[electrical crackling]
[humming]
[upbeat rhythmic music plays]
[engine roars]
[tires squeal]
-[lively music plays] -[crowd cheers]
-[bell rings] -[roars]
[crowd chants] Ocelot! Ocelot! Ocelot!
[growls]
-[groaning] -[crowd roars]
-[laughs] -[snarls]
[groaning]
-[groaning] -[crowd cheers]
[roars]
[groans]
[yelling]
[groaning]
[grunting]
[crowd roars]
[roars, laughs]
[gasps]
[grunting]
[crowd member] Come on, Ocelot!
[roars]
[roaring]
[groaning]
[slo-mo yelling]
[crowd chanting] Ocelot! Ocelot!
Lava Leap! Lava Leap! Lava Leap!
[power surges]
[groaning]
-[bell rings] -[laughs]
[crowd chants] Ocelot! Ocelot! Ocelot!
-[whirring] -[clattering]
-[birds caw] -[cheerful music plays]
-[beeping] -[whooshing]
[wind gusts]
[Frostee laughs]
Slow down, Frostee!
Ugh!
Ugh! Man, I'm just trying to get where we're going faster.
Cloaked or not, we can't do anything to blow our cover right now.
We have to get to Tuco undetected so we can bleed him for info:
find out what he knows,
how he was involved with the attack on headquarters, and why he framed us.
Hey! We decided that Uncle Tuco would never do something like that.
I think you decided that.
-[gasps] Layla! -[Tony strains, grunts]
You're siding with Ms. Nowhere for the first time right now?
Tuco's my brother from another mother - who's my nana!
I'm not siding. I'm just saying...
Look at him! That's the face of a criminal if I've ever seen one.
Aw, you mean this face?
[high voice] I would never do anything to harm my family!
I'm Uncle Tuco! Yeah!
If you're so innocent, why are you wearing a mask?
And don't lie to me! I'll crack you like an egg.
Okay... Look, we're gonna talk to him, but just to prove he's innocent.
If Tuco didn't frame us, then who did?
-[atmospheric music plays] -Uh... I don't know.
I do, bro. Ghosts!
-[Frostee] Boo! -[Cisco shrieks]
[Cisco gasps, moans]
[grunts] Bro, why'd you do that?
Sorry. I'm just kind of on a scaring-people kick today.
-Nice! Now I need some more chips. -[barking]
[laughs] Good boy! Good boy...
[barks]
You know, I wasn't sure about this whole "man's best friend" thing,
but Roscoe brings me the bag, and he cleans my fingers.
[in unison] Ew!
-What? Dogs' mouths are sterile. -[panting]
-[Tony] Ms. Nowhere, no! -[all] Ew!
Ugh!
So, here's the plan.
We get boots on the ground in Mexico City, and start searching for Tuco.
Bad idea. We won't be able to move a muscle in that city
without getting caught on God's Eye.
[baby-talk voice] Even a dog can understand that.
Look, Ms. Nowhere, we get it. You think you know more than us.
I do.
-And you're convinced Tuco is guilty. -He is.
But you're not our leader anymore.
We're all on the run together, okay? We make decisions together.
-[dramatic music plays] -Yeah! Take that! Pfft...
Thinking Uncle Tuco's guilty... Dumb.
Looks like you're not the boss anymore, boss. So, what is your thing?
My "thing"?
Yeah! Cisco's the gearhead, Layla's the outlaw,
I'm the techie heartthrob...
-I'm the warrior artist. [grunts] -[dramatic music plays]
Maybe you're the crazy dog lady?
Uncle Tuco hater.
-My thing is I'm in charge! -[barks]
No, that was your old thing!
Hey, you guys skipped me. What's my thing?
-Uh... -[phone beeps]
Uh... You're the glue that holds us all together!
-[stirring music plays] -That's right. I am the glue.
Okay, guys. Come on, gather around. 'Cause we're about to get glued...
I'll work on that catchphrase.
Uh... Let's stick together?
Yeah, that seems better... Alright, look.
We're almost in Mexico City,
so if we can't get out and walk around, what are we supposed to do?
Guys, check out this video.
Is it that groundhog that calls people Fred?
-No. -Layla, not now. We have to find Tuco.
-It's not-- -And the ghost guys. Don't forget them.
-Guys-- -Right! The ghost guys.
That's right. Outlaw ghosts, right here in Mexico City.
What?
-See? -Where did you find this?
I reached out to some underground contacts to see if anyone knew about a ghost crew.
[quietly] Outlaw...
Here's the witness now.
-Please leave me alone. -Sir, you're the museum curator.
You claim a group of ghosts robbed one of your exhibits?
Is that right?
They appeared out of nowhere. I'm telling the truth!
Sorry you had to be a specter-tator to that, sir. [chuckles]
I'm sorry, I am so sorry.
It's just a little hard to... boo-lieve!
[laughs] I did it again, I'm so sorry.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, those puns were... ruff!
-Am I right, Roscoe? -[whines]
That sounds exactly like what happened to us! When was this?
Yesterday.
Looks like we just got a non-Tuco lead.
I'll be here when you're ready to apologize.
I can wait.
Ugh...
[dramatic music plays]
[whirring]
Hi, there!
[screams, gasps]
[Echo sighs] Frostee, are we still cloaked?
-[Frostee] Oh, shoot. -[whirring]
[screams, whimpers]
Oh, sorry, man. Our bad.
-[sighs] -[soft music plays]
If you're here to make fun of me too, I don't want to hear it.
No, no, we believe you! Same thing happened to us!
[shrieks, groans]
-[tense music plays] -Tell me, what did these "ghosts" steal?
A black obsidian ring.
Must be worth a lot.
Actually, not really.
[curator] It was one of three remaining artifacts
from an ancient pre-Aztec culture most people have never even heard of.
One of three? What are the other two artifacts?
A ceremonial headdress, and a--
Jewel jaguar's tooth.
I know who framed us.
[dramatic music plays]
His code name was Moray. He was a tech engineer genius.
The agency contracted him about twenty--
[clears throat] A few years ago, when I was a really junior agent.
Your age, maybe younger.
He was hired to design new spy tech.
[Ms. Nowhere] Wow! I am really killing it in this picture!
My look tells a story, and that story is, "Oh, okay! She bad!"
[sighs]
Sure...
So how does Moray connect to the stolen artifacts?
Moray was a total weirdo,
always going on about some ancient apocalyptic prophecy.
He got so obsessed with that nonsense that the agency had to let him go.
So you think he's the one behind all this?
Right before he was fired, he gave me a jaguar tooth made out of ancient jewels,
said it was important.
Not exactly something you can wear out, so I threw it in the agency vault.
That's what he stole from headquarters!
And now that he's got the obsidian ring...
He's after the headdress.
So Uncle Tuco's name is cleared!
Still waiting for that apology.
[laughing] I don't think so... They could be working together!
You know the saying: guilty 'til proven innocent.
No, that's not the saying.
Yo, there's no way my uncle would work for a crazy guy like that.
My uncle's scared of conspiracy theories. He doesn't want to be part of one.
Found the headdress!
[Frostee] It's been locked in a vault for 30 years,
but tonight, it'll be at a gala at some fancy mansion here in Mexico City!
Diplomats and foreign dignitaries will be there-- Ooh!
[sing-songy] And it's a masquerade!
That's the perfect place for Moray to make his move.
We have to be there to catch him and clear our names.
Security will be crazy with that many suits in one place.
-How are we going to get an invite? -Please! You think I get asked to parties?
-I prefer to show up uninvited. -[dramatic music plays]
[all] Uh...
It sounded better in my head. I'm... I'm doing fine.
[rhythmic music plays]
I'm looking for a woman with five kids.
Where are they?
There's a site called Family Daters. You'd kill on that.
Don't toy with me!
Tell me everything you know.
[laughs]
Ah, you're talking to a stone-cold outlaw, pal.
I'm not saying squat.
-[knuckles crack] -[rock music plays]
-Ow! [whimpers] -I'm listening!
[clinks]
Okay, hands off the bun!
I saw them two days ago.
They were heading to Mexico City, looking to make some cash.
That's all I know.
Please don't take my sweet, silky baby. That's my power center!
[whimpers]
[rock music plays]
[suspenseful music plays]
Are you ready, Frostee?
You'll only have a couple seconds while I'm shaking hands
to clone their bracelet's code and implant it into mine.
[Frostee] Let's do this.
[soft music plays]
Perfect night for a party!
So nice to get out of the embassy every once in a while.
I'm Beatrice Tremblay, from Canada.
Sasha O'Sullivan, Irish diplomat.
Pleasure!
[classical music plays]
[Frostee] I didn't get it! Keep shaking!
[clears throat]
Ooh, what lovely knuckles you have!
Uh, thank you?
Do you, uh... work out?
My knuckles?
[laughs]
[Frostee] A few more seconds. Almost there...
I mean, be honest.
I've got pig knuckles compared to yours. [chuckles, snorts]
Can you let go, please?
-[grunting] -[Frostee laughs]
[Frostee] I was just messing with you!
I cloned the code before you even got to her!
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
[quietly] Frostee!
Enjoy the party, Mrs. O'Sullivan.
Janey Mac, what a hooley!
[beeping]
Sorry ma'am, your bracelet isn't reading.
Cop on! Thing must be banjaxed!
-[classical music continues] -[rustling]
[sighs]
[sighs] You all know this is the second party you ditched me.
-[barks] -Hey, what are you do--
Fine.
[classical music plays]
Good night, is that blood? I think we've stumbled onto a nest of vampiros.
Mm...
Mm, mm!
Mole. My bad.
You thought it was blood, and you still dipped?
Keep the lines clear, Toretto!
If I had a fountain like that, I'd fill it with queso!
[barks]
[gasps] Bro! A vol-queso!
Mm!
Maybe just one more. Mm!
Mm!
Mm, mm, mm.
Hello, Ms. Nowhere.
[slurping]
Moray.
Uh, you've got a...
Million-dollar smile?
No, a... mole mustache.
[gasps]
[groans]
Not to be creepy, but can I have this dance?
[classical music swells]
So, I guess you still believe in that crazy prophecy of yours?
-[snarls] -[yelps]
[grunts, snarls]
It's not so crazy, as you will see.
[gasps]
Right. Ancient items, magical powers,
summoning the apocalypse...
Totally normal.
[gasps]
You didn't comprehend when we first met, and you still don't!
-[bones crack] -[groans]
And that's why you framed me?
[grunts]
It's one reason.
To get revenge on you for abandoning me all those years ago.
[yelps, grunts]
I also knew you were the only one who could possibly stop me.
You were right about that. And I stopped you anyway!
Spring the net!
[applause]
-[groans] -[mysterious music plays]
Something wrong with your radio?
[laughs]
I said, "Spring the net!"
I'm afraid your comms are down. [laughs]
-[whooshing] -[yelps]
[crackling]
-[coughs] -[dramatic music plays]
-[whirring] -[yelps]
[music intensifies]
-[gasps] -Greetings, ladies and gentlemen.
I'll be taking over for the rest of the evening.
-[gasps] -[music intensifies]
[tense music plays]
Why is she just staring at the volcano?
It's weird we haven't heard from her. Frostee, is something wrong?
Not that I can see.
The lady just loves chips.
-[grunts] -Everyone, stand by.
[Tony] We have to wait for Ms. Nowhere's signal.
The heart of our native ancestors has been lost
to the bland culture of los Estados Unidos.
Mexico is awash in the squalor of the north.
And you, the so-called upper classes, swim in American decadence
like so many maíz tortillas in fake cheese queso.
I come here to tell you that soon, a flood of fire will wash the land clean,
and this city will return to its natural order.
And I will lead a pure, new generation.
[dramatic music plays]
Ugh! Just as boring as I remember. [grunts]
[music intensifies]
I think that's the signal!
Ugh! Everybody out!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Let's go!
[dramatic music continues]
[cackles]
Laser grenade!
[whirring]
[electro music plays]
[Tony laughs]
[yelling]
[grunting]
-[crackling] -[groaning]
[Echo] Yes!
Did you really have to yell "laser grenade"?
What's the point of throwing a laser grenade
if you don't yell "Laser grenade!"
-Whoa! -[music intensifies]
[grunting]
Heads up, Nowhere!
[grunting]
-[laughs] -[whirring]
[gasps, yelps]
-[music intensifies] -[Tony grunts]
You are no match for the great Moray!
[grunting, groaning]
Pfft... [laughs]
Why are you laughing?
[laughs] For a second, I thought you were gonna say "the great moron."
And that's silly, you know?
[music intensifies]
-[Moray yells] -[gasps]
[grunting]
[music slows, echoes]
Whoa!
[grunting]
[laughs]
-[yells] -[electro music continues]
[crashing]
[grunting]
[panting] You're not fighting a ghost alien, it's just a regular dude.
[shrieks]
Uh-oh. I think he's about to do that magic shell thing.
[whirring]
-[crackling] -[Cisco yelps]
[sighs]
[grunting]
-[electro music continues] -Layla, need one of these?
[grunting]
Oh. That works too.
-[Ms. Nowhere exclaims] -[crackling]
[Ms. Nowhere laughs]
[Ms. Nowhere] Gotcha.
-[suspenseful music plays] -[chuckles] Not quite.
One more guest should be arriving any moment now.
[helicopter approaches]
[exclaims]
[roars]
[exclaiming]
[crackling]
-[whirring] -[panting]
I got Moray. [panting]
-[rock music plays] -Sorry to crash the party.
The jig is up, Nowhere.
Get back to the hauler. I'll meet you there.
Someone needs to be in charge of the getaway car.
-[tense music plays] -I can handle Palindrome. Go!
Come on, Nowhere. You know I always get my man.
[grunts] It's true. You do always get your man.
-[rock music plays] -[grunting]
But I...
...am nacho man!
-[grunts] -[yelps]
-[grunts] -[groans]
[suspenseful music plays]
[grunting]
-[music intensifies] -[grunts]
I got you!
You could get me. Or, you can save your friends.
-[beeping] -You have 60 seconds.
[gasps] Is everyone out of the mansion?
We're all out.
Except for Palindrome, because he's knocked the heck out!
Frostee, is there an explosive in there?
Yes! And it's gonna blow in 45 seconds!
-[groans] -[Moray laughs]
[music intensifies]
[panting]
[beeping]
No, no, no!
[straining, grunting]
Come on.
[straining]
[trickling]
[panting]
[beeping]
[grunting]
[Tony] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Tony yells]
[screams]
[groans]
-[panting] -[vehicle approaches]
Come on, Toretto, we got to go! The cops are on their way!
[panting]
Palindrome!
[Gary grunts] Are you okay?
[tense music plays]
-Oh, no! He's covered with blood! -[squelching]
Oh, nope. Just mole.
But you thought it was blood when you tasted it?
[Palindrome groans]
How did I get out here?
-[dramatic music plays] -Wait... You two saved me, didn't you?
I knew I could count on you two.
Yes! We're heroes!
Actually, it wasn't us.
We had to park the helicopter but couldn't find a spot.
I found a spot.
-It wouldn't fit. -It would have if you let me fly!
You really want to climb over me while I'm trying to fly the 'copter?
Please don't call it that.
Gentlemen! If you didn't save me, then who did?
Uh, Mr. Palindrome, sir, Tony Toretto saved you.
[stirring music plays]
Now why would a guilty man save the life of the one hunting him down?
[music intensifies]
[vocalizing] ♪ We run the world like a family ♪
♪ Speed it up, cause together we ♪
♪ We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy ♪
♪ Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go ♪
♪ Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke ♪
♪ And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows ♪
♪ We just having fun Cause this is how we roll ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy ♪