1 00:00:06,724 --> 00:00:08,275 - I'm here at Madison High in Maplewood, New Jersey, 2 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:10,517 where ninth grader Rachel Klein isn't bringing 3 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:13,172 just any date to her school dance tonight. 4 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:16,689 She is bringing singing sensation ChaseDreams. 5 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,103 Chase posted he was coming 6 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,000 to his 10 million followers 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,827 so fans from all over the tristate area 8 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:25,310 came out just to catch a glimpse. 9 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:28,206 And it looks like Chase is pulling up now. 10 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:30,517 The fans are going crazy. 11 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:32,517 It's a little scary, to be honest. 12 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,862 [screaming, shouting] 13 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:37,137 He's walking in with his lucky date 14 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:40,862 and what appears to be an old Backstreet Boy. 15 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:44,172 And now a second SUV has pulled up. 16 00:00:44,275 --> 00:00:46,655 Did Chase bring some celeb friends? 17 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,896 [crowd quiets] 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,172 Oh, no. Never mind. It's his parents. 19 00:00:52,275 --> 00:00:55,896 And it looks like they had him old. 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,034 [energetic music] 21 00:00:58,137 --> 00:01:00,137 - Thank you for coming. This is will be such 22 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:01,517 a special night for the students. 23 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,482 - Well, Chase is so happy to be here. 24 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:04,931 - Oh, my God, that reminds me. 25 00:01:05,034 --> 00:01:06,517 I gotta get him out of the wall. 26 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,137 both: What? - Yeah, I knew the fans 27 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:10,896 out front would be real crazy, so I snuck him in 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,551 through the ventilation system. 29 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,827 [grunting] 30 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,586 - I think a mouse bit me. 31 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:19,413 - [laughs] That's Hollywood, baby! 32 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,034 - Oh, my God. - Um, Streeter, 33 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,344 when you said you were gonna 34 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:23,620 sneak him in I thought you meant, like, 35 00:01:23,724 --> 00:01:25,586 through the back. - Oh, this is what 36 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:27,724 the hottest celebrities do. They crawl through the walls, 37 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:30,172 and then they have a decoy come in the front. 38 00:01:30,275 --> 00:01:32,034 Speaking of which, great job, Lorraine. 39 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:33,931 - Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. 40 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,655 - [laughs] Isn't this unbelievable? 41 00:01:35,758 --> 00:01:37,862 I found her about two hours ago online. 42 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,551 She is a handful, but they're basically the same height. 43 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:42,551 - Okay, well thank you, Lorraine. 44 00:01:42,655 --> 00:01:44,827 You can just go ahead and wait in the car. 45 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:46,965 - Are you sure you don't need me to stick around 46 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:50,241 and play other roles? I'm also an actor. 47 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,793 - [under breath] Oh, no. - I do accents, impressions. 48 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,896 I have some costumes in the car. 49 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,206 - That's okay. Thank you, Lorraine. 50 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:02,758 - [British accent] Then good eve, my lords and ladies. 51 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:05,000 [normal voice] British. - I could have sworn 52 00:02:05,103 --> 00:02:06,482 that was French, but then when she said 53 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:07,965 British I was like, [snaps fingers] "Yep." 54 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:09,896 Okay, well let's get you two lovebirds 55 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,724 out on the dance floor 'cause we gotta be out of here in... 56 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:13,965 45. 57 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,517 - Wait, we do? - Yep. 58 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:17,724 Chase got an invite to the launch party 59 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,068 of Lil Wayne's new tequila. 60 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,275 I really want to meet him. 61 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:22,068 I mean, Chase wants to meet him. 62 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:25,137 - He can't even drink. He's 13. 63 00:02:25,241 --> 00:02:27,275 - Ages are for regular people, okay? 64 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:28,965 He's a singer. [cell phone buzzing] 65 00:02:29,068 --> 00:02:30,448 What are we talking about here? 66 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,275 - Oh, sorry. I gotta take this. It's my agent. 67 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,137 - Cary, I've got some good news, 68 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:36,689 and I've got some bad news. 69 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:37,931 The good news is 70 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,103 I submitted you for the lead 71 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:40,551 in the next Marvel movie. 72 00:02:40,655 --> 00:02:42,103 - What? That's... 73 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:43,689 That's insane. Thank you, Skip. 74 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,310 - The bad news is 75 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:47,586 they said that's not the way it works, okay? 76 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,379 They don't just take submissions for that. 77 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:50,931 - Then why did you call me? 78 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:52,034 - I thought you called me. 79 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,793 - [sighs] Good-bye, Skip. 80 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,310 - Okay, buh-bye. 81 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:58,310 Ladies, can I interest you in a new kitchen? 82 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,034 - Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do. 83 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,310 Chase and Rachel, you're gonna dance to exactly five songs. 84 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:03,793 While they're doing that, 85 00:03:03,896 --> 00:03:05,241 Streeter and I are gonna pass out merch. 86 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,620 - Oh, wait till you see what it is. 87 00:03:06,724 --> 00:03:09,517 Streety crushed it. - I bet he didn't. 88 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,241 - Then, Chase is gonna take pictures for 20 minutes. 89 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:14,758 Anybody who posts one should use the same hashtag. 90 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,655 - Chom. - What? 91 00:03:16,758 --> 00:03:20,310 - Chom. It's a combo of Chase and Prom. 92 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,724 - Okay, or since it's not prom, 93 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,689 why don't we do #DreamDance? - Boo. 94 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:27,896 - And when is he doing his live performance? 95 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,413 - Oh, uh yeah, we got some bummer news on that front. 96 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:33,034 C.D. has to be in the studio early tomorrow morning 97 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,000 so he is on strict vocal rest. 98 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:37,034 No singing. Not talking. All night. 99 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,482 - Then why did he come to this? 100 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,379 - No, no, no. No, it's gonna be great. 101 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:42,103 He's gonna lip-sync. No one's gonna be able to tell. 102 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:43,482 Streeter said he figured the whole thing out. 103 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:44,965 - Yeah, I'll take care of the singing. 104 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:46,965 - Excuse me? - Ah! God, who's that? 105 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,689 - That's Chase's date. You rode here with her? 106 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:51,551 - Can we go dance now? 107 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:54,517 - Hang on, hang on. Just, uh--we talked about the-- 108 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,103 Then we went through, um... 109 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:58,275 Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, you can go. 110 00:03:58,379 --> 00:03:59,724 Go have fun. 111 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,310 Come on. Go, go, go. Have fun quickly. 112 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:04,172 Run, bitch! [snapping] 113 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,137 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 114 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:07,482 - She's new. 115 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:10,034 [pulsing dance music playing] 116 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,482 - What up, Madison High! 117 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:16,275 Is everyone having fun tonight? [all cheering] 118 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:18,655 Special shout-out to Rachel and ChaseDreams. 119 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,137 You guys having fun? - Whoo! 120 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:23,586 - You know it! Keep going, everybody. 121 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:26,068 - Hey, thanks for being my date tonight, Car. 122 00:04:26,172 --> 00:04:27,655 - Yes, of course. Yeah. 123 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,241 You want to hear something sad? 124 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:32,931 This is my tenth high school dance with a girl. 125 00:04:33,034 --> 00:04:34,517 - [laughs] Aw. 126 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,689 I mean, at least you got to go to dances. 127 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:38,310 I was already in New York. - Oh, yeah. 128 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:39,965 They didn't have dances at that school? 129 00:04:40,068 --> 00:04:41,413 - No, we studied dance. 130 00:04:41,517 --> 00:04:44,379 We didn't, like, do dances at night too. 131 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:46,793 - Mm. What would you do? 132 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,620 - Drugs, Cary. 133 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:52,068 - Ah, yeah. - [humming] 134 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:54,275 Hey, cool hair. 135 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:56,310 You sing? - No, I play soccer. 136 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,689 - Perfect. Okay, athletes make the best singers. 137 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:00,379 Meet me in the library in 20 minutes, 138 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:02,344 and, uh, bring your ball. 139 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,448 [cackles] 140 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:07,172 - Hi, you're a music manager? - Yes. 141 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,827 - ♪ And your keys, ooh 142 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:13,827 ♪ Your ring of keys 143 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:16,103 So, what did you think? 144 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,724 - I think you're gonna make an excellent veterinarian. 145 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:21,344 - Okay, here's a fun thing. 146 00:05:21,448 --> 00:05:23,482 Which one of these kids were you at 14? 147 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:25,206 - [gasps] Oh, my God. Ooh, ooh, ooh. 148 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:27,482 Oh [blows raspberry] No brainer. 149 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:30,206 That one. Fun, confident. - Yeah. 150 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:32,310 - Dress fully tucked up into her asshole. 151 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,206 - [chuckles] - She's living. 152 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:35,517 - Well, there's me. - Aw. 153 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,551 - That is definitely me. - Oh, yeah. 154 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:39,344 - Oh, n--never mind. 155 00:05:39,448 --> 00:05:41,448 And, damn! 156 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:43,448 - Hi, I'm Elijah. 157 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,172 Are you CaryDreams? 158 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:47,034 - Uh-- - Yes. 159 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:48,310 - Yes. - Yes, he is. 160 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:49,965 - Do you want to dance? 161 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:52,275 ♪ 162 00:05:52,379 --> 00:05:53,758 - Sure. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. 163 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:56,241 - Just promise you'll never hurt me. 164 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:58,689 - Oh, uh, I promise. 165 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:02,448 - Hi. We have a problem. 166 00:06:02,551 --> 00:06:04,172 - Ugh, what did Streeter do? 167 00:06:04,275 --> 00:06:05,586 - Nope, it's your brother. 168 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:07,793 He's in the bathroom with some boys smoking. 169 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:09,310 - He is? 170 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:11,310 Oh, sh... 171 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,758 Thank you. 172 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:15,896 [slow, romantic song plays] 173 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:22,965 ♪ 174 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:29,241 - You know I want to be in the industry too. 175 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:31,586 - Like, an actor? - No. 176 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:33,482 I want to run Hollywood. 177 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:35,689 I'm gonna sit on the top floor of a very tall building 178 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:37,551 and be in charge of everyone. 179 00:06:37,655 --> 00:06:38,862 [chuckles] - Oh. 180 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,172 Cool. 181 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,448 ♪ 182 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:44,448 [mouthing words] 183 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,931 - [mouthing words] 184 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:49,172 Excuse me, sir. You have a phone call. 185 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,620 It's 9-1...1, yeah. They called you. 186 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:54,379 It's an emergency. - Oh. 187 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,034 Thank you. - Uh-huh. 188 00:06:56,137 --> 00:06:57,172 - Sorry, Elijah. 189 00:06:57,275 --> 00:06:59,241 - [stammers] 190 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:01,724 - Very good lie. So real. 191 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:03,896 - I know. Sorry, I panicked. 192 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,931 [both chuckle] - Okay, I gotta go do rounds. 193 00:07:07,034 --> 00:07:08,310 Just walk around the school and make sure 194 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:09,620 kids aren't having sex. 195 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:12,965 Do you...wanna come? 196 00:07:13,068 --> 00:07:14,862 - Oh. Yeah. 197 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:17,103 - Cool. I'm Jeremy by the way. 198 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:18,379 - Hey, Cary. 199 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:20,586 [dark music] 200 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:24,103 - Oh, my God. Chase, what are you doing? 201 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:25,482 This is-- 202 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:26,724 Lorraine? 203 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,482 - [Australian accent] G'day mate. 204 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:30,000 [normal voice] Australian. 205 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:33,758 - Why are you not in the car? 206 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:34,758 - I was just telling these boys 207 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:36,241 about my favorite acting role. 208 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:38,862 I was an extra on the pilot of "ER." 209 00:07:38,965 --> 00:07:40,482 - If I think about that for too long I could cry. 210 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:43,689 - I was also this close to being an Olympic skater. 211 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:46,103 But my mom wouldn't buy me skates. 212 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,103 - Lorraine. Car. Now. 213 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:51,862 - I can't believe you're the drama teacher. 214 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:56,000 Ours was so old. I was like, thir..ty. Oh. 215 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:57,413 Whoa. 216 00:07:57,517 --> 00:08:00,275 - Yeah. Our teachers were not old. 217 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:02,586 - Oh, God. - Let me guess. 218 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,034 You were the lead in all your plays too? 219 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,793 - You know it. Yep. 220 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:09,241 No, our theater program was actually really good, so. 221 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:10,793 - Okay, no offense, 222 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:13,103 but literally every high school play is bad. 223 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:15,206 Even the good high school plays are bad. 224 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,344 - No, no, I mean we did "Fiddler on the Roof" 225 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:18,689 and I think if I saw it now 226 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:21,482 I would still think it was good. 227 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:23,206 - Did you play Tevye? 228 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:25,413 - Yeah. - So you were a gay child 229 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:28,724 playing a 40-year-old Russian peasant? 230 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,655 - Yes, but--but I think I pulled it off. 231 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:33,275 - You didn't. - Oh, my God. 232 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,931 - No high school kid ever has. 233 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,206 - No, you're right. I had braces. 234 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,758 What? [chuckles] [woman moaning] 235 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,724 - Hey, break it up. - It's teachers! 236 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:43,379 It's Mark and Diane! - Oh, sorry, guys. 237 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,103 They're trying to have a baby. 238 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,448 - Oh, that's sweet. 239 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:49,482 - Sorry, I just need to know where you are at all times 240 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,241 for your safety. - But Rachel wanted-- 241 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:53,689 - Shh, no talking. Just--just dance. 242 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,965 - The swag has arrived. 243 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,793 [as Austin Powers] "The swag baby, yeah." 244 00:08:57,896 --> 00:08:59,379 - Why are you doing Austin Powers? 245 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:00,689 - What do you mean? 246 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,379 - Okay, let's just pass these out. 247 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:05,137 What'd you get, like T-shirts or...? 248 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:06,551 Are these surge protectors? 249 00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:07,724 - Okay, here's the thing. 250 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,413 So last week I was ordering 251 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,448 10 surge protectors for my house, 252 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,896 and I accidentally typed in 1,000. 253 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,793 - Why did you need ten for your house? 254 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:17,310 - Well, you can never have too many surge protectors. 255 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,275 - I guess you can? 256 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:24,379 Whatever, just go. Pass--pass them out. 257 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:27,896 So, Rachel, is it a dream come true to be dancing with Chase? 258 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,758 - Yeah, he's a great dancer-- - Okay, that's great 259 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,448 'cause you have 20 more seconds. 260 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,068 - Chase makes your electric. Hold on to that. 261 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,034 [chuckles] Stay plugged in, all right? 262 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:37,103 Chase wants you to have this for your electric. 263 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:38,517 - What is this crap? 264 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,551 - Oh, bad boy. 265 00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:42,206 Meet me in the library in ten minutes. 266 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,896 And stay mad. 267 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:47,137 - So were you out in high school? 268 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,137 - Um, yeah. 269 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:51,793 Tenth grade. You? - Hm. 270 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:55,551 Uh, senior year of, um, college. 271 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:58,344 - Oh, ew. - I know, I know, I know. 272 00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:00,724 - College? - Yeah, it's very late. 273 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,862 But, um-- - No, to each their own. 274 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:05,103 - [laughs] - No judgement. 275 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,551 - Wait. 276 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,172 What play are you guys doing? 277 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,965 - I don't want to tell you. 278 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:14,827 - I mean, it looks like "Grease" on Mars? 279 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:17,896 - That's literally what it is. - Are you serious? 280 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 - Every couple years the kids beg me to do "Grease." 281 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:22,965 So I've done "Grease" in World War II. 282 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:24,896 "Grease" in a women's prison. - Oh. 283 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,655 - And now "Grease" on Mars, baby! 284 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,000 - You've done a great job. [woman moaning] 285 00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:31,655 - Hey, break it up! - It's teachers. 286 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,103 It's Tom and Lisa. - Oh. Sorry. 287 00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:35,724 - Are they trying to have a baby, too? 288 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:37,655 - No, that one's an affair. - Oh. 289 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:40,000 - What up, what up? Big announcement! 290 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:42,793 ChaseDreams is now taking photos for the next 20. 291 00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:45,448 - Oh, don't forget to use the #DreamDance. 292 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,758 - I thought it was chom. 293 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,482 That's what my surge protector says. 294 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,206 - It does? - Yeah. 295 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,172 In really bad handwriting. 296 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,724 - [sighs] What is that man doing tonight? 297 00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:59,172 - Okay, kids. You are now... 298 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:01,793 a boy band. Huh? Ha-ha! 299 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:04,448 You're the bad boy, you're the hot one, 300 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,482 you're the pirate, you're the gay guy. 301 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,000 You gay? - No. 302 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:10,034 - Any of you guys gay? all: No. 303 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,448 - Okay, congrats. You're the gay one. 304 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,758 And you're... 305 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,172 the dud. All right. 306 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,896 Welcome to the first day 307 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,620 of the rest of your life. 308 00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,931 And I will be right there by your side. 309 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,068 [poignant music] When you laugh, 310 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,344 I'll laugh. 311 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,310 When you cry, 312 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,379 I'll cry. 313 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:30,241 And when you dance, 314 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:33,896 I'll watch you dance. So what do you say? 315 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,275 - Pass. - No thanks. 316 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,620 - I just want to go dance. 317 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,137 - Do any of you have any younger brothers? 318 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,896 - Okay, I've been asked to announce 319 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,931 we have another celebrity here taking pics. 320 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,586 Apparently she was in "ER." 321 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,655 It also says she can drive stick? 322 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,965 - [under breath] God damn it. 323 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,931 - It's so pretty out here. 324 00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:54,931 Makes me wanna go to a football game. 325 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:58,896 - Makes you want to sit and watch a full football game? 326 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,241 - No, no. I guess it just makes me wanna 327 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:03,206 watch "Friday Night Lights." 328 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,551 [both chuckle] 329 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:07,000 So how long have you lived out here? 330 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:10,034 - Uh, pretty much right after NYU I got this job. 331 00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:12,931 I just never wanted to do the whole working actor thing 332 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:15,758 and still be waiting tables at age 30. 333 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,413 - Totally, yeah. 334 00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:23,620 - Oh, no. Do you wait tables? 335 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:26,241 - Yeah, yeah. - Ah, shit. 336 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,724 I didn't literally mean waiting tables. 337 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:30,517 That's just the cliché thing you say. 338 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,172 - No. No, no, no. It's fine. 339 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:35,620 I'm literally living the cliché thing you say, so... 340 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,689 [breathes deeply] 341 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,034 - And action. [laughs] 342 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,793 - Why are you not in the car? 343 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,862 - This young man wants to be an actor too. 344 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,655 Anyway, I'll never forget what Geena Davis said to me 345 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,206 on the set of "Stuart Little." 346 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:55,344 "Either you go or I go." 347 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:58,724 - Lorraine. I will give you $100 if you go sit in the car. 348 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,172 - Whoa. That's ten times more 349 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,758 than what I got paid to come here. 350 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,275 - You did this for $10? 351 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,965 - Well, $5 after taxes. $4 after my agent. 352 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:09,275 $3 after my manager. So $3. $3. 353 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,068 ♪ 354 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,931 - You should go to law school. 355 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,827 - You know, I think I could actually live here. 356 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:20,034 - Whoa. This is moving a little fast. 357 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:23,689 - Oh. No, I didn't mean, um, 358 00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:26,241 here here, I just meant-- - Dude. 359 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:28,448 Chill. - [laughs] 360 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,172 Okay. 361 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:35,344 - Uh, it's teachers. 362 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,137 - You bitches! - Oh, no. 363 00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:41,758 - How? How could you do this to me? 364 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,344 - Elijah, go back to the dance, please. 365 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,793 - Stay out of this, Jeremy. 366 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,172 Haven't you done enough for one night? 367 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:49,103 - Again, you need to call me "Mr. Delongpre." 368 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,448 - And you... 369 00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,689 I told you my dreams. 370 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:55,862 We danced together. Did that mean nothing to you? 371 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,275 - I don't know how to answer that. 372 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,689 - Typical. 373 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,310 Good-bye, Cary Dubek. 374 00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:04,724 But just tell me one more thing before I go. 375 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,793 Was that really 911 on the phone for you? 376 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,344 - No. 377 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,517 - [breathy] Wow. 378 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,862 [hip-hop music playing] 379 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,689 - What up, what up? 380 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,448 It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 381 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,620 He's got hundreds of millions of views on YouTube 382 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,068 and tonight he's performing live 383 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:25,068 with the song that made him famous. 384 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:28,275 Give it up for ChaseDreams! 385 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,068 [cheers and applause] 386 00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:33,379 [pulsing electronic music playing] 387 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:36,241 - Sorry again he's lip-syncing. - That's okay. 388 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,551 Did the DJ have the right track for him to sing to? 389 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,103 - I'm assuming so. Streeter said 390 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,000 he was taking care of the singing. 391 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:43,206 ♪ 392 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,965 Oh, no. 393 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,275 I am so sorry for what's about to happen. 394 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,655 - [off-key] ♪ Girl, since the age of ten 395 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,413 ♪ I knew that I would spend 396 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,241 ♪ My whole life with you 397 00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,655 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you're the cutest girl ♪ 398 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,724 ♪ In the entire world 399 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,655 - Excuse me. - ♪ I would die for you 400 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,724 ♪ 'Cause when we are together 401 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,758 ♪ I can play forever 402 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:11,482 Hey, Brooke. [mumbling lyrics] 403 00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,655 ♪ My friends think I'm crazy 404 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,413 ♪ But I'm thinking maybe 405 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:20,413 ♪ I wanna marry you at recess, uh-huh ♪ 406 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,862 ♪ Girl, I wanna fight for you, I wanna cry for you ♪ 407 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,137 ♪ I wanna-- [mumbles rapidly] 408 00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:29,344 ♪ And together chase dreams! 409 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,827 [music stops] 410 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,068 [light applause] 411 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:36,379 Okay, that's it. Thank you so much. 412 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,758 You guys have been so great. I'm so happy to be here. 413 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:41,275 But I have to go. I'm gonna meet Lil Wayne. 414 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,344 Can you believe it? Lil Wayne! [laughs] 415 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,482 Okay, well, I am so lucky. Thank you. 416 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,551 Goodnight. 417 00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:51,448 [feedback screech] 418 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,517 [dance music plays] 419 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,137 How do you think that went? 420 00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:58,241 - You told me you were gonna have him lip-sync. 421 00:15:58,344 --> 00:15:59,482 - We did. - I thought you meant 422 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:00,827 to, like, a track. 423 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,586 - But we promised a live performance. 424 00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,068 - What? - Hey, Brooke, 425 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,275 we're leaving now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 426 00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:06,793 You're done. You can go sit in the car. 427 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,862 And don't talk. - But I wanna dance. 428 00:16:08,965 --> 00:16:11,241 These kids are fun. - Oh, I'm sorry, bud. 429 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,206 But, you know, you'll have plenty of dances to go to 430 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,000 when you get to high school. - I'm not going to high school. 431 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,758 I already graduated on Streeter's phone. 432 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,827 - Yeah. - Oh, no, that was-- 433 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,241 That was just the eighth grade. - No. 434 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,758 He went through the whole high school too. 435 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,379 I mean, this guy tore through the app. 436 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,965 He's a smart little dude. Ah! [laughs] 437 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,241 Hey, why don't you go say good-bye to your date, 438 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,275 and then we'll meet [as Lil Wayne] Lil Wayne! 439 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,724 - No. No. 440 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,862 He's not going to that. He's staying here. 441 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:37,448 - Oh. No can do, chica. 442 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:39,344 I mean, I burned a lot of bridges to get him that invite. 443 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,034 So it'd be poor form if he didn't show up. 444 00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:44,310 - Well, he's not gonna show, so why don't you do your job 445 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:48,034 for the first time tonight and figure it the fuck out. 446 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,448 - Whoa. Who's that? 447 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,241 - That's my sister. 448 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,620 - Yeah, dur. I meant the guy in all white 449 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,206 with the Kangol. - Oh, that's nobody. 450 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,241 - Okay, boss, I, uh, hear you. 451 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,620 I admit I had a few missteps tonight. 452 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,413 But I think there's one thing that we can agree 453 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:06,103 that I did not mess up, and that's Lorraine. 454 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:08,344 Her entrance was perfect, and she's been sitting out 455 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,034 in the car all night just like we asked her too. 456 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:12,206 So [snaps fingers] here's what we're gonna do. 457 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,000 We're gonna have Lorraine come to the tequila party, 458 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,551 put on sunglasses and a hoodie, 459 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,724 and Lil Wayne will never notice, and then Chase 460 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,551 can have his night off. 461 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,000 - Streeter, that's... 462 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:23,586 That's an amazing idea. 463 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,172 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 464 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,896 You really--you saved the night. 465 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,517 Thank you. 466 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,000 - No. Thank you. 467 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:35,620 And I promise I will... 468 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,551 I will not mess up again. 469 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:40,793 Okay? [laughs] Okay. 470 00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:43,310 Take the night off. 471 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,689 Uh-oh! Somebody's hooking up tonight! 472 00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,344 ♪ 473 00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:48,862 - You really think that's gonna work? 474 00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,310 - No, she's a 50-something-year-old woman. 475 00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:55,034 But this will buy us a few hours. 476 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,068 [car door opens] - [laughs] 477 00:17:57,172 --> 00:18:00,034 Whoo! Driver take us to Lil Wayne. 478 00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:03,517 [laughs, sighs] 479 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,724 God, it's uncanny. 480 00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:12,724 ♪ 481 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,620 - Not to be too whatever, 482 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:19,206 but it was nice that you were here tonight. 483 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,137 There's never any gay guys at these dances. 484 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,862 All the teachers are straight. 485 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,344 - Oh, yeah, that sucks. 486 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,517 - Well, the science teacher's gay but he's 82. 487 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,413 - Oh. Yeah. - And the sex was terrible. 488 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,448 - [laughs] 489 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:38,517 ♪ 490 00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:44,827 [dark music] 491 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:50,413 ♪ 492 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,206 after dances? 493 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,689 - I think just the losers. 494 00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,344 - Well, where do the cool kids go? 495 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:03,000 - I don't know. I was a diner kid. 496 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,137 - Aw, right. 497 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,068 - It's so peaceful out here. 498 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:10,103 - Yeah. Makes me want to kill myself. 499 00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:14,068 - [laughing] What? No, it's nice. It's sweet. 500 00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:15,965 - I wish I had the kind of brain that could be happy 501 00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:19,551 living here, but then I wouldn't be able to read. 502 00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:23,379 - Jeremy lives out here, and he has a normal brain, I think. 503 00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:27,517 Maybe I should just quit and move somewhere like this. 504 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,413 My life in New York is not that great. 505 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:34,206 I'm a waiter and I basically live in a closet. 506 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,862 - Okay, well I literally live in a closet, 507 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:39,517 so let's not be rude. 508 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,827 Also, Cary, being a waiter is temporary. 509 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,758 - What if it's not? 510 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,517 I'm 28 and I just 511 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,517 shot a commercial where I smell a fart. 512 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:53,620 I feel like if I was gonna be a famous actor 513 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,655 it would have happened by now. 514 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:58,172 Maybe I just missed my wave. 515 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,862 - Oh. 516 00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:02,758 You are so dumb. 517 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,172 - What? 518 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:06,413 - Chase is your wave. - Ew, no. 519 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,241 - He could be. 520 00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,206 Cary, I'm gonna say this with love. 521 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,103 You are not above all of this. 522 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,862 - I know I-- - I just--I feel like you had 523 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,068 this romantic vision of how this whole thing 524 00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:21,724 was gonna play out for you, and sometimes it just 525 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,344 doesn't happen that way. 526 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:26,137 It happens in a million weird ways. 527 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:30,482 Maybe Chase is your weird way. 528 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:38,793 [laughs] Oh, my God. - What? 529 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:40,137 - Lil Wayne just posted a picture 530 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,965 with Streeter and Lorraine. 531 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,034 - No. - [laughs] 532 00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:46,034 - "I love ChaseDreams. 533 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:50,724 This lil dude wrinkly as hell. #chom" 534 00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,758 - Oh, my God. - Well... 535 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,827 - Is Streeter actually a genius? 536 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,965 - Hey, are you guys with ChaseDreams? 537 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,241 - Yes. - Yeah. 538 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,758 - ♪ And your keys, oh 539 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:05,413 ♪ Your ring of keys 540 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,000 - [flatly] That was beautiful. 541 00:21:07,103 --> 00:21:08,827 - But we can't really do anything. 542 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:13,137 - Okay, so Sandy is a human? - Yeah. 543 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,689 - Yeah, and then Danny's what? He's an alien? 544 00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:18,310 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh, okay, yeah. 545 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:20,275 And then instead of Rydell High they go to... 546 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,000 - Mars High. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 547 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,413 Well, yeah, seems like you really cracked it.