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"Ballmastrz"

2
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Ace:
"Dance Dance Convolution?

3
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Egos warped by the hair gel
of hubris!"

4
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Atonement, now!"

5
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[ Indistinct crowd noise ]

6
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You think you can take me?

7
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Well, put this
on your desk.

8
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Yes.

9
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Get ready for a...

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Mega marble clack attack.

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For crying
out loud, Ace.

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You have the dumbest names
for this stuff.

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Next time, I name
our transformation.

14
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Okay, dork?

15
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Our real branding issue
is that awful victory dance.

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Let's grab our panties,
and split.

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I mean,
I don't see why I can't

18
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shake my tail feathers
just a little.

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Hey, we're not saying
you can't have fun, man.

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We're just saying
you're lame.

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That's no way
to treat a --

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A superstar.

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Exactly.
Also, who said that?

24
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Better question -- if we're
all here, who's driving?

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Milky van Montebag --
super manager to the superstars.

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How dare you infiltrate
our blunderbuss,

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you sneaky
slime bag.

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H-H-Hold up, guys.

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This slime bag happens to rep
the best in the game.

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True.
But I've seen his type,

31
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and they ain't
exactly trustworthy.

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He wants us to be
more presentable?

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I'm a pitch-perfect bitch
as is,

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and I'll cut any motherfucker
down who denies it.

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I second that profanity-laden
tirade.

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What does this butt-shagging
quack have to offer?

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I'll get you a lucrative
mall appearance

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in an upper-middle-class
metazone this weekend.

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All: Deal.

40
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So, what's the plan?
Q&A? Autographs?

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I just got my ink
bladders refilled.

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And we better not get bilked,
milkman.

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Everyone gets
a fair share --

44
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though I charge an extra 10
for dirty voicemail greetings.

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Don't worry your pretty little
hungover head.

46
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It's all figured out.

47
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What the hell?

48
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Excuse me --
"Amble Fanz"?

49
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But we're a team.

50
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None of us are more important
than the rest.

51
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That reminds me.

52
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Hair gel -- it's key
for a superstar --

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the one that's more
important than the rest.

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-What?
-Well, I am Ballmaster.

55
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You are half
a Ballmaster.

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The bankable half.

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Ace Ambling --
sweet, playful,

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non-threatening heartthrob
you can take home to mother,

59
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but wouldn't
'cause mother's hot for him too.

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And I guess some backup dancers
wouldn't hurt.

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Yep, I called it --
total con man.

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We're out of here, fellas.
-Wait.

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Gosh darn it, Gaz.

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It's high time I think and act
and shake my booty for myself.

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You want that,
you do it on your own,

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but it better not get
in the team's way.

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Capisce?

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Well, kid. I believe
you got some moves

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you've been itching
to bust out.

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Announcer: Ace Mania is
sweeping the consortium.

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The eenie, weeny preteen-y
bopper is winning the hearts

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and loins of ladies
across the land

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who dig his innocence
and overly sexualized image.

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Check his signature groove,
the Amble Scramble.

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♪ Ace-tastic, baby ♪

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♪ Ace ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Ace, Ace Am-believer ♪

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♪ Ace-tastic, baby ♪

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♪ Ace ♪

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♪ Ace, Ace Am-believer ♪

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♪ Wow, ace-tastic, baby ♪

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♪♪

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He's so pure.

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I will corrupt us both.

86
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He reminds me
of the youth I wasted

87
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chasing unobtainable
superstars.

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I'm young again.

89
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Yeah, we totally dated.

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Why didn't I know a good fad
when I saw one?

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[ Cries ]

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Announcer: Babes and the bucks
are rolling in,

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thanks to super manager
Milky Van Montebag.

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Mr. Milky, sir,
I'm the superstar here.

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Aren't I owed my due?

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Of course --
your hairdo, that is.

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Now, get them,
superstar.

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[ Circus music plays ]

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[ Elephant trumpets ]

100
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You've been skipping practice
for a week, runt.

101
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You better be
up to snuff.

102
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Being more important than you
guys sure does keep me busy.

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Thanks for noticing.

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I got some thoughts on how
to pound these clowns.

105
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Maybe we just --

106
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Actually, let's skip
the transformation.

107
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It's best that my face
stays front and center.

108
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What about me,
you glory whore?

109
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You help
with the image.

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[ Muffled ]
What the hell?

111
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Amble Scramble
pelvic ramble.

112
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Announcer: Another win for Ace
and some other guys.

113
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If this keeps up,
the championships

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might just be in store.

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This one is for every single
one of my Amble fans.

116
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So, we're winning the battle,
but losing the war,

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in terms of dignity,
right?

118
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And we'll only
survive it

119
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if the runt has got a shred
of team spirit left.

120
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It's time to gamble with
being --

121
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[ sighs ] --
emotionally present.

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Hey, we got to
talk, superstar.

123
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This is a private
locker room.

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Did you bribe
my security guard?

125
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Well, that would've
been easier

126
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than breaking his legs,
but live and learn, eh?

127
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Just schedule an appointment
with Milky

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if you want
some image consulting.

129
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I'll charge you
a friend rate.

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Eh, kid, I never thought
I'd say this,

131
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but you're
reminding me of me --

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and not the "titillating yet
disarming sexual magnetism" me.

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You know I'm a burnout,

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but you don't know how many
bridges I burnt along the way.

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I had another life
before the game.

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My civilian name is actually
Gazmerelda Digzfield, as in...

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As in the mega-rich Digzfield
Lunar Drilling Corporation?

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As in mega-rich asshole.

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Yes. I'm the
estranged daughter

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of the gajillionaire Moon-mining
tycoon Rupert T. Digzfield IV.

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You see, I first started
playing the game

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to stick it to my snobbish
high-society family --

143
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especially my ruthless
overbearing old man.

144
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And becoming an athlete was
unbefitting to his future heir.

145
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I wanted my own say,
and to have fun saying it,

146
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so I made the game
my new life.

147
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I worked hard, and I got good --
I mean, really good --

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the best young player
of a generation, they said.

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I earned it by myself, without
the family name of fortune.

150
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That sense of pride,
it was better than money,

151
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better than winning.

152
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I belong.

153
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That's why I love the game.
But fame is a tricky thing.

154
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Leeches like Milky were always
trying to get a piece.

155
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They'll steer you down
the wrong path to get it.

156
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I got cocky.
I lost my way.

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Eventually, I was
trying anything

158
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just to feel
something again.

159
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Didn't work out so well,
which is basically

160
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how I became school mom
to you lot of lovable losers.

161
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Now, I got a chance --
we got a chance --

162
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to really belong again,
if we stick together.

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Don't make
the same mistake I did,

164
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and lose sight of why
the game really matters, Ace.

165
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Oh. I get it.

166
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I always looked up to you,

167
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but now I'm on top,
and you can't handle it.

168
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You might have burnt out,
but my light is shining strong.

169
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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm storming out
of my private locker room

171
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to demand another one.

172
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[ Sighs ]

173
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Well, so much for my nurturing
advice and raw vulnerability.

174
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Looks like I'm gonna
have to straighten out

175
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this little runt
the old-fashioned way.

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I called you to the Leptons'
official war room because,

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A, we got a problem
with Ace, and B,

178
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it turns out we had a war room
all along, but never used it.

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How do we bust him back down
to the selfless little sprite

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we all know,
and love to exploit?

181
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We'll get our pride
and our Ace back

182
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if we destroy
that mooching Milky first.

183
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Every asshole leaves
a trail of turds.

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We follow this one, it'll lead
to something that really stinks.

185
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And we'll make Ace
take a huge whiff.

186
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,860
Come on, guys.

187
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I'm a mobile hot spot
of burning rage.

188
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♪♪

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♪♪

190
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My superstardom --
it's built on something this...

191
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potentially harmful
to my image?

192
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Damn. I expected
some money laundering,

193
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and maybe some weird sex stuff,
but this is textbook evil.

194
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[ Yells ]
Lulu is right.

195
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We can't simply
cut ties with Milky.

196
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We've got to
cut him to pieces.

197
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I'm down to slam
this scammer.

198
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We all in?

199
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Come on.
Where's the whip-harder button?

200
00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,992
What the...?

201
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:59,832
Milky, this isn't the way
of an Ace Am-believer.

202
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You're fired!

203
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,836
You're welcome to recommend
a replacement.

204
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♪♪

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♪♪

206
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♪♪

207
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The widening gulf
between the rich

208
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,041
and the permanent underclass
has yielded

209
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,544
its tragic logical endgame
of late-stage capitalism,

210
00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,297
forcing me to re-evaluate
my own commitment

211
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,299
to the toxic
performative workaholism,

212
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,926
and sickening my stomach.

213
00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,346
Yet, I stoically retain
the preternatural ability

214
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to unleash my ultimate attack --
the fruit of my purely voluntary

215
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:05,105
and justly compensated
sacrifice -- Umbilicus.

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00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:13,405
♪♪

217
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:21,622
♪♪

218
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,957
Easy on the merch, guys.

219
00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:30,714
Both:
Shackle-shattering jump-spiring
ultimate payback attack.

220
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:34,093
♪♪

221
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,095
Ace-tastic, baby.

222
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:46,021
So, you ready to admit Ace-mania
did more harm than good?

223
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,273
I was naive to think
it could be managed

224
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,359
by a single
valuable person.

225
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,195
Ace-mania is
an unmanageable phenomenon

226
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,780
spanning the universe.

227
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,448
All: Ugh.

228
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♪ "Ballmastrz" ♪

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00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,539
♪ "Ballmastrz" ♪

230
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,791
♪ "Ballmastrz"? ♪

231
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♪ "Ballmast--" ♪