1 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:06,631 - I feel so bad stealing all this from work. 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,883 - Cary, that's the point of having a shitty job. 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,385 It's the tradeoff. 4 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,303 - Wait, is that full salt and pepper shakers? 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,764 - Yes. - Okay, yas! 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,474 I love a park day! 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,977 Oh, and there is someone I want you to meet. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,812 - Yo. - This is Lance. 9 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:21,980 - How you doing? - Hey. Cary. Hey. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,356 - How you doing? - Hi. Curtis. 11 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,650 - Isn't he insane? His body is so hot, 12 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,194 I actually insist on having sex every 14 minutes. 13 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,196 Otherwise, I stop being able to concentrate properly. 14 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,406 - Yeah. It's dope but exhausting. 15 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,992 - Well, sit. Have some wine. 16 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,119 We have plenty of glasses. Almost 30. 17 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,246 - Oh, no, I can't. I got work later. 18 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,498 - Wait, I thought Brooke said you work at Foot Locker. 19 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,709 I feel like you could show up tipsy for that. 20 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,503 - Nah, anything I do, I like to do 100%. 21 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,714 It wouldn't be fair if I didn't bring them my A game. 22 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:51,092 - God, how is he not People's Sexiest Man Alive? 23 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,303 - [laughs] Anyway, what I need is coffee. 24 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,929 - Oh. Um, I actually have that too. 25 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,181 [grunts] 26 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,515 - You took the espresso machine? 27 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,476 - Yeah. - Oh, hell yeah, Curtis! 28 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,644 [laughter] - Wait, what was that? 29 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,563 - What was that that you just did? 30 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,522 - What, you guys never dabbed before? 31 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,442 [yells] - Oh, my God, I love it. 32 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,569 - Like this? - It's, like, for celebrations. 33 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:10,695 [yells] 34 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,322 You can even double it up sometimes. 35 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,948 Let's go! Let's go! - Double dab. Okay. 36 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,492 - That looks good. [laughter] 37 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,120 [sirens wailing] 38 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,663 [keyboard clicking] - "Hey, girlie. 39 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:21,873 "Where are you? 40 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,000 "Just trying to close that director loop 41 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,169 and get an Academy Award, LOL." 42 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,462 [phone chimes] 43 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,715 "Just been quite a while, girlie. 44 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,634 Not sure if these are going through." 45 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,009 [phone chimes] 46 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,554 "At least let me know if these are going through." 47 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,597 Uh, "At my BF's. 48 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,723 Not sure how good reception is." 49 00:01:39,848 --> 00:01:40,975 [phone chimes] 50 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,936 [alarm blaring] 51 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,771 Oh, shit. 52 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,189 What happened there? 53 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:48,233 - ♪ I-I-I'm a w-- ♪ 54 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,901 [thunderclap] 55 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,529 - [shuddering] - [snoring] 56 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,239 [phone line beeps] - Hey, Mac. 57 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,990 Sorry, know I'm reaching out a tonsies. 58 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,577 [laughs] Just eager to close the loop on this director 59 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:03,039 and get that Oscar before "WindWeaver" season two. 60 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,000 [chuckles] Yas! 61 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,751 So please, just call me back. 62 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,711 [line beeps] Hey, Cary again. 63 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:11,089 Truly sorry to bug you in the Hampties, my girl, 64 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,841 but it actually has been 65 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,968 such a weird amount of time since I've heard from you. 66 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,804 Like, so long, I don't think I'm the crazy one. 67 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,432 [laughs] Anyway, please call me back. 68 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,975 My boyfriend works days, so I'm just 69 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,060 hanging at his house, free whenev-- 70 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,855 I mean, this is just outrageous now, no? 71 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,983 Like, please, call me back, Mackenzie. 72 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,317 - [snoring] - I've lost all track of time, 73 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,030 and I'm worried something might be wrong. 74 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,281 But I called every hospital, 75 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:38,950 and there's no Mackenzie at any, 76 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,911 so at least just let me know you're still alive. 77 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,329 [whimpering] Please? 78 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,081 Mackenzie! 79 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,833 Mackenzie! 80 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,626 Mackenzie! 81 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,629 - [humming] - Oh, those are pretty. 82 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,423 - Yeah. Should brighten up the place. 83 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,551 - Oh, hey, have you talked to Cary and Brooke yet? 84 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,511 Give them the bad news? 85 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,680 - No, I keep putting it off. 86 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,265 But I do think I'll start with Cary. 87 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,017 - That's smart. He's way less scary. 88 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,977 - I just hope he takes it okay. 89 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,188 I know how important this movie is to him, 90 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,481 and now I'm pulling the funding? 91 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,774 - Patricia, he'll get it. 92 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,484 How much could he care about one movie? 93 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,695 - Okay, this is actually hurtful now, Mackenzie. 94 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,281 Like, I am wasting away over here. 95 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,493 And I don't know if this is how you treat other clients, 96 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,702 but this is not okay. 97 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:23,870 I'm sick of beans! 98 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:24,913 Like, this is not okay. 99 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,581 Ow! Ow! Fuck! 100 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:27,499 Ahh! 101 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,875 And why isn't Lucas back yet? 102 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,876 Where is Lucas? 103 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,336 Okay, Mac. 104 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:32,837 If this is how you want to play things, 105 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,507 if this is how you choose to do business, 106 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,385 you have left me no choice but to come to you. 107 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,844 [chuckles] That's right. 108 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,430 I googled your last name plus Hamptons, 109 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,516 found your home address... - Turn right. 110 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,645 - And guess what-- I am now on your street. 111 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,523 I bet you didn't count on this, did you, Mackie? 112 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,316 But this is who you've made me. 113 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,902 This is who I am now 'cause of you. 114 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,029 - You have arrived. - So buckle up, girl. 115 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,447 'Cause I'm here for answers. 116 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,533 But more than that, I'm here to hand you 117 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:05,245 something very important-- your own ass. 118 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,539 [chuckles] 119 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,874 - Remember me, Mac? 120 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,668 From 1 billion years ago? 121 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,462 [grunts] Where is she? Come on. 122 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,880 [phone ringing] 123 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,385 Not now, Mom. I'm trying to get a movie made. 124 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,596 God, she is gonna be so humiliated. 125 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:24,723 Mac! 126 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,017 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 127 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,560 I can see movement in there. 128 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,437 I know you're in there. Mac! 129 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,813 - Cary? - I saw you-- 130 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,565 - What's wrong? What are you doing here? 131 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,568 - So you are alive! [laughs] 132 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,403 Do you know how long I've been trying 133 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,571 to get in touch with you? 134 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,656 Jesus fucking Christ! 135 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,950 - What? - We need to attach a director 136 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,784 so I can win an Oscar, but you haven't 137 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:47,829 gotten back to me in, what, years? 138 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,415 - Wait. This is about the director? 139 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,709 - Yes, dude! Remember? 140 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,171 You said you would hurry to attach one in that meeting, 141 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,630 and then you fully ghosted me! 142 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,050 I've been calling hospitals looking for you. 143 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,593 I legit thought you were dead! 144 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,219 That's how long it's been. 145 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,097 - Cary... 146 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,476 that meeting was yesterday. 147 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,977 - What? - Yeah. 148 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,562 It was Friday morning. 149 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,938 It's Saturday night. 150 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,316 It's been 36 hours. 151 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:22,322 - Well, it certainly felt like a lot longer. 152 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,283 Did it not snow either? - Snow? What? 153 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,077 - But regardless, you still could have 154 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,453 called me back a lot sooner. 155 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,622 Did you really not see me call at all? 156 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,124 - No, I don't always check my phone on the weekend. 157 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,459 I have a life. 158 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,794 - Yeah, that's been made pretty clear. 159 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,545 - Excuse me? - You are, like, 160 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,923 always in the Hamptons-- truly always. 161 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,758 Like, how am I supposed to win an Oscar, 162 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,551 or frankly do anything in this business, 163 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,470 if my agent is always in the Hamptons, hanging out? 164 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,682 - Are you fucking kidding me? 165 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,849 - What? 166 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,602 - Are you fucking kidding me right now? 167 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,897 How fucking dare you come here and talk to me like this? 168 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,858 You do not get to come to my fucking home 169 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,610 in the middle of the goddamn night 170 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,986 and yell at me. - I-- 171 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,572 - A, I'm a goddamn fucking grown woman, 172 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,324 and you will not speak to me like this. 173 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,451 Do you understand? - I was--I just-- 174 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,454 - And B, I'm always in the Hamptons? 175 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,124 - I mean, are you not always? 176 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,626 Like, factually speaking-- - Here's a question. 177 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,587 How do you even know that I've been in the Hamptons? 178 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,631 Like, how do you know? 179 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,842 - Uh-- - Because I call you 180 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,052 and I email you and I Zoom you from here, 181 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:29,431 nonstop, to tell you I got you something 182 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,683 or to give you feedback on something 183 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:36,479 or to game out how to win you a fucking Oscar now. 184 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,024 Like, do you even know the crazy shit 185 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,067 that you have asked me to make happen this year? 186 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:45,280 And I haven't blinked a fucking eye! 187 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,574 Look at your career! It's insane! 188 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,952 So no, I have not been bad or slow at all. 189 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,996 At fucking all! 190 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,498 Period! End of story! 191 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,916 - Hey, is everything okay? I heard yelling. 192 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,461 - Yes. It's just a client. It's fine. 193 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,046 - Oh, yeah. The WindWeaver? 194 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,174 - Yep. Yep, that's him. Thank you. It's fine. 195 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,227 This is my brother's house, so... 196 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,562 - Oh. 197 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:22,150 I--I didn't-- sorry, I didn't, um-- 198 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,028 and I--I--I do know you've been working. 199 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,447 I just didn't, uh-- 200 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,368 I'm sorry I came here. 201 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,119 Uh, I'm--I'm gonna go. 202 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,622 I'll just--I'm gonna catch the next jitney home. 203 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,706 - It's 2:00. 204 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,792 There are no next jitneys. 205 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,544 - Right. Uh, that's okay. 206 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,254 I'm just gonna, uh-- - [clears throat] 207 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,966 Give me a second. 208 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,095 [thunder rumbling] 209 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,893 [clears throat] You can stay here tonight. 210 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,062 - No, no. That--I--that would be insane. 211 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:03,024 - Cary, I'm not gonna not let you have a place to stay. 212 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,485 I have to drive to the city in the morning. 213 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,113 I will give you a ride. It's fine. 214 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:11,616 Cary, it's fine. 215 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,455 - Sorry. - Yep. 216 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,792 [indistinct chatter] 217 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,008 - No, please don't put me on hold. 218 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,801 Yeah, I spoke to somebody earlier, 219 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,469 and they said that wouldn't be a problem. 220 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,636 - This is Cary. 221 00:08:32,761 --> 00:08:34,972 Cary, my friend Jen. - Hi. 222 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,393 - Yes, I'll hold. 223 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,688 [thunder rumbling] 224 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,151 - Uh, you're gonna be in that bedroom. 225 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,862 The, um, bed's a little firm, but it's a trundle, 226 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,405 so you just pull out the one below it, 227 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,032 it's better. - Oh, firm's fine. 228 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,909 - I'm just gonna get you a sheet and a towel and stuff. 229 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,454 Let's see what we have. 230 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,040 Of course, this isn't gonna match. 231 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,458 God. 232 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,335 All right, no fitted sheet. 233 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,086 Probably no pillowcases. 234 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,588 What-- 235 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,593 [clears throat] It won't be tonight. 236 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,012 - I'm--I really can go. I should-- 237 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,930 - Also, um, I'm gonna do a load of laundry, 238 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,932 and your clothes are caked in mud. 239 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,809 So why don't you just leave them outside, 240 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,770 and I'll put them in too. 241 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,606 - Okay. I'm, uh, sorry about your-- 242 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,441 - Thank you. Thanks. 243 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,902 Yeah. It has not been fun. 244 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,741 [thunder rumbling] 245 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:49,005 - [sobbing] 246 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,699 [seagulls crying] 247 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,386 - [squeals] I'm so excited. 248 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,180 I've never been to the Tonys before. 249 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,431 - It's the Peabodys. - Right. 250 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,474 [phone ringing] 251 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,267 Shh. It's Cary. 252 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,394 God, I'm so nervous. 253 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,229 Hi, honey. How's it going? 254 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,857 - Hey. Sorry I missed you, uh, before. 255 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,650 Um, not sure why you were calling. 256 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,987 But, um, I was, uh-- 257 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:40,492 I was thinking, and I actually don't need funding 258 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,161 for the, uh, movie anymore. 259 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,163 - Wait, really? 260 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,498 - Um, yeah. Yeah. 261 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,501 I just had a tough couple days and a weird night, 262 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,087 and--and I think I-- 263 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,631 I think I just need to talk to my agent 264 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,342 and get out of it altogether. 265 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,593 - Is everything okay? 266 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,011 - Yeah. Yeah, 267 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,596 I just-- I'm out in the Hamptons. 268 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,016 I'm actually, uh... 269 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,436 pretty close to where Curtis does his birthday. 270 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,023 So I think I might just try to spend the week with him, 271 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,526 if he'll have me, instead of trying 272 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,362 to cram something else in real quick before "WindWeaver." 273 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,032 - Well, we'll always remember this as your decision. 274 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,617 - All right. Love you, Mom. I'll talk to you later. 275 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,202 - Okay. Bye. - [laughs] 276 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,870 Gay people think they're so smart, 277 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,455 but he had no idea. 278 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,709 - Yay! Now all that's left is Brooke. 279 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,711 [sighs] - Oh, shit. 280 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,379 [dishes clatter] 281 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300 - Hey. - Hey. 282 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,468 - How'd you sleep? 283 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,678 - Good, thanks. 284 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,680 Um, is Mac awake, or-- 285 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,724 - Uh, yeah. She's in with our mom. 286 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,184 I'm actually gonna drive you back, if that's okay. 287 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,061 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll just, um-- 288 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,730 I'll talk to her later, and I actually, uh-- 289 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,566 I just need to go somewhere a little closer, if that's-- 290 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,985 - Whoa, whoa. Holy shit. 291 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,528 Is that that actor? 292 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,238 - Oh, my God. 293 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,407 - Now getting word famous method actor 294 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,452 Lucas Lambert Moy spotted stumbling naked 295 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,787 along Route 17 this morning. - What the fuck? 296 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,289 - I'm sorry. Do--do you know him? 297 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,583 - [sighs] Yeah. He might be my, uh, boyfriend. 298 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,126 - Neighbors say Moy, who wrapped 299 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,753 his most recent film yesterday 300 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,088 and does not yet have another one lined up, 301 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,174 seemed disoriented and afraid. 302 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,343 - We were just driving, and we saw him like that. 303 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,094 You know who that is? That's, uh-- 304 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,512 It seemed like maybe he had been in character 305 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,431 for so long, he forgot who he was. 306 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,308 - This is pathetic. - So I called the sheriff 307 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,268 to see if he had some family the area. 308 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,145 I mean, he must have come up here for some reason. 309 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,688 - [with Australian accent] Thanks, mate. 310 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,483 Wait, why the heck am I talking so funny? 311 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,902 - Whoa, he's been Australian this whole time? 312 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,195 No wonder he books. 313 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,905 - I'm sorry, you didn't know that? 314 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,198 How long have you two been together? 315 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,532 - Oh, I don't really want to say. 316 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,117 Um, and I-- 317 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,286 I actually think we might break up soon. 318 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,454 [brakes squeal] 319 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,498 - Lucas, my baby! 320 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,333 It's your mother! 321 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,794 - Lucas, my baby! It's your husband! 322 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,796 - Yeah, we're done. 323 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,130 Let's go. 324 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,428 It's right here on the left. 325 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,642 Thank you so much for the ride. 326 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,018 - You got it. 327 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:15,313 [indistinct chatter] 328 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,237 - [sighs] 329 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,868 - Oh, my God. 330 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,203 Cary-- - I--I'm not here 331 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,663 to be weird, I swear. 332 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,000 I just, uh--could we, uh-- 333 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,295 could we talk somewhere in private? 334 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,722 God, this house is so pretty. 335 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,682 - I know. 336 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,183 So sad she's a Republican. 337 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,518 - Wait, did she charge you again? 338 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,104 - Yup, and added, like, a laundry fee 339 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,772 'cause I think she just assumes 340 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,482 we're doing anal on all of her beds. 341 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,359 - Mm. - Which-- 342 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,236 - [laughs] 343 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:08,825 - So, uh, congrats on the Oscar buzz. 344 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,493 When do you shoot? 345 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,370 Like, now? 346 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,414 - Well, that was the plan, yes. 347 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:18,126 But I'm--I'm not gonna do that anymore. 348 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,628 Which is why I'm here. 349 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:24,049 I--I don't-- 350 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,383 I don't care about work. 351 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,552 I--I'm trying not to care about work 352 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,929 as much, starting now, 353 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:34,601 'cause I think it's... fully killing me. 354 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:40,565 It's just--it's everything I wanted for so long, 355 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,025 or I thought I wanted. 356 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,568 I don't even know what all I wanted, I just-- 357 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,362 - You wanted to be the most famous actor in the world 358 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,031 so everyone would love you and be impressed by you 359 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,366 but also scared of you, 360 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,992 and they'd never judge you in any way 361 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,995 'cause they were too constantly in awe of you. 362 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,081 It's what we all wanted. 363 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,501 - But then I-- I don't know, I just-- 364 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,128 now I just don't have anything else, 365 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,256 any friends, or I-- [sighs] 366 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,467 I never had any friends, actually, except for you. 367 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,053 So I'm not doing the movie this week. 368 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,930 I just want to be here with you 369 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,391 in this homophobic woman's beautiful house, 370 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,267 like I have been for the past ten years, 371 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,686 and just fix things. 372 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,480 Like, I want to know what you're up to again. 373 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,649 Like, you have a boyfriend now? 374 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,611 - Yes, the rumors are true. 375 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,446 - [chuckles] 376 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,118 - I really appreciate this. 377 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,579 And was, like, hoping for it. 378 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,498 'Cause I was starting to worry that you were gonna be 379 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:42,502 one of those friends that I just had for a time. 380 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:48,008 And I--I didn't want you to be a friend for a time. 381 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,429 So thank you. 382 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,306 But I just, um-- 383 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,892 I don't think I can have you stay, though. 384 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,270 - Oh, I-- 385 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,771 I won't be shitty, I promise. 386 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,398 I won't talk about me. I won't talk about work. 387 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,692 I just-- - No, I know. 388 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,028 It's just, you were kind of shitty 389 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,904 to my friends too. 390 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:15,201 And I feel like you owe not just me an apology. 391 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,786 And it's really my boyfriend's birthday too, 392 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,832 and so it's like a co-thing, and I'm just... 393 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,791 nervous to change the vibes. 394 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,210 - Oof. Yeah. 395 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,338 Tough hearing you being somewhere 396 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,798 will change the vibes. 397 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,216 - I'm sorry. Was that too rude? 398 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,302 I'm truly not trying to kick a friend out. 399 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,348 - No, it's fine. I--I would change the vibes. 400 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,269 So we'll just 401 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,521 pick this up later? 402 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,689 - Yeah. 403 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,649 I mean, I feel like I should just 404 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,360 kiss you passionately in the rain 405 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,861 and take you right back, but-- 406 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,529 - [laughs] 407 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,282 - It's just not 100% the move for me right now. 408 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,867 - Yeah, no. It's your call. 409 00:17:55,950 --> 00:18:00,455 I mean, I'm here in a month or in a year or what-- 410 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,374 - Thanks. 411 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,626 It won't be a year. 412 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,590 And since you came all this way, I can, um-- 413 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,550 I can at least show you a picture 414 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,302 of my boyfriend's dick before you go. 415 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,763 - Okay. Good. Yes. I would take that. 416 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,223 - Here. 417 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,058 - [laughs] - I know. 418 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,726 - It's so thick. - [laughs] 419 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,019 - Is it on sideways? 420 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,437 - Yes, basically. 421 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,064 - Wow. - [laughs] 422 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,524 - I like the pose too. - Thank you. 423 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,359 - Nice pose. - I know. It was-- 424 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,486 - He's showing it off. - Yes, exactly. 425 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:35,573 We took, like, 50 of them. [both laugh] 426 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,867 - [sighs] 427 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,248 [seagulls crying] 428 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,584 [phone buzzing] 429 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,256 - Oh. Hey, Mac. - Cary. 430 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,550 Uh, hey. So I, um... - Hey. 431 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,261 - I have some insane news about the movie. 432 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,471 Uh, Kelly Reichardt wants to direct. 433 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,892 Also, Harry Styles is in as the love interest. 434 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,519 - Wait, what? 435 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,938 So--sorry, is this real? - Yeah. 436 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,441 He says he wants another stab at playing gay. 437 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,693 He really thinks he can get it right this time. 438 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,987 Anyway, they all want to get drinks tonight. 439 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,781 Oh, and you can let your mom off the financing hook. 440 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,783 I mean, with you three, the money's rolling in. 441 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,494 - Whoa. Uh, this is insane. Um... 442 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,329 - And it's tight, but we can 443 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,831 fit this in before "WindWeaver." 444 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,959 So yeah. It's all happening, Cary. 445 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:33,256 This could be your Academy Award. 446 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,634 [applause] 447 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,887 - And I want to say thank you to our entire crew. 448 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,097 You know who you are, which is the only reason 449 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,475 I'm not saying your names, because I do know them. 450 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,560 God, this is so insane. 451 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,103 Am I really not imagining this? 452 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,814 Like, how is no one stopping this? 453 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,441 [laughter] Okay. 454 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,817 I also want to say, 455 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,819 to every young girl watching this, 456 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,781 that this award is proof, once and for all, 457 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,324 that I am good! 458 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,159 [applause] - Whoo, Brookie! 459 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,535 - Is everyone really seeing this? 460 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,163 Like, I cannot believe no one's stop-- 461 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,706 - Okay, I'm gonna stop you. 462 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,584 Um, first off, your speech can only be 30 seconds. 463 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,170 - And how long was it so far? Like, 40, 45? 464 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,464 - It's been 25 1/2 minutes. - Oh. 465 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,257 - Second, I wouldn't pepper the whole thing with, 466 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,884 "Why is no one stopping this?" 467 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,553 Feels odd to the listener. - I know. I'm just nervous. 468 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,681 Because once you start getting attention for being good, 469 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,182 that's when people come for you. 470 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,685 - When people come for you? - Yes. 471 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,478 Don't you remember when Jameela Jamil launched 472 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,522 that body positivity app, and then everyone accused her 473 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,232 of lying about being attacked by bees? 474 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,150 - I do not remember one part of that. 475 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,819 - I just-- 476 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,196 I really don't want this award taken away from me. 477 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,031 - Brooke, no one is coming for you 478 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,991 in the next 30 minutes, okay? 479 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,243 I promise. 480 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,203 - 30 minutes till deadline. [scoffs] 481 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,205 This article's gonna take you down. 482 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,290 - Yep. I am coming for you, girl. 483 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,251 [ominous music] 484 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,462 - Reminder to all guests, our ceremony will begin 485 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,381 in 15 minutes... - God, this is so legit. 486 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,966 - I mean, yeah. It's the Emmys. 487 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,134 - No, it's not. 488 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,719 - Okay, Pat. - Yeah. 489 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,096 - You're gonna head to that first camera with AP. 490 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,597 - Okay. 491 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,641 - Chase, you're at the second one with Reuters. 492 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,101 - All right. - And, Brooke, we have you 493 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,937 at the third cam with Judy from peabodys.com. 494 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,231 - Sorry, what exactly is Judy gonna ask me? 495 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,067 'Cause I'd sort of rather go straight to getting my award. 496 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,236 You know, have it in my hands. 497 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,280 - No! It's your night. 498 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,490 You gotta do the carpet first. 499 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,576 - Fuck. This is where it ends for me. 500 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,952 I mean, look at this Judy woman. 501 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,912 She is just waiting to nail me to the cross. 502 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,581 But what cross? And for what sin? 503 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,124 Like, I know I'm bad, but how? 504 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,417 And who told her? Was it you? 505 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,336 - Oh, my God, Brooke. Get a grip. 506 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,338 This is all based on literally nothing. 507 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,089 You're good, you made something good, 508 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,591 and you deserve this. 509 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,094 Now go. - [breathes deeply] 510 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,096 - God, you are so not good. 511 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,723 And now everyone will know. 512 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,767 - You do not deserve a Peabody. 513 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,310 That's for sure. 514 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,772 both: And posted. 515 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:57,442 [both cackle] 516 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,943 - Brooke! - Mm-hmm. 517 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,403 - Thanks for chatting. I'll make this quick. 518 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,780 I only have one question. 519 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,615 And it's about something I just read online, 520 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,283 actually, moments ago. 521 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,785 [heart beating] - Online? 522 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,119 About me? 523 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,245 Moments ago? 524 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,122 - Uh-huh. 525 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,374 I read... 526 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,000 - [gasps] - That you... 527 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,670 [echoing] You, you, you, you. - [whimpering] 528 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,839 - Used to date People's Sexiest Man Alive? 529 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,841 Is that true? 530 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:22,926 - Oh. 531 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:23,968 Oh, my God. 532 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,303 [laughs] Yes! 533 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,971 Which makes sense, 'cause we are both 534 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,473 unimpeachable sweeties. 535 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,891 Perfect in every way. 536 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:30,975 - So true. 537 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,520 Anyway, enjoy your night. 538 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,146 - Really? That's it? 539 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,982 Like, next stop, I go win a "Peadbody" on national TV? 540 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,901 - Well, peabodys.com. 541 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,653 But yes. 542 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,280 - Okay. Well, hell yeah, Judy! 543 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,866 [laughs] Whew. Guess everything's fine. 544 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,160 And now I finally get to accept an award 545 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,746 that proves that I am good. 546 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,165 - Now, Chase, I do have to ask you 547 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,959 about a pretty scathing article 548 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,336 that actually just came out about you... 549 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,337 - What? 550 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,256 both: And posted. 551 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,049 [both cackle] 552 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,968 - God, you are so not good. 553 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,178 - That accuses you of winning a Peabody 554 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:10,015 for a mental health special while exploiting people 555 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,100 struggling with mental health to sell albums. 556 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,519 - And, Pat, I also have to ask about an article 557 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,187 just posted about you... 558 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:17,981 - Huh? both: And posted. 559 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,482 [both cackle] 560 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,027 - You do not deserve a Peabody. That's for sure. 561 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,695 - Regarding since-deleted tweets 562 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:26,239 which were screenshotted and paint you 563 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,615 as a classist elitist 564 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,868 with a disdain for small-town America. 565 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,036 - Oh, fuck. 566 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,829 both: So what do you say to all this? 567 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,330 - Uh-- - Oh, well-- 568 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,874 - No. Okay. No, sorry. We have to go. 569 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,375 - Thank you. We're done here. Let's go. 570 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,418 - But I--excuse me-- - Walk. 571 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:39,711 - Sorry. - Walk. Walk. 572 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,046 - Here we go. Here we go. 573 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,964 Don't say anything to any-fucking-one. 574 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,799 - Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been 575 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,593 waiting for is almost here. 576 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,053 Our ceremony will begin... 577 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,180 - Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 578 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,514 - What now? What happens now? 579 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,391 - Hey, can you guys clear? Thank you. 580 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,684 - Jesus, Pat. 581 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,728 You tweeted all this about Ohio? 582 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,396 "These people should be in jail 583 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,065 "for what their houses look like. 584 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,734 Thank God I don't think this shit looks good still." 585 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,235 - "Everything we ate was awful." 586 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,488 Mom, you can't say this shit about your base. 587 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,656 God, you're worse on social media than Cary. 588 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,908 - What? - Whoa. 589 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,284 - Take that back. - Hey, now. 590 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,869 We're all on the same team here. 591 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,746 - Okay. You're right. I'm sorry. That was too far. 592 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,873 - Just tell me, what the fuck do Chase and I do, Brooke? 593 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,333 - Maybe we could each do a Notes app apology. 594 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,001 Like, I could write, uh, "Sorry for using 595 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,961 mental health to sell albums," and then, you know-- 596 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,756 - Chase, have you ever seen a Notes app apology work? 597 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,592 I swear to God, if I see you so much as open Notes app, 598 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,636 I will break your fingers. - Jeez. Okay. 599 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,096 - Well, I just got a text from marketing. 600 00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,847 Some advertisers want to pull their commercials 601 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,849 'cause Pat's no longer in line with their brand. 602 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,810 - Oh, no. The ship's going down. 603 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,395 The ship is going down. 604 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,814 - So far, she's gotten emails from Kohl's, Target, 605 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,857 and the people at Princess Diana Commemorative Coins. 606 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,818 - Shit, if Commemorative Coins pulls out, 607 00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:47,112 we just, what, won't have commercials? 608 00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:48,446 - And great, 609 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,906 now Lawrence O'Donnell has the story. 610 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,991 - Why does the full news care about this? 611 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,868 - And they sent a news van here. 612 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,370 They're asking if I want to go on 613 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,788 and give a statement for Chase. 614 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,498 Pat, I can talk for you too, if you want. 615 00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,833 - Fuck, all my fans are now posting 616 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:01,459 angry videos about me on Instagram. 617 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,337 - And all my fans are trying to but don't know how. 618 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,463 Oh, wait. Here's one. 619 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,464 - I just wanted to say, 620 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:07,674 I have always been 621 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,843 a huge fan of Pat's, so-- 622 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,720 I even met her once in New York. 623 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,931 So reading those tweets was... 624 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,183 very hurtful. - [sighs] 625 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,520 - I just--I always thought that she was just like me. 626 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:24,566 And now...I don't. - [whimpers] 627 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,401 [chainsaw revving] - Oh. Uh, sorry. 628 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,652 The tree people are here. 629 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,446 - [breathing heavily] 630 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,740 Brookie, I feel like I can't breathe. 631 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,199 I never meant to-- 632 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,452 and Lisa was so nice. 633 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,245 - Oh, Mom. I'm so fucking sorry. I-- 634 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,205 - God, now everyone hates me again? 635 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,249 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 636 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,500 and hate me again? - Okay-- 637 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,960 - Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 638 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,337 It's not healthy to look at this. 639 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,546 Gimme. Give me your phones. 640 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,256 - Shit. We lost another one. 641 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,175 "We at Big Lots were sickened to learn"... 642 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,052 - Oh, shut up, Big Lots. You sell piss and shit. 643 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:53,928 Also, this is a family crisis, Melanie. 644 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,514 Can you go wait outside? And make sure no one comes in. 645 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:57,891 - Fuck! 646 00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,392 I also just got an email from iTunes. 647 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,019 - What? - What? 648 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,854 - "A new episode of 'Potomac' is ready for download." 649 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,731 Oh. Okay. So that'll be nice after all this. 650 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,525 - Focus, people! This is a disaster. 651 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,320 Your whole personas are being good little sweeties, 652 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,905 and you fucked it up. 653 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,698 I mean, this could end your careers. 654 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:17,452 - Sorry, this is rude timing, and I obviously stand with you. 655 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,913 I'm just gonna go check you can still win a "Peadbody" 656 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,665 for being good if your other EPs have been 657 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,084 publicly disgraced. 658 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,210 - Oh, God. 659 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,045 There must be something we can do. 660 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,922 - Honestly, in a situation like this, 661 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,549 there's only ever one way to get through it. 662 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,051 You need a fall guy. 663 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,886 - Oh, Streetie. - No, Streeter. That'd be sad. 664 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,554 - Hey, what? No, hey. What? 665 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,972 She didn't say it needed to be me. 666 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,849 It could just as easily be Brooke. 667 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,894 - Wait, I think Brooke is doing it. 668 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,354 - What? - Oh. 669 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:45,939 - Oh, my God. - What? 670 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,065 - Unmute it. Unmute it. 671 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,900 - So what you're saying is, 672 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,777 your clients did not write these tweets? 673 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,445 - Of course not. 674 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,739 They didn't even know about them until tonight. 675 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,908 I'm their manager. I run their Twitter. 676 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:59,494 - So it was your idea to offer free therapy 677 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,246 to sell ChaseDreams albums, 678 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,456 a move the Mental Health Institute has called 679 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,208 grossly self-serving? 680 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,167 - Yes. 681 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:07,585 Chase actually told me not to. 682 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,087 He's a good kid. 683 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,006 He would never do something like this. 684 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:12,757 Same with my mom. I mean, people really think 685 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:14,300 Pat Dubek talks like that? 686 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:16,553 "I'm so effing bored. How much longer"... 687 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,430 - Oh, my God, Brookie. - "Do I have to do this for?" 688 00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:19,597 - Damn, she didn't even flinch. 689 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,266 - Like, that is my voice. 690 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,059 I'm a full bitch, 24/7. 691 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,436 Ask anyone. 692 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:26,062 Or, uh, please don't. 693 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,605 But you get the point. - Wow. 694 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,274 This is so--so nice of her. 695 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:30,734 - Well, you know, for the record, 696 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:31,776 I would have done this too. 697 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,111 Eventually. - No! 698 00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:34,612 No, this isn't fair that Brookie is 699 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,281 taking credit for all of this. 700 00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:39,159 - So to reiterate, every screenshotted tweet was you? 701 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:41,828 So you were the one who tweeted, 702 00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:43,663 "I know we're not together anymore, 703 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:47,250 "but I wanted to say, I miss you and your bleep. 704 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,878 God, I miss your big, fat bleep"? 705 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,088 - Oh. Uh-- [laughs] 706 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,424 That's--hadn't seen those. 707 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:57,844 So new screenshots just keep on rolling in. 708 00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:59,721 But yes, sure. Yes. 709 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:02,307 - Because a lot of people say they time up perfectly 710 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,643 with Pat's very public breakup from Streeter Peters. 711 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,145 - No, I was... 712 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,774 Also going through a breakup at that time. 713 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:14,694 So those were to my ex, Lance Arroyo. 714 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:17,781 And he does have a big, fat...bleep. 715 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,240 - Okay. You know, Pat's right. 716 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:21,117 It's not fair for Lance to take credit for this. 717 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:24,371 - Well, we reached out to Mr. Arroyo for comment. 718 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,498 - Oh. - And he did fully corroborate 719 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,501 receiving all those texts from you. 720 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:30,502 - Oh. 721 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,837 Well...see? 722 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:36,007 So bottom line, this is my mom and brother, 723 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,218 and I cannot let this ruin their lives, 724 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,762 especially when I'm to blame. 725 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,806 I'm an embarrassment to my family 726 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,516 and in no way represent them. 727 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,059 - And you won't have to. 728 00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:48,228 Because I'm seeing now, your mother and brother 729 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,106 have both tweeted a statement. - What? 730 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:52,565 How do they have a statement from me? 731 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:53,900 I didn't give them a statement. 732 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,568 - Yeah, yeah. Brooke has our phones. 733 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:57,612 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 734 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,905 and hate me again? 735 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,031 Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 736 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,241 It's not healthy to look at this. 737 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,450 Give me your phones. - Shit. 738 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:03,702 We lost another one. 739 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,203 "We at Big Lots were sickened"... 740 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,997 - [gasps] - Wow. Smart girl. 741 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,417 No, wait. It's, um, "Clever woman." 742 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:11,960 - Streeter. - No. 743 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,212 - "That someone with such a snatched-ass bod 744 00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,131 "could do something like this. 745 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:18,800 And we have decided to officially fire Brooke"... 746 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,010 - What? - "As our manager." 747 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,970 - No! We can't let her do this. 748 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,764 We have to stop her! 749 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,850 What the f-- - Sorry, ma'am. 750 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,393 - Melanie, what are you doing? 751 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,062 - Just following orders, Mrs. Dubek. 752 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,067 - Okay, your real job, for old time's sake, 753 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:38,278 is actually to make sure that no one comes out. 754 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,280 - Got it. 755 00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,115 And, Brooke, 756 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,742 it's been a privilege. 757 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,410 - [sighs] 758 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,537 - Wait, so this means Brooke was never leaving 759 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,039 to see if she could still win a Peabody? 760 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,082 - Nope, she was just using the fact 761 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,418 that she's famously selfish to trick you all. 762 00:29:53,543 --> 00:29:54,961 I mean, it's brilliant. 763 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:57,339 - And, Pat, Pat, there is a silver lining here. 764 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,257 Both your kids did your dirty work. 765 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:00,925 You wanted to pull out of Cary's movie. 766 00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:02,761 He did it for you. You wanted to fire Brooke. 767 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,387 She did it for you too. 768 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,598 I mean, it's actually a pretty fun day for you today, 769 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:07,849 if you think about it. 770 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,851 - No! It can't happen like this. 771 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,145 Shuli, give me your phone. 772 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,981 - "But in conclusion, there's Ukraine and stuff. 773 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,609 "So let's not just make the headline tonight, 774 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:19,069 'Brooke Dubek is bad.'" 775 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,612 Okay. You heard it here. 776 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,614 Pat and Chase Dubek effectively saying, 777 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:23,948 "Brooke Dubek is bad." 778 00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,617 - No, that's literally the opposite of-- 779 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,702 [phone ringing] Oh. Uh... 780 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,954 sorry, Lawrence, I have to take this. 781 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,206 Hello? - Insane energy 782 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,124 to answer a call on the news, 783 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:35,585 but we'll just cut away and keep talking about you. 784 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,003 - Brookie! 785 00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:38,797 Listen, I really don't want you to do this. 786 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,215 I mean, what about your job? 787 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:42,300 And now the literal chyron on the news says, 788 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:45,053 "Brooke Dubek is bad," when it was me. 789 00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,930 I was bad. 790 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:49,265 - It's fine. No big. 791 00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:52,811 I do not care what people think about me, so... 792 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,145 - But, honey, they're even taking 793 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,648 the Peabody away from you now. - What? 794 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,775 - "Her conduct simply unbefitting 795 00:30:58,858 --> 00:30:59,984 "the Peabody Awards. 796 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,778 "Also, if you listen closely, 797 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,365 we think she's been saying 'Peadbodys' this whole time?" 798 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,991 - Is it not? 799 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:12,247 Well, I don't give a fuck about a friggin' Peabody. 800 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,290 Whatevs. - And don't worry, Pat. 801 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,501 Brooke is gonna be fine, job-wise. 802 00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,336 I mean, I've already gotten tons of emails 803 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,338 from people who want Brooke to represent them. 804 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,049 - Oh, really? You have? - Yes. 805 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:26,177 And remember, this is what you wanted-- 806 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,887 to have your kids back. 807 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,889 - "We are disappointed in Brooke. 808 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,725 We think"... - Brooke. Brooke. 809 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:34,519 Brookie, I just--well, I just want to say, like, we-- 810 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:35,854 we really appreciate this. 811 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,772 It just means the absolute world. 812 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:39,149 - Yeah, thank--thank you so much, Brooke. 813 00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:40,525 - Yeah, thank you, Brooke. 814 00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:41,860 And, you know, maybe we can all go get 815 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:42,986 dinner next week or something. 816 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:44,404 Cary too. 817 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:45,488 - Sure. 818 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:48,742 I'm...totally free. 819 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,161 - Ladies and gentlemen... - Oh. Okay, we gotta go. 820 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,871 Ceremony's starting. Let's go. Let's go. 821 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:54,372 - Uh, wait, Streeter. - Yep. 822 00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:57,751 - Have you really been getting emails about me? 823 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,377 - Oh. Uh, no. Of course not. 824 00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,005 - Oh. - But I will. Soon. 825 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,551 - [sighs] 826 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,637 [rain pattering] 827 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:19,064 [sighs] 828 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:31,743 Ugh. 829 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:51,179 Thanks for helping me look like full dogshit 830 00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:53,264 to the world tonight. 831 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:55,684 - You got it, dude. 832 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,185 - [sighs] 833 00:32:57,268 --> 00:33:01,773 I've just been trying so hard to-- 834 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:04,609 look at this shit. 835 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,445 Meanwhile, congrats on being famously good. 836 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:10,407 I cannot believe that "People" just came 837 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:14,119 to your hospital and asked you to be on the cover. 838 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,621 But congrats. I'm-- 839 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,876 you deserve it. 840 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,795 - Are you joking? 841 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:27,340 I hired a publicist for that. 842 00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,301 - Wait, what? - No, I'm a nurse in the Bronx. 843 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,178 You think I just got the cover of "People"? 844 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,514 Come on, B. You know how shit works. 845 00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:35,724 - Okay. Wait. 846 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:38,226 I did think that you hired someone, 847 00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:40,061 but then Natalie and Victor said that-- 848 00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,689 - I sort of lied to Natalie and Victor 849 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:45,150 'cause I was embarrassed. 850 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,735 - Okay. 851 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,446 Don't be mad, but I really did feel crazy, 852 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:54,075 so I kind of... broke into your email. 853 00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:56,828 - I'm still signed in on your laptop? 854 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:58,371 - Yes. - Huh. 855 00:33:58,496 --> 00:33:59,914 - But I didn't find anything. 856 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:02,375 And I searched everything I would type into an email 857 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,253 to a publicist-- "Sorry to bug, girl." 858 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,088 "Not to be annoying, but"-- 859 00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:09,299 - I don't email like that, B. 860 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:11,009 I just write, "Hi, Sharon," 861 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:14,304 then succinctly ask for what I want. 862 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:15,679 - Oh, to be a straight man. 863 00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,014 - You should look her up, though. 864 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:21,143 She's dope. Sharon Haircut. 865 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,396 - Sorry. Um, her name is Sharon Haircut? 866 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:26,775 - Funny, huh? She should cut hair. 867 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:34,491 Anyway, being a nurse is great, but... 868 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:38,870 it's also fucking hard and dark 869 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:40,538 and sometimes hella boring. 870 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:44,501 Like, I watch somebody die every day 871 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,210 and have so much paperwork. 872 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:50,965 So I just wanted something for myself. 873 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:55,553 I wanted to feel cool or hot, 874 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:59,224 put on something other than scrubs. 875 00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:01,267 - Lance, I-- 876 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:02,394 I'm so sorry. 877 00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:03,687 - I mean, don't get me wrong. 878 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:04,896 I rock scrubs. 879 00:35:05,021 --> 00:35:07,565 - No, I-- 880 00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:09,317 I'm sorry I didn't ask you about that stuff 881 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:12,904 when we were together. I-- 882 00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:18,243 [crying] God, I really fucked everything up. 883 00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:21,079 - Yeah, you did, yo. 884 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,997 [both laugh] 885 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:26,459 You were just so in your head. 886 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:29,004 And who cares if your job is dumb sometimes 887 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:31,214 if you love it? 888 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,425 And you're not saving lives, 889 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:35,677 but I bet your mom was scared tonight. 890 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,388 And Chase. 891 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:39,889 And you were there. 892 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:47,439 - I was there. 893 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,483 So what you're saying is, being a manager 894 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,944 is as good as being a nurse. 895 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,070 - Hell yeah. 896 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:57,073 That's how to look at it. 897 00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:01,619 - Even though I'm not technically a manager anymore. 898 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:04,748 Which is maybe a sign I'm not supposed to be? 899 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:06,458 - Hmm. 900 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:14,632 - I really do miss you, you know. 901 00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:17,385 - And my big dick? 902 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,888 - Actually, I think it's smaller than Cary 903 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,598 and Streeter's now. 904 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:29,856 - I miss you too, B. 905 00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:33,193 Every day. 906 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,569 And I hate to cut this short, 907 00:36:34,652 --> 00:36:36,404 but I do have an overnight right now. 908 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,448 - Oh, yeah, no, that's-- that's--uh, that's okay. 909 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:41,451 I--but, um, if I-- 910 00:36:41,534 --> 00:36:43,203 if I haven't fucked things up too much, 911 00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:47,707 do you think that we could maybe 912 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:49,501 talk again, or... 913 00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:54,339 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. 914 00:36:54,422 --> 00:36:56,299 But maybe we take things slow, okay? 915 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,510 Not rush into anything. - No--yeah, no. 916 00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:01,930 Um, whatever you need. 917 00:37:02,013 --> 00:37:03,807 - Okay. 918 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:09,479 [thunder rumbling] 919 00:37:11,022 --> 00:37:13,525 Okay, well, bye, B. 920 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:16,361 We'll talk soon. - Okay. 921 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:28,707 [sighs] 922 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:30,709 - Ah, fuck it. Let's just go fast. 923 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:31,710 - What? 924 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:34,879 [NAYAD's "Red Carpet Sand"] 925 00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:41,386 ♪ ♪ 926 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:44,389 God, I love that it's raining. 927 00:37:44,514 --> 00:37:46,891 Could you maybe pick me up? 928 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,144 - Hell yeah, I'm picking you up, girl. 929 00:37:49,227 --> 00:37:50,603 [both laugh] 930 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:56,443 - ♪ It's not really that bad ♪ 931 00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:59,738 [horns honking] 932 00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,616 [bell rings] - All right, everyone. 933 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:05,535 They're walking in right now. You know the drill. 934 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:07,245 This is just a normal family dinner. 935 00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:10,081 Oh, and Pat wanted me to thank you all for doing this again. 936 00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:12,042 Okay. Action, everyone. 937 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,710 [upbeat music playing] 938 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,921 - Thank you, Lance. Hello. 939 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:18,840 - Can't believe you wanted to come back here. 940 00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:20,717 - Well, I was gonna take us to the Smith 941 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,595 and wear my prosthetics, but I couldn't find my nose. 942 00:38:23,678 --> 00:38:24,929 - Whoops. - So this was 943 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,639 my only other option if I wanted us all 944 00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,683 to go eat together but still be left alone. 945 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,560 - But I thought you hated having to do 946 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,103 prosthetics and this stuff. 947 00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:35,273 - Well, I am one of the most famous women alive, 948 00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:37,025 so what the fuck else am I gonna do? 949 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,485 It is what it is. 950 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:39,944 And I do think this will be 951 00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:41,529 a little more normal than last time. 952 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:44,032 - How? This seems just as not normal. 953 00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:46,326 both: Peas and carrots. - Oh. Hey, wait. 954 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,535 - What? - I almost forgot. 955 00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,579 I did have these. Sorry. 956 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:51,956 I found them while we were unpacking Lance's stuff. 957 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,293 - See? I told you. 958 00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:57,796 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - [gasps] Cary! 959 00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,382 - Lance? - Hell yeah. What up, Car? 960 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:02,217 - Wait, are you two back together? 961 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,968 Hooray! Okay. How's it going? 962 00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:06,388 - Mostly good, but it is early days again, 963 00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:09,808 so your sister has been a little relentless physically. 964 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,935 - Ah. - Anyway, Cary, so how was it? 965 00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:14,145 Are you just getting back from Curtis's birthday week? 966 00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:18,650 - Oh. Um, weirdly, no. I am not. 967 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:21,986 Curtis, uh, said he wasn't quite ready 968 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:23,196 to have me stay yet. 969 00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:24,823 - Oh, Car. - Oh, no. It's okay. 970 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:28,368 Um, so I kind of wandered the beach 971 00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:29,911 and was like, "Now what?" 972 00:39:29,994 --> 00:39:32,080 And then my agent called me back and said 973 00:39:32,163 --> 00:39:33,498 that Harry Styles wanted to join the movie. 974 00:39:33,623 --> 00:39:34,708 - What? - Yo! 975 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,251 - Oh. - Yeah, and they found 976 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,752 financing another way too. 977 00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:39,087 - Oh. 978 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:40,672 - But I just-- 979 00:39:40,755 --> 00:39:43,633 I felt like it wasn't the right move for me still. 980 00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:47,721 Like, I still just needed to stop and not 981 00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,556 do another thing right away. 982 00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:54,060 So I weirdly just stayed at the beach, alone. 983 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,562 - What--what do you mean? 984 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:58,648 - Like, I just weirdly hung up 985 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:00,567 and stayed by myself 986 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:04,612 and kept walking 987 00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:07,741 until it was so late, I was like, 988 00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:09,492 "What am I even doing?" 989 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:11,953 - Hey, how's it going? - Hi. 990 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:14,956 But then I saw one of those little cute beach houses 991 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,877 with a Vrbo sign, so I randomly called the lady. 992 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:20,545 [table clatters] - Oop, sorry, Car. Continue. 993 00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:22,297 Just gotta use the restroom. 994 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,673 Lance, wanna join? 995 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:25,717 - Oh, again? - [chuckles] 996 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,220 - Uh, and yeah, I rented it for the week. 997 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:30,638 Is that so weird? 998 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:32,223 - No, honey. It's nice. 999 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:36,644 - Yeah, and I literally just read-- 1000 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:39,731 or pretended to read, at first. 1001 00:40:39,856 --> 00:40:43,735 But then I did. I actually read a whole book. 1002 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,448 And I swam 1003 00:40:48,573 --> 00:40:51,201 in the ocean. 1004 00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:54,162 Or stood in the ocean. 1005 00:40:55,997 --> 00:40:58,124 And I went to the store... 1006 00:40:58,249 --> 00:41:00,502 [waves crashing] 1007 00:41:00,585 --> 00:41:03,797 [indistinct chatter] 1008 00:41:10,887 --> 00:41:12,972 - Hey. 1009 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:14,933 I know you. 1010 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,267 - Oh, hey. Um-- 1011 00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:18,144 - Uh, Terrence. 1012 00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:19,312 - Yeah. 1013 00:41:19,437 --> 00:41:21,231 Hey, how are you? - Oh, I'm great. 1014 00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:23,108 Oh, this is my partner, Ted. 1015 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,610 Ted, this is Cary Dubek, the guest actor 1016 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,570 from "Emily Overruled" I was telling you about. 1017 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,114 - Oh, you're the reason 1018 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:30,949 why we missed our reservation at Lilia. 1019 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:33,326 - [laughs] - Sorry. Yeah. 1020 00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:35,286 I, uh--sorry. That-- 1021 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,747 - I'm just teasing. - Are you by yourself? 1022 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:39,457 - Yeah. - Hey, you want to join? 1023 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,710 We're putting salmon on. 1024 00:41:41,793 --> 00:41:44,254 - Oh, you sure? I don't want to intrude. 1025 00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:46,047 - Oh, please. We've been here a week already. 1026 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:47,549 We're sick of each other. Come on. 1027 00:41:47,632 --> 00:41:50,927 I'll introduce you. 1028 00:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,721 Hey, everybody. This is Cary Dubek. 1029 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:53,972 - Hi, Cary. - Hi. 1030 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,306 - We worked together on "Emily." 1031 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:56,599 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, hey. 1032 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,059 - Uh, this is Bob. - Hey, Bob. Hey. 1033 00:41:58,143 --> 00:41:59,936 - ♪ Feel like I'm at this age ♪ 1034 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:03,231 ♪ Where I've lived long enough to stress ♪ 1035 00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:07,277 ♪ Making the most of what's left ♪ 1036 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,987 ♪ Yeah, I can feel a little lost ♪ 1037 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:10,655 [chair scrapes] - Whew. 1038 00:42:10,739 --> 00:42:12,198 Forgot those bathrooms aren't finished. 1039 00:42:12,323 --> 00:42:14,451 A PA just saw a lot. 1040 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:15,910 Anyway, what did we miss? 1041 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:18,329 Something sweet about the beach? 1042 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:19,581 - Yes, Brooke. 1043 00:42:19,664 --> 00:42:21,541 Something sweet about the beach. 1044 00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:23,418 - ♪ What makes a life good? ♪ 1045 00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:26,671 ♪ If you know, can you tell me? ♪ 1046 00:42:26,796 --> 00:42:30,425 ♪ Loving somebody, making lots of ♪ 1047 00:42:30,508 --> 00:42:31,676 [horns honking] 1048 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,429 [phone buzzing] 1049 00:42:34,512 --> 00:42:35,680 - Hey. - Hey! 1050 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,140 I started getting emails. 1051 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:38,516 - What? What emails? 1052 00:42:38,641 --> 00:42:40,143 - From people who want you to represent them. 1053 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:42,187 Like I said I would! - That was real? 1054 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:44,689 I thought you were just Streetering. 1055 00:42:44,773 --> 00:42:46,649 - [laughs] Nope. I'm forwarding them now. 1056 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:48,443 [phone beeping] 1057 00:42:48,526 --> 00:42:51,363 - Wait. Holy shit. 1058 00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:54,282 These are the biggest names in literal Hollywood. 1059 00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:56,659 Why would they want me? - Are you kidding? 1060 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:58,244 You took the fall for your clients. 1061 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:00,705 And everyone knows a good manager is someone 1062 00:43:00,789 --> 00:43:02,457 willing to be the bad guy. 1063 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,167 - Oh, my God. 1064 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:06,503 So it's good... 1065 00:43:06,586 --> 00:43:08,296 to be bad? 1066 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:11,508 [Everybody Loves an Outlaw's "So Good When You're Bad"] 1067 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:15,970 ♪ ♪ 1068 00:43:16,054 --> 00:43:20,767 - Okay. So I am now your solo manager. 1069 00:43:20,892 --> 00:43:23,269 - I just--I still feel so bad about Brooke. 1070 00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:25,063 - Oh, I know, buddy. 1071 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:27,065 But she knows that you're still just a good kid, 1072 00:43:27,148 --> 00:43:29,567 and that you hated pretending to be bad before, 1073 00:43:29,651 --> 00:43:31,569 with all those disgusting tattoos. 1074 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:33,530 - Absolutely. Look, so you made 1075 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,532 a one-time mistake with that tweet. 1076 00:43:35,615 --> 00:43:37,450 It shouldn't ruin your life. 1077 00:43:37,575 --> 00:43:39,119 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. 1078 00:43:39,244 --> 00:43:41,246 Oh. But I actually did get one of those tattoos, though. 1079 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:42,914 - You did what, now? - Come again? 1080 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:44,916 - Yeah, I got the Piglet, but with boobs. 1081 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:47,585 Thought it was funny. And cool. 1082 00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:50,046 both: Uh-oh. 1083 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:55,677 - ♪ You're so good when you're bad ♪ 1084 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,221 ♪ You're so cruel ♪ 1085 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:01,975 ♪ You're the best that's ever been ♪