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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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PO: All right, gang, I know
we're all hungry because
we skipped second lunch,

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but let's try not to
freak out, okay?

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We've made it this far

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and I'm sure the fertile part

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is just over that hill up ahead.

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Okay, my bad.

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Your bad indeed!

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You said it, boss.

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He sure did.

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Zip it, dumdums!

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But I'm too young to die!

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And I'm too pretty!

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Boys. So dramatic.

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If it gets to the point we have
to survive by eating each other,

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I say we start with
the Dragon Master

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since he got everyone's
hopes up. Except mine.

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I know how to manage
my expectations!

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Ooh! Very tender.

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Hey!

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I was kidding! I'm a vegetarian.

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CHOW GUARD 1:
We're lookin' for the Mayor.

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You boys seen Li?

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Nope.

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You seen him, Dim?

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Sure haven't, Sum.

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Where are the Guardians
of the Wellspring?

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Uh...

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What's a well spring, Dim?

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Darned if I know, Sum.

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Attention, everybody.

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I just wanted to confirm that
everything is totally normal
in the village

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and nothing weird or concerning
is going on with the Wellspring.

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And in even more good news,
Mei Mei is apparently
going on tour,

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so all further performances
of hers have been canceled.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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It's a miracle!

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Are you Mayor Li?

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I sure am.

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And also my son
is the Dragon Master.

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We come from the palace
on behalf of Mistress...

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Empress Xiao.

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Dragon Master Po received
your letter regarding
the Wellspring

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and asked us to come
on his behalf.

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Oh, thank heavens!

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Help has arrived!

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We'd like to speak with you
in private

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so as not to alarm
the other villagers.

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A top secret government meeting.

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Oh! Po would be so proud.

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He's my son, you know.

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Is it dark in here

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or am I finally suffering
the consequences of having
looked into that eclipse?

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I think I just need to
get a little air.

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I think I'm having
a panic attack.

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Do either of you

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have a paper bag?

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How do I look?
I want my people
to see a leader.

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Someone who is warm and kind.

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Not scaly and badly dressed.
No offense.

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How could I possibly
be offended?

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Your highness. I come before you
on behalf of Bunnyburg.

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The drought is worse than ever.

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We are unable to grow crops

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and the resources we ship in
have ceased completely.

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Well, that is just unacceptable.

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How did that sound?

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I was going for authoritative,
but also a, "Hey, the Empress
is just like us" vibe.

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It worked for me?

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Oh, really? Thank you so much.
You are so sweet.

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I thought the pipeline thingy
was supposed to be working
by now.

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Projects of this size
and nature take time.

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I'm starting to think we can't
wait for Dragon Master Po

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and the Four Constellations
to arrive.

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I think I might have to
investigate this on my own.

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I say this with
the utmost respect,
Your Majesty,

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you can't just wave a wand
and fix everything.

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[SIGHING]
You're absolutely right,
Shi Long.

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Note to self, buy a scepter.

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I pinky swear to personally
see to it

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that our plans to address
the drought be sped up asap.

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In the meantime,
my Imperial Guards will
prepare a large shipment

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of food and resources
to be sent back with you
to Chinchillaville.

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[GUARDS EXCLAIMING]

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Uh, I'm actually a Rabbit.

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Of course you are.

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Oh, thank you, your highness.
Oh, thank you so much.

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Yes! Nailed it.

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[YELLING]

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Easy, little guys,
we come in peace.

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Peace? We do not do peace.
We are warriors!

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[YELLING]

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Look, look, guys! Hey!

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I think there's been some
kind of misunderstanding.

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We don't want to hurt you.

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I kinda do.

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Uh, mmm, can we just
talk for a sec? Huh?

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'Cause we're kind of
in a hurry.

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Talk? Ha! We do not talk.

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We fight.

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We punch, we kick,

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we do head butts,
sometimes there's biting,

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finger pointing in the...

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This thing's so defective.
Attack!

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Huh?

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Bao?

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'Sup?

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All hail glorious Bao!

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MOLE-RATS:
All hail glorious Bao!

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All hail glorious Bao!
How do they know your name?

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Shh! I'm basking.
It's beautiful.All hail glorious Bao!

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We have read the holy text
and have waited for the arrival
of our savior.

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Oh, brother. Literally.

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You are all invited
to a big feast

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in honor of the new God
of the Wasteland.

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Ah! The God of the Wasteland,
yeah!

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That sounds so edgy, so urban.

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You had us at big feast.

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Who else knows about
the Wellspring being in danger?

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Is this a prank?
Did Ping put you up to this?

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Who's Ping?
Does he know about
the Wellspring, too?

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No one knows about
the Wellspring missing
besides me.

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Perfect.
Let's move to Phase Two.

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LI: I do not like Phase Two.
I repeat, I do not like
Phase Two.

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[BONES CRACKING]

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[MOANING]

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Your pedipalps are magic!

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My, you are just
full of tension.

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I'd love to go all shiatsu
on you, but I might draw blood.

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Oh! What the heck?
What are you doing on my table?

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That's a health code violation.

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I've got very urgent business,
Li is missing!

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LI: Uh, please,

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I just have a number
of questions about Phase Two.

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Well, we found him.

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Looks like we're too late.

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Spider-guy, I need you to work
on my trapezius muscles.

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Well, if you're not gonna
do anything, I will!

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Dead or alive, I'm getting
my best friend back.

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And revenge!

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Hey.

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In honor of the arrival of our
new god and esteemed guests,

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I present to you,
a traditional feast

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of all of our favorite foods.

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I wonder if they're gonna
have dry salty plums?

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I've had a craving
since last season.

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But first. We will begin
the seven-hour crowning ritual.

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Now with that out of the way,
let us enjoy the nourishment

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that our bountiful
fields provide.

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Feast!

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Ooh, hot, hot, hot.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Can you pass the salt?

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Uh, guys, am I
missing something?

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I think we're all
missing something. The food.

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I'm all for using your
imagination, but this,

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this is a whole other level.

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Okay, I'm officially hangry.

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Jing, our heroic-ness
is for helping others.

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Especially those in need.

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And they are clearly in need.

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Oh! Is our food not good enough
for you village folk?

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What? No! No, no, no, no.

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We're just, uh,
taking it all in.

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Look at all this yummy...
Stuff.

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Did you whip this up yourself?

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Because, I mean, wow, this,
I mean you should get
a food cart, truly.

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I mean, you could take this
on the road.

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Mmm. Oh, almost as good
as my dad's.

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I mean, it's better
than my dad's. So good.

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It's really good.

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To Bao,
the God of the Wasteland!

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MOLE-RATS:
All hail glorious Bao!

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We prayed he would come.

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And now I'm here!
God status, y'all.

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Tell my son how
you'll save us all.

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Save you from what exactly?

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The Beast of the Wasteland,
of course!

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When the earth tremors
collapsed our tunnel system

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we had to move above ground
where the beast has been
picking us off one by one.

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He refuses to accept our
generous food offerings.

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Can't imagine why.

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It is the same beast that
you defeated in your scroll!

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We are saved!

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Oh, the Key-lin.

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Yeah, I totally know
how to defeat that guy.

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It's pronounced "Chee-lin."

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Now where does
this "Chee-lin" live?

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[QILIN ROARS]

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The Empress is starting to
interfere with our plans.

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[GROANING]

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DARK SHADOW: You must control
the Empress until everything
is in place.

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I will.

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With the palace still reeling
from the Emperor's death,

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there's a power vacuum left
that I intend to fill.

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DARK SHADOW: How?

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I've hired an assassin.

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DARK SHADOW:
You fool! You are not even
in the lineage.

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What is your plan? Assassinate
the next 50 relatives in line?

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I, I...

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Hard power is brittle,

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soft power is resilient.

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You must use the Empress
until we no longer need her.

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Fix this.

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You got this, man.
You're a god now.

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And you totally look the part.

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You know we can all
hear you, right?

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You made your bed,
now go lay in it

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so we can get to
the Forbidden City
and help the Emperor.

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You know I never make my bed.

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Bao is great, but I think
we should all go, or... Ow!

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The holy text said you defeated
the beast alone.

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You got this, Bao.
Make us proud.

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[BREATHING DEEPLY]

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Just going for a short walk,
alone.

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Be back in a jif.

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Hello? Is anybody there?

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'Sup, bro? Nice, uh, back flame.

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[ROARING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[PANTING]
The beast has been defeated.

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[CHEERING]

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All hail glorious Bao!

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All hail glorious Bao!
Let's go, move along,
time's a wasting.

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[QILIN GROWLS]

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Probably just a death rattle,
you know.

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Very common with creatures
of that...

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[QILIN ROARS]

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Size.

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You are a liar!

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You have broken our hearts
into a million little pieces.

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Okay, fine!

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I admit my memoir was
a bit of an embellishment.

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And by embellishment
he means totally made up.

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False God! False God! False God!

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We spent weeks building
a statue to honor you.

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I'll take Bao's place.

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What? Bao always has my back.

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No.
Not really.

241
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When?
So I've got his.

242
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Okay, at this point I think
that I should just... Seriously?

243
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Fan Tong, what are you doing?

244
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Let Master Po handle this.

245
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The strange sand puppies
gave me the nod.

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I'm trying to help you.

247
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,595
But I don't want your help.

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What's wrong with my help?

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I'm perfectly capable.
Move, please.

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Make me.

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Just leave me alone.
No!

252
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,445
Why?
Because I'm your friend!

253
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,320
Say uncle.

254
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,931
Bao.
Say it. Say uncle!

255
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,456
You're not my uncle!

256
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,204
All hail glorious Fan Tong!

257
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,991
All hail glorious Fan Tong!

258
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,472
Stop. You're making me blush.

259
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,866
Probably gonna hurt
scroll sales.

260
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,871
LI: Okay, I take back
what I said.

261
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:20,615
You might get away with this,
but there's still a chance
to do the right thing,

262
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,530
which I'm sure you will.

263
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,315
Not so fast.

264
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,839
You best be on your way
back to the old folks' home.

265
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,842
Unless you want a fast track
to the Spirit Realm.

266
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,323
After the life I've lived,
there ain't no way they're
gonna let me in.

267
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,282
[BOTH GRUNTING]

268
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,129
Ping? Grandma? Is that you?

269
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,828
Oh, let me feel
your warm embrace!

270
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, well, we tried.

271
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,312
Yo, nice catch, Giant Spider.

272
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,967
The pleasure was all mine.

273
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,403
Here goes nothing.

274
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,144
[ALL YELLING]

275
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,932
Oh, thank you so much
for saving my life.

276
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,717
If there is anything
I can do to repay you.

277
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,806
Money is good. Now what?

278
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:26,550
It seems the Imperial Guards
don't want us to know
the Wellspring is missing.

279
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:29,989
Which means there is
only one place left to go.

280
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,212
Mistress Long, Empress Xiao
is not in her chamber.

281
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,432
She insisted on going
for a short walk, alone.

282
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:42,349
Argh! Don't you know how
dangerous it is for the Empress
to be alone right now?

283
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,616
[GASPING]

284
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,389
Empress, what brings you
to this part of the palace?

285
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,913
I want to see
the pipeline plans
for myself.

286
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,828
You know I'm more
of a visual learner.

287
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,745
Yes, I recall you copying
off of my old tests
in home school.

288
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,488
Oh, Shi Long.
You're such a martyr.

289
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,011
Where is your study anyway?

290
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,057
Ah, the door is just
at the end there.

291
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,103
Full disclosure,
there is a lot of dust,

292
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,061
old paint,
bones of fired servants,

293
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,845
discarded artificial
kumquat trees,

294
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,630
boxes of collars
from deceased pets,

295
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:33,677
expired deadly potions,
and possibly a family
of albino third cousins.

296
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,114
Although I believe they moved.

297
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,638
Ah! Ew.

298
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,770
Really no place for an Empress.

299
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,250
We have a big day tomorrow

300
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,166
and I know we both want
your father's funeral service

301
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,473
to be absolutely perfect.

302
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,431
You should try
and get some rest.

303
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,041
What would I do without you?

304
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,567
I'd probably be fine,
but you know what I mean.

305
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,874
LI: Why would Imperial Guards
try to Phase Two me

306
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,313
for contacting Po to tell him
the Wellspring is in danger?

307
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,184
It doesn't make any sense.

308
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,926
Two words,
government corruption.

309
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,634
We doin' this or what?

310
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:28,863
[QILIN GROWLS]

311
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,611
Holy underpants.

312
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,407
Our heroic-ness
is for helping others.

313
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,587
[ROARING]

314
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,156
Hi, friend. Are you okay?

315
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,855
I don't wanna hurt you.

316
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,250
I've come to ask you to please
leave the weird ground rodents
alone.

317
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,949
They may be crazy,
but you've eaten their friends
and that's just mean.

318
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,649
I did not eat their friends.

319
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,613
So, I says to the guy,
"I'm a mole, not a rat."

320
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,311
And he lets me go.

321
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,226
Then I totally ratted him out.

322
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,753
I was lonely
and have no friends.

323
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,451
I've always been
a fan of comedy,

324
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,410
and they'd already paid
the two drink minimum,

325
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,369
so I felt weird about
kicking them out.

326
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,631
I love comedy!

327
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,198
You do?
Totally!

328
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,983
I'm sure my friend Bao could
come up with a clean tight five.

329
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,334
Well, that sounds great!
I'd love to have him.

330
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,598
I'd love to have
all your friends. Just let me
go get some fliers.

331
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,908
Great news, everyone.
I killed the Qilin.

332
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,568
With kindness. And our shared
love of stand-up comedy.

333
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,091
Stand-up what?

334
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,311
I prefer to be prone
when I laugh.

335
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,792
And now the Qilin
and I are friends.

336
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:17,014
You have proven yourself
to be a true warrior
through your compassion.

337
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,973
I always wanted a pony.

338
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,889
Anyway, the Qilin agreed
to leave you guys alone
from now on.

339
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,717
A truce!

340
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,329
A truce! A truce! A truce!

341
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,028
Would you care for an apple?

342
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:33,770
Great job, buddy.

343
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,946
Solved the problem
and nobody got hurt.

344
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,906
Well, except for Bao,
egotistically speaking.

345
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:41,996
All hail glorious Fan Tong!
Wow, thank you.

346
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,216
I'm very flattered,
but I'm not your god.

347
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,610
My friends and I must continue
on our journey.

348
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,699
But we wish you
the best of luck.

349
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,398
And, uh, we'll make sure to
speak with the Emperor about
getting you guys water

350
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,270
to help your, uh,
civilization thrive again.

351
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,577
I'm guessing it thrived once?
Maybe?

352
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,626
There it is!
The Forbidden City!

353
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,506
I can tell you're angry.

354
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:16,509
You ambushed me on a job
you hired me for.

355
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:20,600
I always complete my missions.
No matter what.

356
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:24,386
Don't worry, I have a much
bigger mission for you now.

357
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,562
And do you have any associates?

358
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:31,611
You will need some help taking
out the Dragon Master
and his students,

359
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,004
the Four Constellations.

360
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,357
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]