1 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:15,839 Excuse me. 2 00:02:15,883 --> 00:02:17,667 Sir? 3 00:02:17,711 --> 00:02:19,756 Sir? 4 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,541 Can I get you a snack? 5 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:22,977 What? 6 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:24,848 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 7 00:02:24,892 --> 00:02:27,764 I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack.. 8 00:02:27,808 --> 00:02:29,723 I'm just kidding. 9 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:31,115 - Okay. - Yeah. 10 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:32,880 - What's up? - We have some fantastic caviar. 11 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:35,206 It's osetra, fresh from... 12 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,338 You ever had caviar? 13 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:37,687 No, sir. 14 00:02:37,731 --> 00:02:39,646 It's delicious. It is, yeah. 15 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:41,212 But I had some last night. 16 00:02:41,256 --> 00:02:43,040 You know what? I'm actually in the mood 17 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:44,848 for something a little bit more Mediterranean. 18 00:02:44,868 --> 00:02:48,480 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 19 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:50,178 with some figs or even, like, 20 00:02:50,221 --> 00:02:52,572 like, any kind of small fish? 21 00:02:52,615 --> 00:02:54,182 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... 22 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:56,401 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here. 23 00:02:56,445 --> 00:02:58,099 Well, fuck. 24 00:02:58,142 --> 00:03:00,710 How about a glass of champagne? 25 00:03:00,754 --> 00:03:02,059 - Boom. - Great. 26 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:03,365 Perfect. 27 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:10,807 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry? 28 00:03:10,851 --> 00:03:14,071 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 29 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:15,943 Couple years back, they found the wreck 30 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:18,772 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 31 00:03:18,815 --> 00:03:21,644 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 32 00:03:21,688 --> 00:03:24,908 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 33 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:28,129 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 34 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:30,044 It's just plain ol' champagne. 35 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:37,747 - You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's... 36 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,183 sweet. 37 00:03:39,227 --> 00:03:41,403 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 38 00:03:42,796 --> 00:03:44,188 Hey, Jesus! 39 00:03:44,232 --> 00:03:46,072 - What are you doing? - What is happening here? 40 00:03:48,802 --> 00:03:50,891 - What the... - Fuck! 41 00:03:50,934 --> 00:03:52,501 - Shit. - What's going on? 42 00:03:52,544 --> 00:03:53,763 What is happening? 43 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:55,417 One of them's fucking awake, man. 44 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,549 - Okay. - Gross. 45 00:03:57,593 --> 00:03:58,855 What... Ted! 46 00:03:58,899 --> 00:04:01,205 Okay, calm down. 47 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:02,903 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 48 00:04:02,946 --> 00:04:04,165 Hey, it's all right. 49 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:05,688 Would you... 50 00:04:05,732 --> 00:04:07,148 - get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 51 00:04:07,168 --> 00:04:08,648 - Okay, no, it's okay. - Jesus. 52 00:04:08,691 --> 00:04:10,780 It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right. 53 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,347 It's okay. I'm a doctor. 54 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:13,894 - Ted, Ted, come on, man. - Great. Fantastic. 55 00:04:13,914 --> 00:04:16,177 If you could just lay those towels 56 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,135 - on the floor right there. - Fuck. 57 00:04:18,179 --> 00:04:20,268 Now, what's his... what's his... what's his name? 58 00:04:20,311 --> 00:04:21,553 His na... Squealer, I think? I... 59 00:04:21,573 --> 00:04:23,445 Randy. 60 00:04:23,488 --> 00:04:25,273 Randy? That's great. 61 00:04:25,316 --> 00:04:26,950 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 62 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:28,430 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 63 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:30,887 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good. 64 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,890 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 65 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:35,849 There you go. There you go. 66 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:38,460 May I use your pen? 67 00:04:38,503 --> 00:04:40,418 - Pen. Yes. - Thanks. 68 00:04:40,462 --> 00:04:42,812 Okay, Randy. 69 00:04:42,856 --> 00:04:44,814 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 70 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:45,969 - What? - Because you woke up 71 00:04:45,989 --> 00:04:47,948 before you were supposed to. 72 00:04:51,342 --> 00:04:52,692 Fuck! 73 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:57,218 Hey, you're bleeding. 74 00:04:58,306 --> 00:05:00,090 Ted, what the fuck, man? 75 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,049 He woke up. And we can't have you 76 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:03,703 talking about this, now, can we, Randy? 77 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:06,183 It hasn't even started yet, man. 78 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:07,750 - Geez. - What the fuck? 79 00:05:07,794 --> 00:05:09,491 You guys just gonna stand there? 80 00:05:12,494 --> 00:05:14,061 My God. 81 00:05:14,104 --> 00:05:15,627 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill. 82 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:17,194 You need to just take it easy. 83 00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:19,196 - Hey. - All right, all right. 84 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,024 Shit. Shit. 85 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:23,287 - My God! - That's gross. 86 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:24,462 Grab him! 87 00:05:24,506 --> 00:05:25,507 No! Stop! 88 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:26,793 All right, all right, all right. 89 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:28,359 - Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Motherfucker. 90 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:29,578 - It's okay, now. All right, all right. - No! 91 00:05:29,598 --> 00:05:31,208 Hey. 92 00:05:34,821 --> 00:05:36,977 - Put him in the back with the rest. - This isn't right. 93 00:05:36,997 --> 00:05:38,215 I mean, he doesn't even know. 94 00:05:38,259 --> 00:05:39,739 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 95 00:05:39,782 --> 00:05:41,131 God. 96 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,528 No sentimentality, comrade. 97 00:05:48,356 --> 00:05:50,271 War is war. 98 00:05:53,796 --> 00:05:57,800 Thanks. 99 00:06:07,592 --> 00:06:09,029 Would you... would you grab me 100 00:06:09,072 --> 00:06:11,074 a little seltzer water or something? 101 00:06:26,698 --> 00:06:28,788 Fucking redneck. 102 00:06:34,271 --> 00:06:36,273 Help. 103 00:07:36,768 --> 00:07:39,249 God. 104 00:08:04,579 --> 00:08:07,451 Hey. Hey. 105 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:15,938 Hello! 106 00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:36,437 Hey. 107 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:43,531 What the hell is this? 108 00:09:33,494 --> 00:09:35,191 What? 109 00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:44,984 No! No, no, no. 110 00:09:45,027 --> 00:09:46,289 No. It's a trap. 111 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,683 Trap. 112 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:49,901 Trap. 113 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:55,951 My God! 114 00:10:59,754 --> 00:11:01,669 What the fuck? 115 00:12:02,077 --> 00:12:04,123 What's that? 116 00:12:19,094 --> 00:12:20,487 Hey! 117 00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:26,884 Thank you. 118 00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:35,197 Thank you. 119 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,807 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 120 00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:39,288 All right. 121 00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,987 This ought to help? 122 00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,293 Yeah. 123 00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:45,642 All right, there you go. 124 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:47,296 All right, hey, guys, I got keys. 125 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,429 I got keys. Here, here, here. 126 00:12:49,472 --> 00:12:50,865 Here. Turn around. 127 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,606 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked. 128 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,999 What is happening? What is all of this? 129 00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:57,001 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 130 00:12:57,045 --> 00:12:58,655 I can't use that. 131 00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,222 Can you do this? 132 00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:01,702 Yeah. 133 00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:03,573 You can squeeze a trigger, then. 134 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,922 Take it. 135 00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,663 What is this? What the fuck is this, man? 136 00:13:06,707 --> 00:13:08,099 What do we need guns for? 137 00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:09,231 We'll get out of here. 138 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,667 TEC-9, Lou. 139 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:14,323 Hey. 140 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,981 Hey. Let me show you. 141 00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,243 Safety. 142 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:23,637 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay? 143 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,029 Thanks. 144 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,161 You're welcome. 145 00:13:27,989 --> 00:13:30,252 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle. 146 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:33,255 Everybody get the fuck down! 147 00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:34,561 - Move! - Go! Go! Go! 148 00:13:34,604 --> 00:13:36,345 That almost hit me. 149 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,006 F... 150 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,008 F... 151 00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:50,011 Jesus Christ. 152 00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:57,540 Over there. 153 00:14:05,026 --> 00:14:07,115 What the fuck? 154 00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:10,988 Come on, let's go. 155 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:12,425 Move! 156 00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:23,392 Help! 157 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,270 Help! 158 00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:33,576 Help! 159 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,279 - I fell. - It's okay. It's okay. 160 00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,411 I fell. 161 00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:44,718 It's my birthday tomorrow. 162 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:47,111 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 163 00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:48,417 God. 164 00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:49,810 Come on, reach for me. Come on. 165 00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,551 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 166 00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:53,814 One, two, happy birthday! 167 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,211 Go. Here we go. Good job. 168 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,735 - Good job. Ready? - Yeah. 169 00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:04,172 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 170 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,015 Holy fuck. 171 00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:25,628 Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 172 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:27,935 Shoot me. 173 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,378 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 174 00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:31,068 No. No, wait. No, no, no! 175 00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:32,766 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 176 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,986 Don't do it! Don't... 177 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,732 Jesus fucking Christ. 178 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:02,448 Okay. 179 00:16:04,319 --> 00:16:05,712 Fuck. 180 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,027 Don't shoot, asshole. 181 00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:18,551 I'm on your side. 182 00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,469 They with us, too? 183 00:16:23,512 --> 00:16:25,035 Yeah. 184 00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,864 - Road means civilization. - What? 185 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,257 Civilization's our fucking friend. 186 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,476 Hey, folks. 187 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:31,955 What's the plan, khaki man? 188 00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:34,349 - Trying to figure it out. - Sorry. 189 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,157 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 190 00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:38,440 You know what this is, right? 191 00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:40,529 - Goddamn Manorgate. - That shit's real? 192 00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,357 Seems pretty fucking real to me. 193 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,490 - Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up. - I'm going. 194 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,622 Yeah. 195 00:16:55,762 --> 00:16:57,198 What? 196 00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:59,809 - What the fuck was that? - Hurry. 197 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,312 - Shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. - Fuck. 198 00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:02,464 Hurry up. 199 00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,987 I got you. I got you. 200 00:17:04,031 --> 00:17:05,360 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, no, no, keep climbing. 201 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,492 I'm gonna help you. Come on. 202 00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:07,991 No! Keep climbing. 203 00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,320 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no. 204 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:10,820 Up, up. Go up. 205 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,996 What is this Avatarshit? 206 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,085 We should go. 207 00:17:15,129 --> 00:17:17,131 - Fuck it. - Run! 208 00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,120 Why isn't it working? 209 00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:51,731 Wait. Did you pull the pin? 210 00:17:51,774 --> 00:17:54,385 Shit. 211 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,607 What was that? 212 00:17:58,651 --> 00:18:00,633 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up. 213 00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:02,263 - Fuck. - We got to find shelter. 214 00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:03,873 Come on! 215 00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,460 There's about $200 in the cash register. 216 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,853 It's all yours. 217 00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,160 Give me a hand here. Come on. 218 00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:33,337 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 219 00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:35,165 Where are we? 220 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,515 What? 221 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:37,994 Look, son, we don't want no trouble. 222 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:40,170 - Just take the money. - I don't want your damn money. 223 00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:41,650 Where the fuck are we? 224 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:44,348 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 225 00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:46,002 Elaine, where? 226 00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:47,351 Which state? 227 00:18:47,395 --> 00:18:48,570 Arkansas. 228 00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:50,485 What? 229 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,834 We're in Arkansas? 230 00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:54,576 Wha... Man, Jesus. 231 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,665 Fucking Arkansas. 232 00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:59,668 - You got a phone? - Please. 233 00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:01,258 We have children. We have grandchildren. 234 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,956 You have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 235 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,740 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone. 236 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,197 Son, whatever's going on here... 237 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:08,788 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 238 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,375 But y'all have guns. 239 00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,377 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 240 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:15,815 - Hello? - What's your emergency? 241 00:19:15,858 --> 00:19:17,405 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. 242 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:19,407 - You gotta come here right now. - Can you repeat that, sir? 243 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,908 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 244 00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,866 It's Manorgate! 245 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:24,998 I'm sorry, sir. 246 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,370 I'm having trouble understanding you. 247 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:27,609 Manorgate. 248 00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,611 Just fucking Google it! 249 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,004 I can't Google it right now. 250 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:32,788 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that. 251 00:19:32,832 --> 00:19:34,204 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, 252 00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:35,728 and they had these... these locks on 'em and... 253 00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,532 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 254 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,100 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 255 00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,058 where I went to a bar after work 256 00:19:42,102 --> 00:19:44,214 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, 257 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,453 they drugged all of us? 258 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:46,889 Where'd they get you from? 259 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:48,238 Wyoming. 260 00:19:48,282 --> 00:19:49,762 Orlando. 261 00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:51,894 Fuck. 262 00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,635 All right, listen to me. 263 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:55,158 They grabbed us from all over, 264 00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:57,073 and they brought us here to kill us, 265 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,640 and they're still trying to kill us. 266 00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:00,100 And they're coming down the fucking road, 267 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,880 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 268 00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,863 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 269 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,212 I am at a gas station! 270 00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,736 Could you please just trace the call? 271 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:10,521 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea. 272 00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,349 We'll trace you, sir. 273 00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:13,612 Sit tight. 274 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,048 - Okay. - Help's on the way. 275 00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,397 Good. 276 00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,924 What'd they say, dude? 277 00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,839 They said they're coming. 278 00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:25,319 Thank Christ. 279 00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:28,476 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 280 00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:29,825 Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 281 00:20:29,845 --> 00:20:31,455 You seem a little worked up, 282 00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:34,110 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 283 00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:36,591 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 284 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,027 - Why? - What? 285 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,551 Why do you own seven guns? 286 00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:42,533 - "Stand your ground." - Because it's my constitutional right 287 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:43,873 to protect myself if I should ever 288 00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:45,275 happen to be getting fucking shot at, 289 00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:46,799 which is exactly what's happening right now. 290 00:20:46,819 --> 00:20:47,994 Is that okay? 291 00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:51,780 So, those people that are shooting at you, 292 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:55,654 they're just exercising the very same right? 293 00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:57,307 What the fuck are you talking about? 294 00:20:57,351 --> 00:21:00,006 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?" 295 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,834 Is she okay? 296 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,487 Sure, she's fine. 297 00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:04,924 How are you? 298 00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:11,452 What the fuck? 299 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,280 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong? 300 00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:14,847 Hey, get some water, dude! 301 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,002 - What's wrong with her? - I don't... I don't... 302 00:21:16,022 --> 00:21:17,023 What happened to her? 303 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,720 Damn. No, no, no, no, no. 304 00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,124 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. Come on. 305 00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:21,810 Hey, get some water, dude. 306 00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:23,507 I think she's dianetic. 307 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,726 My God. 308 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,347 Don't make a mess. 309 00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:38,827 What? 310 00:21:38,871 --> 00:21:41,438 I'm not cleaning him up. 311 00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:58,412 You're going to hell. 312 00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:02,546 I don't believe in hell. 313 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,636 As you so eloquently posted, 314 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,378 I'm a "godless elite." 315 00:22:08,422 --> 00:22:10,816 For the record, asshole, 316 00:22:10,859 --> 00:22:13,993 climate change is real. 317 00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,258 Hit the vent, honey. 318 00:22:31,445 --> 00:22:33,403 I'll get a mop. 319 00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:52,292 Sorry. 320 00:22:55,861 --> 00:22:57,906 Sorry again. 321 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,460 What? 322 00:23:30,504 --> 00:23:31,722 Nothing. 323 00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:32,898 Come on, honey. 324 00:23:32,941 --> 00:23:34,290 Tell me, what's wrong? 325 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:36,684 He's wearing a wedding ring. 326 00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:38,251 He's a monster. 327 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:40,601 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word. 328 00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:44,605 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter. 329 00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,956 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 330 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,480 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 331 00:23:50,524 --> 00:23:51,394 "Those people"? 332 00:23:51,438 --> 00:23:53,962 Sorry. Black people. 333 00:23:55,007 --> 00:23:56,486 African Americans. 334 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,184 - Honey, it's... - Privilege, Julius. 335 00:23:58,227 --> 00:24:00,795 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 336 00:24:02,014 --> 00:24:03,667 According to who? 337 00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:04,843 NPR. 338 00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:07,628 Which consists almost exclusively of... 339 00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:10,283 White people. 340 00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:14,200 We're the fucking worst. 341 00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,071 - Hello? - Come in.. 342 00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:17,551 We're coming. 343 00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:19,031 You there? 344 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,684 Hey! We're here. 345 00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:21,990 We got three of 'em. 346 00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:25,559 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 347 00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:27,300 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 348 00:24:27,343 --> 00:24:30,042 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. 349 00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:31,260 It was brutal. Anyway... 350 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,653 Snowball's headed toward you now. 351 00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,524 She's maybe five minutes out. 352 00:24:34,568 --> 00:24:36,918 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 353 00:24:36,962 --> 00:24:38,398 - We're good. - No need. 354 00:24:38,441 --> 00:24:40,052 - We're ready. - Great. 355 00:24:40,095 --> 00:24:42,184 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 356 00:24:42,228 --> 00:24:44,056 Roger that. 357 00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:46,188 Over and out. 358 00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:48,016 Honey, that's poison! 359 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:52,803 You rigged the soda? 360 00:24:52,847 --> 00:24:56,198 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 361 00:24:56,242 --> 00:24:58,374 Good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 362 00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:01,508 I am not going to apologize for caring. 363 00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,382 All right, then. 364 00:25:06,426 --> 00:25:08,210 - Let's get some more. - Okay. 365 00:25:08,254 --> 00:25:09,559 The climate-change myth 366 00:25:09,603 --> 00:25:11,561 suffered another blow today with... 367 00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:16,784 What's going on? 368 00:25:16,827 --> 00:25:19,004 Okay, here she comes. 369 00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:40,590 Hey there. 370 00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:42,941 Help you? 371 00:25:52,646 --> 00:25:54,561 Get a pack of lights, please. 372 00:25:54,604 --> 00:25:56,215 Coming right up. 373 00:25:56,258 --> 00:25:57,607 You want to fill 'er up? 374 00:25:57,651 --> 00:26:00,175 I don't have a car. 375 00:26:01,524 --> 00:26:03,352 You walked over. 376 00:26:10,055 --> 00:26:12,405 Everything okay? 377 00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:17,366 I lost my wallet. 378 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,979 It's for, emergencies. 379 00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:23,285 You want some matches with that? 380 00:26:23,329 --> 00:26:24,330 Yeah. 381 00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:26,332 All sweaty. 382 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,944 What state is this? 383 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,728 Sorry? 384 00:26:33,034 --> 00:26:34,862 You don't understand the question? 385 00:26:34,905 --> 00:26:36,995 No, I did. Just... 386 00:26:37,038 --> 00:26:38,779 Most people know where they are. 387 00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:43,436 Well, I ain't most people. 388 00:26:47,701 --> 00:26:51,313 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 389 00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:01,062 Is there anything else that... 390 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,680 No! No, please, no! 391 00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,074 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 392 00:27:13,118 --> 00:27:15,076 You fucked up, bitch! 393 00:29:29,254 --> 00:29:31,169 Hello? 394 00:29:31,212 --> 00:29:33,214 Julius? Miranda! 395 00:29:33,258 --> 00:29:34,998 Are you there? 396 00:29:37,131 --> 00:29:39,742 - Richard, are you on? - Yeah, yes. 397 00:29:39,786 --> 00:29:41,353 Affirmative, I'm here. 398 00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:44,094 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 399 00:29:44,138 --> 00:29:45,444 Which one's Orwell? 400 00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:46,619 Orwell is the pig. 401 00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,011 You named the fucking pig? 402 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,056 Richard, enough. 403 00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:50,623 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 404 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,234 No, we lost visual at the road. 405 00:29:53,278 --> 00:29:55,105 Why don't you go take a look? 406 00:29:55,149 --> 00:29:57,543 Go take a... Yes. 10-4. 407 00:30:15,256 --> 00:30:17,519 I don't see anybody inside. 408 00:30:17,563 --> 00:30:19,391 I guess I should... 409 00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:22,045 I guess I should check around the back. 410 00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:23,525 Shit, I lost the... 411 00:30:23,569 --> 00:30:25,266 - What happened? - I don't know. 412 00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,529 I can't see anything. The signal went out. 413 00:30:27,573 --> 00:30:29,270 Turn your radio off. 414 00:30:29,314 --> 00:30:30,967 What? 415 00:30:31,011 --> 00:30:33,361 Turn your fucking radio off now! 416 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:40,412 At least one of you is smart. 417 00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:08,396 Don't fucking move! 418 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,964 You lower your gun. 419 00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:12,270 I'm a friendly. 420 00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:13,401 How do I know that? 421 00:31:13,445 --> 00:31:15,273 Why don't you pull that door handle? 422 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,669 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 423 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,715 Shit. 424 00:31:32,899 --> 00:31:33,943 Thanks. 425 00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,945 You should not have shot that drone. 426 00:31:35,989 --> 00:31:37,730 But now they can't see us. 427 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:40,385 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 428 00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:45,215 Where you going? 429 00:31:45,259 --> 00:31:47,217 Saw some tracks earlier. 430 00:31:47,261 --> 00:31:49,176 I'm gonna follow 'em. 431 00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:50,917 Whose tracks? 432 00:31:52,092 --> 00:31:54,442 Hey, whose tracks? 433 00:32:03,843 --> 00:32:06,106 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 434 00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,325 Don't care. 435 00:32:07,368 --> 00:32:10,240 You want to hear my theory? 436 00:32:10,284 --> 00:32:11,677 Not really. 437 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,896 Did you read that article? 438 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,638 Every year, these liberal elites... 439 00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:20,120 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state... 440 00:32:20,163 --> 00:32:23,166 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us 441 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,168 and hunt us for fucking sport 442 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:28,694 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 443 00:32:28,737 --> 00:32:30,783 I forwarded that to 50 friends. 444 00:32:30,826 --> 00:32:32,872 It's not like I believed it. 445 00:32:32,915 --> 00:32:34,221 You believe it? 446 00:32:34,264 --> 00:32:36,049 That you have 50 friends? 447 00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,051 No, the rest of it. 448 00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,884 This ain't Vermont. 449 00:32:45,928 --> 00:32:47,016 Yeah. 450 00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:49,062 Where you going now? 451 00:32:57,331 --> 00:32:58,593 I'm Gary. 452 00:32:58,637 --> 00:33:00,856 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 453 00:33:15,218 --> 00:33:17,090 - How fast are you? - What? 454 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,874 Train will be going slowest at the curve. 455 00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:20,398 We're not getting on standing still. 456 00:33:20,441 --> 00:33:22,878 Wait! 457 00:34:15,714 --> 00:34:17,063 Thanks. 458 00:34:17,106 --> 00:34:18,543 Welcome. 459 00:34:31,164 --> 00:34:32,731 Who's there? 460 00:34:33,732 --> 00:34:36,474 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot! 461 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:48,050 Come on. 462 00:34:48,094 --> 00:34:49,487 What? 463 00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:51,445 They're not real. 464 00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:55,841 You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 465 00:34:55,884 --> 00:34:57,799 What are the chances 466 00:34:57,843 --> 00:35:00,976 the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 467 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,780 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks? 468 00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:04,545 A little obvious, don't you think? 469 00:35:06,155 --> 00:35:09,507 Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 470 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,682 No! 471 00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:13,511 I feel so sorry for 472 00:35:13,554 --> 00:35:15,121 immigrants and refugees. 473 00:35:15,164 --> 00:35:18,864 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 474 00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:20,648 No, Gary, they got a baby. 475 00:35:20,692 --> 00:35:23,651 So? There are crisis babies. 476 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:29,178 You're good, Muhammad, 477 00:35:29,222 --> 00:35:32,834 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 478 00:35:32,878 --> 00:35:36,055 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 479 00:35:36,098 --> 00:35:37,273 One. 480 00:35:37,317 --> 00:35:38,840 Two. 481 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:51,113 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 482 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,913 Hey! Hey! 483 00:36:09,828 --> 00:36:11,830 - Toss your gun. - What? 484 00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,440 Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 485 00:36:18,967 --> 00:36:21,883 Hey! Hey! 486 00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:44,906 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 487 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:48,431 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 488 00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:49,868 American. 489 00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:51,565 - American? - Yeah. Yeah. 490 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,740 Her, too. 491 00:36:52,784 --> 00:36:55,090 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 492 00:36:55,134 --> 00:36:57,745 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 493 00:36:57,789 --> 00:37:00,008 These are not real refugees. 494 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:02,968 These are crisis actors. 495 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,100 Look, I have a podcast. 496 00:37:05,144 --> 00:37:07,537 I've been exposing these people, okay? 497 00:37:07,581 --> 00:37:11,193 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 498 00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:15,633 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 499 00:37:30,735 --> 00:37:32,650 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 500 00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,130 Did you hear him? 501 00:37:35,174 --> 00:37:36,610 Did you hear... Did you hear him? 502 00:37:42,007 --> 00:37:43,138 Bullshit. 503 00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:45,575 This is... That's bullshit. 504 00:37:45,619 --> 00:37:46,707 You're all fake! 505 00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:49,014 You're all fake! 506 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:54,323 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy? 507 00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:57,283 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. 508 00:37:57,326 --> 00:37:59,938 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 509 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:01,789 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too. 510 00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:03,855 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 511 00:38:03,898 --> 00:38:06,727 So just calm the fuck down, 512 00:38:06,771 --> 00:38:08,816 and we will get through this, all right? 513 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,904 And you know what? 514 00:38:09,948 --> 00:38:11,384 I'll even give you guys a head start 515 00:38:11,427 --> 00:38:13,125 before I come after you. How's that sound? 516 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:15,170 You good? 517 00:38:15,214 --> 00:38:16,694 Come on, buddy. 518 00:38:19,522 --> 00:38:20,523 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't. 519 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:22,395 I am not your buddy! 520 00:38:31,056 --> 00:38:33,362 Sayonara, sugar tits. 521 00:38:33,406 --> 00:38:34,494 No, no, no, no, no, no. 522 00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:37,715 Fuck. Shit, shit, 523 00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:38,826 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 524 00:38:38,846 --> 00:38:40,805 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 525 00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:47,550 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 526 00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:48,754 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 527 00:39:51,832 --> 00:39:55,880 I'm Dino, and this Bojan. 528 00:39:55,923 --> 00:39:57,620 You have papers? 529 00:39:57,664 --> 00:39:59,579 Where are we? 530 00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:02,321 Where you think? 531 00:40:02,364 --> 00:40:03,801 Well... 532 00:40:03,844 --> 00:40:07,848 I was, eating in Mississippi 533 00:40:07,892 --> 00:40:11,286 when I got knocked out 534 00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:14,507 for what was at least 18 hours. 535 00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:18,163 So, taking that kind of into account, 536 00:40:18,206 --> 00:40:23,646 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 537 00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,824 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 538 00:40:28,608 --> 00:40:29,827 Bosnia. 539 00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:32,264 Serbia? 540 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:33,961 Croatia? 541 00:40:34,005 --> 00:40:37,965 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then. 542 00:40:38,009 --> 00:40:39,880 - How you get here? - Doesn't matter. 543 00:40:39,924 --> 00:40:41,969 You need to call the American embassy. 544 00:40:42,013 --> 00:40:43,492 Show us paper. 545 00:40:43,536 --> 00:40:46,017 I don't have papers. 546 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,888 Can you call the embassy? 547 00:40:47,932 --> 00:40:51,413 You are hunted? 548 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,895 Who said I was hunted? 549 00:40:54,939 --> 00:40:58,159 Don. 550 00:40:58,203 --> 00:41:00,118 You hunted like Don? 551 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:02,250 Who the fuck is Don? 552 00:41:05,688 --> 00:41:07,342 Bring Don. 553 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:20,965 Can I have one of those? 554 00:41:21,008 --> 00:41:22,575 No. 555 00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:28,929 Don. 556 00:41:28,973 --> 00:41:30,888 Howdy. 557 00:41:32,846 --> 00:41:34,848 Yeah, hunted like Don. 558 00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:37,895 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 559 00:41:37,938 --> 00:41:42,943 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 560 00:41:42,987 --> 00:41:45,554 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 561 00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:49,036 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 562 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,038 Man, I was... I was relieved 563 00:41:51,082 --> 00:41:53,867 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 564 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:56,217 Little more, little more, pal. 565 00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,918 You know, and what was up with that crate? 566 00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:03,050 I mean, why did they give us weapons 567 00:42:03,094 --> 00:42:05,139 before they started picking us off? 568 00:42:05,183 --> 00:42:07,446 To make it more fair? 569 00:42:07,489 --> 00:42:09,665 And what was up with that pig? 570 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,103 I thought they were all vegans. 571 00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:17,804 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit. 572 00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:20,415 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity, you and me, 573 00:42:20,459 --> 00:42:24,245 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 574 00:42:26,117 --> 00:42:29,859 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie? 575 00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:32,036 Come on. 576 00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,212 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 577 00:42:34,255 --> 00:42:35,535 Well, they're trying to kill me. 578 00:42:35,561 --> 00:42:36,605 I don't give a shit why. 579 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,196 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 580 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:07,636 We're rescued. 581 00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:37,971 So you're telling me that they built 582 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:39,451 an entire gas station out here 583 00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:42,367 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 584 00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:44,673 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? 585 00:43:44,717 --> 00:43:45,718 It's horrifying. 586 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:47,198 You fucking said it, junior. 587 00:43:47,241 --> 00:43:48,788 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. 588 00:43:48,808 --> 00:43:50,505 I'm gonna contact the State Department. 589 00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:52,139 We're gonna get military support out here. 590 00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:53,508 We're gonna find these animals. 591 00:43:53,552 --> 00:43:54,857 Attaboy. 592 00:43:54,901 --> 00:43:57,295 Why would they do something like that? 593 00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:59,210 Same reason elites do anything... 594 00:43:59,253 --> 00:44:01,386 'cause they think they're better than us. 595 00:44:01,429 --> 00:44:04,302 Yeah, but... but why you? 596 00:44:04,345 --> 00:44:06,869 I mean, it seems so personal, right? 597 00:44:06,913 --> 00:44:08,175 What? 598 00:44:08,219 --> 00:44:10,221 No, no, I mean, I'm... I'm just asking, 599 00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:11,874 why pick you of all people? 600 00:44:11,918 --> 00:44:14,790 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow. 601 00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:17,967 Otherwise, why target you so specifically? 602 00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:20,709 - We didn't do shit. - Okay. 603 00:44:20,753 --> 00:44:22,276 So, what, you think this is 604 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,495 - our fucking fault? - No. 605 00:44:23,538 --> 00:44:24,757 No, no, that's not what I'm... 606 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,628 No, I would never blame the victim. 607 00:44:26,672 --> 00:44:27,716 Yeah. 608 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,849 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 609 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,547 Can you think of anything... 610 00:44:32,591 --> 00:44:34,051 anything at all, no matter how minor... 611 00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:37,378 that might make somebody want to try something as... 612 00:44:39,337 --> 00:44:42,557 My God! My God! My God! 613 00:44:43,471 --> 00:44:45,256 What? No. 614 00:44:45,299 --> 00:44:47,258 No! My God! 615 00:44:48,433 --> 00:44:50,913 Stop the car! Stop the car! 616 00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:52,828 No! No! 617 00:44:52,872 --> 00:44:54,569 My God! 618 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:59,139 Are you out of your mind, woman?! 619 00:44:59,183 --> 00:45:01,141 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 620 00:45:01,185 --> 00:45:03,012 No. Why did you do that? 621 00:45:03,056 --> 00:45:05,145 God. God. Is he dead? 622 00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,147 You, what is wrong with you? 623 00:45:07,191 --> 00:45:09,584 What is wrong with you? You are not right. 624 00:45:09,628 --> 00:45:12,152 My God. 625 00:45:12,196 --> 00:45:13,980 What the... 626 00:45:14,023 --> 00:45:16,069 Fuck. 627 00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:17,723 Why did you do that? Why... 628 00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:20,856 He was trying to save us. He was... 629 00:45:23,032 --> 00:45:25,209 Jesus. 630 00:45:25,252 --> 00:45:27,950 Nope, that's Gary. 631 00:45:27,994 --> 00:45:29,778 How'd you know he was lying? 632 00:45:29,822 --> 00:45:32,346 Because everyone is lying. 633 00:45:33,304 --> 00:45:35,610 Well, maybe... 634 00:45:35,654 --> 00:45:38,309 maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 635 00:45:38,352 --> 00:45:40,789 till he told us why they're doing this. 636 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,270 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 637 00:45:44,619 --> 00:45:47,622 Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up. 638 00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:49,972 There was four down out of the gate. 639 00:45:50,016 --> 00:45:51,844 A guy got grenaded. 640 00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:55,587 You said there were three at the gas station. 641 00:45:55,630 --> 00:46:00,592 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 642 00:46:03,334 --> 00:46:06,641 That just leaves you and me. 643 00:46:06,685 --> 00:46:08,165 Yeah. 644 00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:11,603 What is that? 645 00:46:11,646 --> 00:46:14,823 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 646 00:46:18,392 --> 00:46:20,307 This seems a little obvious, like... 647 00:46:20,351 --> 00:46:23,005 like maybe they wanted us to find it. 648 00:46:23,049 --> 00:46:25,660 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 649 00:46:25,704 --> 00:46:27,619 or idiots pretending to be smart. 650 00:46:27,662 --> 00:46:30,143 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 651 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:32,537 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go. 652 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,887 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key. 653 00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:36,845 No. 654 00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,329 "No"? 655 00:46:46,768 --> 00:46:48,466 No. 656 00:46:53,384 --> 00:46:55,647 My mama used to tell me this story 657 00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:59,651 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 658 00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:04,177 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 659 00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:06,527 'cause he brags all the time. 660 00:47:06,571 --> 00:47:10,401 Says nobody's faster than him. 661 00:47:10,444 --> 00:47:12,403 And, well, it's true. 662 00:47:13,795 --> 00:47:17,538 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 663 00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:19,410 The whole fucking forest has to put up 664 00:47:19,453 --> 00:47:21,063 with his shit... day in, day out. 665 00:47:21,107 --> 00:47:23,675 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 666 00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:27,244 So the box turtle figures, "Why not? 667 00:47:27,287 --> 00:47:29,202 I'll give it a try." 668 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,030 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 669 00:47:31,073 --> 00:47:32,249 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun." 670 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:34,294 "So let's fucking go." So bang! 671 00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:35,382 Jackrabbit leaves 672 00:47:35,426 --> 00:47:36,992 the box turtle in his fucking dust. 673 00:47:37,036 --> 00:47:39,386 I mean, he is way out in front. 674 00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:41,345 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins. 675 00:47:41,388 --> 00:47:45,305 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close. 676 00:47:45,349 --> 00:47:48,439 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 677 00:47:55,315 --> 00:47:57,970 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 678 00:48:00,973 --> 00:48:03,541 By the time he wakes up, the... 679 00:48:03,584 --> 00:48:05,456 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 680 00:48:05,499 --> 00:48:06,761 Jackrabbit... 681 00:48:06,805 --> 00:48:08,415 goes full tilt, but it's too late. 682 00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:11,505 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 683 00:48:11,549 --> 00:48:13,507 and the crowd's like... 684 00:48:13,551 --> 00:48:16,641 Goes fucking wild. 685 00:48:18,338 --> 00:48:22,734 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family. 686 00:48:22,777 --> 00:48:26,346 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 687 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:28,783 "I mean, never give up. I... 688 00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:32,352 "Just keep crawling forwards, and... 689 00:48:32,396 --> 00:48:35,529 you can overcome just about anything." 690 00:48:38,053 --> 00:48:40,055 Door smashes in. 691 00:48:41,883 --> 00:48:43,581 It's the jackrabbit. 692 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:48,063 And he has a hammer. 693 00:48:49,413 --> 00:48:51,545 Smashes up the wife and kids first 694 00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:55,027 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 695 00:48:56,071 --> 00:48:57,943 And then it's his turn. 696 00:48:57,986 --> 00:49:00,859 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 697 00:49:02,077 --> 00:49:04,819 he sits down and eats their dinner. 698 00:49:06,734 --> 00:49:08,954 Every last bite. 699 00:49:17,441 --> 00:49:20,531 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins. 700 00:49:23,142 --> 00:49:25,971 Your mama told you that story? 701 00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:29,104 So... so wait. 702 00:49:29,148 --> 00:49:31,106 So, who's the rabbit? 703 00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:33,587 I mean, is it us or them? 704 00:49:40,551 --> 00:49:43,162 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 705 00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:49,516 A little pig. 706 00:50:00,527 --> 00:50:02,834 Where the hell is Oliver? 707 00:50:02,877 --> 00:50:04,705 He left to get them hours ago. 708 00:50:04,749 --> 00:50:06,707 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 709 00:50:06,751 --> 00:50:09,580 Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 710 00:50:09,623 --> 00:50:12,234 You're friends with Ava, too? 711 00:50:12,278 --> 00:50:13,801 No. Maybe. 712 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,542 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 713 00:50:15,586 --> 00:50:17,152 This is the photo that she liked. 714 00:50:17,196 --> 00:50:18,545 It's from when I was in Haiti. 715 00:50:18,589 --> 00:50:20,678 : Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 716 00:50:20,721 --> 00:50:22,593 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 717 00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:23,835 You were curing AIDS in a favela. 718 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,073 - AIDS. - Isn't that... 719 00:50:25,117 --> 00:50:26,490 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. 720 00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:27,511 I'm not joking. 721 00:50:27,554 --> 00:50:30,165 AIDS is very, very serious, 722 00:50:30,209 --> 00:50:33,865 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 723 00:50:33,908 --> 00:50:38,260 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. 724 00:50:38,304 --> 00:50:39,740 - That's Brazil. - Well, I just... 725 00:50:39,784 --> 00:50:42,395 I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 726 00:50:44,179 --> 00:50:45,442 I fell in love. 727 00:50:45,485 --> 00:50:46,747 Hope she was pro-choice. 728 00:50:46,791 --> 00:50:47,989 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 729 00:50:48,009 --> 00:50:49,924 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst 730 00:50:49,968 --> 00:50:51,253 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 731 00:50:51,273 --> 00:50:53,406 and it needs all the help it can get. 732 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,929 Thank you. 733 00:50:54,973 --> 00:50:57,279 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay. 734 00:50:57,323 --> 00:50:58,672 Enough, Richard. 735 00:50:58,716 --> 00:51:01,066 Guys... we're all on the same team. 736 00:51:01,109 --> 00:51:02,197 Did you say "guys"? 737 00:51:02,241 --> 00:51:03,590 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 738 00:51:03,634 --> 00:51:05,200 Where are they? 739 00:51:05,244 --> 00:51:06,724 Just call Oliver on the radio. 740 00:51:06,767 --> 00:51:08,488 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's... 741 00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:09,857 Shit. 742 00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:14,471 Sergeant Dale, little help? 743 00:51:14,514 --> 00:51:15,950 Please, let's keep the voices down. 744 00:51:15,994 --> 00:51:18,150 - Why? They're in a car. - You hired me to consult you. 745 00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:19,780 I'm consulting you. 746 00:51:19,824 --> 00:51:22,609 What was the name of that movie you did again? 747 00:51:22,653 --> 00:51:24,132 Tears of the Sun. 748 00:51:24,176 --> 00:51:26,201 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? 749 00:51:26,221 --> 00:51:27,788 Tears of the Sun? 750 00:51:27,832 --> 00:51:29,224 Why is the sun crying? 751 00:51:30,617 --> 00:51:31,879 It came out? 752 00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,078 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 753 00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:34,969 - Bruce Willis was in it. - What? 754 00:51:35,013 --> 00:51:36,405 I love Bruce. 755 00:51:36,449 --> 00:51:38,190 - He's cool. - Stop fucking talking. 756 00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:40,235 - Sorry, Athena. - Well, I'm gonna 757 00:51:40,279 --> 00:51:41,585 go take a piss. 758 00:51:41,628 --> 00:51:43,238 Who has the hand sanitizer? 759 00:51:43,282 --> 00:51:45,371 Christ, Richard, just rough it. 760 00:51:45,414 --> 00:51:46,720 Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 761 00:51:46,764 --> 00:51:49,070 Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 762 00:51:49,114 --> 00:51:50,855 I know. 763 00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:05,304 Fucking "rough it." 764 00:52:05,347 --> 00:52:08,568 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 765 00:52:16,924 --> 00:52:18,099 Hey. 766 00:52:18,143 --> 00:52:19,840 Is this your pig? 767 00:52:44,256 --> 00:52:45,474 Everybody up. 768 00:52:45,518 --> 00:52:46,693 Like we practiced. 769 00:52:46,737 --> 00:52:47,892 - Motherfucker! - Leave the rifles. 770 00:52:47,912 --> 00:52:50,436 Sidearms now. Come on, come on. 771 00:52:50,479 --> 00:52:52,569 Shit. 772 00:53:04,842 --> 00:53:06,104 Richard? 773 00:53:07,409 --> 00:53:09,107 Don't shush me. 774 00:53:11,936 --> 00:53:13,807 Richard? 775 00:53:13,851 --> 00:53:16,244 Easy. 776 00:53:16,288 --> 00:53:17,637 They'll hit the trips. 777 00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:21,685 Shit. 778 00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:39,833 Fuck! 779 00:53:41,574 --> 00:53:44,621 Stop! Stop! 780 00:53:45,709 --> 00:53:48,581 Orwell! 781 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,235 What the fuck?! 782 00:53:50,278 --> 00:53:51,671 He was an innocent. 783 00:53:51,715 --> 00:53:53,281 How the hell did that get in here? 784 00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:54,892 You almost fucking shot me. 785 00:53:54,935 --> 00:53:56,807 Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not... 786 00:53:58,199 --> 00:53:59,723 Hey, bitch. 787 00:54:30,623 --> 00:54:32,364 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no. 788 00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:33,407 I didn't... 789 00:55:29,813 --> 00:55:30,857 No, no, no, no. 790 00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:43,043 You hick. 791 00:55:44,436 --> 00:55:46,177 Goddamn. 792 00:55:56,317 --> 00:55:58,537 Hey, hey, hey, it's me. 793 00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,495 Thank you for all the help. 794 00:56:00,539 --> 00:56:03,368 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 795 00:56:03,411 --> 00:56:05,022 Come on, give me a gun. 796 00:56:06,284 --> 00:56:09,287 Do you think you could find one? 797 00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:17,861 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 798 00:56:17,904 --> 00:56:19,253 What? 799 00:56:19,297 --> 00:56:22,822 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 800 00:56:22,866 --> 00:56:24,911 before you could ask him anything, 801 00:56:24,955 --> 00:56:28,828 and I thought, you know, now's your chance. 802 00:56:33,702 --> 00:56:35,966 Why are you doing this to us? 803 00:56:36,009 --> 00:56:38,925 Because Jesus told me to. 804 00:56:39,926 --> 00:56:41,275 Well, there's your answer. 805 00:56:41,319 --> 00:56:42,494 Hey, hey. 806 00:56:42,537 --> 00:56:44,844 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman. 807 00:56:46,324 --> 00:56:48,282 Hey, miss... 808 00:56:48,326 --> 00:56:50,676 do you think you should be afforded mercy 809 00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,286 just 'cause you're a girl? 810 00:56:53,592 --> 00:56:55,812 No. 811 00:56:55,855 --> 00:56:59,337 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 812 00:57:00,904 --> 00:57:03,210 Don? 813 00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:04,559 Don. 814 00:57:04,603 --> 00:57:06,300 Did you get her? 815 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,521 Don! 816 00:57:11,697 --> 00:57:13,220 Don. 817 00:57:15,005 --> 00:57:16,571 Hey. 818 00:57:16,615 --> 00:57:17,877 Hey. 819 00:57:17,921 --> 00:57:19,400 What's going on? 820 00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:21,838 You one of them? 821 00:57:21,881 --> 00:57:24,188 What? No. 822 00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,105 You drop the gun and answer her. 823 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,152 I'm not dropping my gun. 824 00:57:32,196 --> 00:57:34,938 Don, what's going on? 825 00:57:34,981 --> 00:57:35,982 Answer her. 826 00:57:36,026 --> 00:57:37,984 Who is this? 827 00:57:38,028 --> 00:57:39,812 You don't have to pretend anymore. 828 00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,988 She's figured it out. 829 00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,905 I don't know who the fuck that is. 830 00:57:45,949 --> 00:57:47,907 - Shoot her. - Drop the gun. 831 00:57:47,951 --> 00:57:49,343 Fucking shoot her, Don! 832 00:57:49,387 --> 00:57:51,021 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 833 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,477 I'm on your side here. 834 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,392 Just drop the gun. 835 00:57:59,963 --> 00:58:01,703 Don? 836 00:58:01,747 --> 00:58:03,662 Is she hurt? 837 00:58:03,705 --> 00:58:05,533 Don's dead. 838 00:58:07,709 --> 00:58:09,537 'Cause of me. 839 00:58:09,581 --> 00:58:13,150 Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 840 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,952 I heard them call you a consultant. 841 00:58:32,996 --> 00:58:35,955 You trained these fuckers? 842 00:58:35,999 --> 00:58:38,044 Yeah. 843 00:58:38,088 --> 00:58:41,482 How much did they pay you? 844 00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:43,310 Nothing. 845 00:58:44,877 --> 00:58:47,053 I owed her a favor. 846 00:58:49,621 --> 00:58:51,449 And where is she? 847 00:58:51,492 --> 00:58:52,972 Why? 848 00:58:53,016 --> 00:58:54,539 You won. 849 00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:57,629 Just go home. 850 00:59:00,545 --> 00:59:05,245 Because I am, like... 851 00:59:11,512 --> 00:59:14,124 And... 852 00:59:14,167 --> 00:59:16,648 I work at a car rental company. 853 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:20,608 And there is nowhere to put that. 854 00:59:20,652 --> 00:59:24,003 So maybe today... 855 00:59:24,047 --> 00:59:26,484 I can, like... 856 00:59:38,757 --> 00:59:40,759 So, where the fuck is she? 857 00:59:47,026 --> 00:59:48,201 Okay, okay. 858 00:59:48,245 --> 00:59:50,247 - Sorry. Sorry. - Okay, okay. 859 00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,205 - Sorry. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 860 00:59:52,249 --> 00:59:53,859 Okay. 861 00:59:53,902 --> 00:59:56,644 - Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest." 862 00:59:56,688 --> 00:59:58,603 There's a gravel road to the manor. 863 00:59:58,646 --> 00:59:59,952 "Road to the manor." 864 00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:02,650 You have no idea what you're up against. 865 01:00:02,694 --> 01:00:04,478 She's... 866 01:00:04,522 --> 01:00:07,220 She's been training for eight months. 867 01:00:07,264 --> 01:00:09,570 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 868 01:00:09,614 --> 01:00:11,007 We'll see. 869 01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:13,748 You... you were in the service? 870 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:16,186 Yes. 871 01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,798 Afghanistan. 872 01:00:19,841 --> 01:00:21,017 Were you? 873 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,105 National Guard. 874 01:00:25,195 --> 01:00:27,153 So you were never in the shit. 875 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:31,027 I'm in it now. 876 01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:33,725 That's a nice way of looking at it. 877 01:00:35,553 --> 01:00:37,076 Hey. 878 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,383 Thank you for your service. 879 01:00:52,918 --> 01:00:54,702 Hello, Paul. 880 01:00:54,746 --> 01:00:56,226 Hey. Athena, hi. 881 01:00:56,269 --> 01:00:59,098 What are you doing in my office? 882 01:00:59,142 --> 01:01:01,318 Take a seat. 883 01:01:04,712 --> 01:01:05,931 Hello, Nicole. 884 01:01:05,974 --> 01:01:07,759 Athena. 885 01:01:09,108 --> 01:01:11,197 Have a seat. 886 01:01:16,115 --> 01:01:17,551 So, you're aware Martin's account 887 01:01:17,595 --> 01:01:19,249 got hacked last week, right? 888 01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:22,208 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 889 01:01:22,252 --> 01:01:25,255 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 890 01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:28,388 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 891 01:01:28,432 --> 01:01:31,826 All the, extramarital communiqués. 892 01:01:31,870 --> 01:01:34,786 I call it sending his wife's oncologist 893 01:01:34,829 --> 01:01:36,222 pictures of his cock. 894 01:01:36,266 --> 01:01:38,268 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 895 01:01:38,311 --> 01:01:40,226 There were texts and e-mails, 896 01:01:40,270 --> 01:01:42,359 and he said some extraordinarily critical things 897 01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:43,577 about the president. 898 01:01:43,621 --> 01:01:44,926 Well, 899 01:01:44,970 --> 01:01:46,711 last I heard, free speech still exists. 900 01:01:46,754 --> 01:01:49,627 Don't do that. Don't First Amendment me, please. 901 01:01:49,670 --> 01:01:52,586 It's not a country. It's a business. 902 01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:55,154 A business, and there are optics. 903 01:01:55,198 --> 01:01:56,634 You fired Martin? 904 01:01:56,677 --> 01:01:58,984 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 905 01:01:59,027 --> 01:02:00,986 - The team? - Yeah, the team. 906 01:02:01,029 --> 01:02:02,379 We have a team, our team. 907 01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:04,032 What's in the file, Nicole? 908 01:02:04,076 --> 01:02:06,296 Just a sec. 909 01:02:06,339 --> 01:02:08,602 Do you recall a text thread you had 910 01:02:08,646 --> 01:02:11,039 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 911 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,954 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning? 912 01:02:12,998 --> 01:02:16,828 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 913 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,137 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 914 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:26,185 "Did anyone see 915 01:02:26,229 --> 01:02:28,274 what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 916 01:02:28,318 --> 01:02:31,843 "Yes. Day equals ruined." 917 01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:33,540 "Infuriating." 918 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:35,934 "At least the hunt's coming up. 919 01:02:35,977 --> 01:02:38,197 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor 920 01:02:38,241 --> 01:02:40,634 and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 921 01:02:40,678 --> 01:02:44,334 "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 922 01:02:44,377 --> 01:02:46,466 "Viva El Manor." 923 01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:49,556 "Deleting this thread." 924 01:02:51,515 --> 01:02:54,300 I get it. 925 01:02:54,344 --> 01:02:56,433 Are you aware there's an active group 926 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,957 of people out there who believe this is a real thing? 927 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,612 Believe what's a real thing? 928 01:03:01,655 --> 01:03:04,876 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 929 01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:12,536 Yeah, not funny. 930 01:03:14,102 --> 01:03:16,061 Yeah? 931 01:03:18,803 --> 01:03:19,978 What? 932 01:03:20,021 --> 01:03:22,023 Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it. 933 01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:23,827 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 934 01:03:23,851 --> 01:03:26,680 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 935 01:03:26,724 --> 01:03:29,030 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 936 01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:31,642 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 937 01:03:31,685 --> 01:03:36,124 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 938 01:03:36,168 --> 01:03:37,909 It's a three-bedroom house. 939 01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:40,694 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 940 01:03:40,738 --> 01:03:41,913 "Manor"? 941 01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:42,957 No. 942 01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:44,176 "Deplorables." 943 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:46,483 It's... charged. 944 01:03:46,526 --> 01:03:48,528 Well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 945 01:03:48,572 --> 01:03:50,530 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 946 01:03:50,574 --> 01:03:52,271 - Hey, come on. - What? 947 01:03:52,315 --> 01:03:54,447 What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 948 01:03:54,491 --> 01:03:57,450 - "Gun-clutching homophobes"? - Hey, hey, stop, please. 949 01:03:57,494 --> 01:03:59,887 - "Academically challenged racists"? - Hey, hey. 950 01:03:59,931 --> 01:04:01,411 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 951 01:04:01,454 --> 01:04:03,369 We have our best team at reputation management 952 01:04:03,413 --> 01:04:05,806 flooding... flooding the search engines 953 01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:07,895 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 954 01:04:07,939 --> 01:04:09,854 But even if by some miracle it doesn't... 955 01:04:09,897 --> 01:04:11,899 and I really don't see that happening... 956 01:04:11,943 --> 01:04:13,510 Martin did what he had to. 957 01:04:13,553 --> 01:04:15,860 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 958 01:04:15,903 --> 01:04:19,298 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 959 01:04:19,342 --> 01:04:21,169 Liberty exited her fund. 960 01:04:21,213 --> 01:04:23,084 I'm sorry. 961 01:04:23,128 --> 01:04:25,435 You got to go. 962 01:04:27,263 --> 01:04:29,265 Paul... 963 01:04:29,308 --> 01:04:32,093 it was just a joke. 964 01:04:32,137 --> 01:04:34,270 One joke. 965 01:04:34,313 --> 01:04:36,272 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 966 01:04:36,315 --> 01:04:38,665 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 967 01:04:39,971 --> 01:04:43,322 I really do, but this... 968 01:04:44,889 --> 01:04:48,153 idea is out there, and these people believe it, 969 01:04:48,196 --> 01:04:50,329 and they're not going away. 970 01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:57,815 What people? 971 01:04:57,858 --> 01:04:59,382 Sorry? 972 01:04:59,425 --> 01:05:06,389 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 973 01:05:06,432 --> 01:05:09,870 What fucking people?! 974 01:05:11,089 --> 01:05:13,221 Okay, this is gary4USA. 975 01:05:13,265 --> 01:05:14,614 He's got a podcast 976 01:05:14,658 --> 01:05:16,137 called The Confederate Files. 977 01:05:16,181 --> 01:05:18,357 He's a P score 8.5. 978 01:05:18,401 --> 01:05:20,620 What does that "P" stand for again? 979 01:05:20,664 --> 01:05:22,318 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 980 01:05:22,361 --> 01:05:23,449 - In. - Yeah, in. 981 01:05:23,493 --> 01:05:25,321 In? Another in. Okay. 982 01:05:25,364 --> 01:05:26,583 Gross. 983 01:05:26,626 --> 01:05:27,999 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry. 984 01:05:28,019 --> 01:05:29,629 I think the pic speaks for itself. 985 01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:31,065 - In. - He's an 8.8. 986 01:05:31,109 --> 01:05:32,371 In. 987 01:05:32,415 --> 01:05:33,787 Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 988 01:05:33,807 --> 01:05:36,332 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 989 01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:38,116 Christ. It's a "gate" now? 990 01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:40,466 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 991 01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:41,839 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them 992 01:05:41,859 --> 01:05:42,883 just like everybody else here, okay, 993 01:05:42,903 --> 01:05:44,183 but our military consultant says 994 01:05:44,209 --> 01:05:45,602 we got to cap it out at 12. 995 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:47,821 - Why? - It's our first time. 996 01:05:47,865 --> 01:05:49,823 - Safety reasons, okay? - Heavens. 997 01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:51,303 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 998 01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:53,523 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 999 01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:54,959 Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? 1000 01:05:55,002 --> 01:05:56,613 - In therapy. - Jesus. Again? 1001 01:05:56,656 --> 01:05:58,005 They lost everything, Richard. 1002 01:05:58,049 --> 01:05:59,857 They lost their jobs and their reputations. 1003 01:05:59,877 --> 01:06:01,618 Yeah, so did I, Miranda. 1004 01:06:01,661 --> 01:06:03,402 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1005 01:06:03,446 --> 01:06:05,143 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person. 1006 01:06:05,186 --> 01:06:07,493 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? 1007 01:06:07,537 --> 01:06:08,973 No? No? Because I did. 1008 01:06:09,016 --> 01:06:10,366 That was a blessing in disguise. 1009 01:06:10,409 --> 01:06:12,086 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies. 1010 01:06:12,106 --> 01:06:13,087 There's no extradition... 1011 01:06:13,107 --> 01:06:14,631 Next slide. 1012 01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:19,810 - No, no. - Jesus, Oliver, I don't think... 1013 01:06:19,853 --> 01:06:21,487 Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we don't 1014 01:06:21,507 --> 01:06:22,967 have at least one person of color in this, 1015 01:06:22,987 --> 01:06:24,641 it is going to be problematic. 1016 01:06:24,684 --> 01:06:26,492 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1017 01:06:26,512 --> 01:06:27,948 Isn't that a little problematic? 1018 01:06:27,992 --> 01:06:29,863 - That was your idea. - It was your idea. 1019 01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:31,517 It was weird when you said it. 1020 01:06:31,561 --> 01:06:34,868 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype... 1021 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:37,001 - Correct. - To let them just expose their biases. 1022 01:06:37,044 --> 01:06:38,504 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as 1023 01:06:38,524 --> 01:06:39,766 - they grab their guns. - Then they're not gonna 1024 01:06:39,786 --> 01:06:41,028 know why we're killing them, okay? 1025 01:06:41,048 --> 01:06:42,808 - Next slide. - We have the opportunity to... 1026 01:06:44,487 --> 01:06:46,532 Okay. Justice4Yall. 1027 01:06:46,576 --> 01:06:48,055 She's a 6.5. 1028 01:06:48,099 --> 01:06:49,970 This is what she says. 1029 01:06:50,014 --> 01:06:51,711 "Fuck this bitch. 1030 01:06:51,755 --> 01:06:55,106 Athena Stone murders innocent men and..." 1031 01:06:55,149 --> 01:06:57,151 I don't need to hear more. 1032 01:07:03,027 --> 01:07:04,942 That's our Snowball. 1033 01:07:15,692 --> 01:07:18,869 Put your gun in the mailbox. 1034 01:07:20,914 --> 01:07:22,873 Why the fuck would I do that? 1035 01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:25,571 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1036 01:07:27,486 --> 01:07:30,141 I could blow you up right now. 1037 01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:32,448 But where's the fun in that? 1038 01:07:33,318 --> 01:07:34,580 No guns. 1039 01:07:34,624 --> 01:07:37,627 Put it in the mailbox. Now. 1040 01:09:23,733 --> 01:09:25,865 It's amazing to me. 1041 01:09:25,909 --> 01:09:28,389 People go their entire lives without realizing 1042 01:09:28,433 --> 01:09:30,914 the most simple, obvious truth. 1043 01:09:32,089 --> 01:09:36,267 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1044 01:09:36,310 --> 01:09:38,748 is with a bread knife. 1045 01:09:41,707 --> 01:09:44,275 Did you kill Don? 1046 01:09:45,668 --> 01:09:48,584 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1047 01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:50,324 Was he? 1048 01:09:50,368 --> 01:09:52,413 Maybe. 1049 01:09:52,457 --> 01:09:54,720 Maybe not. 1050 01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:58,898 Who am I? 1051 01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:04,643 Who am I? 1052 01:10:04,687 --> 01:10:07,994 Lady, I don't know who you are. 1053 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:10,040 I just know that you're crazy. 1054 01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:11,476 I am crazy. 1055 01:10:11,519 --> 01:10:13,086 But I know I'm crazy. 1056 01:10:13,130 --> 01:10:16,437 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1057 01:10:16,481 --> 01:10:20,267 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1058 01:10:20,311 --> 01:10:21,660 Okay. 1059 01:10:21,704 --> 01:10:24,489 So, who am I? 1060 01:10:24,532 --> 01:10:28,101 Crystal May Creasey. 1061 01:10:28,145 --> 01:10:31,931 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1062 01:10:31,975 --> 01:10:32,845 Fitting. 1063 01:10:32,889 --> 01:10:34,455 Dropped out of school at 12, 1064 01:10:34,499 --> 01:10:37,067 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1065 01:10:37,110 --> 01:10:38,938 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1066 01:10:38,982 --> 01:10:41,419 Your mother joined him soon after that... overdose. 1067 01:10:41,462 --> 01:10:46,206 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1068 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,339 Romantic. 1069 01:10:50,994 --> 01:10:55,999 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar 1070 01:10:56,042 --> 01:11:00,394 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère. 1071 01:11:01,831 --> 01:11:05,225 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1072 01:11:05,269 --> 01:11:07,358 After your mom died, you bounced 1073 01:11:07,401 --> 01:11:08,968 from part-time job to part-time job, 1074 01:11:09,012 --> 01:11:10,709 to welfare and back. 1075 01:11:10,753 --> 01:11:13,277 More times than I could count, honestly. 1076 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,629 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1077 01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:19,239 Which is fine. 1078 01:11:19,283 --> 01:11:22,678 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1079 01:11:22,721 --> 01:11:24,810 as much as it belongs to me. 1080 01:11:24,854 --> 01:11:27,770 You fail, we pay. 1081 01:11:27,813 --> 01:11:30,468 Eventually, a cow falls on your head 1082 01:11:30,511 --> 01:11:32,949 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1083 01:11:32,992 --> 01:11:34,951 because you finally realize 1084 01:11:34,994 --> 01:11:38,345 what a waste your life truly was. 1085 01:11:38,389 --> 01:11:40,173 But not you, Crystal. 1086 01:11:40,217 --> 01:11:42,523 You decided to go on the Internet 1087 01:11:42,567 --> 01:11:44,700 and run your stupid mouth. 1088 01:11:46,092 --> 01:11:49,095 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board 1089 01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:52,272 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1090 01:11:52,316 --> 01:11:55,232 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right. 1091 01:11:58,235 --> 01:12:00,585 "Fuck this bitch. 1092 01:12:00,628 --> 01:12:04,850 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1093 01:12:04,894 --> 01:12:08,506 The evidence is all there." 1094 01:12:08,549 --> 01:12:12,728 T-H-E-I-R. 1095 01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:14,947 "Her manor, her travel records. 1096 01:12:14,991 --> 01:12:17,645 "And in case you were still on the fence, 1097 01:12:17,689 --> 01:12:22,563 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1098 01:12:22,607 --> 01:12:26,306 "Admitted" was all caps. 1099 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,789 That's all you have to say for yourself? 1100 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:35,881 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1101 01:12:35,925 --> 01:12:38,449 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1102 01:12:38,492 --> 01:12:40,059 and put it on the Internet? 1103 01:12:40,103 --> 01:12:41,582 No one busted us. 1104 01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:42,888 We were joking. 1105 01:12:42,932 --> 01:12:44,672 But you ignorami took it literally. 1106 01:12:44,716 --> 01:12:49,242 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1107 01:12:49,286 --> 01:12:51,767 - But you are. - What? 1108 01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:53,464 Hunting human beings for sport. 1109 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:54,900 - No. - Yeah. 1110 01:12:54,944 --> 01:12:57,207 It wasn't true. 1111 01:12:59,644 --> 01:13:01,080 This is your manor, isn't it? 1112 01:13:01,124 --> 01:13:03,691 It's not a fucking manor. 1113 01:13:03,735 --> 01:13:06,216 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1114 01:13:06,259 --> 01:13:07,521 Okay, right, but it's yours, 1115 01:13:07,565 --> 01:13:10,611 and you're hunting people, so it's... 1116 01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,309 I mean, it's true. 1117 01:13:12,352 --> 01:13:13,527 Now. 1118 01:13:13,571 --> 01:13:17,836 Now it's true because you made it true. 1119 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,795 You people, you take anything you want, 1120 01:13:19,838 --> 01:13:21,927 and you twist it around until it fits 1121 01:13:21,971 --> 01:13:25,191 into your backwards fucking worldview. 1122 01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:29,587 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1123 01:13:31,589 --> 01:13:34,157 This was your idea. 1124 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:38,552 Well... 1125 01:13:38,596 --> 01:13:40,554 not my idea. 1126 01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:42,339 I did not want to mess up 1127 01:13:42,382 --> 01:13:46,647 your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1128 01:13:46,691 --> 01:13:49,520 you done fucked up, lady. 1129 01:13:51,522 --> 01:13:55,004 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1130 01:13:55,047 --> 01:13:58,529 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home. 1131 01:13:59,878 --> 01:14:02,402 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1132 01:14:03,795 --> 01:14:06,929 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1133 01:14:06,972 --> 01:14:09,322 And my dad's an asshole, 1134 01:14:09,366 --> 01:14:13,326 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1135 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:15,372 And my mom... 1136 01:14:17,896 --> 01:14:21,117 she's alive, too. 1137 01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:25,338 Can we call her? 1138 01:14:25,382 --> 01:14:26,949 - Let's call her right now. - No. 1139 01:14:26,992 --> 01:14:28,254 - Give me the phone. - No way. 1140 01:14:28,298 --> 01:14:29,670 - I'll call her up. - Do I look fucking stupid? 1141 01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:31,498 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call. 1142 01:14:31,518 --> 01:14:34,130 - That's not gonna happen. - Yeah. 1143 01:14:34,173 --> 01:14:37,002 You don't really care about the truth, do you? 1144 01:14:37,046 --> 01:14:38,395 Of course I do. 1145 01:14:38,438 --> 01:14:42,225 The only difference is I'm right. 1146 01:14:44,009 --> 01:14:46,142 Hey, maybe. 1147 01:14:47,578 --> 01:14:49,058 Maybe not. 1148 01:14:50,581 --> 01:14:53,062 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1149 01:14:53,105 --> 01:14:55,064 or can we fucking get on with it? 1150 01:15:25,790 --> 01:15:27,531 That was good. 1151 01:16:05,003 --> 01:16:06,178 No! 1152 01:16:20,627 --> 01:16:21,846 Hey, Crystal. 1153 01:16:24,588 --> 01:16:27,025 Fuck! 1154 01:16:28,896 --> 01:16:30,594 You need a gun now, bitch?! 1155 01:16:30,637 --> 01:16:32,683 That's fucking cheating! 1156 01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:03,322 Fuck you! 1157 01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:05,428 - One second. - Yeah. 1158 01:18:29,016 --> 01:18:30,844 No more glass! 1159 01:19:24,115 --> 01:19:25,508 I got you. 1160 01:19:56,191 --> 01:19:57,844 Okay. 1161 01:20:10,292 --> 01:20:12,337 Hey. 1162 01:20:12,381 --> 01:20:14,774 I got you, too. 1163 01:20:16,907 --> 01:20:19,736 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1164 01:20:25,568 --> 01:20:28,048 Why did you call me Snowball? 1165 01:20:29,311 --> 01:20:31,356 It's a reference. 1166 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,577 To George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1167 01:20:36,056 --> 01:20:38,015 He's a pig. 1168 01:20:38,058 --> 01:20:42,237 Yeah, but why am I Snowball? 1169 01:20:44,108 --> 01:20:46,763 Snowball is an idealist. 1170 01:20:46,806 --> 01:20:50,549 He... he wants to make the world a better place. 1171 01:20:50,593 --> 01:20:54,988 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1172 01:20:55,032 --> 01:20:57,034 turn him into the enemy. 1173 01:20:59,602 --> 01:21:02,605 I think you should be Snowball. 1174 01:21:03,432 --> 01:21:06,435 You read Animal Farm? 1175 01:21:07,305 --> 01:21:09,612 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1176 01:21:12,832 --> 01:21:15,139 Can I... 1177 01:21:15,182 --> 01:21:17,576 ask you a question? 1178 01:21:19,404 --> 01:21:22,538 Are you Justice4Yall? 1179 01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,411 Come on. 1180 01:21:26,455 --> 01:21:28,326 We're both dead. 1181 01:21:28,370 --> 01:21:30,328 Just tell me. 1182 01:21:30,372 --> 01:21:33,549 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1183 01:21:35,377 --> 01:21:38,815 No, ma'am, you did not. 1184 01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,563 Whoops. 1185 01:23:36,933 --> 01:23:38,064 Hey there. 1186 01:23:38,108 --> 01:23:39,544 Shit. 1187 01:23:39,588 --> 01:23:41,677 The... 1188 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,854 assholes you work for tried to kill me, 1189 01:23:44,897 --> 01:23:48,205 so I killed them instead. 1190 01:23:48,248 --> 01:23:49,946 Now I want to go home. 1191 01:23:52,296 --> 01:23:54,080 That gonna be a problem? 1192 01:23:54,124 --> 01:23:55,952 Certainly not, ma'am. 1193 01:23:55,995 --> 01:23:57,344 No. 1194 01:23:57,388 --> 01:23:59,912 May I... may I pour that for you? 1195 01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:01,479 Yeah. 1196 01:24:11,576 --> 01:24:14,231 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar. 1197 01:24:14,274 --> 01:24:16,320 - It's osetra... - Yeah. 1198 01:24:16,363 --> 01:24:17,756 You got it. 1199 01:24:26,330 --> 01:24:27,766 You ever had caviar? 1200 01:24:27,810 --> 01:24:31,509 No, I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1201 01:24:31,553 --> 01:24:33,990 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1202 01:24:36,340 --> 01:24:38,734 Dig in. 1203 01:24:47,264 --> 01:24:49,266 How is it? 1204 01:24:53,575 --> 01:24:56,229 It's fucking great. 1205 01:24:56,253 --> 01:25:08,253 Encoded by HD3D Visit:- Warezbook.org for more