1 00:00:01,544 --> 00:00:02,795 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,929 Oh, boy. 3 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:15,183 [ Both laugh ] 4 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,642 Hey, you recognize me? 5 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,519 Wrap those big arms around my waist 6 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:21,272 and make me feel like I dropped out of high school again. 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,357 Agh! 8 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:26,986 Sheesh. Gaz is really cashing in on her winning streak. 9 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:30,740 Why can't I get some? This ball's got blue balls. 10 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:31,908 [ Laughter ] 11 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,367 Oh! Hey, babe. You know me, right? 12 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,161 How 'bout I rub up on your sweaty bod 13 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,537 and make you feel like you dropped out 14 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:37,997 of beauty school again. 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,500 Ugh. Grow some arms, you stupid bowling ball. 16 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,376 Ah! Your loss, skank! 17 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,337 Hey, how 'bout you, kitten? You want to hug it out? 18 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,881 If you do it with that guy's arms, sure. 19 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,801 You can hug me all night long. 20 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:51,344 Oh! 21 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,512 Wah! 22 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,806 [ Laughter ] 23 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,557 ♪♪ 24 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,518 ♪ What's wrong with me 25 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,562 ♪ I'm so incom...plete 26 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,482 ♪ So sad and horny 27 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,651 ♪ I just can't compete 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,404 ♪ With arms and legs and hands and feet ♪ 29 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:14,826 ♪ Just wanna get laid, but I'm afraid ♪ 30 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:21,082 ♪ I'll never get any action at all ♪ 31 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:25,127 ♪ I'm a nobody with nobody 32 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:29,382 ♪ Because I have no body 33 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,635 ♪ I'm just a ball 34 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:39,892 Oh! A tear from a lonely wobble earns one enchanted wish. 35 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:41,894 I know what this sad ball wants, 36 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:44,188 but be careful what you wish for! 37 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,481 [ Laughs ] 38 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,191 Whoa! 39 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,277 [ All groaning ] 40 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,489 That was sure fun watching you guys 41 00:01:53,573 --> 00:01:55,741 crawl home last night on your hands and knees! 42 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,743 What a great exercise to prepare for tonight's game! 43 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,914 Adolescent sarcasm noted. 44 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,583 [ Groans ] Guys, look! 45 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,586 I woke up with a body -- a big sexy rock 'n' roll commando one! 46 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:08,379 My wish came true! 47 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,756 [ All gasp ] -It's a miracle! 48 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,051 Are you sure that's regulation ball size? 49 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,804 Who cares? His body's mucho macho excellence 50 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:20,141 is only exceeded by my own consummate masculine hubris! 51 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,394 Right? I'm a somebody with a buff body! 52 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,937 Whoo! Look at this! 53 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:27,940 I can punch and crush with my mighty arms and fists! 54 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:29,275 All: Yeah! 55 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,485 Stomp and smash their skulls into concrete 56 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,195 with my sexy legs and feet! 57 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,196 All: Yeah! 58 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,364 I can -- I can -- 59 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,617 Whoa. I can give you all the biggest, 60 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,912 tightest, warmest hugs I've always longed to give! 61 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,288 -Wait, what? -Whoa! 62 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,458 You first, Leto! Come here, you big softie! 63 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,418 This is a good hug. 64 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,171 [ Laughs ] Thank you, Baby Ball. 65 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,213 I love it. 66 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,506 Harder! Harder! 67 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,634 This is foreign, yet welcome. 68 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:59,388 ♪♪ 69 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:02,934 So warm, so safe, so -- 70 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,686 Wait, wait, wait! What's with the nice-guy act? 71 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:08,648 Now that Baby Ball has a big, oversized body, 72 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,942 he also has a big, oversized heart, 73 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,653 and all the warm fuzzies that come with it. 74 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:17,490 I do! And so many wonderful new feelings 75 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,492 and exciting new things to do! 76 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,452 See you later! 77 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,372 Wow. I like the new Baby Ball. 78 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,457 I agree. Me too. 79 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,501 He's super. 80 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,501 I'm not convinced. 81 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,501 He's super. 82 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,501 I'm not convinced. 83 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,586 Let's see how he does on the field. 84 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,837 Where's Baby Ball? 85 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,172 I must witness the violent abilities 86 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,883 of his powerful new body in combat firsthand! 87 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,427 Maybe you should be a little sensitive. 88 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,846 He's going through changes! 89 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,350 Screw that! Rule number-one is show up for a fucking game! 90 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,352 Aah! Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late. 91 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,770 You will not believe 92 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,981 all the crazy new things I can do with my new body. 93 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:53,401 I made you this hand-cranked ice cream with my own two hands! 94 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:58,239 Homemade dairy products are an admirable gesture. 95 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,740 It's pistachio. 96 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,909 Pistachio! 97 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,704 All: Yeah! 98 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,704 Baby Ball, that all sounds great, 99 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,704 All: Yeah! 100 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,704 Baby Ball, that all sounds great, 101 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,706 but we're late for the game. 102 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,542 Don't worry, Ace. Follow me as I run there 103 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,294 on these fine muscular legs of mine! 104 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,504 [ All groan ] 105 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,007 Me-ouch! 106 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:19,760 A su-purr-ising entrance ended in cat-tastrophe 107 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,846 when the Leptons were defeated by the weakest 108 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,016 yet most adorable wittle team in the Consortium -- 109 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,019 the Fluffy Kitty Paw Mobile Cookie Club. 110 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,770 It looked like a meow-sacre 111 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,440 when Baby Ball arrived sporting a radical new body mod. 112 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,067 Oh, how adorable. 113 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,694 [ Meowing ] 114 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,611 [ Growls ] 115 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:39,572 Leptons littered the field 116 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,574 with their in-fur-ier opponents. 117 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,908 Meow! 118 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:47,038 This is so wrong but it feels so good! 119 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:49,665 Until Baby Ball's su-purr-ising traitorous turn. 120 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:51,500 Meow. 121 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:53,252 Happy kitties, all in a row. 122 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,920 Happy kitties all score goals. 123 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:57,131 Happy kitties like milk in a bowl. 124 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,924 Happy kitties, go, go, go! 125 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,844 Leptons -- 0. Kittens -- 238. Hey-oh! 126 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,388 What was the purpose of Baby Ball's paw-ful behavior? 127 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,891 Will his teammates still consider him a fur-iend? 128 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,768 Great effort out there, everybody! 129 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:09,935 Baby Ball, what the fuck! 130 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:13,481 I'm sorry, Ace, but those kitties looked so helpless. 131 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,776 This is a game. Games are supposed to be fun! 132 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,069 -Gasp! -What?! 133 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,945 Seems like everything about you got bigger 134 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,156 except for your stupid little brain. 135 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,617 Ace, those words are hurtful. 136 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,202 Are you angry with me? 137 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,412 I-I... Ugh! 138 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:31,999 These feelings are all so new and confusing. 139 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,542 [ Cries ] 140 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:36,212 Eh, I'm surrounded by drama queens. 141 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,714 But I think I know how to fix this. 142 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:43,552 Did you ask me here so you can call me bad words 143 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:45,096 and make my heart hurt, too? 144 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,973 Nope! I'm here to help. You know what you need? 145 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,810 You need to get your new big-boy testosterone flowing 146 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,187 and get your new big-boy killing instincts going, 147 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:57,233 and nothing works better than a good ol' cleaning of the pipes. 148 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,235 Are you referring to sexual intercourse? 149 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:02,238 I mean, gosh, do you think that would work? 150 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,572 I'm willing to try. 151 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:06,158 I wouldn't say that too loud in here. 152 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,827 You might get what you ask for. 153 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,453 Hey, look! Your new hunky bod 154 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,997 is already attracting the local talent. 155 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,083 I'll let nature take it from here. 156 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,628 Your sexy muscles sure look hard. 157 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,131 Can we touch them and find out? 158 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,508 Uh, sure. M-My name's Baby Ball. 159 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:26,220 And I'm pretty sure that you're giving me an erection. 160 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,013 [ Crying ] 161 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,474 And then my little friend Ace says, 162 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,977 "We're a team but not you! 163 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,603 You're just a big ugly jerk, 164 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,856 and I hate you and your new big-boy body, 165 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,941 and we're not even best friends anymore!" 166 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,903 He was so angry with me, and it really hurt my feelings! 167 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,780 [ Crying ] 168 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:48,701 Huh? You got the hottest sex bod in town 169 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,328 and all you can do is mope it up? 170 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,372 I can't stop thinking about Ace. 171 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,041 I think maybe I lost my best friend. 172 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,169 I'll be your new best friend. 173 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,712 Aaah! 174 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,674 How dare you take advantage of me in this moment of weakness! 175 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,342 I barely know you! 176 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,261 [ Cries ] 177 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,679 [ Groans ] 178 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,682 Tonight, the Leptons take a ride on the wild side 179 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,102 with the lethal Jet Fuel Byrabies Moneroes! 180 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:16,562 Baby Ball: Aah! 181 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,565 His monstrous bod is too swole for the ball cannon! 182 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,900 [ Cheers and applause ] 183 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,068 [ Tires squealing, engine revving ] 184 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,827 Ah! 185 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,623 [ Screams ] 186 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,794 Circle up! Back to back! 187 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,424 We can't form Ballmaster, and it's all his fault! 188 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,718 Trust me, kid. Go long! 189 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,928 Hey, ugly! 190 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,308 [ Groans ] 191 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,186 Ah! 192 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,605 [ Grunts ] 193 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,732 Whoo! 194 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,820 Aah! Whaa! 195 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,950 Ace, I'm sorry I let you down! 196 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,952 I'm not sure how to make this better yet, 197 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,870 but do you think we can try? 198 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:17,790 Fine. But I don't forgive you yet. 199 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:21,085 Aah! Aaaah! 200 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:22,920 [ Laughter ] 201 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,255 How are we supposed to run 202 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,715 with you dangling down there like a giant nutsack?! 203 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:28,968 Let's try and twerk it out together. 204 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,344 Both: Aaah! 205 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,929 [ Grunting ] 206 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:34,974 [ Growling ] 207 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:36,850 Aaaah! 208 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,770 Hang on, my sweet, sweet, Ace! 209 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,651 [ Grunting ] 210 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,198 [ Laughs ] 211 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:52,574 Oh! Hmph! 212 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,540 Pew! 213 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:03,043 He sacrificed himself for me? 214 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:05,504 [ Cries ] 215 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,589 Ah. 216 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:08,924 Wha? 217 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,176 Don't just stand there, dummy! 218 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,761 Baby Ball! You're alive! 219 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,764 Ballmastrz. 220 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:21,687 ♪♪ 221 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,522 Ballmastrz. 222 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,317 ♪♪ 223 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,027 -[ Laughs ] -Yeah! 224 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:31,196 Ballmastrz. 225 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:38,537 ♪♪ 226 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,247 [ Laughs ] 227 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:46,378 ♪♪ 228 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,880 Ballmastrz. 229 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,089 Yeah! 230 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,258 [ Laughs ] 231 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,220 Ballmaster does it again. Leptons win! 232 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,890 [ Cheers and applause ] 233 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:02,895 ♪♪ 234 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:03,854 ♪ Baby Ball 235 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,899 ♪ You were sad and filled with lust ♪ 236 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:10,861 ♪ A tear fell, summoning my angel dust ♪ 237 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,031 ♪ A body you wished for, and you did receive ♪ 238 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,493 ♪ But your problems it did not alleve ♪ 239 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,162 ♪ Your wish taught you that love could tear you apart ♪ 240 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,081 ♪ It's not easy having a heart 241 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,708 ♪ You had a big-boy body this whole time, silly ♪ 242 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,586 ♪ You share it with Ace, it's called Ballmaster ♪ 243 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,755 ♪ And now that your journey has come to an end ♪ 244 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:35,928 ♪ Will you still call this boy your best friend? ♪ 245 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,429 ♪♪ 246 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,765 Really, Baby Ball? Is it true? 247 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,643 Am I really a best friend? To you? 248 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,770 Really? Best friend? 249 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,981 Hell no! Go screw yourself, you stupid orphan bastard. 250 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,276 Gaz, that win made me thirsty. 251 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,404 Last one to the bar gets the tab! 252 00:10:53,487 --> 00:11:01,453 ♪♪ 253 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:09,503 ♪♪ 254 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,879 Chirp. 255 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,298 Rad.