1 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:09,517 - This isn't a good idea. - Cary, you're gonna be on TV, 2 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:11,655 you can't have little tufts of hair above your crack. 3 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:14,620 - No, I mean I don't think I should do the show at all. 4 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:17,793 - What?! You're gonna be on "Watch What Happens Live!" 5 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:19,517 Jesus, it's the best show on TV. 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,000 - Yeah, but I got asked to be the shirtless bartender, 7 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:24,620 I just...stand behind the real guests 8 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,068 and laugh at their jokes. 9 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:27,896 - I thought we were gonna stop being snobby. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,448 They saw you in Chase's video, they asked you to do the show, 11 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:31,517 you do it! 12 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,931 - I guess it is good to be seen or-- 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,344 - Plus, you can make connections. 14 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:37,758 Andy Cohen gets legit people, Meryl Streep did it. 15 00:00:37,862 --> 00:00:39,000 - Whoa, really? - Yeap. 16 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:40,793 She was on with one of Lisa Vanderpump's dogs. 17 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:42,344 - I wonder who my guests are tonight. 18 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:46,551 - I'm already looking it up. Okay, your Meryl is... 19 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,896 Oh! Patrick Wilson. 20 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,482 - Oh, cool, he was in Fargo, I love him. 21 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:54,241 I actually went to the same theater school as his cousin. 22 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:56,310 - Okay, and your dog is... 23 00:00:56,413 --> 00:01:00,206 children's book author Pat Dubek? 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,724 Guess who's gonna be on "Watch What Happens Live"? 25 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:07,448 I love my year of yes! 26 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:09,965 - Oh, my god. 27 00:01:10,068 --> 00:01:12,448 - ♪ 28 00:01:12,551 --> 00:01:17,344 - Okay, everybody, listen up, gather 'round, hold the work! 29 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:21,551 Director would like to say a few words before we start. 30 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,241 - Ah! Hey, gang. 31 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,517 Sorry I can't be there, I'm in Hawaii 32 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,517 directing the new Jurassic World movie, 33 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,620 but I fucking love money so I'm also gonna direct 34 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,448 this little music video real quick. 35 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,448 Let's get the product placement stuff out of the way first. 36 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:37,482 - Okay, we need ChaseDreams to set. 37 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:39,344 Anybody have eyes on ChaseDreams? 38 00:01:39,448 --> 00:01:42,068 - Come on, eight. Come on, nine. 39 00:01:42,172 --> 00:01:44,137 Push it, baby, you are a god, come on. 40 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:47,275 - This is Chase's assistant, I'm bringing him in now. 41 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:48,551 - Oh, we need two more minutes, 42 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,172 we're trying to get his pecs to pop. 43 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:53,275 - He's 13. I don't think his pecs can pop. 44 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,793 And why does he suddenly need pecs? 45 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,172 - Because, Brooke. 46 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:59,206 Look, we did sweet, we did gay, now he's a fuckboy. 47 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,862 - Ew! Don't call him that. 48 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:03,241 - TRAINER: Come on, clench! 49 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,689 When you crap, I want it to fight its way out, come on. 50 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,068 - Uh, this guy sucks. 51 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,896 I can't believe I have to have sex with him. 52 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,241 - You don't. - No, 53 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:14,068 he's very dumb and very hot, so...unfortunately, I do. 54 00:02:14,172 --> 00:02:15,275 - Good, alright. 55 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,724 - WOMAN ON WALKIE: We need ChaseDreams, 56 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:18,482 and make sure he's wearing the bracelet. 57 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,448 - This is Chase's assistant, I'm bringing him now, 58 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,758 and we actually decided necklace. 59 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:25,413 I love having a walkie. 60 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,793 - Four, five, six, seven, eight. 61 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:34,758 Whip, pull, yes, yes. - Oh, shit. 62 00:02:37,655 --> 00:02:39,137 - How you doing, you excited? 63 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:41,137 - I'm so nervous I could barf. 64 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,862 I just hope I don't mess up tonight. 65 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:45,379 - Don't be nervous, you literally can't mess up 66 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:46,931 "Watch What Happens Live". - PAT: Yeah, well, 67 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,586 at least I'll have you next to me. 68 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,310 - Well, behind you, but yeah, it'll be nice to hang out, 69 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:53,241 you've been so busy since you moved here. 70 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,793 - Okay, I gotta run. 71 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:57,000 Ugh, you're so lucky you don't have to wear clothes tonight. 72 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,655 - Yes, I feel very, very lucky. 73 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:06,034 Hi, um...I'm looking to get jacked fast. 74 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:07,344 - Do you have a gym membership? 75 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:10,068 - No, uh... but it's kind of an emergency. 76 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:12,344 I'm gonna be the bartender on "Watch What Happens Live," 77 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,896 'cause, just-- it's good to be seen-- 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,620 - Yeah, no, totally, I did that last week. 79 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:19,758 - Oh, are you an actor too? - Yeah! Well, no. 80 00:03:19,862 --> 00:03:22,931 I met Andy at a Rag & Bone and...he just asked me. 81 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:26,103 - Oh. 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,793 - DIRECTOR: Good. Good, good, good, good, 83 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,000 okay, you're chilling on your car, good, yeah, 84 00:03:30,103 --> 00:03:31,620 you're loving your watch. 85 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:33,344 Put it a little closer to your face. 86 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:35,034 But like, do it naturally. 87 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:37,137 Hold it like you'd hold your watch close to your face 88 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,965 on your car. 89 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:40,482 Good. 90 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:44,137 - ♪ 91 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:47,275 - Oh, my god, Brooke Dubek? 92 00:03:47,379 --> 00:03:48,931 Genevieve Kim! 93 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:51,172 We used to dance together at SAB? 94 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:53,724 - Oh! Hi, yeah! 95 00:03:53,827 --> 00:03:55,896 - Are you dancing in your brother's video? 96 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,827 I thought you stopped after you broke your ankle 97 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:00,137 a long time ago. 98 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:04,896 - Yeah, I did, I'm actually here because I'm... 99 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,655 I'm his--I'm his manager. 100 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:09,310 Yeah, I'm a really big-time manager now. 101 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:12,482 - That is so cool. - Yeah, my life is very cool. 102 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,241 - WOMAN ON WALKIE: Need Chase's assistant to set, 103 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:15,620 we've got a snack emergency. 104 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:18,172 - Oh, pfft, I don't know why they gave this to a manager. 105 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:19,793 [laughs] - [walkie clanks] 106 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:21,241 - Anyway, how are you? 107 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,758 I saw on Facebook you did a gig in...Paris? 108 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:25,551 - Yeah. - So fun. 109 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:27,241 I bet it was really rainy, though. 110 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:30,137 - No, no, it was really, really sunny. 111 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:32,379 - WOMAN ON WALKIE: Anybody got eyes on Chase's assistant? 112 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,448 I repeat, we have a snack emergency. 113 00:04:34,551 --> 00:04:37,379 - Where is this dumb bitch! - Brooke. 114 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,793 Why is your walkie on the ground? 115 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:42,275 They're calling you on set, we have a snack emergency. 116 00:04:42,379 --> 00:04:43,724 - I'm gonna head back to holding. 117 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,896 The choreographer is a disaster, 118 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,379 just be glad you don't have to deal with that anymore. 119 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:50,482 Right? - [nervous laugh] 120 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:53,655 [mocking] "Be glad you don't have to deal with that anymore." 121 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:54,724 Asshole. 122 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,310 - ♪ 123 00:04:58,413 --> 00:04:59,724 - [exhales] 124 00:04:59,827 --> 00:05:02,103 - ♪ 125 00:05:02,206 --> 00:05:03,275 - Pardon me, Sir. 126 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:09,310 - ♪ 127 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:10,551 - Nope. 128 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:14,965 - ♪ 129 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:16,206 - I think this one's broken. 130 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:27,896 - ♪ 131 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,724 - It's been one minute? 132 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,827 - ♪♪ 133 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,965 - MAN: You have a great day as well. 134 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,137 Finished already? 135 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:37,551 - Huh? No, uh, no, no, 136 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:39,620 I just thought there might be some, uh... 137 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:42,655 I thought there might be heavier weights out here. 138 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:44,413 Hi, hello. 139 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:47,206 Um, but I'm just gonna make do with the lighter ones. 140 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,931 That are inside. [clears throat] 141 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:54,793 - [water dripping] 142 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,413 - You hiding from the weights, too? 143 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,931 - Care-Bear. - Lance?! 144 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:05,137 - DIRECTOR: Okay, we don't know what some of these products 145 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:06,551 are actually gonna be yet, 146 00:06:06,655 --> 00:06:08,931 so just pretend you're watching the coolest movie 147 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,413 that you've ever seen. 148 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:14,206 Now it's a scary movie. Now it's a funny movie. 149 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:15,896 Now it's a dating website. 150 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,862 Now it's a Christian dating website. Yeah. 151 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:23,586 Alright, now it's "Chicago Med." Now "Chicago Fire." 152 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:26,344 Now "Chicago PD." Good. One of those should work. 153 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,137 - [bell rings] - DIRECTOR: God, I love money. 154 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:30,551 - WOMAN: Okay, let's check the kid on whatever that was, 155 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:32,517 turn around, let's get Chase to wardrobe. 156 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,344 - BROOKE: Excuse me, Genevieve? 157 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:41,034 - Hey, Brooke. I was just telling the girls 158 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,379 how we used to dance-- - I know what you're saying. 159 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:44,793 That you're so much better than me, 160 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:46,793 because I'm my little brother's assistant and you're still 161 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:49,068 dancing in Paris while it's sunny. 162 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,448 Well, guess what? I may not be a dancer anymore, 163 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:52,862 but I'm happy. Yeah. 164 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:55,034 Because I have purpose, I have direction, 165 00:06:55,137 --> 00:06:58,172 and most importantly, my toes are back to normal. 166 00:06:58,275 --> 00:07:01,103 So you, take-- - [sobs] 167 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:03,620 [crying] 168 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:08,862 - Oh, my god. Your toes are that bad? 169 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,758 about how they wanna look like a million bucks. 170 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:15,275 Well, now, you can also, sound like a dollar. 171 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:17,034 - Oh. - You see? 172 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,482 - Whoa. - Man. Come on, man. 173 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,413 Hey, yo, your mom texted me. 174 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,379 You got asked to be on "Watch What Happens Live," 175 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:24,862 that is dope, bro! - Yeah. 176 00:07:24,965 --> 00:07:26,862 - It's the best show on TV, I feel. 177 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,896 - That's what a lot of people keep saying. 178 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,793 Um...wait, you text my mom? - All the time. 179 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:33,827 Yo, you know that she wrote a children's book? 180 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:36,034 I feel like your mom's making the most outta this Chase sitch. 181 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:39,551 - Yes, she is, um... I'm trying to, as well, 182 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:43,689 I guess I'm just not a shirtless-on-TV type of guy. 183 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,103 - What? - That takes a lot of-- 184 00:07:45,206 --> 00:07:47,827 - Cary, come on, man, you're sexy as fuck, dude. 185 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,793 - No. Come on, come on, do a spin for me. 186 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:53,068 - Huh? - Get up and do a spin for me. 187 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,413 - I really am fine. 188 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,310 - Get up and do a spin for me, seriously. 189 00:07:56,413 --> 00:07:57,758 Come on, let me see this. 190 00:07:57,862 --> 00:08:00,793 Okay. Okay! 191 00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:03,758 Give me a little of this. Uuuhhh. Okay. 192 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:06,724 You're thin, but you tight. - Thank you. 193 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:08,482 - Now, if you shave those little butt tufts, 194 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:10,620 I think you'll be good to go. - Oh, yeah, uh... 195 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,482 Brooke got most of those and I think she shaved off a mole. 196 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:14,931 - Alright, I'm leaving. 197 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:16,586 Listen to me. 198 00:08:16,689 --> 00:08:21,068 You are a beautiful man and your body is tight. 199 00:08:21,172 --> 00:08:22,379 Say it. 200 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:26,931 - I am...I am a beautiful man and my body is tight. 201 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:29,758 - Good. And listen, if you're really not feeling yourself, 202 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:32,275 just do what Brooke does before every vacation. 203 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,793 Say you're gonna work out for two months 204 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,413 and then just get a haircut 205 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:37,827 and a spray tan on the way to the airport. 206 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,068 Later, Car. 207 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:43,724 - ♪ 208 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,241 ♪ Andy Cohen's got the 4-1-1 ♪ 209 00:08:46,344 --> 00:08:49,793 ♪ King, king of midnight fun ♪ 210 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,793 ♪ AC, AC 211 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:53,655 - Hey, everybody, it's Andy Cohen, 212 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:55,482 I'm here in the Bravo clubhouse with two guests 213 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:57,586 who put the "dish" in "distinguished." 214 00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,586 He's starring as Lord Licorice 215 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:02,379 in this summer's biggest blockbuster, "Candyland," 216 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:03,758 Patrick Wilson! 217 00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:05,344 Hey, Patrick. - Hey, Andy, how are ya? 218 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:08,034 - Great to see you. And she's the mom of ChaseDreams 219 00:09:08,137 --> 00:09:10,310 and the author of the new children's book, 220 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:12,758 "Dolphin Dreams," Pat Dubek. 221 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:14,068 - AUDIENCE: [cheering] - [clapping] 222 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,793 - I'm so excited to be here, hi, Andy. 223 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:17,379 - I'm so happy to see you. 224 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:20,206 I gotta say I'm obsessed with your son. 225 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,655 The two of us should collab. 226 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,551 - You should. On what? 227 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:24,896 - ANDY: Speaking of sons, 228 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,310 your other son is bartending for us tonight, 229 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:29,413 say hi to Cary Dubek! 230 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:31,103 - Hi, I'm an actor. 231 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:34,655 - And what have you got for us tonight, Mr. Actor? 232 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,793 - Oh, uh, I didn't... I didn't really prepare anything 233 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,655 but I guess...I guess I can do, uh, 234 00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:42,034 "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern"? 235 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:44,034 Um... "We must be... 236 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:46,241 born with an intuition of mortality--" 237 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,689 - You know what? I actually meant 238 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:49,413 what cocktail are you serving tonight? 239 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:50,793 - Oh, uh... - [laughs] 240 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,482 - But that was still very good, honey. 241 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:53,517 - Yeah, that was great. 242 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,137 - And I like your fancy new hair. 243 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:58,344 - Oh, no, this isn't new, this is...this is just my hair. 244 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,896 - No, but I saw you this morning, 245 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,068 you definitely look different. - Oh, my god. 246 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:05,931 - It's like...I'm still living paycheck to paycheck. 247 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,758 I can barely pay rent. That gig in Paris? 248 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,724 We all had to pay for our own travel. 249 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:14,586 - God, I love hearing this. I mean...oh, girl. 250 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,206 - And my feet? They are bad. 251 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,689 Every time I post a fun pic of them by the pool, 252 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,551 it gets flagged as inappropriate content. 253 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:24,103 - Oh. Sorry. That's me. 254 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,275 It's just that your toes aren't supposed to point 255 00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:27,724 at each other. 256 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,862 - And I'm 30, which is like, you know, old for a dancer. 257 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,689 I don't know what I'm gonna do! 258 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:36,724 - Wh--what are your passions? 259 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,896 - I like to travel? - Okay. 260 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,931 - Maybe I could travel across the country. 261 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,758 Be a travel agent. 262 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:47,034 A travel writer. Travel photographer? 263 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,931 - Now, Patrick, I heard on Candyland you had 264 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:51,379 sort of a running prank with Margot Robbie. 265 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,034 - PATRICK: Yeah, yeah, okay, so Margot, 266 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:54,655 she plays Princess Lolly. - ANDY: Right. 267 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,896 - She hates sour cream. - ANDY: Uh-oh. 268 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,344 - So, any time she left her coffee out, 269 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:01,724 I put sour cream in it. 270 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,620 - AUDIENCE: [groaning] - CARY: Little prankster. 271 00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:09,275 - What? - You...you little prankster. 272 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,827 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, I am-- 273 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,655 - ANDY: Now, Pat, let's talk about your book. 274 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:15,724 I have a copy right here-- - No, that's not my book. 275 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,965 Oh...yes! That is my book. 276 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,758 I'm sorry, it came out great. 277 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,103 - Now, what's the book about? 278 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,724 - Well, Andy, it's seven thick pages. 279 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:26,034 It's about a little dolphin from Ohio, 280 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:28,482 Who posts a video on DolphinTube 281 00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,448 and then becomes a famous dolphin singer. 282 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,172 - Ooh, is it based on anything? 283 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,551 - Why, yes, Patrick Wilson, it is based on my son Chase, 284 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,413 he's a singer-- - I know, I know, I'm just-- 285 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,206 I was joking. - Oh! [laughs] 286 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,827 - CARY: That was funny, that's really good. 287 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,931 - What? - Um...nothing. 288 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,241 It's just--I was trying to connect. 289 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:48,413 - Okay, when we come back, our guests are gonna 290 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:49,965 take some audience questions. 291 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,896 - Ooh, fun, even Cary? - Uh, no, just the two of you. 292 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,137 - Ah, sorry, honey. - ANDY: We'll be right back. 293 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,827 - Or, maybe I could be in the music industry. 294 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:01,896 I could be a rapper. You know, like a--a rap critic. 295 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,689 - Oh, god, is this what I sounded like? 296 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,827 - I can do anything. The world is my oyster. 297 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,344 I'm gonna try oysters. 298 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,724 - They are delicious. 299 00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:12,862 They're fine. They're bad. 300 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,413 Listen, Genevieve, you don't have to know exactly 301 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,241 what you wanna do, like, in this car. 302 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,827 But if you wanna make a change, you should. 303 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:24,896 Starting over at 30 is scary, trust me, but... 304 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,655 it's worth it if you're not happy. 305 00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:30,896 And hey, I'm here for you. 306 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,931 - Really? - Yeah, well, right now I am. 307 00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:34,896 I--I don't wanna exchange numbers or anything. 308 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,758 - You know what? You're right. I am gonna change my life. 309 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,758 - Yes, girl! - I'm gonna start over. 310 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,586 - Uh! Slay, bitch! - Thanks, Brooke. 311 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,620 Tell them I left. 312 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,862 - Wait, what? 313 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:52,275 - Okay, um...I kill Evans, marry Pratt...F Hemsworth. 314 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:53,551 - [laughter] 315 00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,758 - Okay, next question is from Angie in St. Louis, 316 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,275 and it's for you, Pat! - Oh! 317 00:12:57,379 --> 00:13:00,344 - "Hey, Pat, how do you juggle being a mother and an author? 318 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,310 Is there a Mr. Dreams to lighten the load?" 319 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:05,551 - PAT: Do I look in the camera? - ANDY: Sure. 320 00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:10,965 - Um...no, um, he actually passed away kind of recently. 321 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,448 He had cancer. - Oh, my god. 322 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,931 - I'm so sorry to hear that, Pat. 323 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,965 Well, that's all the time we have, 324 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,724 thank you to Patrick Wilson, his movie's out Friday, 325 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,758 Pat Dubek's book is on shelves now, 326 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,034 and our bartender Cary. That's it for us-- 327 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,931 - Hey, wait a minute, hey, hey. Cary, you're an actor, right? 328 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,448 You got anything you want to, uh, promote? 329 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:36,689 - Uh, thanks, Patrick, uh... no--nothing right now. 330 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,241 - But that was very sweet of you, Patrick. 331 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,655 - ANDY: Alright, that's it for now, 332 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:40,896 goodnight, everybody. 333 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,862 - AUDIENCE: [cheering] 334 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,827 - DIRECTOR: Okay, dancers up, where's the last dancer? 335 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:50,034 - Someone said she quit to be a rap critic. 336 00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:52,034 - Well, why don't we just do it without her? 337 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:55,103 - We can't, she's right next to the fuckbo--to Chase. 338 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:58,551 - Okay, is there anyone else who can fill in? 339 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,551 Seven is an unlucky number, can we find someone to fill in? 340 00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:06,793 [groans] - BOTH: I can do it. 341 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,517 - Oh, sorry, I thought-- - Oh, sorry, I just-- 342 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:11,551 - I watched rehearsal, so I know, like, the moves. 343 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,862 - You know what, Carl? 344 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:17,896 I'm gonna take this one. [panting] 345 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,310 Brooke Dubek's gonna dance. 346 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,689 - [laughing] [humming] 347 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:28,655 Hi, Cary! Wasn't that so much fun? 348 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,241 Oh, don't forget to give them your mic. 349 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:31,689 - They didn't give me one. 350 00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,551 Mom, why did you say dad died of cancer? 351 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,344 - That's what we decided to tell Chase. 352 00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,586 - Yeah, Chase, not the whole viewing audience 353 00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,137 of "Watch What Happens". 354 00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:42,034 - I just figured Chase is gonna be watching it later, so... 355 00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:45,000 Did I mess up? - No. No, it's fine. 356 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,827 The show isn't really live. I'll figure it out. 357 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,827 - Okay, great, thanks, honey. I really have to run. 358 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,724 I have a very big meeting with Chase's team 359 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:54,862 to talk out my next book. 360 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,103 - You have another book idea? 361 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,896 - Yes, it's gonna be about a dolphin mom 362 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,310 that goes on a talk show. 363 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:02,551 - Okay. 364 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:03,793 Shit. 365 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,793 - Okay, all the dancers set? 366 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:10,379 Track, please, and-- Mahalo, dude. 367 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,103 And...action. 368 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,103 - ♪ Dance all day, dance all night ♪ 369 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,551 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right ♪ 370 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,689 ♪ Dance until we... 371 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,482 ♪ Stink, stink, stink 372 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,586 ♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek 373 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,310 ♪ So dance until you... 374 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,793 ♪ Stink, stink, stink 375 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,931 ♪ Make your jeans smell for a week ♪ 376 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,241 ♪ Dance until you... 377 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,000 ♪ 378 00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,896 ♪ Even the walls should stink 379 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,275 - DIRECTOR: Alright, everybody take five. 380 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,137 - [bell rings] 381 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,137 - Thanks, bud. 382 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,172 - Alright, Brooke, I'm impressed. 383 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,068 - Thanks. 384 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,862 I was, like, as good as them. 385 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:49,241 - Sure. I'm surprised you volunteered. 386 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:51,241 I thought the video was "too sexy." 387 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,862 - At first I was a little worried 388 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,034 'cause it's called "Stink." 389 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,896 Then I saw the choreography and I was like, 390 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 "It's not that bad." - [chuckles] Yeah. 391 00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,172 - Okay, dancers, let's change into the second looks, 392 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:03,241 time for the hardcore grinding shots. 393 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:04,448 - What? 394 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,551 - [knocking] 395 00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:09,482 - Hi, um, I was wondering if we could edit a small thing 396 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:10,793 out of tonight's show. 397 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,275 - I can't edit out your nipples, kid. 398 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:14,689 - No, I wasn't--I wasn't talking about my nipples, 399 00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,931 although now I am worried about them. 400 00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:19,517 - Listen, we can't edit anything without Andy's approval 401 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,137 and he's already on Barbados. 402 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,137 - How? It's been 20 minutes. 403 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,103 - He just is. 404 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,241 - [whispering] Okay. Gosh. 405 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,275 - Hey, how'd it go? How was Andy? 406 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:33,172 - He was nice, he told Mom he and Chase should "collab." 407 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,068 - On what? - That's not why I'm calling. 408 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:37,724 Mom said Dad died of cancer. 409 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,551 - On the show?! - CARY: Yeah. 410 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,655 - BROOKE: Okay, don't worry, I'll take care of it. 411 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:42,965 - How? - I don't know, 412 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,862 I'll figure something out, it's what I do now. 413 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:45,931 How was bartending? 414 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,862 - I think bad. 415 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,344 I just stood, half-naked, behind Mom all night. 416 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,482 - Yeap, can't imagine what that's like. 417 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,103 - DIRECTOR: Alright, let's do the grinding. 418 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,517 - Cary, I've gotta go. - DIRECTOR: Okay, cue playback. 419 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,137 [chuckling] And...action. 420 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,931 - ♪ This goes out to all my stinky boys and stinky girls ♪ 421 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:06,068 ♪ If you stinky with me, put your hands up ♪ 422 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,517 - DIRECTOR: Awesome. - Oh, my god. 423 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,172 Jesus Christ. 424 00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:14,241 Thank you, thanks, yeap, he's 13, he's 13, he's 13. 425 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,793 - ♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek ♪ 426 00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:19,000 ♪ So dance until you stink 427 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,862 - Ah, hey. - Hey, fun show. 428 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:27,206 - Yeah, yeah, thanks for trying to include me at the end, 429 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,206 I felt, uh, stupid back there. 430 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,620 - No, no, come on, we're all actors. 431 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,379 We all gotta hustle, right? 432 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,931 - Totally, yeah. 433 00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,551 This is crazy, but, I think I went to the same 434 00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:42,068 theater school as your cousin? 435 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,551 - Really? - Yeah. 436 00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,206 - Small world. - Yeah. 437 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,827 - Oh, crap, you know, I forgot my headphones. 438 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,137 You take it, though. - Okay. 439 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,448 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, yeah, nice to meet you. 440 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,172 - [sighs] God. 441 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:03,344 - Now, Patrick, I heard on Candyland you had 442 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,344 sort of a running prank with Margot Robbie. 443 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,448 - Aw, look at your little nipples, 444 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,655 you're so cute. 445 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,793 - No, I'm not. - Okay, I know 446 00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:14,448 you're not gonna believe me, but you come off very endearing. 447 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,689 - PAT: Mm-hmm. - BROOKE: Also, you look hot. 448 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,344 I mean, you're literally up Patrick Wilson's ass, but-- 449 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,517 - He was actually very nice. - He was. 450 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,620 - Oh, my god, I'm so sore. 451 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:26,172 - Did it make you sad that you weren't still dancing, Brookie? 452 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,586 - Um, no, actually, I like what I'm doing. 453 00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,517 Plus, if I had kept dancing, I'd be starting over now anyway, 454 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:36,000 so I guess in some ways I got a headstart. 455 00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:38,068 - That's beautiful. - Thanks, Mom. 456 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:40,103 - No, I mean the top that I'm wearing. 457 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,034 I chose the right one. 458 00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:43,482 - Yeah, you look great. 459 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,172 Oh, and I guess congrats on the book 460 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,482 that appeared out of nowhere. 461 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,517 - Aw, thank you. - ANDY: "How do you juggle..." 462 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:52,068 - Oh, no, this is the part that I messed up. 463 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,068 - ANDY: "Is there a Mr. Dreams to lighten the load?" 464 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:57,344 - Um, no, um...he actually passed away. 465 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:59,448 - Well, that's all the time we have. 466 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:04,034 Thank you to Patrick Wilson-- - Oh, Cary, you fixed it. 467 00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:05,448 Thank you so much. 468 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,413 - No, no, don't thank me, thank Brooke. 469 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:11,103 - I told you I'd take care of it. 470 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:14,551 Um, but Mom, I think maybe now we should talk about Dad? 471 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:19,379 - Yeah, Mom, maybe it's time to tell Chase the truth. 472 00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:23,413 - Oh, yeah, yeah, but...not now. 473 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:27,172 I'm just--guys I'm so tired from my big day with Andy. 474 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:29,517 [yawns] Hit the hay. 475 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,965 But soon. Yeah, okay, goodnight, guys. 476 00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:33,827 [smooch] I love ya. 477 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,931 - Okay... 478 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,689 - How did you get that edited out? 479 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,448 - Well, Andy wanted to collab with Chase, so, 480 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:44,448 let's just say I found a way to make that happen. 481 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,517 Goodnight. 482 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,689 - I do look hot. 483 00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:53,896 - ♪ 484 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,724 ♪ Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's man ♪ 485 00:19:56,827 --> 00:20:00,000 ♪ 486 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:02,965 ♪ Bake me a party as dope as you can ♪ 487 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,344 ♪ Been to a lot of places 488 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:09,241 ♪ Partied in Miami, Argentina and Ibiza, too ♪ 489 00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:11,586 ♪ Never leave the dance floor 490 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:15,413 ♪ Always find me sweatin' with my whole Dream crew ♪ 491 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:18,793 ♪ We dance all day, dance all night ♪ 492 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,931 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right ♪ 493 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,137 ♪ Dance until we 494 00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:24,965 ♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink 495 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,000 ♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek 496 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,275 ♪ So dance until you 497 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:31,172 ♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink 498 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,586 ♪ Make your jeans smell for a week ♪ 499 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:34,724 ♪ Dance until you... 500 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,448 ♪ 501 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,206 ♪ No need to drink 502 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,586 ♪ Just dance until you 503 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:43,689 ♪ 504 00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,689 ♪ Even the walls should stink 505 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:49,068 ♪ Never take a shower 506 00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:51,413 ♪ Don't have time to wash my body when I'm twerking ♪ 507 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,862 ♪ All night long 508 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,137 ♪ And man, I'm getting sour 509 00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,551 ♪ But the ladies love it 510 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,068 ♪ When my body smells all jank and wrong ♪ 511 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,206 ♪ My pits smell wrong, my neck smells wrong ♪ 512 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,655 ♪ My whole body smells wrong 513 00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:05,827 ♪ That's because I 514 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:12,172 ♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink 515 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,965 Just...think of him as your little brother. 516 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:20,068 Okay, well, your family is...not like mine. 517 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:21,620 Does this make you uncomfortable? 518 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,551 Good.