1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:02,920 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,135 Yeah! 3 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,636 Ahh! 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:11,888 Whoa! 5 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,097 [ Whistles ] 6 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,682 Well, that'll do for today! 7 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:17,852 Good practice. Uh, good enough practice, ding-dongs! 8 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,062 I'm sore in joints I don't even have! 9 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,647 Need sleep. 10 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:25,568 Oh, I don't want to wake up till I'm dead. 11 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,321 [ Sighs ] 12 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,321 Yo, Dee Dee! You up for a meeting 13 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,321 [ Sighs ] 14 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,321 Yo, Dee Dee! You up for a meeting 15 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,823 of The Leptons Liquor-Loving Ladies? 16 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:33,743 Count me in, and make it a double! 17 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:37,914 Hey, Lulu! Get in on this, burly girl! 18 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,832 [ Groans ] 19 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,832 What's her deal? 20 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:42,502 She never hangs, just goes back to her quarters. 21 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,712 I sometimes worry about Lulu. 22 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,339 Perhaps I'm overstepping, 23 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:50,051 but do you think we should spy on her, just to check in? 24 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,552 Did you say something? 25 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:53,429 I was putting on these spy goggles 26 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:55,473 so we could go spy on her. 27 00:00:55,556 --> 00:01:02,855 ♪♪ 28 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:05,775 Hmm, she doesn't seem sad. 29 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,028 Yeah, she's not. Just her life is... 30 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,405 Yeah, something's not right here. 31 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:13,533 Maybe Lulu is just a homebody. 32 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:17,537 Nah, there's got to be a need in that melon-sized heart 33 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,456 that's going unmet, but what could it be? 34 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,250 Gaz, look! 35 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,795 [ Doorbell whirs, toy squeaks ] 36 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,256 ♪♪ 37 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:30,216 [ Grunts ] 38 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,093 Who'd have thunk? Lulu and Bob 39 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,136 are totally crushing on each other! 40 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:37,056 They must be too shy to take it to the next level. 41 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,349 Poor, sweet things. 42 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,686 This is what our sorry green giant needs 43 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,271 to finally come into her own. 44 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:47,191 Dee Dee, we're sending Lulu on a date! 45 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,069 Cutesy makeup! 46 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,029 A bold top. 47 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:55,658 And a fun and flouncy skirt. 48 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:59,078 Now you're ready to paint the town red 49 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:03,416 with the blood of all men who would refuse you. 50 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,959 [ Laughs ] 51 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,588 Why are they using Lulu as a dress-up doll? 52 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:10,756 And which one of them will she kill first? 53 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,675 [ Groans ] 54 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,761 Nonsense! You're ravishing. 55 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:19,181 Who knows? Bob might even show some kind of emotion! 56 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,391 [ Grunts ] 57 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,268 Of course he's interested. 58 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,729 Don't worry about Bob. He'll be there. 59 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,564 [ Tone sounds ] 60 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:32,278 ♪♪ 61 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,613 [ Groans ] 62 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,324 ♪♪ 63 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,491 [ Groans ] 64 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,493 Don't worry, we're here for you. 65 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:43,581 I'm your coach on the field of sports and the field of love! 66 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,959 New order for him! Establish dominance! 67 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,838 She's not training a dog, Gaz. Lulu, ask permission first. 68 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:54,508 Be coy, and then have him eat dinner off your bare ass! 69 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,302 You live to give, girl. 70 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,470 [ Grunts ] 71 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,096 We're not getting to her. 72 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:02,475 Let's split the diff on our dining advice. 73 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,644 [ Sizzling ] 74 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:05,895 [ Grunts ] 75 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,814 Lulu, have him gently feed you. 76 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:12,860 You're dainty and a dom. 77 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,822 [ Grunts ] 78 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:20,701 [ Both gasp ] 79 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,039 Did you know he could do that? 80 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,124 Honestly, I don't even know his last name. 81 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:30,336 [ Feedback ] Leto: Stay cool, Bob. 82 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:33,422 You think that's bad, you should see Dee Dee with the munchies. 83 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:36,258 Screw this! He's ignoring all our dating advice! 84 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,594 How dare you nose in on date night? 85 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,055 And I eat like carnal beauty, you toad! 86 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,475 Dee Dee, you said I should unchain my heart 87 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,978 and express my romantic side, 88 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,439 so I thought I'd help get Bob laid. 89 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,233 Not what I meant! 90 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,901 [ Laughs ] Ah! 91 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,320 Oh! 92 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,489 Never seen Gaz bail on a beatdown. 93 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,158 Look at them hold hands! She ain't bailing on you. 94 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:04,745 She's hightailing it with Dee Dee on a double date! 95 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:09,208 Oh, I didn't know Dee Dee was seeing someone. 96 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,377 Let's get this sad boy a beer. 97 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,087 Uh, some more free love advice -- 98 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,047 You snooze, you lose, pal! 99 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:16,674 [ Laughs ] 100 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,803 All hail the green one! It's a hotshot highlight! 101 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,555 Unless your head has been up your butt, 102 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,766 you already know it's been a spectacular season of shakeups! 103 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,768 Ulsa Guerin underdogs The Leptons 104 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:29,145 surprised the Consortium, 105 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,063 winding their way to the top of the leaderboard. 106 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:33,941 But a mysterious new contender has caught our eye! 107 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:36,569 They're leaving a trail of broken bones, broken dreams, 108 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,612 and showing no signs of slowing down! 109 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,282 Hotshot highlight -- Bad Omen! 110 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,784 [ Crowd cheering ] 111 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:48,080 [ Laughing evilly ] 112 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,290 [ Pop! ] 113 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:52,626 [ Grunting ] 114 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,088 Aah! 115 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,175 [ Laughing manically ] 116 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,635 [ All scream ] 117 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:04,221 [ Laughing continues ] 118 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:08,768 ♪♪ 119 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,144 [ Gasps ] 120 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,144 Aah! 121 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,312 Aah! 122 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:14,356 [ Laughing continues ] 123 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,192 [ Cranking ] 124 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,485 Yeah! 125 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,279 Oh! Ohh! 126 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,281 Aah! 127 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,742 [ All whining ] 128 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,411 [ Howling ] 129 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,083 [ Whines ] 130 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,211 Blabber Ball: If no one puts the kibosh on Bad Omens' reign of terror, 131 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,547 they're destined to become serious championship contenders! 132 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:41,050 Now back to your stupid movie, morons! 133 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:46,722 Well, well, well, look what the portal sucked in. 134 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:49,475 Ow! I honestly wouldn't mind 135 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,436 if they got all hot and sloppy in my car. 136 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,438 Especially since we gave Lulu 137 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,816 every form of protection we could think of, 138 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,235 then a few we made up with various food wrappings 139 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,654 since we're not too sure how their bits work. 140 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,281 [ Evil laughter ] 141 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,118 ♪♪ 142 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,702 Sorry, mutant. 143 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:11,455 Hope you got a good view of my farts! 144 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,249 [ Farts, laughs ] 145 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,542 [ Both gasp ] Nuh-uh! 146 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,294 It's time for a display of power, Lulu! 147 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:20,840 Make Bob feel safe but also kind of scared of you! 148 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,551 But be polite! Kill them with kindness. 149 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,594 Make them cower at your kindness! 150 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:29,807 Your infinite compassion is a thing of blinding beauty! 151 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,059 ♪♪ 152 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,894 [ Grunts, smooches ] 153 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,855 [ Explosion ] 154 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,691 You think she scared Bob too much? 155 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,691 [ Crowd screaming ] 156 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,691 You think she scared Bob too much? 157 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,691 [ Crowd screaming ] 158 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,861 I think our team's image won't survive 159 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,071 another half-dozen felony charges. 160 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:46,699 Lulu, time for a set change. 161 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,159 [ Bubbling ] 162 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,703 The ultimate contingency for an awkward foray 163 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,496 into fondling the fun bits -- 164 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:56,292 too dark to see, too loud to hear, too drunk to hate yourself. 165 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,961 Don't! I'll have Lulu get a drink. 166 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,547 Order something simple. You're low-maintenance. 167 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,216 Wine! Cheap red wine! 168 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,968 [ Grunts ] 169 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,679 [ Sniffs, gags ] 170 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,099 Now show Bob your moves, slow and elegant at first. 171 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:13,517 [ Bowling pins clatter ] 172 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,395 Gaz: Not like that! Pick up the pace! 173 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,064 No, no, dance! Twirl around! 174 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,400 More pizzazz! 175 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,819 But stay calm! 176 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,905 But be bold. 177 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,239 And cute. 178 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,490 And hot. 179 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,034 But chill. 180 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,410 Now get it! Ow! 181 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,495 But give it! Owie! 182 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,832 Hachi machi! Will you get a load of that dirty dancing? 183 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,168 Is that Gaz and Dee Dee? 184 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,587 Aw, geez. 185 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,088 Nothing's stopping them now. 186 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,758 Just look at those clamoring clams grind it out. 187 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,092 Watch your mouth in front of Ace. 188 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,636 I don't want that nerd waking up. 189 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:53,182 Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth 190 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,935 until the hour of separation. 191 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,269 [ Sniffles ] 192 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,104 [ Grunting ] 193 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,732 [ Crowd shouting angrily ] 194 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:08,030 Just be yourself and do everything we say, you hear me? 195 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,450 [ Both gasp ] 196 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,910 [ Grunts ] 197 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,579 ♪♪ 198 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,456 What's she doing? Whatever it is, 199 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,625 she's doing it on her own! 200 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,669 She's doomed. 201 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:30,803 ♪♪ 202 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,846 Oh, that's something. 203 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,974 Shoosh. Look at her go. 204 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,393 [ Cheers and applause ] 205 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,978 Ooh! 206 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,978 [ Body thuds ] 207 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,604 [ Slurping ] 208 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,815 Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! 209 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:48,404 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 210 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,322 Are people into this? 211 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:53,367 Nah, she can't be nailing it without us, can she? 212 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,244 ♪♪ 213 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:59,039 [ Cheers and applause ] 214 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:02,042 Lulu: [ Grunting ] 215 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:08,048 ♪♪ 216 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,426 [ Crowd screaming ] 217 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,511 [ Rumbling ] 218 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:17,933 ♪♪ 219 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,352 [ Grunts ] 220 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,646 Geez, can there be one week 221 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,232 that a Lepton doesn't go to jail? 222 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:27,526 [ Glass shattering ] 223 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,611 Yeah! What's the status? 224 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,573 Unclear. No romance within eyeshot. 225 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,241 ♪♪ 226 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,368 [ Groans ] [ Grunts ] 227 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,871 Oh, Lulu. I'm so sorry. 228 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,914 If only Gaz and I hadn't fought, 229 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,959 we could have prevented you from making your own decisions. 230 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,545 Don't be afraid to cry it out, sis. 231 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:50,174 [ Laughing ] 232 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,053 So, uh, undeniably hot, right? 233 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,679 Oh, yeah. 234 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,679 I-I didn't think I'd say it... 235 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,556 Firm yes. ...but, yes, 100%. 236 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,184 And I'm just glad Dee Dee is happy, 237 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,603 if she survived that. 238 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,689 Does she look heartbroken, 239 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,275 or does she always clench every muscle at once? 240 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,277 Get down. It's Bob. 241 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,283 [ Grunts ] 242 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,785 [ Whistle! ] 243 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:24,375 He was just returning her own flowers? 244 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:28,045 So they never had the hots for each other to begin with? 245 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,381 It seems we were projecting on them both. 246 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,884 Perhaps everyone manages their own hearts in their own ways, 247 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,428 and maybe the most we can do for Lulu 248 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,263 is simply to be there for her 249 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,642 instead of telling her what to do and how to do it. 250 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:45,104 I guess so, Deed. I guess so. 251 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,272 Hey, you want to spy on Bob now? 252 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,690 "F" yeah, girl! 253 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:52,152 Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 254 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,321 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 255 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:57,574 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 256 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,076 [ Lulu Grunts ] 257 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,245 Chirp. 258 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:09,480 Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 259 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,607 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 260 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,526 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 261 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,195 [ Lulu Grunts ] 262 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,405 Chirp.