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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪抱歉讓你們失望了
‪但你們剛剛那麼辛苦奮鬥

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‪完全就是白忙一場

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{\an8}‪我現在要發射這架備用火箭

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{\an8}‪然後使用這顆天氣衛星

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{\an8}‪在世界各地造成重大災難！

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{\an8}‪不得不說
‪克利夫雖然很邪惡，但他還蠻勤奮的

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‪他來自最邪惡的世代

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‪這叫毅力，你們這些年輕人根本不懂

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‪把他們全關進地牢裡吧

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‪再見了，各位廢物

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‪妳也一樣，小妞，我受夠妳的態度了

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‪我當初真該把妳丟在北極圈不管的

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‪什麼？
‪小心我打斷你的爛腿，死老頭子！

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‪等等

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‪我就知道你是愛我的，克利夫老爹
‪我想為剛剛說的話道歉

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‪把松尾留下來

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‪（聖人）

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‪只要把他的手臂裝回去
‪他就會恢復正常了

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‪小心我扯斷你的頭，老仙人掌

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‪我要把你的醜皮帶頭
‪塞進你的喉嚨裡！

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‪讓你拉出牛仔獎盃！

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‪這是怎麼回事？

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‪永遠別丟下家人，寶貝！

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‪可惡

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‪西斯可回來了

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‪他是怎麼辦到的？

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‪炸豆餅？

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‪你真的很愛考驗貝都因人的待客之道

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‪我告訴你

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‪要不是炸豆餅聽到你的叫聲
‪你早就變成沙怪了

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‪我得去找其他人
‪他們剛剛要去克利夫凱爾索的基地

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‪如果沙塵暴牆還在
‪那他們應該還沒脫身

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‪我們受夠克利夫和他的風暴了
‪該把他趕出這片沙漠了

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‪所以你們願意幫我嗎？

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‪這樣才能堵住他的嘴

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‪但我們不能自己去
‪我們得找人支援

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‪-我們去電話亭吧
‪-電話亭？

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‪兩位…

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‪我知道你們曬太陽曬很久了

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‪但這不是電話亭，這只是一顆石頭

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‪我知道，但只有這裡才有訊號

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‪這叫譬喻，真是的

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‪來打電話吧

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‪你也知道我是會還錢的
‪我只是需要一點時間

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‪我拿奧瑪給你當抵押品

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‪沒錯，等等，什麼？

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‪抱歉，我先接一下電話

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‪可能是我的股票經紀人打來跟我說
‪我買的股票大漲了

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‪喂？是

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‪好的

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‪很好，沒問題，我們被選上了

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‪好消息，我接到了工作
‪明天就會有錢還你們

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‪我們走吧

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‪我們能拿到多少錢？

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‪拿不到錢，但我們先溜再說

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‪瞭解，我們馬上過去

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‪集合！我們得去幫齊瑞和摔車哥

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‪他幫我們找回了水源，我們欠他人情

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‪我知道各位不認識我，但我覺得
‪這片沙漠已經變成了我的一部分

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‪或許是因為我吸進了大概兩公斤的沙

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‪不過同時也是因為你們！

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‪你們每一個人！

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‪無論你是曾經想殺我或救我一命
‪或兩者皆是！

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‪我們之間都已經有感情了！

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‪我很榮幸能跟你們並肩作戰

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‪我們今天要為了朋友而戰！

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‪還有我們的家人
‪以及所有受夠被光明會

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‪和他們的蠢氣象機欺負的人！

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‪誰願意跟我一起上？

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‪把他們全部收拾掉！

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‪-我們要怎麼阻止火箭發射？
‪-沒辦法

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‪幾分鐘後就要發射了
‪唯一的控制模組又在克利夫手上

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‪有個手動控制台在最頂端

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‪那沒問題，我上去關掉就行了

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‪怎麼上去？

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‪騎機車

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‪他要騎機車到火箭頂端？

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‪他的騎車技術一定很好

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‪這個嘛…

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‪快啊

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‪那小子在幹嘛？

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‪-天啊
‪-沒錯

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‪快從我的火箭上下來，泰瑞托

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‪小心我把你揍成肉醬配玉米粥吃

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‪抓到你了

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‪天啊！

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‪你還不乖乖配合啊？

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‪（凱爾索）

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‪天啊！

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‪糟糕

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{\an8}‪（特警）

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‪我來救你了，巴瑞！

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‪糟糕

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‪萊拉！桑多寇！有人看到嗎？

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‪竟然敢背叛我？

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‪我要把你們全部除掉！

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‪再見了，大個子

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‪-謝了，老兄
‪-不對，是我要謝謝你

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‪看來有人用了
‪我送的空中瑜珈課程券

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‪閉嘴，蓋瑞

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‪-我們辦到了！
‪-現在就看泰瑞托了

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‪東尼，火箭30秒後就要發射了！

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‪沒事，克利夫應該30秒後
‪就要把我揍成肉醬了

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‪糟糕

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‪火箭發射了，你晚了一步，泰瑞托

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‪東，快跳下來！

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‪不對，他會被引擎的火焰燒死！

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‪那他該怎麼辦？

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‪只有一個辦法了

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‪完成任務

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‪要怎麼把火箭關掉？

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‪揍爛就行了

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‪我雖然死定了，但你的火箭也是！

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‪我完成任務了，艾可

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‪沒錯，東

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‪-我愛你，東！
‪-真是的

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‪你是好人，泰瑞托

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‪在我旗下殉職的所有探員中

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‪你排前五名，泰瑞托

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‪毫無疑問！

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‪好吧，前三名

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‪我不擅長道別！

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‪什麼？搞什…

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‪成功了

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‪-好耶！
‪-真棒！

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‪天啊

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‪好耶！

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‪好耶！

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‪真高興能回來

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‪你們看！

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‪這是怎麼回事？我們不是贏了嗎？

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‪我們才剛擁抱歡呼而已
‪連何方小姐都哭了

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‪我才沒有！

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‪-是電離器
‪-什麼東西？

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‪衛星上裝了製造暴風雨的電離器

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‪一定是墜地時沒被摧毀

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‪而且正在瘋狂運轉
‪吸取所有氧氣和濕氣

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‪導致地表上出現無法控制的風暴！

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‪糟糕，高氯酸銨開始放熱了！

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‪-佛士迪、齊瑞，講人話！
‪-出現了無法控制的火焰龍捲風

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‪這應該會自己燃燒殆盡吧？

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‪電離器在龍捲風裡面
‪只要還在運作，風暴就會持續存在

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‪被掃到的東西都會被吞噬！

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‪-龍捲風的速度有多快？
‪-時速超過160公里！

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‪我們得在有人受傷之前追上龍捲風

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‪齊瑞，龍捲風在哪裡？

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‪糟糕

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‪沙漠裡怎麼會有燒得這麼快的怪火？

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‪你們得拯救瓦非爾
‪否則我的親友都會因為我的發明而死

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‪-別擔心，我們快到了
‪-沒錯，而且呢

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‪-我們到了之後要做什麼？
‪-我有個計畫

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‪我或許能用齊瑞的技術
‪阻止齊瑞的技術

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‪還阿淳在無人機三鐵賽上
‪用的壓降無人機嗎？

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‪-我不在場
‪-我也是

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‪謝謝你們各位的支持

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‪我記得，佛士迪

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‪你能不能稍微提醒一下大家？

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‪好吧，齊瑞做了幾台會過熱的無人機

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‪你是在講齊瑞的無人機
‪還是阿淳的無人機？

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‪這技術是齊瑞發明的
‪不過阿淳在洛杉磯也有…

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‪聽著，這不重要！

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‪只要我們能讓無人機進到龍捲風裡面

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‪我應該就能用無人機
‪讓龍捲風轉向並削弱

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‪這是我們目前唯一的辦法，就這麼辦

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‪（發射）

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‪成功了！

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‪我現在可以跟無人機連線
‪控制龍捲風的方向了

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‪-好耶，我們辦到了！
‪-好耶！

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‪快讓龍捲風遠離村莊吧

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‪做得好，削弱龍捲風要多久時間？

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‪一下就好，我只要做一些調整…

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‪佛士迪，你可以調整一下
‪火焰龍捲風前進的方向嗎？

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‪這…

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‪（拒絕存取）

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‪齊瑞，你有看到嗎？

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‪我不懂是怎麼回事

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‪電離器控制住了我的無人機
‪感覺就像有人在操控一樣

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‪什麼？會是誰？

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‪我不知道，但對方一定有
‪凱爾索博士給我的導引系統

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‪-克利夫是怎麼弄到那個系統的？
‪-是那個頭髮很蓬又很吵的女生

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‪克利夫想把我關進牢裡，松尾很沒用

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‪該死的泰瑞托又一直都追著我跑

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‪我也可以當駭客，各位阿宅

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‪我會讓你們這些醜八怪好看！

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{\an8}‪（關閉）

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{\an8}‪（開啟）

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‪分頭散開！

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‪我要燒死妳這個天生金髮妞

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‪轟炸！

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‪-佛士迪，我們該怎麼辦？
‪-我不知道

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‪天啊！

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‪妳被龍捲風吞噬了

194
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‪該來處理重量級的了

195
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,164
‪我不能被追上

196
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,128
‪再火熱一點吧

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‪佛士迪，我該怎麼辦？
‪有辦法能消滅龍捲風嗎？

198
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,097
‪海離這裡多遠？

199
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,476
‪-你開的可不是船
‪-海水或許能把火滅掉

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‪但只要電離器還在運作
‪風暴就會一直存在

201
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,898
‪我們可以把電離器炸掉嗎？

202
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,568
‪只有你會想要火上加炸彈

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‪不對，等等，或許行得通！

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00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:55,157
‪你得把炸彈裝到龍捲風裡的電離器上

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‪你怎麼不早說呢？

206
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,913
‪我只要開車衝到
‪火焰龍捲風裡面就好了

207
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,582
‪你想說這句話想多久了？

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‪我只剩一個炸彈
‪我得進到龍捲風的中心

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‪放聰明一點

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‪把炸彈放在車上，你先離開
‪讓龍捲風把車捲進去就行了

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‪那樣行不通，炸彈還沒到電離器旁邊
‪他的車就會先爆炸

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‪別擔心，我可以的

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00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,215
‪我要飛進去了

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‪拜託

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‪很好

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‪什麼？

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‪-好耶！
‪-好耶，兄弟！

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‪掰掰蹦蹦

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‪不！

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‪我恨你，東尼泰瑞托！我恨你！

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‪誰還敢叫我摔車哥？

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‪-好耶！
‪-太棒了！

223
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:09,082
‪你剛剛飛得很好，不過你是不是說了
‪“掰掰蹦蹦”？

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‪對，就像“龍捲蹦蹦”

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‪-兄弟
‪-怎麼了？

226
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,298
‪明明就很酷，佛士迪，你說呢？

227
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:20,385
‪我也想支持你，東，是真的

228
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:24,056
‪那是你們不懂，艾可，快幫我說話

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‪我覺得很完美，也很東尼

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‪好耶！

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00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,609
‪很高興能認識你

232
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,654
‪謝謝你們幫了我大忙

233
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,324
‪我們保持聯絡
‪我還有些關於無人機的事想問你

234
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,785
‪下次三鐵賽我一定要贏

235
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:48,205
‪-但我可能會參賽
‪-真嗆

236
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‪我要回村裡找我兄弟了，掰掰蹦蹦

237
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,002
‪很好！看吧？他也懂

238
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,130
‪-他應該是在酸你
‪-才不是

239
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‪-真的嗎？
‪-我們回去的路上再笑泰瑞托吧

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‪我們的下一個任務就是要抓拉斐拉
‪艾可，帶領大家做好準備

241
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‪十分鐘後出發

242
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,811
‪我才剛立了兩次大功
‪你們還要嘲笑我？

243
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:14,815
‪我不會嘲笑你
‪想嘲笑你的人得先問過我

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‪謝了，艾可

245
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,568
‪是我該謝謝你

246
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:23,156
‪你讓我明白了
‪當領袖和為家人犧牲的意義

247
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,702
‪你教會我的比那些蠢資料夾還多

248
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,744
‪什麼？

249
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:32,833
‪我無意冒犯，但我們在沙漠中時
‪我體會到了一件事

250
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‪我不是妳那種專業探員，何方

251
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:39,548
‪從現在開始，我們的所有決策
‪都得由全家人一同決定

252
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‪-太棒了
‪-好吧

253
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,761
‪那你們全家人
‪可以準備好十分鐘後出發嗎？

254
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,766
‪應該沒問題，但克利夫呢？

255
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‪我們會展開搜索

256
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:56,064
‪但那個老頭子應該沒活下來

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