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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Shi Long!
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Ooh! I didn't see that coming.
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You had your chance
to save your people.
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Now, all will perish!
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[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
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[ALL GASP]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, that's probably not good.
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All right. All right.
Move along.
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You idiots can lead
yourselves to safety, right?
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Ping! Ping!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Speak to me,
you old so-and-so!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Glad you survived,
old friend.
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Those carts,
I couldn't save them.
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Their screams
will haunt me.
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[SOBBING]
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Okay, honestly,
the cart thing is
getting to be a bit much.
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[LOW GROWL]
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Well, looks like
you've got this handled.
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Arrivederci,suckers!
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I can never tell
whether I don't like
that guy or hate him.
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We have to get you
to safety, Empress.
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And I'm not just saying that
because I want to get to safety.
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We can't leave.
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Not while that thing
is still in my kingdom.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[WHISTLING]
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Over here!
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Does anybody else's head
feel squishy? Mmm.
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[GRUNTS, GASPS]
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[ROARS]
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[SQUEALING]
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Follow me,
your Empressness.
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[YELLING]
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Yah! [GRUNTS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Yah! Huh!
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[SCREAMING]
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[ROARS]
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[YELLING]
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Oh, man,
I'm gonna regret this.
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Come on, this way.
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[ALL PANTING NERVOUSLY]
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[GRUNTING]
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I can't stay
this ginormous forever.
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Get inside!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[ALL PANTING]
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Ooh!
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[STRAINING]
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Okay, we should be safe.
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[SHAKILY] Uh…
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So, I'm just
gonna snag this
and be on my way.
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No!
Whoo-hoo!
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Ha!
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[RUMBLING]
[GASPS NERVOUSLY]
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[ROARS]
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[GRUNTS] Give me
back my crown!
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We had a deal!
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We have completed our agreement.
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And I will be on my way!
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[LAUGHING]
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PO: If you were
planning to run,
why did you just save us?
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[RUMBLING]
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You?
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Ha! I saved the crown, baby!
[RUMBLING]
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After everything
we did for you?
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Everything you did for me?
[LAUGHS]
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What about
everything I did for you?
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I've been helping
you guys ever since
we met in Langaan.
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The eyes never lie.
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Oh, yeah!
[LAUGHS]
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[CLAMORING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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Hmm…
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[CHUCKLING]
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Um…
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None of that
actually helped us.
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Yeah, you're kinda
just a creepy,
old stalker, dude.
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I was keeping
an eye on you!
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[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]
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Like a stalker.
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Aah!
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Empress, we must
get you out of here.
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I won't abandon my kingdom
while that janky metal statue
is wrecking it.
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What if I had a way to get
the janky metal statue
out of the city?
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Uh, how are you planning
to do that exactly?
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I'm not.
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Oh, no.
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[ROARING]
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Son!
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Dads, we'll take it from here.
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You guys need
to get to the catacombs
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and help Grandma
evacuate the city.
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And I'll round up
any remaining carts!
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Listen, son,
I am so proud of you.
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My precious seed!
[WAILING]
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Not as proud as I am
of you, Dad. Dads.
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[LI WAILING]
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Son.
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[MOURNFUL WAILING]
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[HUMMING]
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[LOW ROAR]
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Do your thang.
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Ha!
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Yah!
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[GRUNTS]
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[ROARS]
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[BOTH STRAINING]
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We gotta protect Nu Hai.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Yah!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTS]
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Aah!
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Uh, Nu Hai!
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If you're gonna get
that thing out of the city,
maybe hurry up a little!
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Hey, I'm getting
to that, Bao, and…
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Oh!
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[YELLS]
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[STRAINING]
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[ALL GRUNT]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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[LAUGHING] Sweet.
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Looks like we're
gonna need a ride.
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FAN TONG: This doesn't
feel safe at all.
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You have no idea
how lucky you are
to be controlling this body!
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It's a temple!
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Well, the temple
has a muffin top.
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[SCOFFING] Maybe 'cause
I haven't been to the gym
in over five hundred years!
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Ever think of that?
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Now remember,
the Wellspring is concentrated
in that giant hunk of red jade.
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We destroy the red jade,
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then we save China
and end the drought.
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I hope.
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Well, I'm inspired.
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[ROARS]
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They don't look
too happy to see us.
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
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Uh, okay. Everybody might
want to hold on extra tight.
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FAN TONG: Oh, gosh!
I'm so afraid to ask.
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[GRUNTS LOUDLY]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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Deja-whoa!
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NU HAI: Master Po, quick,
put this on.
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You're the Dragon Master.
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We're running out of time,
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and your kung fu
is much stronger than mine.
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No. This is your fight.
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You got this.
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Thank you, Master Po.
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Fight now. Thank me later.
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[ROARS]
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[LOW GROWL]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Yah! [EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELLS]
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[ROARS]
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[EXCLAIMS] Hmm?
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Aah!
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[GROANS, GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[YELLS]
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Yah!
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[GRUNTING]
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There's too flipping
many of them.
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How do we get them to stop?
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FAN TONG: The Red Jade.
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Nu Hai, they're
gonna keep coming
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until we take out that
giant demon's Red Jade!
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[NU HAI EXCLAIMS]
[GRUNTING] Oh!
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Easier said
than done, Fan Tong!
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
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Now, Nu Hai!
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Hit her in the Red Jade!
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[ROARS]
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Aah!
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No, no, no!
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No shrinking!
Stop the shrinkage!
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm just gonna say it.
Your timing is awful!
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I ain't as spry
as I used to be.
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These things happen
as you get older.
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Goodbye, old friend.
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[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
Aah!
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, boy.
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[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
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What's the deal?
Why isn't she doing anything?
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She's just standing there
like a weirdo.
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Isn't she gonna step on us
and smush us?
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I always try
to hope for the best
in these situations,
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but there's
a very good chance
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she has something
much worse planned for us.
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Way to stay positive,
Master Po!
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Ugh, forget this crud.
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Hey, lady! Yo!
What's up with you?
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What are you looking at?
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Why wouldn't you just squash us
right now, Rust Bucket? Huh?
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You, and your students are
from the humblest of origins.
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You're nothing but lowly pandas.
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Whoa, some of us
less-lowly than others.
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Your rise has given
the citizens of China hope.
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And when I snuff you out,
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that hope will be
snuffed out as well.
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What?
What?
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[ROARING]
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What is this madness?
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Don't look at me.
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I'm just as confused
as you are right now.
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Yes, this certainly took
a surprising turn.
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Once again, I have proved
my incredible intellect,
cunning and courage!
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Is it wrong that I
still kinda hate him?
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We are warriors!
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We dig!
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[YELLING]
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Whoa!
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[SQUEALS IN DELIGHT]
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You see, in a remarkable
change of heart, I…
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[ALL GASP]
Oh!
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[YELLS]
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[ROARS]
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Attack!
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[YELLING]
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[ROARS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[YELLING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Yah! [GRUNTS]
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Aah!
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These jabronies
aren't giving up.
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[GRUNTS]
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Yah!
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Can you guys get me close
to that giant icky thing?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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[YELLING]
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[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Here we go!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[BAO YELLS]
[ROARS]
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BAO: Stupid demon!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[STRAINING]
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00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,313
You good?
271
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,054
Yeah, I'm good.
272
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,707
[PANTING]
273
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,057
[GASPS]
274
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:48,626
Oh, thank you, Fan Tong.
You are a true hero.
275
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,411
[SOFTLY]
My thighs are sweating.
276
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,934
[LAUGHING]
277
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,285
You are seriously
the funniest and the bravest.
278
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,201
Huh? [WHIMPERS]
279
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,246
[CLICKING TONGUE]
280
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,508
Mmm.
281
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,859
[CLAMORING]
282
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,382
[EXCLAIMING, YELLS]
283
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,819
Per our deal,
here's your crown, guy.
284
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,821
Oh, you're too kind.
285
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,519
And it looks like
the folks who sent me
286
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,782
to help you
made the right choice.
287
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:14,870
Who sent you?
288
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,872
Ha! Does it even matter now?
289
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,700
I just go where I'm sent.
290
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,136
Except when I don't.
291
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,312
You do realize you're, like,
super annoying, right?
292
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,271
Help! Someone help!
293
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,663
It's okay, Shi Long.
294
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,795
This is fine.
295
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:27,927
We're gonna fix you.
296
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,931
I don't deserve to be fixed.
297
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,195
Deserve it or not,
you're my sister.
298
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,805
I'll always be here for you.
299
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,897
I got this.
300
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,420
How stupid can you be?
301
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:47,859
You would save
this vile blaggard
after all her tomfoolery!
302
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,514
It's what I do, bubba.
I heal people.
303
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,602
[YELLS]
304
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,997
[GROANING WEAKLY]
305
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,535
[GROANS]
306
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,233
[EXCLAIMS]
307
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,538
[LAUGHING]
308
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,327
Thank you for forgiving
and exonerating me.
309
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,806
"Exonerate"?
310
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,941
[LAUGHS] Oh, no, you are
so going to jail.
311
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,508
I mean, you're my sister.
312
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,251
But you're still in,
literally, a ton of trouble.
313
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,557
[STRAINING]
314
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,736
Okay, everybody,
you should be safe now.
315
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,434
Don't everyone
thank me at once.
316
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,654
I told you we'd all get there
when we got there, haters.
317
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,829
Oh! Ah!
318
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,052
Wow, what a mess.
319
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,836
Grandma!
Grandma, you're okay!
320
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,577
So good to see you, too.
I mean, I was more
worried about myself.
321
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,883
Yep, I'm still living.
But still, you're okay!
322
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,276
They ain't got me yet!
323
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,280
[LOW GROWL]
324
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:14,685
[MOLES CHANTING]
All hail Glorious Bao!
All hail Glorious Bao!
325
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,688
[SIGHS] He's gonna be
a nightmare to deal with now.
326
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,690
Well, more of a nightmare.
327
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,475
Just be happy
you don't share
a room with him.
328
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,954
Uh, guys?
329
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,480
Sorry to interrupt,
but this is concerning, right?
330
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,832
Remember what I said
about Red Jade being
331
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,053
highly unstable
and very explosive?
332
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,402
Well, I'll be in touch.
333
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,795
If there's anything
left of you. Good luck!
334
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,970
Holy underpants.
335
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,103
NU HAI:
Okay, we just need to…
336
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,375
[EXCLAIMING]
337
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:18,662
Boys! I still need
to be moistened!
338
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,800
[SQUEALS IN DELIGHT]
339
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,718
[CHUCKLING]
340
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,811
Oh, hey, you're not a mirror!
341
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,466
Nope. I'm your best friend.
342
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,815
[SIGHING]
343
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,295
[SIGHING]
344
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,126
[LAUGHING]
Yeah!
345
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,562
Yes!
346
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,303
[ALL CHEERING]
347
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,960
ZHIZHU: Well, I suppose
I'm out of a job.
348
00:18:56,004 --> 00:19:00,487
The chi of the planet
is no longer concentrated
in the Wellspring.
349
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,967
It's exploded
all over the place.
350
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,622
Chi belongs to everyone now,
351
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,408
not just pandas
and kung fu masters.
352
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,584
So, what's next
for you, Zhizhu?
353
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,412
I'm finally free.
354
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,718
All that's left for me
to do now is to find
355
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,938
a freakishly huge
immortal spider,
356
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,332
who's single and down to clown.
357
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,946
[CHEERING]
358
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,613
As a token of our gratitude,
359
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:43,573
as well as our world-famous
Panda Village civic pride,
360
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,750
we present these medals to you.
361
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,014
You know what? I can wait.
362
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,581
Let Fan Tong go first.
363
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,280
Hey, I taught you that.
364
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,195
I taught him that!
365
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,674
That's our son.
366
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,069
You will all be expected
to help me rear him.
367
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,594
BAO: "Bravery,
it can't be taught, you know.
368
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,075
"Sure, every band needs
a charismatic lead singer.
369
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,339
"But the drummer
and the tambourine player
deserve a little credit, too."
370
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,168
[ALL CHEERING]
371
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,306
"No one can do it alone.
372
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,395
"We all need
a little help sometimes.
373
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,485
"Nobody is perfect."
374
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,008
Don't worry, Shi Long,
375
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,663
in another couple of years
when I trust you again,
376
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:33,623
we can probably lose the cage
and switch to shackles.
377
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,625
Yay, sisters! [GIGGLING]
378
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,846
BAO: "And even
the biggest screw-ups
can redeem themselves
379
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,197
"to become the heroes
they were meant to be."
380
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,809
My life as a criminal
mastermind is over.
381
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,856
This dashing scoundrel
is going legit!
382
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,598
We can't break up
the gang, boss!
383
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,644
Oh! We got an extra
mouth to feed.
384
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,733
One of us is pregnant.
385
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:01,129
Sorry, boys, your alpha dog
is turning over a new leaf
386
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,435
and I'm going…
387
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:06,917
Ohh! Look at all that
beautiful corn!
388
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,355
Boss, you talking
about a corn heist
389
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,488
after everything you just said
about going clean?
390
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,621
You ignominious dunces!
391
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,537
We are not going
to steal the corn.
392
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,800
We are just going
to eat as much of it
393
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,324
as we can get
before we are caught.
394
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,195
Yah!
395
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,459
Yep, the logic checks out.
396
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:32,943
[ALL EXCLAIM]
397
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,906
We give thanks
to the mighty god
398
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:42,518
of the Wasteland
who saved our land.
399
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,652
All hail glorious Bao!
400
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:48,742
ALL: All hail glorious Bao!
401
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:51,310
BAO: "Which, I guess, means
bravery actually can be taught.
402
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,050
[LAUGHS] "Who knew?
403
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,879
"Especially when you have
a great teacher.
404
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,881
"He also taught me
how to be humble.
405
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,319
"Which is hard for someone
as awesome as I am.
406
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,929
"The end."
407
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,713
[CHEERING]
408
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:10,285
Bao and Friends will return
in "The Tao of Bao Three,
Apocalypse Bao."
409
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,504
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
410
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,419
Really, Bao?
Really?
411
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,159
I don't know why I expected
anything different.
412
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,247
You guys ready?
413
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,119
[GRUNTS]
414
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,991
PO: There's still
a ton of adventures out there.
415
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:24,560
And I can't wait to see
what comes next.
416
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,313
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]