1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:02,670 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:02,754 --> 00:00:05,131 "When You Wish Upon a Spore." 3 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:07,175 ♪♪ 4 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:09,635 [ Snoring ] Lazy layabouts. 5 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:12,722 Frivolously wasting their day off when they could be training. 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,558 No discipline. No devotion. [ Scoffs ] 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,726 997... 8 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:17,935 998... 9 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:19,187 999... 10 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,022 [ Smash! ] 1,000! 11 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:24,317 I'm the only Lepton who truly understands sacrifice. 12 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,153 No one on this team appreciates the fruits of my sacrifice. 13 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,780 [ Shower running ] That's for sure. 14 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:32,033 No one, but me of course. 15 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,075 [ Cackles ] 16 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,368 Mmm, Umbilicus. 17 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:35,995 Whoa! Wah! 18 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,997 Doesn't anyone on this team knock? 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,624 Flip, all hands on deck! 20 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,376 It's time to make a wish come true! 21 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,587 [ Groaning, sighing, giggling ] 22 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,173 In accordance with our team's plea bargain agreement 23 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:50,009 for accidentally deleting sentient AI files 24 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,094 off the stadium's mainframe 25 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,679 to make room for new video games, 26 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,098 today is our court-mandated appointment 27 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,767 with the Wish Program. 28 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,937 A lucky person with a debilitating or fatal disease 29 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,730 has been selected to make a wish 30 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,023 and have it come true! 31 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,527 And that lucky person is Rudy Drax. 32 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,237 Aah! Team, meet Rudy. 33 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,155 Rudy, meet the Leptons. 34 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,866 Why...would he want to do that? 35 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:16,327 Jeez, that's pretty selfish, Rudy. 36 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,120 Yeah, kid, what's your damage? 37 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,705 All: Baby Ball! 38 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,166 It's okay. I don't mind talking about it. 39 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,919 I suffer from solar prime's disease. 40 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,004 Spores from deep in space 41 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,881 traveled across the cosmos to me 42 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:32,134 on the solar winds. 43 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,886 They rained down on to me 44 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:36,055 like cruel cherry blossoms. 45 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,723 The spores entered my brain, 46 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:41,060 destroying my arms and legs! 47 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:45,565 And now here I sit before you -- a shell of my former self. 48 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,483 [ Record scratches ] And our number-one fan! 49 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:49,735 First up is our morning training session. 50 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,028 Maybe if you're lucky, 51 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,155 you'll get to see Ballmaster in action. 52 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:56,492 Actually, I was really hoping to watch Flip. 53 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,370 Baby Ball: Not a fan of this new move. 54 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,705 [ Pbbbt! ] Aah! 55 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,081 I'm open. 56 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,834 Rrraaah! 57 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:05,835 I'm open! 58 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,420 Ha, ha, ha! Huh! 59 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,380 -Gah! -Whaa! 60 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,465 By harnessing the power of my own vanity 61 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:13,259 and flooding my chakras with hubris, 62 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,428 I can repurpose the fruit of my sacrifice 63 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,597 into a force of pure arrogance, 64 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,181 ignore my whole team, 65 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:24,478 and go unto heights of personal glory using Umbilicus! 66 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:27,481 Whaaaa-ho! 67 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,483 [ Explosion ] 68 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:32,028 [ Warbling ] 69 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,322 [ Thud! ] 70 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,322 Unh! What happened? 71 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:35,907 I'm so sorry, Mr. Champion. 72 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,867 You should have watched where you were cheering! 73 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,369 I'm sorry. I totally should have. 74 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:43,205 You're -- You're my favorite Lepton, sir! 75 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:46,292 Well, that shows very good taste on your part. 76 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,462 This is so embarrassing, but you're my inspiration! 77 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:50,630 You give me hope. 78 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,840 I wanna be just like you some day. 79 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:54,216 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 80 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,635 You, be like me? 81 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,094 That's impossible! 82 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,930 You lost your limbs to disease and weakness, 83 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,849 whereas I made a choice to sacrifice my flesh 84 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:04,560 as a pathway to strengthen excellence! 85 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:07,104 [ Whimpers ] Waahhh! 86 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,398 I also think crying is super lame! 87 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:12,276 [ Whoosh! ] What the hell is going on? 88 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,154 Flip Champion, your pompous dismissal 89 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,740 of your number-one fan's feelings set off 90 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,200 the insensitivity sensors 91 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,702 we recently installed in all stadiums. 92 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:24,163 You have failed to live up to the Consortium's 93 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:28,209 new no-tolerance policy for being a total asshole. 94 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:33,255 Wow! Those insensitivity censors are very sensitive. 95 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:35,549 I'm afraid you'll now have to accompany me 96 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,802 through the vast reaches of time and space 97 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,136 into another dimension 98 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,721 unknown to conscious beings 99 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,015 for some sensitivity training. 100 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,892 Aaaaaah! 101 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:46,143 [ Cackles ] 102 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,187 Holy cow! 103 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,523 I honestly can't believe I didn't set off 104 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:53,192 those asshole censors first. those asshole censors first. 105 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,819 Jinx! 106 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,197 Flip: Whooaaa! 107 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,575 Whoooooaaaa! 108 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:05,871 [ Cackling evilly ] 109 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:09,875 Aaah! 110 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:13,671 [ Groans ] What happened? Where am I? 111 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,923 Welcome to your sensitivity training. 112 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:19,093 In this dimension, we are capable of simulating situations 113 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:22,221 where you'll be treated as callously as you treat others. 114 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,639 I don't understand. 115 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:26,475 Hopefully, this will teach you a valuable lesson. 116 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,728 [ Cackles ] 117 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:31,522 ♪♪ 118 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,149 Hey, gang, look! 119 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,401 [ Laughter ] It's Flip Loser! 120 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,528 Actually, my name's Flip Champion. 121 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,406 You know they only let you on the team out of pity, right? 122 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,283 You're barely even the team mascot. 123 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,452 You should do us all a favor and quit. 124 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,412 You're pathetic, Flip. 125 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,830 Me, pathetic? 126 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:51,584 Ha! I have spent a lifetime of sacrificing my flesh, 127 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,626 training my body, 128 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,170 and aligning my abdominal chakras 129 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,130 to achieve a level of physical perfection 130 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,299 you could never understand. 131 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,258 [ Screaming ] 132 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,135 Crayzar: Cease simulation! 133 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,595 What the hell was that? 134 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:06,098 Clearly, Flip is a much larger asshole than we anticipated. 135 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:09,602 Level one is typically reserved for people who are merely jerks. 136 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,146 Perhaps we should skip to level three. 137 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,148 Level five, bitches. Come on. 138 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:17,193 [ Whirring ] 139 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,403 Woman: Please, we seek asylum. 140 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,739 The Wasteland Gangs will kill us if we go back. 141 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,449 So you're clearly just lying 142 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,534 so you can get out of the Wastelands. 143 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:27,286 When will you scum learn? 144 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,288 Separate the child from the mother! 145 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,956 -No! -Get in there, worm! 146 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,292 [ Crying ] 147 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,292 You'll never see your mother again! 148 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,292 [ Crying ] 149 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,292 You'll never see your mother again! 150 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,502 Yeah, well, that's fine. 151 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,586 You're okay 152 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,463 with the way we're treating you? 153 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,090 If I wasn't, you'd be dead! 154 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,967 So then, you're okay being separated from your mom 155 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,844 and being put in a small cage? 156 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:46,222 As long as I have enough room in here to... 157 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:49,850 train with Umbilicus, I'm good. 158 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:52,144 Jesus, what an asshat. 159 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:54,688 Oh, I'm sorry Flip was so rude. 160 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,273 I'm sure he didn't mean to be. 161 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:59,735 He's really a great guy and a terrific teammate. 162 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:01,362 Really? Really? 163 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,530 All: Really? 164 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,697 Would you like to see Flip's room? 165 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:04,990 I guess so. 166 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,495 Here it is. 167 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:10,913 This is where Flip sleeps. 168 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,998 Ah. 169 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,998 And here is where he meditates. 170 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,998 Ah. 171 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,998 And here is where he meditates. 172 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:17,169 [ Gasps ] 173 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:17,169 Flip's discipline is a real benefit to the team. 174 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:17,169 [ Gasps ] 175 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:17,169 Flip's discipline is a real benefit to the team. 176 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:18,462 Whoa. 177 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:22,341 ♪♪ 178 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,844 What do you think's in his closet? 179 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,679 I guess clothes and stuff. 180 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:30,516 Do you think I could be alone in Flip's room for a while? 181 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,393 Sure thing! [ Laughs ] 182 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:36,063 [ Grunting ] 183 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:38,399 [ Door opens ] 184 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:42,069 [ Rumbling ] 185 00:06:42,153 --> 00:06:43,362 Wow. 186 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,531 Crayzar: No! It's impossible. 187 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,992 He's an utter narcissist. He's worse than me, 188 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,203 and I'm a near-immortal demigod whack-job cyborg. 189 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,998 There is one training simulation we could try. 190 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,207 No, it's too dangerous. 191 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,084 What? What are you talking about? 192 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:59,420 Running it could work the fabric of the universe! 193 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,548 You can't tell me about a dangerous experimental option 194 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,383 and then not do it, you teases. 195 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,844 Now let's roll the dice. 196 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,599 [ Echoing ] Hello? 197 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,310 Ah, there you are. 198 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,187 I was looking for you. 199 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,397 In accordance with Consortium protocol, 200 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,150 and as a result of my sensitivity training, 201 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,528 I'd like to apologize for any offense you may have taken 202 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,989 to the truthful, totally reasonable things 203 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,074 [ Snarling ] I said to you earlier. 204 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,409 There, that ought to do it. 205 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:34,413 Uh, didn't you not have limbs before? 206 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,081 [ Whoosh! ] Aaah! 207 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,959 Rudy: [ Snarls ] That's right, Flip. 208 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,211 After you hurt me, 209 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,254 I came across your sacrificed limbs. 210 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:43,547 They called to me. 211 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:46,383 So, in my state of despair, I answered them. 212 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,677 It turns out you rejected your own limbs 213 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,054 just like you rejected me. 214 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,348 So, combining your rejected mummified limbs 215 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,475 with aspects of my rare space disease, 216 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:58,812 I can now utilize the unexpected blessing of my tragedy. 217 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,731 Re-Umbilicus! 218 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,692 Whaa! 219 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:05,903 Rudy! What are you doing? 220 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,780 What's it look like, skippy? 221 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,531 Sweetheart, Flip ain't worth it. 222 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,991 He's just a dickhead. -Hey! 223 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,534 He's not worth it, is he? 224 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,287 So is it cool if I just end him right now? 225 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:17,581 Nobody's ending anything, alright? 226 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,208 Let's all just calm down. 227 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,876 You want a wish to come true? 228 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:26,340 How about you let Superstar Gaz buy you your first drink. 229 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,635 How about I stomp your ass, too, wide load. 230 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:37,101 Bring it. 231 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,435 Whoa. 232 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,562 Uh! 233 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,272 Ah! 234 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:43,565 Aah! 235 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,819 Aah! 236 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,153 Heyaaa! 237 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,363 Aah! 238 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,363 [ Grunts ] 239 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,452 [ Conk! ] 240 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,037 Aw, ah... 241 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,834 Whooaaaa! 242 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,586 Ugh! [ Groans ] 243 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,421 There's only one way out of this. 244 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,047 Form Ballmaster! 245 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,508 I was gonna say, "Run like cowards," but sure. 246 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,135 Yeah, we can form Ballmaster. 247 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,514 Ballmastrz. 248 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,724 Yeah! 249 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,601 Heyaaa! 250 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,562 Aaaah! 251 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:27,026 [ Cackles ] 252 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,152 Aah! 253 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,778 I was going to beat you all up, 254 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:32,156 but seeing how pathetic and weak you all are, 255 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,950 I'm going to put an end to your misery. 256 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:35,993 No, please! 257 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,911 I love my misery! 258 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,083 Wait! This is all my fault! 259 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,502 You have every right to be angry at me, 260 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,796 but have mercy on my teammates. 261 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,382 Let me sacrifice myself to spare them. 262 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:53,260 They don't deserve to be punished for my mistake! 263 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,054 Oh. 264 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,430 Oh? 265 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,556 Ah. 266 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,267 [ Clunk ] 267 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:06,690 [ Screaming ] 268 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,736 Holy crap. 269 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,321 That totally worked, 270 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,240 and it didn't even warp the fabric of the universe. 271 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,034 What worked? Warped the what? 272 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,578 We couldn't get any of the standard simulations 273 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,871 to teach you any empathy. 274 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,831 So we had to run a dangerously unstable 275 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,084 experimental simulation, and it worked! 276 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,585 But this isn't a simulation. 277 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,921 This is real. Rudy was real! 278 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,174 You sent me back here to apologize to him, remember? 279 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:36,845 Wait, did Rudy exist before we ran the simulation? 280 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:41,600 I mean, yeah, he's why Flip ended up in sensitivity training 281 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,935 in the first place. 282 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,437 Interesting, perhaps the amplified theta waves 283 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,232 created a reality pre-echo, mapping simulons 284 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,776 onto actual people and displacing them. 285 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,570 What the hell does any of that mean? 286 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:57,324 It means we totally just disintegrated Rudy. 287 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,325 Oh, shit. 288 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:03,622 ♪♪ 289 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:08,877 ♪♪ 290 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,129 Chirp. 291 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,132 Rad.