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[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

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We still have
studio time, guys.

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Are you sure you don't want
to lay down a smoking hot verse?

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Yeah, give me a sec.

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[ Farts ]

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Put that in our stupid
team song.

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Call me when you need
my other voice --

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for a commercial
or something.

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I'd love for you to be
the first woman

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on my "Leto Talks to Women"
holocast.

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After 196 episodes,

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it would really mean
the world to me.

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Come on, Gaz!
Our next game is against
the Boom Boom Boys!

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You know
how they wow the crowd.

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Don't you want to wow
the crowd, too?

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Wow them with song?

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Ugh! Ech!
The Boom Boom Boys. Grr!

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You know, those hippie-dippy
ravetoids didn't do squat

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when Krayzar kicked me
to the curb.

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Jerk-hole Gaz Digzy playing her
former number-one-ranked team

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on her last game
of the season?

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Yeah, they're just trying
to humiliate me

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even more than
they already have.

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[ Bell dings]
It's ready! Crank this mother!

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[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

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♪ My name is Ace,
I'm a little guy ♪

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♪ But when I scrape my knee,
I almost never cry ♪

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why is your part first?

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I ordered us alphabetically
to be fair.

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We're all equals
on this team.

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Gaz: Stop!

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[ All gasp ]
You think this crappy song

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can compete
with the Boom Boom Boys?

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Let's just get this stupid game
over with and call it a season.

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We haven't won
a single game,

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and no matter how hard
we try, we will lose,

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because
that's what losers do.

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Now excuse me.
I have a liver to kill.

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[ Gulping ]

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But, Gaz, it's always
darkest before dawn.

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Shove the dawn up your ass!

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She's right!
We're losers!

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[ Groaning ]
Settle down, woman!

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I see no losers here!

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I ate lentils out
of a dumpster last night.

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Gaz, we need you.

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I don't care
what anyone says.

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You're the greatest player
of the game ever!

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And maybe we can all be
great someday, too!

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We just need you
to show us how!

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Kid, you guys suck.

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So just accept it.

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Pbbt! She only cares
about herself.

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She's just a washed-up,
dumpy diva.

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Aaaah!
[ All gasp ]

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Hold on.
[ Gulping ]

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All: Oh!

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Aah-ugh!

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[ All scream ]

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There!

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Hey, this is the master,
right, Tubs?

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All right, now,
let's not do anything crazy.

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That's the only copy
of the song we have!

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Since when have
I ever been crazy?

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Ah! Keepaway, guys!

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Flip, heads up.

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Ha ha ha!

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Ow.
Ugh! Whoa!

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When ya got it,
ya got it!

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And you got a date with
a garbage disposal, bitch!

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[ Laughs ]
She gives us sass

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and mangles
my musical masterpiece?!

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Well, I ain't helping her look
good in front of her old team!

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I'd rather go down in flames
just to drag her down with me!

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She doesn't mean it.

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She's just nervous

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and needs us to believe
in her more than ever.

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We can't fall apart in our
last game of the season.

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♪♪

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[ All growling and snarling ]

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Hey.

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Hey, now,
you can let go now.

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Aaaah!
Ohh!

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♪♪

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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Please, lady, stop!

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You won!

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Shut up! I need this!

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Aaaaah!

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You want to go do sex?

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Kind of,
but I'm scared of you.

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Give me another everything

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and, uh, make it
a double everything.

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For real, though,

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I know this bar's
a little boosty,

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but let's see what's
populatin' with the locals.

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Am I tripping bass,

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or is that Digzy
looking nast?

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I haven't seen that
huddle-butt in a minute!

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Come on!
These guys, seriously?

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What are you
candy-stompering dorks doing

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slumming it up at my local?

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What, dance floor's full
at Club La Queef?

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We were just
passing through

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and wanted to take a pre-game
back and bootie show, girl!

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But didn't expect to peep
our home-sizzle baby-boo!

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Ah, whatever.
You know, you douche balls
are just here to gloat.

108
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Go ahead! Don't matter.
Buy me a round.

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Give us a round
of whatever she's sweatin'.

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Why so salty, D?

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You'll always have peace,
love, unity, and respect

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from the Boom Boom Boys!

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Hundo p!

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Insult me all you want.

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Like it even bothers me.

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Hey, you're the best,
I'm the worst.

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I get it.

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Oh, we're
trill-blissed out, bae!

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It's so good to see you,
kiddie!

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No, it's not!
My life is a toilet.

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All my peeps in one
roly-poly room!

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Life is a officially
off the hizzy!

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Still looking forward
to our game, cheesy quaver?

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Yeah, don't.
We forfeit.

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We quit or we forfeit,
and I'm gonna be stuck here.

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[ Gulps ] Hey, excuse me while I
either barf or screw someone --

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or both!
[ Groans ]

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♪♪

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What manner of candy
booms can this be?

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Time for this song to become one

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with its fellow
toxic garbage, huh?

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[ Gasps, groans ]

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[ Belches ]

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Maybe I'm stuck on stupid,
but I had no idea

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Gaz was making beats.

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She was always
an okey-momo.

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♪ I'm Duleena Duneeda ♪

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♪ But you can call me DD! ♪

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♪ Sometimes I'm a psycho ♪

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♪ But mostly I'm a sweetie! ♪

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♪ If you disagree,
I'll rip off your pee-pee ♪

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♪ And shove it up your B.B.! ♪

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It's, uh --
I mean, I mean, it's not --

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it's not completely flat.

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For real, though,
let's give it a sec.

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I bet it's about to blow up!

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♪ I'm Flip Champion,
I've got abs for days ♪

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♪ My umbilicus impresses in
a thousand different ways ♪

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♪ Hey, ladies! ♪

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Poor Digs.
She must know it's nast.

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Not good at all!

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No wonder she was getting
ate up on her own.

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Poor Digs.

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We gotta do something.

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Maybe it's local --
like the New New!

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We gotta boost it
[Echoing] Boom Boom style!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Still no word from Gaz?

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I mean, it's the last game
of the year.

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Screw her!
That sass-talking bar rag

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ain't getting
no sympathy out of me!

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Baby Ball, we need to stick
together now more than ever.

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With or without her,
we're gonna give it our best!

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No, thank you.
And, for the record,

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I have still not forgot you

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for trying to make me the second
singer on our team song --

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even if it is melting
in an incinerator somewhere.

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Hopefully, Gaz fell
in there with it.

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Sorry, Ball. Not dead yet.

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Give it a few hours.

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Gaz! I knew you'd come back
when we needed you most!

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Plug it, kid.
I'm only here for
three reasons --

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clean my locker and to say
goodbye to the sport

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that once meant
everything to me.

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What's the third reason?

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Shit. I-I'm too wasted
to remember that one.

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You know, hell, let's go out
there and lose, all right?

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1, 2, 3! Quit!

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All: Quit.

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[ Whimpers ]

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And now the reunion that
everybody's talking about --

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trash bag Gaz Digzy squares off
against former teammates

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the Boom Boom Boys!

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Fans can't wait to see
this...show!

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Mmm!

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This is for you, Gaz.

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♪ We're the Leptons,
the "L" stands for "luck" ♪

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♪ We're here to say
that we don't really suck ♪

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♪ If you doubt our skills,
then watch us play ♪

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♪ With Gaz on our side,
we'll blow you away! ♪

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What?!
You kept the tape?

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You knew they had more
powerful speakers than us

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and convinced them to play
our song as a sign of respect!

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I am impressed, Digzy.

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I'm confused.

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Is this what happiness
feels like?

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Ace:
You can't fool us anymore.

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You've been helping us
the whole time,

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but you didn't want us to know.

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You knew it was
the only way to show us

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how to find the winning
attitude inside ourselves.

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I ain't the person
to lick the bubble,

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but I did not give
those twinkle-toed turds

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our crappy song.

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You knew it would boost
our confidence

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and eliminate our doubt

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so that we could finally
play together

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the way we were
always meant to --

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with the burning spirit
of teamwork in our hearts.

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[ Laughing ] Wow!

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♪♪

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Yeah. I did it for us.

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00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,025
Now get angry, like I am.
Get furious!

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Let's squash those dancing
dead cans together!

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Baby Ball: She might be
a flaming piece of donkey shit,

216
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,701
but she's our flaming
piece of donkey shit!

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Ballmastrz!

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♪♪

219
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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

220
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Ballmastrz!

221
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Y'all must be hippie-flippy

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if you think we're
just gonna let you win

223
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'cause we're still players.

224
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Sorry, girl.
You're getting sniped!

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Ballmastrz!

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[ Groans, growls ]

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Whoa-ah!

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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

229
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♪ Trying to win ♪

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♪ Each and every day ♪

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♪♪

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[ Growls ]

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♪ The ancient key ♪

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♪ To victory is ours ♪

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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

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♪ Come on, Ballmastrz ♪

237
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♪ It's time to grab
your balls ♪

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♪♪

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Ballmastrz!

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[ All screaming ]

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♪♪

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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

243
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♪ Ballmastrz, go ♪

244
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Ohhhh!
My boom boom box!

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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

246
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♪ Ballmastrz, Ballmastrz ♪

247
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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

248
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Ballmastrz!

249
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♪ Ballmastrz ♪

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[ Laughs evilly ]

251
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♪ My name is Gaz,
and I'm often blasted ♪

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♪ You disco dorks
are about to get molested ♪

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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Ballmastrz!

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Ace:
[ Laughing ] Wow!

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Ballmastrz
heavy artillery formation

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of vengeance cannon fire!

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♪♪

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Yeah!

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This is impossible, folks --
literally impossible!

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I'm wondering if my eyeballs
are defective.

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Leptons win!
Leptons win!

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Leptons win!

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[ All cheer ]

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♪♪

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You did it, Gaz!

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This team is more
united than ever --

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a feat more impressive than
guiding them to victory.

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Duh. I'm awesome.

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And they, uh, well,
they're getting there.

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I hate to say it, Gaz,

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but you fulfilled
your end of the bargain.

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I can now place you on
any team in the game

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that your heart desires.

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Ace: Gaz!

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♪♪

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[ Laughing ]

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Come, now, Digzy.
What is it that you want?

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[ Sighs ]

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I want a beer.

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Ballmastrz!

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♪♪

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Ball...mastrz.

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Ballmastrz!

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Ballmast--