1 00:00:00,751 --> 00:00:02,419 to make it over there to help load the van. 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,462 Bye, Ted. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,132 So, let's find out a little more about you. 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,258 How about extracurriculars? 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,469 Do you have a family member with autism? 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,470 I actually do. 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,096 You should come to our support group. 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,097 I'm Chloe. 9 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:19,353 Looking at what we really want can be terrifying. 10 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,147 But that tell us we've stumbled onto something real. 11 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,511 Um... Uh... 12 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:50,861 Fu... 13 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,537 This is... 14 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:09,004 Oh, yeah... 15 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,882 Knock, knock. 16 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:56,968 Hey, Sanjay. 17 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,929 I just wanted to give you the heads up. 18 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,681 If you're around later, I'm having a little... 19 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,725 gathering in my room. 20 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,395 We're gonna watch nature docs and drink some Beaujolais. 21 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,855 That sounds fun. 22 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:13,568 But... probably not. 23 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,488 No presh. See you around, B-rizzle. 24 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,080 - - Hey. - Hi. 25 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,790 - Here you go. - Thanks. 26 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,041 Sorry it was late. I... I didn't realize 27 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,210 you had to pay a second semester so early. 28 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,838 Oh, it's fine. You really didn't have to... 29 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,132 drive it over here. You could have just put it in the mail. 30 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,216 Oh, no, no, it was my mistake. 31 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,801 I didn't want you to have to wait. 32 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,470 Well, thanks. 33 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,596 How are you? 34 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,266 Uh... I'm good. 35 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,643 - 'Kay... - Hey, do you mind if I just, uh, 36 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,271 hit the head before I hit the road? 37 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,315 - Uh... Uh... Sure. - Thanks. 38 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:00,449 So, what do you think? He seems to be finding his footing. 39 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,577 Oh, have you... You guys have been talking? 40 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,120 Yeah, a bit. 41 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,665 So, uh... Actually, we were chatting the other day, 42 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,708 and we had the idea 43 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,585 that maybe I would do parents' weekend. 44 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,920 If you're on board with a little father-son time. 45 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,760 Um... Hm. I... Wait, what? 46 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,512 Yeah, I just haven't seen him in forever, and, uh... 47 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,599 and the idea came up, he got pretty jazzed about it, so... 48 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,728 Um... Hm... I haven't seen him either, Ted, 49 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,564 I've been... I've been planning it for a really... 50 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,441 a long time, so... 51 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,360 Yeah, I just thought... I don't know, I thought maybe 52 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,571 you'd wanna stay home and rest. 53 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,323 You're always saying how tired you are. 54 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,867 Okay. 55 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,745 - Wow. - What? 56 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:50,081 So, this isn't a question. 57 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,627 Right? You're not actually asking me, 58 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,504 you're... 59 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,173 you're just telling me. 60 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,092 Right? You guys have decided this. 61 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,385 Woah, okay, I... 62 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,262 I didn't think this was gonna be a big problem. I... 63 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,514 You're always asking me 64 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,140 - to spend more time with him. - Not with no notice 65 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,726 - on my weekend, Ted! - Wow, okay. 66 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,936 Look, uh, I didn't come here 67 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,437 - to get yelled at. - Oh, so now you're ju... 68 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,480 Oh, now you're just leaving? 69 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,357 Can't talk to you when you get like this. 70 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,531 Oh, God. 71 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,083 Hey, Brendan, it's Mom. How are ya? 72 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,252 I was really looking forward to this weekend, 73 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,462 but your dad just came by and told me about the... 74 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,464 ...change in plans. 75 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,967 Uh... You know, to be honest, 76 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,261 I expect that sneaky shit from him, 77 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,512 but not from you. 78 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,349 But... you know... 79 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,852 do what you have to do. 80 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,603 Just don't want you to... 81 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,982 ...get surprised when he disappoints you. 82 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,526 Because I have to tell you something, Brendan, 83 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,278 that's who he is. 84 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,906 Your dad is selfish and he is disappointing. 85 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:13,331 So, yeah. Yeah, he cheated on me. 86 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,375 He cheated on me, dude. 87 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,961 But what I don't think you understand... 88 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,184 ...got more chance with both of us. 89 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,687 ...larger than one city or larger than one country 90 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,022 starts to collapse. 91 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,692 Yo, Craig. Uh... Brookside, right? You went to Brookside? 92 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,360 I played lax at Haddington. 93 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,322 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you scored the winning goal in the semi-final, senior year, 94 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,698 - right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 95 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,742 Ah, man, you played, like, really tough D, like, 96 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,535 I remember, you were all over me. 97 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,245 - It's good to see you, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 98 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,164 - Hey, you wanna sit? - Yeah, sure, man, sure. 99 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,248 - What's up, guys? - Hey. 100 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,499 - Guys, this is Brendan. - Yeah, yo. 101 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,751 Hey, man. 102 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,045 I mean, look, the only real practical solution for emissions 103 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,380 - is cap and trade. - Droughts are getting longer, 104 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,757 hurricanes are getting worse. 105 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,884 - - Superstorms happen every year. - That's just weather, 106 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,178 it's not climate. Do you even understand the difference? 107 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,640 Have you guys seen the video of the guy surfing 108 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,141 during a tsunami? 109 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,559 No. 110 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,686 - I don't think so. - You guys... Okay. 111 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,272 That's what I would do. 112 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,526 What? 113 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,278 Like... 114 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,741 climate change... sucks... obviously. 115 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,535 So, might as well make the best of it 116 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,162 is what I'm saying. 117 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,502 Anyway, I'm just saying, if that's your solution, 118 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,462 Florida will literally be underwater 119 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,755 in the next 50 years. 120 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,049 Humans aren't causing global warming. 121 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,926 - All right... - It's the cows, man. 122 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,761 You're saying cows cause global warming. 123 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,013 - Yo, I'll be right back. - No, I'm not saying that, 124 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,640 I'm not saying that at all. 125 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,850 - All right, well, what are you... - I'm saying that cows contribute to it. 126 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:59,104 Zadie Smith writes that people are like complex 127 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,815 musical scores, depending, at least in part, 128 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,609 upon who is doing the conducting. 129 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,529 So, when you think about your lives... 130 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,698 who is the conductor? 131 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:11,866 Anyone? 132 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,747 Guys! Come on! This is... is supposed to be a place 133 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,874 where you bare your souls, 134 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,043 and it feels like the DMV. 135 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:27,465 Okay, um... Is it me? 136 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,134 - - Am I a bad teacher? - No, no... 137 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,928 - No, you're great. - Then, why do you all 138 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,555 look like zombies? 139 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:37,308 Uh... I... I think... it might be the room. 140 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,478 Yeah, the light, uh... is really distracting. 141 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,771 Yeah. 142 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,815 It's really fucking annoying, is what it is. 143 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:47,068 Oh, my God! Yes, yes... 144 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,988 Okay, um... here's a thought, 145 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,198 - what if we move class to a bar? - Yes. 146 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,160 - Oh, okay. - They're alive! 147 00:08:55,243 --> 00:09:00,290 Have you guys ever been to Tara's? On Front Street? 148 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,584 You... You like that dump? 149 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:06,212 - Fuck you, man, I own it! - Oh, okay! 150 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,132 - - Drinks on me! - Okay! 151 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,843 - It's my bar! I'm not kidding! - I don't doubt it! 152 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:16,097 So, yeah... yeah... he cheated on me. 153 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,224 He cheated on me, dude. 154 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:22,145 But what I don't think you understand, bud... 155 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,690 is that he actually cheated on both of us. 156 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,985 Have a great parents' weekend. 157 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,785 Does... Does anyone else have a response to Zadie Smith? 158 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,665 The idea of who's conducting your life... 159 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,669 For some reason, that hit me like a brick. 160 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,671 And... And why? 161 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,424 My mom wanted me to be a doctor. 162 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:57,305 So, I became one, even though I didn't wanna be. 163 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:03,019 - So, now, I'm a radiologist. - Shit! You're a doctor, huh? 164 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,397 - Ah, that's great, man. - No, uh... 165 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,276 I... I think what Curtis might be saying is it's hard for us 166 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,072 to disappoint someone that we love. Right? 167 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,867 I know I couldn't be who my father wanted me to be, 168 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,579 and because of that, we didn't speak for years. 169 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,831 Mm. 170 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:23,957 Why not? 171 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,961 He couldn't... He couldn't handle my coming out. 172 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,549 So, you're... a lesbian. 173 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,718 Uh... No, uh, I mean... I mean, uh, when I transitioned. 174 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,012 I'm... I'm trans. 175 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:44,269 So... you weren't born... 176 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,229 Question, though. Does that mean 177 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,814 - you had the surgery? - Barry! 178 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,359 - Am I not allowed to ask that? - How would you feel 179 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,819 if someone asked you about your genitals? 180 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,279 Go right ahead, I'm an open book. 181 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,866 No. Okay. Guys, we don't need to hear about that right now. 182 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,200 Thank you. 183 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,954 I'm sorry, I don't always know the rules about these things. 184 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:08,126 Are you and your dad o... okay... now? Are you talking? 185 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:12,839 Yeah. Yeah, we are. I... He... He drives me crazy, 186 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,675 - but he's... he's my dad. - Good. 187 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,482 Brendan, right? 188 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,817 - Yeah. - Sorry, sorry. 189 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,278 Tennis team took long and then I had to pick up snacks 190 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,156 and if I'm gonna be real I... took a nap. 191 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,409 Nice, um... I wasn't going in. 192 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,702 I... I don't think I should... 193 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,496 Oh, I know, you were just passing by, 194 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,749 and then I showed up, and you did a terrible job 195 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,750 of lying to me, 196 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,919 - and now we're going inside. - Oh, we are? 197 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,086 - - Oh, great. - Come on! 198 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,379 - - Yep. - Yeah. 199 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,760 Do you like this class? 200 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,472 Uh... 201 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,267 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 202 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,771 Do you? 203 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,191 Yeah. I mean... 204 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,692 ...sometimes I sit there and I'm like, 205 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236 "What am I doing here?" 206 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,404 But... 207 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,034 What are you doing here? You're such a smart kid, 208 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,578 why aren't you off at college? 209 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,418 I didn't have a great high school experience. 210 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,632 So, I'm... I'm just trying to re-group, or whatever. 211 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,635 Where'd you go to school? 212 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,138 Haddington High. 213 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,976 Did you know my son? Brendan? Brendan Fletcher? 214 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,646 Yeah. 215 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,858 Take it you two aren't friends, huh? 216 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,487 Not really. 217 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:01,823 Mm. 218 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,285 Well... his loss. 219 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,290 Let's go get some wings. 220 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,375 Yeah. 221 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,712 Jonathan is my half-brother. 222 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,090 He lives with my dad 223 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,427 and my stepmom. My dad is great with him... 224 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,887 even though he's a really busy guy. 225 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,266 So, like, I go to his place once a month and just, like, 226 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,728 hang out, and, um, we watch Scrubs... 227 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,648 after Jonathan goes to bed... 228 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,317 It's kinda stupid, but it's pretty funny. 229 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:42,780 It's a good show. So, my dad gets really exhausted. 230 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,282 Like, completely worn out, 231 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,451 because Jonathan is a lot of work. 232 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,411 He's not retarded, but he's... 233 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,330 This is a good moment to lightly remind everyone 234 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,458 that we don't use the R word here. 235 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,085 - Thank you for reminding me. - Oh, no, I... I mean... 236 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,255 I didn't mean it like that, I just mean he's... 237 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,716 - he's not normal! - We try to stay away 238 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,385 from "normal" too. We use "neurotypical." 239 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,640 All right, so then, my half-brother is very... 240 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,143 He's... Well, he's neuro-not-typical. 241 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,187 I'm sorry. 242 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,148 I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to... 243 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,484 you know, say "retarded," I didn't mean to assume that 244 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,653 anyone's family member in here is retarded. 245 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,988 He just said it two more times. 246 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,326 Okay, would anyone else like to share? 247 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,998 So, what do you do for work? 248 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,668 I am a... I'm the director at a senior center. 249 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,338 Wow. That's not what I pictured. 250 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,549 Yeah, well, it's... it's not what I pictured either, so... 251 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,884 No, but it's cool. 252 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,344 - I think it's like... - Ah, it's not cool. 253 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,888 It is though, because it's, like, good, you know? 254 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,264 Mm. Mm. 255 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,850 I think if... I mean, if you're the one working 256 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:53,976 with a bunch of old people, 257 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,812 it must be very exciting for them. 258 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,695 - Oh. - Um, this table's driving me crazy. 259 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,741 Can you hold these, please? I'll be right back. 260 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,344 - How's that? - Much better. 261 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,471 Thank you. 262 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,306 Yeah. 263 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,768 Can I tell you a secret that you can't tell anyone else 264 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,895 in class? 265 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,940 Obviously, I'm saying yes to that. 266 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,733 You are the only one who can write. 267 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,193 Oh, shit, yeah? 268 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,320 Yeah, so far. I'm not saying there won't be a sleeper. 269 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,198 It means a lot coming from you. 270 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,120 I... I'm actually working on a sci-fi novel. 271 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,582 It's about an alien civilization 272 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,253 that colonizes Earth and you think it's the future, 273 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,673 but at the end, you find out it's the ancient past, 274 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,051 and it's how civilization began. 275 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,472 - Hm? - I don't love it. 276 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,933 - What? Come on. - It's like... No. No, it's that 277 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,395 - I'm just not a sci-fi girl. - Not even Close Encounters? 278 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,771 Close what? 279 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,190 Get out of here. 280 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,441 Get in your car and go home. 281 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,568 No, I think I'm gonna stick around a little longer 282 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:29,238 to give you shit for being a huge nerd. 283 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,033 Hey. 284 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,788 Thank you for... having me in there. 285 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,956 Yeah, of course. 286 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,541 Thanks for sharing. 287 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,211 Aside from a few repeated slurs... 288 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,588 you did great. 289 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,264 So, you wanna hang out? 290 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,684 You trying to run game on me while I'm giving you 291 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,436 - a comfort hug? - Uh... 292 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,775 - Maybe a little, yeah. - That's what I thought. 293 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,904 I... No, I don't wanna hang out. Not tonight. 294 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,156 Busy? 295 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,327 No, I literally have no plans, I just haven't decided 296 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,703 what this is yet. 297 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,413 Okay. 298 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,084 Bye. 299 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,129 Bye. See ya. 300 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,636 How old were you when you guys met? 301 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,054 Mm. 302 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:40,268 Um... Nineteen. I was a sophomore. 303 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,270 What'd you like about him? 304 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,856 Everybody liked Ted. He was, like, you know, 305 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,984 he was so charming. 306 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,487 And smart. And hot. 307 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948 What about you? 308 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,117 Was I hot? No. 309 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,286 - No. - No, like, 310 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,413 what were you like back then? 311 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,667 I was a... 312 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,129 big dork, actually. I spent most of my time in the library. 313 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,550 - Did you get straight As? - I did. 314 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,386 Like, what else were you into? What were you doing? 315 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,599 Uh... I don't know... I liked music. 316 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,642 What kind? 317 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,060 Um... 318 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,063 Uh... Probably nothing within your vibe, 319 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:30,526 but Liz Phair, The Smiths, Buzzcocks. 320 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,236 - I love all that. - You do? 321 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,281 Yeah! What, you didn't peg me for British punk? 322 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,908 No, I just... It's surprising. I don't know. 323 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,036 Well, yeah, you two. I mean, you work in a senior center 324 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,163 and you have ice in your wine. 325 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,624 Leave me alone. It tastes better that way! 326 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,667 - Sorry. - God. 327 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,296 Anyway, you're right. I used to be fun, now I'm boring. 328 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,215 No. That's not what I'm saying at all, no. 329 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,509 I think... 330 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,138 ...you're secretly still punk. 331 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,110 Yeah, I specialize 332 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,404 in the brain, Alzheimer's and tumors 333 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,781 and things like that. 334 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,116 God, that must be really hard. 335 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,286 It was at first, but now it's just routine. 336 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,954 Honestly, at this point, 337 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,956 I'd rather be doing what you're doing. 338 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,625 - Seriously? - Mm-hm. 339 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,294 I wish I could do something other than writing. 340 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,879 - Anything at all. - Wait... 341 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,257 aren't you in some fancy literary magazine? 342 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,426 Did someone Google the teacher? 343 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,553 Hey... 344 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,472 I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 345 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,933 You know I wasn't trying to cause a whole thing. 346 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,559 - Oh, yeah. Of course, Barry. - Hey. 347 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,563 Popcorn shrimp for the lady. 348 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,194 Barry! 349 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,446 Thank you. 350 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,705 What about her? Look at her. 351 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,748 Look, she's cute. You just go talk to her. 352 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,669 Go talk to her. 353 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,672 I'm really bad at just... 354 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,757 starting conversation out of nowhere. 355 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:20,386 I think you are so much better than you think you are. 356 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,012 - Mm-hm. - What do you mean? 357 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,597 You're curious. 358 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,767 You wait to talk. You don't just start... 359 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,519 jabbering on. 360 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,605 You actually take in what the other person is saying. 361 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,650 By the way, that's rare. 362 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,319 Girls... 363 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,238 Girls like it. 364 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,407 They like it a lot. 365 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,284 Trust me. 366 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,460 Uh... Doesn't... It doesn't matter. 367 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,712 She... I'm not... She's not my type. 368 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,214 But you're too young to have a type. 369 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,967 - I have a type. - Okay, what's your type? 370 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,888 Come on. 371 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,473 Okay. Okay. 372 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,646 - I like dark hair. - Mm-hm. 373 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,032 How old are you? 374 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,494 How old are you? 375 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,956 Nineteen. 376 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,168 Forty-five. 377 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,632 - - Can I talk to you for a second? - Mm. 378 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,551 - Would you mind, Julian? - Mm. 379 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,012 Course. 380 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,681 Yeah. 381 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,645 Hey, what's up? 382 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,523 I think I have a... crush on Curtis. 383 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,900 Okay! 384 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,694 Wow. Uh... Is that kosher? 385 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,363 The student-teacher thing? 386 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,782 God, no. 387 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,618 Not really, no. 388 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,870 But, I mean, God, we're adults, right? 389 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,791 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right. 390 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,670 Do you wanna dance? 391 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,547 Oh, sh... 392 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,217 - Oh, man, are you okay? - Yeah. 393 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,060 I haven't heard this song in so long! 394 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,857 Oh, I love it. 395 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,611 Come on. 396 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,697 - Get up. Go. - Come on. 397 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,741 Come on. Let me see some moves. 398 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,494 Whoa! 399 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,876 It just really isn't my thing. 400 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,213 - Eve picked it out. - What? 401 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,758 ...are the second largest members of the taxonomic family of dragons 402 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,679 Oh, what are you? Oh, what are you? 403 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,349 ...open its mouth 404 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,019 and thrilled to say, "I'm bigger than you think." 405 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,105 Okay, fun fact. That's also how I attract mates. 406 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,547 - - Hello? - Hey, Mom. 407 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,549 Are you okay? 'Cause, uh, you just... 408 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,260 - I got your message. - Oh, honey, I can't hear you. 409 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,887 - What? - Are you? Really? 410 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,389 Okay, you just... You sounded like, um... 411 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,183 Uh, don't... don't worry about it, honey. 412 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,393 We'll just talk tomorrow! 413 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,443 Oh, this is the best part. 414 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,848 - Whoo! - Yeah! 415 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,435 - Come on. - I'll... I'll put more on. 416 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,062 Uh... All right. 417 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,272 All right. Somebody's gotta take the kid home. 418 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,482 What? No, I'm... 419 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,443 - - I have my skateboard, I'm fine. - N-n-n-n-n-no. 420 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,653 Um... 421 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,863 You know what, I... I can take him home. 422 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,198 Okay. 423 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,366 Are you sure? 424 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,535 Yeah. 425 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,250 Your car's a piece of shit. 426 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:06,672 Your skateboard's a piece of shit. 427 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,551 It's true. 428 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,887 You're really pretty. 429 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,307 - Oh... - Is it okay for me to say that? 430 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,853 - You're drunk. - No, I'm... I'm... I'm serious. 431 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,522 I'm... 432 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,817 What are you doing right now? 433 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,027 Wait, you should put that back on. 434 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,737 No, no, no, no, no. Turn that off. 435 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,155 - Please, can you turn that off. - Okay. 436 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,323 - Put your seatbelt back on, please. - Can you pull over? 437 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,242 - Now, please. Pull over. - Oh, my God. Are you gonna... 438 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,660 - Okay, I'm pulling over. - Oh, God! 439 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,746 Okay. Hold on! Hold on! 440 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,292 Okay. Okay. Oh, God. 441 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,504 Okay, poor thing. 442 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,673 Oh, you poor thing. 443 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,385 Oh, are you okay? 444 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,056 Ugh. You have amazing boobs. 445 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,309 Oh. 446 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,571 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 447 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,307 Hey! 448 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,475 - Right here? - Uh-huh, yeah. 449 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,977 Hello? 450 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,313 You didn't tell him we were coming, did you? 451 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,192 Are you doing anything this weekend? 452 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,445 They're having a party in Brooklyn on Wednesday. 453 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,406 - You should come with me. - As your date? 454 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,490 Yeah. 455 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,660 I've been having these crazy fantasies. 456 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,370 Well, what are you gonna do about them?