1 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:09,576 - This is so fancy. - First class to LA, baby! 2 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,244 Doesn't get much better than this. 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,079 - Thanks for buying my ticket. - Of course! 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,914 You've never flown up here before, 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,050 and you needed to experience it. 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,020 It's just so much nicer than being back there in coach 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,888 with the trash. It's rude to say, 8 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:24,557 but the people back there can be so tacky. 9 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,027 Whereas up here, they're more refined. 10 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,762 - Pff. Totally. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,431 I mean, these are the upper echelons of society. 12 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,099 - Yeah. - They're the elites. 13 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,201 - Which is why it makes sense that we're up here 14 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,337 because we're elites now, too. 15 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,172 Oh God, can you imagine being surrounded 16 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:41,341 by a bunch of crying babies right now? 17 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,376 - Oh, I know, gross. 18 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,412 - Can I offer you two a welcome drink? 19 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,180 - Oh! Um... - Oh! 20 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,249 - Yes, please! - Yes, please! 21 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,085 - Thank you. 22 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:53,686 To us. - To us. 23 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:56,790 - Mmm... - Mmm! 24 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,194 - Lance says everything looks good at the venue 25 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,363 for Chase's show tomorrow. - I can't believe 26 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,632 Lance put together an entire fashion show. 27 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,634 - I know. He's been so on top of it. 28 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,235 I think the show's gonna be really legit. 29 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:10,537 Anna Wintour is coming! 30 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:13,706 - She is? - Yeah, she and Chase text. 31 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:16,142 Also, I got Alessia Cara's email 32 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,645 and personally invited her, too. 33 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,780 - You mean your peer in the industry? 34 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,483 - Cary, I actually do think we're peers now. 35 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,485 I mean, I'm killing it with Chase and Mom. 36 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,087 She'd be lucky to meet me. 37 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:28,655 - Oh my God, Brooke. - I really think 38 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,157 she could come! I mean, I haven't heard back, 39 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,659 and she is currently in London, 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,161 and it's a 12-hour flight from London 41 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,597 for a--how long's a fashion show? 42 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,933 - Seven minutes? - Oof. Still. 43 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,634 She could come! - Sure, Brooke. 44 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,570 - Okay, no more work talk, please. 45 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,072 Mom and Chase fly out tomorrow. 46 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,241 That means I have one whole day to myself 47 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:49,676 to not think about work. 48 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,945 I don't even want people knowing I'm a manager. 49 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,114 - Yes! 50 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,850 This guy I messaged on Grindr in LA just got back to me. 51 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,852 - Ooh, what are you guys talking about? 52 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,187 - Well, I said hi, and he just sent me 53 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,156 a photo of his full butthole. 54 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,791 - Cary, you have to send him one back. 55 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,460 - That's-- I dunno. 56 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,462 Maybe I should. 57 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,431 - Wait...really? 58 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,299 - I mean, I wanna be having more sex. 59 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,869 And after Dean Brennon, it's nice that this is 60 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,939 a real live gay guy who wants to actually fuck me. 61 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,342 I'm gonna do it? 62 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,345 Yeah! I'm going to take a photo of my butthole 63 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,813 and send it to this man. 64 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,716 - Cary, this is such beautiful progress. 65 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,284 - Thank you, sister. 66 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,723 - You taking a hole pic, too? 67 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,625 - Yeah. 68 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:45,398 - I love this flight from New York to LA. 69 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,867 - Sorry, what? - I was just saying 70 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,802 I love this flight from New York to LA. 71 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:53,006 There's always so many people in the industry on board. 72 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,575 - Oh. Yeah. 73 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,578 - Last week, Teri Hatcher was where you are. 74 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,513 I got to pick her brain about "Desperate Housewives" 75 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,748 the whole flight. 76 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,917 - How fun for her. 77 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,518 - Are you in the industry? 78 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,921 - No, no. 79 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,224 - I thought I heard you're a manager. 80 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:14,694 - Oh, yes, I am, of a... UPS store. 81 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,996 So, not what you were looking for. 82 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,831 I'll see you when the snacks come by. 83 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,870 - Okay, how do we do this? 84 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,513 Oh my God, that's what you are? 85 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,886 Okay, well, that made it look enormous. 86 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,058 - Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX-- 87 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:47,927 - Aw. That one's actually kinda pretty. 88 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,797 Okay, hope I did it right. 89 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,031 - Is it a picture of your butthole? 90 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:53,566 - Yeah. - Is there shit 91 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,901 pouring out of it? - No. 92 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,302 - Then I think you did it right. 93 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,539 - Okay, I'm sending it. 94 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,610 Now I can just enjoy the rest of the flight. 95 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,778 Let's see what movies they have. 96 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,817 - Oh. That guy on Grindr sent me his hole. 97 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,419 It's pretty good. - Let me see. 98 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,155 Holy shit, this is Cary Dubek! 99 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,957 - Wait, the actor? How do you know? 100 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,892 - 'Cause it's a live photo. When you press it, 101 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,328 you can see his face at the beginning, concentrating. 102 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,497 Look. Just hold it down. 103 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,400 - Oh, Mike, this is insane! - I know. 104 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,068 You have to text this to me. 105 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,004 - Okay, but don't send it to anybody else. 106 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,505 - I won't. 107 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,507 - Why did Mike just send me 108 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,009 a picture of a butthole? 109 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,511 Oh, wait, it's live. 110 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,313 Oh my God, it's Cary Dubek. 111 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:43,249 - What? You have to send that to me. 112 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,851 - Ooh, me too. 113 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,352 - It's his full hole! 114 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,687 - Whose hole? - Cary Dubek's. 115 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,088 - Ooh, PopChips! 116 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,523 - Oh God, you have to send that to me. 117 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,824 - Send it to all of us. 118 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,426 - So, you were just 119 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:54,827 on the subway and this was airdropped to you? 120 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,596 - Yeah. He must be freaking out. 121 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,197 - You have to send this to the "Frozen" thread. 122 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,999 - I'm gonna send it to the whole Broadway one, 123 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,601 'cause you know the "Wicked" guys are gonna want it, too. 124 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,635 - Welcome 125 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,037 to sunny Los Angeles 126 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,039 where the local time is19 P.M. 127 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,008 - That's weird. 128 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,543 I just got a text from this gay guy 129 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,012 I used to dance with who lives in Montreal now. 130 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,715 "Just wanted to make sure your brother saw this." 131 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,784 And there's a photo... 132 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,453 Hold on, it's still loading. 133 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:22,855 - Oh! - Ohhhhhh! 134 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,891 - Oh my God, my hole is everywhere! 135 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,726 How did this happen? It's on LeakedMeat! 136 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,394 - It is? - Yes! This sucks. 137 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,563 - I know, I love that site! Now I can't go on 138 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,832 without seeing my brother's hole--again? 139 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,401 Hi, checking in, Brooke Dubek. 140 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,903 - Isn't this place fancy? 141 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,404 I heard this is where the celebs stay. 142 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,406 - Oh, shit. - Are you in the industry? 143 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,008 - Nope. I make... 144 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,209 toilets. - Fuck! 145 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:44,644 - Oh. - Yeah. 146 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,080 So I guess that's the end of this convo, huh? 147 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,582 - Oh my God, it's spreading to every celeb porn site. 148 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,084 What's FapNation? - Fuck, Cary. 149 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,986 I'm so sorry I told you to send your hole. 150 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,089 I guess I forgot that you're, like, famous now. 151 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,523 - What? I'm not famous! 152 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,759 - Yes, you are! Night Nurse, Dean Brennon? 153 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,661 - Neither of those are real. - Doesn't matter. 154 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,763 You can't go on Grindr like a regular person anymore. 155 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,231 Honestly, you should kinda be proud. 156 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,699 - I truly don't know how this happened. 157 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,101 I didn't even tell this guy who I was! 158 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,869 - Wait. You didn't? - No! 159 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,105 I mean, my profile says "Cary, 29, Actor," 160 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,941 I don't show my face. He must have just guessed. 161 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,175 - Then this is great! 162 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,844 You can just deny it's your hole. 163 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,612 I mean, it's your word against his. 164 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,414 - Yeah! Yeah, you're right. 165 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:22,949 What do I do? 166 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,384 - I dunno, go on Instagram Live 167 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,752 and say it wasn't you. 168 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,787 And then literally put this behind you 169 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,389 and go fuck someone else. 170 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:30,556 - Right. - Here you go, 171 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,091 two Royal Executive Suites 172 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:35,762 and a full-day spa package for one of the rooms. 173 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,930 - Everyone needs a toilet. 174 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,799 - Okay..."Hey, guys. 175 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,535 A butthole has recently been brought to my atten--" 176 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,203 No. "Hello. Some of you 177 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,139 have seen a lewd photograph of a bottom--" 178 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,609 It's too formal. "Hey, y'all--" Okay, obviously not that. 179 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:58,117 Hey, guys. Cary Dubek here. 180 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:02,488 Apparently, there is a photo of a butthole going around, 181 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,425 and some people are saying that it's mine, 182 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:09,262 so I just wanted to pop on here and clear some things up. 183 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,631 It is not my butthole, 184 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:15,101 I've never sent my butthole to anyone... 185 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,603 Okay, we're getting some comments. 186 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:22,275 Marc says, "It's definitely your hole, dude." 187 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:28,281 Okay. Again, Marc, it is not my hole. 188 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:29,849 Okay, Marc now says, 189 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:33,653 "LOL it was a live photo, dude." 190 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,358 Okay, uh, Marc, I don't know what you mean by live, but-- 191 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,861 "When you press it, it moves 192 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,530 and your face is in it..." 193 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,035 Uh...I-- 194 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,704 Well, I don't know whose face that is. 195 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,341 Okay, Ron says, "You're also wearing the same sweater now 196 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,109 as you are in the photo." 197 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:00,880 Well, guess that is just a coinciden--And, Kyle says, 198 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,783 "LOL, you just made this so much worse, dude." 199 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,385 All right, guys, well, thanks so much for the feedback. 200 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,787 This has been super fun. 201 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,456 I do have to run, so peace and love, y'all! 202 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,625 God--ohhh! 203 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,861 - Mmm... 204 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,132 - Mind if I join you? - Ughhh. 205 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,001 Sure. 206 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,242 - So are you in the-- - Nope! 207 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,677 I'm not in the industry. I'm... 208 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,247 what's the most boring job you can think of? 209 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,482 - An accountant? - Yep! That's what I am. 210 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,251 Night, night. 211 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,252 Uhh--ooh-- 212 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,920 - Oh! - Oh, fuck! 213 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,524 Oh...what the hell? 214 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,093 - Oh my God, your teeth. 215 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,661 - What? Oh no, I'm fine. 216 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,830 I'm just...I'm bleeding. 217 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,099 - It's okay. I met a dentist at the hot tub earlier. 218 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,268 Let me go get them. - No, please. 219 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,104 I do not wanna talk to a dentist. 220 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,505 - Here she is! 221 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:03,109 Here's the woman who told me she was a dentist. 222 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,443 - Hi. 223 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:08,281 - Alessia Cara. 224 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,882 She came. 225 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,222 - Mr. Dubek, the lawyer will see you now. 226 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:23,296 - Hi, um, this is embarrassing, 227 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,432 but I need help getting a photo of my, uh, 228 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:29,902 BH off the internet? - Sorry! 229 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,305 Wrong office. It's the one next door. 230 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,241 - Oh, okay. Thank you for your time. 231 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:40,279 - Hi there, I need help getting a photo of my BH-- 232 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:42,114 - The office next door the other way. 233 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,650 - Okay, well, why don't you just bring me there? 234 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,654 - How's it looking, Doctor? - It's hard to say. 235 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,124 - Honestly, really, I am fine. - Relax, you're in good hands. 236 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,926 When I asked her where she went to school, 237 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,561 she said Dentist University. 238 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,663 - Ah. - Sounds like one of 239 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,632 the main ones. And this lady's an accountant. 240 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:00,833 - Yeah. - Cool. 241 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,234 - Uh-huh. - Okay, I'm gonna 242 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,303 go get some towels-- I'll be right back. 243 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,342 - Okay, you do know I'm not a dentist, right? 244 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,810 - Uh, yeah, I am well aware 245 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,678 that you are pop singer Alessia Cara. 246 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,981 - Okay. - It's insane she believed you. 247 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,849 You look like a full gorgeous child. 248 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,184 - Yeah. - And actually, 249 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,619 I'm not an accountant. I'm-- 250 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,654 - Brooke Dubek. 251 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,191 - Wait, did I say my name or did you? 252 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,859 - I did. I know who you are. 253 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,694 - You do? - Okay, here are the towels. 254 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,797 Anything else, Doctor? - Yes, yep, she needs gloves. 255 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,133 So you should probably leave, get us gloves. 256 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,769 - Oh, and floss! - You got it! 257 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,204 - Wait--why floss? 258 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,839 - Well, I'm not a dentist, 259 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,874 but I can tell you very clearly you need to floss. 260 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,210 - Oh. Cool. 261 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,811 - Shouldn't be a problem to get the photo down. 262 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:46,946 We can send cease and desists 263 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,280 to the websites that have it. 264 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,282 - Great, great. Thank you. Thanks. 265 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,218 - I'm assuming it's on all the usual suspects? 266 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,387 LeakedMeat? - Yes. 267 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,655 - FapNation? - Yes. 268 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,056 - CelebrityAss.cum? - Yes. 269 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,891 - CelebrityCum.ass? - We don't have to 270 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,326 keep saying them all out loud, but yeah. 271 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,861 I also need to send one to Twitter, 272 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,963 'cause I tried to deny it was me in the photo 273 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,631 but didn't realize my face was in it, 274 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,999 so people are making fun of me 275 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,501 and posting memes and stuff-- 276 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,070 - Oh, that's bad. - Yeah. Bowen Yang from "SNL" 277 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,739 even made a lip-sync of my denial video. 278 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,841 - Can I see it? - Yeah. 279 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,579 - "Hey, guys, Cary Dubek here. 280 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,684 Apparently, there is a photo of a butthole going around, 281 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,519 and some people are saying--" - This is great. 282 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,421 - Yeah, he's very talented. - Oh, hold on, it's not done. 283 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,989 - "So I just wanted to pop on here..." 284 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,058 - I feel bad lying to people, obviously. 285 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,993 It's just sometimes I just kind of want time to myself 286 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,829 to not have to like, talk about the industry, you know. 287 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,998 - Yeah, I totally get it. - It's actually kind of funny 288 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,067 you were doing the same exact thing. 289 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,335 - I guess we're basically the same. 290 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:47,540 Some might even say we're peers in the industry. 291 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,774 - Yeah. 292 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,511 - Sorry. So you would say we're peers in the industry? 293 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:53,913 - What do you mean? Yeah. 294 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,614 It's actually really lucky this happened. 295 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,049 I've been meaning to meet you for a very long time. 296 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,718 - This is everything I ever wanted. 297 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,886 - Everything that you've done for Chase and his career, 298 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:04,123 like the fashion line, the cologne--Bambi! 299 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,892 I would kill for a career like his. 300 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,095 All I do is sing. It's humiliating. 301 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,730 Ask me what percent of the Nets I own. 302 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,465 - What percent? - No percent. 303 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,100 I've never even been sued. 304 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,035 - Oh, you should absolutely have been sued by now. 305 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,737 Even I've been sued. - Thank you! 306 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,572 This is exactly what I have been meaning 307 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,308 to talk to you about actually-- I haven't really been psyched 308 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,810 on my managers lately, so I was maybe wondering-- 309 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,445 - Okay, I got the gloves and the floss. 310 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,748 - Get the fuck out, Donna! 311 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,317 - Okay, Marc now says, "LOL, it was a live photo--" 312 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,618 God, I love him. 313 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,286 And it's so nice to see someone pop 314 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,122 right away on "SNL," you know? - Yes, the whole new cast 315 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,656 is really coming into their own. 316 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,091 I'm sorry, can we get back to me, please? 317 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,993 - Of course. I can see why 318 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,962 you'd wanna send a cease and desist to Twitter. 319 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,330 - Thank you, yeah. - Unfortunately, 320 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,798 that's not a thing you can do. 321 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,666 It's Twitter. Once you're on Twitter 322 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,735 you're, legally speaking, fucked. 323 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,003 - Oh my God. 324 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,272 Sorry. 325 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,640 Hey. - Cary! 326 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,175 You are not gonna believe this! 327 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,178 Alessia Cara just asked me to manage her! 328 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,247 - Wait, what? She's here? - Yeah. 329 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,283 She came, knew who I was, called me her peer out loud, 330 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,985 and then asked me to manage her! 331 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,287 - That is literally so insane. - I know. 332 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,523 She's going on tour on Monday, and she wants me to come along 333 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,192 to discuss the next "phase of her career." 334 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,361 - Holy shit. Are you gonna do it? 335 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,862 - Yeah! I mean... 336 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,298 Chase is killing it, Mom has two hit shows 337 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,001 'cause of me. I think I can do this. 338 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,335 Where are you? I wanna celebrate! 339 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,937 - Yeah. I-I want to, but I'm busy 340 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,472 getting fucked like left and right. 341 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,674 - Oh my God, is this just how you talk now? 342 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,309 Okay, well, have fun. - All right, bye. 343 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,212 Okay, so, what are my options here? 344 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,647 - You just have to wait it out. 345 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,148 You'll be made fun of a little longer, 346 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,184 then people will move on. The worst is over-- 347 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,053 - Holy shit, wait, oh my God, it's on TV now? 348 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,455 - A lewd photograph of Cary Dubek, 349 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,124 who's recently been linked to Dean Brennon 350 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,026 and stars in the upcoming film "Night Nurse"... 351 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,561 - Both not real. 352 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,229 - Is making the rounds on Twitter. 353 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,131 And now Skypoint Airlines... - Oh, God. 354 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,834 - CEO Carson Bell has been forced to issue a statement. 355 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,402 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - "Skypoint 356 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,237 "is a family airline. We condemn the way 357 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,573 "Mr. Dubek used his butt in our lavatory. 358 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,807 - What? - "Our customers should be 359 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,342 "able to kick back, relax, 360 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,811 "and use their bare toes to select a movie 361 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,413 "without this disgusting behavior 362 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,348 happening next to them." - How does he even know 363 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,516 I took it on a plane? Even if it is live, 364 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,051 you can't tell where I am! 365 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,186 - Did you watch it with the sound on? 366 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,888 Live photos also have sound. 367 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,723 - Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX-- 368 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,258 - God damn it! 369 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,895 I know this isn't your fault, but I do not like you. 370 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,932 - Yo, what's up, dude? 371 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,201 - Hey, so I just got some pretty big news, 372 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,669 and I could think of no friend 373 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,504 I would rather celebrate with than you. 374 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,174 - Cary's busy? - Yeah, he's getting railed. 375 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,942 But, um, I kind of was hoping you and Leah 376 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,712 would wanna drink some champagne with me, please? 377 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,614 - She actually doesn't get in 'til tomorrow, 378 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,683 but hell yeah, I'm down. What're we celebrating? 379 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,619 - Okay, so you know Alessia Cara? 380 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,853 - Of course. 381 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,455 - Hey Shuli, are you here yet? 382 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,623 I could really use your help-- 383 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725 Oh, thank God. Shuli. 384 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,060 You're a publicist. Maybe you can do something. 385 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,029 - She's not a publicist. She's a milkman. 386 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,464 - That's right. I'm a milkman. 387 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,099 - No, I don't have time for this, okay? 388 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,967 My butthole was just on the news! 389 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,235 - What? 390 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,703 - Shit, Busy Phillips 391 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,472 just retweeted the clip! 392 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,540 "Everybody needs to see this. 393 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,110 "Skypoint Airlines is homophobic. 394 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,146 @CaryDubek, I stand with you and your hole"? 395 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,748 No, Busy! 396 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,051 Don't stand with my hole. You're making this worse. 397 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,121 - I'm not sure why you need a publicist--this is great. 398 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,290 You just keep getting more and more famous. 399 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:28,093 Then again, what do I know? I sell milk. 400 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,662 - Deliver it? - Collect. 401 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,931 - I don't wanna be famous for this. 402 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,966 God, I finally got confidence to send someone 403 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,902 a picture of my butthole, and it ruins my life. 404 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,337 I gotta find this guy. 405 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,739 I am literally gonna beat the shit out of him. 406 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,942 Says he's 4 miles away. 407 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,144 4.1. He's this way. 408 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,150 - Ladies and gentlemen, she didn't know 409 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,019 what she was gonna do with her life ten months ago 410 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:58,524 but was just asked to manage Alessia Cara! 411 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,527 Give it up for Brooooke 412 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,529 Dubeeeek! 413 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,799 - Hey-ohhh! 414 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,334 You see that? Hey-ah! 415 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,135 - Yeah! - Uhh! 416 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,537 - Let's go! 417 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,005 Yeah, yeah! - Uhh! Uhh! 418 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,540 - And how many nuggets are in an order? 419 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,709 Okay, we will do six orders of nuggets. 420 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,344 Oh, and are they in a shape? 421 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,679 Like, are they a dinosaur or are they just round? 422 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,115 Round. Okay, that's fine. 423 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,384 - Okay, he was the 16th president of the United States. 424 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,186 - Alessia Cara! - Yes! 425 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,321 Okay, he directed "E.T." - Uh... 426 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,622 Alessia Cara! - Yes. 427 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,991 Just watch this. 428 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,728 - Ohh... 429 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,129 Oh! - Wah! 430 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,064 - Aah! - Ha ha ha ha ha! 431 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,201 - And do you have tater tots? 432 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,470 We will also do six orders of tater tots. 433 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,305 And can we get some cheese? 434 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,973 "On what?" A plate. 435 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,142 - Lance, you always call 436 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,577 right when I'm taking a shit! 437 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,579 - What's up, Aunt Connie? - Hi, Connie. 438 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,080 - Wait, is that Brooke? 439 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,418 - Honey Pistachio, Lavender Rosemary, Chocolate. 440 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,387 I think our kids just want chocolate. 441 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,391 - Connie, Brooke, just got asked to manage Alessia Cara. 442 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:09,228 - Oh, honey, that is amazing. I'm so proud of you. 443 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,929 Who is Alessia Cara? 444 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,699 - Aah! Ha ha! 445 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,834 - Ho! - Whoo! 446 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,176 - What? 447 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,215 Hi, um...can I go inside here? 448 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,383 - Password. 449 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,285 - Please, I need to... 450 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,387 talk to someone about my hole. 451 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,789 - Yep. That's it. - What? 452 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,123 - Right through the double doors. 453 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,292 You can check your clothes inside. 454 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,927 - Check my clothes? 455 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,212 - Hey, Hole! Congrats on Busy! 456 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,082 - Thank you, sir. 457 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,552 - Oh hey, you again! 458 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,821 We've had two very different days. 459 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,257 - Yup. - But congrats on Busy! 460 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,329 - Wait, Cary Dubek? 461 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,798 It's me. - Cameron? 462 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:24,503 How are you here too? And where's...Nooner? 463 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,439 - Oh, our pilot didn't get picked up, so we got divorced. 464 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,808 And now I'm this. 465 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,311 Yeah, I live here in LA, and I'm dating this new guy. 466 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,180 His name's Aaron Schock. You wanna meet him? 467 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,015 I think he's here somewhere. 468 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,517 Aaron! - Sorry, No, no. 469 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,952 I'm a little busy right now. 470 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,353 - Oh, that reminds me. 471 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,489 I saw on Twitter. Congrats on-- 472 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,923 - Busy. Yes, thank you. 473 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,593 - No, Julianne Moore. 474 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,595 - Wait, what? 475 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,931 - Yeah, you know what's pretty cool to think about? 476 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:53,932 - What? 477 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,701 - This... - Oh! 478 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,871 - Is one of the best days of your entire life, 479 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306 and you're still in it. Like, you're in one of 480 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,476 the best days of your life ever... 481 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,879 right...now. 482 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,381 That is such a parody 483 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,183 of something you say when you're high. 484 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,886 - I'm serious, B. It's cool. 485 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,222 - Yeah. No, yeah, I mean, it is cool. 486 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,857 And you're always gonna remember tomorrow. 487 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,226 I mean, you designed a full fashion line. 488 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,529 I always knew you could do that. 489 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,067 - What? - No fucking way, dude. 490 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,136 - What are you talking about? - There's no way 491 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,072 you ever thought I'd have my own fashion line. 492 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,574 - You're right. - Thank you. 493 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,843 - I absolutely did not believe in you. 494 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,379 But I mean, in my defense, I didn't believe in me either. 495 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,081 Plus, when we were together, the best idea you had 496 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,584 was "edible shoes." And now look at you! 497 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,087 That's a full rack of real clothes that you made. 498 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,089 - Thanks, B. 499 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,726 But I'll have you know, one of those fits is edible. 500 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,762 - Is it the one with the flies on it? 501 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,096 - Yeah. 502 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,665 - Earlier today, Skypoint Airlines 503 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,200 condemned Cary Dubek 504 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,268 for a photo he took on one of their planes. 505 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,904 Celebrities immediately rallied around him and now, 506 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,839 some of the biggest names in Hollywood 507 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,341 are vowing to take action. 508 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,510 - Take action? - Julianne Moore tweeted, 509 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,046 "I'm never giving my money to Skypoint again. 510 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,216 "Instead, I'm giving it to Cary Dubek by buying a ticket 511 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,551 to his film "Night Nurse" opening weekend. 512 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,620 Who's with me?" - Oh, Julianne, no! 513 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,523 - That was instantly retweeted by Judd Apatow, 514 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,458 Chris Evans, and Ava DuVernay, 515 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,527 all of whom vowed to see " Night Nurse" 516 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,462 opening weekend as well. - This is not happening. 517 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,598 - And Patton Oswalt just tweeted, 518 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,466 "I'm buying tickets to the opening weekend 519 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,035 of 'Night Nurse' for the next 100 people who RT this." 520 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,571 - God! - "Or eff it--the next--" 521 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,380 - Oh, shit. 522 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,153 - Look at this crown molding. 523 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,389 I gotta get me some of this crown molding. 524 00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,292 - Can you believe we get to stay 525 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,494 in places like this now? - Hmm. 526 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,096 - Oh my God, do you remember 527 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:06,732 that shithole we stayed in for Victor's wedding? 528 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,402 - Oh my God, fuck that place. I hated that place. 529 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,138 - You got so mad at those people. 530 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,573 - They kept coming up and yelling at us, 531 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,941 saying we were being loud, 532 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,143 but it's just 'cause the beds were old. 533 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,511 - I just remember that they said 534 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,847 that if we got one more noise complaint, 535 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,582 that they were gonna kick us out, 536 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,352 and then it took you a full hour to come. 537 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,855 - Well, I can't come if I can't move. 538 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,733 - Ohh... 539 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,542 Ah...ah... - Ahh... 540 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,012 - No! 541 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,448 - Hey, wait. 542 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,517 Fucking wait. Stop. 543 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,885 - O-okay, all right. 544 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,755 Look, I'm sorry, I sent it to one friend, 545 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,390 I didn't know it'd become a thing. 546 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,891 - Well, it did, didn't it? 547 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,627 And now everyone in Hollywood's seen my hole. 548 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,963 - But they'll also see your movie. That's cool. 549 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,465 - Oh, my fucking God, that movie isn't even-- 550 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,567 Great. 551 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,303 A call from my agent at midnight. 552 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,272 That's always good. 553 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,645 - Cary, how's it going? - Um...I've been better? 554 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,914 - Well, I have some insane news. 555 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:38,049 "Night Nurse" is back on! 556 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:40,485 - What? - Yeah. 557 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:41,887 So many people have said 558 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,755 they'll gonna see it opening weekend, 559 00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,557 the financiers are confident it's gonna turn a profit, 560 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,492 so they're back on board. 561 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,461 - What? Who--who's playing 562 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:51,263 Patricia Arquette's part? - They don't know. 563 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:52,998 But they're scrambling to cast someone right now 564 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,667 because they wanna have a table read on Monday. 565 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,069 - Whoa! Really? That's--that's fast. 566 00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,838 - Yeah, they wanna keep momentum going 567 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,440 while people are still talking about it. 568 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:04,609 So can you stay in LA another week? 569 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,112 - Sure. Yes. 570 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,514 So this is really happening? For real? 571 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,184 Like, I'm really gonna be in a movie? 572 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,686 - Yes, Cary. 573 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,188 You're really gonna be in a movie. 574 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,856 Congrats. Guess that hole pic 575 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,859 is the best thing that ever happened to you. 576 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,599 - Yes! 577 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:31,336 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 578 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:32,270 Yes! 579 00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,724 - I still can't believe 580 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,494 all of these people tweeted about your hole. 581 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,997 - I know. - But I'm so happy for you. 582 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,333 - What about you? All you've talked about 583 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:03,802 for the last six months is meeting Alessia Cara 584 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,303 and needing to go to the dentist, 585 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,506 and somehow today you did both? 586 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,907 - Hmm. - Ha. 587 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,575 I'm sorry I couldn't celebrate with you. 588 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,744 - It's okay. I hung with Lance. 589 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,247 - I'm glad you guys are friends again. 590 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,648 - Mm-hmm. 591 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,385 Oh my God, Mark Ruffalo tweeted? 592 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,586 - Cary! 593 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,321 Your two high school dreams-- 594 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:26,558 becoming an actor and having Mark Ruffalo see your hole. 595 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,493 What a day! 596 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,098 - I can't wait to tell Mom and Chase about the movie. 597 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,699 When do they get in tomorrow? 598 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,201 - Mom has a bunch of stuff during the day, 599 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,036 so they land right before the show. 600 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,704 - Oh God, I'm excited to see them. 601 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,908 - Yeah, I think tomorrow's gonna be great. 602 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,679 - And it's so nice that now all four of us are doing well. 603 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:50,715 - Oh, we should go celebrate after the show. 604 00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,017 Get dinner. 605 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,218 - Or drinks. 606 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,554 - Or we can just play it by ear, 607 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,022 see where the night takes us. 608 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,123 - Brain dead? - What? 609 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,291 - What? - The Mitchy-- 610 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,293 - I can't wait. - Yeah. 611 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,562 Me neither.