"Ballmastrz."
Yeah!
Ahh!
Whoa!
[ Whistles ]
Well, that'll do for today!
Good practice. Uh, good enough practice, ding-dongs!
I'm sore in joints I don't even have!
Need sleep.
Oh, I don't want to wake up till I'm dead.
[ Sighs ]
Yo, Dee Dee! You up for a meeting
[ Sighs ]
Yo, Dee Dee! You up for a meeting
of The Leptons Liquor-Loving Ladies?
Count me in, and make it a double!
Hey, Lulu! Get in on this, burly girl!
[ Groans ]
What's her deal?
She never hangs, just goes back to her quarters.
I sometimes worry about Lulu.
Perhaps I'm overstepping,
but do you think we should spy on her, just to check in?
Did you say something?
I was putting on these spy goggles
so we could go spy on her.
♪♪
Hmm, she doesn't seem sad.
Yeah, she's not. Just her life is...
Yeah, something's not right here.
Maybe Lulu is just a homebody.
Nah, there's got to be a need in that melon-sized heart
that's going unmet, but what could it be?
Gaz, look!
[ Doorbell whirs, toy squeaks ]
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
Who'd have thunk? Lulu and Bob
are totally crushing on each other!
They must be too shy to take it to the next level.
Poor, sweet things.
This is what our sorry green giant needs
to finally come into her own.
Dee Dee, we're sending Lulu on a date!
Cutesy makeup!
A bold top.
And a fun and flouncy skirt.
Now you're ready to paint the town red
with the blood of all men who would refuse you.
[ Laughs ]
Why are they using Lulu as a dress-up doll?
And which one of them will she kill first?
[ Groans ]
Nonsense! You're ravishing.
Who knows? Bob might even show some kind of emotion!
[ Grunts ]
Of course he's interested.
Don't worry about Bob. He'll be there.
[ Tone sounds ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
Don't worry, we're here for you.
I'm your coach on the field of sports and the field of love!
New order for him! Establish dominance!
She's not training a dog, Gaz. Lulu, ask permission first.
Be coy, and then have him eat dinner off your bare ass!
You live to give, girl.
[ Grunts ]
We're not getting to her.
Let's split the diff on our dining advice.
[ Sizzling ]
[ Grunts ]
Lulu, have him gently feed you.
You're dainty and a dom.
[ Grunts ]
[ Both gasp ]
Did you know he could do that?
Honestly, I don't even know his last name.
[ Feedback ] Leto: Stay cool, Bob.
You think that's bad, you should see Dee Dee with the munchies.
Screw this! He's ignoring all our dating advice!
How dare you nose in on date night?
And I eat like carnal beauty, you toad!
Dee Dee, you said I should unchain my heart
and express my romantic side,
so I thought I'd help get Bob laid.
Not what I meant!
[ Laughs ] Ah!
Oh!
Never seen Gaz bail on a beatdown.
Look at them hold hands! She ain't bailing on you.
She's hightailing it with Dee Dee on a double date!
Oh, I didn't know Dee Dee was seeing someone.
Let's get this sad boy a beer.
Uh, some more free love advice --
You snooze, you lose, pal!
[ Laughs ]
All hail the green one! It's a hotshot highlight!
Unless your head has been up your butt,
you already know it's been a spectacular season of shakeups!
Ulsa Guerin underdogs The Leptons
surprised the Consortium,
winding their way to the top of the leaderboard.
But a mysterious new contender has caught our eye!
They're leaving a trail of broken bones, broken dreams,
and showing no signs of slowing down!
Hotshot highlight -- Bad Omen!
[ Crowd cheering ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Pop! ]
[ Grunting ]
Aah!
[ Laughing manically ]
[ All scream ]
[ Laughing continues ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
[ Laughing continues ]
[ Cranking ]
Yeah!
Oh! Ohh!
Aah!
[ All whining ]
[ Howling ]
[ Whines ]
Blabber Ball: If no one puts the kibosh on Bad Omens' reign of terror,
they're destined to become serious championship contenders!
Now back to your stupid movie, morons!
Well, well, well, look what the portal sucked in.
Ow! I honestly wouldn't mind
if they got all hot and sloppy in my car.
Especially since we gave Lulu
every form of protection we could think of,
then a few we made up with various food wrappings
since we're not too sure how their bits work.
[ Evil laughter ]
♪♪
Sorry, mutant.
Hope you got a good view of my farts!
[ Farts, laughs ]
[ Both gasp ] Nuh-uh!
It's time for a display of power, Lulu!
Make Bob feel safe but also kind of scared of you!
But be polite! Kill them with kindness.
Make them cower at your kindness!
Your infinite compassion is a thing of blinding beauty!
♪♪
[ Grunts, smooches ]
[ Explosion ]
You think she scared Bob too much?
[ Crowd screaming ]
You think she scared Bob too much?
[ Crowd screaming ]
I think our team's image won't survive
another half-dozen felony charges.
Lulu, time for a set change.
[ Bubbling ]
The ultimate contingency for an awkward foray
into fondling the fun bits --
too dark to see, too loud to hear, too drunk to hate yourself.
Don't! I'll have Lulu get a drink.
Order something simple. You're low-maintenance.
Wine! Cheap red wine!
[ Grunts ]
[ Sniffs, gags ]
Now show Bob your moves, slow and elegant at first.
[ Bowling pins clatter ]
Gaz: Not like that! Pick up the pace!
No, no, dance! Twirl around!
More pizzazz!
But stay calm!
But be bold.
And cute.
And hot.
But chill.
Now get it! Ow!
But give it! Owie!
Hachi machi! Will you get a load of that dirty dancing?
Is that Gaz and Dee Dee?
Aw, geez.
Nothing's stopping them now.
Just look at those clamoring clams grind it out.
Watch your mouth in front of Ace.
I don't want that nerd waking up.
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
[ Sniffles ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd shouting angrily ]
Just be yourself and do everything we say, you hear me?
[ Both gasp ]
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
What's she doing? Whatever it is,
she's doing it on her own!
She's doomed.
♪♪
Oh, that's something.
Shoosh. Look at her go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ooh!
[ Body thuds ]
[ Slurping ]
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Are people into this?
Nah, she can't be nailing it without us, can she?
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Lulu: [ Grunting ]
♪♪
[ Crowd screaming ]
[ Rumbling ]
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
Geez, can there be one week
that a Lepton doesn't go to jail?
[ Glass shattering ]
Yeah! What's the status?
Unclear. No romance within eyeshot.
♪♪
[ Groans ] [ Grunts ]
Oh, Lulu. I'm so sorry.
If only Gaz and I hadn't fought,
we could have prevented you from making your own decisions.
Don't be afraid to cry it out, sis.
[ Laughing ]
So, uh, undeniably hot, right?
Oh, yeah.
I-I didn't think I'd say it...
Firm yes. ...but, yes, 100%.
And I'm just glad Dee Dee is happy,
if she survived that.
Does she look heartbroken,
or does she always clench every muscle at once?
Get down. It's Bob.
[ Grunts ]
[ Whistle! ]
He was just returning her own flowers?
So they never had the hots for each other to begin with?
It seems we were projecting on them both.
Perhaps everyone manages their own hearts in their own ways,
and maybe the most we can do for Lulu
is simply to be there for her
instead of telling her what to do and how to do it.
I guess so, Deed. I guess so.
Hey, you want to spy on Bob now?
"F" yeah, girl!
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
[ Lulu Grunts ]
Chirp.
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
[ Lulu Grunts ]
Chirp.