1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:02,879 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,927 Hey, lame-o! 3 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:10,970 Miss the big game-o? 4 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,638 That up-and-coming garbage gang, 5 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:16,809 the Leptons, took on the sisters of no mercy, the Bible Belters! 6 00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪♪ 7 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,321 Living on a prayer, Gaz's junk jocks rally back 8 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:31,073 to an even game in the last minutes of action! 9 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:34,076 Aah! 10 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,333 -Yeah! -[ Chuckles ] 11 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:43,085 "Ballmastrz." 12 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,837 Blabber Ball: The Ballmastr king threw into clutch 13 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:47,089 with a tie-breaking goal. [ Air horn blows ] 14 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,509 -Yay! -Whoo-hoo! 15 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,093 Ballmastr wins another one! 16 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,721 Yeah, we dropped those nuns like a bad habit. 17 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:56,182 "Habit." You get it? [ Laughs ] 18 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,142 All right, newbies. Gather 'round. 19 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,187 We're going to try a little team-bonding exercise. 20 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,522 Are we going to do trust falls, 21 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,899 a scavenger hunt, water-balloon toss? 22 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,359 Easy, shorty. 23 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:09,403 Mama Digzy is going to teach you how to celebrate right. 24 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,697 -Wow! -Ooh! 25 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:14,116 So who's holding? 26 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,327 [ Whistling ] 27 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,496 Uh, I don't get it. Holding what? 28 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,540 -Exactly. -Come on, poem boy. 29 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,959 We all know you got the wacky tobacky. 30 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:28,381 Ugh, I guess I could share this Champagne Supernova. 31 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,924 My man! 32 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,260 That's only the heaviest tetradronal 33 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,971 hydrohexolnoid this side of Jupiter! 34 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,681 Yeah! 35 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,433 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,605 [ Grunts ] 37 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:52,029 "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan, a stately pleasure-dome decree." 38 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,282 Aah! I'm starving! 39 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,993 Yes! By Crayzar, I feel it, also! 40 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,537 Only once before have I endured such famine as I quested 41 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,582 the okra-oxide waste of Biduan for 40 metacycles 42 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,625 without a morsel of food to sustain me, 43 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,044 surviving only on my own recycled body fluids 44 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:09,672 and the occasional mouthful of sand. 45 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,340 My inner map of metabolism, 46 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:14,135 my very core of cores falls onto itself, 47 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:18,306 pleading, "Somebody, get snacks!" 48 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,640 Yeah! 49 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,893 I'm a bit peckish myself. 50 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,396 Hang tight while I procure some grub. 51 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,441 Yay! Leto is cooking up snacks. 52 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,152 Ah, don't make reservations just yet, sis. 53 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,778 [ Microwave dings ] 54 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,778 That chowderhead couldn't butter 55 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,778 [ Microwave dings ] 56 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,778 That chowderhead couldn't butter 57 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,947 a slice of bread without hurting himself. 58 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:40,453 May I present a comestible cure for the late-night munchies... 59 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:44,373 Chain-reaction team barf in five, four, three -- 60 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:50,087 ...Leto Otel's secret-recipe grilled-cheese sandwiches. 61 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,464 -Whoa. -[ Gasps ] 62 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,300 -I'm first! Out of my way! -Sweet sustenance! 63 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,427 [ Chomping ] 64 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,931 This is the most delicious food I've ever eaten. 65 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,350 Oh, Leto, you've been holding out on us. 66 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,435 Delectable ambrosia of the gods. 67 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,313 Leto, you're a culinary master! 68 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,066 Aw, shucks, you're just saying that 69 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,902 'cause you're all wicked baked. 70 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,071 Snacks! [ Chomping ] 71 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,327 Ha-ha! 72 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,995 Mmm. 73 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:26,374 [ Grunts ] 74 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:27,959 [ Gasping ] 75 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,378 Blabber Ball: That's right. It's the "Gourmet Gamers," 76 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,546 the game show that pits the biggest names in the game 77 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:35,341 against each other off the field and in the kitchen. 78 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,885 There's thrills, chills, spills, knife skills, 79 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,512 competitive celebrity cooking. 80 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,639 Cash money, lavish prizes. 81 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,684 I won a dinette set and a Jet Ski. 82 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,060 [ Laughs ] 83 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,981 It's my second favorite game -- "Gourmet Gamers." 84 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,273 Bon appetit! 85 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:54,777 Leto, you should compete on "Gourmet Gamers." 86 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,487 You could even win. 87 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,364 Yeah, normally I'd argue to keep poem boy 88 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,408 out of the public eye as much as possible 89 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,368 seeing how he's a witless buffoon and all, 90 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,705 but we're talking lots of moola and big prizes. 91 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,040 Leto, those are damn good sandwiches, 92 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,084 and you're going to win me a Jet Ski. 93 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,794 This could be your moment, man. 94 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:16,590 A resort trip to exotic bikini beaches, a new car, money. 95 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:17,842 What do you say, Leto? 96 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,260 Nah, I couldn't. 97 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,594 It's just, like, a hobby, 98 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,847 something to make my friends happy. 99 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,223 [ All groan ] 100 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,892 Well, yeah, that's probably for the best. 101 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,227 Ride the pine, champ. 102 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,063 Save this team one more public embarrassment. 103 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,440 Baby Ball: Whatever. 104 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,276 Somebody just pass me some more sandwiches. 105 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:41,324 Leto Otel, I am fed up with you selling yourself short. 106 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:45,036 You have so many wonderful talents to share with the world. 107 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,329 I do? 108 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,205 It's time you stretched your lazy ass a bit. 109 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:52,209 You are a master chef who needs to be on "Gourmet Gamers." 110 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:56,088 Aw, Dee, they're sandwiches. 111 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,673 Delicious sandwiches. 112 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,050 You don't understand. 113 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,927 I wouldn't make those sandwiches for just anyone. 114 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,846 They're only for my friends. 115 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,431 Bull crap. That's a cop-out. 116 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,184 Let's face it -- I wilt in the spotlight. 117 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,436 I'm not a high-pressure performer. 118 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,689 I'm more of a low-stakes long shot. 119 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:17,943 Everyone's going to laugh at me just like they always do. 120 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:19,904 Ugh, I won't take no for an answer! 121 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,740 Besides, I've already pulled some strings a the network 122 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,327 and got you a spot on the next taping of "Gourmet Gamers." 123 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,745 It's too late. 124 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,623 Oh, bummer. 125 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,166 Blabber Ball: Here it comes. 126 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,210 Get ready for a food fight with the heroes of the game, 127 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:37,963 as we play the star-studded big-bodied cook-off contest, 128 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,298 "Gourmet Gamers." 129 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,634 And now, here's the star of "Gourmet Gamers," 130 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:46,430 your magnanimous majesty, Lord Master Crayzar. 131 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,557 Thank you. Oh, please, you're too kind. 132 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:49,934 I love you all. 133 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,353 Let's meet our splendid contestants, shall we? 134 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,271 Well, my glorious godhead, 135 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,899 joining us from the Misfit Murder Squad 136 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,442 is Megafist. 137 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,152 [ Laughs maniacally ] 138 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:05,699 And swinging in from the Shaka City Monkey Men, Curioso Jorge. 139 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:09,954 From the Choo-Choo Chums, it's Digging Dolly the Dining Car. 140 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,165 A pleasure to serve you, oh, Great One. Ooh. 141 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,585 And for the first time ever, from the Ulsa Guerin Leptons, 142 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:18,546 it's Leto Otel. 143 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:21,549 [ Groans ] [ Laughter ] 144 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:24,176 Yay, you can do it, my sweet Leto. 145 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,761 You think he's going to muff it or what? 146 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,012 It's Leto. 147 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,597 Of course he's going to muff it. 148 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:29,765 You all know the rules. 149 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:30,975 At the end of the clock, 150 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,560 you'll present your esteemed entrée 151 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,521 to our revered judges, finished or not. 152 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,189 Well, my fellow contestants, 153 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,525 I wish you all the most sincere good luck. 154 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,860 -Bite me, pissant. -[ Gasps ] 155 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,194 -Uh... -I'm got to chew you up, 156 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:46,031 crap you out onto a plate, and call it dessert. 157 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:49,702 Get set, gamers, and start cooking. 158 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,078 [ Grunting ] 159 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:52,872 Meat tenderizer! 160 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,540 [ Laughs ] 161 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:59,211 Okay, uh, um, grate the butter. 162 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:02,339 No, no, wait, cheese, grate the cheese. 163 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:05,634 Man, this is really hard to do when I'm straight. 164 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:07,636 And what are we making today? 165 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,556 Well, my liege, I'm making coq au vin. 166 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,808 So precious, carry on. 167 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,270 [ Gasps ] 168 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,270 And what are you making, my literary little Lepton. 169 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,270 [ Gasps ] 170 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,270 And what are you making, my literary little Lepton. 171 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:20,900 Grilled che-- I mean, broiled fromage 172 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,568 over, uh, toast. 173 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,904 Sounds like a grilled-cheese sandwich. 174 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,655 Yum, yum, dum-dum. 175 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:28,365 [ Laughter ] 176 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,575 [ Clock ticking ] 177 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,910 Uh... 178 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,369 [ Ticking continues ] 179 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,621 Uh... 180 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,164 [ Ticking continues ] 181 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,082 Aw. 182 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,125 Dude. 183 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,793 Food fight! 184 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,171 [ Crowd chanting "food fight" ] 185 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,757 [ Both grunt ] 186 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,966 [ Boing! ] 187 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,260 [ Grunts ] 188 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,433 [ Humming ] 189 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,060 Whoa! Aah! 190 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,771 [ Grunts ] 191 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,358 Aah, ah, oh! 192 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,402 Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah! 193 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,447 Oh... 194 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,074 [ Grunts ] 195 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,743 Quiz time. Leto, the category choices 196 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,829 are interdimensional metaphysics or limericks. 197 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,915 I'll take limericks. 198 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,792 -Metaphysics it is. -But -- 199 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,961 What is the counterexample to a celadon 200 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:26,090 74th dark matter... F-mass conjecture 201 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,466 proving it's wrong on Mondays 202 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,802 but still mostly right on Tuesdays? 203 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,303 Oh, geez. 204 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:35,307 I have, like, no idea what you're talking about, man. 205 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,601 [ Buzzer ] 206 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,601 Oh, I'm sorry, dear boy. 207 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,601 [ Buzzer ] 208 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,601 Oh, I'm sorry, dear boy. 209 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:40,479 The answer is actually "the man from Nantucket." 210 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,023 That'll cost you time in the mess hall. 211 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:45,859 [ Crowd chanting "mess hall" ] 212 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,488 Oh! 213 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,198 -Oof. -[ Laughs ] 214 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:53,450 -Aw. -[ Laughs ] 215 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,247 Whoo! -Whoa! 216 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:02,126 Ooh. -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 217 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,335 Whew! 218 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,462 Whoa! Whoa. 219 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:09,341 [ Screaming ] -[ Laughs ] 220 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:14,972 ♪♪ 221 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,600 [ Laughter ] 222 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,560 Ride the pine, champ. 223 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,104 -He's a witless buffoon. -Dum-dum. 224 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:28,110 Everyone's going to laugh at me just like they always do. 225 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,695 They're sandwiches, man. 226 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,613 They're just sandwiches. 227 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,741 You can do it, Chef Leto. 228 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,287 They're just sandwiches. 229 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:45,294 ♪♪ 230 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,130 But they're my sandwiches. 231 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,716 [ Clock ticking ] Oh. 232 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,013 [ Humming, giggles ] 233 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,222 [ Ticking continues ] 234 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,432 [ Laughs maniacally ] 235 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,892 [ Air horn blows ] Dinner bell. 236 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,144 Cutlery down, contestants. 237 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,395 [ Giggles ] 238 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:04,563 [ Grunts ] 239 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,065 [ Laughs maniacally ] 240 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,859 [ Cheers and applause ] 241 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,903 Ohh. 242 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,241 -Hmm. -Mm. 243 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:24,124 Well, judges -- inspiration or indigestion? 244 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,252 Mmm. 245 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:30,756 I guess now we know the secret recipe. 246 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:35,552 Well, Leto, it seems that the judges are speechless. 247 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,805 I dub thee the winner. 248 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,723 [ Cheers and applause ] 249 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,141 That's all for this week. 250 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,395 Till next time, bon appetit, sweet meats. 251 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,939 [ Judges moaning ] 252 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:54,947 ♪♪ 253 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,240 Chirp.