1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,206 - "Marry U at Recess"? 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:09,042 More like "Marry U at Spring Break." 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:11,077 - That's right, America's favorite singer 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,712 is headed to NYU, 5 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:15,715 finally fulfilling a month-long dream of his. 6 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:17,217 - The sexy teen, 7 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,053 shown here biffing it hard at the VMAs last month, 8 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:23,890 starts classes today and is leaving the spotlight for good. 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,393 - And that's why I'm so lucky to have him in the studio 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,229 for his last ever live TV interview. 11 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:33,233 Give it up for my son, ChaseDreams! 12 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,269 [crowd cheering] 13 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,437 - Whoa, Mom, your fans are sick. 14 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,074 - Now, Chase, are you so excited to start college today? 15 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:41,908 - Yeah, I've been giving it a lot of thought, 16 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,110 and I think it's gonna be tight. 17 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,578 I'm just excited to be a normal kid 18 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:47,447 and live in the dorms and do reading. 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,748 all: Aww. 20 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,216 - Well, I think that's just great, honey. 21 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:52,052 And as I always say-- 22 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:54,254 all: Reading is good! 23 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,022 - Plus, Mom, you've always been my biggest fan, 24 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,257 and now I get to be yours 25 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,259 'cause you're the best host ever. 26 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,027 Isn't she killing it? 27 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:03,396 - Well, as you all know, 28 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,532 because I talk about him every show, 29 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,734 I'm not the only host in the family who's killing it. 30 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,439 My gay son Cary is a host now too. 31 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,741 - Hey, bitches, you're watching "Age, Net Worth, Feet" 32 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,142 on E! News Digital. 33 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,578 As always, I'm on the red carpet asking celebs 34 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,448 the only three questions you at home care about. 35 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,116 Zoisa Mamet is here with me now. 36 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,451 Zosia, what's your age? 37 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,052 - Hi. Uh, 32. 38 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,555 - And what's your net worth? - Uh, 3 million? 39 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,622 - And can we see those feet? - Um... 40 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:32,325 - Look at those little piggies. 41 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,294 Oh, Gosh, have so much fun inside. 42 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,829 - Yeah, no, totally. You too. - Thank you. 43 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,297 - Thanks. 44 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:38,798 - Now Chase, I know there's someone very special 45 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:42,068 in the audience you wanted to thank. 46 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,436 - Yes, my manager, Streeter. 47 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:44,504 For taking a chance on a little boy 48 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,140 found on his computer in the middle of the night. 49 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,810 - [mouthing] Thank you. - And now he's taking a chance 50 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,078 and managing me. 51 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:52,946 Because it's like I always say-- 52 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,983 all: Every chance you choose to take 53 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,652 is a path that you create. 54 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,321 - Whoa, your fans memorize a lot. 55 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,923 - Oh, speaking of, my daughter Brookie's a manager too. 56 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,527 I wanted her to co-manage me, but she said, "No, Mom, 57 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:11,164 my brand is more music," so she is out there on her own, 58 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:15,335 scouring the nation looking for the next Chase. 59 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,270 Doesn't that sound fun? 60 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,372 [upbeat pop music] 61 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,342 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,478 - ♪ I'm a winner I'm a--I'm a winner ♪ 63 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,514 ♪ I'm a winner, my own breadwinner ♪ 64 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,849 - Thanks. Gonna be a long one. 65 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,484 - ♪ A go, go getter ♪ 66 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,854 ♪ Go, go getter, go, go getter ♪ 67 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,356 ♪ Go, go, getter ♪ 68 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,025 [music warps] ♪ Go, go get...ter ♪ 69 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,728 - ♪ Baby, you're the best girl of all ♪ 70 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,729 ♪ The gir-- ♪ 71 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,030 [sound muted] 72 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:49,035 - ♪ Baby, you're the only girl I--♪ 73 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,971 [sound muted] 74 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:52,972 [buzzer] 75 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,641 [buzzer] [chime] 76 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,212 - So now that you're officially Chase Dubek again, 77 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,747 what's the biggest thing you learned 78 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,248 about being ChaseDreams? 79 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,384 - Well, I used to say the grind never stops. 80 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,819 But I learned it can stop if you want it to. 81 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,388 And that's what's cool about the grind. 82 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,891 - Oh. We got a new one, everyone. Say it with me. 83 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:12,926 all: The grind never stops, 84 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,895 but it can stop if you want it to, 85 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:19,766 and that's what's cool about the grind. 86 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,601 - This show's crazy. 87 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,203 - And now, like I do every episode, 88 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,438 let's FaceTime my children live on air 89 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,407 and see what they're up to. 90 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,909 [dialing, beeping] 91 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:30,910 - Hey--no, God, Mom! - Mom, you cannot 92 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,413 keep doing this. - I'm at work! 93 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:34,080 - It's every show now. Please stop. 94 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,584 [bright electronic music] 95 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,257 - Excuse me, sir, I have a shirt I need to return, 96 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,125 and I'd like to get this one instead. 97 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,595 - Of course, sir. Did you wear it? 98 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,863 - No, I did not. - Oh. Well, then, 99 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,899 I'll be happy to exchange it for you. 100 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,269 Actually, I'm glad you're here. 101 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,737 Do you think you can get asbestos 102 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,239 from eating a construction worker's ass? 103 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,607 - No? - Good. 104 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,375 Then I just have the flu. 105 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,077 So who had the worst feet today? 106 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,412 - Oh, Kieran Culkin by a mile. - Yeah, I could see that. 107 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,214 God, you're, like, killing it. 108 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,215 Seriously, you're like the most successful actor that I know. 109 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,084 - It's not acting, Okay? All right, I gotta go. 110 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,219 - And if you think you're going to return it, 111 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,754 then just don't wear it. 112 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,589 - I won't. 113 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,459 [background chatter] 114 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:23,129 [laughter, music] 115 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,736 - Aren't they all so cute? 116 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,070 Which one's yours? 117 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:31,638 - I haven't decided yet. 118 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,607 - Oh, my God. Brooke? 119 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,010 - Jo! - I can't believe you came. 120 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,144 It's been forever. - What? 121 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:42,582 No, it hasn't. And I would never miss little-- 122 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,151 Trinn...ton's birthday. Ha ha! 123 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,519 Um, how are you guys? 124 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,022 I mean, Jackie, are you still at-- 125 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,658 - Amex. - Amex. Yes. Amex. 126 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,526 And your husband. 127 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,029 - Michael. - Michael. Mike. Mikey. 128 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,597 Is he still... 129 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:01,200 - Dead. - Dead. Dead? Dead. 130 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,504 - Brooke, how about you? How's work? 131 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,339 Oh, Brooke manages ChaseDreams. 132 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,174 - Wow! - Or, I guess used to, 133 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,442 'cause he's in college. 134 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,944 - Yeah. Yeah. And he's loving it. 135 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:16,215 I mean, I keep checking his Insta and he is. 136 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,017 But I'm still a music manager. 137 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:21,020 All I gotta do now is find the next global superstar. 138 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,556 And actually... 139 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:27,860 I'm just now realizing maybe that superstar is here? 140 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,363 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 141 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,198 Brooke, you're so funny. 142 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,233 Okay, kids, let's sing "Happy Birthday". 143 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,035 - Oh, and can we go one at a time? 144 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,237 Let's start with, um, Freckles. 145 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,207 - You're watching The Gay Minute on HuffPo Live, 146 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:45,678 sponsored by Advil. Advil: "Here, gays." 147 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:46,479 This week in Gay News, 148 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,381 Laura Dern had her "BLL" costars 149 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:53,052 over for a Monopoly party, which I am living for. 150 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,554 In more Gay News, 151 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,023 Laura Dern is slated to star in a new FX series, 152 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,058 which I already stan-- [phone buzzing] 153 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,362 Sorry, one second. It's my agent. Sorry. 154 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,996 - Car, how's it going? 155 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,365 You liking all those big roles I've been getting you? 156 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:09,736 - Yeah, yeah, they're great. Um, yeah, I was, uh... 157 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,838 I was gonna ask you, um... 158 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,741 I was wondering if I can get sent out on more acting roles. 159 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,576 You know, like TV, movies-- 160 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,344 - Speaking of movies, that is why I was calling. 161 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,547 I just found out A24 is doing a Matthew Shepard biopic. 162 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,283 - Oh, whoa. Do you think I could go in for that? 163 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,185 I mean, I-I know I'm not a big name but-- 164 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,054 - Oh, no. They already shot it. Dave Franco's playing Matthew. 165 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,589 - So they're--they're not 166 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,525 gonna have a gay person play Matthew Shepard? 167 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,260 - You mean like make it a porno? No. 168 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,895 I was just calling to see if you wanted to see it. 169 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,096 You know, I could maybe get you a couple tix. 170 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,464 I'm an agent. I got the connex. 171 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,601 - I gotta go, Dan. [stadium crowd cheering] 172 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,302 Sorry about that. 173 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,771 [clears throat] 174 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,942 In more Gay News, Laura Dern was spotted kayaking-- 175 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,378 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 176 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,379 - Oh, God. 177 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:57,984 Is no one at this party a global superstar? 178 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,753 - Okay, I think people are ready for cake. 179 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,055 So Trinton, come and blow out your candles. 180 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,924 - What up, guys. Just left my first class. 181 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,426 Headed to my second one now, and I love NYU. 182 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,795 Gonna be such a dope however-many years college is. 183 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:12,799 - Ugh. - Brooke, 184 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:13,766 what's going on? 185 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:17,136 Why are you trying to find clients here? 186 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,839 - Because no real singers will let me represent them. 187 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,074 Even though I already managed ChaseDreams. 188 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:25,978 Sure, it was "for an hour" and he "didn't even know", 189 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,313 but does that count for nothing? 190 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,816 - Yeah, I-I think that is nothing. 191 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,184 But couldn't you manage your mom? 192 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,585 I love her show, by the way. 193 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:36,088 - No. Jo, my brand is not lame daytime. 194 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,291 It is cool music, and I should be able to rep anyone now. 195 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:42,028 But frickin' Alessia Cara won't return my DMs. 196 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,663 Do you know Alessia? 197 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,331 - Yeah, of course I know her. - Oh, great. 198 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:46,699 Will you put in a good word? 199 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,668 - Oh, I-I just meant I know who she is. 200 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,003 - Ohh, this fucking party! 201 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,339 [phone buzzes] 202 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,106 Oh, I gotta go to Queens. 203 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,709 - Right now? - Yeah. 204 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,011 I set a Google Alert for "Beyonce child gay drag," 205 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,214 and this boy just posted a video of himself 206 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,982 lip-syncing to "Countdown." 207 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,685 I think I may have found the next ChaseDreams. 208 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:09,288 And guess what, world? 209 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,189 He's gay! 210 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:13,392 - ♪ When your whole world ♪ 211 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,461 ♪ Is fallin ♪ 212 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:18,364 ♪ Don't mope around inside ♪ 213 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,533 ♪ Come on and smile, boy ♪ 214 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,969 ♪ Just smile ♪ 215 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,570 ♪ Don't let it get you down ♪ 216 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:28,207 ♪ You should just shake it off, lift it up ♪ 217 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:30,209 ♪ Never think about giving up ♪ 218 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:33,045 ♪ Just smile, boy, you just smile ♪ 219 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,313 [bluesy chords] 220 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:37,884 ♪ And when the road gets longer ♪ 221 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,086 ♪ You feel like giving up ♪ 222 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,854 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,824 ♪ But that road makes you stronger ♪ 224 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,093 ♪ You gotta lift your head, count to five ♪ 225 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,061 ♪ Right now, you're living this life ♪ 226 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:52,398 ♪ And smile, boy, just smile ♪ 227 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,601 - All right. Here we are. 228 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,737 - ♪ You smile ♪ 229 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,739 - Oops, just a stop sign. 230 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,708 Go. It's just a stop sign. 231 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,914 - Now, you know Cary was the only one 232 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,582 in our family that Biscuit would hump. 233 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,250 And the vet said it was probably because 234 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,286 Biscuit knew that he could dominate him. 235 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,754 - Hey. 236 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,756 - Oh, how much has she talked about me today? 237 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,190 - It's been near constant. 238 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,294 Apparently your dog always tried to fuck you? 239 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,263 - How did that even come up? Is there an animal wrangler on? 240 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,700 - No. It's a cooking segment. - Ugh. How was your day? 241 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,801 - Good. The A.V. Club wants me 242 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,370 to start recapping old episodes of "The West Wing." 243 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:34,540 - Oh, fun. Why? 244 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,142 [sighs] 245 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:40,413 [heart thumping] 246 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,214 - ♪ It's been a long time comin' on me ♪ 247 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,083 ♪ I'm on a roll, see your boy come up ♪ 248 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,885 ♪ With the bad, bad roll, huh ♪ 249 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,754 ♪ Stamina, with a whole lot of attitude ♪ 250 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,623 [music stops] - Sorry, I... 251 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,425 I just realized I haven't eaten anything all day. 252 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,260 Are you hungry? - Actually, yeah, yeah. 253 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,963 - Maybe we should order food now 254 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,998 and then have sex before the food comes, 255 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,633 'cause I'm not gonna want to do it after. 256 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,001 - Oh, yeah, no, of course not. 257 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,103 Um, yeah, I'll-I'll-I'll eat anything. 258 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,405 - I don't really know what's good around you. 259 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,974 How's Mediterranean? 260 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,510 - Sorry, when I said anything, I meant burgers or pasta. 261 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,912 [both chuckling] 262 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,153 - Hello. - Hello. 263 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,655 My name is Brooke Dubek. 264 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,491 - Oh! Is your mom Pat Dubek? We love her show. 265 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,660 - Oh. Yeah, no, that's-- 266 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,794 I'm here because I'm a music manager. 267 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,330 That's why my hair's all kind of folded to the left 268 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,299 and I just have the one earring in the right ear. 269 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,701 Anyway, I would love to represent your son. 270 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:40,973 The drag videos he makes in his bedroom are incredible; 271 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,643 and I truly believe, with a manager, 272 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,312 he would be unstoppable. 273 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,347 So...what do you say? 274 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,151 - Ethan! 275 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,621 What drag video is this lady talking about? 276 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,523 - I don't know. 277 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,227 - [gags] 278 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,728 [gagging] 279 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,503 [breathing deeply] 280 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:17,309 - Oh, my God, Ray. Now we're making people puke? 281 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,046 - Well, none of these managers have been legit. 282 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,013 Now go wash your hands for lunch. 283 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,650 - Okay, yas, drag my dirty hands, Daddy. 284 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,753 - Okay, I'm close. I'm close. 285 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,222 [phone buzzes] 286 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,992 - Oh, no. Pietro's close, too. 287 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,094 His little car thingy's on your street. 288 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,529 - It is? 289 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,564 Shit. Shit. 290 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,734 Oh, his...his little circle picture's actually kind of hot. 291 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,269 Oh, I'm gonna... 292 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,238 Ahh...ahh... 293 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,707 [both exhale] 294 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,541 [buzzer] - [laughing] 295 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,077 That was really impressive timing. 296 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,412 - Thanks. I used to do it with porn all the time 297 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,880 before I met you. 298 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,717 Hey. - Seamless for Jess. 299 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,051 - All right. Thanks. 300 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,453 - And not sure who got the burger, 301 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,954 but they ran out of Swiss. 302 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,057 - Okay, I'll, uh, I'll tell...I'll tell her. 303 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,592 Oh, shit. 304 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,262 - I love eating a fat meal after sex. 305 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,932 It's like we did our homework, and now we get to watch TV. 306 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:16,368 - Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna-- I think they... 307 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,137 think they forgot something. 308 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,877 Hi. Um, Jess is a boy. 309 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,780 - What? - A man. He's an adult man. 310 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,217 That I have sex with, 'cause I'm-I'm gay. 311 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,785 and I like guys', uh, dicks and butts. 312 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:36,489 I don't know why I was nervous for you to know that. 313 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,990 - It's cool, man. 314 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,292 As soon as I opened the door, I knew you were gay. 315 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,961 - Oh. Good. 316 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,129 Good. I'm glad. 317 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,330 - Because I watch your mom's show. 318 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,664 - Oh, good. 319 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,433 I mean, also good. - Yeah. 320 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,602 Today at the end, she mentioned you have a boyfriend. 321 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,903 So, congrats. 322 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,338 - Boyfriend? 323 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,176 [moody music] 324 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,611 - [sighs] 325 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,314 ♪ ♪ 326 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,650 - What up, guys, I'm here with my new roommate, Ezra, 327 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,986 just setting up our dorm. - Yo! Whazzup, dreamers? 328 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:07,953 Yeah, I love this little dude. 329 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:12,091 both: College, college, college! Yeah! 330 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,496 - Ugh. 331 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,148 [TV in background] 332 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,150 [moody music continues] 333 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:45,191 ♪ ♪ 334 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,194 - What? - Well, 335 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,529 I struck out literally all day. 336 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,832 Guess I'll represent...Mom? 337 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:56,569 - I take it Alessia Cara didn't get back to you? 338 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,469 - No, which is so rude. 339 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,372 Like, we are peers in the industry. 340 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,007 At least write me back. - Sorry. 341 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:05,845 You and Alessia Cara are "peers in the industry"? 342 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,313 - Wait. Where are we? 343 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,714 I thought we were meeting your mom at The Smith. 344 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,683 - Oh, no. Apparently, she got invited 345 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,019 to the opening of Blake Lively's new restaurant, 346 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,055 so we're going there instead. [phone buzzing] 347 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,856 - Fun. - Bleh! 348 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,524 - Oh, shit. I gotta take this. 349 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,827 It's work. Hey, you guys go ahead. 350 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,730 - Okay, real quick. Did you see Mom called me 351 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,600 and Jess "boyfriends" on her show today? 352 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,901 - Wait. She did? - Yeah. 353 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,402 - Ohh... 354 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:34,506 - But then we talked, and... I think we are? 355 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,575 It's only been two weeks, but I really like him. 356 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:42,181 - Cary! Your first boyfriend. - Yeah. 357 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,582 And I'm his first one too. 358 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,417 He didn't come out till he was 24, and... 359 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,887 we actually have a lot in common. 360 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,787 - Aww, I'm happy for you. 361 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,757 And you know what? You proved people wrong. 362 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,592 There are still humans on OKCupid. 363 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,760 - Okay, no, you don't get to make fun of how we met. 364 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,897 You were at Jingle Ball heckling Coldplay 365 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,298 when you met-- 366 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,599 Lance? 367 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,902 - Oh, hell, yeah. 368 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,736 - No. No. No. 369 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:07,373 You do not get to be here. - What? 370 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,575 - You told me you didn't want to be with me, Lance. 371 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,778 You don't just get to, like, show up at family events 372 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,114 and dab anymore. It's not cute. 373 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,116 Also, why are you wearing a see-through raincoat? 374 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,617 - Oh. I'm sorry. 375 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,452 After the VMAs, I started moving into apparel-- 376 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,155 - I don't care. Why are you here? 377 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,124 - I thought you knew I was coming. 378 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,560 Your mom invited everybody on the family text thread. 379 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:32,331 - You're still on that? Leave the conversation, Lance! 380 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,067 I'm in the family and I left it the day it started. 381 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,669 - I think we're gonna go inside. 382 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,271 - Yo, whassup, Car? - No, Cary. Do not pound him. 383 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,073 He has lost all pounding privileges. 384 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,442 - Sorry. 385 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,682 - Yo, I'm sorry, B. 386 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,150 I-it been a while, 387 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,318 so I thought it was okay if I came-- 388 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,687 - Well, it's not. 389 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,155 Okay? 390 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,258 You really fucked me up. 391 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,661 I miss you, like, every day. 392 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,964 Do you know how pathetic that makes me feel? 393 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:10,669 I'm a strong, powerful woman. I can't miss a man. 394 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,808 - Sorry, CookBrooke. - It's Brooke. 395 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,678 - I didn't mean to upset you. I still wanna be your friend. 396 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,314 - I don't want to be your friend, Lance. 397 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,350 I have plenty of friends. 398 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,619 I have Jo. And Julie. 399 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,455 - Jackie. - Who works at Mastercard. 400 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,357 - Amex. - And her dead husband, Murph. 401 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:31,890 - Michael. - Maph. 402 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,691 - Michael. - Fern. 403 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,160 - Michael. - So you need to go. 404 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,463 And do not turn and leave. 405 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,698 I need you to back away facing me. 406 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,836 I cannot...see that ass. 407 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,204 - I understand. 408 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,573 But can you tell you mom I said hi? 409 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,375 I love her show. 410 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,810 - Oh, my God. When did everyone start watching talk shows? 411 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,080 - I don't know. There's just something about her. 412 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,089 [dance music, chatter] 413 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,892 - Wait. This is Blake Lively's restaurant? 414 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,827 - Yeah. Why is it Asian fusion? 415 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,729 - Oh, Blake has been passionate about the culture 416 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,097 and cuisine of Thailand 417 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,699 ever since she had a layover there in March. 418 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,433 - And why is there spaghetti on the menu? 419 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,202 - That's the fusion. 420 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,572 - God, it's 11:30. Seems so late for your mom. 421 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,241 Doesn't she have to get up early for work? 422 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,244 - ♪ Good morning, boys ♪ - Morning? 423 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,879 - I know. Isn't it wild? 424 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,214 Now that I have my morning show, day is night 425 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,682 and night is day for me. 426 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,185 I get up at 11:00 p.m., head to work at 12, 427 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,020 then I have 5 1/2 hours of makeup. 428 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,355 For women over 50, 429 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,290 it's technically applied by a carpenter. 430 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,391 Did you know that, Cary? Then at 6:00, 431 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,561 I do my affiliate throws for every city in America. 432 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,931 At 7:00, I have my meetings. At 8:00, 433 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,233 I do an hour of touch-ups, again with the carpenter. 434 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,369 Then we shoot at 9:00. The show airs at 11:00. 435 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,538 I have my dinner at 4:00 and I'm in bed by 6:00. 436 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,540 - Wow. That is quite a schedule. 437 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,374 - Yes. It makes it very hard 438 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:59,445 to sync up for, um... intercourse. 439 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,646 - But I can't complain. 440 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,314 I mean, how many people get to have their own talk show? 441 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,917 - Hi, Pat. 442 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,251 Blake just wanted to thank you so much for coming. 443 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,087 - Aww. - And to reassure you 444 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,222 that this isn't racist. - Oh, good. 445 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,058 Oh, and I am so sorry for blabbing on. 446 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,460 This must be the famous Jess. 447 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,494 - Yes. Hi. I feel like we've already met 448 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,297 since you talk about me so much on your show. 449 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,467 - I'm just so proud that Cary finally has a boyfriend. 450 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,804 - Oh, hey, Jess. I'm the, uh, I'm the famous Streeter. 451 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,140 Welcome to the fam. As a former new guy 452 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,408 who has now fully immersed himself within the group, 453 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:34,313 I gotta warn you--these guys can be pretty tough at times. 454 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,814 Yeah, I mean, they'll laugh at you, 455 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,616 and they'll make fun of you, 456 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,985 and they'll stop talking when you enter the room. 457 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,654 But that's just their way of saying that they love you. 458 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,691 But it-it-it-it-- can get to you. 459 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,759 You know, it can, um, you know, really hurt at times. 460 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,497 - Hey, there you guys are. Okay. 461 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,868 Mom, I've been thinking and... 462 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,503 I'm sorry, is this racist? 463 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,338 - Oh, um, no. They said no. 464 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:03,509 - Okay. Um, I've been thinking, and I have a big announcement. 465 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,543 - Wait, Brooke, before that, 466 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,446 do you see this stupid loser that Cary brought? 467 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,447 This is what I'm talking about. 468 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,184 You see his dumb face and his dumb clothes? 469 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,386 God, let's kill him. Ha. Now you're fitting in. 470 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,654 - Oh, my God. Streeter, stop. 471 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,855 I have something important to say. 472 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:20,959 Okay, as we all know, my brand has historically been music. 473 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,528 But I've been thinking 474 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,797 and, Mom, I would really love to be your co-manager. 475 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,199 - Aww. - It's definitely 476 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,168 not because I couldn't find anyone else. 477 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,802 It's because I wanna work with you. 478 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:34,473 So what do you say? Can I rejoin the Dream Team? 479 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,208 - Honey, of course! 480 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,577 Oh, I'm so excited to have you on the team. 481 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,812 - Yeah, and you know I'm in. I mean, oh, Brooke, this is 482 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,182 going to be the beginning of a beautiful partnership. 483 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,750 - Okay. - Oh, Brookie, do you think 484 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,652 that I should go thank Blake for having us? 485 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:50,355 - Oh, um, yeah. I think that's probably a good idea. 486 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,491 - Okay. 487 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,893 - Why didn't she ask me? 488 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:56,562 - Ohh. 489 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,564 - Well, congrats on having a client 490 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,098 that knows they're your client. 491 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,667 - Yes, thank you. 492 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,735 I'm officially a music manager who works in daytime. 493 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,539 - Well, I'm an actor who tries on bras for Thrillist TV, so-- 494 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,274 - Hey, at least you're not waiting tables, 495 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,176 and you can afford to live alone. 496 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,711 - Barely. 497 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,746 - And wouldn't it be kinda hard to manage Chase? 498 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,216 Not to be rude, but he can't really sing. 499 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,584 - That is true, Brooke. 500 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,086 I love him, but he is not a good singer. 501 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,521 - I guess you're right. 502 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,455 I've been wanting him to come back all day, 503 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,391 but, like, what would we even do with him? 504 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,259 - It's better he's in college 505 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,728 just, you know, being a normal kid. 506 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,763 - What do you mean? Who's in college? 507 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,933 - Um, Chase? - Oh, right. He's not. 508 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,703 He's back. He just got here. Look. Chase! 509 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,205 - Hey, guys. - Wazzzzup! 510 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,375 Chase is back. All right! 511 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,943 - Wait. What? - Why are you here? 512 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,378 - Oh, Chase, you gotta meet 513 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,646 this piece of shit that Cary's dating. 514 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,114 No, I love you. I love you, Jess. 515 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:49,948 - Wait, no. I mean, hold on. 516 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,384 Why aren't you in school right now? 517 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,119 - I miss being a singer. 518 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,289 I mean, college was lit but I decided singing is more lit. 519 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,790 So I dropped out. 520 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,960 - Isn't that the best news ever? 521 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,729 - This is so insane. 522 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,631 ChaseDreams is, like, in my Urban Planning class. 523 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,600 He is fully a child. 524 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,335 - LOL. ChaseDreams has been taking 525 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,504 this Behavioral Studies test for an hour, 526 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,805 and has not written a thing. 527 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,643 - Holy shit. ChaseDreams is in my Behavioral Studies class. 528 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,510 I was teaching and I saw him, 529 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,146 and I was like, "What is happening?" 530 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:25,250 - Yo, I'm fucking on top of ChaseDreams! 531 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,819 [groaning] - Oh, my God. 532 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:28,787 These assholes. 533 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,756 You should be glad you didn't get into NYU. 534 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,825 - No, I got in, I just-- both: Just couldn't go. 535 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:34,993 I don't know. 536 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,330 It never even occurred to me he'd be having a hard time. 537 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,099 But then, I guess, of course? 538 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,534 - Yeah. - Hey. 539 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,336 can I sit with you guys for a sec? 540 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,471 - Oh, yeah. - Chase, yeah, yeah. 541 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,640 - Come on in. - How are ya? 542 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,109 - Good. I just met Jess. 543 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,711 He's really nice. Congrats on your first boyfriend. 544 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,346 - Oh, thanks, buddy. 545 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,482 - Oh, and Streeter says you're my manager now too? 546 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,786 - Oh. Um, yeah. I am. 547 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,853 - But he says if I have questions, 548 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,022 I should still ask him first and then ask you second. 549 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,558 And then I didn't really get this part, 550 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,359 but he said I could ask Jess third 551 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,828 if I email him at loser dot com. 552 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,363 - Oh, my God. 553 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,368 - It's not bad that I quit, is it? 554 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,738 - Oh, my God, no. Of course not. 555 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,041 I mean, I'm happy it was lit for you, 556 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,310 but I personally think college is stupid. 557 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,845 I didn't even go. 558 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,147 - Yeah. No, NYU's overrated. Everyone says that. 559 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,515 - Plus, all your fans are gonna be so happy you're back. 560 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:33,018 - Really? 561 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,520 - Yeah. Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna make you 562 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,923 an even more famous singer than you already were. 563 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,693 - Okay. Cool. Thanks, Brooke. 564 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,261 - Yeah. 565 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,230 - Well, I'll head back inside. 566 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,865 - All right, yeah. - Okay. 567 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:52,904 - How are you going to make him a more famous singer? 568 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:56,441 We were literally just talking about how he can't sing. 569 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,077 - I don't know. I guess I'll sleep on it? 570 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:02,781 - Brookie, there you are! I'm off to work. 571 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,049 And since it's your first day on the team, 572 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,250 I thought maybe you can come to the show and meet everyone. 573 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:09,287 - It's almost midnight. - It's already midnight. 574 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,089 Day is night and night is day for me. 575 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,792 I wake up at 11:00, head to work at 12:00, 576 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,061 then I have 5 1/2 hours of makeup. 577 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,866 - Hey! Ha ha ha ha! 578 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:24,603 - I have a boyfriend. - Faggot. 579 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,706 - O...kay. 580 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,476 - And that's when we found out 581 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,944 my husband had cancer. - Oh, no. 582 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,446 - We all knew we were gonna lose him. 583 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:35,647 - Of course. 584 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,249 - But then the cancer went away. 585 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,483 - Oh, good. 586 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,419 - But then he got into a car accident. 587 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:41,787 - Oh, no. 588 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,588 - He was fine. Only the bumper was damaged. 589 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,223 - That's good. 590 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,459 - But then last year, the cancer came back. 591 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,394 And he died. 592 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,929 all: Aww. 593 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,764 - I'm so sorry to hear that, Sheila. 594 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:56,134 And in the future, that car part can just lift right out. 595 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,336 - I can see that. - Okay. That's our show. 596 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,305 To all of you who have lost someone, 597 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:01,807 I am right there with you. 598 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,075 We've all made it to a new day together, 599 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:07,479 so as always, let's give ourselves a-- 600 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,415 all: Pat on the back. 601 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:16,788 - I mean, I don't not get it. 602 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:21,493 - ♪ Caught up in the possibilities ♪ 603 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:26,097 ♪ Is the answer out there right in front of me ♪ 604 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,868 ♪ 'Cause I'm just looking out for something to believe ♪ 605 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,004 [echoing] ♪ To believe...to believe ♪ 606 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:39,845 ♪ ♪ 607 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,880 ♪ I want to be a flirt, I'll own it ♪ 608 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,616 ♪ Back when the days weren't numbered ♪ 609 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:48,954 ♪ ♪ 610 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,322 ♪ Back when we needed the password ♪ 611 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:53,892 ♪ Before everything was discovered ♪ 612 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,560 ♪ ♪ 613 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:02,200 ♪ So I don't know what, what I'm looking for ♪ 614 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,905 ♪ I just know that it's something more ♪ 615 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:10,575 ♪ It's always worth it to rise above ♪ 616 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:16,548 ♪ 'Cause you never know just what you're capable of ♪ 617 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,084 ♪ So I keep moving ♪ 618 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,222 ♪ Looking out for something to believe ♪ 619 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,225 ♪ Looking out for something to believe ♪ 620 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,595 ♪ Looking out for something to believe ♪