225
01:15:01,043 --> 01:15:04,288
I was always good with math,

1226
01:15:04,391 --> 01:15:09,810
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.

1227
01:15:09,914 --> 01:15:13,538
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?

1228
01:15:13,642 --> 01:15:16,852
That the solution isn't numbers.

1229
01:15:16,956 --> 01:15:22,754
You told me that I was playing the
lottery because I had nothing else.

1230
01:15:22,858 --> 01:15:30,314
But the reason you won't share the
pot is because you have nothing else.

1231
01:15:30,417 --> 01:15:34,835
You think being the smartest guy
in the room is all that matters.

1232
01:15:34,939 --> 01:15:40,427
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.

1233
01:15:40,531 --> 01:15:45,294
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.

1234
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,817
How are you helping them?

1235
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,372
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?

1236
01:15:56,547 --> 01:15:59,895
Anyway... my tractor's running.

1237
01:16:04,141 --> 01:16:06,246
I wish you all the best of luck.

1238
01:16:16,084 --> 01:16:18,914
What? Just get
back to counting.

1239
01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:25,783
If the Harvard team can trigger
a roll down, they run the game.

1240
01:16:25,886 --> 01:16:27,440
So we trigger our own roll down.

1241
01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:29,131
Yeah, we have enough cash.

1242
01:16:29,235 --> 01:16:30,339
No.Why?

1243
01:16:30,443 --> 01:16:33,170
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.

1244
01:16:33,273 --> 01:16:34,930
He's right.
It's not who we are.

1245
01:16:35,034 --> 01:16:36,173
But we're so close.

1246
01:16:36,276 --> 01:16:38,796
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.

1247
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:41,459
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody to play there.

1248
01:16:41,557 --> 01:16:42,731
You should get Steely Dan.

1249
01:16:42,834 --> 01:16:45,423
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.

1250
01:16:45,527 --> 01:16:47,391
We can't win if we can't play.

1251
01:16:47,494 --> 01:16:48,944
Well, this just sucks.

1252
01:16:49,048 --> 01:16:52,327
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of college kids are?

1253
01:16:52,430 --> 01:16:55,847
Huh, that's a good point. What is? I wasn't
making a point.

1254
01:16:55,951 --> 01:16:59,092
Why isn't the lottery
stopping them?

1255
01:16:59,196 --> 01:17:01,646
It's because they don't care.

1256
01:17:02,682 --> 01:17:03,924
Oh.

1257
01:17:04,546 --> 01:17:05,926
That could be our answer.

1258
01:17:11,518 --> 01:17:16,213
Always happy to meet with our
loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.

1259
01:17:16,316 --> 01:17:19,595
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.

1260
01:17:20,665 --> 01:17:21,705
What can we help you with?

1261
01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:22,943
So here's the thing.

1262
01:17:23,047 --> 01:17:26,913
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,

1263
01:17:27,016 --> 01:17:29,157
and hardly anybody
was winning the jackpot,

1264
01:17:29,260 --> 01:17:33,022
so Mega Millions ate your lunch.

1265
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:36,336
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.

1266
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:38,476
You folks made millions,

1267
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:42,687
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.

1268
01:17:43,654 --> 01:17:46,139
You probably panicked at first,

1269
01:17:46,243 --> 01:17:49,108
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,

1270
01:17:49,211 --> 01:17:51,627
that the game would collapse.

1271
01:17:51,731 --> 01:17:53,733
Except they didn't see it.

1272
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:57,150
Only me and a few kids
from Harvard.

1273
01:17:57,254 --> 01:18:00,533
Which meant that we were
pushing millions into the game,

1274
01:18:00,636 --> 01:18:03,674
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.

1275
01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:10,543
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.

1276
01:18:10,646 --> 01:18:11,923
I gave him that line.

1277
01:18:12,027 --> 01:18:14,409
Yeah, she sure did,
and it's a dandy.

1278
01:18:15,789 --> 01:18:17,515
So, what exactly do you want?

1279
01:18:17,619 --> 01:18:19,552
Transparency.

1280
01:18:19,655 --> 01:18:25,040
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.

1281
01:18:25,144 --> 01:18:28,664
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.

1282
01:18:29,803 --> 01:18:32,703
Makes it fair for anybody
who plays.

1283
01:18:32,806 --> 01:18:37,811
And we would like two machines
at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.

1284
01:18:37,915 --> 01:18:39,399
So we can be together.

1285
01:18:40,849 --> 01:18:42,678
These are our golden years.

1286
01:18:49,202 --> 01:18:50,617
We'll take care of it.

1287
01:18:51,549 --> 01:18:53,482
Yeah, we'll be making
another play soon.

1288
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:58,556
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.

1289
01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:00,465
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.

1290
01:19:00,489 --> 01:19:02,146
Dude, we might not
ever need a real job.

1291
01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:03,941
They posted the jackpot. What?

1292
01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:07,876
The lottery changed the website.
You can track the jackpot online.

1293
01:19:07,979 --> 01:19:09,464
We can't roll it down anymore.

1294
01:19:09,567 --> 01:19:11,569
Shit. Shit.

1295
01:19:12,536 --> 01:19:15,263
All right, let's break this guy.

1296
01:19:15,366 --> 01:19:17,092
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.

1297
01:19:26,032 --> 01:19:29,415
You want some nachos? Uh, no.

1298
01:19:29,518 --> 01:19:30,726
Yeah, I'll try some.

1299
01:19:33,867 --> 01:19:35,490
You know, I'm good.

1300
01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:47,685
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.

1301
01:19:47,709 --> 01:19:51,989
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.

1302
01:19:52,092 --> 01:19:53,473
What? Why? We're winning.

1303
01:19:53,577 --> 01:19:56,131
No. We're assholes.

1304
01:19:56,235 --> 01:19:58,444
And that doesn't work
for anybody but you.

1305
01:20:00,273 --> 01:20:02,655
Fine. I'll do it on my own.

1306
01:20:22,847 --> 01:20:24,263
It's gonna be insane.

1307
01:20:24,884 --> 01:20:26,265
Crazy.

1308
01:20:26,368 --> 01:20:28,577
I told you we should have...

1309
01:20:28,681 --> 01:20:30,338
Did you get
the pretzels? Yeah.

1310
01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:36,861
This just came for you. Thank you.

1311
01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:38,622
Oh. Finally.

1312
01:20:39,830 --> 01:20:41,072
Paycheck?

1313
01:20:41,176 --> 01:20:43,627
Like I'd get excited about that.

1314
01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:47,009
No. State lottery commission.

1315
01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:48,528
They don't want to talk to me,

1316
01:20:48,632 --> 01:20:51,773
but anybody that wins above
60,000 is in the public record.

1317
01:20:51,876 --> 01:20:53,568
You just have to
submit a request.

1318
01:20:53,671 --> 01:20:57,848
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.

1319
01:20:58,918 --> 01:21:02,508
Gerald Selbee,
every three weeks.

1320
01:21:05,545 --> 01:21:06,545
Mmmhmm.

1321
01:21:07,271 --> 01:21:08,652
Tyler Langford.

1322
01:21:10,757 --> 01:21:11,862
Same drawings.

1323
01:21:12,932 --> 01:21:14,278
There's another one.

1324
01:21:16,660 --> 01:21:18,317
Huh.

1325
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:23,045
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.

1326
01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:26,152
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.

1327
01:21:28,879 --> 01:21:32,020
Best euro I've ever spent.

1328
01:21:32,123 --> 01:21:33,642
Thanks, Raj. Thank you.

1329
01:21:33,746 --> 01:21:34,747
Okay, girl.

1330
01:21:39,683 --> 01:21:41,132
Darn! Whoa!

1331
01:21:41,236 --> 01:21:42,824
Try one more time, sweetheart.

1332
01:21:42,927 --> 01:21:44,412
Like a kangaroo.

1333
01:21:44,515 --> 01:21:46,828
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil? Yeah.

1334
01:21:48,692 --> 01:21:50,210
Ten mil.

1335
01:21:50,935 --> 01:21:52,247
Here you go. Thank you.

1336
01:21:52,351 --> 01:21:54,111
You won't even buy
yourself a new truck?

1337
01:21:54,214 --> 01:21:55,837
Nah. This one works.

1338
01:21:55,940 --> 01:21:57,217
Does it?

1339
01:21:57,321 --> 01:22:00,324
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.

1340
01:22:00,428 --> 01:22:01,428
Hmm.

1341
01:22:02,188 --> 01:22:03,465
You know what?

1342
01:22:04,639 --> 01:22:05,950
I did buy this.

1343
01:22:11,922 --> 01:22:17,306
I counted nickels with you because
it was something I understood.

1344
01:22:19,412 --> 01:22:23,140
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.

1345
01:22:23,243 --> 01:22:25,245
I just knew that I wanted to.

1346
01:22:30,354 --> 01:22:31,838
You know how it works?

1347
01:22:31,942 --> 01:22:36,395
Well, I assume you create spin,
which gives it a third axis,

1348
01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:39,812
so that the wind can
offset the gravity.

1349
01:22:41,434 --> 01:22:43,505
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.

1350
01:22:46,059 --> 01:22:47,716
Wanna test that theory?

1351
01:22:47,820 --> 01:22:48,855
All right.

1352
01:22:48,959 --> 01:22:50,512
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.

1353
01:22:53,412 --> 01:22:54,827
Oh, well. Not bad.

1354
01:22:54,930 --> 01:22:57,795
I'll work it out. I know you will.

1355
01:22:59,176 --> 01:23:01,489
Oh, that's it. Mr. Selbee?

1356
01:23:02,351 --> 01:23:04,561
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1357
01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:09,773
I'd like to ask you some questions
about GS Investment Strategies.

1358
01:23:11,947 --> 01:23:18,367
So, you and your wife count tickets
in a hotel room for 11 days?

1359
01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:19,507
Yup.

1360
01:23:21,370 --> 01:23:23,994
That's so much work.

1361
01:23:25,858 --> 01:23:27,238
Mmm.

1362
01:23:27,342 --> 01:23:29,758
It doesn't seem like work.

1363
01:23:29,862 --> 01:23:31,864
I've worked all my life.

1364
01:23:32,727 --> 01:23:34,453
This is different.

1365
01:23:35,902 --> 01:23:37,870
This is very different.

1366
01:23:52,091 --> 01:23:53,920
You send it in yet?

1367
01:23:54,024 --> 01:23:56,026
They helped their entire town.

1368
01:23:57,096 --> 01:23:58,546
The flaw isn't the story.

1369
01:23:58,649 --> 01:24:00,789
Well, this can't be
a puff piece.

1370
01:24:01,341 --> 01:24:02,653
I need a headline.

1371
01:24:13,284 --> 01:24:15,735
Ah.

1372
01:24:15,839 --> 01:24:21,051
Well, we do well on this one,
we won't need the game anymore.

1373
01:24:21,154 --> 01:24:22,362
You know, I was thinking,

1374
01:24:22,466 --> 01:24:24,744
if we're going to have
a fund for the town,

1375
01:24:24,848 --> 01:24:27,160
managing it, it's gonna be
a fulltime job.

1376
01:24:27,264 --> 01:24:29,128
Well...

1377
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:33,926
Hey, you think we can get one of
those offices downtown, like Steve's?

1378
01:24:34,029 --> 01:24:35,583
What?

1379
01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:37,585
I already got us one
right next to his.

1380
01:24:37,688 --> 01:24:39,241
You did? Yes!

1381
01:24:39,345 --> 01:24:42,555
In fact, his Corvette is actually
in one of our parking spots.

1382
01:24:42,659 --> 01:24:44,661
Well, we'll have to
take care of that.

1383
01:24:44,764 --> 01:24:47,249
What? They're moving out
the WinFall machine.

1384
01:24:47,353 --> 01:24:48,768
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!

1385
01:24:51,288 --> 01:24:55,188
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?

1386
01:24:55,292 --> 01:24:57,259
The lottery suspended
our license.

1387
01:24:57,363 --> 01:24:59,503
Why? You didn't see the article?

1388
01:25:03,714 --> 01:25:04,922
Oh.

1389
01:25:13,344 --> 01:25:15,588
Hey, buddy. How's school? Uh, Dad.

1390
01:25:15,692 --> 01:25:17,694
What are you doing here? You're famous.

1391
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:21,663
Great move, genius.

1392
01:25:21,767 --> 01:25:24,079
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.

1393
01:25:25,253 --> 01:25:26,565
Now.

1394
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,260
The highvolume betting groups
discovered a flaw in the game

1395
01:25:32,363 --> 01:25:35,712
and took advantage of it, to
the tune of millions of dollars.

1396
01:25:35,815 --> 01:25:38,438
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise at the discovery

1397
01:25:38,542 --> 01:25:42,132
and announced they will phase out
the game after tonight's drawing.

1398
01:25:42,235 --> 01:25:43,927
Moving on to our next...

1399
01:25:44,030 --> 01:25:48,034
The last roll down was today. You
could've gotten your final win.

1400
01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:54,454
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,

1401
01:25:54,558 --> 01:25:56,733
it wouldn't have felt the same.

1402
01:26:00,495 --> 01:26:03,084
It was more than
just a game to him.

1403
01:26:07,813 --> 01:26:11,126
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.

1404
01:26:21,930 --> 01:26:22,930
Jerry!

1405
01:26:24,036 --> 01:26:25,140
What?

1406
01:26:25,244 --> 01:26:26,566
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight

1407
01:26:26,590 --> 01:26:29,075
and were wondering if
you could stop by.

1408
01:26:29,179 --> 01:26:30,387
Are they upset?

1409
01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:32,527
If I told you that,
you wouldn't come.

1410
01:26:35,703 --> 01:26:38,153
I tried to answer all their
questions in the newsletter.

1411
01:26:38,257 --> 01:26:40,293
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.

1412
01:26:40,397 --> 01:26:42,571
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.

1413
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:44,504
We didn't break any laws.

1414
01:26:47,784 --> 01:26:51,615
Holy... It's jazz fest? What?

1415
01:26:51,719 --> 01:26:54,204
Jerry! Marge! Huh.

1416
01:26:55,136 --> 01:26:56,965
Yeah!

1417
01:27:00,555 --> 01:27:02,177
Come on!

1418
01:27:02,281 --> 01:27:03,765
Let's do this!

1419
01:27:08,321 --> 01:27:11,290
Yeah! Okay, right?

1420
01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:13,706
Jer and Marge!

1421
01:27:13,810 --> 01:27:17,606
How did you...
We missed the final play.

1422
01:27:17,710 --> 01:27:19,056
Oh, no, we did not.

1423
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,645
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.

1424
01:27:21,749 --> 01:27:23,474
We had a bus and everything.

1425
01:27:23,578 --> 01:27:25,269
What? Oh.

1426
01:27:25,373 --> 01:27:26,685
You didn't have to do that.

1427
01:27:26,788 --> 01:27:28,825
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?

1428
01:27:28,928 --> 01:27:32,104
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.

1429
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:38,800
Hey, Raj!

1430
01:27:38,904 --> 01:27:41,044
I would help,
but, uh, I can't count.

1431
01:27:41,147 --> 01:27:44,875
Yes, you can. I can count.
I just don't like to count.

1432
01:27:44,979 --> 01:27:47,982
This town isn't just a newspaper
article, Jerry. It's all of us.

1433
01:27:48,085 --> 01:27:50,363
And you brought this town
back from the dead

1434
01:27:50,467 --> 01:27:53,953
when nobody else could, because
you don't think we're just numbers.

1435
01:27:56,300 --> 01:27:57,716
No. No.

1436
01:27:58,337 --> 01:27:59,683
You're family.

1437
01:28:00,891 --> 01:28:01,996
Ladies and gentlemen,

1438
01:28:02,099 --> 01:28:07,518
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!

1439
01:28:07,622 --> 01:28:12,800
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you

1440
01:28:12,903 --> 01:28:17,805
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."

1441
01:28:17,908 --> 01:28:19,082
Shall we?

1442
01:28:19,185 --> 01:28:20,531
It is jazz fest.

1443
01:28:20,635 --> 01:28:22,948
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree

1444
01:28:23,051 --> 01:28:27,711
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1445
01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:34,166
♪ Say nightynight
And kiss me

1446
01:28:34,269 --> 01:28:39,758
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me

1447
01:28:39,861 --> 01:28:44,279
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be

1448
01:28:44,383 --> 01:28:48,283
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1449
01:28:50,182 --> 01:28:55,221
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...

1450
01:28:56,429 --> 01:28:58,742
Hey, Steve. Hey, Rhoda.

1451
01:28:58,846 --> 01:29:01,607
Hey, you know, I've been working on
that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.

1452
01:29:01,710 --> 01:29:02,781
I got some great rates.

1453
01:29:02,884 --> 01:29:05,438
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.Yeah.

1454
01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:07,337
Yeah, sure.

1455
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:10,719
Um, do you want to dance?

1456
01:29:10,823 --> 01:29:14,309
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?

1457
01:29:14,413 --> 01:29:16,622
Yes. That's why I asked.

1458
01:29:16,725 --> 01:29:20,833
Right. That does make sense.Yeah.

1459
01:29:21,592 --> 01:29:22,697
Okay.

1460
01:29:22,801 --> 01:29:27,046
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be

1461
01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:31,326
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...

1462
01:29:32,983 --> 01:29:35,986
How badly do you want to go and
just count all those tickets?

1463
01:29:36,090 --> 01:29:37,436
Mmm.

1464
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:40,957
It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.

1465
01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:43,891
I'm going to miss it. Yeah, yeah.

1466
01:29:45,168 --> 01:29:46,272
Me, too.

1467
01:29:48,412 --> 01:29:52,244
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.

1468
01:29:53,659 --> 01:29:56,835
I won the jackpot
before we ever started.

1469
01:29:56,938 --> 01:30:02,426
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear

1470
01:30:02,530 --> 01:30:06,983
♪ Still craving your kiss...

1471
01:30:07,086 --> 01:30:09,606
Jerry and Marge
dissolved our betting group

1472
01:30:09,709 --> 01:30:12,781
when the WinFall game
was phased out.

1473
01:30:12,885 --> 01:30:16,855
They used most of their lottery winnings
to start a construction loan business

1474
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,098
for the town of Evart.

1475
01:30:19,202 --> 01:30:20,802
Like many of their friends
and neighbors,

1476
01:30:20,893 --> 01:30:24,379
they also put their children and
grandchildren through school.

1477
01:30:25,553 --> 01:30:29,868
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.

1478
01:30:29,971 --> 01:30:31,455
Whoo! Ah!

1479
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:34,873
Jerry did finally give in
and buy himself a new truck,

1480
01:30:34,976 --> 01:30:37,185
which was actually
slightly used,

1481
01:30:37,289 --> 01:30:40,188
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.

1482
01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:41,672
And he would know.

1483
01:30:41,776 --> 01:30:48,403
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.

1484
01:30:48,507 --> 01:30:50,647
Okay, let's go count.

1485
01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:54,858
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1486
01:30:59,345 --> 01:31:00,899
He made how much?