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"Ballmastrz."

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Believe it, sods!

3
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Against all odds,
the Leptons are champions.

4
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Booyah!

5
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We're in Lartha
at the Ministry of Culture

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for Crayzar's Grand Game Gala.

7
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It is my esteemed treasure
to bestow the Crayzar Cup

8
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upon this season's
grand champions,

9
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the Leptons
of Ulsa Guerin.

10
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[ All scream ]
[ Laughs ]

11
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Now it's time to announce
the coveted season MVP.

12
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This is it, the comeback story
of the season,

13
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defying the odds from the depths
of disgrace and scandal.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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this season's
Most Valuable Player

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of The Game award
goes to...

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Crayzar: Ballmaster.

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Ballmaster?
Ballmaster?

19
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Ballmaster?

20
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Yay for those dudes.
Go, dudes.

21
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What an honor.
I-I'd like to thank --

22
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Uh,
hey, you know what?

23
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Let's forgo the traditional list
of boring obligatory gratitudes

24
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and instead simply remind
our young, beautiful,

25
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adoring groupies that I'll be
backstage waiting to load

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the cloud into the old cannon,
if you know what I mean.

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[ Crickets chirping ]

28
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You know, dance
the forbidden polka,

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make a magical sandwich,
shall we say, okay?

30
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Violate the prime directive?
-No.

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There really is one person
we do need to thank.

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I owe this award and everything
that we accomplished as a team

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to my hero, my mentor,
my dearest true-blue friend,

34
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the great Gaz Digzy.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

36
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-Ooh.
-[ Chuckles ]

37
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Ah, sweet kid.

38
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Ah, well, Digzy,
there's always next season.

39
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I'm going to train harder,
get fit,

40
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actually get sober, and show
everybody I still got it.

41
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[ Gasps ]

42
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I suppose congratulations
are in order.

43
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Father?!

44
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I admit I'm somewhat impressed
with, uh, your accomplishments.

45
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At the very least,
your unwavering stubbornness.

46
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But now it's finally time to
stop all this athlete nonsense

47
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and come take
your rightful place

48
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within
the family corporation.

49
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You must be out
of your feeble, geriatric mind.

50
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I forge my own destiny,
Pop.

51
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You and your greedy empire
don't factor into it.

52
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You're still an awful brat,
I see.

53
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Very well.
You leave me little choice.

54
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Quit the game and come back
to the family fold

55
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or I'll destroy
your precious Leptons forever.

56
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Oh, yeah? [ Scoffs ]
You and what army?

57
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Maybe you didn't get the memo,
moneybags,

58
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but we're we the grand champs
with legions of loving fans.

59
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You may be filthy rich,
but you can't buy

60
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the burning spirit
of teamwork in our hearts.

61
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[ Laughing ]

62
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I assure you I do have the power
to destroy the Leptons

63
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because I already
own the team.

64
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You own the Leptons?

65
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The game is a franchise
business, sweetheart.

66
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I acquired Leptons the day
you joined -- dirt cheap, too,

67
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if you'll excuse the pun --
and what a genius investment

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it's become,
the ultimate bargaining chip.

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If those vultures on
the board of directors

70
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think I can't even control
my own daughter,

71
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they'll walk over me
like a doormat.

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Besides, a Digzfield heir
waiting in the wings

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keeps the shareholders happy,
even if it's all for show.

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Now,
for the last time,

75
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if you don't give up
this silly life immediately,

76
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I'll split up you
and your friends by trading you

77
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all away to different teams
across the consortium.

78
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Then I'll level Lepton Arena to
the ground and salt the earth.

79
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Imagine what depths Ulsa Guerin
will hit without a team

80
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to distract its base-born masses
from their shit-filled lives.

81
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-Yeah!
-[ Chuckles ]

82
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-Yeah! [ Chuckles ]
-[ Chuckles ]

83
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Gaz, there you are.

84
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We can't truly celebrate
without you.

85
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Yeah! Kick off the heels,
and come shake that jelly roll.

86
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I'm not staying.

87
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I came to say goodbye.

88
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You can't leave yet.

89
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The night is young,
party animal.

90
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I'm not leaving
for the night.

91
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I'm leaving for good.

92
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[ All gasp ]

93
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But what about
our championship season?

94
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And next season?

95
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There's not going to be
another season for me.

96
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I am done.

97
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You're leaving
the Leptons?

98
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The Leptons, the game,
the life, all of it.

99
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It's been great, gang,
but I'm retiring.

100
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Rupert: So, finally,
I just said, "Screw it."

101
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Worked like a charm.

102
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Overnight the labor leaders
are all jailed,

103
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and stocks
are soaring again.

104
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I'm over the moon about it.

105
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[ Laughter ]

106
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Bravo.

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[ Sighs ]

108
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Pressing business,
Miss Gazmerelda.

109
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The music room
needs new drapes.

110
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Shove it, Belvedere.

111
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I'm instructing you
to go make me a mai tai.

112
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I'm dreadfully sorry, Miss,
but your father has cut you off.

113
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I believe it's time
to dry out.

114
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[ Groans ]

115
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[ Dog barks ]

116
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Hey.

117
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Opening day, a new season
of the game.

118
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Here in Lartha, the Leptons
are showing a strong debut

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as reigning champs,
even without Gaz Digzy.

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Go, Leptons, go!

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[ All grunting ]

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[ Grunts ]

123
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Whoa.
[ Chuckles ]

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-[ Grunts ]
-[ Chuckles ]

125
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[ Chuckles ]

126
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Kill, kill, kill!

127
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[ Grunts ]

128
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-Aah!
-Aah!

129
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Aah!

130
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Yeah.

131
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Ballmastrz.

132
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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Both scream ]

134
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Let's win one
for old Gaz Digzy.

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Whenever you are, Gaz,
we miss you.

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I wish you could be here
with us.

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Huh?

138
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♪♪

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♪♪

140
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[ Laughs ]

141
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[ Screaming ]

142
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That's it, Lulu,

143
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just like I taught ya.
Attaboy, Flip.

144
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You show them.
[ Alarm blaring ]

145
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Warning, evacuate,
evacuate, evacuate.

146
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What in seven hells is this?

147
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♪♪

148
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[ People screaming ]
Evacuate. Evacuate.

149
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Call me overly sensitive,

150
00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:28,532
but I have a really crappy
feeling about this.

151
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Agh!
I can't just sit here.

152
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[ Grunts ]
[ Thud ]

153
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-Going somewhere?
-Hey!

154
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Out of the way, Pops.

155
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The Leptons need me.

156
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How dare you defy me again.

157
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What kind of lowly wretch
turns her back on family.

158
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The Leptons are my family.

159
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I won't stand for it.

160
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I demand you act like a proper
lady instead of a tramp.

161
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[ People screaming ]

162
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-Aah!
-Out of my car, mine.

163
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Asshole,
this thing seats two.

164
00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:02,316
[ Gasps ]

165
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,901
Aah!

166
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,945
Ha.

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[ All scream ]

168
00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:21,085
♪♪

169
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[ All gasp ]

170
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[ Grunts ]

171
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This must be the end.

172
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My life is flashing
before my eyes,

173
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but I'm too terrified to enjoy
reliving all the naughty parts!

174
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We're, like,
totally doomed.

175
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Want to come in
out of the rain?

176
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All: Crayzar!

177
00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,194
Lord Crayzar,
what's happening?

178
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The seeds of salvation,
planted so very long ago,

179
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have grown into
a wondrous tree

180
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bearing such
magnificent fruit.

181
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,455
Oh, boy, so here come
the riddles.

182
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I'll skip the bullshit.

183
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:03,669
The game is not just a means
to achieve peace on Earth.

184
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,130
All along
it's been a training ground

185
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,508
for the day humanity
would have to stand together,

186
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,011
unified to face
a cataclysmic threat.

187
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,097
The game disciplined
the unwitting future heroes

188
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,767
of this conflict to meet
our uninvited guests head-on.

189
00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:21,353
You, Ballmaster,
will be Earth's champion

190
00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,022
together with the Leptons.

191
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:27,693
The greatest teams of the game
become my elite army,

192
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,695
the newly minted
Terra Defense Force.

193
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,448
Baby Ball: This guy has really
flipped his wig now.

194
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,699
Battle stations.

195
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,201
Commence countdown
to hyperspace full jump.

196
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,661
Battle stations?

197
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,455
Hyperspace full jump?

198
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,998
Why, yes, my dear.

199
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,835
This entire city is actually
an interstellar battleship

200
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,712
of my own design.
-[ Gasps ]

201
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,509
-[ Chuckles ]
-Ooh.

202
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,511
-[ Grunts ]
-[ Gasps ]

203
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,389
We're folding space
to meet the enemy armada.

204
00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:58,724
But what about Gaz?

205
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,559
We only got to this point
because of Gaz.

206
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:04,855
Oh, I nearly forgot
my first mate.

207
00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:08,108
[ Chuckles ]

208
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,778
[ Grunts ]

209
00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:15,074
Aah!

210
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,954
Bite me, you son of a bi--
aah!

211
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,456
Ballmaster!

212
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,000
I've never been so happy
to see you guys.

213
00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,961
And we're never
letting you go again.

214
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,841
Yeah!

215
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,552
Captain,
you're looking sharp.

216
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,346
-Sweet of you to join us, Digzy.
-Ha-ha!

217
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,807
All systems ready, sir.

218
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,600
Execute hyperspace full jump.

219
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,936
One giant leap for mankind,

220
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:48,023
one humongous leap
for Umbilicus.

221
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,110
Everyone,
hang onto your balls.

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00:10:51,193 --> 00:11:01,412
♪♪

223
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:11,171
♪♪