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"Ballmastrz."

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Blabber Ball:
Championship time!

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If you're not happy today,
you suck.

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We're live from Lartha, capital
Menazone cradle of Crayzar,

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and hot, steaming
heart of the game.

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E-E-Everyone's psyched,
especially the Leptons,

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our surprise underdogs,
who mark their first

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and probably last
championship.

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I've never been so
cautiously optimistic.

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If you're like me
or have a brain,

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you might wonder, "How'd they
get here?" So now --

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Thanks to a generous
donation from me,

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a reenactment of my rise
to glory as Ballmaster

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as performed by kids
from my former orphanage,

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The Ulsa Guerin
Home for Unlovable Children.

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[ Grunts ] Goal.
[ Laughter ]

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Why did none of those
filthy orphans depict us?

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How oddly offensive.

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Today's everything
I ever wanted,

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so why's the vibe
here kind of off?

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Sure, the limelight
scorched the brat's brain,

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but as long as he and me
bring the Ballmaster,

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it's all good, right?

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-[ Chuckles ]
-Oh!

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Blabber Ball: The Leptons face
our returning champs, Bad Omen.

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[ Dial-up feedback ]

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[ Grunting ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Aah!

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[ Roars ]

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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Together:
[ Gasping and yelling ]

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Good thing my teammates won't
face your unspeakable horrors

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since I'll defeat you myself
as Ballmaster.

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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[ Shrieks ]

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Don't make me go back there.

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No one will notice
if we bail

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and let Ballmaster
handle things, right?

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♪♪

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I do hope you realize, Gaz,
the true game has already begun.

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[ Grunting ]

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Well, it's time
for my pregame ritual

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of picking a stall
to cry in.

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Why so glum, chums?
I got this.

51
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Cool it, twerp.
You may be our ace in the hole,

52
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but we can't win this
without a full deck.

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You worry too much.

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If you hang out till I win,
I'll buy you an alcohol drink

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as thanks
for not getting in my way.

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Speaking of which,

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thanks for getting
out of my way.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Crowd chanting "Crayzar!" ]

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My fantastic fanatics,
your merriment is merited.

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Oh, you,
your senses exploding.

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Game-begotten spectacle,

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you still yearn for more,

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and now, the championship
shall provide.

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The greatest of the great
shall become become greater,

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an impossibility made manifest
by our noble pursuit

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of never-ending joy.

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Today, you'll get all I've
decided you deserve and more

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because Crayzar cares.
[ Cheers ]

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Now, play for our love.

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, I got him.

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Like I even
had to say it.

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[ Laughter ]

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-[ Grunting ]
-[ Laughing ]

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[ Grunts ]
You're not me.

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Why'd you grab
the ball?

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To protect
your selfish ass.

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These baddies
ain't like the rest.

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You can't take them alone.
[ Grunts ]

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Never in my years
of tireless tribulation

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did I imagine my sacrifice
would aid my dearest chums

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in fulfilling our highest --

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Ow!

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What the fuck, man?!

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-[ Hisses ]
-Leto, uh, please help me.

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-Oh, dude.
-Ah, screw it.

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Ballmaster's got this.

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True. I'd risk my neck,
but Ballmasters we ain't.

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Should I even try here?

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[ Glasses beep ]

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Aaaaaaaaah!

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[ Chuckling ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Aw, damn it.

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They're not even trying
to be a team.

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Ballmaster's our weapon,
not our babysitter.

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Uh, well, I'm not
giving up so easy.

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Mamma didn't raise
no quitter.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Mamma was a screw up,
and so am I! [ Screams ]

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Ready for me to win
as Ballmaster?

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If by "me"
you mean "us,"

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both of who
will share credit equally,

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then hells yeah.

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Huh?

108
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They're closing in,
moron.

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We got to pass
the ball.

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Or I'll do everything,
like always.

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-[ Grunts ]
-Yeah!

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[ Chuckles ]

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Gaz, I'm starting to think
you don't believe in our team,

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who only believes in me.
-[ Grunts ]

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Alright, kiddo.
It is on.

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Ace, buddy,
I think her head's biting off

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more than our ball can chew.
-[ Grunts ]

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-Wh-Whoa!
-[ Grunts ]

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Leave me out of this.

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He's taken over Ballmaster.

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Vorelord:
[ Laughs maniacally ]

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♪♪

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Whoa!

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[ Laughing ]

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Aah!

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Ugh.

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Ha.

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Dial-up feedback ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Grunting ]

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Aah!

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Aah!

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-Whoa!
-[ Laughing ]

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Ha-ha!

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[ Grunting ]

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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Huh?

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Unconventional play,
Captain Digzy.

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Huh?

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Unconventional play,
Captain Digzy.

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Not now, Goldilocks.

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The runt's gone rogue,
so I got to bring the pain.

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Even if perhaps he was in pain
before the game began?

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Superstardom is lonely work,
you may recall.

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So what?

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Ballmaster was supposed
to help the team.

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Says the Captain
pummeling her protege.

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You think
you can do better?

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Then get off your golden throne
and do it, freak.

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Mnh-mnh. Soldiers need
a Crayzar and a captain,

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a mortal leader
who shares their pain.

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Leaders need to bleed,
Digzy.

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So what are you to this boy?
A god? A demon?

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Or are you finally --
-A leader ain't the fix here.

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The brat needs a spanking,
and that's what he gets.

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Look at me,
armchair quarterbacking.

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So gauche.

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[ Both grunting ]

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♪♪

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Aah!

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You want me to stop now
when I've almost got everything?

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If I just keep pushing,
I'll finally be --

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Alone.

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There's only room for one
on top of Shit Mountain.

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Someone should've told me
back in the day,

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but now, I'm telling you.

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So list--

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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[ All gasp ]

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Oh, no.

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Groaning ] You.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Grunts ] Gaz, what am I...

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[ Exhales sharply ]

185
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I'm so sorry, Gaz.

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How could I do this
to my captain,

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my hero, my friend?

188
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Meh, don't sweat it.

189
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Being a big shot fucks you up
just as bad as being a loser.

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[ Chuckles ]
Sure does.

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I kind of thought I was a God
for a second.

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Well, you're no God, kid,
'cause I believe in ya.

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Now, let's win this
like a team.

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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[ Grunts ]

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Aah!

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We got this, guys.

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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[ Grunting ]

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Whoa!

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Ballmastrz.

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-[ Chuckles, grunts ]
-Aah!

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[ Yelling ]

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Both laugh ]

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Are we back in sync,
pal?

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You know it,
ya moody bitch.

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Yeah! [ Chuckles ]

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Time's up, game's over,

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and the Leptons have pummeled
their foes and their bros.

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That was the most
baller-ass schizo playing

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in the history
of the game.

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-[ Grunts ]
-Uh...

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My first kiss was
as terrifying as I imagined.

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-[ Chuckles ]
-We sure learned a lesson, kid.

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I'll only whop your ass
in private from now on.

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[ Cheers ]

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A Ballmaster and a fitting
leader, at last.

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♪♪