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[she groans]
Fuck my life.
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My idiot son
got my fiancé arrested by the FBI,
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I've got an election in three days
and I'm getting beaten in the polls
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by a write-in joke candidate
called Deeznuts.
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People love Deeznuts.
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Fat men, old men, young men,
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homeless men who need cash,
they all love Deeznuts.
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Are we still talking about the election?
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No, but we should.
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If you want to win,
you need to focus on an issue
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that this town really cares about.
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Family values, school safety,
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job creation.
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It's hard to identify the single issue
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that every citizen of Paradise
cares about.
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But I think I found it.
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I'm legalizing meth!
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- [rapid gunfire]
- [fireworks whistle]
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People love legal meth.
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Look at the line
outside the new MethDonald's.
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[he shrieks]
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You can even bring your kids
to meet Ronald MethDonald.
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[he retches]
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So remember,
re-elect cool mayor Karen Crawford.
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Am I the best mayor ever?
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I don't know, you do the meth!
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Has Karen lost her damn mind?
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"MethDonalds"?
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If we don't do something,
she's going to put us out of business.
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Cheer up, boss! MethDonald's ain't so bad.
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I met some new friends down there.
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Meet Grimeth, Mayor MethCheese,
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the high guys, and the Vanburglar.
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Ohh, I really need some MethNuggets, man.
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Come on, I'll... suck your dick.
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I'll get my coat.
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Dad, I'm sorry I got you arrested.
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But at least you're not in prison.
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Clappers just put you on house arrest.
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No, he put me on crackhouse arrest.
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Welcome to our humble commode!
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We got central air,
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we got central heat,
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and we got pubic lice.
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♪ Hello, hello, hello! ♪
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- That's just you, Robby.
- Yeah, that's just me.
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I brought you this drawing I made of us
when I was a kid.
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See, Dad?
Feeling more like home already.
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Sit down, Pablo Picasshole.
I need to tell you something important.
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I found out who the Kingpin is. It's Fitz!
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That's not true, Dad.
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Agent Clappers told me
he already cleared his name,
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- and I believe him.
- Betrayer!
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Get the hell out! You're dead to me!
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You don't mean that.
You said the same thing when I was a kid
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and splashed Juicy Juice
on your Hustler magazine.
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Oh, but I'm serious this time.
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And I told you
to stop calling your jizz "Juicy Juice"!
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Call it "sticky-sticky goo-goo,"
like a man!
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- Get the hell out!
- [Kevin shrieks]
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[he sighs]
Finally, some peace and quiet.
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Dobby, Dobby.
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- What the fuck is that?
- Oh, that's our son, Dobby.
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You and him will be sharing this.
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Oh no! I'm not sleeping
on a piss-soaked mattress with that thing!
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Oh, that ain't to sleep on.
That's your supper.
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[Dobby munches and gurgles]
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That's where you sleep.
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Citizens of Paradise,
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who's smoking legal meth right here,
right now?
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[they cheer]
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[chanting] Meth mayor!
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[she giggles]
Thank you. I appreciate your support.
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Now you can stop writing in
a joke candidate like Deeznuts.
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I am not a joke write-in candidate.
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I am Dr. Deeznuts.
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Dr. Lickon Deeznuts.
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[crowd laughs]
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Why are you laughing?
I hold a law degree from Harvard!
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I am the proud son
of successful Hungarian immigrants!
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Gargle Deeznuts and Niblon Deeznuts.
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[raucous laughter]
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What's this? People have been laughing
at Deeznuts my entire life!
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I can't take it anymore!
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- [gun clicks]
- Goodbye, cruel world!
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[laughter stops]
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[laughter continues]
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There goes the competition.
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I guess I'll do
my topless victory speech now.
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[she whoops]
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Lock down those floppies!
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I'm Gerald Fitzgerald,
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and I'm running for mayor!
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- What?
- And when I win,
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I vow to expose the Kingpin.
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And you won't have to vote for a woman.
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[they cheer]
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Yeah! Who needs women?
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Lock her up! Lock her...
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[he groans and squeals]
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Don't touch me!
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Kevin, since Fitz entered the race,
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I need a cop on my side to show
I'm tough on crime.
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You can be my press secretary.
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I don't know, Mom.
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I don't think I can defend
what you're doing.
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You have to do this, Kevin. You owe me!
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I carried you for six long months
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before I demanded a C-section
and visited you once a week in the NICU!
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[he groans]
Fine! I'll do it!
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Wait. Six months?
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Is that why I have translucent eyelids?
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That's right,
my little hide-and-seek champion.
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[Dusty sighs] I'm so bored!
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I know. There's no one to bust now
since meth is legal.
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You wanna play some board games?
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What's your fancy?
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Hungry Hungry Dildos,
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Erect Four,
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or Tea-Bag The Corpse?
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How is that game for ages five and up?
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Choking hazard.
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God, this town sucks now!
I hate legal meth!
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Hey, speak for yourself.
[he munches noisily]
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Hey, whoa, slow down there, Bullet.
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I'll be fine.
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Yeah, MethDonald's can't be
any more unhealthy than McDonald's.
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[Bullet groans]
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I stand by my statement.
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Oh, shit. I'm dead?
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[kissing noises]
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Welcome to Hell!
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[evil laughter]
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Prepare for an eternity of suffering.
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There shall be gnashing of teeth and...
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What the here?
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[Bullet gasps]
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We injected you with a Meth-E pen.
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They bring people back who OD.
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- It was the toy in your Tweaky Meal.
- Thank God that was in there. What?
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We could've got
a Pinkie Pie Pony toy instead?
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Well, that's way better
than Bullet's bullshit life!
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Dobby! Dobby!
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Thanks for volunteering
to babysit Dobby for us.
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What? I didn't volunteer for shit!
When will you be back?
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- Huh, he thinks we're coming back, Robby.
- Yeah, that's funny.
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Anyway, don't make eye contact
with his big eye.
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That one's evil.
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He may emit a yellow gas.
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Now if it touches you, it will kill you.
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But if it doesn't touch you,
it will kill you.
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Now, if he gets real cranky,
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you're going to want to use this.
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You want me to shoot him?
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Hell no, that'll just piss him off!
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That's to use on yourself.
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Well, how do I calm him down?
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You know that children's song,
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- "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes?"
- Yeah.
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Them's the parts of you he's gonna eat
if you try to calm him down.
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Come on, Delbert. We gon' be late
for our Argentinian tango class.
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Okay, but don't poke me
with your boner this time.
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[Delbert] What did I just say?
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Wait, don't...
[he sighs]
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Sure is quiet.
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Where is he?
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Dobby!
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Dobby!
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[he screams]
I looked at the big eye!
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- [Dobby snarls]
- [Crawford pants]
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No! Oh, no!
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[Dobby hisses]
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No! Please don't eat
my head, shoulders, knees and toes,
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knees and toes!
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Huh? What are you pointing at?
What the...
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[squelching]
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Wow.
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You're not a bad boy.
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You were just in pain
from this mattress spring
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stuck between your 300 teeth.
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[gently] Dobby, Dobby.
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No, thanks, Dobby. I'm full.
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I ate a shit-stained love seat for lunch.
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[angrily] Dobby, Dobby!
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Oh! Well, how can I turn down
a piece that's so yellow and moist?
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Mmm.
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Still warm.
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[he gags]
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Oh, tragic.
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Dr. Deeznuts passed away.
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We were flatmates at Harvard.
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We got drunk one night
and ran a train on a maggot.
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[squeaking and clicking]
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Wow, headquarters looks
like a real campaign office.
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And they gave the whole Legion
a crash course in politics.
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- [goat bleats]
- What the hell is this?
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Frank said if you get the popular goat,
you win!
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Popular "vote," you deaf bitch!
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Anyways, the poll numbers are out.
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Shit.
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She's kicking my ass.
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Those rednecks love their meth mayor.
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If I'm going to have any chance,
I need to find some untapped voters.
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I know a pool of untapped voters.
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I promise, if you support me,
that my first act as mayor
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is to finally let you flipper people
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all come up to the surface to live.
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[they cheer]
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Except for you super weird motherfuckers
in the back.
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[they groan]
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That includes you, Jonah Hill.
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[he groans]
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Holy shit!
The Kingpin's running for mayor.
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I gotta get out of here
and warn everybody.
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"Severe electric shock
if perimeter is breached."
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Eh, it's probably like a dog shock collar.
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[beeping]
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[he yells]
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Cock shock!
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[he yells]
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Oh, my dick!
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- [Dobby murmurs]
- No, Dobby. Brunch is over.
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I need tools to get this goddamn
ankle bracelet off of me.
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Dobby, listen.
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I need you to go out there
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and bring me back a hacksaw.
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[slowly] Hack... saw.
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Dobby, Dobby!
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Oh, that was quick.
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Dobby, this is not a hacksaw!
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This is a bag of human eyeballs!
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[he sighs]
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You can't understand a word I'm saying,
can you?
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Dobby, Dobby.
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Yeah, "Dobby, Dobby."
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Wait, that meant, "Do the cabbage patch"?
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Let me try something else
in your language.
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Uh... Dobby, Dobby?
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Screwdriver.
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Dobby, Dob-by.
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Old boot. Size nine-and-a-half wide.
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Dob- by, Dobby.
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Dobby! Dobby!
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[Dobby squeals]
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Joe Biden.
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Huh! My opponent wants to let
all these flipper people,
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or as I call them "swimmigrants,"
live above ground with us!
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Ew, these swimmigrants sound disgusting.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to eat out
this maggot's asshole.
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Are we going to let
these dirty dolphin descendants
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come up here and take all our jobs
that don't require fingers?
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Here to comment
on the divisive campaign rally
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00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,402
is press secretary Kevin Crawford.
255
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,614
Kevin, does Karen Crawford
hate swimmigrants?
256
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,741
[he sighs]
Those are just words, Kate.
257
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,534
Actions speak louder than words.
258
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,037
We have just received footage
of Mayor Crawford
259
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,666
dumping plastic six-pack rings
into the Flipperville sewer
260
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,043
as Billy Bush watches and laughs.
261
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,754
[he laughs]
262
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,839
Mr. Crawford, how can you defend that?
263
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,342
Oh well.
264
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:18,761
Up next, Joe Biden is at it again.
265
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:22,682
[he squeals and chuckles]
266
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,227
Dusty, Hell is awesome.
267
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,855
They have cool lakes of fire
and these badass flying demons.
268
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,691
It's like a free Danzig concert,
269
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,693
but without
any of the shitty Danzig music!
270
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,486
So what's the plan again?
271
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,656
I'm going back to Hell to fuck with
that dork Satan, because why not?
272
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,950
Then you revive me with this Meth-E pen.
Got it? Good.
273
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,827
[he munches, then groans]
274
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,999
Oh, you again. Where was I?
275
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,252
There shall be gnashing of teeth and...
276
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,213
Hey, Satan.
Looks like you're in pretty good shape.
277
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,506
Let me ask you a question,
278
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,967
- are you into fitness?
- Yeah.
279
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,761
Great, how about fittin' this
little dog dick in your mouth?
280
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,762
[he laughs] Yeah!
281
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,264
Hmm, I'll get my wig.
282
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,849
Wait a minute, is this a prank?
283
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,350
Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
284
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,769
I don't think so. And I'm out!
285
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,315
Dusty! What the hell are you doing here?
286
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,526
You talked this place up so much,
287
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,821
I gobbled some of that meth
so I could see it for myself!
288
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:19,822
You dumbass!
289
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,199
If you're down here,
who's gonna revive us up there?
290
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,160
Don't worry. I told Gina to do it.
291
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,037
- Eh, I was bored.
- Goddamn it.
292
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,832
Don't worry. I told Hopson to revive us.
293
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,918
Oh, great, so you OD'd on meth too?
294
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,211
No, I just died.
295
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,591
Great job on CNN, Kevin,
296
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,634
you translucent-eyelidded douche!
297
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,721
Just kidding!
Mommy loves your special eyelids!
298
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,474
You're the one
who did those horrible things, Mom.
299
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,393
Between the weird eyelid freak
blowing it on CNN,
300
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,437
and the flipper people supporting Fitz,
301
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,481
you are trailing him in the polls.
302
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,233
Good thing
I've already got a new strategy.
303
00:12:56,317 --> 00:13:00,488
The flipper people can't vote
if I revoke their citizenship!
304
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,699
It's not like you can change
the town's constitution.
305
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,075
Oh, sure I can.
306
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,244
It's just a Wiki page called
"ConstiPedia."
307
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,454
I'll edit it now.
308
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,332
[Karen] "Flipper people are..."
309
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,668
"...no longer citizens of Paradise?"
310
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,795
Holy crap.
311
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:19,340
The mayor has the power
to edit the town's constitution.
312
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,384
But you can't win the election
if the flipper people can't vote!
313
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,636
[he stutters]
314
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,221
Wait, I found a loophole.
315
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,015
Since all flipper people
have the same mother,
316
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:31,143
if a Paradise citizen like you
were to marry her,
317
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,189
all flipper people
would regain citizenship for good!
318
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,607
Who's your mother?
319
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,819
[sultry jazz music plays]
320
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,196
[Fitz sighs]
I should have known.
321
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,657
Okay, Dolphin.
You want to get hitched or what?
322
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,326
What's her problem?
323
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,828
I got her a ring.
324
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,332
You can't just come out
and ask like that, boss.
325
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,211
A lady like my queen mother
needs to be romanced.
326
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,295
Hit it, boys.
327
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,589
♪ Go ahead ♪
328
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,716
♪ Gaze into her weird dead eyes ♪
329
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,010
♪ She's never dated black guys ♪
330
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,929
♪ But she's not against it ♪
331
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,266
♪ Oh, did you see her smile ♪
332
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,893
♪ This won't take a while, my friend ♪
333
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,895
♪ You got to romance the fish ♪
334
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,648
♪ Show her some fun
She'll be your bride ♪
335
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:21,652
♪ Ride that sexy-ass dolphin
Down the waterslide ♪
336
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,864
♪ Go see the Lakers play
Oh, my damn ♪
337
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,365
♪ Don't look now ♪
338
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,492
♪ You're on the kissing cam ♪
339
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,871
♪ And now she's at the altar
Dressed in white ♪
340
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,455
♪ She'll be your wife tonight ♪
341
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,208
♪ No doubt about it ♪
342
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,961
♪ Vows have been exchanged ♪
343
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,921
♪ This might sound deranged ♪
344
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,340
♪ Now you gotta go and fuck the fish ♪
345
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,176
Say what?
♪ Yeah, ain't it great? ♪
346
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,014
♪ All her kids are here
To watch you consummate ♪
347
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,100
♪ Yeah, you got your wish ♪
348
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,520
♪ Five hundred flipper people
Are going to watch you ♪
349
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,980
♪ Fuck a fish ♪
350
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,858
This is why
you don't go into politics, kids.
351
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,653
Dobby-Dobby, Dobby Dobby.
352
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,447
Dobby, Dobby. Dobby Dobby.
353
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,198
Dobby, Dob-by.
354
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,869
[Crawford sighs]
Dobby, Dobby.
355
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,037
Uh, Dobby-Dobby-Dobby.
356
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,121
Dobby, Dobby.
357
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,044
Dobby! Dobby, Dobby.
358
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,503
Dobby-Dobby, Dobby.
359
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,963
Dobby-Dobby-Dobby.
360
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,092
What are you doing?
I was trying to say "I'm screwed."
361
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,386
Uh, how do I say "stop" in Dobbinese?
362
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,139
Oh, yeah, uh,
Dobby, Dobby, Dob- by.
363
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,893
- [squelching]
- [Crawford yells]
364
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,853
It... It ain't bad.
365
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,816
You four are in store
for an eternity of suffering,
366
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,236
starting with my Rube Goldberg
torture machine!
367
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,281
I'll light the candle,
the candle burns the string,
368
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:53,160
releasing this bowling ball which rolls
into these dominoes, et cetera,
369
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:56,080
then Rube Goldberg
sticks a cheese grater up your ass.
370
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,374
- Why are you in hell?
- Jewish.
371
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,960
Here we go.
Just gonna light the candle and...
372
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,043
What the...
373
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,838
Wait, is that a strip mall?
374
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,091
They have those here?
375
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,843
It's Hell. They gotta put
the Panda Express somewhere.
376
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,011
Let's hide in there.
377
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,222
[elevator music plays]
378
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,226
Welcome to Discount Possessions.
379
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,562
That's it! We can possess someone on Earth
to revive our bodies.
380
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,855
Way ahead of you!
381
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm floating around Paradise right now.
382
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,401
[he squeals]
383
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,319
I'm at a kid's birthday party!
384
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,780
Oh, that's great!
Possess one of the parents!
385
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,365
[he gasps] He got a pony!
386
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,827
I always wanted to be a pretty pony
like Pinkie Pie!
387
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,663
Dusty! You listen to me,
do not possess the pony!
388
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,125
- Hi, pretty pony!
- [horse neighs]
389
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,794
- Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
- [she screams]
390
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,796
Oh, Madison, don't run away, little girl!
391
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,466
I was just trying to say
that I saw your dead mama down here!
392
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,052
And she looks like
she's having lots of fun.
393
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,344
Lots.
394
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,180
And she told me to tell you...
395
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,017
[he gags]
396
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,601
...with all her heart.
397
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,189
Dobby-Dobby-Dobby.
Dobby, Dobbie, Dobby.
398
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,984
Dobby, Dobby!
399
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,193
Dobby, Dobby.
400
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,571
Dobby, Dobby, Dobby. Dobby-Dobby.
401
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,322
Dobby-Dobby?
402
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,324
Oh, Dobby.
403
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,408
[door opens]
404
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,037
What the... Dobby, Dobby!
405
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,080
What the hell do you want?
406
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,290
You here to kill me?
407
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,334
I'm having much more fun
watching you suffer.
408
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,087
That's why I had my man Clappers
put you in here.
409
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,839
Clappers works for you?
410
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,215
Oh, I should have known.
411
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,967
You think you can break me?
412
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,677
You've already taken everything.
413
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,262
Not everything.
414
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,139
You see, once I'm elected mayor,
415
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,893
I'm going to do something
I've been meaning to do for some time now.
416
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,228
Kill your son.
417
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,730
Dobby? No!
418
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,981
He's the love of my life!
419
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,775
Who the fuck is Dobby?
420
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,526
Oh, you meant Kevin.
421
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,154
You won't hurt my son, you evil bastard!
422
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,155
I'll stop you!
423
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,699
There's not a damn thing you can do
424
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,160
but sit here and watch.
425
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,662
[evil laughter]
426
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,331
[he yells]
What the fuck is that?
427
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,666
Don't shoot him!
He's got the heart of a child!
428
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,668
Two, actually.
He keeps them in a shoe box.
429
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,586
[phone vibrates]
430
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,129
[indistinct squeaking]
431
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,339
No, honey.
432
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,758
I told you, I-I had to work late.
433
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,468
[squeaking]
434
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,930
Why would I be fucking other dolphins?
[laughs nervously]
435
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,723
I-I got to go deal with this.
436
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,682
[squeaking]
437
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,186
I don't know how a receipt
from SeaWorld got in my pocket.
438
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,271
Dreadful news, everyone.
439
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,482
That maggot gave me the AIDS.
440
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,487
Jesus, there is really nothing
he won't do to win.
441
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,240
Win or lose,
at least you're running a fair election.
442
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,492
- You haven't done anything unethical.
- Like what?
443
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,661
I don't know. Voter suppression?
444
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,664
Voter suppression! Great idea, Kevin!
445
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,375
No! I wasn't saying to do it!
446
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,628
All those opposed to voter suppression
raise your hand.
447
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,255
See? It works.
448
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,965
Okay, flipper fam.
449
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,134
Time to vote for your stepdaddy.
450
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,677
"Polling place has moved"?
451
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,803
To where?
452
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,887
To there!
453
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,352
You expect my supporters,
who all have flipper hands,
454
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,771
to be able to climb a rock wall to vote?
455
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,440
Yes, mm-hmm!
After they clip a baby's fingernails,
456
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,318
wind a wristwatch,
and play Camptown Races on the clarinet.
457
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,529
[she plays "Camptown Races"]
458
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,507
- [banging]
- [Satan] Uh, I know you're in there,
459
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,616
- Neal texted me.
- Dusty, hurry!
460
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,287
I'm trying! These little horsey legs
are hard to control!
461
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,131
[Dusty] I can't pick up the Meth-E pen
with these adorable pony hooves!
462
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,259
Listen, Dusty, all you have to do
is give Hopson CPR.
463
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,095
Then he can use the Meth-E pen
to revive the rest of us.
464
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,389
I think I'm doing more damage than good.
465
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,974
His ribs is getting all squishy.
466
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,059
Don't worry. Mama's got this.
467
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,395
That's great!
Possess someone who can help us!
468
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,981
[horse neighs]
469
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,525
Really, Gina? Another pony?
How's that gonna help?
470
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,985
Who said I was gonna help?
471
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,321
I've got a very specific fantasy
to live out.
472
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,951
- [Dusty] Get off me, Gina! No!
- [horse grunts]
473
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,450
[Dusty] Stop that! No!
474
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,119
Stay away from Miss Pinkie Pie's
stinky eye!
475
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,666
[he yells]
476
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,793
- [Bullet] Ow!
- Now I've got you.
477
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,882
Oh, cocksucker!
478
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,509
Not you, Madison's mom.
479
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,428
- [they gasp]
- [Dusty groans]
480
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,472
[he gags]
481
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,267
I got the taste of blue cheese
and Bengay in my mouth.
482
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,394
Is that a side effect of the Meth-E pen?
483
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,273
No, that's just a side effect of us
playing "Tea-Bag The Corpse."
484
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,677
- [they groan]
- That's sick, man!
485
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,817
[Dusty splutters]
486
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,944
[baby cries]
487
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,947
[he screams]
488
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,030
[splattering thud]
489
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,783
[plays clarinet badly]
490
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,534
[he stutters]
491
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,535
This is hopeless!
492
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,287
Glück Woche, Karen.
493
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,791
the polls just closed
and not a single flipper person voted.
494
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:51,875
Yay!
495
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,835
Voter suppression works again!
496
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,796
So how many of my supporters voted?
497
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,131
None. Since you legalized meth,
498
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,718
they spent all day
getting higher than giraffe twat.
499
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,637
So... So, no one has voted?
500
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,350
Kevin! You voted!
501
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,559
[she squeals]
502
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,853
In your flipper-fucking face, Fitz.
503
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,731
- Actually, I voted for Fitz.
- What?
504
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,775
I just don't like
the person you've become.
505
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:20,654
I mean you legalized a deadly drug,
demonized swimmigrants
506
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,489
and engaged in voter suppression.
507
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,909
You're willing to do anything to win,
no matter how horrible.
508
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,619
My friend Fitz has ethics.
509
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,622
He married a fucking dolphin, you asshole!
510
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,165
You think that was by accident?
511
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,710
No, I did it on "porpoise."
512
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:35,669
[man laughs]
513
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,463
Ooh, snap. I love urban comedy.
514
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,923
It's official.
515
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,968
In the lowest voter turn-out in history,
516
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,512
anti-swimmigrant candidate Karen Crawford
517
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,764
has been defeated by Gerald Fitzgerald.
518
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,349
Dobby! Dobby, Dobby, Dobby.
519
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,018
Dob Dobby-Dob Dobby-Dob.
520
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,978
Dobby, Dobby.
521
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,146
Dobby, Dobby, Dobby.
522
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,231
Dobby, Dobby. Dobby-Dobby-Dobby.
523
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,399
Dobby, Dobby.
524
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,113
[Crawford yells]
525
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,496
[he groans]
526
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,998
Oh, God!
527
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,625
Hey, my ankle bracelet's gone.
528
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,837
Oh! You sewed my foot on backwards,
you dumb fu...
529
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,925
Ohh, I can't stay mad at you, Dobby.
530
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,387
[Dobby whimpers]
531
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,972
Dobby-Dobby, Dobby.
532
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,058
Dobby... Dobby.
533
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,434
Oh, Dobby, I...
534
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,643
[Crawford sniffles]
535
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,187
Now you got me crying.
536
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,733
[he grunts]
537
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,652
I'm coming to save you, Kevin!
538
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,737
Eventually.
539
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,739
[crowd cheers]
540
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:49,659
I'm proud to be
the next mayor of Paradise!
541
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,620
[cheering]
542
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,455
Boo!
543
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,874
[glass smashes]
544
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,210
I promised you that if I was elected,
545
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,337
I'd expose the Kingpin.
546
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,422
And here he is...
547
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,590
It's me!
548
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,760
Motherfuckers! I'm the Kingpin!
549
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:10,263
Finally a politician
that keeps his campaign promises.
550
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,516
Oh, my God, it's Fitz.
551
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:16,103
What are you talking about, Fitz?
You're not the Kingpin.
552
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,312
You're my best friend.
553
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,940
I was never your friend,
you goddamn idiot.
554
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,443
And since cop murder is now legal
according to ConstiPedia...
555
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,403
Right, Frank?
556
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,613
[he stutters]
557
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,697
Something like that.
558
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,909
...I can finally do this.
[he grunts]
559
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,247
This is not the Fitz I know.
560
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,624
I know there's a good person
in there somewhere.
561
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:38,875
You're right, Kevin.
562
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,002
Suddenly I'm so conflicted.
563
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,838
- Not!
- [man laughs]
564
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,673
Get this man on the Def Jam!
565
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:45,882
[gun clicks]
566
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,050
I can't look!
567
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,010
I also can't not look.
568
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,680
- No!
- [gunshot]
569
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,977
Hmm. Dumb old man.
570
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,937
[evil laughter]
571
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,814
You son of a bitch!
572
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,858
[Kevin grunts]
573
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,484
Y'all heard the mayor.
574
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,987
It's open season on the Paradise PD.
575
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,031
- Kevin, we've gotta get outta here!
- First we have to get Dad.
576
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
It's too late for him now.
577
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,285
[Crawford groans]
I'm still alive.
578
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:15,662
He's dead, Kevin!
You have to accept that!
579
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,747
[he gasps]
Wait! Look, Kevin!
580
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,708
Your childhood drawing saved me.
581
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,878
If your dad was still alive,
he'd really want us to leave him.
582
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:23,962
Gina, you bitch!
583
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,007
[Kevin grunts]
584
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,633
Everyone to the SUV!
585
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,717
- [Bullet] Shit! Look out!
- [they grunt and groan]
586
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,056
- [engine starts]
- [tires screech]
587
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,600
[crowd cheers]
588
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:39,287
So we're going back to the station,
grabbing all the weapons we can
589
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,228
and taking Fitz down?
590
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,730
Well, close. Here's the plan.
591
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,483
We're gonna tuck our cocks
between our legs like scared bitches,
592
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,109
leave town and never come back.
593
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,236
So we're just gonna let Fitz
have Paradise?
594
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,447
Yeah. Wasn't that great anyway.
595
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,531
Where will we go?
596
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,241
I know a place.
597
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:58,121
♪ Brickleberry ♪
598
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,207
♪ Go ahead ♪
599
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,626
♪ Gaze into her weird dead eyes ♪
600
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878
♪ She's never dated black guys ♪
601
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,963
♪ But she's not against it ♪
602
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,091
♪ Oh, did you see her smile ♪
603
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,719
♪ This won't take a while, my friend ♪
604
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,554
♪ You got to romance the fish ♪
605
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:15,764
♪ Show her some fun ♪
606
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,349
♪ She'll be your bride ♪
607
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:21,520
♪ Ride that sexy-ass dolphin
Down the waterslide ♪
608
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,439
♪ Go see the Lakers play
Oh, my damn ♪
609
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,066
♪ Don't look now ♪
610
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,318
♪ You're on the kissing cam ♪
611
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,613
♪ Yeah, ain't it great? ♪
612
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:35,659
♪ All her kids are here
To watch you consummate ♪
613
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,662
♪ Yeah, you got your wish ♪
614
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,040
♪ Five hundred flipper people
Are going to watch you ♪
615
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,123
♪ Fuck a fish ♪