1 00:00:06,793 --> 00:00:08,137 - Buckle up, girls. 2 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:10,586 There's a sexy new singer in town, and guess what. 3 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,482 He just turned 13. 4 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:15,448 - His homemade music video "I Wanna Marry U At Recess" 5 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:18,793 has racked up 22 million views in just three day. 6 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:21,310 - Some in the music industry are already calling him 7 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,344 the next big white kid. 8 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,758 - And that's why we are so lucky to have him in the studio 9 00:00:25,862 --> 00:00:29,103 with today for his first-ever live TV interview. 10 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:32,413 - Please welcome ChaseDreams and his mother Pat. 11 00:00:32,517 --> 00:00:33,551 - Hi, guys. - Good to have you 12 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:35,241 with us today. - Well, thank you so much 13 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:37,172 for having us. - Well, of course. 14 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:39,000 So walk us through this, okay? 15 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:41,413 Did you always want to be a famous singer? 16 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,448 - I actually never really sang before. 17 00:00:43,551 --> 00:00:45,344 I just made this one video for fun, 18 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:47,137 and I guess lots of people liked it. 19 00:00:47,241 --> 00:00:49,034 - Yeah, they sure did. - Sure did, yeah. 20 00:00:49,137 --> 00:00:51,172 - So, Mom, does this kind of talent run in the family? 21 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:52,413 You have other kids, right? 22 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:54,896 - Yes, his older brother Cary is an actor here 23 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,103 in New York City. 24 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:57,655 - He's really good. - Oh, wow. 25 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,310 What kind of work does he do? 26 00:01:00,413 --> 00:01:03,172 - Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role 27 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:06,482 of "Mat At Party Who Smells Fart." 28 00:01:06,586 --> 00:01:08,448 [clears throat] 29 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:10,413 [chuckles] 30 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:15,275 Great party. 31 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,137 Thank you. - Okay, great. 32 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:18,586 Let's go again, but this time, 33 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:22,172 I think the fart is just bigger and better. 34 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:23,724 Does that make sense? 35 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:24,965 - Yeah. 36 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:27,379 - So, Chase, you're only 13 years old. 37 00:01:27,482 --> 00:01:30,482 It's incredible to be so talented at such a young age. 38 00:01:30,586 --> 00:01:32,000 - Well, actually, Kathie Lee, 39 00:01:32,103 --> 00:01:33,482 that's kind of normal in our family. 40 00:01:33,586 --> 00:01:34,965 - Oh. - My oldest, Brooke, 41 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,758 was actually a professional dancer 42 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:37,862 when she was Chase's age. 43 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:38,896 - That's big. 44 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,103 - So what's she doing now? 45 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:41,896 - Um... 46 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,103 [alarm beeping] 47 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:52,103 - [groans] 48 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:55,482 [Le1f's "Wut"] 49 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:57,275 Ehh. 50 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:58,586 - ♪ Came through in the clutch ♪ 51 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:00,103 ♪ Stomping like I'm up in Louboutins ♪ 52 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,379 ♪ Boys they wanna paint me like I'm canvas 53 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:03,137 ♪ To do sumi on 54 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:05,137 ♪ I hate bottled water but whatever I'm pouring Evian ♪ 55 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:07,793 ♪ I'm the kind of john closet dudes wanna go steady on ♪ 56 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:10,275 ♪ Toss my gems up raise the bar young phenomenon ♪ 57 00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:12,793 ♪ I make a kamikaze kamikaze wanna firebomb ♪ 58 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:15,000 ♪ I'm da bomb diggity, got ya moms feelin' me ♪ 59 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:17,068 - So this is... [indistinct]. 60 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:20,241 About 4,000 square feet, lots of-- 61 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:21,965 Brooke, what are you doing up here? 62 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:25,310 - Just getting ready to show this apartment to mister... 63 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,551 - Global Biofund, LLC. 64 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:29,586 - Oh. 65 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:30,551 [laughter] 66 00:02:30,655 --> 00:02:31,896 - All right, you have to tell us, 67 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,344 how did you come up with that fantastic name ChaseDreams? 68 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,000 - It's great. - We love that. 69 00:02:37,103 --> 00:02:39,241 - Well, I actually have that phrase 70 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:40,965 on a decorative rock in my bathroom. 71 00:02:41,068 --> 00:02:42,379 - Of course you do. 72 00:02:42,482 --> 00:02:44,241 - But it also means, like, 73 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:46,344 how it's important to chase dreams. 74 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:48,068 - Wow. - Wow, like, literally. 75 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:50,206 - My family taught me that, 76 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,758 how you've got to live life to the fullest, 77 00:02:51,862 --> 00:02:54,137 'cause you never know when it's all gonna be over, 78 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:57,413 so you've just got to chase dreams. 79 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:02,034 both: [sigh] 80 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,965 - ♪ I-I-I'm a winner 81 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:08,517 - How's everything tasting? 82 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,068 Good. Good. I've been here. 83 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,586 I've been here. Everything's good? 84 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:14,068 Hi. Everything's good? I never left. 85 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:15,689 Hey, you guys finished? I didn't leave. 86 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:17,655 - Cary. 87 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,344 - Hey, Vishant, been here the whole time. 88 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:21,068 - I need to tell you something. 89 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:24,862 Can you go get...the other one? 90 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:27,000 - The other... 91 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,827 gay waiter? 92 00:03:28,931 --> 00:03:30,103 Sure, yeah. 93 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:31,965 [clears throat] 94 00:03:32,068 --> 00:03:35,758 Curtis. 95 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:38,931 - God, I'm already not into whatever this is. 96 00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:40,896 - Yeah. - Hi, Vishant. 97 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,689 - I wanted you both to know 98 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,413 last night at my home 99 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:47,448 my wife and I watched "Brokeback Mountain." 100 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:48,310 - Uh-oh. 101 00:03:48,413 --> 00:03:50,103 - I didn't like it. 102 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:53,517 But I watched it. 103 00:03:54,965 --> 00:03:56,620 - Thank you. - Thank you. 104 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:57,517 - Oh. - Oh. 105 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:58,586 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 106 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:00,344 You are an ally. 107 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,793 - We'll see you at Pride. - Yes. 108 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:03,344 - Thank you, Vishant. - Wear that suit. 109 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:05,413 - We love that suit and those heavy shoes. 110 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:07,310 - Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm glad you're back. 111 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,413 Because I have something important to ask. 112 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,034 Will you marry me at recess? 113 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:12,172 - Oh, my God. 114 00:04:12,275 --> 00:04:14,379 For the record, I'm very happy for him. 115 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,517 - Mm-hmm, am I supposed to believe that read. 116 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,793 - I'm very happy for him. 117 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,482 That's too big of a smile. - Mm-hmm. 118 00:04:19,586 --> 00:04:20,655 How was your audition? 119 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:22,068 - Oh, fine. 120 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:24,241 I mean, I just--I wish-- 121 00:04:24,344 --> 00:04:25,896 I wish I was auditioning for cooler stuff by now. 122 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,517 - All right, first of all, don't knock commercials, okay? 123 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:31,344 I once date a guy; he did one Nasonex B commercial. 124 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:34,620 And after three dates, he bought me this. 125 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:39,206 Oh, I'm not wearing it right now, but it's this big, ugly, 126 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:40,344 disgusting ring, and I love it. 127 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,103 - Great. Well, what went wrong? 128 00:04:42,206 --> 00:04:44,551 - Oh, he always had tiny little balls of toilet paper 129 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:45,724 stuck in his butt hole. 130 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,344 - Okay, that's... 131 00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:49,103 oh, no one who works here, ma'am. 132 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,862 We all have very clean butt holes. 133 00:04:52,965 --> 00:04:54,241 I handled it. 134 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:55,655 - ♪ My friends think I'm crazy ♪ 135 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,793 ♪ But I was thinking maybe 136 00:04:57,896 --> 00:05:01,551 ♪ I wanna marry you at recess ♪ 137 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:04,793 - Brooke, what are you doing? 138 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:07,172 - I'm undercover. 139 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:08,482 Employees aren't allowed to use the gym. 140 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,827 - They're also not allowed to squat in empty apartments. 141 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:12,965 - I have to. 142 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,931 I broke up with Lance. - Oh, no, not Lance. 143 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:16,344 Lance was so hot. 144 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,689 - When he was 25, but now he's 30. 145 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,827 And he still says, "Damn, Daniel." 146 00:05:20,931 --> 00:05:22,448 - But isn't he, like, a shoe designer or something now? 147 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:24,517 That's cool. - No. 148 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,655 No, he has ideas for shoes, and then he draws them 149 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:31,655 and then shoes them to me, and I'm like, "Maybe." 150 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:34,000 And he's had the same day job for six years. 151 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:35,482 - Bitch, so have we. 152 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:38,206 - Yeah, but starting today, I'm gonna find my passion. 153 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:41,000 I'm gonna... 154 00:05:41,103 --> 00:05:42,965 I'm gonna chase dreams. 155 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:44,482 - Oh. 156 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:46,482 Oh, this is because of your brother. 157 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:49,034 - I mean, like, I can do anything, you know? 158 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:51,620 Like, the world is my oyster. 159 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:54,827 Jo, I'm gonna try oysters. 160 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:57,413 - But this is because of a small child. 161 00:05:57,517 --> 00:06:00,137 I just want to make sure I'm clear. 162 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:01,793 - I've got to go to JFK. 163 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,689 The new guy I started seeing just landed. 164 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:04,965 - You're meeting him at the airport? 165 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:08,655 - Yeah, 'cause he's hot, and he has a real job. 166 00:06:08,758 --> 00:06:10,551 I've got to get back out there. 167 00:06:10,655 --> 00:06:13,310 I have seen one dick in four years. 168 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:17,172 This summer, I'm gonna see 50 dicks. 169 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:20,000 - Ew. - No. 170 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:22,068 It's empowering. 171 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:24,379 - Honey, are you sure you can't come have lunch? 172 00:06:24,482 --> 00:06:26,448 We're in Times Square at the Candy Bar. 173 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:27,586 - No, I can't Mom. 174 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:29,448 I have that acting job, remember? 175 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:30,758 - Ooh, that reminds me. 176 00:06:30,862 --> 00:06:33,413 Chase just signed with a big, fancy manager. 177 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:34,551 - He did? 178 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,896 Off of that one song? - Yep. 179 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,206 You know, at first I thought maybe it was the same guy 180 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,275 as your manager. 181 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:40,655 - No, mine's dead. 182 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:42,758 Remember he killed himself in Union Square? 183 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,793 - Oh, yeah, how terrible. 184 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:46,758 Yeah, well, this one is definitely alive, 185 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:48,448 and when I asked, he said he didn't know you, 186 00:06:48,551 --> 00:06:49,965 but you can meet him at dinner tonight. 187 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:51,000 - Okay, that sounds great. 188 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,448 I have to go, Mom. I have work, okay? 189 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:53,896 - Okay, and don't forget you and Brooke 190 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,310 are gonna stay with us at the hotel tonight, okay? 191 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:56,551 - Yes, that's great. That sounds really good. 192 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:57,862 - Kathie Lee paid for it... 193 00:06:57,965 --> 00:06:59,034 - Oh, cool. - My new best friend, 194 00:06:59,137 --> 00:07:00,310 mother of Cassidy and Cody. 195 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:01,689 - Yeah, I know who she is. 196 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:03,482 - We're two moms with a lot of things in common. 197 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:08,034 - Yeah, you both have kids. Okay. 198 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:12,137 And Agnes de Mille died in that building there. 199 00:07:12,241 --> 00:07:13,655 Or the one next to it. 200 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:15,620 But even though she's dead, 201 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:18,275 the spirit of dance lives on in New York City, 202 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:21,000 even when you least expect it. 203 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:22,655 [upbeat music] 204 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:25,482 - ♪ Gotta grab hold of life with all of my might ♪ 205 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:28,793 ♪ Like each moment just might be my last ♪ 206 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,379 ♪ Leave my worries behind 207 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:32,448 ♪ 208 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:35,586 ♪ Leave it all in the past 209 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,793 ♪ Success is my vice and I'm loading the dice ♪ 210 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:41,655 ♪ For the perfect roll every day ♪ 211 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:43,379 ♪ Make it here 212 00:07:43,482 --> 00:07:45,172 ♪ Make it now 213 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:48,448 ♪ Make it all come my way 214 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,275 ♪ I've got so much to live for ♪ 215 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:56,655 ♪ Today 216 00:08:06,206 --> 00:08:07,137 - Hey, there. 217 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:08,413 - Hey. 218 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,241 - I've got 45 minutes till my next flight. 219 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:13,448 - Perfect. I hope you're hungry. 220 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:15,551 - What? No, I don't have time to eat. 221 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:16,724 I've got 45 minutes. 222 00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:20,137 - Oh, no, no. I meant hungry for... 223 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:23,275 - Oh, your pussy? 224 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:25,206 - Yes, 225 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:28,862 my...pussy. 226 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:30,137 - Sorry. Yeah, I thought you meant, like, 227 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:33,413 a burger or fries or, like, hot dog or a taco... 228 00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:35,000 - No. - Or burritos or ice cream 229 00:08:35,103 --> 00:08:35,965 or something like that. 230 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:37,137 Yeah, I'm hungry for your pussy. 231 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:38,413 - Okay. - Yeah, let's chow down. 232 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,655 - [chuckles] 233 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:42,172 Shit. 234 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:44,689 - So, Chase, Hoda and I have heard that you are already 235 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:46,655 quite the hit with the ladies. 236 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:49,965 - Yes, they are nice. 237 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:52,827 - But as I always say, I'm the original dreamer. 238 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:54,413 - That's right, 'cause she is the one 239 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:55,965 who gave me a dream to chase. 240 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,206 - You should put that in your next song. 241 00:08:57,310 --> 00:08:58,689 - Oh, yes. 242 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:00,896 - Oh, they said other people are writing my next song. 243 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,586 - Well, anyway, our sincere apologies to our girl 244 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,068 Kerry Washington, 'cause we ended up 245 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,241 going along with Chase. - So sorry, Kerry... 246 00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:08,689 - They bumped Kerry Washington? 247 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:10,344 What is happening? 248 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:11,275 - What's up, roomie? 249 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:12,620 - Oh, hey. 250 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,275 - You want me to start this over? 251 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,620 "Survivor: Heroes versus Villains." 252 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,551 - That's okay; I've already seen this one, 253 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:21,068 like, seven years ago. 254 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:22,413 - Best finale ever, right? 255 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:26,551 - Yeah, very good. 256 00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:27,965 [clears throat] 257 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:33,172 [heartbeat thumping] 258 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,827 I don't know how you still watch this show. 259 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:40,344 I mean, there's too many close-ups of feet 260 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:41,896 with bug bites. 261 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,724 - [chuckles] You're funny. 262 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,275 [heartbeat thumping] 263 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:56,620 [heartbeat thumping rapidly] 264 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,310 - Mmm. 265 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,620 - Mm-mm-mm. - Mmm. 266 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:07,034 [phone buzzing] - Oh, sorry, gotta run. 267 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,000 - Oh, that--no. 268 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:12,482 - I'll be back at JFK for 70 minutes on Thursday. 269 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,482 - Oh. - Maybe I can meet you 270 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,827 at the baggage carousel bathroom 271 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,586 and kiss you on the lips, 272 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,482 your, uh, private lips. 273 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,344 - Bleh. Uh, listen, Jeff. 274 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,931 As gorgeous as that just sounded, 275 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,620 I think we should just move on, you know. 276 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:31,034 We're both busy, you with work, and me with my quest 277 00:10:31,137 --> 00:10:33,344 to chase dreams. 278 00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:37,448 - Mm. - But you are a great guy. 279 00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,551 And I'm sure you're an even better pilot. 280 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,241 - I'm a flight attendant. 281 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:42,310 - What? 282 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,344 - Yeah, I'm not a pilot. 283 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,034 I'm a flight attendant. 284 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,793 - Can I tell people that you were a pilot? 285 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,000 - What's wrong with being a flight attendant? 286 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:50,172 - Nothing. It's just you're not gay. 287 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,379 - That's homophobic. 288 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,241 - No, it's not. I have a gay brother. 289 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,482 - Yeah, no dur. Everybody does. 290 00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:58,379 Hey, so this has been really, really fun. 291 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,620 - Mm. 292 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:00,931 - You know how to see yourself out? 293 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,310 - Yeah, I just open the door, and I walk out. 294 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:06,724 - Yeah. 295 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,931 - Okay. 296 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,379 - ♪ It's been a long time coming mommy ♪ 297 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,896 ♪ I'm on a roll 298 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,758 ♪ Hear your boy coming with a fat bankroll ♪ 299 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,931 ♪ Stamina with a whole lot of attitude ♪ 300 00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:23,206 - [clears throat] 301 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,586 - I think I'm gonna take a nap. 302 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,068 - Um, do you, uh, 303 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,965 do you want me to lay with you or... 304 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:36,689 - [chuckles] Well, that might be weird. 305 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,931 - Yeah. - Since we're just roommates. 306 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:39,793 - Yeah, no. - And I'm straight, so... 307 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,689 - Yeah, yeah, you know, I know. 308 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,620 - But we're cool, right, dude? 309 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,517 - Oh, yeah. No, no, no, we're cool. 310 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,586 We're cool, cool, cool, cool. 311 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,275 - Yeah, fo sho, fo sho. 312 00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:49,517 Yeah, all right, cool, cool. 313 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,551 My playa. 314 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:54,448 All right, um, I'm gonna take a nap too. 315 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,137 [clears throat] I'm pretty tired. 316 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,206 - ♪ It's been a long time coming mommy ♪ 317 00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,551 ♪ I'm on a roll 318 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:00,965 ♪ Hear my boy coming with a fat ♪ 319 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,448 - [snoring] 320 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,344 [gentle piano music] 321 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:13,344 ♪ 322 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:23,275 - [sighs] 323 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:26,172 [airplane engine roaring] 324 00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:33,206 ♪ 325 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:43,275 - What? 326 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,655 - God, I mean, maybe he is straight. 327 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:47,241 - No, okay, he's initiating this stuff. 328 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,689 Plus, I can feel his boner through his shorts. 329 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:52,689 - Well, what kind of shorts? 330 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:56,103 - Red mesh basketball shorts. 331 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,137 - I'm sorry. 332 00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,965 - Ugh, I mean, he does bring girls over 333 00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:03,448 to the place sometimes, and he still watches "Survivor," 334 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:04,517 which is, like... 335 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,620 both: Violently straight. 336 00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,103 - But I don't know. 337 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,206 I think he's bisexual, because it's not 2010 anymore. 338 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,620 Those people are real now. They exist. 339 00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,344 - Yeah, I mean, I'm basically bisexual. 340 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,379 - No, you're not. 341 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,275 You just dress up for Pride. 342 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,034 - Okay, whatever. 343 00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:23,862 Listen, Cary, hey, I love you, but you've got to stop this. 344 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,793 You need to try being in a real relationship, 345 00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,344 like what me and Lance had. 346 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,862 - You and Lance didn't fuck for a year. 347 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,965 - That's just because he dabbed all the time. 348 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:33,931 Whatever. 349 00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,000 Tonight's all about ChaseDreams. 350 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:39,000 I do not want to talk about... 351 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,310 Lance? 352 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,241 - Hell yeah. 353 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:47,620 Lance, what are you doing here? 354 00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,689 And why is your finger broken? 355 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,655 - Oh, turns out I can't do a backflip. 356 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,172 - Brookie, hi. 357 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,275 Of course I invited Lance. 358 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,448 He's your boyfriend. 359 00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,724 And my Care Bear. 360 00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,551 - Mom, love the ensemble. 361 00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:04,689 - Thank you. It's from the Candy Bar. 362 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,310 - No, I meant the jacket. 363 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,310 - Yeah, Candy Bar. 364 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,344 - Wow. 365 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,862 - So, guys, we're just right back here. 366 00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:14,827 Cary was kind enough to get us the VIP table. 367 00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,655 - So, Lance, are you still at Foot Locker? 368 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,655 - No, he's at Google now. 369 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,241 - Hey, hey, hey, these the sibs? 370 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,413 - I think so. 371 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,310 - This is Chase's new manager. 372 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,379 - Streeter. 373 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,758 I've heard so much about you two. 374 00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,172 Whoo, I mean, 375 00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:32,206 but I promise you I will take care of your little bro. 376 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,241 - Yeah, sure. 377 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,517 - He's a special dude. 378 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,862 He's--he's talented, yet he's humble, 379 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:40,448 also sexy, but he's a businessman. 380 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,034 He's 13, but an icon. 381 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,724 And girls are horny for him, yet they respect him, 382 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:46,862 and he respects them. 383 00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,724 He respects everyone. 384 00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:51,413 He is everything... 385 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,344 to me. 386 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:59,137 He's my best friend. 387 00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,931 - Well, it's very nice to meet all of what you are. 388 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,448 - Cary, Cary, come. 389 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,448 - Hey, Vishant, I'm actually-- I'm not working tonight. 390 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,931 I just-- 391 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,379 - I wanted you to know I saw another gay film today. 392 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,103 It had way more sex than "Brokeback Mountain." 393 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,172 But I think I liked it better. 394 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:21,586 It was called "Cody Rides Tristan." 395 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,551 - I think that was a porn, Vishant. 396 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:24,965 [glass dinging] 397 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:28,034 - I just want to say thank you all so very much 398 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,620 for coming to celebrate Chase's big day. 399 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:31,965 - Wait. Where is Chase? 400 00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:34,551 - Oh, yeah, that's my B. 401 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,827 I biffed it right out of the gate. 402 00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,448 - What happened? 403 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,448 - I just wanted to get his little body jacked up 404 00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,344 for the Kids Choice Awards. 405 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,793 He's presenting Best Kiss next month with Meghan Trainor. 406 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:46,827 - Ha. - Yeah. 407 00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:47,931 - He is? - Yeah. 408 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,965 So I told him he can only have, like, 409 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:53,758 a dozen raw eggs for lunch, and he's lying on the floor 410 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,275 back at the hotel room on a tarp. 411 00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:56,620 - Damn, Daniel. 412 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,103 - No. - No, no. 413 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,482 - No, no. - That's done. 414 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,482 - But we can still celebrate my children who are here. 415 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,310 Because I'm equally proud of both of you. 416 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,965 To my Care Bear, who's working so hard at becoming an actor. 417 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,448 - Oh. - I am an actor now, Mom. 418 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:12,793 I'm--I'm acting. 419 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:15,034 - And Brookie, my little dancing queen. 420 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,310 - I haven't danced in 12 years. 421 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:20,931 - And Lance, America's next top shoe designer. 422 00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,413 - Thank you. You know what? 423 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,379 I actually came up with three new ideas for shoes today. 424 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,517 One: laces on the bottom. 425 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,689 Two: shoes but invisible. 426 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,137 Three: edible shoes. 427 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,965 - Wait, I'm sorry, so you just walk around in the shoes 428 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,931 all day and then eat them? 429 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,310 - Hell yeah if you're hungry. - Oh, my God. 430 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,931 I wish it was still okay to say "retarded." 431 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:41,655 - Ho, no, wait, mamacita, ChaseDreams loves all people 432 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,344 of all mental faculties. 433 00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,827 - Jesus Christ. - Yes, even Jesus Christ. 434 00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,310 - Oh, my God, Mom, I broke up with Lance. 435 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,758 - What? - Yes, two weeks ago. 436 00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,241 - Oh, honey. 437 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,620 Are you doing okay? - Yes, I'm great. 438 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,172 I'm way better than I was before. 439 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,000 No offense, Lance. - What? 440 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,896 - 'Cause I finally get to figure out what it is 441 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,137 that I want to do with my life. 442 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,931 I already decided that I'm gonna see 50... 443 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:03,965 - States. - States. 444 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,172 both: States. 445 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,379 - I'm gonna travel. - See 'em all. 446 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,827 - I'm gonna drive across the country. 447 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:08,931 I'm gonna be a travel agent, travel writer, 448 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,344 travel photographer, all the things, Mom... 449 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,379 - More wine. - Because, you know, 450 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,827 I'm free to be me, which rhymed. 451 00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:17,793 I'm gonna be a rapper, rap critic. 452 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,793 The point is, Mom, is that I'm rock solid. 453 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,724 We both are. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:24,034 - Cary had a callback today. 455 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,517 - Cary. - Hey. 456 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,482 - Bravo. 457 00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:28,689 - Go, Care. 458 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,758 - Yay. - It's really--it's nothing. 459 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:36,103 It's just...it's a commercial where I smell a fart. 460 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,103 Yeah, I just--I just go, like... 461 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,793 - Oh, that was good. 462 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,000 It was very natural. 463 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,586 - Full disclosure: I just farted moments ago, 464 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:48,793 so--it's the eggs. 465 00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,137 - I do smell it now. 466 00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,793 - Anyway, the point is, Mom, we might not be the hot 467 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:56,034 new twink or whatever, 468 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:59,689 but all three of your kids are hot, 469 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,482 equally successful millennials. 470 00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,827 - What? You guys aren't millennials. 471 00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,068 - Yeah, we are. - We Googled it. 472 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,379 - We looked it up. both: It's 1982 and after. 473 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:06,482 - So that's-- - Well, actually, 474 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,379 Chance is Gen Z. 475 00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,000 - It's Chase. - His name is Chase. 476 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,793 - Yeah, what did I say? 477 00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:13,620 - Brookie, honey, listen to me. 478 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,827 I don't care if any of you are famous as long as you're happy. 479 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,655 That's all that matters to me. 480 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,724 Okay, both of you, come on, come on right now. 481 00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,482 I want you to give me a hug. Come around the table. 482 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,827 - Mom. - Right now. 483 00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,172 - Ugh. - I love you both so much. 484 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,689 But be careful of the studs, 'cause they're very sharp. 485 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,758 - Love you, Mom. - Love you, Mom. 486 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,931 - Love you too. 487 00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:37,172 - This hotel room in insane. 488 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,517 - Look at all this shit. 489 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:44,068 These are all gifts from an adult to a child. 490 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,000 - "Congratulations on your big hit. 491 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:47,896 "Think of me for your future projects. 492 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,620 Your fan, Debra Messing." 493 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,000 - Oh, Debra. - Debra, no. 494 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,896 - Hey, can I sleep with you guys? 495 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,241 both: Hey. 496 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,931 - Oh, come on. - Yeah. 497 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,448 You feeling better? 498 00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,172 - Yeah. 499 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,965 I'm still kind of sick, though. - Yeah. 500 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:07,000 - We heard about all those eggs. 501 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,655 - Mom said you got a callback for a commercial 502 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,793 and it could maybe be on TV? 503 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,758 - I did. I did, yeah. 504 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:14,827 - That's awesome. 505 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,965 - Yeah. - Thank you. Thanks. 506 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,896 - Hey, did you have fun today? 507 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,517 - It was okay. 508 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,896 Streeter made them put makeup on my arms. 509 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,620 - [chuckling] 510 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,827 - [chuckles] - Did they look stupid? 511 00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:28,827 - No. - No, no, no. 512 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,034 - They looked gorgeous. 513 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,103 - Are you excited to go back to Ohio tomorrow? 514 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:38,000 - Yeah, but can we hang out again next week? 515 00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,482 - Like, in New York? 516 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:43,000 - Yeah, Streeter says I'm gonna be out here a lot. 517 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:46,655 I might do school online. 518 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,862 - Cool. - Cool. 519 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,517 - That's great. 520 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,827 That's good for you. 521 00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:02,827 - I miss Dad. 522 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:06,379 - Yeah, me too. 523 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:11,068 - Okay, well, I think I'm gonna go to sleep. 524 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:12,793 - All right, bud. - Okay. 525 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,103 - [whispers] This is crazy. 526 00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:19,482 - [whispers] Oh, my God. 527 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,931 - Is he gonna be, like, legit famous? 528 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,000 - No. There's no way. 529 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,137 - Yeah, no, right? 530 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:28,758 I mean, how big could he really get? 531 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,413 [dramatic musical flourish] 532 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:34,586 [bell dings] 533 00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:38,448 [upbeat music] 534 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,689 - ♪ Girl since the age of ten ♪ 535 00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,620 ♪ I knew that I would spend 536 00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:46,586 ♪ My whole life with you 537 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,551 ♪ 'Cause girl you're the cutest girl ♪ 538 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,620 ♪ IN the entire world 539 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:53,068 ♪ And I would die for you 540 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,551 ♪ 'Cause when we are together ♪ 541 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,655 ♪ I could play forever 542 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,862 ♪ I like your blues eyes and green dress ♪ 543 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,827 ♪ My friends think I'm crazy 544 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,965 ♪ But I was thinking maybe 545 00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:09,620 ♪ I wanna marry you at recess ♪ 546 00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,068 ♪ Uh-huh 547 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:14,827 - I mean, I don't not get it. 548 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,931 - ♪ More than a couple we could be a team ♪ 549 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,827 ♪ And together chase dreams 550 00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,241 - Quick question: does my character, 551 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,827 does he want to be a this party? 552 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,206 - Hmm, that's a good question. 553 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,034 Ethan? 554 00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:29,000 - Um, I think you're just sort of, like, whatever, 555 00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,482 and then the fart. 556 00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:31,827 - Okay, did you get that? 557 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,413 You're just sort of, like, whatever, and then the fart. 558 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:34,620 - Great.