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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[THERAPIST]How are you feeling
on a scale of one to ten?
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Can I be less than one?
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[THERAPIST] There's nothing
lower than one.
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There's zero.
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[INHALES SHARPLY] Your parents
tell me you were born
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with a unique condition.
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I accidentally,
I accidentally kill people.
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I'm sorry, I don't follow.
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When people see me,
the-- my face, they...
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[SCOFFS]
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[SNORTS]
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You accidentally assault
people with your face?
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Let's pretend that what you're
projecting is, in fact, real,
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why are your parents
still alive?
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I think they must've
seen your face.
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Well... my mom says
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- she knew something was
wrong the day I was born.
- [NURSE] One more push.
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- [JAN YELLS]
- [PAUL] One more push, honey.
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- [NURSE] You're so close.
- [PAUL] Yes.
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- It's a boy.
- [BABY CRIES]
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He's the most beautiful
baby I've ever seen.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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[NURSES SIGH AND THUD]
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[DOCTOR GROANS AND THUDS]
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[MAX] We moved out
of the city when I was two
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to some place more secluded.
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The fewer the people,
the less accidents.
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It was a fresh start,
my chance at a normal life.
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That was wishful thinking.
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[SCISSORS SNIPPING]
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Because I couldn't
have felt any more... different.
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I understand your desire
to dwell in the past.
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What really brought
you here today?
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I just want to be normal.
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Have you ever considered
that your wrappings
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could simply be your mind's
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physical manifestation
of depression?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[WATER RUSHING]
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[CLATTERING]
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Oh, my God. [SIGHS]
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I, I tried to tell him.
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Damn it, Max.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- [SIREN WAILING]
- Look, we know
all these heart attacks
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ain't his fault,
but it just doesn't sit right
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that every time someone
croaks in this town,
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we get a call and,
boom, there's your boy.
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- Yeah, it's strange.
Just strange.
- It is weird.
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[OFFICER] It just looks
bad on the whole force
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that we keep letting
him off with a warning.
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Folks are dying,
and all we can say is,
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"Well, you know, shit happens."
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- No, we, we completely
understand.
- We understand.
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[SLURPS]
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC ON RADIO]
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So, uh...
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Did, did, uh, Dr. Clingaman
say anything helpful?
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No, Dad.
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He died.
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Yeah.
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[JAN] I'm sorry our house
is a freezer, Dan.
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The heater's still waiting
for Paul to fix it.
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Uh, I don't mind a little
cold, Mrs. Richardson.
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Yeah, well neither does Paul.
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- [PHONE RINGING]
- Oh, hello there, Alana Skovia.
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What is that then, new country?
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Alana Skovia is a type of babe,
and she's from the Ukraine.
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Hmm, Paul, didn't you
have something to say?
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Your dad has something
he wanted to say.
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Max, your mother is worried
that you spend too much--
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Wait a minute, excuse me, whoa.
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- Well.
- We, okay.
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We are worried you spend
too much time at home.
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Yes, honey,
I think Dan would agree
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that you're not going
to meet anyone your own age
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locked away in your room.
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[PAUL] Wait a sec. What if Max
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signed up with one
of those dating services,
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you know, like, like,
Dan on the, uh,
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you know, on the cell phone?
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Oh, there's an idea. Paul!
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That's a great idea
because all the girls
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are going to want
to swipe right on this, huh?
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I look like a freaking
burn victim had sex
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with a serial killer, guys.
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Max, can you please
not use graphic
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comparisons at the table?
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- That's a rule?
- [JAN] Yes, it is.
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- Yes.
- It's a rule now.
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It is, it's a rule.
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[FORK CLATTERING]
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What's with the brick?
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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- [DEVICE BEEPING]
- No.
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Come on.
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You said last time
was the last time.
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That was a hammer, this is
a brick, it's different.
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- You need to see a therapist.
- I did, he's dead.
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This is your problem, man.
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You lock yourself up
in here like a grandma,
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sewing all this--
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- is that bunny
sucking his own dick?
- What?
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That's a carrot,
he's eating a carrot.
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Looks like a dick, man.
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Jeez, you just don't get it.
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You know how thirsty
the girls are right now?
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Was there a drought?
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- [SIGHS] It's Valentine's
Day, dude.
- [MAX] Oh.
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It's the easiest day
of the year to score a date.
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All the single ladies
are on a survival mission
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to score a Facebook brag post,
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and you get to be the guy
that makes it happen.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Come on.
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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Hey.
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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Yeah.
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Stop.
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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[PHONE BEEPING]
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[PHONE CLATTERING]
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- [PUNCH THUDDING]
- [TV PLAYING]
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[MAN] It's a horrible monster.
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It's evil because
it's different.
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It's strange!
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Oh.
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The Foreign Exchange Program's
looking for host families.
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That could be nice.
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Get you a little foreign friend?
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Mom, they're, they're
foreign exchange students.
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They're not pets.
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They're foreign,
and they want to come here.
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- Okay.
- [JAN SIGHS]
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Max, go get a magazine.
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[WHISPERS] Go!
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[TV CHATTER CONTINUES]
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[VIDEO GAME NOISES]
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Can I help you?
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Uh, I was just-- [STUTTERS]
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Oh, this isn't going
to fix your problem.
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- Okay.
- Sorry.
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[MAN ON TV]Stop, stop,
stop, stop!
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- [JAN] What is that?
- It's a magazine.
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No, this is garbage,
take this, you take this.
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Look, foreign exchange.
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I haven't, I haven't seen anyone
play that game in a long time.
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Oh, oh, I didn't catch
150 Pokémon to abandon them.
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150, that, that's a lot,
that's a lot of Pokémon.
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- Um.
- I, I fell.
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You fell?
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- On a brick.
- [GROANS]
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I hate when that happens.
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[MAN ON TV YELLS]
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Max Richardson.
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[MAX] Okay.
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[JAN SIGHS]
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[JAN SHIVERS] I can't,
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it's too cold to fold.
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- [JAN SIGHS]
- Just call someone.
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Your father said he would
fix the heater two weeks ago.
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No one should have
to live in these conditions.
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[DIAL TONE BEEPING]
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- [PHONE RINGING]
- That's not breakfast,
that's sugar.
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Hi, yes, I'm calling about
the heater in my living room.
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It stopped working a week ago.
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Oh, thank you, that's perfect.
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It's 411 New Beginnings.
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Oh, yes, he's my son.
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- Hello?
- [PHONE HANGS UP]
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Oh, my God, he hung up on me.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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It's Dan.
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Hey.
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Hi, so, uh, I didn't break
your nose or anything?
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[CHUCKLES] No... I wish.
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I just have
a hyperactive immune system,
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I'm practically deformed.
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Okay, try not
to describe yourself
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as being deformed tonight.
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What's tonight?
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Dan, I, I hate you.
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You said you wanted
to meet girls,
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- I got you a Valentine's date.
- No, no,
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that's not what I said.
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I said I, I can't,
I can't meet girls.
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- Well, now you can.
- Oh, my God.
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What, what's going on?
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, stop stressing.
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- Oh, my God.
- It's going to be fine.
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You're going to kill it.
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- Shit.
- [MAX SIGHS]
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You know what I mean.
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So, I'm, like, really feeling
your cologne right now.
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[LAUGHS] Well,
it's compliments to this guy.
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[CHUCKLES] It's, it's just,
it's just Arm & Hammer.
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Like the baking soda?
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You know, I don't normally
set people up,
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but, uh, I'm not going to lie,
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I think you and Max
will be pretty bomb together.
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Wait, what?
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Bonjour, lady and gentlemens.
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Happy Valentine's Day,
can I start any you off
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with a cold beverage tonight?
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You know what?
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I got these two.
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- Dan.
- [GIRL] Wait.
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[WAITER] What about
one of our milkshakes?
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[GIRL] I can't have that.
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- [WAITER] Milk?
- Calories.
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All right,
two diet sodas, extra ice.
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Thank you.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND]
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[PHONE TYPING]
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So... [CHUCKLES] Erica...
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that's a really strong name.
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Um, is it, is it, uh, Filipino?
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I'm Cuban.
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Oh, I, I forgot,
I made you something.
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I hope this isn't weird,
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I, I don't really think
it's that weird.
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You made me a napkin?
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[CHUCKLES] No, it, it looks
like a napkin, kind of, yeah.
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But, uh, it's actually
a handkerchief, and if you,
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if you cry,
you can use it to wipe,
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or if you need to blow
your nose, um,
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or all of the above, if, if
they're happening at the same,
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same kind of time and--
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Thanks.
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Look, um... [CHUCKLES]
I, I know you didn't,
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you didn't have
to come here tonight.
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But you, you seem really nice,
and this is kind of,
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like, my first Valentine's
Day thing like this,
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so...
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thank you.
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- [MAN] I'm making a scene?
- [WOMAN] Yes.
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- You want me to make a scene?
- [GLASS SMASHING]
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You're an asshole, Craig! [SOBS]
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Erica.
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What's hanging, sexy?
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[INHALES]
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[BLOWS]
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Hold up.
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You're the kid that kills people
with his pretty face?
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Uh, no, that's--
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00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,305
Oh, shit, you are.
252
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:44,306
Uh.
253
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,892
Come on, let me see.
254
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,896
- Craig.
- Two diets and, um,
255
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:54,275
my manager is
asking you to leave.
256
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,735
- Your manager can suck my sack.
- Totally.
257
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,195
[EERIE MUSIC]
258
00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,364
- Uh.
- [GLASS CLATTERING]
259
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,740
- What the hell, man?
- Sorry, sorry.
260
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,117
- It's fine, it's fine.
- No, this ain't cool.
261
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,743
Okay, yeah, I'll get,
I'll get someone.
262
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,828
No.
263
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,163
You did this.
264
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,582
You clean it up.
265
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,001
[ERICA] Craig.
266
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,586
Okay, but with, with what?
267
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,298
Start with whatever
this shit is.
268
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,009
[MAX SIGHS]
269
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,138
- Here, let me help you.
- [HAT THUDS]
270
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,557
- [PEOPLE GASPING]
- Oh, my God. Craig, stop it!
271
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,766
[MAX GRUNTS]
272
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,977
[MANAGER] Hey, I need you to go.
273
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,520
[CRAIG] I'm going, I'm going.
274
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,690
[MANAGER] I'm so sorry.
We're going to get
this cleaned up for you.
275
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,026
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
276
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,113
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
277
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,449
[MAX PANTS]
278
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,369
Uh...
279
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:50,831
do you, do you think
I could, I could--
280
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,876
I could take you on
a date some other time?
281
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,088
Uh...
282
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,716
I, I can't.
283
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,343
I, I'm sorry.
284
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,059
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
285
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:17,900
[VEHICLE WHOOSHING]
286
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,249
[MAX SOBBING]
287
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,629
[GIRL] What are you doing?
288
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,090
[WHIMPERING]
289
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:43,258
I'm Alex.
290
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,885
I remember, I'm just--
291
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,930
Just kind of
in the middle of something.
292
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,433
What, am I interrupting your
dramatic leap off the bridge?
293
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,561
[MAX HEAVILY BREATHS]
294
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,355
Bad things happen
because of me and--
295
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,818
And they'd stop once
I'm gone, okay?
296
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,612
That's pretty dark.
297
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,448
Yeah, well, my life
is pretty dark.
298
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,617
It could be the sunglasses.
299
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,543
Jelly bean?
300
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,338
But they only have
the gross flavors.
301
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,881
Well, because I ate
all the good ones,
302
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,800
and this is the shit
I was left with.
303
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,009
Thanks, I'm good.
304
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,305
- [SWEETS SPLASHING]
- [MAX GASPS]
305
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,307
Fair enough, you jump, you jump
306
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,725
in the river
full of jelly beans.
307
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,104
I had, I had a dream
once that...
308
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,774
that I was swimming
in a pool full of jelly beans.
309
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,068
[MELLOW MUSIC]
310
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,530
Doesn't seem like
much of a drop.
311
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,494
You should probably find
a higher bridge.
312
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:53,996
What? [CHUCKLES]
313
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,123
You want to die, right?
314
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,667
Yeah.
315
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,504
Well, then you should
find a higher bridge.
316
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,924
Wait, what? Wait, what?
317
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,634
Are you, are you serious?
318
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,803
Well, it's just physics.
319
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,097
What did you want me to say?
320
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,349
[SCOFFS] I don't, I don't know.
321
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,394
Look...
322
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,396
you're not going to jump.
323
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,192
You're going to die an old man
warm on your bed, not here.
324
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,776
- Not this night.
- [MAX SOBS]
325
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,237
"You jump, I jump," remember?
326
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,284
Did you just quote Titanic?
327
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,703
Well, my ride's here.
328
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,872
- [BRAKES SQUEAKING]
- [MAX] You're leaving?
329
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,332
If you're going to end
your life forever,
330
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,209
what's a couple
more hours with me?
331
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,086
[JOLLY MUSIC ON RADIO]
332
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,802
Let me see if
she's taking visitors today.
333
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,973
Thank you, Myrtle,
nice to see you as always.
334
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,685
What's with all the caps
and exclamation marks?
335
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,437
Oh, it's just
a reminder of, like,
336
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,855
how I like to live my life.
337
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,274
Loud, vibrant, bold.
338
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,402
Oh, okay.
339
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,614
No, I'm, I'm here
more than the staff.
340
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,158
So, it's just annoying
that they keep making me
341
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,785
sign in so I'm annoying back.
342
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,581
- [ALEX SIGHS]
- You know, when you
343
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,999
said you were going
to take me somewhere,
344
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,793
I, I didn't really think
345
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,920
you meant the retirement home.
346
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,422
[CHUCKLES] Well, I thought
347
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:28,882
nothing would make you
appreciate life
348
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,259
more than being
around a bunch of
349
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,219
old people who are
about to croak.
350
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:37,808
Hey.
351
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,142
Hello.
352
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,897
Alex, you usually
visit on Fridays.
353
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,232
Oh, it is Friday, Esther.
354
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,695
Oh, one of the upsides
to Alzheimer's,
355
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,239
it's almost always the weekend.
356
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,574
Hey, one of the many upsides.
357
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,033
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- By the way, I brought you
358
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,577
a present, this is Max.
359
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,413
Oh, what happened to your face?
360
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,833
I should have some vitamin D
ointment in my purse.
361
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,711
- He doesn't need ointment.
- [ESTHER] Oh, take the ointment.
362
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,713
- Was it a burn?
- Max fell on a brick.
363
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,549
- [GASPS] A brick?
- And today he almost
fell off of a bridge.
364
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,135
[GASPS] Christ, boy,
are you drunk?
365
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,679
No, he's depressed.
366
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:21,059
[ESTHER] Rosemary,
this boy thinks he's depressed.
367
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,020
- Depressed?
- [ESTHER] Yeah,
368
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,896
wait until your bladder stops.
369
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,274
And they put you on this pill
that they shove up your ass
370
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,611
and then it gives you rashes
in places you didn't
even know you had.
371
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,113
Then we can talk
about being depressed.
372
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,074
Oh my, your face.
373
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,537
Oh, good,
you have ointment. Ha-ha!
374
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,206
I have written over 30 novels.
375
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,501
I think I have an understanding
of the process.
376
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,003
You wrote novels?
377
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,380
Write novels, I'm not dead yet.
378
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:51,840
Romance novels.
379
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,134
[WITH RASPY VOICE] Dirty ones.
380
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,012
Oh, like Danielle Steel?
My mom loves her.
381
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,388
Yeah, well, I went to college
382
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,098
with that bitch,
and let me tell you,
383
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,808
that ginger whore doesn't have
384
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,852
one original thought
in her brain.
385
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,438
Her last name is Steel
for Christ's sake.
386
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,482
She stole my shit!
387
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:11,068
Tell them what
you're writing now.
388
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,028
I think it's fabulous.
389
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,364
[ESTHER] Well, it's my last
novel. Not so much a memoir,
390
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,492
a personal walk
with Alzheimer's,
391
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,119
my descent into the disease.
392
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,666
I feel at my age,
all I have left is my mind.
393
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,210
If I lose that,
what else is there?
394
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,796
Son of a bitch, here she goes.
395
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,049
Not everyone has the ability
to face the unknown
396
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,467
with such courage, Esther.
397
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:40,138
I told you before, I think your
book's going to change lives.
398
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,225
I suppose, I mean, there
really isn't anything like it.
399
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,394
Except for maybe that one movie.
400
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,687
What movie?
401
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,023
Uh, you know, the one where
the woman can't remember,
402
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,317
- and he comes every day.
- The Notebook?
403
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:55,987
Yes, it's maybe
a lot like that one.
404
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,614
[ALEX CHUCKLES]
405
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,659
[SOMBER MUSIC]
406
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,875
You didn't, you didn't have
to walk me all the way home.
407
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,961
Oh, I just wanted to make sure
408
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,547
you're home wasn't the bridge.
409
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,510
You're home, cool.
410
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,761
- Yeah.
- Have a good night.
411
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,930
Do you--
412
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,559
[LAUGHS] Um...
413
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:30,021
[GROANS] what are,
what are you doing tomorrow?
414
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,358
Tomorrow?
415
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:34,901
Yeah.
416
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,570
Oh.
417
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:41,700
I can't.
418
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,036
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
419
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:45,996
No, that's--
420
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,665
Uh...
421
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,502
I just-- it's not you.
422
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,212
Today was really fun.
423
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,340
Um, I just-- I wasn't really...
424
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,886
- planning this.
- Yeah, okay.
425
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,596
Okay.
426
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,182
Sorry.
427
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,810
Have a good night.
428
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,400
[ANNOUNCER] You lose.
429
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,360
[MUSIC PLAYING ON VIDEO GAME]
430
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,654
Did you at least
get her last name?
431
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,865
[MAX] Why would I ask her that?
432
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,158
Dude, you always ask
for the last name
433
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,826
so you can creep her
on social media.
434
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,453
- Ugh.
- Was she hot?
435
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,165
- Uh, I don't know.
- [CONTROLLERS CLICKING]
436
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,000
I'm not buying it.
437
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:32,918
[SCOFFS]
438
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,963
- No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
- [CHUCKLES] Ha!
439
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,131
I'm over this.
440
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,762
You know, you could try
retracing your steps.
441
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,430
Try and bump into her again.
442
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,936
Oh, see, a little bit
of ass, I told you.
443
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,772
[GENTLE MUSIC]
444
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,794
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
445
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,066
Uh, hey, you, you just,
you just missed your bus.
446
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,610
- Are you stalking me?
- [MAX] What?
447
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,987
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm--
448
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,488
So what, what are
you doing here?
449
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,577
[MAX] I was, I was--
450
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,495
Maybe I'm stalking you.
451
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,831
You didn't know I was
going to be here.
452
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,249
Really? Because I'm pretty sure
453
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,792
I'm here and so are you.
454
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,216
I think the fact that I can't
see your confused face
455
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,093
makes me want to screw
with you more.
456
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,101
Are you sure you don't
want to hang with me again?
457
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:14,769
Don't you have school?
458
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,230
I'm, I'm, I'm home-schooled.
[CHUCKLES]
459
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,733
That's still school,
it's literally in the name.
460
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:24,362
It's, it's, it's called an
independent, independent study.
461
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,994
Hey, if you're
already skipping...
462
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:36,458
why not just spend
a couple more hours with me?
463
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,127
[GENTLE MUSIC]
464
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,598
- Yes. [SIGHS]
- Yes?
465
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,683
[ALEX] Start walking
before I start saying no.
466
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,018
[MAX CHUCKLES] Okay.
467
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,070
Can I interest you two
in a free RPG starter pack?
468
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,573
How many goblins
are in this game?
469
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:12,535
Hundreds, and there's like
goblin hordes and clans and--
470
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,079
But there's only one wench?
471
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,374
Eleanor the Savage Queen of Man.
472
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,752
What are those goblins
doing to Eleanor the Savage?
473
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,589
Well, they are, um,
ravaging her dungeon.
474
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:34,557
This is not enough. Excuse me?
475
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,185
Hi, do you have
any more in the back?
476
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,610
[ALEX SHRIEKS]
477
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:47,737
[JELLY BEANS CLATTERING]
478
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,572
[MAX CHUCKLES]
479
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,036
Jelly beans are supposed
to feel like jelly
480
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,371
not like gravel.
481
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:57,831
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
482
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,458
My dream would have been
much more comfortable.
483
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,419
What was your dream?
484
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,546
Um, a river full of Jell-O.
485
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,799
- What flavor? [CHUCKLES]
- Celery.
486
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,885
That's, that's not a real thing.
487
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:12,679
Um, it is 100% a real thing,
488
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,431
housewives in the 1960s used it
489
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:15,807
to rebel against their husbands.
490
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,563
Alex, I have
to tell you something.
491
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,736
I was born with a face and--
492
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,655
Ooh, you were born with a face.
493
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:31,823
[CHUCKLES]
494
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,325
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
495
00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,869
[EXHALES SHARPLY] God.
496
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,040
My face is lethally attractive.
497
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,254
So, when people see it,
when they see my face, they--
498
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,380
Die?
499
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,932
[LOUDLY SIGHS]
500
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:00,810
Okay.
501
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:04,939
- Okay?
- I mean, not okay, but...
502
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:07,442
it's old news.
503
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,069
You already knew?
504
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,156
Besides, you're kind of
a big hit at the hospital.
505
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,324
[MAX CHUCKLES]
506
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,659
Wait...
507
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,955
what are you doing
hanging around the hospital?
508
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:29,547
I have a rare
cardiovascular disease.
509
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:32,967
What's wrong with your heart?
510
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:36,971
[SIGHS] I'm allergic
to endorphins.
511
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,724
Excitement causes inflammation,
512
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:42,644
which causes my heart to grow.
513
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,359
This monitors heart
rate and heart size.
514
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,779
So any emotion,
good or bad, my body rejects.
515
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:56,950
It's okay though because they
put me on this trial medication,
516
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,244
and I got really lucky
because it works.
517
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:02,831
So, now my heart is basically
on Weight Watchers.
518
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:05,917
So, you're fine?
519
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:08,711
Well, if you consider
taking a pill every day
520
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,464
and wearing a robotic
bra fine, then, yes.
521
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,592
My heart is not currently
a ticking time bomb.
522
00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:22,433
Have you ever thought about
if your life were a movie,
523
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:24,477
what song they would
use in the montage?
524
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:27,272
Mm... no.
525
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,733
Do, do most people
think about that kind of stuff?
526
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:34,154
Yes, everyone, except you.
527
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:35,405
[MAX CHUCKLES]
528
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,578
This is for one of those moments
529
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:45,165
where your life
derails you, and your head
530
00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:47,167
and your heart can't keep up.
531
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,337
Everything plays out
like a blur.
532
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:55,383
And all you hear is this.
533
00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,430
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]
534
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,980
[GENTLE MUSIC]
535
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,776
This movie theater hasn't gotten
a new movie in five years,
536
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,445
but this will make it
feel like new.
537
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,367
[BOTH EXHALE]
538
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:25,288
- Is this wine?
- Yes, the vodka kind.
539
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:28,541
- It tastes like nail polish.
- That's how you know
it's effective.
540
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,710
How do you know what
nail polish tastes like?
541
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,172
Thanks. [SIGHS]
542
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,386
[JOVIAL MUSIC PLAYING]
543
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:45,225
[GROANS] I don't think I can
finish this whole bottle.
544
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:48,061
Don't you dare ruin this for me.
I've wanted to do
this for so long.
545
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:50,271
- [WHISPERS] Why?
- Because I could never do
546
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,273
anything fun,
because I was always sick.
547
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,568
[SIGHS] Besides, I didn't
really have any friends.
548
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,200
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
549
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,160
You're my first friend.
550
00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:06,621
[CREEPY CHILD'S LAUGHTER]
551
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,290
Do you want
to play a drinking game?
552
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,626
- How, we've never
seen this movie?
- Yes, it's like
553
00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:12,877
the Any Movie Drinking Game.
554
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,880
- The Any Movie Drinking Game?
- [WHISPERS] Yes, go!
555
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:18,591
Okay, okay, okay, uh,
if you see a title card, drink.
556
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:19,592
- Go.
- Okay.
557
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,511
[UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC]
558
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:22,971
[ALEX CHUCKLES] Next.
559
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,722
Oh, okay.
Oh, if there's a flashback.
560
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,266
Yes!
561
00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:28,601
Any time an actor talks.
562
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:30,603
Any time it says,
"From the producers of,"
563
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,272
Any time someone wakes up, go!
564
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,692
- Eugh!
- [PLANET BOOMING]
565
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,444
Planets! Excessive
armpit hair. Cheers!
566
00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:39,612
[MAX CHUCKLES]
567
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,906
- [GROANS]
- Gosh, it's really hot.
568
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:43,199
- Are you hot?
- No.
569
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,201
I'm, like, boiling
in here. [CHUCKLES]
570
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,870
- Why is it sticky here, too?
- [ALEX GIGGLES]
571
00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:50,581
- Can you feel your teeth?
- Yes.
572
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,544
- Are they there?
- Is this your
first time drinking?
573
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,176
[MAX GROANS]
574
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,138
- Buddy, you need to drink this.
- [GROANS]
575
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,181
- What, all of it?
- Yeah, all of it.
576
00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:08,558
[MAX] Oh, I can't.
577
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,892
- [ALEX] You can.
- I'm going to drown.
578
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,436
[MAX GULPS]
579
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:12,645
- [MAX CHUCKLES]
- Oh!
580
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:13,980
[PHONE BUZZING]
581
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:15,857
Oops.
582
00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:17,608
[GROANS]
583
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:20,236
Hey!
584
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,488
Dude, why aren't we hanging out?
585
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:24,407
- This is stupid, come over.
- Hi.
586
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:29,078
Oh, shit, um, you two just
get back to whatever it is
587
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,581
that you were doing, and Max?
588
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:32,707
Yeah.
589
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:34,709
- You're my boy.
- Oh. [GROANS]
590
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:36,461
Who was that?
591
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,004
Dan.
592
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:38,921
Dan.
593
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:41,466
What was that?
594
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,509
Oh, this is the tiny
light of death,
595
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,219
pray it never blinks.
596
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,185
- Max?
- Hmm.
597
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,314
I want you to stitch me
like one of your French girls.
598
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,483
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
599
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,402
Okay, Rose.
600
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,617
[WITH PUPPET VOICE]
I can feel you staring at me.
601
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:11,371
[CHUCKLES] You can't see
if I'm staring at you.
602
00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:18,961
I can't see what you're
doing. [CHUCKLES]
603
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:28,971
[GENTLE MUSIC]
604
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:48,866
Hi.
605
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,162
[DOOR CLICKING]
606
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,163
[JAN] Max!
607
00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:55,456
[MAX] Uh.
608
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,295
Max, I--
609
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:04,674
Oh, wow.
610
00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:07,677
[SOFTLY MUMBLES]
611
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,762
- A girl.
- Oh, God. Please kill me.
612
00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,639
Hi, I'm Alex.
613
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,772
- Whoa, whoa.
- [ALEX] Oh.
614
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:22,567
- Sorry, I'm a hugger.
- What, since when?
615
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:23,943
- No, you're not!
- [MUMBLES]
616
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,113
I'm, uh-- I, uh-- I'm a shaker.
617
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:28,239
- [ALEX] Hi.
- Hi.
618
00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:30,491
Dad.
619
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:32,368
[ALEX CHUCKLES]
620
00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,911
[JAN] Oh, come on in.
621
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,206
This is Yu Shen.
622
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,834
She's from the exchange program.
623
00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:42,670
Yu Shen,
welcome to your new home.
624
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:46,674
[CHUCKLES]
625
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:48,759
You're so cute, isn't she cute?
626
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,888
- Yes.
- [CAT MEOWS]
627
00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,767
- Oh!
- [CAT HISSES]
628
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:57,810
[DOOR SLAMMING]
629
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:02,482
She's a little jet-lagged.
630
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,066
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
631
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:06,944
[GROANS] Damn it.
632
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,864
You take two steps forward
and the next thing you know,
633
00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,616
you're face down
in the shitter wondering
634
00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:12,950
how the hell you got there.
635
00:33:15,244 --> 00:33:18,289
Hey, why is Rosemary
sitting all by herself?
636
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,501
She's waiting
for her son to take her
to get pie for her birthday.
637
00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,961
She says he comes every year,
but I've never seen it.
638
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,296
It's her birthday?
639
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:27,215
82, but I didn't tell you.
640
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,967
She wants everybody
to think she's 88.
641
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,179
- Why?
- Well, when you're young,
you lie about your age
642
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,848
because you can't accept the
fact that you're getting old.
643
00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:38,392
But when you crack 70,
all you want is for people
644
00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:40,937
to tell you,
"You don't look your age."
645
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,355
[MAX CHUCKLES]
646
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,482
The pie is not
going anywhere, Ro.
647
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,400
Get your sweet ass in here!
648
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,569
Could you stop screaming at me?
649
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,864
She's always on me about my ass.
650
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,117
Oh, I love this game.
651
00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,411
Happy Birthday, Rose.
652
00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,997
88 years, can you believe it?
653
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,917
88, you barely
look a day over 82.
654
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,169
You told him.
655
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:07,004
Let the boy give you
a compliment.
656
00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:10,716
Thank you, I have
a lot to be thankful for.
657
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,594
My health, my friends.
658
00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:15,888
I honestly don't know
what I'd do without you.
659
00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:18,432
Well, you would carry on
like the rest of us.
660
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:21,435
I told you,
I'm not strong like you, Esther.
661
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:23,312
If I knew what was coming,
662
00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,481
I don't know if could put
myself through it.
663
00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,149
[ESTHER] It's not strength, Ro.
664
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,569
We didn't sign up just
for the good parts.
665
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:32,863
The good comes
with the bad, that's living.
666
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:41,205
Oh, shit,
I hate this goddamn game!
667
00:34:41,289 --> 00:34:42,331
[ROSEMARY] My turn!
668
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,543
[JAN] And that is the secret
669
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,961
to American cuisine.
670
00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:50,548
- [PHONE CLICKING]
- Craft.
671
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,509
Max, did your goblin
starter kit come
672
00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,344
with an oraculum gem?
673
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:58,931
I have no idea what that means.
674
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,810
Yu Shen, what does
your mom make for dinner?
675
00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:05,688
Maybe I could try
to something ethnic.
676
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,647
[DOORBELL RINGING]
677
00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:09,817
[STEPS LOUDLY]
678
00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:15,031
[DOOR THUDDING]
679
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,949
- Uh, you got to pay for these.
- [JAN] Sorry about that.
680
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,660
Sorry, here you go.
This is for you.
681
00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,037
Thank you so much, sorry again.
682
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,038
Have a good night.
683
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,790
- Tomorrow, you're taking her.
- What?
684
00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,376
No, she, she, she doesn't
want to be here.
685
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,920
Max, Yu Shen's family
is very well off, okay?
686
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,422
- This is an adjustment for her.
- So what?
687
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,090
Can you please
show a little sympathy?
688
00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,383
I'm-- so, I--
you want me to feel
689
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,968
bad for her because she's rich?
690
00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:38,012
[JAN] No, would it
hurt you at all to try
691
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,513
and help her get acclimated?
692
00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:40,765
I have plans tomorrow!
693
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:44,143
Max, I'm asking you
to be a friend.
694
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:49,607
Mom, I'm supposed to go
camping with Alex and Dan.
695
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:53,819
Then you, Alex, Dan and Yu Shen
696
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:55,363
will have a great day tomorrow.
697
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:56,530
This is a dictatorship.
698
00:35:56,614 --> 00:35:58,491
Well, no one said it
was a democracy.
699
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:01,035
Oh, real American, Jan.
700
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:02,787
- Oh, you're calling me Jan now?
- [MAX] Yeah, you look
701
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:04,121
like a Jan to me.
702
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:05,706
Okay.
703
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:06,999
[DOOR SLAMMING]
704
00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:10,461
Thanks, thanks, Paul.
Thanks for your help!
705
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:12,797
- How am I missing Grishnakh.
- And for listening!
706
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,257
- Honey, could you move
my character kit?
- What?
707
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,927
- Grishnakh. He's a level
three key master.
- What?
708
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,845
He, he's, he's,
he's the only goblin
709
00:36:19,929 --> 00:36:21,555
who can penetrate
Eleanor's secret vault.
710
00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:22,682
I'm lost without him.
711
00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:25,393
It was right here
in this front drawer.
712
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:28,062
What is this game?
713
00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,439
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
714
00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:33,484
[THUDDING]
715
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:38,155
[MAX] Yu Shen!
716
00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:50,751
I hate to burst your bubble,
but it's way too flimsy.
717
00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:53,629
Uh, don't act like
you know what I'm doing.
718
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:56,799
Well, it looks like
you're making a walking stick.
719
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,926
That's funny because
I'm making a...
720
00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:00,761
[TWIG SNAPPING]
721
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:03,723
...wand to close the portal.
722
00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:05,057
What portal? [CHUCKLES]
723
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,560
One to the alternate
dimension Dan's dates
724
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:09,270
- keep crawling out of.
- [CAMERA CLICKING]
725
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,815
I don't know, maybe Tiffany's
exceptionally warm-blooded.
726
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:16,569
- Like a human polar bear.
- Please, have more respect
727
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,070
for the polar bears.
728
00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:21,240
[CHUCKLES] Can you get a picture
of us against this wall?
729
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,659
That's a tree.
730
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:25,995
Aren't you freezing?
731
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,663
No, it's fur.
732
00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:29,165
- Oh.
- [DAN] It's nice.
733
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:30,082
[ALEX] Christ.
734
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,333
[CAMERA CLICKING]
735
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:35,045
[GASPS] Oh, shit, girl,
you're bleeding.
736
00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:36,881
I just-- oh.
737
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:38,174
[MAX] Oh, here, uh,
738
00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:40,217
I've got, uh--
here, give me your hand.
739
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,720
No, that stings, I don't
really want you to do that.
740
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,889
- Muffin tits.
- What, muffin ti--
741
00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,602
- [ALEX SIGHS]
- [MAX] Give me one second.
742
00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:54,315
Oh, it looks like we have
a Boy Scout on our hands.
743
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:56,484
[MELLOW MUSIC]
744
00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:05,701
How's that feel?
745
00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:11,040
Fine, thank you.
746
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,215
[HEART POUNDING]
747
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:26,931
[TIFFANY GIGGLES]
748
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:30,017
[YU SHEN SNORES]
749
00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:33,854
I know he's your friend,
but that's got to get old.
750
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,566
I don't know, I...
751
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:40,444
I accepted a long time ago
752
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:41,904
that Dan has...
753
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:44,573
what I don't.
754
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,075
Oh, come on.
755
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,661
You're not exactly wearing
that 'cause you're ugly.
756
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:49,870
[MAX SNICKERS]
757
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,544
It would be nice to know what
you looked like under there.
758
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:00,923
It's just a face.
759
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,318
What are you doing?
760
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,572
Close your eyes
and don't open them
761
00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:26,115
until I tell you to, okay?
762
00:39:27,575 --> 00:39:29,243
Okay, Mr. Serious.
763
00:39:29,702 --> 00:39:30,995
[MAX] I am being serious.
764
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:33,372
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
765
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,853
I wish you could see my face.
766
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,900
You really know how to make
a girl feel like Helen Keller.
767
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:03,444
[MAX LAUGHING]
768
00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:06,030
[ALEX LAUGHING]
769
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:09,033
- [ALEX] Max?
- Yeah.
770
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,410
Have you ever been kissed?
771
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:13,746
Almost...
772
00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:17,917
once.
773
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:23,130
I was in the first grade
and I met this girl,
774
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:29,428
and we decided that we would
be each other's first kiss.
775
00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:33,349
So, I told her
to close her eyes.
776
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:40,272
But first graders, they just
don't listen very well.
777
00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:46,111
I'm not going to make
the same mistake as that girl.
778
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,031
Technically, it'd be hard
because you're blind.
779
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,418
[ALEX SIGHS]
780
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,173
[HEART POUNDING]
781
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,639
- No, no! [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES] Nice.
782
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:18,435
Every time. [GROANS]
Here. Have fun losing.
783
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,187
Wait, does she even
know how to play it?
784
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:23,440
- [CHARACTER GRUNTING]
- Oh, damn, she's good.
785
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:24,650
How are you so good at this?
786
00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:29,947
- What?
- [PHONE BUZZING]
787
00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,660
Hey, are you on your way?
788
00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:38,122
Oh, um, my mom just declared
a mandatory spring cleaning,
789
00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:40,457
so I'm kind of
a prisoner at the moment.
790
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,960
Spring? It's freezing outside.
791
00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:46,547
I know, she doesn't
understand the seasons,
so we must all suffer.
792
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:48,632
Oh, God, I didn't even know
you could do that!
793
00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:49,633
[CONTROLLER THUDDING]
794
00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:52,011
Hold on one second.
795
00:41:54,722 --> 00:41:56,765
What, what, what did she say?
796
00:41:57,266 --> 00:42:00,019
- [ALEX CHUCKLES]
- [MAX] I'm sorry,
there's weirdness happening.
797
00:42:00,102 --> 00:42:02,438
Just text if you want
to hang out later, okay?
798
00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,565
Yeah, I'll talk
to you later, bye.
799
00:42:07,985 --> 00:42:10,112
- [ALEX SIGHS]
- [ANNOUNCER] Paging Dr. Ross,
800
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,364
please, report
to emergency immediately.
801
00:42:16,118 --> 00:42:17,745
[MUFFLED TALKING]
802
00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:21,540
[MOM] We don't let her
do anything that
would cause her heart to grow?
803
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:24,460
[ANNOUNCER]Dr. Kravitz,
you are needed here in--
804
00:42:25,044 --> 00:42:26,628
Max, can you pause the game?
I need help real quick
805
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,088
- with something small.
- Sure, Mrs. Richardson.
806
00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:30,174
Ah-ah. This request isn't
807
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:31,717
either going to be
small nor quick.
808
00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:34,053
I need you to take out
the Christmas tree.
809
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:35,929
- Told you.
- [FESTIVE MUSIC]
810
00:42:36,013 --> 00:42:37,347
[GROANS] This tree is a bitch!
811
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,474
You know what? Shut up.
812
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:39,558
You did this.
813
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,811
- [DAN GROANS] Shit,
hold on, hold on.
- [MAX] Okay.
814
00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:46,273
[DAN] I think I got
a splinter. [GROANS]
815
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:47,983
[MAX] Okay, well, come on,
let's go upstairs.
816
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,610
I think my mom's
got some tweezers.
817
00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:51,361
- [DAN] It hurts.
- [MAX] Just stop crying.
818
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,615
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
819
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,116
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
820
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,786
- [FIRE WHOOSHING]
- ♪ Oh, what fun is it to ride ♪
821
00:42:58,869 --> 00:43:00,996
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
822
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,250
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way ♪
823
00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:09,797
♪ Oh, what fun is it to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
824
00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:15,344
Whoa, what? Yu Shen!
825
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,429
Don't-- you're going
to burn the house down!
826
00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:19,056
- [MAX] Whoa, Mom, Mom!
- [DAN] Get some water, quick!
827
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:21,725
- [MAX YELLS]
- [DAN GROANS AND YELLS]
828
00:43:24,103 --> 00:43:25,938
All right, all set.
So, you're going to change out
829
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:27,564
the dressing in two
to three days.
830
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:28,816
I'm prescribing you
an antibiotic ointment,
831
00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:30,109
so you can put it on every day.
832
00:43:31,485 --> 00:43:32,653
Do you have any questions?
833
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,905
- What are you doing later?
- You can take any
834
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,698
over-the-counter pain
medication. Just make sure
835
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,826
you're taking the proper dosage.
And if the pain or swelling
836
00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:40,369
increases,
you come in immediately.
837
00:43:40,911 --> 00:43:42,579
Otherwise,
I'll see you in seven days.
838
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:44,248
Wait, I get to see you again?
839
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:45,707
For your follow-up, yes.
840
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,293
Damn.
841
00:43:50,838 --> 00:43:52,923
You know, she really
doesn't seem like your type.
842
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:54,883
Yeah, what do you know
about my type.
843
00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,261
Hmm, brainless.
844
00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:00,639
- [BAG THUDDING]
- [GROANS]
845
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:04,434
This is good gauze,
she gave you the good stuff.
846
00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:05,853
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
847
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:09,398
- Twinsies.
- [CHUCKLES]
848
00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:11,608
- You didn't even get
her number or anything, so.
- Dude.
849
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,735
[ALEX'S MOM] I don't understand,
why didn't you tell me?
850
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,445
Mom, because I knew
you'd freak out.
851
00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:16,405
[DAN] Hey, Alex!
852
00:44:17,865 --> 00:44:18,866
Hey.
853
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:22,786
Um...
854
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:24,454
Uh, Christmas tree attack.
855
00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:26,748
That's funny, uh,
856
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:29,084
I'm Dan, this is Max.
857
00:44:30,878 --> 00:44:32,296
They work with me at the home.
858
00:44:35,883 --> 00:44:38,093
Then you must spend
an awful lot of time together.
859
00:44:38,177 --> 00:44:40,888
[ALEX] No, no, we work
different shifts. Don't worry.
860
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:45,350
It's okay. Okay, well, it was
good to see you, feel better.
861
00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:50,230
[SOMBER MUSIC]
862
00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:52,274
Dude, what the hell?
863
00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:56,195
Let's get out of here.
864
00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:00,782
[AIR WHOOSHING]
865
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,668
[BALLOON POPPING]
866
00:45:12,169 --> 00:45:14,087
[PAUL] The forum online
said they only manufactured
867
00:45:14,171 --> 00:45:15,881
10,000 units of Gremlin.
868
00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:17,674
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING
IN THE BACKGROUND]
869
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:21,428
And he supposedly comes
with detachable goblin armor.
870
00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:23,931
Which you should be
able to hear.
871
00:45:24,014 --> 00:45:26,350
[BOX CLATTERING]
872
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:36,944
Hey, Dad, when you and Mom met,
873
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:39,655
how did you guys know
that you liked each other?
874
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:50,415
[BOX CLATTERING]
875
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,961
I took your mother to dinner.
876
00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:58,048
I think it was...
our second date.
877
00:45:58,966 --> 00:46:00,634
We were walking
to the car and she said,
878
00:46:00,717 --> 00:46:02,344
"Paul, you love me, okay?"
879
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:05,305
And, and that's how I knew.
880
00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:09,268
You might think it's blatantly
obvious that you like Alex,
881
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:11,061
but there's a good chance
she has no idea.
882
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,689
Uh, I never said I liked Alex.
883
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,778
Well, hypothetically,
if you did.
884
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:27,577
Communication goes
a long way with women, Max,
885
00:46:27,661 --> 00:46:30,414
especially since they think
men are incapable of doing it.
886
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:32,124
And I'm going to go out
on a limb and say
887
00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:34,710
that if you did decide
to tell Alex how you feel...
888
00:46:37,546 --> 00:46:39,339
you might like
what she has to say back.
889
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,719
[GENTLE MUSIC]
890
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:46,013
[ALEX] Like, what is
in the Blegh Sex Shop?
891
00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:51,268
[MAX] I don't know.
Uh, probably something
really gross or really lame.
892
00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:53,812
[ALEX] Dildos for dogs.
893
00:46:55,272 --> 00:46:57,232
[MAX] Kale-flavored condoms.
894
00:46:57,316 --> 00:46:58,775
[ALEX] Oh, my God,
your dad's nudes.
895
00:46:58,859 --> 00:46:59,818
[MAX] Ugh!
896
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,536
Alex, are we going
to talk about yesterday?
897
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:14,041
Oh, um, I just said
you volunteered at the home
898
00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:15,500
because it's easier for my mom.
899
00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:17,461
- Easier?
- Yeah.
900
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,171
Check-ups are really
triggering for her
901
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,797
and the idea of me
having friends
902
00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:22,632
still feels like
a death sentence.
903
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,259
But she likes when
I volunteer at the home
904
00:47:24,343 --> 00:47:25,635
because she thinks it's nice
905
00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:28,764
and safe and boring.
906
00:47:29,765 --> 00:47:32,893
You're on meds though
so why is she so worried?
907
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:35,437
Because that's
how anxiety works.
908
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,319
Okay, I'm sorry.
909
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:43,862
It's fine.
910
00:47:50,452 --> 00:47:51,953
Don't tell me it's Friday.
911
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:53,580
I know it's Wednesday.
912
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:55,207
- It's Wednesday.
- Yeah.
913
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,125
[JOVIAL MUSIC PLAYING]
914
00:47:58,126 --> 00:47:59,336
What's all this?
915
00:47:59,419 --> 00:48:01,963
Oh, uh, we got Rosemary pies.
916
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,257
Uh, but we weren't sure
what flavor she liked best,
917
00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:06,593
so we just got her
a slice of each one.
918
00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:07,511
What's wrong?
919
00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:09,054
[SIGHS]
920
00:48:12,015 --> 00:48:14,267
[MACHINE BEEPING]
921
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,360
[ESTHER] Look who came
to see you.
922
00:48:24,111 --> 00:48:24,986
Rose?
923
00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:28,198
Rose?
924
00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,455
I, I can't let her
see me like this.
925
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:51,847
[MAX] Hey, Rosemary,
926
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,558
[HEART POUNDING]
927
00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:57,144
Rosemary, it's me and Alex.
928
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,024
[ALEX SNIFFLES]
929
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:04,734
[ALEX SIGHS]
930
00:49:16,288 --> 00:49:17,289
You okay?
931
00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:22,502
It's not right.
932
00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:27,132
The way they have her
hooked up to those machines.
933
00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:31,136
I know, it sucks.
934
00:49:33,555 --> 00:49:35,390
But they are
what's keeping her alive.
935
00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:36,308
No.
936
00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,102
They're barely
holding onto her...
937
00:49:40,479 --> 00:49:41,563
for what?
938
00:49:42,522 --> 00:49:44,357
Some stupid moral compass
939
00:49:44,441 --> 00:49:46,485
that says
that's the way it has to be?
940
00:49:50,906 --> 00:49:52,115
That's the way it is.
941
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,077
Well, what we can do about it?
942
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:00,874
You can help her.
943
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:11,384
Alex, you can't ask me that.
944
00:50:11,468 --> 00:50:13,887
- You said it doesn't hurt.
- I don't think it hurts.
945
00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:15,805
It doesn't look like
it does, but I, I--
946
00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:17,974
it's not like I can ask them
after it happens.
947
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:20,227
[SOMBER MUSIC]
948
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,020
Alex.
949
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:27,108
I know you think what happens
with you is a curse.
950
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,363
But those people who have seen
your face will never have
951
00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:34,115
to know what it feels like
to lose yourself slowly.
952
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:40,622
To have your last memory
be withering away
953
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,123
in a hospital bed.
954
00:50:51,383 --> 00:50:54,469
She shouldn't have to bargain
away her dignity to die.
955
00:50:57,138 --> 00:51:00,392
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]
956
00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:21,830
[MACHINE BEEPING]
957
00:51:48,607 --> 00:51:49,941
Hey, Rosemary.
958
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,828
Do you want to go to sleep?
959
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:42,619
[MACHINE BLARING]
960
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,476
[PHONE CLICKING]
961
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,854
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
962
00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:12,982
[DOOR THUDDING]
963
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,279
Yu Shen, hi!
964
00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:20,407
How, how was school?
965
00:53:21,574 --> 00:53:22,909
[BAG THUDDING]
966
00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:27,455
She's miserable, and your father
is taking over the house.
967
00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:29,999
Max, will you please
explain to your mother
968
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,585
that some of us have a stressful
job to go to all week
969
00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:34,170
and shouldn't be villainized
970
00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:36,381
for treasuring a minuscule
amount of free time.
971
00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:38,758
What does it look like
I'm doing right now, Paul?
972
00:53:38,842 --> 00:53:39,801
This is a job.
973
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:41,052
[JAN LOUDLY SIGHS]
974
00:53:48,351 --> 00:53:49,728
So, how are things with Alex?
975
00:53:50,979 --> 00:53:52,856
I don't know.
She's not texting me back.
976
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:57,193
Well, how you perceive things
977
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,196
may not be how Alex sees them.
978
00:54:01,448 --> 00:54:03,533
Okay, well, how are guys
979
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,411
supposed to just psychically
know what girls are thinking?
980
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:08,455
It just, it makes,
it makes no sense.
981
00:54:08,538 --> 00:54:10,290
If I knew the answer
to that my house
982
00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:12,125
wouldn't be overrun by goblins.
983
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,795
I'm sorry I enjoy the few
things that make me happy.
984
00:54:16,296 --> 00:54:17,797
So, now I'm the villain.
Max, will you please
985
00:54:17,881 --> 00:54:18,965
explain to your father
the definition
986
00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:20,049
of a double standard?
987
00:54:20,133 --> 00:54:21,718
Oh, my God, this is so stupid.
988
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:23,219
You just need to stop
nagging him, and,
989
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:25,430
Dad, you need to stop
playing that game so much.
990
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:29,100
I mean, it's not that
complicated, holy shit!
991
00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:31,728
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
992
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,401
[DOOR SLAMMING]
993
00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:41,029
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
994
00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:57,545
Ah-ha! See? I knew
she had a shift today.
995
00:54:58,213 --> 00:55:00,423
Just got to make sure
she's no longer with Craig.
996
00:55:01,216 --> 00:55:02,300
Shit, here she comes.
997
00:55:02,801 --> 00:55:04,385
[JOVIAL MUSIC PLAYING
IN THE BACKGROUND]
998
00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:06,054
- Bonjour, gentlemen.
- Hi.
999
00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:08,014
Have you heard
our specials today?
1000
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,390
No, but you seem pretty special.
1001
00:55:10,058 --> 00:55:12,685
[CHUCKLES] Wait,
don't we go to the same school?
1002
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,606
What? We should go
to the Spring Fling together.
1003
00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:18,024
- [WAITRESS] Yeah?
- Yeah.
1004
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,652
- [CHUCKLES] Pick me up at eight.
- Okay.
1005
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:25,490
Dude, what? You're coming.
1006
00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:29,035
- Wait, so we're not even eating?
- No, that's dumb. You're coming
to the dance.
1007
00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:31,287
No, I, I don't even go
to your school, man.
1008
00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:33,748
Look, it doesn't matter, dude.
You're my wingman, bring Alex.
1009
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:40,088
[SIGHS] She's, she's not
really talking to me, so.
1010
00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:44,217
- What? Give me this.
- Hey, Dan, give that back.
1011
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,135
Come here. You can't just
take my phone and then--
1012
00:55:46,219 --> 00:55:49,180
- [PHONE BEEPING]
- Oh, hello.
1013
00:55:49,264 --> 00:55:51,182
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1014
00:55:55,103 --> 00:55:56,396
[PHONE CHIMING]
1015
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:00,775
- What did she say?
- Hold on.
1016
00:56:07,574 --> 00:56:09,033
- What?
- Just drop it.
1017
00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:26,175
[SIGHS]
1018
00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:31,389
Your medicine...
1019
00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:35,101
did you--
1020
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:38,605
[MAX SIGHS]
1021
00:56:41,024 --> 00:56:42,150
Is it not working?
1022
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:45,737
They just need to up my dosage.
1023
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:47,655
But your heart, your--
1024
00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:50,533
your heart's gotten bigger.
1025
00:57:01,961 --> 00:57:04,631
I just don't understand why
you didn't say anything to me.
1026
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,884
Why, so you could freak out,
stop talking to me
1027
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:09,844
and I go back to living
in a padded cell?
1028
00:57:09,928 --> 00:57:12,513
You didn't even give me
a chance and now,
1029
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:15,224
now I feel like I'm the reason
1030
00:57:15,308 --> 00:57:17,393
this whole thing
has gotten so bad.
1031
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:19,479
I'm sorry I've made it
so bad for you.
1032
00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:21,189
That's not what
I'm saying, Alex.
1033
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,399
You just have to wrap
your face every day, Max.
1034
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,276
I don't get a quick fix.
1035
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,240
It's really not fair.
1036
00:57:32,408 --> 00:57:34,619
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1037
00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:36,454
I'm sorry.
1038
00:57:58,810 --> 00:58:01,229
This is the dumbest
tissue box I've ever seen.
1039
00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:03,189
[BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY]
1040
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:08,236
My mom likes
to hide little words
1041
00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:10,113
of encouragement
around the house.
1042
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:15,535
It's sweet,
but her execution, it's...
1043
00:58:16,953 --> 00:58:17,787
well, it's shit.
1044
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:19,914
[MAX LAUGHS]
1045
00:58:24,627 --> 00:58:25,545
Alex...
1046
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,549
is there anything I can do?
1047
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:33,302
[SIGHS] You could be
my heart donor.
1048
00:58:42,854 --> 00:58:45,106
Or you could take me
to that dance.
1049
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,483
["LONELINESS" BY BOBBY PAGE
& THE RIFF RAFFS]
1050
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,027
♪ I like twist, twist ♪
1051
00:58:49,110 --> 00:58:50,403
♪ All night long ♪
1052
00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:51,779
♪ I like twist, twist ♪
1053
00:58:51,863 --> 00:58:52,780
[JAN] Max!
1054
00:58:53,364 --> 00:58:56,284
♪ I like twist
twist all night long ♪
1055
00:58:56,367 --> 00:58:59,120
♪ I like twist
twist all night long ♪
1056
00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:00,496
- Ooh!
- [PAUL] Oh, don't look down.
1057
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,873
[MAX] Oh, sorry,
sorry, one second!
1058
00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:03,666
♪ I like to twist, twist ♪
1059
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:04,751
♪ All night long ♪
1060
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,210
♪ I'm going to let you ♪
1061
00:59:06,294 --> 00:59:07,253
♪ Do it once ♪
1062
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:10,423
- [ALEX] It's not prom.
- [JAN] Yeah.
1063
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,509
♪ I'm going to let you
do it, baby ♪
1064
00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:15,845
♪ For the rest of your life ♪
1065
00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:16,763
Hi.
1066
00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:18,264
- Hey.
- Hi.
1067
00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:20,349
[DOORBELL RINGING]
1068
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:22,268
- [JAN] Oh, it's the door.
- Doorbell.
1069
00:59:22,852 --> 00:59:24,687
♪ If you want to... ♪
1070
00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:27,732
What's, what's that? [CHUCKLES]
1071
00:59:28,858 --> 00:59:32,195
Oh, okay,
so, you're a French maid
1072
00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:33,905
and I'm a-- Oh.
1073
00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,033
I'm a musical mutt?
1074
00:59:37,116 --> 00:59:38,159
You're a horn dog.
1075
00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:43,956
Oh... [CHUCKLES] I'm a very
overdressed horn dog.
1076
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,291
- Well...
- [HORN TOOTING]
1077
00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:46,375
...I assumed we were going
1078
00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:47,627
to treat the Spring Fling
1079
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,754
as the proper joke that it is.
1080
00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:54,217
Well, you look...
perfectly offensive.
1081
00:59:54,801 --> 00:59:55,676
Thank you.
1082
00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:01,891
Uh, so your mom's,
your mom's cool with this?
1083
01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:04,727
I mean, no, but, you know,
1084
01:00:04,811 --> 01:00:06,521
it's not like she can say
anything about it.
1085
01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:08,439
It's bad for the heart.
1086
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,443
They upped your dosage, right?
1087
01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:15,029
All good.
1088
01:00:15,822 --> 01:00:17,281
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1089
01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,075
[JAN] Oh, uh, Yu Shen.
1090
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:20,368
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1091
01:00:20,743 --> 01:00:24,455
Oh, what are you, uh,
what are you wearing?
1092
01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,834
- Is it wrong that I love her?
- ["EMOTIONAL" BY ZIG-ZAG]
1093
01:00:27,917 --> 01:00:29,377
♪ Moves, she's gone ♪
1094
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,337
♪ You are a sucker ♪
1095
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,464
♪ Moves, she's gone ♪
1096
01:00:33,548 --> 01:00:35,258
♪ You will suffer ♪
1097
01:00:35,842 --> 01:00:36,968
You want to dance?
1098
01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:38,469
These people aren't dancing.
1099
01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:41,055
They are getting pregnant
on the dance floor.
1100
01:00:41,139 --> 01:00:42,265
[MAX LAUGHS]
1101
01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:44,559
♪ Moves, she's gone ♪
1102
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,269
♪ You are so in love ♪
1103
01:00:46,352 --> 01:00:48,104
♪ Moves, she's gone ♪
1104
01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:53,609
♪ Know you're just
disposable, disposable ♪
1105
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:55,611
♪ And I can't let you go ♪
1106
01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:58,322
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
1107
01:00:59,157 --> 01:01:01,200
["SHE IS MY DREAM" BY THE TADS]
1108
01:01:03,995 --> 01:01:06,289
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- ♪ There she goes ♪
1109
01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:09,625
Woo, I should've
worn more deodorant.
1110
01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:11,294
[MAX CHUCKLES]
You're disgusting.
1111
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:12,295
[ALEX LAUGHS]
1112
01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:16,716
Yeah, actually, slow dances
give me really bad anxiety.
1113
01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:19,552
Oh, what's anxiety? [CHUCKLES]
1114
01:01:19,635 --> 01:01:21,179
[MAX] Okay,
I see what you're doing.
1115
01:01:21,262 --> 01:01:22,263
[ALEX] Blessings.
1116
01:01:23,264 --> 01:01:25,433
♪ She is my dream ♪
1117
01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:28,769
♪ There she goes ♪
1118
01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:31,856
♪ I think I'll take a walk ♪
1119
01:01:31,939 --> 01:01:33,983
♪ There she goes ♪
1120
01:01:35,151 --> 01:01:37,653
♪ And maybe we can talk ♪
1121
01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,989
♪ I'll tell her ♪
1122
01:01:41,157 --> 01:01:44,869
♪ I love her so ♪
1123
01:01:44,952 --> 01:01:48,623
♪ I love her so ♪
1124
01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:54,003
♪ My only dream to me it seems ♪
1125
01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:58,007
♪ Is to try and make her mine ♪
1126
01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,133
Boop.
1127
01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:01,010
- [MAX BARKS]
- [BOTH LAUGH]
1128
01:02:01,636 --> 01:02:03,012
- [ALEX CHUCKLES]
- [MAX] I got you.
1129
01:02:03,638 --> 01:02:04,680
You did.
1130
01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:09,435
♪ My future just passed me by ♪
1131
01:02:09,518 --> 01:02:12,688
♪ There she goes ♪
1132
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:17,526
♪ An angel in my eyes
there she goes ♪
1133
01:02:18,027 --> 01:02:20,571
- ♪ I love her passing by ♪
- [EERIE MUSIC]
1134
01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:23,241
♪ I love her ♪
1135
01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:27,703
♪ For she is my dream... ♪
1136
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,456
[HEART THROBBING]
1137
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:34,168
- I think I'm going to be sick.
- [MAX] Can I get you something?
1138
01:02:34,252 --> 01:02:36,045
[ALEX] No, no, no, it's okay,
I'll be right back.
1139
01:02:37,255 --> 01:02:40,925
♪ Try to make her mine ♪
1140
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:47,139
♪ Now she has gone
I think I'll go home ♪
1141
01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:50,184
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYING]
1142
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:56,023
[DAN] Oh,
get rid of the sliders!
1143
01:02:56,107 --> 01:02:57,358
- [GIRL] Shit.
- [DAN] Oh, hey, man.
1144
01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:59,235
Hey, where's Alex?
1145
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:02,780
- [MAX] Oh, uh, she--
- [CRAIG] Yo, Valencia.
1146
01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:05,866
[VALENCIA] I'm with
Dan now, Craig.
1147
01:03:06,534 --> 01:03:10,746
- This fag?
- Ew, who even uses
that word anymore?
1148
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,540
Me, I just, I just said it.
1149
01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:13,666
I know shit brains.
1150
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:15,710
[DAN CHUCKLES] Nice.
1151
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,628
Oh, that's, that's funny to you?
1152
01:03:17,712 --> 01:03:19,922
[MAX] Uh, yeah, I mean,
it's not, not funny.
1153
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:22,258
Who the hell are you?
1154
01:03:25,011 --> 01:03:29,724
Oh, shit... napkin face?
1155
01:03:31,392 --> 01:03:34,562
Hey, uh, how's it going
with the ladies?
1156
01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:37,315
I heard this guy really knows
how to knock them dead.
1157
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:39,317
[GROUP SNICKERS]
1158
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,903
- What, nothing?
- [HANDS PUSHING]
1159
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,196
[DAN] Whoa, hey, man.
1160
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,489
[CRAIG GROANS] Come here.
1161
01:03:45,573 --> 01:03:46,991
You're such a freaking
asshole, Craig!
1162
01:03:47,074 --> 01:03:48,993
- [DAN] Hey, hey.
- Yo, Valencia.
1163
01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:51,037
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1164
01:04:00,338 --> 01:04:02,673
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1165
01:04:12,433 --> 01:04:14,101
[MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING]
1166
01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:16,937
[SIREN WAILING]
1167
01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:18,814
[PEOPLE YELLING]
1168
01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:21,108
[SOMBER MUSIC]
1169
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,402
[OFFICER] Back up!
1170
01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:31,327
- [MAX] Alex.
- [OFFICER] No, let's go.
1171
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,455
[MAX] Please let me just--Alex!
1172
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,627
[SIREN WAILING]
1173
01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:44,215
[CAMERA SNAPPING]
1174
01:04:47,468 --> 01:04:48,677
[OFFICER] And to your left.
1175
01:04:50,346 --> 01:04:51,514
[DOOR SLAMMING]
1176
01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,271
[DOOR BUZZING]
1177
01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,152
[PHONE RINGING]
1178
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:08,823
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1179
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:38,978
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1180
01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:47,194
If I had known you'd stay
in the bathroom the whole night,
1181
01:05:47,278 --> 01:05:48,863
I would've taken
a different date.
1182
01:05:51,282 --> 01:05:52,616
[ALEX CHUCKLES]
1183
01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:54,577
- [MACHINE BEEPS RAPIDLY]
- Shit.
1184
01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:56,829
Should I get a nurse?
1185
01:05:57,163 --> 01:05:59,582
Uh, they gave me
this amazing button.
1186
01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:03,127
- [MACHINE CHIMING]
- [DISPENSER WHIRRING]
1187
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:04,211
I love morphine.
1188
01:06:05,087 --> 01:06:09,049
Should you, should you be mixing
morphine with your medicine?
1189
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:13,804
And what's that,
what's that do to your heart?
1190
01:06:13,888 --> 01:06:15,389
What, what's stopping it from--
1191
01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:18,851
Can I see your medicine?
1192
01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:21,395
I, I want to see your meds.
1193
01:06:26,192 --> 01:06:27,151
Where--
1194
01:06:28,736 --> 01:06:31,530
Where's your medicine? This,
this says it's for heartburn.
1195
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:40,956
You lied to me.
1196
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:43,083
You were going to jump
off a bridge, Max.
1197
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:45,461
- I didn't, I didn't jump.
- But you wanted to.
1198
01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:48,088
What would you have done
if I hadn't been there?
1199
01:06:53,511 --> 01:06:57,348
When I was four, they told me
my life expectancy was 16.
1200
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:05,147
I'm 17 now, and I don't
even get to enjoy it because...
1201
01:07:07,233 --> 01:07:09,818
I know I'll still never
be able to go to college.
1202
01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,530
I'll never have a family.
1203
01:07:12,613 --> 01:07:14,865
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]
1204
01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:21,038
And I accepted that I wouldn't
have any milestones.
1205
01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:28,754
But I was wrong
because then I got one.
1206
01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:33,801
Because then I met you. [SIGHS]
1207
01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:38,597
And I'm sorry I pretended
1208
01:07:38,681 --> 01:07:40,599
like there wouldn't
be consequences.
1209
01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:46,188
It was really selfish
of me and I know that.
1210
01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:51,694
I guess I just wanted
to know what it would feel like
1211
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:53,862
to be something
more than a burden.
1212
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:04,707
You're not a burden, Alex.
1213
01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:16,760
I've...
1214
01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:19,763
I've been thinking
about it a lot.
1215
01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,766
And I've thought
of different scenarios.
1216
01:08:24,852 --> 01:08:26,228
How long I was going to wait.
1217
01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:30,482
How I should ask you.
1218
01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:39,366
Max, I'm not
getting any better...
1219
01:08:39,450 --> 01:08:40,826
I won't do that.
I couldn't do that.
1220
01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:42,202
...and I can't put
my mom through it anymore.
1221
01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:43,787
Do you know what
you're asking me?
1222
01:08:44,455 --> 01:08:45,456
I mean, do you?
1223
01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:49,627
Do you know what it's like
to, to watch someone die?
1224
01:08:51,337 --> 01:08:53,005
To have that imagine
burned in your head,
1225
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,882
over and over and over and--
1226
01:08:57,134 --> 01:08:58,344
Do you know what that's like?
1227
01:08:59,595 --> 01:09:01,555
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1228
01:09:03,932 --> 01:09:05,017
I'm not doing that.
1229
01:09:19,323 --> 01:09:21,325
[JAN] How can you not give us
any more information?
1230
01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:23,118
Was he allowed to just
leave on his own?
1231
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:24,328
He's a minor!
1232
01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,915
I mean-- [SCOFFS] isn't it
required to call his parents
1233
01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:29,166
before you release him?
1234
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,711
Yes, yes, of course
I called him.
1235
01:09:32,795 --> 01:09:34,380
He's not answering his phone.
1236
01:09:35,381 --> 01:09:38,008
[SIGHS] Please don't
tell me to calm down.
1237
01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:39,510
My son is missing.
1238
01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:42,513
Okay, is there a supervisor
I can talk to?
1239
01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:44,765
I need to talk to someone
who can actually help me.
1240
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:48,560
- [KEYS JINGLING]
- Uh, I'm sorry,
hang on, Max, Max?
1241
01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:50,938
Oh, my God.
1242
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,900
[MAX PANTING]
1243
01:09:58,195 --> 01:09:59,697
- [MAX PANTING]
- [BRICK THUDS]
1244
01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:02,741
- [BRICK THUDDING]
- [MAX GRUNTS]
1245
01:10:02,825 --> 01:10:04,243
- [JAN] Max, what are you doing?
- [PAUL] Max!
1246
01:10:04,535 --> 01:10:08,038
Max, no. Oh, my God.
Stop, Max, please, stop, honey.
1247
01:10:08,122 --> 01:10:08,997
[JAN GASPS]
1248
01:10:09,081 --> 01:10:10,624
- Okay.
- [JAN] Oh, my God.
1249
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,459
- Okay, okay.
- [JAN GASPS]
1250
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,673
- [PAUL] Okay.
- [MAX SOBS]
1251
01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:23,429
- [JAN] I know.
- [MAX SOBS]
1252
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,223
I know.
1253
01:10:27,725 --> 01:10:29,893
[JAN PANTING]
1254
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:33,397
[MAX SOBBING]
1255
01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:36,692
[CAT GROANS]
1256
01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:37,776
[CAT FALLS]
1257
01:10:38,318 --> 01:10:39,236
Oh my.
1258
01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:42,781
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1259
01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:53,459
[JELLY BEAN THUDDING]
1260
01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:57,254
[JELLY BEAN THUDDING]
1261
01:10:59,298 --> 01:11:00,674
[PHONE BUZZING]
1262
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:07,639
[PHONE BUZZING]
1263
01:11:16,482 --> 01:11:17,524
You can answer it.
1264
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:23,947
[JAN SIGHS]
1265
01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:30,662
[DOORS CLANGING]
1266
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:39,129
[PHONE BUZZING]
1267
01:11:42,216 --> 01:11:43,217
[DAN] Hey.
1268
01:11:43,634 --> 01:11:44,468
Hey.
1269
01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:48,180
Still here?
1270
01:11:48,555 --> 01:11:50,808
Yeah, didn't feel right,
1271
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:53,060
saying goodbye
with all those people.
1272
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:54,478
[PHONE BUZZING]
1273
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:55,521
Yeah, I get that.
1274
01:11:56,563 --> 01:11:59,358
- [PHONE BEEPING]
- [DAN] They sent these
instead of candles.
1275
01:12:00,192 --> 01:12:02,110
Valencia's favorite
thing was to text.
1276
01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,320
[PHONES BUZZING]
1277
01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:05,864
You talk to Alex yet?
1278
01:12:07,032 --> 01:12:08,534
She's been trying
to get a hold of you.
1279
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,291
What, are you,
like, avoiding her?
1280
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:20,838
Does it matter?
1281
01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:25,968
- Dude, don't be a dick.
- "A dick." [SCOFFS]
1282
01:12:26,051 --> 01:12:27,761
You don't even know
what you're talking about.
1283
01:12:27,845 --> 01:12:30,472
Alex is sick, man,
and you're avoiding her?
1284
01:12:30,556 --> 01:12:33,058
I don't know
what's going on with you,
but that's super shitty.
1285
01:12:33,725 --> 01:12:35,269
You know what's super shitty?
1286
01:12:35,936 --> 01:12:38,438
Wearing this, every day,
1287
01:12:39,314 --> 01:12:42,234
and girls,
girls never talk to you.
1288
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,403
And when you find
the one that actually does...
1289
01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:49,241
[MAX SCOFFS]
1290
01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:51,326
Look, I know that this sucks,
1291
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:53,495
but you being angry about it?
1292
01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:55,831
That's just going to cost you
a chance to say goodbye.
1293
01:13:00,294 --> 01:13:02,462
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1294
01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:09,845
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1295
01:13:10,804 --> 01:13:12,723
[ALEX BREATHING DEEPLY]
1296
01:13:20,731 --> 01:13:22,065
[ALEX'S STRUGGLED BREATHING]
1297
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:34,202
[MAX WITH ECHOED VOICE]
Hey, I, I just figured,
decorate the walls,
1298
01:13:34,286 --> 01:13:35,579
it felt so empty.
1299
01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:50,552
I finally stitched you
like one of my French girls.
1300
01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:54,348
[ALEX CHUCKLES]
1301
01:13:59,770 --> 01:14:02,064
I'm really sorry I haven't
been here so much.
1302
01:14:04,775 --> 01:14:06,860
I know this,
this isn't about me.
1303
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:09,071
I'm just.
1304
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,786
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1305
01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:27,047
I'm just finding it
really hard to say goodbye.
1306
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:30,592
Hey.
1307
01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:35,013
Don't be jealous that
I'm better at dying than you.
1308
01:14:35,722 --> 01:14:36,640
[MAX LAUGHS]
1309
01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:44,815
Look.
1310
01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:49,152
See?
1311
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:54,282
[SOBBING] Who else is going
to do offensive shit
like that with me?
1312
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:55,784
[ALEX CHUCKLES]
1313
01:14:55,867 --> 01:14:57,536
[ALEX GASPS]
1314
01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:01,039
[ALEX GROANS]
1315
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,003
[ALEX GROANS]
1316
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,678
I just want it to be over.
1317
01:15:23,729 --> 01:15:25,147
Close your eyes.
1318
01:15:27,816 --> 01:15:29,943
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1319
01:16:24,498 --> 01:16:25,332
Okay.
1320
01:16:38,428 --> 01:16:39,721
Max.
1321
01:16:41,807 --> 01:16:43,350
I'm scared.
1322
01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:47,687
You don't have to.
1323
01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:51,066
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1324
01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,668
[GENTLE MUSIC]
1325
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,300
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1326
01:17:32,858 --> 01:17:34,401
Are you not feeling anything?
1327
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,155
I don't know.
1328
01:17:39,990 --> 01:17:41,199
It's not working?
1329
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,119
Your face...
1330
01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:47,414
it's just...
1331
01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:56,923
it's you.
1332
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:04,097
[MAX CHUCKLES]
1333
01:18:18,153 --> 01:18:19,905
- [MACHINE BLARING]
- [ALEX GROANS]
1334
01:18:19,988 --> 01:18:21,072
[ALEX GASPS]
1335
01:18:21,156 --> 01:18:23,200
[HEART POUNDING]
1336
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:30,540
[MAX] Help, help! I need help!
1337
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:33,960
[NURSE WITH ECHOED VOICE]
Alex, listen to me.
1338
01:18:34,586 --> 01:18:36,630
[VOICED DROWNED OUT
BY MACHINE BEEPING]
1339
01:18:37,839 --> 01:18:39,507
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1340
01:18:56,149 --> 01:18:57,609
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1341
01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:22,550
[ALEX]Have you ever thought
about if your life were
1342
01:19:22,634 --> 01:19:25,136
a movie, what song they would
use in the montage?
1343
01:19:27,013 --> 01:19:28,723
This is for one of those moments
1344
01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:30,642
where your life derails you.
1345
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:36,147
And your head
and your heart can't keep up.
1346
01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:47,701
Everything plays out
like a blur,
1347
01:19:49,494 --> 01:19:51,288
and all you hear...
1348
01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:55,709
is this.
1349
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:59,754
["TURN OUT THE LIGHTS"
BY JULIEN BAKER]
1350
01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:16,730
♪ There's a hole
in the drywall ♪
1351
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,357
♪ Still not fixed ♪
1352
01:20:19,441 --> 01:20:24,571
♪ I just haven't
gotten around to it ♪
1353
01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:29,576
♪ And besides
I'm starting to get used ♪
1354
01:20:29,659 --> 01:20:32,662
♪ To the gaps ♪
1355
01:20:49,637 --> 01:20:55,727
♪ Say you wish you could
find some way to help ♪
1356
01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:59,981
♪ To be so hard on myself ♪
1357
01:21:00,065 --> 01:21:05,820
♪ So, why is it easy
for everyone else ♪
1358
01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:08,740
♪ I'm not always like this ♪
1359
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:13,078
♪ There's always
tomorrow, I guess ♪
1360
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:29,219
♪ And I'd never do it
but it's not a joke ♪
1361
01:21:29,302 --> 01:21:34,849
♪ I can't tell the difference
when I'm all alone ♪
1362
01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:38,478
♪ Is it real or a dream
which is worse ♪
1363
01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:41,064
♪ Can you help me ♪
1364
01:21:41,147 --> 01:21:46,027
♪ I just wanted to go to sleep ♪
1365
01:21:56,538 --> 01:22:02,335
♪ When I turn out the lights ♪
1366
01:22:04,921 --> 01:22:09,592
♪ There's no one left ♪
1367
01:22:10,510 --> 01:22:15,849
♪ Between myself ♪
1368
01:22:17,434 --> 01:22:21,229
♪ And me ♪
1369
01:22:49,966 --> 01:22:55,472
♪ But when I turn out
the lights ♪
1370
01:22:56,222 --> 01:23:01,227
♪ When I turn out the lights ♪
1371
01:23:01,811 --> 01:23:08,109
♪ When I turn out the lights ♪
1372
01:23:08,193 --> 01:23:11,154
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1373
01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:21,289
♪ There is no one ♪
1374
01:23:21,372 --> 01:23:24,542
♪ Left ♪
1375
01:23:26,294 --> 01:23:30,298
♪ Between ♪
1376
01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:36,429
♪ Myself ♪
1377
01:23:37,889 --> 01:23:40,433
♪ And me ♪
1378
01:24:01,996 --> 01:24:04,832
How are you feeling today
on a scale of one to ten?
1379
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:06,376
Um...
1380
01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:11,256
I think, uh... like, a five.
1381
01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:13,383
That's a wonderful improvement.
1382
01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:15,176
Tell me, what's changed?
1383
01:24:15,802 --> 01:24:18,888
Uh, you, you mean, since Alex?
1384
01:24:19,389 --> 01:24:21,975
Well, yes, but more so with you.
1385
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:24,227
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1386
01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:26,813
[MAX] Valencia's case
finally settled.
1387
01:24:27,397 --> 01:24:31,025
The coroner said she died
of a serotonin overdose,
1388
01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:34,737
or as the jury saw it,
natural causes.
1389
01:24:36,573 --> 01:24:39,909
So, the judge dropped
all of the charges,
1390
01:24:41,035 --> 01:24:42,036
even for Craig.
1391
01:24:43,413 --> 01:24:45,415
After the trial, the publicity
1392
01:24:45,498 --> 01:24:48,543
from the case made
national headlines.
1393
01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:51,045
Most people didn't believe
there could be a kid
1394
01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:53,881
with a lethally attractive face.
1395
01:24:55,466 --> 01:24:58,261
But there are others
who somehow knew,
1396
01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:02,223
or hoped that I could help them,
1397
01:25:03,349 --> 01:25:04,851
the same way Alex hoped
1398
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,060
that I could help her.
1399
01:25:08,313 --> 01:25:11,274
I always thought that
my face only caused pain,
1400
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:15,862
what I learned was, I could
use it to take pain away.
1401
01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:18,656
I still visit Esther.
1402
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,326
She sometimes
asks where Alex is.
1403
01:25:21,409 --> 01:25:24,203
It's harder for her
to remember the big things.
1404
01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:27,457
I tell her that Alex
is busy suing Danielle Steel
1405
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:31,502
for plagiarism,
that always makes her happy.
1406
01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:38,760
The last thing Alex
taught me was that those
that see me for me
1407
01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:42,180
don't find my face
to be the most attractive part.
1408
01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:45,516
Unconditional love
is the immunity.
1409
01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:49,437
And while I'll never
live a life completely
1410
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,357
without wrappings,
I can find moments
1411
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:54,484
with the ones that matter.
1412
01:25:55,777 --> 01:25:59,447
Even my parents
have gotten... closer.
1413
01:26:00,156 --> 01:26:04,243
They found a way to meet
each other in the middle.
1414
01:26:13,878 --> 01:26:16,673
So, what's next?
1415
01:26:17,674 --> 01:26:18,758
I'm not sure.
1416
01:26:22,512 --> 01:26:24,389
Maybe trying
to live without these.
1417
01:26:25,473 --> 01:26:26,557
[THERAPIST] It's a big step.
1418
01:26:28,309 --> 01:26:29,894
Do you think that's
something you can do?
1419
01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:34,732
Yeah, I can try.
1420
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,695
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1421
01:27:45,219 --> 01:27:46,679
- [MAX] Come on.
- [DAN] I'm trying, I'm trying.
1422
01:27:46,763 --> 01:27:47,972
[MAX] Oh, God.
1423
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:49,140
- [DAN] Oh, don't.
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
1424
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:51,392
[MAX GROANS] I'll get it.
1425
01:27:52,894 --> 01:27:54,270
- [DAN] Oh.
- [MAX] Pause it.
1426
01:28:02,361 --> 01:28:04,530
Hey, so, my parents
thought it'd be a good idea
1427
01:28:04,614 --> 01:28:06,616
if I apologize
or whatever it is, so--
1428
01:28:07,492 --> 01:28:09,243
- Oh, shit.
- [MAX] Oh.
1429
01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:12,747
Shit, shit!
1430
01:28:14,499 --> 01:28:16,751
- Oh, my God.
- [MAX] I'm, I'm sorry.
1431
01:28:17,877 --> 01:28:18,836
Damn it, Max.
1432
01:28:19,295 --> 01:28:20,505
[MAX SIGHS]
1433
01:28:20,588 --> 01:28:23,257
[JOVIAL MUSIC]
1434
01:29:44,881 --> 01:29:47,258
[GENTLE AMBIENT MUSIC]
1435
01:30:39,644 --> 01:30:42,229
[SOMBER MUSIC]