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"Ballmastrz."

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Gaz Digzy didn't screw up
for once.

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Turns out staying
with the Leptons

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ain't as dumb as it sounds

5
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because things are
finally looking up

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for those longtime losers.

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Yeah, I guess I got
a whole thing here,

8
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so why not stick around?

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Ha-ha-ha.

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Whoopee.

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Blabber Ball:
Reached for comment,

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Creator of "The Game"
and supreme ruler,

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Lord Crayzar crackled ominously
for 3 hours straight.

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Here's a 1-second clip.

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Woo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Blabber Ball:
But the ball doesn't stop there.

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The brave spirit of teamwork
in their hearts

18
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led the unlikely Leptons to win
some games this season,

19
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showing moments
of actual non-suckage.

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These former failures
must all be thrilled.

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[ Buzzer sounding ]

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♪♪

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Wow. Our fan mail is
finally neck and neck

24
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with our hate mail
and unsolicited dick pics.

25
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A scroll
from my favorite sensei?

26
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He only writes of matters
of great importance.

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He's never been so emotional.

28
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Ahhh!

29
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We notice your subscription
is about to expire.

30
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They remembered me.

31
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Ahh!

32
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Ooh.
Mama and Papa sent candy.

33
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I wish I could share the joy
with my parents,

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which I can't
on account of I'm an orphan.

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Yeah, you know,
I totally forgot about that

36
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and most other things
about you.

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Lucky for me,
I'm still in touch

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with the spawning vat
that extruded me.

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It says, "Congratulations,
love, Mommy."

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Mm. Oh.

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Ha-ha-ha.

42
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kid.

43
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Does it look like
I'm banging a wolf

44
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or a fox in this here
erotic fan art?

45
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Aw, who knows?
Art is subjective.

46
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But if you had
a bizarro bestiality baby,

47
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he'd be much happier
than me.

48
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What's with
this sad-sack shit?

49
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And is this
an orphan thing,

50
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or did he find something
new to be a puss about?

51
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Orphan?
Go figure.

52
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Why does he got to
bring down the room?

53
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And it's not like
we can just make him parents

54
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to cheer him up.

55
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Oh!

56
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Technology, what can't
it pretend to fix?

57
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Well, it says
these synth workers

58
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handle all kinds
of stuff --

59
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labor, data entry, housework

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and 40 or 50
sexual disciplines.

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No mention, however,
of familial love.

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I've faked more
for the right price.

63
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Load the kid's data
and fire it up.

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[ Wretching ]

65
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[ Computer whirring, beeping ]

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[ Ding! ]

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♪♪

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Ace, guess
who showed up?

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Summertime Santa?

70
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I knew he was real.

71
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No, dummy.
It's your long lost parents.

72
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Whoa!

73
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[ Squeaking ]

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[ Zing! ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Son, I've waited
10 long years

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of my 5-minute life
for this moment.

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My boy, I'm so sorry
we forgot you at an orphanage

80
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while asking for direction
to a water park.

81
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Guys?

82
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No, you're not the only one
who can tell they're fake.

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[ Both grunt ]

84
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I mean, I can totally see
where Ace

85
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gets his totally
not fakeness from.

86
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Ah, I'm so glad you found me.

87
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Where are my manners?

88
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These are my teammates
and best friends, the Leptons.

89
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So what have you been up
to while

90
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neglecting Ace his whole life?

91
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We are both hardworking
career-having humans.

92
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I am an esteemed butt doctor
working on the cure for farts.

93
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Gah-goo.

94
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Why'd I let you program
his backstory?

95
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I'm a private eye.

96
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My biggest case was
tracking down you, son.

97
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If only I'd thought to watch
the news or search the Internet

98
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or ask anyone
anything ever.

99
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That's all in the past.

100
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Let's embark on a future
of normal family fun.

101
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Where we'll keep you safe.

102
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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

104
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Whee!

105
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Aah!

106
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[ Splat! ]

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[ Groans ]

108
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♪♪

109
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[ All chuckling ]

110
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Ah! Ooh.
Whoa!

111
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Aah!

112
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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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That's our boy.

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[ Squeaking ]

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[ Laughs ]

117
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Hey, who-hey.

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[ Giggles ]

119
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Yeah.

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Ah, ahh!

121
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♪♪

122
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My luck i
s finally changing.

123
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A boardwalk buzzard hasn't even
pooped on me today.

124
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See?

125
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[ Buzzard screeches ]

126
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Whoa.

127
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Ace, speak to me.

128
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Is Mommy's weak,
little flesh bod hurt?

129
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[ Laughs ]
Parental concern tickles.

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[ Screeches ]

131
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[ Squawks ]

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Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Fireworks.

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♪♪

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♪♪

135
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That was the best day ever.

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♪♪

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Why are we in
a maintenance closet?

138
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Just want to
do some tinkering.

139
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Today was perfect, so we might
as well make it more perfect.

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Oh, this silly,
what do you call it, face,

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is getting in my way.

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Ha-ha-ha. This bland doughy
dermis seems a bit loony

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if you ask me, sweetums.

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Aah!
You --

145
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You're not my real parents?

146
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Ace, love is strong,
but mortal flesh is weak.

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The love of synth parents
like us is better than real.

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It's real lipless.
Tee-hee.

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We weren't
created to fail.

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We want to keep you
safe forever.

151
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But at the moment,
you're just a bit --

152
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Oh, what's that word
for hopelessly fallible?

153
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Human!

154
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Bingo!

155
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Human!

156
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Bingo!

157
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Now, let's spruce you up
with some augmentations.

158
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You'll barely
even notice it.

159
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How much of me
are you going to change?

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For optimal results,
we'll only need to swap out,

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say, 103% of you.

162
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Now, hold still,
pookie.

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[ Light laughter ]

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[ Ace screams in distance ]

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So he's either dying,
or he saw a booby on the TV.

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Please, don't.

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All I wanted was
a normal family.

168
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I almost considered that your
cheapo synths would go hog wild.

169
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It's nearly as I suspected
all along.

170
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Now unhand our Ace
you dirty Mother-Fakers.

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Parental overreaction
activate.

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Aah!

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[ Grunts ]

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Ah!

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Wha!

176
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-Oh.
-Everyone, please stop fighting.

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Aww.

178
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Yo, squirt,
it's Ballmaster time.

179
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-No.
-Ow!

180
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Hey, what gives,
asshole?

181
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I won't fight them.

182
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I don't care
if they're crazy fakeoids.

183
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They're the only parents I have.

184
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[ Grunts ]

185
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Aah!

186
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Wha...
What the fuh...

187
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Whoa.

188
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My time spent under
the permanent blood moon

189
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of the Fertile Yona Crescent
zone showed me true meaning

190
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of parental care as the queen
hyper wolf selflessly took me

191
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into her litter
and nursed me back to health

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after the gruesome
yet formative battle

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against the glacier golems.

194
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You foul automatons insult
such noble gifts of the heart,

195
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offending me
and my tightly toned core.

196
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I now wield against you
the ultimate symbol

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of familial unity
of the Leptons!

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[ Grunting ]

199
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Whoa.

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[ Laughs ]

201
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[ Laughs ]

202
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Huh!

203
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[ Roars ]

204
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Ye-aaaaah!

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[ Grunts ]

206
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[ Groaning ]

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[ All cheer ]

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

210
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[ All shout ]

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[ Both screech ]

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Ballmasters.

213
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Quit being evil and be regular,
pretty please with sugar on top?

214
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Uh, kid, I know you'd
rather hug it out,

215
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,896
but this relationship
seems a bit toxic,

216
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,397
and I think
it's time you let go.

217
00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:08,317
Yeah, dude.
Hurry up and kill your parents.

218
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[Echoing]
Kill your parents.

219
00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,864
Son, stop thwarting our
berserk rampage this instant.

220
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,574
We're only murdering
your friends

221
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,701
because we love you
Ace-y face.

222
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,579
They say you always hurt
the ones you love,

223
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:25,626
so I hurt you guys
[Echoing] forever.

224
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I, uh,
I'm sorry that, uh --

225
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No, don't be sorry.

226
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,016
I thought I needed parents
to be normal,

227
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:45,270
but you guys are
all the family I need.

228
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,440
Does this mean we got to start
buying this guy birthday gifts?

229
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Nah.

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♪♪

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00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:59,952
♪♪

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00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,329
Chirp.

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00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,789
Rad.