1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:08,708 [back-up beeping sound] 2 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,248 - Ugh. 3 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,417 [Le1f's "Wut" plays] 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,719 - ♪ Wut it do, wut it don't ♪ 5 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Came through in the clutch ♪ 6 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,189 ♪ Stompin' like I'm up in Loubitons ♪ 7 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:25,658 ♪ Boys they wanna paint me like I'm canvas ♪ 8 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,360 - [groaning] 9 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,995 - ♪ I'm the kind of john ♪ 10 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,563 ♪ Closet dudes wanna go steady on ♪ 11 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,365 ♪ Toss my gems up, raise the bar ♪ 12 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,067 ♪ Yung Phenomenon, I make that neo-Nazi ♪ 13 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,236 ♪ Kamikaze wanna firebomb ♪ 14 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:40,240 [woman speaking indistinctly] 15 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,010 - Amy, wha--what are you doing here? 16 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,578 - Oh, just getting ready 17 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:47,747 to show this apartment to Ms... 18 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,082 - Dubek. 19 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,753 God, this place is so huge. 20 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,923 I cannot believe I can afford this all by myself now. 21 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:59,426 Girl, just goes to show, if you work hard 22 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,694 and you're nice, anything's possible. 23 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,696 [phone buzzing] Oh, just a second. Hello? 24 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,398 - Hey, all the guests just dropped out 25 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:06,900 for tomorrow's show-- could you come help 26 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,701 book some replacements? - No! I've worked 27 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,270 every fucking second. 28 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,808 I told people I need one hour to sign my goddamn lease. 29 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,277 Sorry. Where were we? 30 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,611 - I think we're done. 31 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:20,146 You can move in tomorrow. - Oh my gosh! 32 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,815 - Congrats, Brooke. I'm so proud of you. 33 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,716 - I'm proud of me too. 34 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,151 [exhales] 35 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,153 - We'll be downstairs. - Okay. 36 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,555 - Take your time if you want to keep looking around. 37 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,657 - All right. Thanks. 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:35,495 Oh, wow! 39 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,464 Yeah... 40 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,608 [phone buzzes] 41 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,742 - Hey. - Hey. 42 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,277 What are you doing tomorrow? 43 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,980 You should come over and see my huge, new place. 44 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,815 - I'm sorry, I'm Upstate with Jess. 45 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,317 He planned a whole surprise getaway. 46 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,319 - Oh! You guys are such a couple now. 47 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,987 - Yeah, I actually wanted to talk to you about that. 48 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,623 The other day he told me I was his everything. 49 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,824 - Hey. 50 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:07,760 - Which is great, because he is mine. 51 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,296 - God, this is so nice. 52 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,366 - Yeah. Love taking a bath. 53 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,536 Just the two of us. No one else for miles. 54 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,304 - So I'll just leave you guys alone then. 55 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,006 - No, no, no, I can keep talking if you want. 56 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,142 I don't have to go, I can-- 57 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,445 - Pfft. 58 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:26,546 [upbeat pop music] 59 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,114 - ♪ I'm-I'm a winner ♪ 60 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,116 - Live in three, two-- 61 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,451 [cheers and applause] 62 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,286 - Oh hey. Are all the guests here? 63 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,854 - Yes, and thank you for changing your mind 64 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,322 and booking them. - Oh. Of course, girl. 65 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,991 Happy to help. - 'Cause you really 66 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,193 screamed at me yesterday, so I didn't think you would. 67 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,728 - What? Nope. Happy to help. 68 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,363 - Like, really screamed at me. 69 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,864 - Nope. Go away now. 70 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,534 - What did you help her with? Why not me? 71 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,570 Am I bad? Do people think I'm bad? 72 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,705 - Oh my God, Streeter, relax. I'll tell you what's going on 73 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,707 if you promise not to say anything. 74 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,210 - You mean, like a secret? - Yes. 75 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,012 - Does, Sh...Shuli know? 76 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,747 - No. Okay, so yesterday, 77 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,515 I realized it's probably time for me 78 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:03,883 to start dating again. - Mmm. 79 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:05,852 - You know, 'cause Cary has Jess 80 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,421 and you have my mom, and I have...no one. 81 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,224 - Oh my God, you're doing it. You're confiding in me. 82 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,759 - And then I was like, "How am I supposed to go out 83 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,160 and meet guys? I'm at work all the time." 84 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,762 - You're just spilling your guts. 85 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,731 - So I have booked the hottest guys I can think of 86 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,433 on today's show, and when they're here, 87 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,169 I'm just gonna ask them out. 88 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,672 - Oh, you are so bad. Ha ha. 89 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,207 Is this the kind of stuff that you and Cary 90 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,708 were always cooking up when I wasn't around? 91 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,343 Am I the new Cary? - Streeter, focus. 92 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,911 You can't tell anyone, okay? 93 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,214 As far as anyone knows, this is just a regular show. 94 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,548 - Yes. - Okay, we've got 95 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,749 a great show today. 96 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,084 We have "People Magazine's" 97 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,886 sexiest doctor alive... - Ooh! 98 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,754 - Instagram's @TheShirtlessVet. - Ooh! 99 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,958 - A fashion model who showed up on my daughter's Explore Page 100 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,893 after she followed TheShirtlessVet, 101 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,261 and Derek P 102 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,697 from Jojo's season of "The Bachelorette." 103 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,565 - Ho ho! Well, I wish I could 104 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,267 stay for all the hijinks, 105 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,103 but we gotta go make a mold for Chase's new cologne today. 106 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,205 - Oh, wait, are we still calling it Body by Chase? 107 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,642 - Yes, and Shuli said that the bottle should actually 108 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,944 be Chase's body-- with clothes on of course. 109 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,046 So he needs to be in a full body cast for 10 hours, 110 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,648 and I'm gonna sit with him 111 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,117 and feed him snacks into his little tiny mouth hole 112 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,120 so he doesn't pass out. Life of a singer. 113 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,722 - Cool. - Oh wait. 114 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,123 So what else doesn't Shuli know? 115 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:18,958 - Thanks so much. Have a good day. 116 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,293 - Hi. How are you today? 117 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,095 - God, I'm so glad we're doing this. 118 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:23,663 - Yes. Picking apples. 119 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,565 Another fun thing to do that we are doing. 120 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,735 - So after we pay for these, looks like we go over there, 121 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:32,171 'cause that's where the Macintosh apples are. 122 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,975 - Excuse me. How long do people usually do this for? 123 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,344 - We always make a whole day of it. 124 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,980 In fact, this is our 50th time up here. 125 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,649 It's a fall tradition. 126 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,252 - You've done this 50 times. Just the two of you. 127 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,421 Same thing, every year until you die? 128 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,490 - Oh, we don't look at it that. 129 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,592 - It looks like there's also a petting zoo, 130 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:53,993 which could maybe be cool. 131 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,496 Oh, there's a hayride, that could be fun. 132 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,997 - Why? Where does it go? 133 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,266 - I think just like in a little circle. 134 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,468 Okay, I'll go get tics. 135 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,003 - Wait. Oh my God. 136 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,672 Cary Dubek? 137 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:08,541 - Cameron Colby? 138 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,678 - Now please help me welcome my first guest, 139 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:15,548 People's sexiest doctor alive, Dr. Nick. 140 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,483 [cheers and applause] 141 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,520 [upbeat music] 142 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,155 - Now, Dr. Nick, 143 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,491 you are here today to talk about male pattern baldness. 144 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:26,959 - I am? - That's what it says 145 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,695 on my cards here and specifically, 146 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,530 if it runs in your family. 147 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:34,033 - Well, yes, both my dad and my grandfather are fully bald 148 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:36,302 but then again, I was adopted. 149 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,370 all: Aww. - Yes! 150 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,838 Going in. 151 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:45,044 - Hey, great job on the show. - Hey, thanks. 152 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,713 - This is crazy, 153 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,314 but would you maybe want to get dinner tonight? 154 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,350 - Oh. Sure. 155 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,986 Maybe we can, uh, eat at my place and I can cook. 156 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,388 - You also cook? I'm a genius. 157 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:56,589 Okay, that sounds great. 158 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,157 I just gotta get back out there 159 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,493 and see the rest of the dates. I mean, the show. 160 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,230 So I'll see you tonight. I want burgers. 161 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,399 - Hey! - Hey. 162 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,901 - Oh, my God, Cary, what are you even doing here? 163 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,570 - I think picking apples until I die. 164 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,940 - Ha ha ha! You're literally Jimmy Fallon. 165 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,708 - But, hey, we should-- we should hang out, 166 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,211 like, now please. We're up for anything. 167 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,679 - Hey, people are lining up. 168 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,047 - Oh, hey, Jess, this is my friend, Cameron. 169 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,782 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 170 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,684 - Yeah. He's an Instagay. He's so fun. 171 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,018 Remember that pool party? 172 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,587 - Oh my God, barely. 173 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,256 That whole life is behind me now that I'm married. 174 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,225 - Oh my God. Congrats. - Wait, what? 175 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,459 You're married? 176 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,261 - Yeah. And my name's not Cameron anymore, 177 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,063 it's at @thepropertydaddys. 178 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,599 - The--The Property Daddies? 179 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,234 - Yeah. I decided to take my personal life 180 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,936 in a new direction creatively. So now I'm married, 181 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:45,972 I live Upstate, and I flip houses. 182 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,640 Oh my God, you guys have to come over 183 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:48,775 and meet the other daddy. 184 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,276 - Oh, sure. Yes. 185 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,911 It'd be nice to have some couple friends actually. 186 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,881 - Yeah, yeah. I think it will be? 187 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,217 - Now, Derek, before "The Bachelorette," 188 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,886 it says on my cards 189 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,622 that you were from a crappy little nothing town in Iowa. 190 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,957 - It says that? - Yes, I'm sorry. 191 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,727 But my question is you must live in New York city 192 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,462 or Los Angeles now, right? 193 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,330 - Yes. I split my time between both. 194 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,498 all: Whoo. 195 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,401 - Hey. Great job on the show. 196 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,904 Would you maybe want to get a drink this evening? 197 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,338 - Oh. Yeah, I'd love that. 198 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,674 - Okay. Well, I got to get back to work. 199 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,277 I take my job very seriously. 200 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:27,513 - Now you're one of the most beautiful models in the world. 201 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,584 So I have to ask you, your personality must suck, right? 202 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,152 - I don't know. 203 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,821 I like to think I'm a pretty nice down to earth guy. 204 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,322 all: Aww. - Yes! 205 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,291 Hey, great job on the show. 206 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,860 Would you maybe want to get lunch? 207 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,296 - Um...sure. What's your name? 208 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,598 - Oh, we'll just do that all at lunch. 209 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,767 - And what kind of animal did you bring us today? 210 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:48,935 A little puppy? 211 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,837 - No, this is Carissa. 212 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,705 She is a 30-pound boa constrictor. 213 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,941 Now, boas have a cloaca, 214 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,275 so they don't pee or poop like we do, 215 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:57,777 but out of the same one hole, 216 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,812 right down here where I'm putting my finger. 217 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,515 - Oh my goodness, she's going all over you! 218 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,052 - Hey, great job on the show. Goodbye forever. 219 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,957 - This is their house? 220 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,859 All right, we don't have to stay long 221 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,494 if you don't wanna. 222 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,128 I'm not really sure what this is gonna-- 223 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,530 - Cary! 224 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,198 How dare you be three minutes early. 225 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,967 We're still in our PJ sets. 226 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,002 - Oh please, come on in. 227 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,371 - And this actually is perfect timing. 228 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,874 We just finished hanging some of our favorite memories 229 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,475 as a couple on our gallery wall. 230 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,743 Come take a look. 231 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,144 - Oh, wow! 232 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,880 - Oh. Cool. - Okay, so... 233 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,682 this is from when we wore jeans in bed. 234 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,050 And then this is from 235 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,986 when we painted a barn door in overalls. 236 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,388 We got paint everywhere. It was insane! 237 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,991 Oh, and then this is our favorite memory ever. 238 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,492 We'll never forget it 239 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,694 because we got 800,000 likes in three minutes. 240 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,329 - Do you guys have a gallery wall? 241 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,899 - Oh, um, no, we don't live together. 242 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,734 - Though it might make sense to soon. 243 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,669 My--my lease is up in a few months. 244 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,038 - Awww, then you'd be just like us. 245 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,206 [off-key notes] 246 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,742 [ominous musical sting] 247 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,246 - Okay. Camera's up in 20. 248 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,681 - Hey, mom. I'm heading out for a bit. 249 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,249 You okay? Do you need anything? 250 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,351 - No, I'm fine. Can't complain. Everything's good. 251 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,886 - Okay, cool. Oh, don't forget. 252 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,521 You have that fan thing tonight. 253 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,590 - Yeah, my meet and greets? - No, it's after that. 254 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:18,958 You are dressing up as a janitor 255 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,960 and surprising tourists in Times Square. 256 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,462 - Oh, another thing? - Yeah, fans can't get enough. 257 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,431 Okay, wish me luck. I have a date. 258 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,434 - Oh, honey. I'm so glad you're getting back out there. 259 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,869 - Yeah. You know? 260 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,604 Could be nice to have someone to come home to. 261 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,306 Like how you have Streeter. - I know. 262 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,574 Although yesterday I did wake up 263 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,042 to him to him nibbling my toes. 264 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,043 - Okay we're back in three-- 265 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,077 - Okay. - Two-- 266 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,612 - Bye, Mom. - Bye. 267 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,381 Hello and welcome to "The Pat After Show" 268 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,318 presented by Chex Mix! 269 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:51,057 - [giggling] Can I just say you are the hottest person 270 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:54,427 I have ever seen. There's nothing wrong with you. 271 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,963 - Well, I still use plastic straws. 272 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,965 - Yeah. Literally, who gives a shit about that? 273 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,500 - Okay. I'm gonna use the restroom real quick. 274 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,736 I'll be right back. 275 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,606 Damn! 276 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,846 - Hey, girl. Just want to say good job. 277 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:14,981 That guy is so hot. 278 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,949 - I know, right? Thank you. 279 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,787 - Hey, sorry to interrupt. I just had to say, damn girl. 280 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:22,822 Get it. 281 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,524 - Thank you. I will get it. 282 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,762 - Oh my God, girl. That is the hottest guy ever. 283 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,163 Good for you. 284 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,598 - I know. Thank you. 285 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,100 - Truly, congratulations. 286 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,835 I looked over and was like, "That's insane." 287 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,170 - I mean, it's not insane. 288 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,273 - It's like you've got to tell me what your secret is. 289 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,975 - Oh, I don't know. 290 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:47,213 Maybe that I'm a pretty fucking girl, you rude bitches. 291 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,050 - I'm sorry, I can't do this for the rest of my life. 292 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,552 Plastic straws are bad so... 293 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,156 That's right. I'm dumping him. 294 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,864 - So what do your sweatshirts mean? 295 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,333 - Oh, they're just these totally stupid nicknames 296 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,701 that we gave to each other. 297 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,203 - Yeah, I call him Breffis because sometimes 298 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,172 when he's tired, that's how he says breakfast. 299 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,041 - Guilty. And I call him Nooner 300 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,309 because one time he slept until noon, 301 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,045 and I'm not even joking. 302 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,579 [light chuckles] 303 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,082 - So what do you guys do up here to spice things up? 304 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,817 - Sorry, Cary. I can barely hear you. 305 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,887 Alexa, turn off our party playlist. 306 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,422 [very soft music turns off] 307 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,258 - I was just asking how you spice things up. 308 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,726 Do you travel? 309 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,028 - Yeah, we actually just got back from Paris. 310 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,597 - Oh, fun, fun. What'd you do there? 311 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,566 - We did the Tea Cups, It's a Small World, 312 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,568 and Pirates of the Caribbean like a zillion times. 313 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:46,105 - So you--you flew to Paris and went to Disneyland? 314 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,873 - Yeah, and then we flew right back home fun. 315 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,742 - That sounds fun. We should do that. 316 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,677 - We should? - Oh this hot chocolate's 317 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,679 making my mouth all gross. - Oh, excuse us. 318 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,716 We're going to go and brush his teeth real quick. 319 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:58,884 - "We"? 320 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,422 - Hey, hi, I'm sorry I'm late. 321 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,959 - It's okay. - I had a mistake for lunch, 322 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:11,197 but I am so happy to be here now with you. 323 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,699 - Me too. So tell me about yourself. 324 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,603 - Well, my name's Brooke D, and I'm a dental hygienist. 325 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,138 - Well, maybe if this goes well, 326 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,574 we can go back to the Fantasy Suite. 327 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,379 - So tell me about work. 328 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,115 I think I remember from the show you're a banker? 329 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,783 That's cool. - Oh no. 330 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,952 I work pretty much full-time for The Nation now. 331 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,121 - "The...Nation"? 332 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,288 - Yeah, Bachelor Nation. 333 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,790 Just yesterday I was with Josh 334 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,959 from season ten and Ben from Caitlin's season. 335 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,128 We were handing out apps at the opening of a Bonobos. 336 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,263 - Oh, um, okay, so you-- 337 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,099 you just never really make it to the bank anymore? 338 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,001 - If you have brothers, tell them to use Code Derek ten. 339 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,137 They'll get 10% off any one pair of shorts. 340 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,606 - Cool. Speaking of brothers, 341 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,808 why don't you tell me about your family? 342 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,777 - Honestly, The Nation's my family now. 343 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:02,982 Robbie, Chase, Vinny, James, Ben, Dylan, Tyler. 344 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,817 - Come in. 345 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,252 - Oh, wow. Yep. 346 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,154 That's exactly what you said you'd be doing. 347 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,655 - Cary, we're so glad you came over. 348 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,624 I love relationships for us. 349 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:15,795 - Yeah. They're--they're great, but I'm starting to worry 350 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,532 maybe Jess and I are just different people. 351 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,100 - I know exactly how you feel. 352 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,269 Like I'm a Gryffindor and he's a Ravenclaw. 353 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:24,703 Like, how does that even work? 354 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,839 - Yeah, no that's-that's not what I meant. 355 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,541 - Wait, do you guys have a couple's account? 356 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,842 - No, no, not yet. 357 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,343 - I have the perfect name for you. 358 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,812 @thecuddleboys, 359 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,680 and it can just be pictures of you cuddling 360 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,382 in all the different rooms of your house. 361 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,716 - Who would follow that? 362 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,852 - Mostly straight women and brands, 363 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,720 so you'd have to keep it pretty PG. 364 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,023 But make sure you get your bare feet in the shot, 365 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,293 that way gays in the know can still jack it to you. 366 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,061 - Sounds very cool, but-- 367 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,031 but don't you guys ever miss being single 368 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,201 or--or having your own accounts or brushing your own teeth? 369 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,537 - No way. I spent all my 20s being crazy. 370 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,040 I was ready to settle down. 371 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,143 - Yeah, I guess I never really did the whole...crazy part. 372 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,412 - All right, Nooner. Let's shave ya. 373 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,713 - Okay. 374 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,516 - You know, I'd even consider Sean my brother. 375 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,817 He wasn't even on my season. 376 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,385 - I'm sorry, um... 377 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,721 Can we change the subject? 378 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,690 - Yeah, I'm sorry. Enough about me. 379 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,558 Tell me about your last boyfriend. 380 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,729 - Oh, well, we were together for five years. 381 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,931 Um...it didn't-- 382 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,235 it didn't really end well, but now I am looking 383 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:35,374 for someone else to share my enormous apartment with. 384 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,176 - Breakups are hard. - Yeah. 385 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,844 - You know, you just got to keep getting back up 386 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:42,581 on the horse if you believe in love. 387 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,052 That's why, after Jojo season, I did "Bachelor in Paradise." 388 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,687 You know, I wasn't ready for it, 389 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,089 but I feel like I owed it to team Derek. 390 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,590 - Jesus. - And even though 391 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,058 Taylor and I broke up, she's still a great girl. 392 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,127 - Oh, wait, Nooner, did I tell you 393 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,196 Cary is an actor in New York? 394 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,898 - Oh, no, I'm mostly just hosting. 395 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,100 - You should host an HGTV show. - Oh my God, yes! 396 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,968 - Breffis and I have a pilot there. 397 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,437 It's called, "Flipping House from Top and Bottom." 398 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,773 You could live here and host a show together. 399 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:08,941 - Oh! - We just flipped 400 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,542 the cutest house across town. 401 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:14,546 You guys have to see it. Let's go. 402 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,148 And here we are. 403 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,617 - Wait. Did we move? 404 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,119 - Yes! We got in the car, 405 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,788 drove across town, and now we're here. 406 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,123 - Oh, right. Of course. 407 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,058 This just looks exactly like your house. 408 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,994 - What? No way. These pillows are green. 409 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,296 Ours are blue. - Yeah. 410 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,165 - Come on. We'll show you the rest. 411 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,833 So this is the dining room. 412 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,969 - Instead of black, we went with night. 413 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,437 - This is so nice. 414 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,506 When we move in together in New York, we'd probably 415 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,141 just be in Cary's little one bedroom for starters. 416 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,009 - "When" we move in? 417 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,644 - But maybe in five years we can afford 418 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,414 something like this or ten. 419 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,952 [dark music] 420 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,853 [laughter echoes] 421 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,322 - Just like us. 422 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,958 - [hyperventilating] 423 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,860 [exhales] 424 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,265 - How's the burger? 425 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,700 I'm vegan, so it was bean paste. 426 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,135 Hope that's okay. - It was great. 427 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,104 I absolutely need this to work, 428 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,505 so love a pasty bean. 429 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,040 - You know, next time I cook for you, 430 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,675 we should do it Upstate. 431 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,111 My kitchen there is so much bigger. 432 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,146 - Oh, you have a place Upstate? 433 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,350 Maybe we can also take a couple's bath? 434 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,453 - Oh, uh...ha ha...sure. 435 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,054 Speaking of, 436 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,224 would you maybe want to, uh, move things to the bedroom? 437 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:37,296 - Yeah, I think I'm ready for a checkup, doctor. 438 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,806 - Um...have you had this mole checked? 439 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,041 - Oh, um, I was just joking. 440 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,176 Don't actually give me a checkup. 441 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,878 [both chuckling] 442 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,816 - Has this mole always been there? 443 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,885 - Yeah. Please don't make this that. 444 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,720 Okay. 445 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,159 [breathing hard] 446 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,598 - Huh. I think I see something. 447 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,932 - Is it poop? 448 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,435 - No, no. It's like a little...lump. 449 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,903 I think you should get this checked out. 450 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,538 - Yeah, totally. First thing tomorrow. 451 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,574 - Yeah. You know, ethically, it'd make me feel better 452 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,843 if I just take you now. 453 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,378 - Oh my God. 454 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,946 - Oh my God. - Babe, is everything 455 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,515 okay in there? They want to show us 456 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,183 the rest of the house. - Yep. 457 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,386 I'm--I'm comin'... babe. 458 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,955 - And in the kitchen, we added a little chalkboard wall 459 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,757 so you can write notes to each other. 460 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,726 - Hey, Cary. Come look at this kitchen. 461 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,927 - Okay. 462 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,630 - Hey, where did my marshmallows go? 463 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,700 - I don't know but I found one behind your ear. 464 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,869 - Nooner! - Open up. 465 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,038 - Mmm! 466 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,575 - Hey, IGTV. It's the "Cuddle Boys." 467 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,777 Here are my feet... - And here are mine. 468 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,279 - And today we're gonna show you 469 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,915 how to decorate a table for fall. 470 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,483 - Left hand red. 471 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,118 - I honestly can't or I will fall. 472 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,621 - Oh, my God, Cary you're literally Jimmy Fallon. 473 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,124 [both laughing] - No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 474 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,626 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 475 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,229 [laughter echoing] 476 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,603 [eerie off-key notes] 477 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:31,143 ♪ ♪ 478 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,012 - Oh! - Hey. Are you-- 479 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,981 - I'm sorry, I can't do this. 480 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,751 - Okay. Pulling back the labia, 481 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,121 there's a slight bit of discoloration, 482 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,156 not abnormal for a woman your age. 483 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,859 However, looking beneath your clitoral hood 484 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,495 I do see a small abnormal lump. 485 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,263 - Can I get some anesthesia please? 486 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,931 - Oh, he's not operating on you. 487 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,467 - Yeah, I still just don't want to be awake for this. 488 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,603 - [sighs] I think we should order a biopsy. 489 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,671 - Wait, seriously? 490 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,473 - Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. 491 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,810 Just want to be safe and we can put a rush on the results. 492 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,645 It'll only take an hour. 493 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,048 - Oh. 494 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,518 - I'm sorry, I-I can't--I can't do this. 495 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,019 - Do what? 496 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,687 - I don't know, like wear jeans in bed 497 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,557 and go apple picking and shave each other's faces. 498 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,325 - Okay, I only know what two of those are, 499 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,827 and I thought apple picking was fun. 500 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,496 - And I don't want to be a cuddle boy. 501 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,032 Like I-I want to be a sex boy. 502 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,501 Like, I like sex. 503 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,703 - Okay. I like sex too. Obviously. 504 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,472 I mean, not during the week but on weekends, 505 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,540 like, Sundays before HBO. 506 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,908 - That's the thing. 507 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,310 I think I want to have sex instead of HBO. 508 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,045 - Well, now you're just being insane. 509 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,380 - I don't want to go to Disney-Paris. 510 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,215 I want to go to regular Paris 511 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,717 and like find some guy named Pierre on the street 512 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,219 and blow him and never see him again. 513 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,488 And I think I do want to use a butt plug. 514 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,989 That sounds really hot to me. 515 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,225 - Where's this coming from? - I don't know. 516 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,728 I think I'm just realizing I've only seen six dicks 517 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,097 my whole life, and three of them were straight, 518 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,233 one of them's mine, and one of them was so bad 519 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,701 it shouldn't even count. 520 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,403 I don't know, I just--I feel like 521 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,606 maybe I need to see more dicks before I settle down. 522 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,409 I mean, shouldn't I first see 50 dicks 523 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,744 and then there'll be one dick that's like, 524 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,413 that's the dick for me. That's it. 525 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,715 I--I mean, I'm not even talking about dicks anymore. 526 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,784 - Yeah, no, I got that. 527 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,390 - I mean, don't you ever worry 528 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:29,294 that I'm not the right person for you? 529 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,765 - No, I'm happy with you. 530 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,801 I love you. 531 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,307 - [whispers] Shit. 532 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,709 I'm sorry. 533 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,947 You're such a good guy, 534 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,384 and I was so proud to have a boyfriend. 535 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,254 I just--I'm... 536 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,158 I'm just not ready to be a cuddle boy. 537 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,961 - Okay. 538 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,501 I mean, again I don't know what that is, 539 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,003 but okay. 540 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,004 [sighs] 541 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,573 [phone buzzes] 542 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,411 [line ringing] 543 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,080 - Hey, you've reached Cary. - Oh God! 544 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,983 I guess he's still in the bath. 545 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,286 I want to be in a bath. 546 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,360 [line ringing] 547 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,530 - Sorry, gotta sweep up this mess here. 548 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,134 Just kidding, It's Pat! Surprise! 549 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,435 - Oh my God. 550 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,838 - Ugh! Probably getting her toes sucked. 551 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:50,208 I guess I'll... call a child? 552 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,512 - Okay. You're doing great. Open up. 553 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,881 [phone buzzing] Just two more hours, bud. 554 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,849 - When can I start my new album? 555 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,184 - Shh, shh, shh. Try not to move. 556 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,719 We need the mold to capture 557 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,689 every curve of your body. With clothes, on of course. 558 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,857 Oh man, this looks so good. I'm jealous. 559 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,626 [line ringing] - [huffs] 560 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:12,397 Good. So I have no one at the end of the day. 561 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,399 I just--I have no one. 562 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,311 - We got the results back. - Oh, okay. 563 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,747 - You're fine. It was just an ingrown hair. 564 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,883 - Oh God! Are you--really, are you sure? 565 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,418 - Yes. - Jesus. 566 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,721 - Between me and you, I knew it was a hair. 567 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,390 I just didn't want to make the doctor feel dumb, 568 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,659 but he is. Very dumb. 569 00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:44,930 He spends all day on Instagram. He's not a good doctor. 570 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,768 - Hey, ha ha, great news, right? 571 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,903 You want to head back to my place 572 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:55,607 and finish the checkup? - Absolutely go fuck yourself. 573 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,213 [footsteps echoing] 574 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,101 [motor humming] 575 00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:29,040 [moody music] 576 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,276 [phone buzzes] 577 00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:34,946 - Hey. - Hey. 578 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,782 Sorry, I missed you. What's up? 579 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:40,452 - Nothing. I just had a little scare. 580 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:44,423 It's all good. You can go back to your bath. 581 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:48,126 - I'm, uh, I'm actually back home. 582 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:50,462 Jess and I, uh, broke up. 583 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,930 - Oh, Cary. 584 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,734 I'm so sorry. 585 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,505 Do you want to come over and talk about it? 586 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,776 - I think I'm okay, actually. It was the right decision. 587 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,478 - Oh, okay. Cool. Well, you know, 588 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:10,515 if you change your mind and you do need to talk about it, 589 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,318 I am here in my... 590 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:17,289 big...empty apartment. 591 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,026 - Well, you know that, 592 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,994 that does actually sound really nice. 593 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,096 I'll...I'll hop on the subway. I'll be over in an hour. 594 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,300 - Okay, cool, you know, but if you wanted to talk sooner 595 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,001 you could also take a Lyft. 596 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:31,470 - Okay, Brooke. I'll take a Lyft. 597 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:33,371 - And if you were really desperate to talk, 598 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,673 you could do Lyft Black. 599 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,208 Sometimes those cars are closer, 600 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,009 and it shaves a couple of minutes off your trip. 601 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,845 - Look, Brooke, I can't take Lyft Black 602 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,446 because I'm still poor. 603 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,815 - Okay, well, Lyft regular then but call it now 604 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,853 'cause the sooner you get here, the sooner...I can help you. 605 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:51,056 - Thanks, Brooke. I'll see you soon. 606 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:01,366 [Nayad's "Red Carpet Sand"] 607 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:05,537 ♪ ♪ 608 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:11,743 - ♪ Well, after all, we did what we could ♪ 609 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,213 ♪ 'Cause everything was new ♪ 610 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,416 ♪ ♪ 611 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:24,389 ♪ I got all my secrets inside ♪ 612 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:28,093 ♪ Did you feel them too? ♪ 613 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,896 ♪ ♪ 614 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,231 ♪ Part of me stays ♪ 615 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:37,002 ♪ But the rest moves on ♪ 616 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,404 ♪ I'll try to smile ♪ 617 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:43,241 ♪ When I play your song ♪ 618 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,410 ♪ Why should we care ♪ 619 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:50,949 ♪ When we're all alone? ♪ 620 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:54,085 ♪ Hey, why are you so sad? ♪ 621 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:57,422 ♪ It's not even that bad ♪