1 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,720 Life has no GPS. 2 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,280 So, your only options are either instinct or taking a gamble. 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,200 All you can do is step on it 4 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,880 and hope there isn't a dead end up ahead. 5 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,160 -Hey babe... -That looks good. 6 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:37,920 No way. 7 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,560 No way! Holy crap! 8 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,720 Are you serious? 9 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,240 6,000 new followers on Snaptime. 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,680 200 on Textbook. 11 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,880 And 350 on Flitter! 12 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,280 -What! -My God, they fucking love us! 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,720 -Baby, look at this. -Oh, my God! 14 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,040 Holy crap! 15 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,560 Can we take a selfie? 16 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,520 Both of us. 17 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,280 Oh! No way! 18 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,600 Dude, where is he from? 19 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,280 Okay, let's play rapid fire. 20 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,800 -Oh God! -Okay? 21 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,280 Whose your favorite amongst the three Khans? 22 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,800 All three are my friends. 23 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,680 So... I can't rate them. 24 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,360 -Do you rate your friends? -Yes, she does. 25 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,240 -All the time. -Okay. Tell me... 26 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,080 Is it true that in Bollywood, everybody sleeps around with everybody? 27 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,520 Is it like a musical chairs of romantic liasons? 28 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,440 Just so you know, you don't have to answer these questions. 29 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,160 No, listen. I... I want to. 30 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,360 Look, I'm sure that people sleep around. 31 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,840 But that happens everywhere. Right? 32 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,560 What about you? 33 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Siddhi! 34 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,600 What about me? 35 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,040 No, I mean... 36 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,480 have you played? 37 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,040 Musical chairs? 38 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,640 Look... 39 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,840 Before Umang, I had only been in two relationships. 40 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,720 One was a boy from Boston University which was about... 41 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,960 three years. 42 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,840 And... 43 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,160 I'm sure you must've heard of Raghuveer. 44 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,400 All the tabloids were writing about it. 45 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,360 And that was about six years. 46 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,600 Three years and six years. Wow! 47 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,480 What can I say, it takes me a while but when I commit... 48 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,880 Then you listen to no one. Not even yourself. 49 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,480 I only listen to Mangs. 50 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,880 Excuse me, ma'am, can we take a picture with you? 51 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,920 Sure. 52 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,600 Ma'am, could you join us? 53 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,480 Mangs! Dude! 54 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,400 -Go, go. -Please. 55 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,760 C'mon. 56 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,600 If I had known that Samara Kapoor would be coming, 57 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:39,760 I would've put a cover charge. 58 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,760 There you go. 59 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,760 Hi, Samara. 60 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,720 -Welcome to Truck Bar. -This is Jeh. And this is his bar. 61 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,960 Oh! Hey, Jeh... 62 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,440 Love the bar. Thanks. 63 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,520 Thanks. 64 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:52,920 Missed you. 65 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,320 Get a room, guys. 66 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,320 -Maybe I will. -Maybe you should. 67 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Oh! I like this new, saucy Jeh 2.0! 68 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,360 Hey! Hashtag, Umara. 69 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,240 Do you want to be my celebrity bartenders tonight? 70 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,400 -Your tabs on me. -What. Seriously? 71 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,840 What about us? 72 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,400 -What about us Jeh? -You're not a celebrity! 73 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,040 We'll drink on the house. 74 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,040 And sell the hell out of this bar tonight! 75 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,760 -Is that okay with you? -Just do it! 76 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,520 -Alright, let's do it! -Alright, let's go! 77 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,560 Okay, you guys. 78 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,920 All the specials are coming up. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:22,920 Right now! 80 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,240 C'mon! C'mon! 81 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,920 Let's go! Drink up! 82 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,800 -Hey. Hey. -What? 83 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,240 I think we should slow down. 84 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,080 Let's do things the right way this time. 85 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,240 Missionary style? 86 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 No! I meant a date. 87 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,360 A date? 88 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,600 Have you realized that we haven't been on a real date yet? 89 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,440 Ya but... 90 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,160 People go on dates 91 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,600 so, that eventually they can do what we're doing right now. 92 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,360 Some people also go on a date... 93 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,600 because they want to spend time with each other. 94 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,360 You know, good food, good conversation. Fun? 95 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,920 Fun? What kind of fun? This is fun. 96 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,800 What kind of food? 97 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,440 Is alcohol allowed? 98 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,240 Is it chargeable? 99 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,040 -Wow! -Ready? 100 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,200 Absolutely! 101 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,560 Okay, then! 102 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,920 No! 103 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,360 Yay! 104 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,320 -Are you ready? -Just do it. 105 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,520 And I am the winner! 106 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,680 I am the Monopoly king. 107 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,320 All this property is mine and I... 108 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,480 am the ruler of this world! 109 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,440 No! Jeh! 110 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,560 Tell me a secret. 111 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,560 What kind of secret? 112 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,400 I don't know. Maybe something that's embarrassing? 113 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,480 No... 114 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:16,880 Okay. 115 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,320 No judgment zone, right? 116 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,320 Of course. 117 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,040 So I'm generally like a camel. 118 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,760 I can hold my pee in for hours. 119 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,640 It's a real talent. 120 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,280 So, I was giving my class tenth board exams. Math exam. 121 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,800 And I was left with all my six marks questions. 122 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,080 So... 123 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,680 So? 124 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,880 So, I... 125 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,640 peed right there! 126 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,480 Don't look at me like that! Nobody got to know! 127 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,080 It's fine! Nobody got to know! 128 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,920 -I just spilled some water! -Is it a bird? 129 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,360 Is it a plane? 130 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,000 -No! It's Ms. PeePee! -C'mon! Please! 131 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,720 You said, no judgment now! 132 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,120 Your turn. 133 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,000 -Ya, go on! -My story is a little too embarrassing. 134 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,480 Okay, let me guess. 135 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,800 Your parents caught you having sex. 136 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,560 No but the reverse. 137 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,360 No! 138 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,560 -Ya. -No, no. 139 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,360 Yuck! No! 140 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,840 Ya. I was eight years old and I had a nightmare. 141 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,760 -Okay. -So, I got scared 142 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,160 and I went to my parents' bedroom... 143 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,320 And they were... 144 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,240 you know... 145 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,680 And I thought my dad was attacking my mom. 146 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,400 So I shouted at him, slapped him... 147 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,840 and then punched him! 148 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,200 -Your dad? -Yes, my dad! 149 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,320 And for the next four days, 150 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,760 he moved around with a black eye! 151 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,360 Telling everybody he walked into a door. 152 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,160 -Can you imagine? -No! 153 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,840 -Sorry! I walked into a door! -Your dad is amazing! 154 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,960 Oh, my God! 155 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,480 That's a great story! 156 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,280 You win. Hands down! 157 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,560 On that note... 158 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,360 part three of the date of the century awaits. 159 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,560 Look what I got. 160 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,040 Raspberry soda! 161 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,520 -Yum. -Yum. 162 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,120 -Cheers. -Cheers. 163 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,120 Is this Mumbai or Santorini? 164 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,480 Ya, except for the smell. 165 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 I don't care. 166 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,200 I would choose Bombay over any other city in the world. 167 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,440 -Any day. -Yep! 168 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,160 Why haven't I done this before? 169 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,160 You should answer that. Why haven't you done this before? 170 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Maybe because... 171 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,080 you weren't around. 172 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,280 Ekalaya needs a public apology, Shashank. 173 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,520 I love your blinding optimism. 174 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,520 And we also need 40% profit share on all sales till date. 175 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,120 Along with the withdrawal of the design worldwide. 176 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,600 This isn't a negotiation. This is daylight robbery. So, stop. 177 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,760 This is nothing. 178 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,280 If the case goes to trial then... 179 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,760 Adalene might win? 180 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Consider that? 181 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,640 Nothing in this world is original, Ms. Menon. 182 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,840 From your favorite Shakespearean play to your favorite book... 183 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,840 to all the wonderful music you listen to. 184 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,040 All art is inspired by pre-existing art. 185 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 Would you care for a drink? 186 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,120 No, thanks. 187 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,440 There's a difference between inspiration and theft. 188 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,520 Who decides that? 189 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:32,200 Sometimes the things we see, the people we meet, affect us. 190 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,600 Subconsciously. 191 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,200 Like you and me. 192 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,320 Is that right? 193 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,840 Do you not feel it too? 194 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,880 We're opposing lawyers, Shashank. 195 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,440 It's unethical. 196 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,120 Then I guess this is... 197 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,360 conflict resolution, isn't it? 198 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,600 You're married. 199 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,440 Yes, I am. 200 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,320 But Sushmita and I have an open marriage. 201 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,400 And we're free to be and see other people. 202 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,120 That's what keeps us happily married. 203 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,040 Human beings... 204 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,640 They aren't meant for monogamy. 205 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,240 But... 206 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,200 monogamy is a way of life for me. 207 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,160 Don't knock something before you try it. 208 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,040 I can't... 209 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,760 get you out of my mind, Anjana. 210 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,640 I can't. 211 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,840 I didn't know... 212 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,520 I was that imposing. 213 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,520 Yes, you are. 214 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,520 You're fucking imposing, you're... 215 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,520 amazing, you're... 216 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,200 Please understand this. 217 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:08,040 If you don't feel the same about me, then… 218 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,280 I will stop immediately. 219 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,640 I will back off and... 220 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,360 never ask you again. 221 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,800 But I have to know. 222 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,360 What is it... 223 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,240 that you really want, Anjana? 224 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,400 I want... 225 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,840 I want to get back to work. 226 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,160 Work it is. 227 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,720 So... where were we? 228 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,000 Here... 229 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,840 -Hormonal! -Ya? 230 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,920 What if your parents wake up? 231 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,160 Then, you're dead. 232 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,080 Papa has a hockey stick. 233 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,160 Just saying. 234 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,800 -Everyone has one. -Not everyone. 235 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,680 Come. 236 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,480 This sneaking around is very hot. 237 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,520 Ready? 238 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,600 Ms. Thakur and Ms. Khanna. 239 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,960 Your lawyer and I were up late last night trying to work out a deal. 240 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,360 Unfortunately, we here at Adalene SA believe that... 241 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,120 you don't have a case. 242 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,640 And we're not willing to offer any compensation 243 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,160 or apology at this given time. 244 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,720 We're ready to fight this case till the very end. 245 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,440 It'll be years of litigation. It will be a long wait. 246 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,120 But, I'll leave the decision to the both of you. 247 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,120 So, this plagiarized dress 248 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:36,240 was designed by the head designer of Adalene, Marcella Marchand? 249 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,080 The original design was indeed by Ms. Marchand. 250 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,360 You've done your homework. 251 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,680 Congratulations. 252 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,400 Perhaps you haven't. 253 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,520 Have you heard of the Milan Fashion Biennale? 254 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,880 Of course. What about it? 255 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,160 In 2010, my client Ms. Khanna was present at the Milan Fashion Biennale 256 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,880 where she and Ekalaya received an award for preserving cultural heritage. 257 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,400 Glad to know. But, how is this relevant right now? 258 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,440 That very day, another young designer also received an award. 259 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,520 A young French college student by the name of Marcella Marchand. 260 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,520 She won the award for The Most Promising New Designer. 261 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,360 So? That proves nothing. 262 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,560 But this does. 263 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,480 This is a picture of all the winners. 264 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,760 Marcella Marchand is here. 265 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,600 Ms. Khanna is here. 266 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,960 In the picture, Ms. Khanna is wearing an outfit made of the same fabric 267 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,000 that was plagiarized by Adalene. 268 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,520 This picture was sent to all the winners. 269 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,920 And... here's the confirmation mail from the Biennale organizers. 270 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,200 Shall we discuss the settlement terms, Mr. Bose? 271 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,720 That wasn't a defeat. 272 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,400 It was a goddamn massacre. 273 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,400 When did you know? 274 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,800 Actually, Ekalaya showed me the picture a while back 275 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,520 but the confirmation from Milan Biennale came in this morning. 276 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,080 Join me. 277 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,520 Sorry? 278 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,960 I meant at my firm. 279 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,240 As a senior partner, of course. 280 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,680 Full package, benefits, the works. 281 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,920 Seriously? 282 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,040 Why? 283 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,880 Because it's been a while since I've been defeated. 284 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,320 And I love that ferocity of yours. 285 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,120 So, I would like you to fight with me. Not against me. 286 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,040 Simple. 287 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,040 My God! 288 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,560 I can literally hear the chaos in your head all the way here. 289 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,400 Should I do it? Should I not do it? 290 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,600 What is he saying? It's too fast. It's too sudden. 291 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,080 What's wrong with this guy? 292 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,480 I'll tell you what. 293 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,320 Have another drink and then think about it. 294 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,360 One drink is meant for enemies. 295 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,200 Then I guess I'm the enemy. 296 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,320 Too much self-control, I must say. 297 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,280 The difference between want and need is self-control. 298 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,680 Heavy. 299 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,560 Ya. Well... 300 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,560 I also will add, I got this really nice corner office. 301 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,040 Banging view to the city. Two holiday packages a year. 302 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,640 Come when you want, go when you want. 303 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,840 I'm just saying. 304 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,760 You know, that you should... 305 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,760 think about it. 306 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Of course. 307 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,680 Okay, ma'am. Thank you. 308 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,760 Thank you so much. 309 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,600 I don't believe it. 310 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,320 That was Sheetal Marwah. 311 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,000 She wants me to train her! 312 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,360 Ya, she messaged asking for your number. 313 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,480 I also gave your number to Akshay Malhotra and Yasmeen D'Souza. 314 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:07,320 They're huge superstars. They could have anyone. 315 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,560 Why would they want me? 316 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,080 Because they want the best. 317 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,320 I have been right here all this time. 318 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,400 One viral video of us comes out and... 319 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,760 What? That's it? I'm like the hottest trainer in town? 320 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,440 Just ride the wave, babe. Don't question it. 321 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,640 I mean... look at me. 322 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,960 I was shifting time zones every week for ten years and now... 323 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,080 nobody wants to touch me. 324 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,800 You'll be jet-setting across time zones in no time, I know it. 325 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,560 Baby boo, this is not about me. This is about you. 326 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,760 These chances don't come easy. 327 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,080 You've got to make the most of it. 328 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,720 -This is why, I fucking love you! -Oh, my God! 329 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,520 -I fucking love you! -I love you! 330 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,400 Summertime abs, you gotta do it! 331 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,200 Alright! Very nice! 332 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,520 And now, burpees! 333 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,320 Give me five burpees. C'mon, man! 334 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,440 All you! Let's go! 335 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,640 Five! Ya! All the way up! 336 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,200 Good job. Chest to the ground. Very good. Hands up! 337 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,400 Keep it going... 338 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,920 Ya! Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop! 339 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,080 Let's go! You wanna go back? Let's go back! 340 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,440 Thanks! 341 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,800 C'mon, Sheetal! You got this. Let's go! 342 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,040 Nice! C'mon! Let's go! 343 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,880 You can do this! C'mon, man! Let's go! 344 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,200 C'mon! Push it! Ya! 345 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,920 Push! Ya! Good job! 346 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,800 -Oh ya! -My God! That was amazing! 347 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,040 -Did you enjoy it? -Umang, you're just too good! 348 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,040 Ya! C'mon, boy! Let's go! 349 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,280 Let's go! You gotta look good for the screen! Let's go! 350 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,560 Let's go. Five more. 351 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,280 Breathe again. One, two, three, again. 352 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 You're the best! 353 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,720 Shall we start? 354 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,640 Let's wait a little longer? 355 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,680 The ones who're here will start leaving. 356 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,240 I mean, these are anyway my friends. Most of them. 357 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,800 How many copies have we sold? 358 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,160 Not many... but it will pick up. 359 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,240 How many is not many? 360 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,560 Four copies. 361 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,160 Let's start. 362 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,080 People will join in once they hear you speak. 363 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,040 Ya? 364 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,520 Okay. 365 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,960 Good evening, everybody. 366 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,200 Thank you for joining us for this very special reading... 367 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,440 of a book that I believe is extremely relevant in current times. 368 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,240 Over to you, Damini. 369 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,520 Thank you, Shraddha. 370 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,000 Thank you for accommodating me in your beautiful store. 371 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,800 -Hi, guys. -Hi! 372 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,800 I'm going to read out a little excerpt 373 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,960 from the opening chapter of the book. 374 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,800 On the eve of India's independence, 375 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,040 as the clock struck midnight... 376 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,240 and the famous words of Nehru, 377 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,200 "Long years ago we made a tryst with destiny", were uttered, 378 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,320 a baby boy was born in the small village of Latur. 379 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,320 Twelve copies sold, baby. Congratulations! 380 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,480 You mean two? You guys bought ten. 381 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,520 So? People buy fake followers. 382 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,080 We're your real friends. 383 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,960 Okay, what can I do to make you feel better? 384 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:56,880 Anything. 385 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,160 Oh, I have something in mind! 386 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,880 Fries, cheesy nachos and onion rings. 387 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,560 -Wow! -Coming right up. 388 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,640 My stress eating's through the roof! 389 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,280 My period cycle is also off. 390 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,040 -First time? -No! Happens to me all the time. 391 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,960 -So, then? -Generally, it's late by 392 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,080 three to four days. 393 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,160 But this time it's three weeks. 394 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,320 Dee. 395 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,080 -This isn't stress. -Then, what is it? 396 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,560 Maybe you should get a pregnancy test done. 397 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,560 What? 398 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,800 Are you silly? No! 399 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,760 Stress causes hormonal imbalance. We all know that. 400 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,920 Anyway, I'll... 401 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,320 Let me take Warsi's appointment for tomorrow. 402 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,720 You still go to him? 403 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,560 Shit, you're right. He hates me now. 404 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,240 Need a new gynec. 405 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,560 -I'll give you my gynec's number... -Here you go. 406 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,920 Cheesy nachos, onion rings, jalapeno poppers. 407 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,720 Wow! That looks good! 408 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,280 -Yummy! -Thank you. 409 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,560 C'mon. 410 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,040 That's so strange. 411 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,160 Happy mothers and babies everywhere. 412 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,680 Have you heard of anti-natalists? 413 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,120 They are people who believe that the world is already overcrowded. 414 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,400 And there is no need for more babies. 415 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,080 Without babies, there will be no family. 416 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,680 And if there's no family... 417 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,800 then what do we do with all the love in our hearts? 418 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,200 It's all about narcissism. 419 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,080 Seeing your genes in someone else and imposing your dreams on your children. 420 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,800 So, according to you the optimal population of this world is zero? 421 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,600 Do you want babies? 422 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,920 Ya, sure. One day. 423 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,360 What about you? 424 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,400 I don't know. 425 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,880 I think I'd be a terrible mother. 426 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,480 Oh c'mon, you'll be fine. You'll be great! 427 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,520 Because everyone tries their best. 428 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,360 I'm just scared. 429 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,760 I feel I'm going to turn into my parents. 430 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,360 Don't get me wrong. I mean, they loved us. 431 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,560 But we didn't really get to be children. 432 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,320 We were treated like adults since we were born. 433 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,280 We always only spoke about economics and politics. 434 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,080 I think all my control issues... come from there. 435 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,480 I think I may turn into my parents too. 436 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,240 But hey, that's okay. 437 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,160 I mean look at me... I'm perfect. 438 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,640 Perfect! 439 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,840 Girls... 440 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,640 Amit thinks I should talk about my life stories in my comedy sets. 441 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,480 But my life is so privileged. 442 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,760 Thank you. 443 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,160 Where will the material come from? 444 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,480 Why? Talk about your privileges. 445 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,720 And your problems. 446 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,080 Everyone has problems. Talk about you and Sneha. 447 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,680 Dude. Talk about the unwrapping of your 448 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,760 well preserved virginity after so many years! 449 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,600 Sids, I think you should totally talk about body shaming. 450 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,000 -Yea -And what was that guy's name? 451 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,360 -Which one? -Who called you Sindhi... 452 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,240 -and sucked on your toes! -Oh, God! 453 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,400 Dude! 454 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,440 Talk about your ballet lessons and your dance with Falguni. 455 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,640 -That is life experience gold! -Best! 456 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,960 And your marriage resume! 457 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,280 -Oh yeah... -Long list. 458 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,400 Thanks you, guys. 459 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,440 I had no clue that my life is such a joke for you all. 460 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,160 Now just use all this material on-stage and thank us later. 461 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,520 -Okay? Go. -Must thank us, Sids. 462 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,080 -Go. -Thanks, guys. 463 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,920 -So lucky to have you as my best friends. -Love you! 464 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,000 Likewise. 465 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,200 Check one, two, three... 466 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,440 One, two, three... 467 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,400 Wow, you guys look like you're expecting a bad show. 468 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,000 Quite like the one I recently walked into. 469 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,840 So my friend's roomie was in the bathroom and... 470 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,160 for the lack of a better phrase... he was jerking off. 471 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,800 And I walked in. 472 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,360 He was having a full blown party in the bathroom. 473 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,640 With lotion, porn, tissues and the works. 474 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,280 And... instead of being completely mortified by my presence, 475 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,560 he chose to put his hand out. 476 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,080 For a handshake. 477 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,360 Not... no guys! 478 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,040 Not like a porn type handshake. 479 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,000 I mean there was porn and there was a hand. 480 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,920 But no. 481 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,000 The guy was genuinely feeling friendly at that moment. 482 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,440 And he wanted a handshake, that's it. 483 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,280 But seriously. What is it with men and shaking things? 484 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,840 Okay, you tell me... 485 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,600 Are you guys off your rockers? Is that why you're constantly shaking? 486 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,880 Or are you off your rockers because you're constantly shaking? 487 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,760 It's either your hand or something else. 488 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,280 I know somebody in the audience 489 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,840 who's a Hindi grammar Nazi is probably thinking... 490 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,160 madam, shaking your hand is not always equal to a handshake. 491 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,720 I know, okay. 492 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,800 And speaking of handshakes... 493 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,080 last year I lost my well preserved virginity. 494 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,080 I was always taught that someone, somewhere is made for you. 495 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,160 Except that, my mom was the one carrying out that search. Not me. 496 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,080 So, here I was... on a third date with this guy 497 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,760 who my mum had found for me. 498 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,920 This is back when I was still a virgin. 499 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,120 Now I find my own dates. 500 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,680 So anyway, back to the date. It was a perfect date. 501 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,720 Perfect dinner, perfect wine, perfect conversation. 502 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,400 Like... What are your hobbies? 503 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,920 What is your zodiac sign? 504 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,280 Favorite Instagram filter? 505 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,440 So, he comes to my house to drop me and we kiss. 506 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,560 And then... I said okay, bye. Goodnight. 507 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,040 Thanks for a great time and he was like... 508 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,640 Listen to this. 509 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,000 He was like... 510 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 that's it? 511 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,000 So, he thought that just because he took me out thrice... 512 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,920 and insisted on paying the bill thrice, 513 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,720 I owed him more than a kiss. 514 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,480 But fine, I said... 515 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,840 I told him that I am saving myself from marriage. 516 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,360 And he was like, "Babe! 517 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,800 Don't make sex such a big deal! 518 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,520 It's just like... 519 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,000 a handshake!" 520 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,000 I said, great then! 521 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,520 Go jerk off to this handshake! 522 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,280 I'm not aware if he shook anything that night 523 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,520 but I sure as hell shook up his manhood! 524 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,960 Go, Sids. 525 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,560 That's it guys. Thank you. You've been fab! 526 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,920 Ready? 527 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,520 Mangs! Ear-neck-nibble-nibble! Cleavage-tummy-gobble-gobble! 528 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,160 Go in, five thrusts, get out! 529 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,600 Even I know the routine now! 530 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,880 He's a set guy. 531 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,560 Comedy set, sex set. Amazing! 532 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,240 Mangs, I've become an expert at faking it. 533 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,880 Sids, fake it till you make it! And if not, 534 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,240 then you have to take this into your own hands literally. 535 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,400 See... folded missionary, wrapped missionary, 536 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,040 London plough, folded cowgirl... 537 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,400 Okay, bye. 538 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,440 -Oh. Sorry. -All yours. 539 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,840 I have been following you on Snaptime forever. 540 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,920 Forever? It's been just two years since I joined Snaptime. 541 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,160 What? Two years? 542 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,080 No way! You've had such a big impact. 543 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,440 I want to hang with you. 544 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,880 Get to know you, Umang. Be you! 545 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,480 And that's what we need for our streaming audience. 546 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560 A video a week. 547 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,120 We plan, shoot, edit, stream. 548 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,120 Bang! Bang! We hit them hard. 549 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,280 And you will be the face of India's new fitness revolution! 550 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,640 Umang Singh! 551 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,320 But... why would anyone want to see my fitness videos? 552 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,440 -You'll be an icon, Umang. -Exactly. 553 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,600 For fitness. For women. For the entire LGBTQIA community. 554 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,560 Just think about it. 555 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,560 Cheers. 556 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,120 What is the offer? 557 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,040 10% of the revenue. 558 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,200 You should ask for twenty. 559 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,360 Isn't that a bit much to begin with? 560 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,720 You're not just some random newcomer. 561 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,080 You are my girlfriend. 562 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,200 All my followers will watch your videos. 563 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,800 Don't ask for lesser and lower your status. 564 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,120 By the way, apparently one of the producers... 565 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,360 has been following me on Snaptime forever. 566 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,720 So, should I accept it? 567 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,480 Look, do whatever you want 568 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,160 but, do you even have the time? 569 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,440 I mean, your PT clients are taking up all of your time. 570 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,480 Even I'm not getting a chance to see you. 571 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,680 And that is your focus, right? 572 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,520 Ma'am, may I have your autograph, please? 573 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,360 Of course, sweetheart. 574 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,320 -What's your name? -Shivani. 575 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:17,240 To Shivani... Love, Samara. 576 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,080 Shit. 577 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,920 Congratulations. It's confirmed. 578 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,760 You're about seven weeks pregnant. 579 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,720 No. Four weeks? 580 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,400 No, seven. 581 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,360 As per your last menstrual cycle, conception happened about six weeks ago. 582 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,960 Between the first and seventh. 583 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,080 No, it has to be four weeks. 584 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:55,040 Between the... 18th and the 25th... 585 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,840 I had a meeting with Zigzag books and then I went to meet Jeh... 586 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,440 Ya. 587 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,080 Damini, that would be biologically impossible. 588 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,720 Trust me. I'm the doctor. 589 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,520 Anyway, shall we discuss the steps ahead? 590 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,280 I'm assuming you're carrying the baby to term? 591 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,520 Or are you thinking otherwise? 592 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,120 Because then, DNC is the only option. 593 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,440 You've come too far along in the pregnancy. 594 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,360 So, basically you think Samara is insecure of you? 595 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,280 I think I would've felt the same if I were in her place. 596 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,200 She's the famous one yet I'm the one getting the offers. 597 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,560 I think you're just overthinking it, Mangs. 598 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,280 For such a long time, Samara was your world. 599 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,200 Now you're going to get a world of your own. 600 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,960 Maybe she feels bad that you guys won't get enough time with each other. 601 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,920 That's all. 602 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,480 I hope you're right because that sounds way better. 603 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,440 It is. 604 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,720 Jeh. 605 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,880 What's up, Jeh? 606 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,560 Have you heard from Damini? 607 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,840 No, why? 608 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,120 I've been calling her all morning but she isn't answering. 609 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,760 Must be at home. 610 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,080 It's Dee. 611 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,240 -Hi Dee, where are you? -Sids. 612 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,480 I am screwed! 613 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,800 -What happened? Are you okay? -Umang. 614 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,640 -Jeh, I'll call you back. -Just relax, we're coming. 615 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,440 I couldn't take care of that pup. 616 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,360 I killed off the only cactus I had at home! 617 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,920 How am I going to take care of a real human baby? 618 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,680 God! The nappies, the poop and pee... 619 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,840 The baby's going to hate me. 620 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,480 I'll be one of those control freak helicopter moms! 621 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,800 I mean... how am I going to support it? 622 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,640 I'm the writer of a flop book. 623 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,880 Barely living out of my savings! 624 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,880 And Jeh... 625 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,800 What will I tell Jeh? 626 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,760 We just got back together. 627 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,120 He's barely started trusting me again. 628 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,080 And it's Warsi's job to deliver babies and hand them over to others! 629 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,440 I'm sure he wouldn't want to be a father. 630 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,120 What should I do? 631 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:52,960 Tell me. 632 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,160 Are you ready to be a mom? 633 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,520 I... 634 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,440 don't know. 635 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,520 Dee, we can't tell you what to do, right? 636 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,400 Only you can decide that. 637 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,040 I don't know. 638 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,480 But listen, Dee... 639 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,760 we're with you no matter what you decide. 640 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,040 And if you choose to have the kid, 641 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,840 it will have the best aunts in the whole world! 642 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,240 Guaranteed. 643 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,040 Anj... 644 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,120 did you ever consider an abortion? 645 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,920 Actually, everything happened so soon. 646 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,600 Varun just proposed to me right there. 647 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,640 And now I cannot imagine my life without Arya. 648 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,080 But, if Varun hadn't proposed to me... 649 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,760 maybe I would've considered it. 650 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,240 I am absolutely clueless. 651 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,680 You're going to be fine. 652 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,280 Everything's going to be fine. 653 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,280 Hello? Dr. Pandita, this is Damini Rizvi Roy. 654 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,160 How soon can we schedule the abortion procedure? 655 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,160 Thank you.